[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ] [ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> Frankie: HEY, EVERYONE!
MAKE SURE YOU'RE PAIRED WITH SOMEBODY.
THIS PERSON WILL BE YOUR BUDDY FOR THE DAY.
MAKE SURE YOU STAY WITH YOUR BUDDY AT ALL TIMES.
>> Bloo: THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!
>> Mac: YOU'RE SO GONNA FREAK OVER THE ROLLER COASTER THEY
HAVE.
IT'S INSANE!
IT'S OVER 350 FEET HIGH, WITH HUGE DIPS AND 13 INVERTED LOOPS.
IT'S CALLED...
THE VOMIT COMET!
>> Bloo: THE VOMIT COMET!
>> Mac: YEAH!
I WENT ON IT WITH MY CLASS LAST WEEK.
IT WAS AMAZING!
>> Bloo: NO!
>> Mac: YEAH!
AND WE HAD THIS CONTEST TO SEE WHO WOULD RIDE IT THE MOST
WITHOUT BLOWING CHUNKS.
>> Bloo: AWESOME!
>> Mac: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE THAT CONTEST, TOO!
>> Bloo: YES, YES, YES!
I AM TOTALLY GOING TO BARF FIRST!
>> Mac: NO, BLOO.
IF YOU BARF FIRST, YOU LOSE.
>> Bloo: RIGHT!
HEY, GET THIS LINE MOVING FASTER, LADY!
>> Frankie: OKAY.
HERRIMAN AND EDUARDO, HOP ON BOARD.
>> Mr. Herriman: I HEAR THE CHAMBER OF DOOM IS PARTICULARLY
DELIGHTFUL.
>> Ed: [ GULPS ] [ Hispanic accent ] IT NO SOUND
DELIGHTFUL.
>> Bloo: EH...FOUR, FIVE, SIX...
[ SCREAMS ] MAC, THERE'S, LIKE, 4 MILLION
MORE!
WE'LL NEVER GET THERE!
>> Mac: BLOO, RELAX.
WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
LOOK, WE'RE NEXT ON THE BUS.
>> Wilt: THIS IS GONNA BE ONE GREAT DAY, ISN'T IT?
>> Khones: NO.
>> Frankie: OKAY, WILT.
JACKIE'S YOUR BUDDY?
>> Wilt: SURE IS! RIGHT, JACKIE?
>> Khones: WHATEVER.
>> Madame Foster: YOO-HOO!
FRANKIE, DEAR, I'M HEADING OUT TO THE FAIR NOW.
SEE YOU THERE LICKETY-SPLIT!
>> Frankie: OKAY!
SEE YOU THERE, GRANDMA.
OKAY, NEXT BUDDIES PAIR -- MAC AND...
>> Mac: BLOO?
>> Bloo: I'M GOING WITH MADAME FOSTER!
SHE'S MY BUDDY!
>> Madame Foster: BUDDY?
THIS WILL BE A HOOT!
>> Mac: BLOO, GET BACK OVER HERE!
>> Bloo: SORRY, MAC.
LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE RIDING THE VOMIT COMET FIRST!
AND PAH-UKING FIRST!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Madame Foster: LET'S RUMBA!
>> Bloo: WHOO-HOOOOO!
[ POP! ] >> LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A BUDDY,
BUDDY.
>> Mac: FINE, LET'S GO.
>> GOODY GUMDROPS, I CAN'T WAIT!
WE CAN EAT KETTLE CORN AND MAKE CANDLES ALL DAY!
[ ENGINE ROARS ] >> Madame Foster: I JUST LOVE
THE FAIR, DON'T YOU, BUDDY?
>> Bloo: YES!
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ THE VOMIT COMET!
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ ♪ PUKING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT ♪
♪ BEE-DEE BA-DA BA-DA-DAAAAA ♪ THE VOMIT COMET!
AHH, THERE IT IS!
THE FAIR!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] THERE IT IS -- THE VOMIT COMET!
[ SCREAMS ] DO YOU SEE IT?
