[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Bloo: [ PANTING ] MAC! MAC, I FOUND YOU.
WE HAVE TO MAKE IT BACK BEFORE THE CHIME.
>> Mac: WHAT?
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT CHIME?
>> Bloo: NO TIME! THE CHIME!
THE CHIME!
[ PANTING ] >> Mac: BLOO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> Bloo: GOT TO FIND -- AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
>> Mac: WHAT?
WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> Bloo: ONLY THE SINGLE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER
HAPPENED!
THAT'S WHAT, MAC.
>> Mac: WHAT?
>> Bloo: A RADIO CONTEST.
YOU WAIT AND LISTEN FOR THEM TO PLAY A CHIME.
WHEN THEY DO, YOU CALL THE STATION FOR YOUR CHANCE...
TO WIN.
>> Mac: WIN WHAT?
>> Bloo: TWO TICKETS TO THE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE MOVIE
"ROD TANGO: OUT OF AMMO II" ON OPENING NIGHT!
AND YOU GET TO MEET ITS STAR, ROD TANGO, IN THE FLESH!
AAAH!
>> Mac: ROD TANGO?! NO WAY!
>> Bloo: YES WAY!
>> Mac: WHAT DO WE DO?
>> Bloo: WE NEED A RADIO.
[ CREAKING ] >> Boomer: JEEZ, WELL, THANKS
FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR PARTY.
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK YOU KNEW MY NAME.
>> Bloo: OF COURSE, I DO...
VER-- MAY-- RAY-- RADEY-- ADIE-- UH-- EE-- OO--
>> Mac: BOOMER.
>> Bloo: YEAH, BLOOMER.
THAT'S JUST LIKE MY NAME -- BLOO, BLOOMER.
>> Boomer: IT'S BOOMER.
>> Bloo: FANTASTIC.
WE HAVE TONS OF SNACKS, AND, HEY, WHY DON'T YOU PLAY US SOME
TUNES?
[ RADIO TUNING ] NO! 99.5!
>> Boomer: OH, REALLY? WHY?
>> Mac: 'CAUSE THAT'S THE STATION THE CONTEST --
>> BOOM: IX-NAY ON THE CONTEST-AY.
HE THINKS HE'S HERE FOR A PAR-TAY...
EH?
>> Mac: BLOO AND I ARE TRYING TO WIN A RADIO CONTEST.
WOULD YOU MIND HELPING US?
I DOUBT IT WILL TAKE VERY LONG.
>> Boomer: NO PROBLEM.
PASS THE CHIPS.
>> Bloo: QUICK, 99.5 NOW!
>> Boomer: OKAY.
[ TUNING ] >> ♪ SHE ♪
>> Mac: SHOW TUNES?
>> Bloo: IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE ONE SONG.
>> ♪ DO YOU HEAR THAT? ♪ >> Mac: OH, I FEEL LIKE I'M ON A
ROAD TRIP WITH MY GRANDMA.
>> Boomer: DO YOU HAVE ANY 6s?
>> Bloo: NO, I DON'T!
ARE THEY EVER GOING TO PLAY THAT STUPID CHIME?
FULL HOUSE!
>> Mac: WRONG GAME.
[ SHOW TUNES CONTINUE ] [ CLICKING ]
>> Mac: OH, MAN, IS IT 6:30?
I GOT TO GO.
BLOO, BLOO, I HAVE TO GET HOME BEFORE MY MOM GETS WORRIED, BUT
I'LL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW -- 3:00.
>> Bloo: ♪ DON'T WORRY, MAC ♪ ♪ I'LL KEEP ON LISTENIN' ♪
♪ THAT CHIME I WON'T BE A-MISSIN'-IN' ♪
♪ JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE ♪ ♪ BEFORE YOU KNOW-EE ♪
♪ WE'LL BE AT THE MOVIE ♪ ♪ IT'S UP TO US NOW, BAMMER ♪
>> Boomer: IT'S "BOOMER."
