[BELL RINGS]
[KEYS JINGLING]
[BELL RINGS]
[KEYS JINGLING]
[BELL RINGS]
[KEYS JINGLING]
[BELL RINGS]
[KEYS JINGLING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
AAH!
BLOO?
HEY, MAC.
POTATO CHIP?
- IT FELL ON THE FLOOR, BUT TWO - SECOND RULE.
WELL, 14 SECOND RULE.
HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?
- >> STOLE THE HOUSE KEY FROM - YOUR BACKPACK AND MADE A COPY.
WHY?
IT'S ONE A.M.
DUH! YOU CAN'T HAVE A
SLUMBER PARTY IN THE DAYTIME.
WHAT SLUMBER PARTY?
THIS ONE.
NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO PARTY.
YOU HAVE TO GO NOW.
- IF MY MOM CATCHES YOU HERE, - I'LL GET IN SO MUCH SO TROUBLE.
WHY?
- >> BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO - GIVE YOU UP, BECAUSE SHE SAID I
WAS TOO OLD FOR YOU.
- THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON YOU - WENT TO LIVE AT FOSTER'S,
REMEMBER?
UH, NOT REALLY.
GO HOME!
FINE.
GUYS, MAC SAYS WE'VE GOT TO GO.
SAY, "CHEESE," SENOR MAC!
YOU INVITED WILT, ED, AND
COCO OVER, TOO?
NO. NOT COCO.
IT'S BOYS ONLY.
- >> THIS IS A REALLY NICE PLACE, - MAC.
NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED.
- I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU TO LIVE IN - A NICE PLACE TO BE A NICE
PERSON.
- I MEAN, THAT ISN'T TO SAY NICE - PEOPLE CAN'T LIVE IN NICE
PLACES, TOO, THOUGH.
LIKE YOU, FOR EXAMPLE, BECAUSE
YOU'RE A NICE PERSON.
- >> I'M SORRY. DOES THAT MAKE - SENSE?
NO.
[CAMERA FLASHES]
ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I AM MAKING PHOTOGRAPHIC
MEMORIES FOR THE FRIENDS AT
FOSTER'S WHO WERE NOT INVITED.
NOBODY WAS...
NOBODY WAS INVITED, AND YOU
ALL NEED TO GO NOW BEFORE MY
MOM WAKES UP.
YOU WANT US TO WALK HOME ON
THE DARK CITY STREETS ALONE?
YOU GOT HERE BY WALKING ON
THE DARK CITY STREETS ALONE.
EXACTLY.
- WE ALREADY STUCK OUR NECKS OUT - FOR YOU ONCE.
BESIDES, ABOUT NOW'S WHEN THE
VAMPIRES COME OUT.
VAMPIRES?
SURE. VAMPIRES AND
WEREWOLVES AND POSSUMS.
NO. NO, SENOR MAC!
I NO WANT BE EATEN BY OPOSSUMS.
THEY ARE CREEPY!
- THEY ARE PART RAT AND PART - KANGAROO!
[SOBBING]
SHH, SHH!
ED, BE QUIET, PLEASE!
YOU CAN STAY IF YOU WANT.
JUST PLEASE BE QUIET.
GRACIAS, SENOR MAC.
MY MOM GETS UP AT 5:00.
I'LL SET MY ALARM FOR 4:30 SO
WE CAN WAKE UP AND SNEAK YOU
GUYS BACK.
WHOA-HO-HO-HO!
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SLEEP.
IT'S A SLUMBER PARTY, MAC.
YOU KNOW WHAT SLUMBER MEANS?
IT MEANS TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT.
BUT I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?
- >> YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP IF YOU - WANT TO, MAC.
WE CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES.
SI.
YEAH. WE'LL BE FINE.
[CHUCKLING]
NO WAY!
WE STAY UP TOGETHER.
AAH!
[SQUEAKING]
[BELL RINGS]
HI, THERE, SLEEPYHEAD.
SHH! WILT, STOP.
- >> I'M SORRY, MAC, BUT I NEED - TO SCRUB HARD IF I'M GONNA GET
THESE CLEAN.
DON'T CLEAN THEM.
I COULDN'T DO THAT.
THEY'RE PRETTY DIRTY.
NOT THAT IT'S YOUR MOM'S FAULT.
SHE WORKS SO HARD.
- I'M SURE SHE'D GET TO THEM IF - SHE COULD.