DO YOU SEE IT?
THE VOMIT COMET!
[ SCREAMING ] [ BELL DINGING ]
>> Madame Foster: WHOOPSY.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> Bloo: WAIT, NO!
WRONG WAY, WRONG WAY!
NO, NO, YOU MADE A MISTAKE!
THE FAIR'S OVER THERE!
>> Madame Foster: I KNOW.
I JUST NEED TO RUN IN HERE AND FIX MY BUTTON.
WE'LL BE DONE IN A JIFF.
>> Bloo: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I HAVE TO GET ON THE VOMIT COMET!
MY CHUNK-BLOWING INTEGRITY'S AT STAKE!
>> Madame Foster: YOU KNOW, A BUDDY IS SUPPOSED TO BE
UNDERSTANDING TO HIS OR HERS BUDDY'S NEEDS.
[ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ] >> Bloo: OH, FINE!
YOU PROMISE? ONLY A JIFF?
>> Madame Foster: CROSS MY HEART, BUDDY BOY!
WHOOPEE!
[ LAUGHS ] [ BELL RINGS ]
>> Bloo: OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
>> Madame Foster: HMM, LET'S SEE -- BUTTONS, BUTTONS.
>> Bloo: ONLY A MINUTE, RIGHT?
>> Madame Foster: YEAH, YEAH.
BUTTONS -- AISLE 14!
[ GASPS ] OHHHH!
BEDAZZLING KITS!
WOOL YARN ON SALE?!
ONLY $2.99?!
AND MOHAIR, TOO?!
>> Bloo: OKAY!
OUR JIFF'S ALMOST UP!
WE BETTER GET GOING NOW!
>> Madame Foster: OH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CARRY THIS BRAND OF THIMBLE!
I HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR ONE OF THESE!
>> Bloo: ARE YOU READY TO GO?
>> Madame Foster: THE TASKMASTER 4600!
OH, I'VE HEARD IT'S LIKE THE ROLLS-ROYCE OF SEWING MACHINES!
[ LAUGHS ] >> YOU BET YOUR KEISTER, SISTER.
>> Bloo: EXCUSE ME -- THE FAIR!
>> Madame Foster: HOW'S THE TORQUE ON THE NEEDLE ARRAY?
>> LIKE BUTTER.
HERE, FEEL HOW IT MOVES THROUGH THIS PADDING.
[ SEWING MACHINE WHIRS ] >> Madame Foster: OH, MY.
AHH, IT'S SO SILKY!
>> TOLD YA.
THIS THING IS THE BEE'S KNEES.
>> Madame Foster: OOH!
I HAVE THIS PLACE-MAT PATTERN I HAVE JUST BEEN DYING TO TRY OUT!
>> STATION NEXT TO MINE IS OPEN.
GRAB SOME TIME AND SPIN SOME TWINE, BABY.
>> Bloo: EXCUSE ME!
YOU SAID A JIFF, REMEMBER?
WE HAVE BEEN HERE WAY LONGER!
NOW IT'S TIME TO GO RIDE THE VOMIT COMET!
>> Madame Foster: THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME.
I JUST NEED ANOTHER MINUTE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK AROUND, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE,
I'LL BE FINISHED AND WE CAN GO ON YOUR BIG CHUNDER MOUNTAIN?
>> Bloo: VOMIT COMET!
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO MAKE YOUR TOILET-SEAT COZIES OR
WHATEVER YOU OLD PEOPLE MAKE, AND I'LL HEAD OVER TO THE FAIR?
WE'LL MEET UP LATER.
[ BELL RINGS ] HEY! WHAT THE --
>> Madame Foster: THINK YOU COULD JUST WANDER OFF ALONE, EH?
LEAVE YOUR BUDDY BEHIND?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT BEING A BUDDY MEANS?
>> Bloo: UM, NOT BEANING SOMEONE IN THE HEAD WITH A PINCUSHION?
>> Madame Foster: WRRRRONG!