>> Bloo: ♪ WE MUST STICK TO OUR GUNS ♪
♪ SO THEM TICKETS CAN BE WON ♪
[ LAUGHING ] >> ♪ JUST SINGIN' IN THE RAIN ♪
>> ♪ LET US GAZE IN THE WINE WHILE IT'S WET ♪
♪ LET'S DO THINGS THAT WE'LL LIVE TO REGRET ♪
♪ LET ME DANCE TILL THE RESTAURANT WHIRLS ♪
♪ WITH THE GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS ♪
>> Bloo: ♪ CLANG, CLANG, CLANG WENT THE TROLLEY ♪
♪ DING, DING, DING WENT THE BELL ♪
♪ ZING, ZING, ZING WENT MY HEARTSTRINGS ♪
♪ FROM THE MOMENT I SAW HER, I FELL ♪
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] >> Boomer: HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Bloo: DON'T TOUCH.
♪ OH, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ WENT THE BUZZER ♪
>> ♪ OUT WHERE THEY SAY... ♪ >> Bloo: MUST...KEEP...AWAKE.
[ GULPING ] >> [ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
>> Bloo: [ GULPING ] [ BOING! ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] >> NO!
ANY MINUTE!
MUST...HOLD...ON!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Frankie: HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT
GOIN'?
>> Bloo: AWFUL!
[ Trembling ] I REALLY GOT TO GO!
>> Frankie: HUH?
>> Boomer: HE CAN'T GO UNTIL HE HEARS A CHIME FOR SOME DUMB
RADIO CONTEST.
>> Frankie: NO WONDER YOU HAVE TO GO SO BAD.
>> Bloo: OKAY, I CAN'T HOLD IT!
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN FOR ME!
PLEASE, I HAVE TO GO NOW.
PLEASE?!
>> Frankie: FINE.
>> Bloo: AH, THANK YOU!
[ YELPING ] [ CHIME PLAYS ]
>> Boomer: THERE'S THE CHIME!
>> Frankie: THE CHIME?!
WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?!
>> Boomer: HERE, CALL THIS NUMBER.
>> Frankie: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] [ GASPS ] IT'S RINGING.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
>> Mac: WHAT'S EXCITING?
>> Boomer: MAC, THE CHIME!
FRANKIE'S CALLING THE STATION.
>> Mac: NO WAY! WHERE'S BLOO?
>> Frankie: Shh!
I'M GETTING THROUGH.
>> All right!
Show Tune Radio, 99.5.
That was "Captain Andy's Overture" from "Show Boat."
Coming up, we have another eight hours of commercial-free
show-tune jams.
But first, I've got one lucky caller who heard the chime and
will take their chance at being our grand-prize winner in the
Take Two to Tango giveaway.
You are live on "The Tune."
What's your name?
>> Frankie: F-F-FRANKIE FOSTER.
>> Oh, F-F-F-F, well, all right!
Are you ready to try your hand at being our big winner?
>> Frankie: YES!
>> Okay, Frankie, level with me.
Are you 18 or older?
>> Frankie: YES!
>> What are you doing Saturday night?
Ha, just kiddin'.
All right, let's play!
Before becoming the world's greatest action hero, Rod Tango
starred in this romantic comedy about love and life in the Swiss
Alps.
>> Mac: I KNOW! I KNOW!
"DAFFODIL DAYS."
MY MOM LIKES IT.
>> Frankie: "DAFFODIL DAYS"?
>> Oh ho! Right!
We have a winner!
[ ALL CHEERING ] >> Bloo: WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Mac: FRANKIE HEARD THE CHIME.
WE WON!
>> Bloo: [ LAUGHS ] WHOO-HOO!
TWO TICKETS TO TANGO-DISE!
WAY TO GO, FRANKIE.
MAC AND I ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
HA HA HA!
>> Frankie: UH, MAC AND YOU?
[ SCOFFS ] WHAT ABOUT ME?
>> Bloo: WHAT?
>> Frankie: I HEARD THE CHIME, AND I CALLED THE STATION.
>> Bloo: [ STAMMERING ] SO WHAT?
>> Frankie: SO I WANT TO GO.
BESIDES, IT'S TURNS OUT THERE'S A TEENY, WEENY, LITTLE MATTER OF
HAVING TO BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER, SO, TECHNICALLY, YOU
COULDN'T HAVE EVEN WON.
LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING.
>> Bloo: FINE.
I'M SORRY, MAC, BUT YOU CAN'T GO.
>> Mac: ME?
I ANSWERED THE TRIVIA QUESTION.
