1 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:26,241 Feast your eyes on a familiar setting: the bride's room. 2 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:30,378 Recognize the usual suspects? The attentive bridesmaids... 3 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:36,120 ...the relieved mother of the bride, the radiant bride and the flower girl... 4 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,891 ... who dreams of the day when she'll be holding the bouquet. 5 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:44,662 Then there's me. Who is this mystery woman with a cushion full of pins? 6 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:49,036 I'm Lauren Crandell, and I'm a junior wedding consultant... 7 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:53,342 ... "junior" meaning that my boss barks the orders while I do the work. 8 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:57,574 I'm a seamstress, a gofer, an assistant.... You name it. Whatever it takes... 9 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:01,083 ... to make sure that everything will be perfect on that big day. 10 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:06,089 And although you might not believe me, everything typically does work out. 11 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,528 Well, most of the time. 12 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,270 -Are you okay? -Yes. 13 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,236 Oh, no. 14 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:37,851 Weddings, by their very nature, are fraught with peril. 15 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:39,855 That's why you need me. 16 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:44,190 On your big day, it's my job to take care of anything that goes wrong. 17 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:48,892 I worry for you. I troubleshoot, problem-solve... 18 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:52,595 ...and on occasion, work miracles. 19 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,636 Okay, your turn. Don ' t forget to smile. 20 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,346 -You look so beautiful. -Thank you. 21 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,849 All right. Dad? 22 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,529 Having helped to plan in excess of 1 00 weddings... 23 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,642 ...I've come to realize that there are unspoken rules... 24 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,210 ... that every wedding consultant should know. 25 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:38,043 Rule number one: Do the work and never take the credit. 26 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,915 Let the bride and groom feel responsible for their perfect day. 27 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:45,922 Helping them achieve their dream makes it all worthwhile. 28 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,130 Hello? Oh, hi, yeah. 29 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:57,929 I called about booking a band on October 1 0. 30 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,368 The bride and groom would love someone... 31 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,031 ...who could do both rock and polka. 32 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,972 Can you hang on one second? Okay. 33 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,575 Hello, Tying the Knot. 34 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,445 Oh, hi, Barbara. 35 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,548 Gosh, I'm so sorry that you got in a fight... 36 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:21,524 ...with your maid of honor. But your wedding isn't until 2007. 37 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,788 So I'm sure you guys will make up by then. 38 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:27,895 -Here you go, miss. -I don't think you need a backup. 39 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:31,628 No. Okay, I'm gonna call you as soon as I can. 40 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,897 All right. Thanks. Bye-bye. 41 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:36,837 Hi. Okay. Sorry about that. Where were we? 42 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,342 Lauren, get in here. 43 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,981 Actually, I'm sorry to do this. I have to call you back. 44 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,673 Alrighty. Bye-bye. Yes? 45 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,978 You're never gonna believe what happened. 46 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:50,611 -What? -We just landed Darla Tedanski's wedding. 47 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,315 Who's Darla Tedanski? 48 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,825 The Sausage King's daughter. 49 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,088 -That's great. -No, it's not great. 50 00:04:58,264 --> 00:05:03,065 It's monumental. It's gonna be the most high-profile wedding in Chicago. 51 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,261 Do you know what that means? 52 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,998 Long workdays and virtually no sleep? 53 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:14,204 It means a guaranteed cover story in Bride's Day. Imagine the publicity. 54 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,541 Anyway, don't think I forgot about you. 55 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:21,016 If everything goes off without a hitch, you'll get that promotion we talked about. 56 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,821 -Are you serious? -Dead serious. 57 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:28,757 Lauren Crandell, senior consultant. Your own accounts, your own assistant... 58 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:31,158 ...and, of course, a raise. 59 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,295 I don't know what to say. 60 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,726 Don't say anything. 61 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:40,999 That interviewer will be here in 1 0 minutes. You need to prepare. 62 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:45,401 -I'm on it. -Bride's Day is my favorite magazine. 63 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,775 Especially when I'm profiled in it. 64 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:52,384 Oh, careful, dear. That china is worth more than your salary. 65 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,949 Cranberry scone? I made them myself. Didn't Mommy, Snickers? 66 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:01,719 You run a business and find time to bake. I don't know how you do it. 67 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,862 -I do. -What was that, dear? 68 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,031 Nothing, G. I was thinking out loud... 69 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,633 ...about the flowers for the Hanscum wedding. 70 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:11,702 What's there to think about? The bride wants gardenias. 71 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,272 But gardenias are out of season. 72 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:18,569 We could ship from California, but then we'd go over budget. 73 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,736 I think lilies are a nice alternative. 74 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,643 -Are you a consultant too? -Junior consultant. 75 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:26,307 She a little does planning here and there... 76 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:30,649 ...but it wouldn't be a Gennifer Douglas production if I didn't do the work. 77 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,451 I'll be at my desk if you need me. 78 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,556 -Where were we? -I was telling you... 79 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,897 -...about the Tedanski wedding. -That's right. I must say... 80 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,904 ...that's quite an undertaking for two people. 81 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,339 Correction, dear. One person. 82 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:56,779 My recently separated assistant is a little too emotional... 83 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,611 ...to be handling this big of an event. 84 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,721 It's a very sad situation. 85 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:06,950 Just for the record, I am not "too emotional. " 86 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:11,290 Rule number two: A professional never lets her personal life... 87 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:15,195 ...get in the way of her work. I was separated over a year ago. 88 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,929 Considering that my husband cheated on me, it was the best thing... 89 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:23,098 ...that could've happened. And although my marriage didn 't work out... 90 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:28,339 ...I still wholeheartedly believe in the sanctity of the institution. 91 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,151 Snickers. 92 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,016 Stupid.... 93 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:37,917 Snickers! 94 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:46,464 My first step towards that promotion was a meeting... 95 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,192 ... with the new client, Darla Tedanski. 96 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:53,134 G desperately wanted to come, but something came up. 97 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:57,572 Translation: She was having a "Mommy and me " portrait taken with Snickers. 98 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,734 Excuse me. 99 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:01,903 Hey, are you the Zen Energy Bar rep? 100 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:05,175 Actually, I ' m here to meet Darla. I'm the wedding planner. 101 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,886 You're Lauren? Kisses. 102 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:13,051 Aren't you yummy? Hang on. I'll fetch boss-lady. 103 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,423 So here I am, waiting for the pork princess to arrive. 104 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:19,588 I wonder if she looks like her father. 105 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:24,097 Okay, so Darla didn 't look anything like a pork king's daughter. 106 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,834 -You must be Lauren. -Hi. It's so nice to meet you. 107 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:32,705 Likewise. So tell me, how long have you been G ' s assistant? 108 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,006 -Three years. -Oh, that's commendable. 109 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,116 I don't know what I'd do if I had to work under someone. 110 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,617 -What exactly do you do? -Oh, I run my own advertising agency. 111 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,085 Talk about stressful. 112 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,283 Enough about me. G tells me you are flawless with details. 113 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,520 My therapist calls it obsessive-compulsive disorder. 114 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,463 Well, that's a good thing, considering the wedding's in a month. 115 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,727 -A month? -Yeah, we were working... 116 00:08:56,903 --> 00:09:00,430 ...with another planner, but we just kept butting heads. So.... 117 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:04,902 Here's our file from the last consultant. It includes my likes and dislikes... 118 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,511 ...down to what shoes the flower girl wears. 119 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,649 Sorry to interrupt. Yogi Britney aggravated her sciatica. 120 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:13,444 Oh, my God. I told you no lotus position, Britney. 121 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:18,079 I gotta go. If you have any questions, please ring Marc. Lauren, good luck. 122 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,618 Oh, God, Britney. Britney. 123 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:24,158 Marc, Marc. He's fine. It's here, the problem. 124 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,925 Can we get ice or an ambulance? Why is everyone not doing anything?! 125 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,001 -Marc, please! -Yes. 126 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,170 Why do I hire you people?! 127 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:49,710 After spending the entire night color-coding Darla 's file... 128 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:53,950 ...I fixed one messy situation only to crash headfirst into another. 129 00:09:55,227 --> 00:10:00,688 The Cibrianis, a nice Italian couple from the South Side, were getting married. 130 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:04,165 And much to the bride 's dismay, the groom decided to make... 131 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,931 -...a grand entrance. -Here I am! 132 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,542 Rule number three: Nobody cares about the groom. 133 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,678 They've only come to see the bride. 134 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:31,657 -All right. -So he's finally taking the plunge, huh? 135 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,663 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 136 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,735 -Hold on, honey. -Everything's under control. 137 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,308 I knew something like this was gonna happen. 