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- >> WELL, I... - >> BET YOU'RE WONDERING HOW MINE
WAS.
ME AND MY AMAZING IMAGINARY
FRIEND BLAKE SUPERIOR WENT TO
THE ARCADE.
IT WAS, LIKE, NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO FIND TIME TO PLAY, BECAUSE AS
USUAL, EVERYBODY KEPT
INTERRUPTING US TO SAY HOW BLAKE
WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE
IMAGINARY FRIEND THEY'D
EVER SEEN.
BUT BECAUSE BLAKE SUPERIOR IS
AWESOME AND HE'S GOT THIS
INTENSE FOCUS AND HE'S, LIKE,
THE BEST VIDEO GAME PLAYER
THERE'S EVER BEEN, HE STILL
MANAGED TO GET THE HIGH SCORE ON
TURBO MOTO RACER 3.
AND THE HEAD OF THE REAL WORLD
PROFESSIONAL TURBO MOTO RACING
CIRCUIT HAPPENED TO SEE THE
WHOLE THING AND INVITED
BLAKE SUPERIOR TO RACE IN
THE PRO TURBO MOTO
RACING CHAMPIONSHIP...
WHERE BLAKE SUPERIOR DROVE 500
LAPS, ALL WHILE FILING FATHER'S
TAXES AND ASSISTING FIREFIGHTERS
IN A DARING RESCUE MISSION.
EVERYBODY SAID IT WAS THE MOST
ASTOUNDING THING THEY'D EVER
SEEN BLAKE SUPERIOR DO.
- AND THEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE - UNITED STATES CALLED TO THANK
HIM AND TELL HIM HOW HE'S THE
GREATEST IMAGINARY FRIEND WHO
EVER LIVED.
AND IF THE PRESIDENT SAYS IT,
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
- >> [SIGHS] - >> BLAKE SUPERIOR IS THE BEST
IMAGINARY FRIEND EVER!
YEAH.
WE GOT IT.
AND SOON, I'LL HAVE
A TROPHY TO PROVE IT...
AFTER BLAKE SUPERIOR WINS THE
UPCOMING COUNTRY IMAGINARY
FRIEND TALENT SHOW PAGEANT.
NO ONE STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST
HIS GREATNESS...
NOT YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND,
AND CERTAINLY NOT YOUR IMAGINARY
FRIEND.
[ROARS]
HELLO, RICHIE!
READY FOR AN AFTERNOON FILLED
WITH UNPARALLELED FUN,
ADVENTURE, AND PRIVILEGE?!
[LAUGHING]
UGH!
RICHIE WILDEBRAT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT KID?
HE THINKS HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND
IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN OURS.
HE IS KIND OF COOL.
WHAT?!
AREN'T YOU SICK OF HEARING
"BLAKE SUPERIOR, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH!
- DID YOU KNOW HE'S BEING - KNIGHTED?
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
HE CURED THE COMMON COLD!"
NOT REALLY.
- >> WELL, I CAN'T TAKE IT - ANY MORE.
IF RICHIE AND BLAKE SUPERIOR WIN
THAT IMAGINARY FRIEND PAGEANT,
WE'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.
- SOMEONE'S GOTTA TAKE THOSE TWO - DOWN.
LUCKILY, I KNOW THE PERFECT GUY
FOR THE JOB.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN - YOU WON'T DO IT?!
I TOLD YOU.
I'M JUST NOT INTO THE WHOLE
PAGEANT SCENE.
BUT YOU SUBSCRIBED TO
"PAGEANT SCENE MAGAZINE."
FOR THE FREE PERFUME SAMPLES.
THIS IS CRAZY!
PAGEANTS ARE ALL ABOUT
SHOWING OFF AND BEING THE CENTER
OF ATTENTION!
IT'S TOTALLY YOUR THING!
WELL, YOU'D THINK SO, BUT...
NO.
- >> BUT RICHIE WILDEBRAT CAN'T - WIN!
HE'S OBNOXIOUS AND MEAN.
I'M BEGGING YOU.
WELCOME, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, TO THE ANNUAL COUNTY
IMAGINARY FRIEND TALENT SHOW
PAGEANT... SPONSORED, ONCE AGAIN,
BY FORSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY
FRIENDS.
OH, MASTER WILT...
OR SHOULD I SAY MASTER OF
CEREMONIES?
HA HA HA.