I SHOULD BE GOING, NOT YOU.
>> Boomer: YEAH, AND I WANT TO GO, TOO.
>> Bloo: THAT'S IT!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
PUT 'EM UP, KINGSBURY RULES.
>> Mac: YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST TAKE IT.
[ BELL DINGS ] ROD TANGO'S MOVIES ARE DUMB,
ANYWAY.
>> Bloo: OHH! OHH!
EXCUSE ME?
>> Frankie: I KNOW, THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I WANT TO GO.
IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.
COME ON, MAC, YOU GOT TO GO.
WE CAN TOTALLY MAKE FUN OF IT.
IT'LL BE LIKE A LITTLE DATE.
[ Echoing ] A LITTLE DATE.
[ Slowly ] A LIT...TLE DATE.
>> Mac: I'M GOING.
>> Ed: GO WHERE?
>> Boomer: THE MOVIES.
>> Ed: OH, THE MOVIES?
I WANT TO GO. I LOVE POPCORN.
>> Bloo: IT'S NO USE.
FRANKIE ALREADY MADE UP HER MIND.
SHE'S TAKING MAC, 'CAUSE HE'S HUMAN AND SHE HATES IMAGINARY
FRIENDS.
>> Ed: HATES IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
[ SOBBING ] >> Frankie: NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I LOVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
IT'S JUST THAT -- LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M GONNA
PICK.
LET ME JUST THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
>> Mr. Herriman: Miss Foster, please report to my office at
once.
>> Frankie: I'LL DECIDE LATER.
>> Bloo: MAKE NO MISTAKE, MAC.
SHE'S GOT A TICKET TO ROD, AND I DO CARE!
[ CREAKING ] >> Frankie: BLOO? WHA--
>> Bloo: GOOD MORNING, DARLING FRANKIE.
>> Frankie: BLOO, I -- >> Bloo: ♪ SOMEONE MADE YOU
BREAKFAST ♪ [ SQUISH! ]
MMM, DELICIOUS, HUH?
I ALSO GOT YOU A PAPER AND A MOIST TOWELETTE, 'CAUSE I KNOW
YOU'RE A MESSY EATER.
>> Frankie: BLOO, YOU DON'T -- >> Frankie: OH, AND I DREW YOU
A VANILLA BATH.
>> Frankie: GEE, HOW NICE OF YOU.
>> Bloo: JUST DOING MY PART, LIKE ALWAYS.
NOW, MANGIA, MANGIA!
[ POP! ] >> Frankie: BLOO, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE UP TO.
>> Bloo: ME? WHAT?
YOU LOOK TENSE.
>> Frankie: YOU WANT TO GO TO THAT MOVIE, RIGHT?
THEN CUT IT OUT!
>> Bloo: OKAY, THAT'S IT.
I TRIED TO BE NICE, BUT, NO.
NOW I'LL HAVE TO GET NASTY.
IT'S TIME FOR SABOTAGE!
>> Frankie: UH, NOT IF YOU WANT THAT TICKET.
>> Bloo: DRAT!
>> Mac: HEY, BLOO, WHAT YOU DOIN'?
>> Bloo: NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
I CAN'T BE GOOD.
I CAN'T BE BAD.
THAT WOMAN HAS RENDERED ME COMPLETELY POWERLESS.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
>> Mac: OH, A DVD.
>> Bloo: [ GASPS ] "SUNTAN MAN" -- THAT'S A TANGO
CLASSIC!
LET'S GO WATCH IT.
>> Mac: ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT IT FOR --
>> Frankie: HEY, MAC.
>> Mac: HEY, FRANKIE.
HEY, I, UH, BROUGHT THIS DUMB ROD TANGO DVD, AND I -- I
THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WANT TO WATCH IT?
>> Frankie: UGH, "SUNTAN MAN."
THIS THING IS AWFUL!
YEAH, LET'S GO.
>> Mac: OKAY.
[ SWORDS UNSHEATHE ] >> I'M GETTIN' TOO GOLD FOR
THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Bloo: LISTEN TO THEM, ROD,
LAUGHING AT YOU, DISRESPECTING YOU AND YOUR TAN.