138 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,776 I'll be down in no time. 139 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:51,813 -Just stay put, okay, baby. -I'm a little nauseous, but it's okay. 140 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,252 -I love you. -I love you too. 141 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,151 I'm not hurt. I'm not hurt. It's okay. 142 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,986 -I should have listened to my mother. -Don't worry. 143 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,421 You'll be fine, honey. 144 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,496 How fast can you get a firetruck to St. Alfred's? 145 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,809 -I'm okay. I'm fine. -Just hang on. 146 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,639 I promise we'll get you down. 147 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,940 You're almost there. 148 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:26,941 It's okay, okay? Just try to relax. 149 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:30,611 -That's easy for you to say. -Where you going on your honeymoon? 150 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,553 -Tahiti. -Okay, I want you to close your eyes... 151 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:36,251 ...and pretend that you're already there, okay? 152 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:40,789 Picture the white-sand beaches, the crystal-clear water... 153 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:44,265 -...that mai tai in your hand. -I don't like fruity drinks. 154 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,770 Fine, it's a beer. And don't forget to put on some sunscreen. 155 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:51,708 The sun's really hot. You're doing good. 156 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,038 Keep relaxing. 157 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:10,928 Let me guess. The groom fell head over heels. 158 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,869 -What is he doing? -Applying sunscreen. 159 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,636 I have him visualizing his honeymoon to stay calm. 160 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,406 Where exactly does he think that he is? 161 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,842 -Tahiti. -Tahiti? That's nice. 162 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,573 -You ever been there? -No, but it's on my list. 163 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,981 -Your list? -Of places I wanna travel to. 164 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,347 -I didn't realize people made lists for that. -I have a list for everything. 165 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,357 -lt helps me keep things under control. -Now, where's the fun in that? 166 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:48,261 Okay. That's okay. 167 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:52,062 -I'm about to die. -I'm not gonna let that happen. 168 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,639 Hold on. Hold on. Come here. 169 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,470 Relax. There we go. 170 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,644 -I got you. I got you. -Thank you. 171 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,212 So you'll think twice before doing this next time, huh? 172 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,018 Nice job, Nicky. I would've gone up there myself... 173 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,220 -...but I just ate lunch. -Yeah, right. 174 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:22,333 You're always the last one in, little brother, first one out, Jay. 175 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,300 -Hi. -Hi. 176 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,602 -Thank you so much. -No, no, thank you. 177 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:35,235 -You were great up there. -Oh, I was just doing my job. 178 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:41,046 -I'm Lauren. I'm the wedding planner. -Nick, the fireman. 179 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,587 What the hell were you thinking? Come on. You're such an idiot. 180 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:49,558 -Guess I'd better go. Duty calls. -Yeah, me too. 181 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,161 Okay. 182 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,694 So.... 183 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,993 -See you around. -Yeah, I hope so. 184 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,994 -Bye. -Bye. 185 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:07,201 Oh, did I tell you? I saw Brad's mother the other day at Dominic's. 186 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:11,406 We were saying what a shame it was that the two of you had split up. 187 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,848 She still has fond feelings for you, Lauren. 188 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,543 Too bad her son doesn't. 189 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:19,953 You know, it isn't too late to reconsider this whole divorce thing. 190 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:24,789 -Mom, I already signed the papers. -Well, perhaps you were a bit hasty, dear. 191 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,932 Marriage isn't a vacation, you know. 192 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:31,229 It takes a lot of hard work to keep things together. Isn't that right, dear? 193 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,371 Oh, yes, dear. 194 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,008 I just don't understand. 195 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,873 You two seemed like the perfect couple. 196 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,411 We just grew apart. 197 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,948 Well, that's cause for counseling, dear, not divorce. 198 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:51,181 Marriage isn't something that you can take back, like a sweater that doesn't fit. 199 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:54,190 You may wonder why my mother is so anxious for me... 200 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,260 ...to reconcile with an adulterer. 201 00:14:56,428 --> 00:15:00,057 Well, for starters, she doesn 't know he is one. 202 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,134 I didn 't have the guts to tell her. Look at her. She 's the epitome... 203 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,828 ...of the perfect wife. 204 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,341 I was afraid to disappoint her. 205 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,510 I just want you to be happy. 206 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:16,273 I know, Mom, but I don't need a man to be happy. 207 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:20,908 Couldn't you just consider giving Brad a second chance? 208 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,286 Hello? Anybody home? 209 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:30,759 -Oh, my God. You didn't. -Trust me, it's for your own good. 210 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,262 -Hello, Brad. -Hey. 211 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,229 -Good to see you. -Nice to see you. 212 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,800 -You too, Hank. -Brad. 213 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,437 Can't wait to taste that famous chili of yours. 214 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,039 Oh, look, Lauren, he brought you truffles. 215 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:45,108 -I know they're your favorite. -No, they're not. 216 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,140 -Yes, they are. -No, they're not. 217 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,476 No one can polish off a box of chocolates like you. Right? 218 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,173 Right. 219 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:57,015 Well, did you bring the divorce papers too? You're three weeks late in signing. 220 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,122 Could I talk to you outside for a minute? 221 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,994 Yeah. 222 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,995 What are you doing here? 223 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,297 Your mom invited me over. 224 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:20,504 -Okay, fine, you want me to be honest? -That'd be a first. 225 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,204 Look, the divorce papers really scared me. 226 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,577 You know, the finality of the situation. 227 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:30,520 I think you made things pretty final when you slept with our manicurist. 228 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,249 You want your mom to hear? She's right there. 229 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,525 -What do you want, Brad? -I just want a little time. 230 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,528 Why? I'm not changing my mind. 231 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:44,032 I know. I just need to get used to the idea, that's all. 232 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,730 -Honey, we used to be so good together. -Back in college, maybe... 233 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,069 -...when I was young and stupid. -You don't mean that. 234 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,370 -Yes, I do. -Honey, trust me. 235 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:56,946 -No one knows you better than I do. -Brad, could you help me... 236 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,983 -...open this bottle of wine, please? -Sure thing, Mom. 237 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,950 I'm so happy you understand. 238 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,754 -Thank you. -Thanks. 239 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,427 So when are you gonna let me set you up? 240 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,329 Why do married people always feel the need to convert the singletons? 241 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,562 -Misery loves company. -Very funny. 242 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:22,206 What about my cousin Barry? He's cute. 243 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:27,373 -He's allergic to sunlight. -Okay, bad choice. 244 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,943 He's sweet. 245 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:33,816 He's gay. 246 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,982 Well, no one ever met their husband in a bar anyway. 247 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:42,456 -Have you tried SingleAndLooking.com? -Oh, my God, would you stop? 248 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:46,325 I am not looking. This is not part of my plan. 249 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:49,797 -What plan? -I need to focus all of my energy... 250 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:53,267 -...on getting that promotion. -Oh, please. That's an excuse... 251 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,203 -...to keep yourself unavailable. -lt is not. 252 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,833 As a matter of fact, I met someone at the wedding today. 253 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,314 -Hello. Dish immediately. -A fireman. 254 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:08,283 I love firemen. Why are they always so hot? 255 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,787 -Oh, God, I think it's that uniform. -Was he a total himbo? 256 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,824 No, actually, he was so sweet and funny... 257 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,655 ...and had the most beautiful smile I've ever seen. 258 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,196 -He sounds amazing. -I know. 259 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:23,823 -He's exactly what I'm looking for. -lf you were actually looking. 260 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:27,301 I know. Great. 261 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:31,170 -Brad? -Worse. Barbara, the bridezilla. 262 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,868 -I'll be right back. -Good luck. 263 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:39,009 Hello? Barbara, you don't need to order your invitations this week. 264 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,948 No, your wedding isn't for three years. 265 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,849 -Oh, God, sorry. -Sorry. 266 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:48,015 -Oh, hi, Nick. -Hey, Lauren, right? 267 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,685 -Yeah. -I've been thinking about you all day. 268 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,766 -You have? -Yeah, about your whole list thing. 269 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,899 -You remembered. -Yes. 270 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:04,337 -So, what about my list? -You made a list for everything, right? 271 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,704 Yeah. 272 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,369 Even for the things you're looking for in a guy? 273 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:12,916 Yeah, and you know what? That list is very long. 274 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,686 Yeah, I'm sure that is. 275 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:21,156 So would tall, dark, semi-charming, goofy firefighter-type... 276 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,524 -...be anywhere on that list? -Darling, fetch my drink? 277 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,793 Darla. 278 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,697 -Laura, hey. -It's Lauren, actually. 279 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,770 Oh, of course. Right. I'm sorry. 