GOOD TO SEE YOU PRACTICING.
AS YOU KNOW, THIS IS A MOST
IMPORTANT FUNDRAISING EVENT FOR
FOSTERS, AND WE CERTAINLY DON'T
WANT A REPEAT OF LAST YEAR'S...
PERFORMANCE.
HA HA.
DON'T YOU WORRY, MR. HERRIMAN.
THAT WAS JUST A FLUKE.
I'LL BE FINE.
I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
- >> LOOK, - JUST THIS ONCE.
PLEASE.
- WHEN DO I EVER ASK YOU FOR - ANYTHING?
NOW.
- YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR ANYTHING - NOW.
AND I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU.
THEN HELP ME.
BUT...
I'VE GOT LOTS OF...
IMPORTANT THINGS...
I NEED TO DO.
LIKE...
UH...
AND...
OH!
I'M SORRY!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
CLEARLY THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN HELPING YOUR BEST FRIEND!
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT
TO DO THIS.
BUT THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH AT
STAKE FOR ME NOT TO, ALL RIGHT?
OK, LISTEN...
- AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO NOT HELP - YOU, I JUST CAN'T COME UP WITH A
GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE.
I'VE GOT NOTHING MORE EXCITING
GOING ON.
I HAVE NO PRESSING ENGAGEMENTS.
- THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY - THING THAT'S PHYSICALLY KEEPING
ME FROM HELPING... HIC... YOU.
HIC!
HIC, HIC, HIC.
HIC... WELL, HELLO!
WHAT... HIC... HAVE WE HERE?
HIC.
WHAT?
YOU MEAN THE HICCOUGHS?
WHAT... HIC... IS THIS... HIC...
THAT YOU SPEAK... HIC... OF?
THOSE.
YOU MEAN, THI... HIC... THIS?
YEAH, THAT.
HIC! THESE?
YES, THEM.
- ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'VE NEVER - HAD THE HICCOUGHS?
NO!
NEVER!
OH, I THINK I'D REMEMBER
SOMETHING... HIC... AS... HIC...
EXCITING AS THIS.
HIC, HIC, HIC!
DON'T YOU MEAN ANNOYING?
NO, EXCIT... HIC... ING.
THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE, UNEXPECTED
MAGIC... HIC... SURPRISES!
WATCH!
HA!
- LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GO... - >> HIC!
HA HA!
SEE!
- MAC, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE - JUST GONNA POP UP AND...
HIC... GET YA!
SORRY, PAL.
I GOT... HIC... TA GO.
[LAUGHING]
TODAY'S CONTESTANTS WILL
COMPETE IN THE FOLLOWING
CATEGORIES: PERSONALITY;
POISE; SWIMSUIT;
AND, OF COURSE, TALENT.
HIC... HEY, WILT... HIC.
SORRY, BLOO.
I GOTTA PRACTICE.
IS THAT OK?
SURE.
- >> TODAY'S CONTESTANTS WILL - COMPETE IN THE FOLLOWING
CATEGORIES: PERSONALITY;
POISE; SWIMSUIT;
AND, OF COURSE...
HIC!
- >> TODAY'S CONTESTANTS WILL - COMPETE IN THE FOLLOWING...
HIC!
CATEGORIES...
PERSONALITY; POISE...
HIC.
- >> SWIMSUIT... - >> HIC.
- >> AND... - >> HIC.
- >> OF... - >> HIC.
- >> COURSE... - >> HIC.
HICCOUGH.
HIC.
[SOBBING]
OH, IT'S OK, PAL.
- I KNOW IT'S HARD WHEN YOU LEAVE - YOUR KID.
HIC.
- >> BUT YOU'LL REALLY LEARN TO - LIKE IT HERE.
HIC.
YOU'LL SEE.
HIC.
EVERYBODY'S REALLY NICE.
HIC.
AND CONSIDERATE.
HIC.
[HICCOUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
- >> YOU'VE GOTTA STOP - HICCOUGHING.
- NOW, HOLD YOUR BREATH AND - SWALLOW THIS WATER.
NEVER!
HA HA!
FRANKIE, STOP THAT THIS
INSTANT!
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
HA HA HA HA!
MAC? A HA!
WHAT?
- >> THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY - NEED TO SAY TO YOU.
REALLY?!
HIC.
MY HICCOUGHS ARE
IN... HIC... VINCEABLE!