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
YOU WANTED TO BE BUDDIES, AND BEING A BUDDY IS A SACRED
OATH -- NOT ONE TO BE MADE LIGHTLY.
IT IS A PACT, A COMMITMENT TO BE A TEAM!
WE ARE BUDDIES, BOUND BY AN ETERNAL BOND THAT CANNOT BE
BROKEN!
WE STICK TOGETHER!
ONE DOESN'T GO WANDERING OFF WITHOUT THE OTHER!
ONE WAITS BY HIS OR HER BUDDY WHEN SHE SAYS HE OR SHE NEEDS A
MINUTE!
YOU GOT IT?!
NOW, I ONLY NEED ONE MORE MINUTE, OKAY, BUDDY?
>> Bloo: OK-K-K-AY.
[ SIGHS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> [ ROARS ]
>> Bloo: PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE ME OUT OF HIS POLYESTER DEN OF
ANTIQUITY AND TAKE ME TO A PLACE OF JOY, A PLACE OF PEACE,
HAPPINESS, HOT DOGS, FUNNY MIRRORS, SMELLY CARNIES, AND
PUKE.
TAKE ME TO THE VOMIT COMET.
LET ME RIDE THAT MARVEL OF MAN UNTIL IT CAN BE RIDDEN NO MORE.
[ GASPS ] I BEG YOU.
CAN WE GO NOW?!
>> Madame Foster: NOT YET.
SKEDADDLE.
>> Bloo: COME O-O-O-O-O-- UGH!
[ SCREAMS ] [ SIGHS ]
[ SCREAMS ] THAT DOES IT!
>> Madame Foster: NOT YET.
>> Bloo: [ SCREAMS ] WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOREVER!
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO BE DONE?
>> Madame Foster: WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER AND PLAY WITH THE TOYS?
>> Bloo: TOYS?
THERE ARE TOYS?
WHERE?
>> Madame Foster: IN THE PLAY AREA.
>> Bloo: TOYS!
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ TOYS!
♪ DA DA DA DA DA DA DA ♪ TOYS!
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ DOOOOO.
NOPE, NO WAY.
NUH-UH.
>> THAT'S SEVEN.
>> Bloo: NO -- EIGHT.
THAT'S EIGHT.
I MOWED THE STORE EIGHT TIMES.
STUPID GUY.
HIS MOM KEPT HIM HERE SO LONG HE FORGOT HOW TO COUNT.
SEVEN TIMES...
[ SCOFFS ] >> [ MOOS ]
[ MOOS ] [ MOOS ]
[ MOOS ] >> Bloo: STUPID COW!
WHERE ARE YOU?
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
MOO YOU, TOO!
[ CRASH ] >> YELLER GOES ON TOP.
>> Bloo: UGH!
[ CLAPPING ] >> [ SNORING ]
[ CREAKING ] [ CHATTERING ]
>> Bloo: ARE YOU READY TO LEAVE YET?
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE VOMIT COMET BEFORE MAC!
>> Madame Foster: OH, NO!
THERE'LL BE NO LEAVING.
IN FACT, YOU WON'T BE LEAVING EVER AGAIN, BUDDY!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Bloo: AAAAAAAH!
>> Madame Foster: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Bloo: AAAH!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> [ SNORING ] [ ENGINE HUMS ]
[ BRAKES SQUEAK ] >> Bloo: [ GASPS ]
MAC! MAC, HELP!
HEY, OVER HERE!
BUDDY!
>> Mac: HA!
>> Bloo: YOU GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS INSTANT!
MADAME FOSTER HAS ME TRAPPED IN HERE!
YOU GOT TO SAVE ME!
[ CLICK ] [ CLANKING ]
[ CLICKING ] [ CROWD SCREAMS ]
>> Bloo: MAC!
[ CLANKING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Bloo: [ SCREAMING ] [ BELL RINGS ]
AAAAAAAH!
>> Madame Foster: OH, NO.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING YET.
YOU MUST STAY WITH YOUR BUDDY.