280 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:37,602 -That's okay. -How do you two know each other? 281 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:41,109 -Actually, we just met today. -Yeah. 282 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,412 Isn't that nice? 283 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,075 Well, I'm gonna go and get back to my friend. 284 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:51,120 -Why don't you join us. -You promised you would dance with me. 285 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,656 -Come on. -That's okay. 286 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:57,118 -lt was nice seeing you both. -Yeah, you too. 287 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,466 -Where have you been? -You are never gonna believe this. 288 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:07,867 The fireman of my dreams is marrying the client of my nightmares. 289 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,705 -Can we go? -Yes. 290 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:37,097 There it was: James Nicholas Corina. 291 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:41,236 I understood immediately why Nick preferred his middle name to his first. 292 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:47,038 James was way too uptight for a handsome and free-spirited guy like Nick. 293 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,212 But what does it matter? Rule number four: 294 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:54,011 Never get involved with the groom. 295 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:09,497 Oh, call Jacques. Find out if he can fly in from Paris to do my hair. 296 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,932 If so, buy a ticket for his poodle. 297 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:16,438 Before I forget, book me a session in that hyperbaric oxygen chamber, would you? 298 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:20,305 Rule number five: Beware of the psycho bride. 299 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,676 The psycho bride is someone who 's lost touch with reality. 300 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,749 Case in point: Darla. 301 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,181 Jacques, I'm calling from Madame T's office. 302 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,344 I need to talk cut and colors. 303 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:33,013 -What do you think? -It's stunning. 304 00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:36,092 -You look like a queen. -Queen Mary, maybe. 305 00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:40,391 -This skirt makes me look like a ship. -Oui, oui. S.S. Terrible. 306 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,032 Next. 307 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,870 Just so you know, I'm not paid to think, just to agree. 308 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,134 -Trust me, I understand. -Oh, honey, the only time... 309 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,144 ...I ever hear the word "equal" is when she wants two in her latte. 310 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,415 Here, doll, you look like you could use this. 311 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:02,246 -Thanks. -Sure. 312 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,321 Oh, beautiful. 313 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,491 Oh! Way too J. Lo. 314 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,487 -Which wedding? -Who cares? 315 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,029 We know how they all turn out. 316 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:17,327 Okay, okay, this isn't working. Try again. 317 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:23,530 -This is nice. It would look good on you. -That's pretty. 318 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,973 Very young, very flirty. 319 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:33,681 -l.... -No. No. 320 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,315 No. 321 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,422 Here we are. 322 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,796 Perfection. 323 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:51,367 No. Stupid. 324 00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,903 Look, look, look. 325 00:22:57,442 --> 00:23:00,775 Rule number six is an addendum to rule number five: 326 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:05,610 The only thing worse than the psycho bride is the indecisive bride. 327 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,546 No. 328 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,979 -Nice. -Doesn't feel right. 329 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,391 No, no. 330 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,119 Okay. 331 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,694 No. 332 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,768 No, forget it. 333 00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,441 Oh, yes. 334 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:37,808 -Oh, my God. That's the one. -It's absolutely gorgeous. 335 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,050 -Lauren? -I hated it. 336 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:42,982 Not because she didn't look beautiful, but because... 337 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,886 ...it was like the dress I wore at my wedding. I wanted to cry. 338 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:52,060 But since I'm a professional, I did the next best thing. I lied. 339 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,892 The dress simply doesn't do you justice. 340 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:03,168 Well, I think we have to have something custom-made then. 341 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:09,107 After a miserable day with Darla, I was looking forward... 342 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,308 ...to the surprise Bonnie had for me. 343 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,008 Why didn't you tell me it was the Firemen ' s Ball? 344 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,154 Because I knew you wouldn't come. 345 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,289 -You're right. Nick is engaged. -So? 346 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,086 If he represents the fireman's species, there are bound to be others. 347 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,693 I don't wanna run into him. 348 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:26,990 You won't. There are so many people here. What are the odds? 349 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:30,259 -Nick. Very nice to meet you. -Bonnie. 350 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:35,770 -So are you on your own tonight? -Yes, I am. 351 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,340 Me too. 352 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:41,637 I love that flower in your hair, the lily. It's beautiful. 353 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:45,476 -Thanks. It's my favorite flower. -I'll have to remember that. 354 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,882 -So how do you know Nicky? -Oh, we met at a wedding. 355 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,546 -Lauren's a wedding planner. -What exactly... 356 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,885 ...does a wedding planner do? 357 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:57,459 I don't wanna bore anyone. 358 00:24:57,629 --> 00:25:00,689 Oh, you won't bore anyone. Tell them about Mr. Cibriani. 359 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:02,831 -Oh, the dangling groom? -Yeah. 360 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:08,200 This guy thought that it would be a good idea to rappel his way to the altar. 361 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:10,705 -His bride didn't think so. -She smacked him. 362 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,935 She wanted to call the whole thing off. 363 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:17,309 -You're kidding. -I told her she'd have to return the presents. 364 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:22,510 -That all sounds so stressful. -Please, it's not like saving people's lives. 365 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:27,181 Well, lives aren't worth saving without good relationships and celebrations. 366 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:31,687 Well said. I'll drink to that. 367 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,956 -Cheers. -Cheers. 368 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:39,865 I couldn't believe it. My ex-husband couldn 't tell people what I did... 369 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:45,032 ...without a patronizing laugh, and here was a man who not only approved... 370 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,838 ...but actually understood. 371 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:52,074 There was only one tiny, little problem: He was about to marry someone else. 372 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:56,009 -That man is seriously into you. -No, he isn ' t. 373 00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:58,712 It' s a classic case of groom-panic syndrome. 374 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:02,883 It's when men freak out over the fact that they'll only be with one woman... 375 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,929 ...for the rest of their lives. Nick would find a lamppost attractive now. 376 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,463 I doubt that. 377 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:12,362 Oh, no. I have to go save Robert from the fire chief's wife. 378 00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:14,368 Okay, go ahead. 379 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:19,168 -What are you doing? -Hey. 380 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,945 -What? You don't like my dancing? -No. 381 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:28,518 -I don't really wanna dance, thank you. -Come on, I'm a virtual Fred Astaire here. 382 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:31,417 I think maybe it's time you go home, bro. 383 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,526 Oh, come on, don't start with the good-brother routine. I'm working here. 384 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:38,686 How about the sober-brother routine? 385 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,391 Fine. The open bar's closed anyway. 386 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:49,968 -Sorry. -I can't believe he's your brother. 387 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:53,508 He's a really good guy. He just gets out of control sometimes. 388 00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:55,441 He's a little stressed right now. 389 00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,280 Sorry. 390 00:26:58,149 --> 00:27:01,949 Maybe we should dance, you know, for our own safety. 391 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,545 Sure. 392 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:13,960 -You're not bad at this. -Thank you. 393 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,760 -You're welcome. -My mom taught me a thing or two. 394 00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:20,598 She told me that a woman doesn't want a man with two left feet. 395 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:24,731 -I think she was talking about my dad. -Well, your mom's a very wise woman. 396 00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:28,208 -She was. She passed away. -Oh, I'm sorry. 397 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,645 No, no, no. Don't be. It was a long time ago. 398 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,580 It might help explain why Jay and I are so different. 399 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:37,449 Since she wasn't around when he was growing up... 400 00:27:37,622 --> 00:27:39,852 ...he doesn't really understand women. 401 00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:43,358 Although I'm not really sure that I do either. 402 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:47,259 -Yeah, well, we are complex creatures. -Yeah. 403 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,064 I have to go. 404 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,503 What if I have to get in touch with you about the wedding? 405 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,839 -Darla has my number. -Why don't we cut out the middleman... 406 00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:12,574 -...and let me take you to lunch tomorrow? -I can't. I have a wedding at Shadow Peak. 407 00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:15,046 All right, well, then I'll see you there. 408 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,079 You don't take no for an answer, do you? 409 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,518 No. 410 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,123 This is so wrong. 411 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:41,510 After a confusing evening, I was so grateful for the distraction of work. 412 00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:47,242 But unfortunately, that included babysitting my boss 's dog, Snickers. 413 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:52,481 Determined to keep everything on track, I focused on my usual routine. 414 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,058 Man of the cloth, check. 415 00:29:57,428 --> 00:30:00,261 Musicians, check. 416 00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:04,394 Flowers, check. 417 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,334 Stay there, Snickers. 418 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:15,341 Hello? Barbara, if you buy your gown now, it' s gonna be out of style... 419 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:17,572 ... by the time you get married. 420 00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:20,417 Hold on a sec. Hello? 421 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:23,748 Lauren, we can 't find the boutonnieres for the groomsmen. 