FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGNINARY
34 CRIME AFTER CRIME
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NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I'M QUITE ANGRY THAT WE'VE LOST
OUR SOLE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION.
I MUST SAY, I'M ACTUALLY
QUITE AMAZED AT HOW QUICKLY
YOU WERE ABLE TO DISMANTLE
AN ENTIRE BUS WITH NO ONE
NOTICING.
- IN ANY CASE, - I'M LETTING YOU OFF
THE HOOK THIS TIME.
WITH A WARNING!
- ONE MORE MISHAP THIS EVENING, - AND YOU WILL INDEED
BE GETTING IT.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
YEAH, YEAH.
CARROTS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE
OUT OF CARROTS?
AW, MAN, I CAN'T MAKE THIS DISH
WITHOUT CARROTS!
I...
UH, OH... ERR...
MISS COCO, HOW COULD YOU?
WHY, LOOK HOW TERRIBLY YOU'VE
UPSET MISS FRANCES.
TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY!
AND NO SUPPER.
I JUST BOUGHT CARROTS
YESTERDAY.
UH, ERR, NO MATTER,
MISS FRANCES.
UH, HERE!
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COOK
SOMETHING ELSE.
- >> WHAT AM I GONNA MAKE - OUT OF ALL THIS?
WELL, MY DEAR, IT LOOKS LIKE
THERE'S JUST ENOUGH HERE
TO MAKE IT.
IT!
- BUT, GRANDMA, YOU KNOW I'VE - NEVER BEEN ABLE TO MAKE IT.
I CAN NEVER GET IT RIGHT!
NONSENSE, GIRL!
YOU'RE A FOSTER, AND FOSTER
WOMEN HAVE BEEN MAKING IT
FOR GENERATIONS.
- >> BUT... - >> NO BUTS!
YOU'LL GET IT THIS TIME,
BY GUM, YOU WILL.
NOT THE SPOON.
NOW, LET IT BEGIN!
IT?
WHAT'S IT?
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
OH, WHAT'S IN IT?
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
OH.
AHH, IT SURE BRINGS BACK
MEMORIES.
AAH!
- YOU, GET AWAY FROM THERE - THIS INSTANT!
TO YOUR ROOM, IMMEDIATELY.
AND NO SUPPER!
- DO YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO - BELIEVE YOU NEEDED TO USE THIS
SO-CALLED RESTROOM?
- WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME - FOR?
GO, GO, GO!
OH, MY PRECIOUS DARLING,
HE ALMOST FOUND YOU.
OH, LOVELY.
OH, DELICIOUS.
MM, SCRUMPTIOUS.
MM, HEAVENLY.
SO DELIGHTFUL.
AAH!
OH, OH, OH, MADAME.
OH, OH, MADAME,
HOW FAR HAVE I FALLEN?
NOT ONLY HAVE I RESUMED
MY WRETCHED CARROT HABIT
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
BUT I'VE DISGRACEFULLY STOOPED
TO COMMON THIEVERY.
STEALING CARROTS FROM FOSTERS TO
SATIATE MY ANIMALISTIC CRAVINGS.
OH!
BUT HOW COULD ANYONE RESIST SUCH
LOVELY, DELECTABLE DARLINGS, MM?
I SWEAR TO YOU,
FROM THIS DAY FORTH,
I WILL NO LONGER CAUSE YOU SUCH
SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT.
I SHALL, WITH STRENGTH AND
HONOR BEFITTING OF
THE NAME FOSTERS,
BE RID OF ALL REMAINING CARROTS,
AND NEVER AGAIN FALL INTO
TEMPTATION.
OF THIS, YOU HAVE MY SOLEMN
OATH.
RIGHT AFTER THESE ONES.
AH, HA.
OH, DEAR.
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.
PERFECT!
WHEN HERRIMAN SEES ME MESSING
UP MADAME FOSTER'S BED,
HE'LL SEND ME TO MY ROOM FOR
SURE, AND THEN IT'S GOOD-BYE IT,
AND HELLO... HELLO...