[ Demonic voice ] THOSE ARE THE BUDDY RULES!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Bloo: AAAAH!
>> Madame Foster: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Bloo: NOOOOOO FAAAAAIR!
[ SCREAMS ] >> [ SNORING ]
[ ENGINE HUMS ] [ BRAKES SQUEAK ]
>> Bloo: [ GASPS ] MAC! MAC!
HEY, OVER HERE!
BUDDY!
>> Mac: HA!
>> Bloo: YOU GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS INSTANT!
MADAME FOSTER HAS ME TRAPPED IN HERE!
YOU GOT TO SAVE ME!
[ CLICK ] [ CLANKING ]
[ CLICKING ] [ CROWD SCREAMS ]
>> Bloo: MAC!
THAT'S IT!
THIS IS WAR!
I WILL BARF FIRST, MAC!
OH, YES, I WILL -- WAIT, I WON'T.
DON'T YOU GET ON THAT COASTER!
>> COME ON, CHAUNCEY.
WE BETTER GET TO THE FAIR.
>> OH, THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
[ SMOOCHES ] [ BELL RINGS ]
[ CLANKING ] [ CLICKING ]
[ CROWD SCREAMS ] >> Bloo: THAT IS IT!
>> Bloo: PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO BE DONE.
MAC'S ALREADY THERE.
HE'S GONNA RIDE THE VOMIT COMET AND WIN OUR COMPETITION.
>> Madame Foster: OH, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
LET ME JUST PAY FOR THIS STUFF AND WE'LL GET YOU OVER TO THROW
UP ON YOUR ROLLER COASTER.
>> Bloo: REALLY?
YES!
♪ DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ THE VOMIT COMET!
♪ PUKING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT ♪ >> ALL RIGHT, ONE LACE
REMOTE-CONTROL CADDY, ONE PERUVIAN FLAG, ONE PEANUT THROW
PILLOW, 14 QUILTED NINJA THROWING STARS, AND A PACK OF
EXTRA-THICK BONDING.
ANYTHING ELSE?
>> Bloo: DON'T FORGET THIS.
>> AND ONE SWEATER BUTTON.
$43.75.
>> Madame Foster: OH, THANKS, BUDDY.
THAT'S WHY WE CAME IN HERE.
>> Bloo: NO PROB.
DIDN'T WANT ONE OF THOSE "WAH WAH" MOMENTS.
[ CASH REGISTER BEEPS ] NOW, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
>> OH, MY STARS, IF IT ISN'T FOSTER!
>> Madame Foster: FRIDO!
FANCY-DANCY SEEING YOU.
WHAT'S CHIRPING IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS?
>> Bloo: OH, LET'S GO, COME ON!
>> I THOUGHT I'D JUST NIP IN HERE AND WHIP UP SOMETHING FOR
WHAT'S-HER-NAME'S COUSIN OF A GRANDDAUGHTER OF A MUTUAL
FRIEND.
>> Madame Foster: NOT WHO'S-IT'S SISTER-IN-LAW'S GARDENER?
>> Bloo: LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
>> YEP, THE VERY ONE!
SHE JUST HAD THE CUTEST LITTLE BABY.
>> Madame Foster: A BABY?
OH, WON'T YOU GET OUT OF TOWN!
>> Bloo: LET'S GO! COME ON!
>> Madame Foster: WELL, THIS CALLS FOR MY WORLD-FAMOUS
BABY-BOOTEE-AND-BONNET COMBO.
COME ON, BUDDY.
WE BETTER GET SEWING.
>> Bloo: NOOO!
THE FAIR!
THE VOMIT COMET!
>> Madame Foster: JUST ONE MORE MINUTE, BUDDY!
>> Bloo: ♪ WAH WAH ♪ [ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]
[ BELL RINGS ] >> Madame Foster: UNH-UNH-UNH!
YOU STAY HERE, BUDDY!
[ BELL RINGS ] BE JUST A MINUTE.