OH, ROD, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
SHE'S TOTALLY GONNA TAKE HIM, AND THEY'LL GO LAUGH AND GIGGLE
AND SNORT AND RIDE IN YOUR -- WAIT.
THAT'S IT!
IF I CAN MAKE HER LAUGH MORE THAN HIM, THEN SHE'LL TAKE ME!
YES!
ENJOYING THE MOVIE?
ROD TANGO STINKS!
Forgive me, Rod.
HA HA HA HA!
HE PUT LOTION ON HIS ARM.
JERK!
I'm so sorry.
LOOK!
HA, HE JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW AND ONTO A JET SKI IN A...
COOL STUNT.
WHAT AN IDIOT!
A COOL IDIOT!
HA HA HA HA HA!
Sorry.
>> Mac: BLOO, WHAT ARE YOU -- >> Bloo: KNOCK KNOCK.
KNOCK KNOCK!
>> Frankie: WHO'S THERE?
>> Bloo: ROD.
>> Frankie: ROD WHO?
>> Bloo: UH, ROD TANGO IS POOP!
No, you're not, Rod.
BUT, YEAH, HE IS!
>> Frankie: BLOO, IF THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA ACT AT THE
MOVIES -- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU MADE UP MY MIND.
MAC, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH ME TOMORROW?
>> Mac: YES!
>> Frankie: IT'S A DATE!
>> Mac: YES!
>> Bloo: NO!
>> Madame Foster: WHAT YOU DOIN', BLOO?
OH HO HO! ROD TANGO!
I LOVE HIM.
>> Bloo: YOU DO?
>> Madame Foster: OH, YOU BET I DO.
HE IS A BABIUS MAXIMUS REX!
I WOULD THROW ALL COTTON TO THE WIND FOR A CHANCE AT THOSE
SIX-PACK ABS.
>> Bloo: YOU WOULD?
YOU KNOW, I KNOW ROD.
>> Madame Foster: OH HO HO!
GET OUTTA TOWN!
>> Bloo: NO, I DO.
WE'RE OLD FR-- FA-- FISHING BUDDIES.
OH, CAUGHT SOME BIG SHARKS UP AT LAKE MINI-- MA-- MAR--
MIDI-TOCKA-LOCKA-DOTTA-TOCKA- LODDA-TA...LA.
>> Madame Foster: OH, I LOVE THAT PLACE!
>> Bloo: THAT'S AWESOME!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE WOULD LOVE YOU.
HE LOVES THE OLDER LADIES.
>> Madame Foster: OH, AH!
[ PURRS ] >> Bloo: YOU WANT TO MEET HIM?
>> Madame Foster: YOU BET YOUR SWEET KEISTER I DO.
>> Bloo: OH, NO, WAIT, SORRY.
>> Madame Foster: WHAT?! WHAT?!
WHAT IS IT?!
>> Bloo: OH, IT'S JUST HE'S GONNA BE AT HIS PREMIERE
TOMORROW NIGHT, BUT I GAVE FRANKIE AND MAC MY TICKETS.
OH, WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME.
>> Madame Foster: WELL, WAIT, WAIT.
CAN'T YOU JUST ASK FOR THEM BACK?
>> Bloo: WELL, NO.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
[ WHISPERING ] >> Mac: HI, BLOO.
LOOK, NO HARD FEELINGS, OKAY?
>> Bloo: MAC, NEVER MIND THAT.
THE BEST MAN WON.
I JUST HOPE YOU BOTH HAVE A GREAT TIME.
[ BOING! ] YOU -- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
I -- I BROUGHT YOU THESE.
>> Frankie: MAC, I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I CAN'T GO.
MADAME FOSTER'S MISSING.
NO ONE HAS SEEN HER ALL NIGHT.
I HAVE TO FIND HER.
>> Mac: IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?
>> Frankie: NO, JUST GO TO THE MOVIES WITHOUT ME.
>> Mac: NO, I'D RATHER BE WITH YOU...TO HELP.
YOU MIGHT NEED HELP.
>> Frankie: OH, THAT'S SWEET.
THANKS, MAC.
BLOO, THE TICKETS ARE YOURS IF YOU WANT THEM.
GET MR. HERRIMAN TO TAKE YOU.
>> Bloo: BUT SHOULDN'T I STAY HERE AND HELP YOU AND MAC?