HELLO TO SAYING GOODBYE TO IT!
HMM.
WRONG!
OW!
STUPID OLD HOUSE.
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR,
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
HI, MR. HERRIMAN.
- >> NOW, I KNOW I HAD MORE HIDING - PLACES ON THIS FLOOR.
YOO... HOO... WOO!
WAS IT DOWN THERE, OH, NO...
HEY!
RABBIT.
OVER.
HERE!
NO, NO, IT WAS IN THE...
YOO, HOO!
OH, NO!
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
STOP!
OH, HI, MR. HERRIMAN.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
EH, YEAH.
- BOTH OF YOU, GO TO YOUR ROOMS - IMMEDIATELY.
NO SUPPER!
WH-WHY?
FOR... UH, ERR...
STANDING ON THAT RUG.
THIS RUG?
UH, YES.
THAT RUG RIGHT THERE.
RULE NUMBER... 512.
NO STANDING ON RUGS.
BUT...
ROOMS.
NO SUPPER, NOW!
OH, NO.
UH, SORRY, MR. H.?
- UMM, YOU WANT TO PUNISH ME, - MR. H.?
I WAS STANDING ON A RUG, TOO.
OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
MASTER WILT, HANDLE IT YOURSELF.
HEY, NO PROBLEM, MR. H.,
I WILL JUST HANDLE IT MYSELF.
JUST YOU WAIT.
OH!
OOH, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO
DRAW A MOUSTACHE ON THAT,
ARE YOU?
ME... ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
ME... OF COURSE NOT!
- >> OH, GOOD, YOU HAD ME QUITE - WORRIED.
- >> I THOUGHT I'D GO WITH A CLOWN - THEME THIS TIME,
JUST TO MIX THINGS UP A BIT.
CLOWNS ARE THE NEW MOUSTACHES.
I MUST GO FIND ERASER.
[BARKING]
STOP!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
BUT WE'RE JUST...
EXACTLY, YOU'RE...
- YOU'RE TOUCHING THINGS, - AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
TO YOUR ROOMS, NOW!
NO SUPPER!
UH... UH!
PERFECT.
TO YOUR ROOMS!
NO SUPPER.
3, 2, 1.
[CRASH]
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR!
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR...
YOU, TO YOUR ROOM, NO SUPPER!
WHAT!
WHAT FOR?
FOR THE LOVE OF...
FOR... FOR... FOR BEING WITHIN
100 FEET OF THE... A LAMP.
YES, THAT'S IT, THAT'S WHAT FOR.
- >> WHA... - >> GO, NOW!
NO SUPPER.
FOR THE LOVE OF...
WRONG!
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
FOR THE LOVE OF...
OH, THAT'S THE FINAL ONE.
MY HORRIBLE SECRET IS SAFE
AT LAST.
NICE SACK OF CARROTS, MR. H..
ROOM!
NOW, NO SUPPER!
GO!
I MUST BE RID OF THESE CARROTS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
WHAT'S A GOOD PUNISHMENT FOR A
DELINQUENT LIKE ME?
OH!
I COULD TAKE A TIME OUT IN THE
PARLOR... OH, WAIT.
I THINK THERE'S A RUG IN THERE.
THERE'S NO RUG IN THE ARCADE...
OH, WAIT.
THERE'S A LAMP, DARN.
OH, I KNOW!
- I COULD WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH - SOAP!
OH, WAIT... THEN I'D BE TOUCHING
THE SOAP.
HMM.
- COME TO THINK OF IT, - THERE'S BATH MATS IN THE
BATHROOM.
IS A MAT THE SAME AS A RUG?
MAN, THIS IS HARD.
WHATCHA DOING?
HI, EDUARDO.
I'M BUSY BEING PUNISHED.
SENOR HERRIMAN PUNISH YOU?
WELL, NO,
I'M PUNISHING MYSELF.
HE WAS TOO BUSY PUNISHING
EVERYBODY ELSE.
OH!
HE PUNISHING EVERYBODY?