OH, THEY TRIED TO DESTROY
MY HICCOUGHS, BUT
THEY... HIC... FIALED.
HIC.
NEXT.
HELLO, MAC.
HELLO, RICHIE.
YOU REMEMBER BLAKE SUPERIOR.
OF COURSE, YOU DO.
OH, AND ISN'T THAT YOUR
IMAGINARY FRIEND OVER THERE?
HIC.
HA HA!
HIC.
HA HA!
HIC.
HOW CHARMING.
CAN I HELP YOU, RICHIE?
- >> I'M JUST HERE TO SIGN UP THIS - YEAR'S SOON-TO-BE PAGEANT
WINNER, BLAKE SUPERIOR.
- I SUPPOSED YOU WON'T BE - ENTERING.
MAC!
HIC-HIC!
MY HICCOUGHS HAVE HICCOUGHS.
HIC-HIC.
FOR THE BEST, REALLY.
HE WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE.
HIC.
WHO WOULDN'T?
HIC... CHANCE... HIC... AT WHAT?
YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE
OF BEATING BLAKE SUPERIOR...
OR ANYONE, FOR THAT MATTER.
HA HA HA!
CERTAINLY NOT WITH THOSE
RIDICULOUS HICCOUGHS.
[LAUGHTER]
EXCUSE... HIC-HIC-HIC... ME?
- >> I... - >> I, I... HIC!
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST
TI... HIC... ME, BLAKE.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT... HIC... ABOUT
ME.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT... HIC... ABOUT
MAC.
BUT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY
HIC... HIC... COUGHS!
IT'S ON!
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE TALENT
SHOW PAGEANT.
AND WE'LL SEE YOU... HIC...
AT THE TALENT SHOW PAGEANT... HIC.
YEAH!
OH, WAIT.
ACTUALLY, NO ONE'S SEEING ANYONE
AT THE TALENT SHOW PAGEANT UNTIL
- I GET YOU TO FINISH THE - PAPERWORK AND PAY FOR THE ENTRY
FEE.
OH!
WHY, OF COURSE.
HERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SEE YOU AT THE PAGEANT.
NOW THERE'S JUST ONE MORE
SMALL THING I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO DO.
GET RID OF MY
HIC... HIC... COUGHS?!
ARE YOU NUTS!
LISTEN, MAC, I WANT TO CREAM
THOSE SNOBS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU,
BUT LOSING MY BABIES IS OUT OF
THE QUESTION.
- >> BUT, BLOO... - >> AAH... HIC!
LOOK, I LOVE YOUR HICCOUGHS
AS MUCH AS YOU.
OK, MAYBE NOT AS MUCH AS YOU...
OR AT ALL, ACTUALLY.
- BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO - IF WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS PAGEANT.
PERSONALITY, POISE, SWIMSUIT,
TALENT.
AND THE HICCOUGHS, WELL...
THEY'RE DISTRACTING.
PL... HIC... EASE!
I CAN BEAT THAT SPOILED ROTTEN
EXCUSE FOR A FRIEND WITH ONE
HAND... HIC... BEHIND MY BACK.
AND I CAN SURELY BEAT HIM WITH
THE HIC... HIC... COUGHS.
LISTEN CAREFULLY:
AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
BLAKE IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT...
HIC.
OR HICCOUGH AT.
HE'S GOOD.
REALLY GOOD.
TO BEAT HIM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO BE AWESOMER...
THE MOST AWESOME YOU'VE EVER
BEEN.
OH.
THAT'S PRETTY... HIC... AWESOME.
- >> SO, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A - DECISION.
- EITHER WE LOSE TO RICHIE AND - BLAKE SUPERIOR...
WHO DO THEY THINK
THEY... HIC... ARE, INSULTING MY
HICCOUGHS.
OR YOU LOSE THE HICCOUGHS.
HIC.
CAN I PLEASE... HIC... HAVE
A MOMENT ALONE?
SURE, PAL.
HIC.
I'VE MADE MY DECISION.
AAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[MUMBLING]
OH, I SEE.
- >> WE'RE GETTING RID OF BLOO'S - HICCOUGHS.
OH!
THAT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
HOW'S IT GOING?
AAHT!
NO, YOU DON'T!
BUT...
I WAS JUST SAYING HI.
GO PRACTICE RIGHT NOW.
- >> BUT... - >> DID YOU FORGET LAST YEAR
ALREADY?