SENOR MAC!
STOP RUNNING THIS INSTANT!
IS THIS YOU AS A LITTLE
BABY, SENOR MAC?
YES.
YOU SO SMALL, YOU TAKE A
BATH IN THE SINK.
LOOK AT YOUR TINY BABY BUTT.
THE FOSTER FRIENDS, THEY LOVE
THE BABY BUTTS.
ED, PLEASE.
WHERE'S BLOO?
[SNORING]
AAH!
[BIONIC CLICKING]
BACK OFF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU TOTALLY RUINED MY PRANK.
NOW I GOT TO DO IT ALL OVER!
YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING.
GET OUT OF HERE!
YOU GET OUT.
I WAS HERE FIRST.
I GIVE UP.
OUT OF THE BEDROOM.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
[BABBLING]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT
TO ME.
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE...
YOU ALMOST WOKE TERRENCE UP,
- AND IF HE WAKES UP, HE'S GOING - TO TELL MOM...
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
[VACUUM STOPS]
PLEASE DON'T VACUUM.
OH, SURE. NO PROBLEM, MAC.
[CAMERA FLASHING]
ED, GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS MY MOM'S ROOM.
OH, SENOR MAC, THIS IS YOUR
MADRE?
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.
[GROANS]
YOU'RE LEAVING.
BUT, SENOR MAC, I HAVE NOT
PHOTOGRAPHED THE CLOSET.
[WHOOSH]
NO!
YOU TOTALLY RUINED MY PRANK
AGAIN!
I TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT.
- >> YOU TOLD ME TO CUT IT OUT TO - TERRENCE.
[BABBLING]
SENOR MAC, I MUST PHOTOGRAPH
THE CLOSET.
- I PROMISED THE FOSTER'S FRIENDS - I'D TAKE PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES
OF ALL THE ROOMS IN THE HOUSE.
FINE, BUT MAKE IT FAST AND
TURN THE FLASH OFF.
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
[GROANS]
MUCHO BETTER.
BLOO!
IT'S NOT GONNA COME OUT.
GRACIAS.
STOP IT!
MAYBE I JUST USE THE FLASH.
NO!
[SCRAPING]
THAT'S A KEEPER.
WILT!
HEY, MAC.
- YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW DIRTY - IT IS UNDER HERE.
I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S EVER BEEN CLEANED.
LOOK. A MAGNET.
PULL IT OUT SOME MORE, WILT!
[SCRAPING]
STOP!
GUYS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THIS IS REALLY SERIOUS.
MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW I GO TO
FOSTER'S EVERY DAY.
- IF SHE WAKES UP AND SEES YOU - HERE, SHE'LL KNOW AND SHE MIGHT
NEVER LET ME GO BACK.
YOU MEAN, WE NEVER, EVER SEE
YOU EVER AGAIN?
[SOBBING]
AAH!
SHH, SHH, ED!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL US
TO BE QUIET BEFORE?
DON'T YOU WORRY, MAC.
- FROM HERE ON OUT, YOU WON'T - HEAR A...
[THUMPING]
COCO COCO CO.
MAC, MAC, MAC!
YOU LET US IN THERE RIGHT NOW,
YOU INSENSITIVE MACHO PIG.
- YOU EVER HEARD OF EVERYBODY'S - EQUAL RIGHTS?
- >> COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO - COCO!
SHH!
DON'T "SHH" US.
THIS ISN'T THE 1950s, YOU KNOW.
- THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY IN THE - GOOD OLD U.S. OF A OF AMERICA,
YOU BIG KNUCKLEHEAD!
COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO
COCO!
GOO, THAT'S NOT MY DOOR!
WILL YOU SPEAK UP?
I CAN'T HEAR A THING YOU'RE
SAYING.
WELL, HELLO, THERE.
WHAT CAN I DO YOU GALS FOR?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HE'S BEEN HAVING THE WORST
INSOMNIA.
GO HOME!
NOT UNTIL YOU LET US INTO
YOUR PARTY.
THERE'S NO PARTY!
I TOLD YOU NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
- >> COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO - COCO!
BLOO, GET BACK INSIDE!
I KNEW THERE WAS A PARTY.
HOLA, COCO!
HOLA GOO!
- >> COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO - COCO!
- >> I'M SORRY, MAC, BUT WHY - CAN'T THEY COME IN?