422 00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,856 Right next to the sign-in book. 423 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,452 Barbara, I have to go. Let's hold out... 424 00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:31,686 ...for that Vera Wang sample sale that I told you about. 425 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,455 Okay, bye. 426 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:40,201 -What's wrong? -My dress is ruined! 427 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:44,872 -What happened? -The dog did it. 428 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,201 Snickers. 429 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,909 Don't panic. 430 00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:51,779 -Sorry. -What's the hurry? 431 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:53,781 I have to catch that dog. 432 00:30:53,952 --> 00:30:55,283 Done. 433 00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:58,211 Snickers, come. 434 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,897 Oh, there we go, there we go. All right. You go on this side. I'll go the other. 435 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:19,808 -ls this your dog? -No, it's my boss's. 436 00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:22,446 She might wanna consider putting him on Prozac. 437 00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,381 She can just loan him some of hers. 438 00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:28,716 He's gone. 439 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,582 There he is. 440 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:33,216 You go right. I'll go left. 441 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,884 Excuse me, excuse me. Wait. I got an idea. I got an idea. 442 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,688 Thank you. 443 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:43,823 -Here, poochie, poochie. Here you go. -Snickers. 444 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,830 -Snickers? -Yeah, it's his name. Don't ask. 445 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:50,463 Here, Snickers. Would you like a little quiche-y? 446 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:53,503 Would you like a little quiche, Snickers? 447 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:57,705 -Okay. Thank you, yes. Okey-dokey. -Thank you. 448 00:31:57,882 --> 00:32:02,751 No, thank you. We firemen, we rescue so many kitties, so few doggies. 449 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:07,119 All right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go work miracles. 450 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,167 Ladies and gentlemen, please be seated. 451 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,710 -Great job. -Thank you. 452 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,310 I think that we make a pretty darn good team together, don't you? 453 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:39,252 You know what? I think these interactions between us are a little inappropriate. 454 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,391 -Yeah, I agree. -You do? 455 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:45,427 Yeah. I think we should be having these interactions over dinner. 456 00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:47,928 That's not what I meant. 457 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,291 Well, how about it? 458 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:54,463 I think it would be best to only talk about wedding-related things. 459 00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:56,635 -Okay. -Good. 460 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:04,472 Darla told me you haven't found a place for the reception. 461 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,618 I have a great place in mind. 462 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,819 Come on. How much more wedding-related can it get? 463 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,225 I'll think about it. 464 00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:24,958 When you said you had the perfect spot, I didn't think I'd have to change... 465 00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:28,866 -...into hiking boots to get there. -Bear with me. We're almost there. 466 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:32,304 -Oh, it's pretty. -I love it here. 467 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,145 I come here weekends to decompress. 468 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,304 I vacuum to decompress. 469 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:41,009 That's-- That's interesting. What do you do for excitement? 470 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,847 I find organizing my closet's good. 471 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:50,788 Where are you taking me? 472 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:55,058 You'll see. Don't worry. I'm not an ax murderer or anything like that. 473 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:57,861 Yeah, like you'd tell me if you were. 474 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,672 Your purse is chirping. 475 00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,606 Yeah, I know. 476 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:11,875 You know, the park district has a very strict policy on wildlife in captivity. 477 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,245 It's my walkie-talkie. 478 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,149 Sorry. 479 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:18,879 -Hello? -Hey, Lauren. 480 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,719 Some woman named Barbara showed up looking for you. 481 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:26,091 Tell her to have a piece of cake, and I'll call her as soon as I can. Thanks. 482 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:28,931 -Never a dull moment, huh? -Nope. 483 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,235 There it is. 484 00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:38,103 Wow. 485 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:40,767 -A fairground. -Trust me. 486 00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:45,712 Right, I'm gonna trust a guy who 's engaged to my client. 487 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,681 I'll just keep smiling politely. 488 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:54,520 We used to come here all the time as kids. 489 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:57,490 I thought it'd be a great place for a reception. 490 00:34:57,662 --> 00:34:59,857 It's-- It's great. 491 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,623 But.... 492 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:05,428 I don't think this is what Darla had in mind. 493 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:09,471 Besides, we'd have to rent tents and bring in caterers. 494 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,939 And think of all the mosquito repellant we'd have to buy. 495 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,140 Okay, so.... 496 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:16,746 So it's a bad idea? 497 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:18,245 It's not a bad idea. 498 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,145 It's the thought that counts. 499 00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:21,546 Here's another thought. 500 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,382 How about we go take a ride on that carousel before we head back. 501 00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:30,260 Come on. I'll make sure you get paid time and a half. It's just a carousel ride. 502 00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:42,035 You know, the merry-go-round was my favorite ride as a little girl. 503 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:45,437 I was more of a Tilt-a-Whirl kind of guy. 504 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:53,343 Lauren, I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't ask you all the way out here... 505 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,383 ...just to talk about the wedding. 506 00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:57,680 I really-- I wanted to talk about-- 507 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:02,492 When the ride's over I'd like to talk about... 508 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:04,961 ...you and me. 509 00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:09,566 I knew there could be no "you and me " involving Darla 's fiancé. 510 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:13,067 But when Nick said those three words, they sounded really good. 511 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:15,171 I was getting in deeper and deeper. 512 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,034 And I had to put a stop to it. 513 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,267 You know what? I have to go. 514 00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:20,740 Right now? 515 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,142 Don't you wanna wait till the ride stops? 516 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:25,646 I'm gonna-- I'll just get off right here. 517 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,877 Are you okay? 518 00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:33,455 -I'm fine. -Looks like you twisted that badly. 519 00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:36,115 -Let's get you to a hospital. -No, I'm fine. 520 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,695 No, see? Okay, okay. 521 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,490 Okay. Okay. 522 00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:42,365 -Like I said-- -No, I'm fine. 523 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,627 -We're gonna get you to the hospital. -I don't need to go. 524 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:47,327 I do this for a living, okay? 525 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:51,241 Two hours in the emergency room and two Percocet later... 526 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:53,502 ...I was feeling no pain. 527 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,480 You must be quiet, okay? 528 00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,206 Okay, sorry. 529 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,748 Do you live alone? 530 00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:05,514 Yeah. No. I mean, yes. But my sister's staying with me. 531 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:08,090 She and her boyfriend broke up. I don't know. 532 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:10,687 Hello? 533 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,487 Hello? 534 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:17,090 I don't-- I don't think she's here. 535 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:20,294 And I don't really wanna leave you by yourself. 536 00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:23,307 You took a lot of pain medication. 537 00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,704 I'm fine, really. 538 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,707 Except, you know what's really funny and weird? 539 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,576 I can barely focus. 540 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,547 My God, you're cute blurry. 541 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,119 Thank you. Thank you. 542 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:44,027 I had so much fun today though. Not the hospital. 543 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:48,330 But the park was fun. 544 00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,433 I loved the rowboats... 545 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:55,095 ...and that carousel was funny till I fell off. 546 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,407 Yeah, that wasn't-- 547 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,167 I'm so stupid. 548 00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:01,243 No, no. 549 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:08,884 I like you, Nick. 550 00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:10,884 I do. 551 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,224 I know I shouldn't, but... 552 00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:16,155 ...I do. 553 00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:21,349 Oh, my God. He's still here. 554 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:25,689 You know, I've never met anybody who made a to-do list in their sleep before. 555 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:30,129 -Yeah, my sister's kind of freaky like that. -I think it's pretty cute. 556 00:39:30,601 --> 00:39:32,228 Morning, patient. 557 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:34,564 -How's the ankle? -Better. 558 00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:36,536 What is going on in my kitchen? 559 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,971 Your sister conned me into making breakfast. 560 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:42,943 You should try Nick's pancakes. They're better than Mom's. 561 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:45,048 You should sit. I'm making you food. 562 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:49,448 Well, thanks for the grub, but I gotta motor to make it to class. 563 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:51,046 He's the one. 564 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:52,713 -Bye. -Bye! 565 00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,223 So how you feeling? 566 00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:56,887 Confused. 567 00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,288 Oh, I didn't wanna leave you here by yourself last night. 568 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:01,829 You were pretty out of it. 569 00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:03,494 Where was Lily? 570 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,261 She was out clubbing until 5 a.m. this morning. 571 00:40:06,437 --> 00:40:08,735 You and your sister-- You're very different. 