[ TEETH CHATTERING ] [ HORN HONKS ]
[ HORNS HONKING ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Bloo: HA!
VOMIT COMET, HERE I COME!
WHAT THE -- HEY!
>> OH, THANK YOU, SONNY.
I WOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN ACROSS THIS BUSY STREET.
THANK YOU, SONNY.
[ GIRLS GIGGLING ] >> Bloo: NO, WAIT!
[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ GIRLS GIGGLING ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ SQUEAKING ] [ BABY CRIES ]
[ QUACKING, CHIRPING ] >> Bloo: FINALLY!
>> WHOA, HOLD IT, DUDE.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
>> Bloo: I'M HEADING TO THE FAIR SO I CAN RIDE THE VOMIT COMET
'CAUSE MY FRIEND MAC AND I HAVE A BET TO SEE WHO CAN GO THE
LONGEST WITHOUT RALPHING, AND SO I'VE GOTTA GET IN SINCE I CANNOT
RALPH!
>> GOOD FOR YOU!
GIVE ME 10.
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF WISE GUY?
10 BUCKS.
>> Bloo: WHAT?
10 BUCKS?
I DON'T HAVE 10 BUCKS!
>> THEN YOU AIN'T GETTING IN.
NOW, SCOOT!
[ QUACKING, CHIRPING ] >> Bloo: HERE YOU GO -- $10!
KEEP THE CHANGE.
>> HEY!
WE ONLY TAKE REAL MONEY HERE.
>> Bloo: VOMIT COMET, HERE I COME!
HA HA! WHOOO -- [ SEWING MACHINE WHIRS ]
>> Together: OOOOOH, LOOK AT THAT!
>> Bloo: BOOYAH!
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Madame Foster: HEY, A DOILY,
GIRLS!
LOOK!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] [ ENGINE REVS ]
WHERE IN SAN DIEGO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, BUDDY?
>> EXCUSE ME.
YOU TRYING TO DITCH?
YOU GOT TO PAY FOR ALL THAT FABRIC YOUR BUDDY USED.
>> Madame Foster: YOU'RE BREAKING YOUR SACRED OATH!
>> THAT'LL BE $478.80.
>> Madame Foster: WHAT?!
OH, I'M GONNA HURL.
>> Bloo: YOO-HOO-HOO!
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪
VOMIT COMET!
>> Madame Foster: YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT, BLOO!
YOU MADE A SOUL-BINDING PACT!
>> Bloo: SEE YOU AT THE FAIR, BUDDY!
[ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] >> I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!
NO ONE GETS PAST ME!
NO FAIR!
>> Bloo: YES, FAIR!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] THE VOMIT COMET!
HA HA!
TAKE THAT, MAC!
I WILL TAME THIS MIGHTY BEAST!
[ SCREAMS ] >> Mac: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE
BEEN IN THIS LINE SINCE WE GOT HERE.
WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE NEXT.
>> GOODY...GUM...DROPS.
>> Wilt: YEAH, IT HAS BEEN A LONG WAIT.
>> Khones: SORRY?
IS THAT OKAY?
>> Mr. Herriman: I SAY, AFTER THIS, WE SHOULD RIDE THE DEAD
MAN RAPIDS.
>> Ed: CAN'T WE JUST GO MAKE ANGELS OUT OF THE SPUN SUGAR?
[ ALL GROANING ] >> WHAT IS THAT?
OHHH...
>> Bloo: AHHH...OHHH...
EXCUSE ME.
>> Mac: WHOO-HOO!
I WIN!
>> Bloo: [ VOMITS ] >> Mac: ♪ WAH WAH ♪
>> Mac: HA! THAT WAS AMAZING!
EVEN BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE!
[ COUNTER CLICKING ] YES, NUMBER 56!
BLOO, COME ON!
YOU WANT TO COME THIS TIME?
>> Bloo: NO, NO.
YOU KIDS GO AND HAVE YOUR FUN.
>> Mac: SUIT YOURSELF.
WHOOOO!
[ ROCKING CHAIR CREAKS ]