>> Frankie: NO, YOU BETTER JUST GO.
WE CAN HANDLE IT ALONE.
>> Bloo: WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
[ PANTING ] I GOT 'EM! LET'S GO!
>> Madame Foster: HOLD ON, BABY!
WHOO!
ROD, ROD, ROD, ROD, ROD!
>> Bloo: OKAY, I THINK I LEFT THEM --
>> Frankie: [ CLEARS THROAT ] LOOKING FOR THESE?
>> Bloo: AH! NO, NO!
LOOK, I FOUND MADAME FOSTER!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
>> Frankie: CAN IT!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD STOOP SO LOW, GRANDMA.
>> Madame Foster: I DID IT FOR TANGO, AND I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A
HEARTBEAT.
>> Frankie: WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU WON'T PEEL OUT SO LOUD
WHEN MAKING YOUR GETAWAY.
>> Mr. Herriman: NOW, NOW, WHAT IS ALL THIS FUSS ABOUT?
>> Frankie: THEY TRIED TO TRICK US OUT OF OUR MOVIE TICKETS.
WELL, GUESS WHAT -- IT DIDN'T WORK.
COME ON, MAC, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
>> Mr. Herriman: HELLO?
WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE THE NIGHT OFF?
>> Frankie: [ STAMMERS ] >> Mr. Herriman: NO BUTs.
THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE, AND YOU ARE THE ONE TO BE DOING IT.
CHOP, CHOP!
>> Frankie: [ SIGHS ] MAC --
>> Mac: IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO.
HOW ABOUT I STAY AND HELP YOU, AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN WATCH TV
OR SOMETHING?
>> Frankie: GREAT, IT'S A DATE.
>> Ed: WILL THERE BE POPCORN?
>> Mac: SURE.
>> Ed: YES!
>> Bloo: WELL, THAT WORKED OUT.
SHALL WE TANGO, MILADY?
>> Mr. Herriman: OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE.
YOU TWO ARE CHEATS.
>> Bloo: YOU CAN'T!
NO! THEY'RE MINE!
I WON THEM!
>> Mr. Herriman: WHY, THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.
WE'LL HAVE A CONTEST.
>> Bloo: QUICK, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
>> Mr. Herriman: Attention, Foster's friends, I,
Mr. Herriman, have something rather amusing for us -- a
contest.
The first friend who can phone me on my line and answer a
trivia question...
WILL WIN TWO TICKETS TO ROD TANGO'S LATEST OPUS,
"Out of Ammo II: Miami Nights."
>> Bloo: QUICK, I GOT TO FIND A PHONE!
>> NO! LET GO! LET GO!
>> Bloo: WHAT'S THE NUMBER?!
>> I WANT TO ENTER THE CONTEST!
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] >> Bloo: OH, IT'S RINGING.
>> Mr. Herriman: All right.
You're on with Mr. Herriman's office.
>> Bloo: DID I WIN, DID I WIN?
>> Mr. Herriman: No.
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR QUESTION?
>> Bloo: THIS IS IT!
>> Mr. Herriman: What is the world's greatest show-tunes
radio station?
>> Bloo: UH...WAIT, I KNOW THIS.
IS IT, UH, IS IT, UH...
>> Madame Foster: IT'S "THE TUNE," "THE TUNE."
IT'S "THE TUNE"!
>> Bloo: QUIET, I KNOW THIS ONE.
IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S...
>> Mr. Herriman: Sorry, time's up.
Next caller.
>> Bloo: NO!
>> Mr. Herriman: Next caller, you're on that air.
>> Boomer: IS IT "THE TUNE"?
>> Mr. Herriman: Correct.
You have won.
[ RECEIVER DINGS ] Come by my office to redeem your
prize.
>> Bloo: NO!
>> Madame Foster: TOLD YOU.
>> Bloo: YOU...
BONO...THOSE ARE MY TICKETS!
>> Boomer: IT'S "BOOMER."
AND NOW THEY'RE MINE.
>> Bloo: YOU HAVE TWO.
SO, WHO ARE YOU TAKING?
PLEASE TAKE ME, PLEASE TAKE ME, PLEASE TAKE ME.
>> Madame Foster: NEED A RIDE?