572 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,840 Yeah, that's putting it lightly. 573 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,805 Your juice. I squeezed it fresh. 574 00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:14,501 Okay, this is too much. 575 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:16,612 I appreciate everything. 576 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:19,215 But the juice, the staying over. 577 00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:22,079 I don't want you to think that this means anything. 578 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,611 You don't date your clients? 579 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:28,816 -Of course I don't date my clients. -Okay. Well, that settles it for me. 580 00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:30,517 I'm out of the wedding. 581 00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:32,719 You can't! Oh, my God! 582 00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:35,024 And this dish, by the way, needs to soak. 583 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:36,530 This kitchen is a mess! 584 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,759 I don't want you to hurt yourself again. 585 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,699 Don't do it. 586 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,263 -The dishes? -No, the wedding. 587 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:47,901 -Now you don't want me in the wedding? -No, I do want you in the wedding. 588 00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:51,946 All right. I have to go to work, so let's discuss this over dinner. 589 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,441 Absolutely not! 590 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,916 Great. Meet me at the station about 6. 591 00:40:57,087 --> 00:40:59,385 -Are you kidding? -I never joke about food. 592 00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:01,525 Try your breakfast and you'll see. 593 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:10,995 Where have you been? It's practically lunch. 594 00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:12,465 It's 10:30. 595 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:15,696 And I'm late because I sprained my ankle. 596 00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:19,274 Lauren, dear. I can't have you handicapped... 597 00:41:19,443 --> 00:41:22,810 ...for one of the most important weddings of my career. 598 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:25,445 No matter now. 599 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:27,607 Darla's waiting for you in my office. 600 00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:30,777 She says it's important. She only wants to speak to you. 601 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:34,584 -Did she say what it was about? -The wedding, of course. 602 00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:36,248 Hurry up! 603 00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:47,166 Listen, Darla, I can explain. I am so sorry. I don't know what to say. 604 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,067 You don't have to say anything. 605 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,606 I feel so awful. You have no idea. 606 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:53,902 Don't. It's not your fault. 607 00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:55,807 It's not? 608 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,507 Of course not. How can you be late to an appointment I never made? 609 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,208 Well, then, why are you crying? 610 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:07,179 My fiancé and I had a fight the other night. 611 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:11,558 It was so bad he even threatened to call off the whole wedding. 612 00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:13,959 What was your fight about? 613 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,398 The guest list. 614 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:20,326 Silly, really. 615 00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:23,198 That's why I know you can help us work things out. 616 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,171 -Of course. -I hope you don't mind. 617 00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:27,606 -I told him he could meet me here. -You did? 618 00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:31,009 If there's a practical person present, he'll listen to reason. 619 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,741 Right. Excuse me one minute, okay? 620 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,977 Thanks. Be right back. 621 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:41,221 -Oh, hi. Lauren, right? -Yeah. 622 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,826 Listen, I'm really sorry about the other night. 623 00:42:43,994 --> 00:42:46,155 -Don't even worry about it. -No, really. 624 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:49,231 I can't talk right now. I'm dealing with a client. 625 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,836 Yeah, Darla said you wanted to talk to us about the guest list. 626 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:55,437 I thought that was between the bride and groom. 627 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,399 -lt is. -Then is Nick coming? 628 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,068 -Not that I know of. -Sweetie, hi. 629 00:43:07,384 --> 00:43:09,181 Are we still waiting on the groom? 630 00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:11,015 That's me. 631 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:15,122 Jay is James, the groom. 632 00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:18,222 But I thought that-- lsn't Nick the--? 633 00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,152 Best man. 634 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:24,529 Of course he is. 635 00:43:28,238 --> 00:43:30,672 Now let's go work on that guest list. 636 00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:37,871 Rule number seven: 637 00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:40,676 Everything that can go wrong can go right too. 638 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,648 Nick wasn 't engaged after all. 639 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:46,916 No more confusion, no more guilt. The road was finally clear. 640 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,222 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Everybody out! 641 00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:55,228 Hold on to here. 642 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,260 Good job. 643 00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:59,698 -Hey. -Hi. 644 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,735 All right. Everybody down. Good job. 645 00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:05,898 -Don't worry. It's just a drill. -That's a relief. They look a little young. 646 00:44:06,076 --> 00:44:10,638 Hey guys, next week, I'm gonna show you guys how to come down the fire pole. 647 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,783 -How's your ankle? -Better, thank you. 648 00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:15,043 Good. 649 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:19,482 Hey, all right. Enough, enough. 650 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,218 I have to hang around till their parents get here. Mind hanging out? 651 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:25,487 -No, not at all. -Good. I promise you... 652 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,096 ...it'll be worth the wait. 653 00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:29,357 In the meantime... 654 00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:31,501 ...who wants to play tag? 655 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,637 You're it. 656 00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:49,419 -Careful. -Thank you. 657 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,779 Wow. 658 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:53,884 So this is worth the wait? 659 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:56,049 All right. Humor me for a second. 660 00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:59,593 The last time I humored you, I ended up with a sprained ankle. 661 00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:02,732 -Watch your step. Watch your step. -Thank you. 662 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,566 Can you tell I'm not a huge fan of surprises? 663 00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:07,294 Yeah. 664 00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:11,032 Why not? Surprises can be the nicest part of life. 665 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,971 Speak for yourself. 666 00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:17,212 Wow! This is amazing. 667 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,905 You think? 668 00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:23,148 I discovered this place putting out a fire in this building. 669 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,788 I came up here to get some air, and I just-- 670 00:45:25,956 --> 00:45:29,585 -I just couldn't believe how beautiful it was. -It's gorgeous. 671 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:32,085 So you ready to eat? 672 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:35,162 I don't wanna leave yet. 673 00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:37,323 Oh, okay. 674 00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:39,093 In that case... 675 00:45:41,371 --> 00:45:42,998 ...we don't have to. 676 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,576 I hope you don't mind dining alfresco. 677 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,110 For a guy who doesn't like to plan ahead... 678 00:45:57,287 --> 00:46:00,085 ...this certainly required a lot of forethought. 679 00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:02,350 I bet you even had to make a list. 680 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,193 Yes, I did. 681 00:46:05,362 --> 00:46:07,455 But it was definitely worth it. 682 00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:12,432 -Glass of wine? -I would love one. Thank you. 683 00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,367 You're welcome. Cheers. 684 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,435 To surprises. 685 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:26,906 I can't believe how beautiful this is. 686 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,312 Yeah. 687 00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:30,715 You know, I'm really glad you came tonight. 688 00:46:31,221 --> 00:46:34,588 I was starting to think you weren't interested at all. 689 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:39,753 Well, actually, there's a reason why I've been so standoffish. 690 00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:43,356 I thought you and Darla were together. 691 00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:45,024 Isn't that crazy? 692 00:46:45,202 --> 00:46:48,194 It's not that crazy. Darla and I did go out. 693 00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:51,472 -You were a couple? -No. No. 694 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,076 We had two dates. It was nothing. 695 00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:57,941 It was just really weird seeing you together at the bar. 696 00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:00,640 She was hanging all over you. 697 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,048 Darla is just a big flirt, okay? 698 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:06,155 And we were not together. Jay was supposed to meet us... 699 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:08,257 ...but he got stuck at work. 700 00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:12,391 Lauren, I don't play games. 701 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:14,394 I'm a very straight-up guy. 702 00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:17,625 Honesty is very important to me. 703 00:47:19,536 --> 00:47:21,231 And Darla. 704 00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:23,797 She's just not my type. 705 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,674 What is your type? 706 00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:31,546 Well, all right. 707 00:47:31,715 --> 00:47:34,309 Starting with the basics: female. 708 00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:38,783 Nonsmoker, preferably no prison record. 709 00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:42,517 Unmarried. You don't wanna deal with those pesky husbands. 710 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:44,817 Intelligent... 711 00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:46,792 ...sensitive... 712 00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,862 ...slightly obsessive-compulsive. 713 00:47:51,568 --> 00:47:53,365 Incredibly beautiful. 714 00:47:53,971 --> 00:47:55,302 You know. 715 00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:58,066 Someone like you. 716 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:01,672 Thank you. 717 00:48:01,845 --> 00:48:03,710 You're welcome. 718 00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:10,713 Are you gonna run away if I try to kiss you again? 719 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:32,835 This is my apartment. 720 00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:35,367 It's very nice. 721 00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,035 -Sorry. -It's okay. 722 00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:38,272 It's a little messy. 723 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,088 You know... 724 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:54,662 ...you never told me what your type was. 725 00:48:55,933 --> 00:49:00,336 Well, I'm looking for someone who's smart... 726 00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:05,568 ...funny... 727 00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:10,603 ...trustworthy. 728 00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,077 Would you settle for me instead? 