YEAH, SO YOU'D BE SMART TO
STAY OUT OF HIS WAY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP A
HARDENED CRIMINAL LIKE ME.
NO, NO, I DON'T.
THANK YOU, WILT,
I'M-A SCARED STRAIGHT,
I TAKE YOUR ADVICE.
GOOD IDEA.
I STAY FAR, FAR AWAY FROM
SENOR HERRIMAN.
GOOD IDEA.
- >> SO I BETTER GO FIND HIM - SO I KNOW WHERE HE IS
SO I CAN STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
GOOD IDEA... WAIT.
UM, ED?
THE SHREDDER.
THE SHREDDER IN MY OFFICE.
OH, FORGIVE ME, MY LOVELIES.
BUT NO ONE MUST KNOW OF OUR
SORDID AFFAIR.
MASTER BLOOREGARD,
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU'VE
EVER DONE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, BLAH,
BLAH, WITH NO SUPPER, BLAH!
HA HA HA!
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, MR. H., - THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR
GELATIN-O.
GET IT?
'CAUSE I FILLED YOUR ROOM WITH
GELATIN-O!
GET IT? GET IT?
MASTER BLOOREGARD, YOU FILLED
MY OFFICE, MY PRIVATE PERSONAL
SPACE, IN WHICH I KEEP
EVERYTHING THAT IS IMPORTANT OR
DEAR TO ME, WITH GELATIN-O?
YES! YES!
MASTER BLOO, HOW CAN I EVER
REPAY YOU?
SAY WHAT!
- >> IF I HAD SHREDDED THESE - CARROTS, I WOULD HAVE BEEN
- LEAVING CLUES IN MY OFFICE, - DIRECTLY LINKING THE CRIME TO
MYSELF.
YOU HAVE SAVED ME FROM
IMPLICATING MYSELF.
I AM IN YOUR DEBT, SIR.
AAH!
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR,
OH, DEAR...
SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING ME,
I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!
SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING ME,
I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!
OH... AAH!
OOH.
AAH.
OH.
GAH.
OH.
ERR.
UMF.
OH.
YAH.
WHAT A SLIP UP, MR. H.,
YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT YOUR EYES
PEELED.
GET IT, 'CAUSE I MADE YOU SLIP
ON BANANA PEELS.
GET IT?
WHY, I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED.
HA HA HA!
- >> BY THAT TERRIFYING VILLAIN - THAT WAS STALKING ME IN THE
HALLS.
OH, YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
MASTER BLOOREGARD, YOU HAVE
MY ETERNAL GRATITUDE!
AAH!
AY CARAMBA.
- HOW CAN I STAY AWAY FROM HIM IF - I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS?
I KNOW!
I ASK MADAME FOSTER WHERE HE IS.
MADAME FOSTER, DONDE ESTA?
SENORA?
SUCCESS!
I HAVE ELUDED A STALKER.
OH, MY DARLINGS, FORGIVE ME.
OH! HERRIMAN.
OH! THE STALKER!
HMM.
WRONG AGAIN!
AAH!
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR!
ALL THIS STRESS,
I'M HEARING THINGS.
THERE'S NO ONE HERE, OLD BOY,
NO ONE HERE.
UH.
BLOOREGARD Q. KAZOO,
YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
GUESS WHO'S NOT COMING
TO DINNER!
HA HA HA!
AAH!
- [GASP] - YOU!
OHH.
THANK YOU AGAIN, MASTER BLOO,
YOU HAVE EXPOSED MY STALKER.
BU...
AH...
AAH!
AND THAT IS REASON 157 WHY
SNEAKING, SPYING, AND MOST OF
ALL STALKING, WILL LEAD YOU TO A
LIFE OF DELINQUENCY,
CROOKERY, AND NO GOOD NICKERY.
NOW, IN YOU GO, NO SUPPER!
[CLUCKING]
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE
PUNISHED ME.
IT WASN'T EVEN ME.
BLOO IS THE ONE WHO STOPPED
SENOR HERRIMAN'S BIG STUPID
CARROT ROAST.