>> Boomer: YEAH! COOL!
>> Madame Foster: WHA HA HA HOO!
>> Bloo: [ STAMMERING ] [ YELPING ]
>> Bloo: [ SLURPING ] >> Khones: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU?
>> Bloo: IT'S A LONG STORY.
HERE IT GOES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] I WON TICKETS TO THE NEW
ROD TANGO MOVIE, BUT FRANKIE BECAME THE TICKET HOLDER.
SO I TRICKED THEM INTO THINKING MADAME FOSTER HAD GONE MISSING.
AND THEN WITH MADAME FOSTER, I WENT TO THE MOVIE, ONLY TO FIND
OUT I HAD FORGOTTEN THE TICKETS.
AND THEN UPON COMING BACK, I WAS CAUGHT IN MY WEB OF LIES.
SO HERRIMAN TOOK THE TICKETS, HELD ANOTHER CONTEST, AND I
LOST, AND NOW I HAVE NO TICKET AND WON'T GET TO SEE THE MOVIE.
IT FEELS LIKE THAT DUMB TRIP TO EUROPE WE NEVER TOOK.
WAAH, WAAH!
[ SLURPING ] >> Khones: I CAN GET YOU
TICKETS.
>> Bloo: YOU CAN?
>> Khones: SURE.
TANGO OWES ME.
>> Bloo: YOU KNOW ROD TANGO?!
>> Khones: YEP.
>> Bloo: HOW?!
>> Khones: SAVED HIS LIFE.
[ DIALING ] TANGO.
IT'S KHONES.
[ LAUGHS ] TRUE DAT.
NEED TWO.
BOX OFFICE?
COOL.
WE'RE IN.
LET'S ROLL.
>> Bloo: YES!
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE!
SURE AREN'T MANY PEOPLE HERE.
>> Khones: PROBABLY INSIDE ALREADY.
YOU HOLDING TICKETS?
COOL.
>> Bloo: I WONDER HOW MUCH WE'VE MISSED.
>> Khones: Shh!
>> Bloo: WHERE'S ROD?
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM YET?
IS THAT HIM?
>> Khones: Shh!
WATCH THE MOVIE.
>> WHO NEEDS A REFILL?
>> Bloo: ROD!
WHOO!
>> Khones: Shh!
>> Bloo: HE'S SO TAN.
>> THERE'S SOMETHING MAGIC ABOUT THIS PLACE.
IT'S IN THE SOIL...
THE GRAPES.
IT'S AS IF I HAVE BEEN REBORN.
>> Bloo: WHEN DOES THE ACTION START?
>> Khones: Shh!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS THE MOST?
HIS FUNNY LITTLE HAT.
[ SOBS ] >> Bloo: WHAT IS THIS?!
WHEN DOES THE C.I.A. CLONE HIM?
WHEN DOES HE BATTLE THE HALF-MAN/HALF-SHARK IN THE BANK
VAULT?
WHEN DOES HE GO TO MIAMI?!
>> Khones: THAT AIN'T THIS MOVIE.
>> Bloo: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO THE PREMIERE OF HIS NEW
MOVIE!
BUT THIS -- AAAH!
>> Khones: WHERE YOU GOING?
>> Bloo: I'M GOING TO THE RIGHT MOVIE.
>> Khones: WHOA.
ROD DID YOU A SOLID.
NOW YOU'RE DISSING IT?
>> Bloo: I'M CRASHING HIS PREMIERE, AND NOTHING IS GOING
TO STOP ME.
>> Khones: ROD AIN'T GONNA LIKE THAT.
>> Bloo: UGH!
MUST FIND IT!
ROD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
AHA!
THANKS.
I MADE IT.
[ LAUGHS ] COMING THROUGH.
BIG CELEB RIGHT HERE.
HEY, BABE, LET'S DO LUNCH.
>> TICKET.
>> Bloo: HA HA!
TICKET, YEAH.
HAD IT HERE SOMEWHERE.
UH, HMM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I MUST HAVE LEFT IT AT HOME.
BUT YOU KNOW ME.
I'M IN THAT SITCOM WITH THE WORLD'S SMARTEST KID.
YOU KNOW THE ONE.
>> NO TICKET, NO MOVIE.
>> Bloo: WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?