729 00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:18,252 I am talking about you. 730 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,504 Stop right there. 731 00:50:51,681 --> 00:50:54,946 I'm making a citizen's arrest and ordering you back to bed. 732 00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:56,813 I'm late for work. 733 00:50:56,987 --> 00:50:58,978 I'll write you a note. 734 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:02,592 Come on. Clothes are the enemy. 735 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:06,454 Mind if I pick that up? I just had it dry-cleaned. 736 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:09,724 At Chez Corina, we leave our baggage at the door. 737 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:13,199 Yeah, and apparently, everything else on the floor. 738 00:51:14,271 --> 00:51:15,704 Can you handle that? 739 00:51:15,872 --> 00:51:17,999 -I can try. -Okay. 740 00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:21,334 I think I have something... 741 00:51:21,511 --> 00:51:23,308 ...that might help you. 742 00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:28,641 I meant to give this to you last night, but I forgot. 743 00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,922 A rock? 744 00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:43,095 I thought when a girl got a rock, it was in the form of a ring. 745 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:47,327 That's not a rock. That's a stone. That's a worry stone. 746 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:52,271 Whenever you feel really stressed, you just rub your worries away. 747 00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:55,277 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 748 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:57,242 That's so sweet. 749 00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:03,080 -I'll stay for a few more minutes. -Okay. 750 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,426 Sorry I'm late. 751 00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:28,242 G? 752 00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:31,908 Is anyone in there? 753 00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:40,881 I have a weapon! 754 00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:44,158 Snickers! 755 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:47,590 Why do you hate me? 756 00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:57,539 "Gone to Atlanta, wedding convention. 757 00:52:57,741 --> 00:53:00,733 Please take King Snickers to doggy daycare." 758 00:53:01,578 --> 00:53:02,806 Great. 759 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,809 Lauren? Hi there. 760 00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:45,113 I'm Lynda Tedanski, Darla's mother. 761 00:53:45,288 --> 00:53:48,018 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. 762 00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:50,182 Likewise. 763 00:53:50,694 --> 00:53:53,128 Oh, what an adorable little dog. 764 00:53:53,296 --> 00:53:55,264 Oh, he's a real charmer. 765 00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:56,831 Hello. 766 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:01,061 I'll set him out here, and we'll go in there and talk. 767 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,535 Yeah. 768 00:54:03,206 --> 00:54:05,231 Please, come on in. 769 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:06,898 Have a seat. 770 00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:12,105 Oh, please. Excuse me. 771 00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:14,773 That chair's actually a little more comfortable. 772 00:54:14,951 --> 00:54:17,215 Thank you. Yes, that's better. 773 00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:22,892 Okay. So about the seating chart. 774 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,584 Your mother wanted to sit with her bingo friends. 775 00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:29,994 And I actually have them all sitting together at table 20. 776 00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:35,430 Is everything okay, Mrs. Tedanski? 777 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:37,573 Actually, no. 778 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:40,266 I'm not sure it's appropriate to tell you this. 779 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,934 -Troubleshooting is what we pay you for. -Right. 780 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:46,276 Let me first say that Darla is a wonderful girl. 781 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,543 Oh, yes, of course. 782 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,051 She's just always had a bit of a wild streak. 783 00:54:52,222 --> 00:54:54,520 But I thought since she got engaged.... 784 00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:59,027 I saw one of the groomsmen at my daughter's yesterday. 785 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:02,596 Oh, Mrs. Tedanski. There's nothing unusual about that. 786 00:55:02,766 --> 00:55:05,132 -Naked. -With Darla? 787 00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:08,729 Were--? Were they...? 788 00:55:10,073 --> 00:55:13,975 Do you, by chance, know which groomsman it was? 789 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,135 I only saw the back of his head... 790 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,873 ...but I think it was his brother. 791 00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:22,150 -Nick? -Yes. The one she used to date. 792 00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,112 But that's impossible. 793 00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:27,722 With Darla, anything's possible. 794 00:55:27,891 --> 00:55:30,257 So you think that Darla and Nick are--? 795 00:55:30,427 --> 00:55:32,657 Are having an affair? I'm afraid so. 796 00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:35,489 I just don't know what to do. 797 00:55:37,901 --> 00:55:39,869 Neither do l. 798 00:55:42,105 --> 00:55:45,666 I told Bonnie it was an emergency and she had to meet me at the bar. 799 00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:49,175 Even though it was happy hour, there was nothing happy about it. 800 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:50,677 It makes sense, right? 801 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:53,577 I decide to trust men again, and look what happens. 802 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,082 -I'm such an idiot. -No, you're not. 803 00:55:56,252 --> 00:55:57,719 -Can I buy you a drink? -Why? 804 00:55:57,887 --> 00:56:02,221 So you can lull me into a false sense of security and break my heart? No, thanks. 805 00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:03,882 Never mind. 806 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:06,358 -Too harsh? -Just a little. 807 00:56:06,596 --> 00:56:08,063 I mean, in Nick's defense... 808 00:56:08,231 --> 00:56:11,166 ...Mrs. Tedanski said she only saw the back of his head. 809 00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:14,531 She said it was the brother. How many brothers does he have? 810 00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,865 One. I think. 811 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,170 I don't wanna jump to conclusions. I don't want you to fall for another Brad. 812 00:56:21,344 --> 00:56:25,110 Trust me. Nick is definitely not Brad. 813 00:56:25,281 --> 00:56:26,509 Or maybe he is. 814 00:56:26,683 --> 00:56:29,311 He said he wasn't like his brother, but who knows. 815 00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:32,649 -I don't know what to believe. -What does Nick have to say? 816 00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:34,250 I don't know. 817 00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:38,190 -I've been avoiding his calls. -You should give him a chance to explain. 818 00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:41,057 I'm tired of second chances. 819 00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:48,462 Hello? Is anybody there? 820 00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:50,333 I'm in here. 821 00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:52,975 -Hi, Lauren. -Oh, hi, Darla. 822 00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:55,543 I was working on your table for the reception. 823 00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:57,304 -What do you think? -It's fine. 824 00:56:58,882 --> 00:57:00,907 Because if you don't like it, I could-- 825 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:02,915 Forget about the table. 826 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:04,678 I wanna get married sooner. 827 00:57:04,854 --> 00:57:07,379 -How much sooner? -This Saturday. 828 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,726 Why can't you wait the extra two weeks? 829 00:57:10,894 --> 00:57:12,657 Because I just can't. 830 00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:16,697 Listen, Darla, if I'm gonna go through the huge inconvenience... 831 00:57:16,866 --> 00:57:18,493 ...of moving up your wedding... 832 00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:21,967 ...I need a better reason than you "just can't." 833 00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:23,832 I'm pregnant. 834 00:57:25,341 --> 00:57:28,174 Well, I'm sure Jay will make a great dad. 835 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,974 It isn't his. 836 00:57:32,215 --> 00:57:35,378 -Excuse me? -I said, the baby isn't his. Okay? 837 00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:37,985 Whose is it? 838 00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:44,491 Darla, whose is it? 839 00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:48,823 It's his brother's. 840 00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:51,523 What the hell is wrong with you? 841 00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:55,765 You've got everything, and you're throwing it all away? 842 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,737 You think because you were born with a silver spoon... 843 00:57:58,942 --> 00:58:03,038 ...it gives you the right to treat people the way you do? I've got news: 844 00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:06,114 Being privileged doesn't make you entitled. 845 00:58:06,282 --> 00:58:07,510 Are you finished yet? 846 00:58:07,684 --> 00:58:09,083 No, I am not finished... 847 00:58:09,252 --> 00:58:11,846 ...because I haven't answered your question. 848 00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:14,751 No, Darla, I will not move up your wedding... 849 00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:18,360 ...because, frankly, I think this is part of your latest scheme. 850 00:58:18,528 --> 00:58:21,395 So fire me. Or actually tell G to fire me. 851 00:58:21,564 --> 00:58:23,361 But I won't do it. 852 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:27,097 You're gonna have to find some other way out of this mess. 853 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:30,239 And I suggest that you start being honest... 854 00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:34,604 ...with the people that care about you, because they don't deserve this. 855 00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:38,174 Now I'm finished. 856 00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:40,906 You'll be sorry you said that. 857 00:58:47,323 --> 00:58:48,813 You-- Hey! 858 00:58:48,992 --> 00:58:50,892 Let go of that! 859 00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:56,063 Stupid dog. Give me that! 860 00:59:06,142 --> 00:59:08,838 Good boy, Snickers. 861 00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:12,172 Good boy. Yes, you are. 862 00:59:12,348 --> 00:59:15,181 You are such a good boy. Yes, you are. 863 00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:17,514 You are. I know. 864 00:59:19,489 --> 00:59:23,118 Even though I probably ruined my chances of getting that promotion... 865 00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:26,785 ...telling off Darla was the first time I ever stood up for myself. 866 00:59:26,963 --> 00:59:28,931 And it felt great. 867 00:59:34,337 --> 00:59:35,668 What are you doing here? 868 00:59:35,838 --> 00:59:38,739 -We need to talk. -I don't wanna talk to you. 869 00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:42,002 About anything. Brad! 870 00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:45,341 So my therapist thinks we should get back together. 871 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:49,144 He says that I'm not gonna grow as a "me." I need to be a "we." 872 00:59:50,186 --> 00:59:52,381 There is no we. There never was. 873 00:59:52,555 --> 00:59:54,523 -lt was only you. -That's not true. 874 00:59:54,691 --> 00:59:56,625 -Yes, it is. -No, it's not. 875 00:59:56,793 --> 00:59:59,728 -Yes, it is. -God, Lauren, you're being really harsh. 876 00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:01,420 Oh, I'm being harsh? 877 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,895 You cheated on me. 878 01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,167 What is it with you guys? 879 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,826 Is it so hard to stay faithful to one woman? 880 01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:11,531 Actually, my therapist says it's not within our genetic makeup. 881 01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,940 Do you have any idea how much you hurt me? 882 01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:19,707 How you destroyed any hopes I had of our life together? 883 01:00:19,882 --> 01:00:22,510 -Do you? -Well, I said I was sorry. 884 01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:24,880 Sorry isn't good enough. 885 01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:35,497 Sign. 886 01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:38,695 -Lauren, you don't want me to sign this. -Yes, I do. 887 01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:41,200 -No, you don't. -Shut the hell up, Brad. 888 01:00:41,371 --> 01:00:43,635 For once, I'm gonna have the last word. 889 01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:45,398 Sign. 890 01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:49,437 Okay, but your mom is gonna be really pissed. 891 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,308 I'll take my chances. 892 01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:58,783 You know the way out. 893 01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:11,026 -Who are you? -Who are you? 894 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,991 I'm Lauren's husband. 