[CLUCKING]
HE WAS ROASTING A BIG SACK OF
CARROTS IN MADAME FOSTER'S
FIREPLACE.
[GROWL]
NOW, TO SIMPLY COMPLETE MY
PREVIOUSLY COMMENCED TASK,
AND FINALLY BE IN THE CLEAR.
OH!
MY CARROTS!
THEY'RE GONE!
I'D LIKE TO REPORT A ROBBERY.
OH, YES, EXTREMELY VALUABLE.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN AT LEAST...
AT LEAST... AT LEAST 100 CARROTS!
100 CARATS?
AND WHAT'S YOUR LOCATION, SIR?
GOT IT.
- REMAIN CALM, SIR, WE'RE ON OUR - WAY.
- THERE HAS BEEN A ROBBERY AT 1123 - WILSON WAY.
A HUNDRED CARATS!
DIAMOND HEIST, HUH?
LET'S ROLL!
HEY, BLOO.
SORRY I'M LATE. I... WHOA!
- BLOO, WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED IN - HERE?
MAC!
IT'S HORRIBLE.
I'VE BEEN TRYING AND TRYING ALL
DAY LONG, BUT NOTHING WORKS.
NOTHING WORKS!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I LOST IT, MAC.
I USED TO BE THE KING,
THE KING I TELL YOU!
BUT NOW I'VE LOST MY TOUCH.
I'M MERELY A SHADOW OF THE MAN
I ONCE WAS!
I REPEAT...
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
FRANKIE IS MAKING VOMIT FOR
DINNER AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
EAT IT IF I CAN'T GET HERRIMAN
TO SEND ME TO MY ROOM WITHOUT
SUPPER!
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME, MAC.
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING,
EVERYTHING!
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME GET IN
TROUBLE.
I DON'T KNOW, BLOO.
WHY WOULD SHE BE MAKING VOMIT?
BECAUSE SHE HAS NO CARROTS,
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
HELP ME, MAC!
HELP ME!
YEAH, BUT, BLOO, IF I GET YOU
INTO TROUBLE, I'LL GET IN
TROUBLE, TOO.
MAC, MY LAD, DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE INVINCIBLE HERE.
- WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, - GROUND YOU?
YOU DON'T LIVE HERE!
SPANK YOU?
THEY'RE NOT YOUR PARENTS.
TAKE AWAY YOUR SUPPER?
YOU DON'T EAT HERE.
THEY CAN'T TOUCH YOU!
I DON'T KNOW.
THINK ABOUT IT, MAC.
YOU HAVE LICENSE TO DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
HOW MANY KIDS WOULD KILL TO BE
IN YOUR POSITION?
WHAT HAVE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF
GETTING AWAY WITH?
IT'S ALL YOURS.
JUST NAME IT.
WELL, THERE IS THIS ONE
THING...
IS IT BAD?
OH, YEAH.
REAL BAD.
I...
NEVER...
FELT...
SO...
ALIVE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
RELATED.
ALL RIGHT, DESPERATE TIMES CALL
FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.
IF STEALING DIAMONDS DOESN'T GET
ME SENT TO MY ROOM, I GIVE UP.
WHEE!
HA HA.
AH!
WRONG!
AAH!
YOU.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN
JUMPING ON THE BED!
YEP...
AND WHAT ARE YOU...
GONNA DO...
ABOUT IT?
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR,
OH, DEAR...
- WHAT IS TAKING THE CONSTABLE SO - LONG?
AAH!
"IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR
"PRECIOUS CARROTS AGAIN, MEET ME
"ON THE ROOF AT 8 P.M. OR I AM
TURNING YOU IN."
OH!
THE FIEND!
AND STAY OUT!
NO, WAIT!
I NEED THAT!
AH.
[SIRENS]
AAH!
BLOO, LET ME IN!
- I GOT TO GET RID OF THESE - DIAMONDS!
MAC, GET IN HERE,
I NEED THOSE DIAMONDS!