COME ON, THINK.
WHAT WOULD ROD TANGO DO?
HE WOULD FIND SOMEONE WITH A TICKET AND TAKE IT!
YES!
HEY, LADY, GIVE ME YOUR TICKET.
>> Madame Foster: BLOO, WHAT THE DEVIL'S FOOD ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> Bloo: PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR TICKET!
PLEASE!
I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE!
>> Madame Foster: NO CAN DO-DO.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE HAVE A MOVIE TO ATTEND.
>> Bloo: WAIT!
SNEAK ME INTO THE THEATER.
>> Boomer: HOW?
>> Bloo: I DON'T KNOW!
HERE, I'LL CLIMB IN HERE.
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.
YOU CAN JUST SLIP ME IN.
>> Madame Foster: OH, GIVE IT UP, BLOO.
>> Bloo: WAIT, SAY I'M YOUR SON.
SAY YOU COULDN'T FIND A BABYSITTER, OR I'M YOUR
INTERPRETER!
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK SPANGLISH!
WAIT, I'M WITH THEM.
GROOMER, MADAME FOSTER, WAIT!
[ GASPS ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Boomer: BLOO?
>> Bloo: Shh!
[ CHEERING ] OH, MY GOSH!
IT'S ROD TANGO!
[ CHEERING ] [ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!
>> YO.
KHONES.
YOU WHAT?
HE TOOK OFF?
STOP THE MOVIE!
I HAVE JUST HAD A DISTURBING CALL FROM A LIFE-SAVING FRIEND.
APPARENTLY, SOMEONE HERE HAS CRASHED THIS PREMIERE.
[ GASPING ] A DESPICABLE BLUE PERSON, WHO
TOOK A PERSONAL FAVOR FROM ROD TANGO AND THREW IT IN THE
TRASH.
>> Bloo: BOO! BOO!
OH, BOO!
>> YOU!
YOU'RE THE ONE.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
[ CHEERING ] >> Madame Foster: YOU CAN TAKE
ME OUT ANYTIME!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Bloo: WAIT.
YOU GOT THE WRONG BLUE GUY!
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
>> FAN OR NOT, IT'S TIME TO...
>> All: TANGO!
>> Bloo: [ SCREAMING ] YEAH!
THAT WAS THE MOST AWESOMEST EVER!
ROD TANGO TOSSED ME OUT OF HIS PREMIERE!
[ LAUGHS ] JUST LIKE WHEN HE TOSSED OUT
GUMBO GAUCHO AND MUCHO LARGO, I, BLOO Q. KAZOO, AM NOW OFFICIALLY
A PART OF THE TANGO LINGO!
NOW I CAN SIGN AUTOGRAPHS AT THE FRISCO JUMBO TANGO EXPO.
HAVE A SANDWICH NAMED AFTER ME AT ANY ONE OF THE 32
TANGO BISTROS.
BE THE FOLD-OUT PHOTO IN THE TANGO MEMO.
BE THE BONUS PRIZE IN A BOX OF TANGO FLAKOS!
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY ME WHEN YOU PLAY TANGO GIZMO 2.50!
>> WACKO.
[ CHEERING ] >> Bloo: I LOVE YOU, ROD TANGO!
AND THEN THERE WAS THE ONE WHERE HE PLAYED THE MUMMY IN
"TANGO CAIRO A GO-GO," BUT MY MOST FAVORITE WAS THE ONE WHEN
THE TWIN RODS SAVED THE JUNGLE CITY IN
"TANGO: DUO OF THE MANGO CONGO."
DID YOU SEE THAT ONE?
THE TWIN RODS DO A DANCE OF DESTRUCTION THROUGH THE JUNGLE
CANOPY, FIGHTING OFF 14 NATIVE NINJAS, BUT THEY INJURE THEIR
KNEES AND CAN'T TANGO.
INSTEAD THEY USE THEIR SHEER STRENGTH TO DO THE ROBOT AND
DESTROY THEM ALL.
ONCE DESTROYED, THEY FREE THE EVER-BEAUTIFUL TEMPO TRIPLETS,
WHO URGE THEM TO STAY.
BUT THE RODS SAY, "SORRY.
OUR DANCE CARD IS FULL.
IT'S TIME TO TANGO."
YES!