NO.
DID YOU?
LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR GREAT
CONTESTANTS.
SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN.
WELL?
ARE YOUR HICCOUGHS GONE?
I THINK... HIC... SO.
NO.
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
ALL RIGHT.
TIME TO GET SERIOUS.
BREATHE INTO THIS BAG.
HIC!
DRINK THIS HOT SAUCE.
HIC!
TAKE DEEP BREATHS.
HIC!
EAT THIS PEANUT BUTTER.
HIC!
GET SCARED.
BOO!
HIC.
AAGH!
LOTS OF SMALL SIPS.
- [GULP, GULP, GULP] - >> HIC.
LOTS OF BIG SIPS.
[GLUG, GLUG, GLUG]
HIC!
LOTS OF SMALL BIG SIPS.
HIC.
MORE HOT SAUCE.
OK, OK!
NOW, STAND ON YOUR HEAD...
AND THEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
AND GO LIKE THIS!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!
AND THEN, UH...
SWALLOW THIS LEMON.
- >> NOW, HOW'S THIS SUPPOSED TO - WORK, ED?
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF HE'D DO
IT ALL.
[LAUGHING]
OH, LIKE IT MATTERS ANYWAY.
WE'RE GONNA GET CREAMED.
- >> "PAGEANT SCENE MAGAZINE" SAYS - YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS CAN BE
YOUR GREATEST STRENGTH... HIC.
- NOT THAT THAT'S HELPFUL BECAUSE - HICCOUGHS AREN'T REALLY A
WEAK... HIC... NESS.
THEY'RE TOTALLY A
STREN... HIC... GTH.
- [SNIFFS] - >> WE'LL BARELY MAKE IT THROUGH
POISE AND PERSONALITY...
HIC.
LET ALONE TALENT.
IN SOME CULTURES, HICCOUGHING
IS CONSIDERED... HIC... A TALENT.
SINCE WHEN IS HICCOUGHING
CONSIDERED TAL...
THANKS, GUYS.
HIC.
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
WE JUST WANT TO TEST BLOO'S ACT
OUT BEFORE THE BIG PAGEANT.
COCO CO CO CO CO!
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
I'M FINE.
CO CO CO CO, COCO CO!
IT WASN'T THAT BAD!
CO CO CO?
MAN, OH, MAN!
YOU READY?
YOU... HIC... KNOW IT.
THAT WAS AMAZING!
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY DO
THAT WITH HICCOUGHS.
WHAT ARTISTRY.
IT WAS OK, I GUESS.
HIC.
NOW, GET SOME REST.
HIC.
WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW.
DON'T WOR... HIC... RY.
WE'RE SHOO... HIC... INS.
RICHIE AND BLAKE... HIC... SUPERIOR
DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.
FOR THERE IS NO FORCE KNOWN TO
MANKIND IN THIS OR ANY PARALLEL
UNIVERSE THAT CAN BEAT THE
UNPARALLELED POWER AND MIGHT OF
MY INDESTRUCTIBLE HICCOUGHS!
MY INDESTRUCTIBLE HICCOUGHS.
HELLO?
AH.
HICCOUGHS?
LITTLE BUDDIES?
OH, NO.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
[SIGHS]
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
YOU LOST YOUR HICCOUGHS?
NO.
THEY'VE BEEN STOLEN.
STOLEN?
- >> YES, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO - BELIEVE.
IMPOSSIBLE, ACTUALLY.
BUT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS
THAT YOUR HICCOUGHS ARE GONE?!
AT THIS MOMENT, YES.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT MY TOP MAN ON THE CASE.
HICCOUGHS, DON'T YOU WORRY.
I FIND YOU!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
HOW 'BOUT I PRETEND I STILL
HAVE THEM?
HICCOUGH.
WE'RE DOOMED.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAC.
SLIGHT HICCOUGH IN YOUR PLAN?
HA HA HA!
[SNORT]
HA HA HA HA!
PREPARED TO PASS JUDGMENT ON
THESE PAGEANT PARTICIPANTS?
DON'T YOU KNOW IT,
FUNNY BUNNY.
[DRUM ROLL]
[CHEERING]
WELCOME, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, TO THE ANNUAL COUNTY
IMAGINARY FWIEND TALENP SHOW
PAGNENT.
UH-OH.
HA HA.
I'M SORRY.