895 01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:18,898 Can I talk to her for a minute? 896 01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:21,635 Oh, sorry. She's in the bath. 897 01:01:21,811 --> 01:01:25,269 Why don't you give me your name, and I'll tell her you stopped by. 898 01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:28,144 No, no, that's all right. Thanks. 899 01:01:38,127 --> 01:01:40,186 As I arrived at work the next morning... 900 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:44,390 ...the buzz I had from my self-empowerment binge quickly wore off. 901 01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:48,503 G was back in the office, and I was certain I'd be fired. 902 01:01:48,671 --> 01:01:50,969 Lauren, in here now! 903 01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:57,574 What the hell happened while I was gone? 904 01:01:57,747 --> 01:01:59,738 G, listen, I can explain-- 905 01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:01,941 My chair is ruined. 906 01:02:02,819 --> 01:02:04,980 You mean this isn't about Darla? 907 01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:07,213 Not unless she's the one who peed on it. 908 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,517 Of course not. 909 01:02:09,692 --> 01:02:14,186 Snickers had an accident when you were gone, but it's only because he missed you. 910 01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:17,491 Oh, there's my precious baby. 911 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,396 Come to Mommy, Snickers. 912 01:02:25,842 --> 01:02:27,707 Go to your mama, Snickers. 913 01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:31,470 Come on, Snickers. Go to your mama. 914 01:02:33,449 --> 01:02:36,077 He's just trying to make you jealous. 915 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,178 I guess. 916 01:02:40,823 --> 01:02:45,453 -What were you saying about Darla? -Well, I was wondering if you spoke to her. 917 01:02:45,628 --> 01:02:48,756 No, but I spoke to her mother. She said to compliment you... 918 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,263 ...on handling a very delicate situation. 919 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,662 She said that? 920 01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:55,463 And we're moving the wedding up to this Saturday. 921 01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:58,835 -They're going through with it? -Why wouldn't they? 922 01:02:59,008 --> 01:03:01,909 G, I don't think this is something I can really do. 923 01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:05,013 Oh, please. You need to overnight these. 924 01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:06,978 So I'm not fired? 925 01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:09,015 Of course not. I told you. 926 01:03:09,185 --> 01:03:12,018 If you pull this off, you'll be promoted. 927 01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:14,715 My migraines are back. 928 01:03:32,441 --> 01:03:37,037 I should have been thrilled that we pulled off Darla 's wedding in two days. 929 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,612 But all I could think about was Nick. 930 01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:44,085 How could I fall for someone who would sleep with his brother's fiancée... 931 01:03:44,253 --> 01:03:47,381 ...and then lie to me about their relationship? 932 01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:54,552 Despite how betrayed I felt, I knew I had to do a good job. 933 01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:56,721 No matter what. 934 01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:09,505 Darla, I have your-- 935 01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:14,309 Rick, I told you to lock the door. 936 01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:16,243 Rick? 937 01:04:16,786 --> 01:04:18,276 Rick Corina. 938 01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:20,388 Jay and Nick's little brother. 939 01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:24,685 Nick wasn 't having an affair with Darla. 940 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:28,024 A wave of relief washed over me... 941 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:31,758 ...until I realized there's still something wrong with this picture. 942 01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:33,757 How could you? 943 01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:36,734 Is there a fourth or fifth brother I don't know about? 944 01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:38,999 Have you slept with them too? 945 01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:42,508 Do you honestly think you can manage "till death do us part"... 946 01:04:42,678 --> 01:04:45,545 ...when you can't even stay faithful for a day? 947 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:46,977 Don't be so provincial. 948 01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:49,379 You. How could you do this to your brother? 949 01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,679 He stole my girlfriends before. 950 01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:57,284 -Darla? -Jay. 951 01:04:58,361 --> 01:05:00,761 Honey, it's not what you think. 952 01:05:01,597 --> 01:05:04,395 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, Jay, she can explain, really. 953 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:06,831 Why don't I explain something? 954 01:05:08,004 --> 01:05:09,631 Jay, no! 955 01:05:09,805 --> 01:05:13,206 -Hey, get off him! Do something! -Guys, come on! 956 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:18,945 Guys, stop it. 957 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,149 That's it. 958 01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:26,618 Stop it. 959 01:05:26,789 --> 01:05:29,280 Oh, my God. You're ruining your suits. 960 01:05:32,128 --> 01:05:34,119 -You okay? -Yes. I need to talk to you. 961 01:05:34,297 --> 01:05:35,958 No, not now. 962 01:05:37,033 --> 01:05:39,297 Nick, I wanna apologize. 963 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:43,662 I'm not interested in being with a married lady. 964 01:05:43,839 --> 01:05:45,932 I made a mistake about you and Darla. 965 01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:47,507 Darla? 966 01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:49,611 I'm talking about you. 967 01:05:52,081 --> 01:05:55,244 -I met your husband last week. -What? 968 01:05:56,719 --> 01:06:01,315 What on earth is going on here? All of you, stop it this instant. 969 01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:07,257 You should be ashamed of yourselves. 970 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:10,922 And why are you just standing there? Why didn't you do something? 971 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,633 Never mind. 972 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,930 We have a wedding in 1 5 minutes, and I'll be damned... 973 01:06:16,105 --> 01:06:20,439 ...if this is the first Gennifer Douglas production to get canceled. 974 01:06:22,078 --> 01:06:24,239 You drink this. 975 01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,210 And, you, finish getting dressed. 976 01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:30,312 You boys make sure your father doesn't hear about this. 977 01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:38,887 As for you, you've done enough damage, so just try to keep out of sight. 978 01:06:39,395 --> 01:06:44,264 You'll never make it in this business if you don't learn how to take charge. 979 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:58,613 Thanks to G's flask, Jay finally managed to make it to the altar. 980 01:06:58,781 --> 01:07:03,081 And after a few swigs myself, I managed to make it to my seat. 981 01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:06,779 I wanna say that with all my organizational skills and empathy... 982 01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:11,450 ...I fixed everything. But all I did was help the groom get drunk... 983 01:07:11,627 --> 01:07:15,757 ... while G convinced Darla and Jay to go through with the wedding. 984 01:08:05,347 --> 01:08:09,943 Marriage is a sacred institution created by God... 985 01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:13,680 ...as a symbol of the union between a man and a woman. 986 01:08:17,059 --> 01:08:21,393 If anyone objects to this union, please speak now. 987 01:08:35,644 --> 01:08:39,205 I believe we'll move on to the vows. 988 01:08:39,381 --> 01:08:41,076 The rings. 989 01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:50,224 These rings are a symbol of commitment and fidelity. 990 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:51,688 That's rich. 991 01:08:54,997 --> 01:09:00,526 James, do you take Darla to be your lawfully wedded wife... 992 01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:04,730 ...to have and to hold from this day forward... 993 01:09:04,907 --> 01:09:08,240 ...in sickness and in health, till death do you part? 994 01:09:08,777 --> 01:09:11,712 How could you cheat on me with my own brother? 995 01:09:17,553 --> 01:09:20,249 Would you like me to repeat the question, sir? 996 01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:22,389 No, that won't be necessary, padre. 997 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:28,593 With all due respect, I don't take Darla to have and to hold. 998 01:09:29,265 --> 01:09:32,962 I changed my mind. I don't want her anymore. 999 01:09:33,769 --> 01:09:37,102 You can't break up with me, because I'm breaking up with you. 1000 01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:39,537 -Whatever. -Darla, no. 1001 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:42,802 Quiet, Mother. I have something to say. 1002 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:50,577 I wouldn't marry Jay Corina if he was the last man on earth! 1003 01:09:50,753 --> 01:09:55,053 And I would never have the courage to state my true feelings... 1004 01:09:55,224 --> 01:09:57,784 ...if it hadn't been for Lauren Crandell. 1005 01:09:58,294 --> 01:10:02,822 She taught me that I need to be honest with the people who care about me. 1006 01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:05,489 No, no, no. That's not what I meant. 1007 01:10:05,668 --> 01:10:09,263 The point is, I'm breaking up with Jay... 1008 01:10:10,272 --> 01:10:12,968 -...because I'm in love with his brother. -Nick? 1009 01:10:13,442 --> 01:10:15,342 No, Rick. 1010 01:10:15,511 --> 01:10:18,776 So that's who I saw naked? 1011 01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:21,109 And I'm proud to say... 1012 01:10:21,817 --> 01:10:24,081 ...that I'm having his baby. 1013 01:10:54,383 --> 01:10:57,318 Even though Darla didn't go through with the ceremony... 1014 01:10:57,486 --> 01:11:01,616 ...Lou Tedanski was gonna be damned if he didn 't go through with the reception. 1015 01:11:01,790 --> 01:11:05,021 G warned me that I'd never get ahead if I didn 't take charge. 1016 01:11:05,194 --> 01:11:07,856 Thanks to a combination of overwhelming stress... 1017 01:11:08,030 --> 01:11:09,895 ...and G 's flask of truth serum... 1018 01:11:10,065 --> 01:11:13,193 ...I decided to throw caution to the wind and speak my mind. 1019 01:11:13,369 --> 01:11:14,768 Hey, you know what? 1020 01:11:16,338 --> 01:11:17,965 You.... 1021 01:11:18,974 --> 01:11:22,000 Sorry-- Should be ashamed of yourself. 1022 01:11:22,177 --> 01:11:25,669 No, no, no. I ' m not finished. 1023 01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:29,807 You need to grow up and know what it means to be a man... 1024 01:11:29,985 --> 01:11:34,285 ...a brother, and in seven months, a father. 1025 01:11:34,623 --> 01:11:35,920 Now are you finished? 1026 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:40,061 With you. 1027 01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:45,692 Hey. Wanna know what I think? 1028 01:11:45,868 --> 01:11:49,099 Oh, God, I'm not sure I do. 1029 01:11:49,538 --> 01:11:53,941 I think you should've had Darla fixed when she was 1 5. Don't you think? 1030 01:11:54,109 --> 01:11:58,443 -Oh, my. -Could you excuse us, please? Sorry. 1031 01:11:58,614 --> 01:12:01,174 -I think it's time you go home. -I don't wanna. 1032 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:04,649 I wanna take charge. 1033 01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:08,223 I feel dizzy. 1034 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:10,415 Come on. Come on. 1035 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:12,658 Nick. 1036 01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:17,659 Nick. God, this was all a misunderstanding. 1037 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:22,395 I was so wrong about you and Darla, and you were so wrong about me and Brad. 1038 01:12:22,638 --> 01:12:24,936 And we're not really married. 1039 01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:28,440 I mean, we are technically, but we're going through a divorce. 1040 01:12:28,911 --> 01:12:30,708 Isn't that great news? 1041 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:34,811 Lauren, I don't think we should see each other anymore. 1042 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:36,814 Why not? 1043 01:12:36,985 --> 01:12:38,646 Because you didn't trust me. 1044 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,858 Lauren Crandell. 1045 01:12:47,563 --> 01:12:49,656 You're fired. 1046 01:12:53,168 --> 01:12:55,159 Great. 1047 01:13:04,279 --> 01:13:07,942 Nick's words were ringing in my head when I woke up. 1048 01:13:08,117 --> 01:13:11,553 He turned my trust issues against me, and he was right. 1049 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,689 I should have known better. 1050 01:13:22,164 --> 01:13:26,396 But even with a horrible hangover, I had a moment of clarity. 1051 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:31,437 Rule number eight: When it comes to love, there are no rules. 1052 01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:34,201 Oh, forget it. 1053 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,715 -How you feeling? -Oh, let' s see. 1054 01:13:40,883 --> 01:13:47,152 I ' m single, jobless and have a killer hangover. 1055 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:51,454 Look, why don't you call G, ask for your job back? 1056 01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:54,723 Because it was a blessing in disguise. 1057 01:13:54,897 --> 01:13:58,128 I'd rather be poor and unemployed than be under G's thumb. 