HEY, YOU, STOP!
AH!
MAC, THE BACK DOOR!
- >> BLOO, THE MUD ROOM IS FULL OF - GARBAGE!
YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE
HERRIMAN DIDN'T NOTICE THAT?
QUICK, OPEN THIS WINDOW.
YEAH, UM... I KIND OF GLUED
ALL THE WINDOWS SHUT.
I THINK HE WENT THIS WAY.
AAH!
THE BASEMENT!
HEY, KID, WE'VE GOT SOME
QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
OH!
WOW, THAT SEPTIC TANK WAS
FULL.
I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL!
THE ROOF, MAC, I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING TO THE ROOF.
WE'VE LOST HIM.
- BACKUP, BACKUP, DIAMOND THIEF - SUSPECT ON THE LOOSE
AT 1123 WILSON WAY.
[THUD]
BLOO!
- DID HERRIMAN SEND YOU TO YOUR - ROOM, TOO?
- >> NO, ED, I... - >> NO?
WELL, HE SHOULD HAVE.
- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RUINED HIS - CARROT ROAST WITH YOUR GIANT
METAL BALL, NOT ME,
NOW I'M GOING TO MISS SUPPER.
- >> LOOK, ED, YOU SHOULD COUNT - YOUR BLESSINGS.
- I DON'T EVEN WANT SUPPER, - BUT I REALLY GOT TO...
YOU NO WANT SUPPER, HUH?
EEK!
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR,
OH, DEAR...
8:04.
[STRANGE NOISE]
AAH!
COCO, IT WAS YOU.
DO YOU HAVE MY DARLING...
I MEAN, CARROTS?
WHERE ARE THEY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
[CLUCKING]
A WRITTEN APOLOGY FOR FALSELY
PUNISHING YOU?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
[CLUCKING]
[GASP]
YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS.
WHAT-O, NOW, IS IT MISS OR MS.?
- IT'S DONE, NOW THROW ME THE - CARROTS AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE
LETTER.
[CLUCK CLUCK]
YES, YES, YOU HAVE MY WORD.
AH!
- COCO, YOU FOOL, NOW THAT I HAVE - MY DARLINGS YOU'LL NEVER GET
YOUR APOLOGY.
AH HA HA HA HA!
[SIREN]
DROP THE DIAMONDS, RABBIT.
DIAMONDS?
OH, NO, THESE AREN'T DIAMONDS,
SILLIES.
THEY'RE MERELY CARROTS.
- [GASP] - >> YES, SIR, ABOUT A HUNDRED OF
THEM.
UH, FINALLY.
HI, ED, READY FOR SUPPER?
SORRY, FRANKIE, I WAS SENT
TO MY ROOM WITHOUT SUPPER.
HEH, YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE
IN THE HOUSE.
NOT HIM.
HA HA, SIT HIM DOWN.
NO!
NOW, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DID,
GIRL.
HMM...
IT'S... IT'S... AWFUL!
JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA USED TO
MAKE.
I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
AW, THANKS, GRANDMA.
UH, I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
TOUGH BEANS, BLOB BOY,
I MADE IT 5 TIMES TONIGHT,
AND YOU AIN'T LEAVING UNTIL
IT'S ALL GONE.
DON'T WORRY, DEARIE,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
OH, IT'S MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
HA HA, MUCH, MUCH WORSE.
AHH...
WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL HELP
ME QUIT CARROTS COLD TURKEY.
- >> I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR - HELPING ME TURN MYSELF IN.
- IT'S REALLY ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT - MYSELF A LESSON.
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN STANDING ON
RUGS ALL MY LIFE.
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND,
BUT THEN I'D BE TOUCHING IT.
HI, MR. H.!
SUPPER!
GREAT, WE'RE STARVING.
MM... CARROTS.
OHH.
THAT'S... IT.
THIS IS FOR GLUING THE
FURNITURE TO THE CEILING.
- AND MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE SOME - ROOM FOR BANANA HALLWAY
AND CONDIMENT COUCH.
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