- I SAID "FWIEND" INSTEAD OF - "FRIENDS."
HA.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "FRIEND."
SORRY, SORRY.
[COUGH]
HA.
IS IT GETTING A LITTLE WARM UP
HERE?
WELCOME.
OH, WAIT, SORRY.
THAT'S WELCOME.
WELCOME, LARDIES.
I MEAN, LADIES.
LADIES AND GESTLEMEN.
GENTLEMEN.
SORRY.
THAT'S LARDIES AND GESTLEMEN.
SORRAY.
I MEAN, SORSY.
OH, NO, SORRY.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
SARI, SADIE, SOUKI, SERGI?
SWARI, SWOOSIE, SAI...
PHEW!
THAT WAS MUCH BETTER THAN LAST
YEAR.
[APPLAUSE]
CO CO, CO CO CO CO CO!
CO CO COCO COCO CO!
CO CO COCO CO COCO CO.
[LAUGHTER]
CO CO.
CO CO CO CO!
[CHEERING]
YOU GOTTA GET THE HICCOUGHS
BACK.
I KNOW.
REALLY MISS THOSE GUYS.
- >> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR - OLD HICCOUGHS, BLOO.
YOU'VE GOTTA GET NEW HICCOUGHS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
TO HONOR THE MEMORY OF MY
BELOVED OLD STOLEN HICCOUGHS...
I MUST CREATE A NEW BREED OF
HICCOUGHS.
STRONGER, FASTER,
LESS STEALABLE.
[CHEERING]
I THINK THE WORLD WOULD
[CHEERING]
I THINK THE WORLD WOULD
BE A MORE PEACEFUL PLACE
IF EVERYONE WOULD JUST...
EXCUSE ME!
[TOILET FLUSHES]
GO WITH THE FLOW.
- >> [CHEERING] - >> OH, HO HO!
STIFF COMPETITION THIS YEAR.
LOOKS LIKE IT WILL ALL COME
DOWN TO THE TALENT CATEGORY.
HA HA HA.
TAKE DEEPER BREATHS.
DEEPER!
- >> I THOUGHT... - [INHALES]
- DEEP BREATHS... - [INHALES]
GOT RID OF HICCOUGHS.
I DON'T KNOW.
STOP BREATHING THEN.
[CHEERING]
BLAKE SUPERIOR,
YOU'RE UP!
ALL RIGHT, BLAKE SUPERIOR.
TIME TO STEAL THE SHOW.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[BURPING]
[GASPS]
THAT'S OUR ACT...
IN BURP FORM!
HUH... HIC!
YOU'VE GOT HICCOUGHS.
YOU... HIC... BET, I DO.
[BURPING]
HIC.
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
[HICCOUGHING]
[BURPING]
[HICCOUGHING]
[BURPING]
[MUSIC ACCOMPANYING
[HICCOUGHS, BURPS]
[ALARM BLARES]
[HICCOUGHS, BURPS]
[ALARM BLARES]
[HICCOUGHS, BURPS]
[ALARM BLARES]
[HICCOUGHS, BURPS]
[ALARM BLARES]
- >> [CHEERING] - >> YEAH, BLOO!
WAY TO GO!
WAHOO!
THIS IS INSANITY!
YOU CAN'T LOSE TO HIM!
YOU'RE BLAKE SUPERIOR!
BLAKE SUPERIOR!
MORE LIKE INFERIOR.
TO ME.
[LAUGHTER]
AH, YES.
THE HONORABLE HICCOUGH BESTS
THE BOORISH BURP EVERY TIME.
[DRUM ROLL]
CO CO CO CO CO,
CO COCO!
ARMPIT JOE?!
WHAT?!
[CHEERING]
[FARTING SOUND]
BUT NOTHING BEATS THE SWEET
SOUNDS OF A WELL-PLAYED PIT.
HO HO HO!
THAT BOY IS FIERCE!
[FARTING SOUND]
BLOO!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
HIC!
MY OLD... HIC... HICCOUGHS!
HIC!
HELLO THERE, LITTLE
HIC-HIC... COUGHS.
I MISSED YOU SO... HIC... MUCH... HIC!
HIC!
NO... HIC.
WE DIDN'T WIN THE PAGEANT.
BUT NEITHER... HIC... DID RICHIE AND
BLAKE.
HIC.
HIC!
YEP... HIC.
EVERYTHING DID WORK OUT IN
THE... HIC... END.
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