1058 01:13:58,901 --> 01:14:00,892 I'll get it. 1059 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,970 I bet these will cheer you up. 1060 01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:11,010 Oh. 1061 01:14:13,148 --> 01:14:15,480 -These are pretty. -Yeah. 1062 01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:22,548 They're for you. 1063 01:14:22,724 --> 01:14:28,458 "Lilies for my Lily. Please come home. Love, Banjo." 1064 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:30,291 Isn't he the cutest? 1065 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:34,994 -What happened to your three-month rule? -Well, sometimes life surprises you. 1066 01:14:35,170 --> 01:14:38,264 The good news is you can have your apartment back. 1067 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:41,898 Great. Now I can add "lonely" to my list. 1068 01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:46,639 -Could things get any worse? -Oh. Actually, Mom called. 1069 01:14:46,815 --> 01:14:50,683 She said you're supposed to meet her for brunch. 1070 01:14:57,259 --> 01:14:59,284 Lauren. It's 1 1 a.m., dear. 1071 01:14:59,461 --> 01:15:01,656 It's past the time to comb one's hair. 1072 01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:04,321 Why are you wearing those ridiculous sunglasses? 1073 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:08,266 Mom, please, slow down. And please lower your voice. 1074 01:15:08,437 --> 01:15:10,962 -Why? Do you have a hangover? -I'm begging you. 1075 01:15:11,139 --> 01:15:14,540 -Can we talk about something else? -Yes. 1076 01:15:14,710 --> 01:15:17,406 -Look. -Yes. I'm familiar with it. 1077 01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:21,106 Look at the cover. "Junior wedding consultants, the real experts." 1078 01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:22,716 Listen. 1079 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:29,448 "Today's renaissance women, junior consultants like Lauren Crandell... 1080 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:34,392 ...handle everything from torn veils to dangling grooms." 1081 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,622 Did they mention G? 1082 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:41,097 -No. -She is gonna have a fit. 1083 01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:43,397 Well, I think it's wonderful. 1084 01:15:43,672 --> 01:15:46,368 Now all you need is a man to share in your success. 1085 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,908 Which reminds me, have you called Brad? 1086 01:15:49,077 --> 01:15:50,874 Mom.... 1087 01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:56,014 Mom, there's something that I need to tell you. 1088 01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:58,982 And please, please listen carefully... 1089 01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:02,282 ...because this has taken me over a year to get the courage. 1090 01:16:02,691 --> 01:16:04,454 What is it, dear? 1091 01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:07,390 Oh, my God. Are you a lesbian? 1092 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:11,397 It's okay if you are, honey, as long as I can still have grandchildren. 1093 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:14,400 Mother, I am not a lesbian. 1094 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:22,067 The real reason why Brad and I broke up is because he cheated on me. 1095 01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:25,277 -What? -He tried to sleep with Lily... 1096 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:28,439 -...while we were married. -He did not. 1097 01:16:28,617 --> 01:16:30,551 Ask her. 1098 01:16:32,788 --> 01:16:34,756 Oh, my God. 1099 01:16:35,991 --> 01:16:38,858 Oh, and-- And all this time... 1100 01:16:39,027 --> 01:16:41,860 ...I've been pushing a cheater on my own daughter. 1101 01:16:42,030 --> 01:16:46,262 -Oh, I am so sorry. -Mom, it's not your fault. You didn't know. 1102 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:49,165 Well, why didn't you tell me sooner? 1103 01:16:52,007 --> 01:16:57,377 I was ashamed. I mean, you have the perfect marriage. 1104 01:16:57,546 --> 01:17:00,310 I really didn't wanna disappoint you. 1105 01:17:02,317 --> 01:17:04,012 Oh, Lauren. 1106 01:17:06,588 --> 01:17:11,651 Lauren, you could never disappoint me, no matter what you do. 1107 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:14,624 Thank you. 1108 01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:18,755 No, thank you, for being honest. 1109 01:17:20,102 --> 01:17:23,594 This is good. Now I don't have to make polite conversation... 1110 01:17:23,772 --> 01:17:27,469 -...with that annoying mother of his. -Mom. 1111 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:31,409 -I love you. -I love you too, dear. 1112 01:17:37,352 --> 01:17:41,982 My mother's faith in me made me think about what I wanted to do next. 1113 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,988 I was missing work. 1114 01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:47,026 There's something about being a wedding planner that... 1115 01:17:47,195 --> 01:17:50,790 ...no matter how challenging, makes me happy. 1116 01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:52,627 Rule number nine: 1117 01:17:52,801 --> 01:17:55,793 Even in a wedding with catastrophic blunders... 1118 01:17:55,971 --> 01:18:01,204 ... there should always be a moment of pure, unadulterated goodwill. 1119 01:18:02,244 --> 01:18:07,238 It's knowing that I had a hand in creating a second or two of perfect harmony... 1120 01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:10,078 ...that keeps me coming back. 1121 01:18:11,987 --> 01:18:14,046 And that's when it hit me. 1122 01:18:14,222 --> 01:18:17,521 I didn 't just wanna watch these happy moments. 1123 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,923 I wanted to live them. 1124 01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:31,966 Hello? Anybody here? 1125 01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:36,410 Well, isn't it the wedding planner from hell. 1126 01:18:36,578 --> 01:18:41,914 Jay, I'm so sorry. I really wish that things turned out differently. 1127 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:45,778 And I wish I wasn't paying for Rick to go on my honeymoon. 1128 01:18:45,954 --> 01:18:47,581 At least you found out now. 1129 01:18:48,924 --> 01:18:53,020 Trust me. It hurts a whole lot more after you say " I do." 1130 01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:55,355 -What do you want? -I'm looking for Nick. 1131 01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:57,498 -He's not here. -Where is he? 1132 01:18:57,666 --> 01:19:02,296 He just put out a fire in Wrigleyville. He's gonna be cleaning up for a while. 1133 01:19:02,471 --> 01:19:07,670 I can't wait that long. Jay, I really need to talk to him. 1134 01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:18,411 -What are you doing? -Well, this is an emergency, right? 1135 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:22,747 -I'm giving you a ride. -Your brother was right. 1136 01:19:23,024 --> 01:19:25,492 -About what? -You. 1137 01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:28,924 You're not such a bad guy. 1138 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:48,548 Look out! Coming through! 1139 01:19:51,219 --> 01:19:52,652 Hang on! 1140 01:19:59,227 --> 01:20:01,991 Let's go! Move it! 1141 01:20:03,231 --> 01:20:05,165 We're almost there. 1142 01:20:07,068 --> 01:20:09,866 Okay, folks, back up. Let's go. Let's go. 1143 01:20:28,356 --> 01:20:29,846 Nick! 1144 01:20:30,425 --> 01:20:31,414 Nick! 1145 01:20:34,429 --> 01:20:37,193 Lauren? What are you doing here? 1146 01:20:37,365 --> 01:20:39,663 Your brother dropped me off. 1147 01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:44,666 I really have to talk to you, and I'm really sorry it couldn't wait. 1148 01:20:47,275 --> 01:20:50,608 My sister told me something really wise today. 1149 01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:53,805 She said life is full of surprises. 1150 01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:57,611 And sometimes someone really special comes along... 1151 01:20:57,786 --> 01:21:00,914 ...who's worth taking a risk for. 1152 01:21:02,257 --> 01:21:05,226 And I think that.... 1153 01:21:05,794 --> 01:21:08,126 I know that.... 1154 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:12,333 I know that you're worth taking that risk. 1155 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:15,298 And if you'll have me... 1156 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:19,136 ...I would really love a second chance. 1157 01:21:21,743 --> 01:21:24,234 Can I give you a hug? 1158 01:21:25,113 --> 01:21:27,638 No, no. 1159 01:21:30,085 --> 01:21:32,349 Look how dirty I am. 1160 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:36,251 You probably had that thing dry-cleaned so it wouldn't look terrible. 1161 01:21:58,213 --> 01:22:01,774 -Are you gonna answer that? -Absolutely not. 1162 01:22:07,522 --> 01:22:09,456 All right. 1163 01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:18,155 I know that file is here, Barbara. 1164 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:21,666 I've been looking for it. I know I'm gonna find it, okay? 1165 01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:25,328 Sorry it's taking so long. It's been chaos around here. 1166 01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:28,303 Barbara, let me get back to you. 1167 01:22:29,511 --> 01:22:31,604 Lauren. 1168 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,505 Thank God. 1169 01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:36,981 I'm just here to pick up my things. 1170 01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:43,390 No. You can't leave. The office has gone to hell since you left. 1171 01:22:43,558 --> 01:22:46,789 I didn't leave. You fired me. 1172 01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:50,728 The point is, since that magazine article, everyone's asking for you. 1173 01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:52,924 You have to come back. 1174 01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:59,197 -I don't know. -lf not for me, then for Snicker's sake. 1175 01:23:01,509 --> 01:23:03,739 He's been ripping the place to shreds. 1176 01:23:03,912 --> 01:23:07,211 I hate to break it to you, G, but he has always been that way. 1177 01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:10,344 Fine. Forget the dog. 1178 01:23:11,753 --> 01:23:14,984 I'll give you that promotion. Pay you six figures. 1179 01:23:15,156 --> 01:23:17,852 -You can have your own assistant. -My own assistant? 1180 01:23:18,293 --> 01:23:21,660 You can make your own hours. Anything you want. 1181 01:23:23,765 --> 01:23:25,426 I'll accept your offer. 1182 01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,096 Under one condition. 1183 01:23:27,268 --> 01:23:30,704 -You name it. -That this time, I can quit. 1184 01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:36,067 -Excuse me? -I am sick and tired of you treating me... 1185 01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:40,772 ...Iike an indentured servant and then taking credit for everything. 1186 01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:44,248 This is the thanks I get for taking you under my wing? 1187 01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:48,014 -How can you do this to me? -Easy. 1188 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,991 Snickers, stop it now! 1189 01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:03,135 Hey, boss-lady. Brought you a latte. 1190 01:24:03,304 --> 01:24:07,240 I told you not to wait on me. In this office, you're an equal. 1191 01:24:07,409 --> 01:24:09,536 In that case, I'm voting myself a raise. 1192 01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:12,111 Don't push it. I gotta go. 1193 01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,214 -The wedding's at 8, right? -Yep. 1194 01:24:14,382 --> 01:24:17,010 So plan on meeting me in an hour? 1195 01:24:17,185 --> 01:24:20,621 -Okay. Oh, and Marc? -Yes, dear? 1196 01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:24,088 -You are planning on changing, right? -Of course, darling. 1197 01:24:24,259 --> 01:24:28,593 -One mustn't upstage the bride. -I'll see you in a bit. 1198 01:24:29,697 --> 01:24:32,757 You do the final run-through, and I'll check on the bride. 1199 01:24:32,934 --> 01:24:35,232 Ten-four, little lady. Over and out. 1200 01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:36,961 -How you holding up? -Great. 1201 01:24:37,138 --> 01:24:39,800 Everything's going according to plan. 1202 01:24:41,209 --> 01:24:43,040 Okay. 1203 01:24:43,711 --> 01:24:45,975 Oh, sorry. 1204 01:24:47,115 --> 01:24:50,050 -You look beautiful. -Thanks. 1205 01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:53,053 You're gonna make me ruin my makeup. 1206 01:24:56,825 --> 01:24:58,156 Here. 1207 01:24:58,326 --> 01:25:00,294 Old habits die hard. 1208 01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:02,692 I am so happy for you. 1209 01:25:02,864 --> 01:25:06,425 I thought misery loves company. 1210 01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:11,135 Well, I guess we better get started. 1211 01:25:13,675 --> 01:25:17,406 -You ready to do this? -Ready as I'll ever be. 1212 01:25:54,649 --> 01:25:56,742 So, what have I learned? 1213 01:25:56,918 --> 01:25:58,180 Rule number 10: 1214 01:25:58,353 --> 01:26:02,221 Remember that true love isn 't about embossed invitations... 1215 01:26:02,390 --> 01:26:04,654 ...or the size of your bridal party. 1216 01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:07,954 True love is what you find when you least expect it. 1217 01:26:08,129 --> 01:26:12,190 True love is taking the risk that it won 't be a "happily ever after. " 1218 01:26:12,367 --> 01:26:16,360 True love is joining hands with a man who loves you for who you are... 1219 01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:19,405 ...and saying, "I'm not afraid to believe in you. " 1220 01:26:19,574 --> 01:26:23,408 A love like that will survive anything. 1221 01:26:31,686 --> 01:26:32,846 -Duty calls. -Gotta go. 1222 01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:34,420 -Go, boy, go. -Hustle! 1223 01:26:34,622 --> 01:26:36,749 -Have a good one. -Congratulations, Nick. 1224 01:26:36,925 --> 01:26:39,450 Even a less-than-perfect wedding. 1225 01:26:39,627 --> 01:26:41,561 We're still gonna do it. 1226 01:26:42,330 --> 01:26:44,389 Friends, loved ones....