BECAUSE THEY'RE LADIES.
DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH A BUNCH OF LADIES?
LADIES BELONG IN THE LADIES'
ROOM, NOT MAC'S APARTMENT!
- >> WE AREN'T IN CAVES IRONING - SHIRTS ANYMORE.
- WOMEN DESERVE FREE AND EQUAL - TREATMENT, AS STATED IN THE
- EVOLUTION OF THE UNITED STATES - OF AMERICA, HOME OF THE FREE
AND THE BRAVE!
♪ O, SAY, CAN YOU SEE? ♪
SHH, SHH!
ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN COME IN IF
YOU JUST BE QUIET.
THANK YOU.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
EVER HEARD OF LADIES FIRST?
COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO!
SO, LISTEN. MY MOM AND
BROTHER ARE STILL ASLEEP, SO
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE VERY...
MAC, THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE?
- THIS IS LIKE MY DREAM - APARTMENT, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF
- THIS COLOR WALLS, MINE ARE - MACARONI YELLOW, AND INSTEAD OF
- THE SECOND FLOOR, IT WOULD BE - DEEP UNDERGROUND, AND INSTEAD
- OF THAT CEILING, IT WOULD BE - GLASS SO YOU COULD WATCH MOLTEN
- LAVA FLOW BUY IN THE EARTH'S - CORE AND STUDY IT LIKE A
GEOLOGIST.
[GROANING]
DIZZY.
HEH HEH!
YOU WANT TO SEE SENOR MAC'S
TINY BABY BUTT?
NO, SHE DOESN'T.
- >> WHAT KIND OF BOY STUFF HAVE - YOU BEEN DOING SO FAR?
- FIGHTING, PLAYING WITH DIRT, OR - EATING STEAKS?
WE'RE NOT TELLING.
- >> I CLEANED THE LIVING ROOM - AND KITCHEN.
I'M TAKING PHOTOS TO MAKE
MEMORIES WE CAN TREASURE ALWAYS.
COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO!
HEY. YEAH. WHAT A BUNCH OF
GIRLS.
WE ARE NOT!
YOU'RE THE GIRL, GIRL!
OH YEAH, HUH, HUH?
- AT LEAST I DO REAL STUFF AT MY - SLUMBER PARTY.
YOU NAME IT, WE'LL DO IT.
TRUTH OR DARE?
OK, BUT CAN WE PLEASE PLAY
QUIETLY?
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY, SO I GO
FIRST.
I'LL DO IT.
ED.
PRESENT.
I'LL TOTALLY EAT A BUG!
BLOO, BE QUIET, OR YOU CAN'T
PLAY.
ALL RIGHT, ED.
TRUTH OR DARE?
I PICK THE TRUTH.
WHAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME?
MELINDA?
WRONG!
I DON'T HAVE ONE.
BOYS LOSE 10 POINTS.
COCO COCO CO!
- >> THERE'S NO POINTS IN TRUTH - OR DARE.
BOYS LOSE 20 POINTS.
GOO, THERE'S NO POINTS.
30!
KEEP IT UP, MAC.
I CAN GO ALL NIGHT.
STOP IT. WE'RE GONNA LOSE.
ALL RIGHT, ED.
YOU ANSWERED WRONG, SO YOU GET
DARE.
GO IN THE KITCHEN AND GET US
SNACKS.
GOO, PLEASE.
IT'S OK, SENOR MAC.
I'LL BE MUI, MUI QUEDA.
[POPCORN POPPING]
AAH! NO!
NO WAY! YOU'RE NOT COSTING
US ANY MORE POINTS.
[GRUNTING]
[MICROWAVE BEEPING]
PHEW.
[BLENDER RUNNING]
NO!
ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE FOR
YOU, AND ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE
FOR YOU.
IT'S 3 A.M., ED.
I DON'T WANT A SMOOTHIE.
NOT BAD.
BOYS GET 3 POINTS.
YES!
YOUR TURN TO PICK, ED.
SENOR BLOO.
- >> I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING - IN THE WORLD!
ASK MAC'S MOM IF SHE WANTS
HIS SMOOTHIE.
AAH!
LET ME GO!
THE BOYS HAVE TO WIN!
YOU'RE NOT WAKING UP MY MOM!
- >> MAC, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA - EVEN LET US DO THIS, WHAT IS
EVEN THE POINT?
- BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY - POINTLESS PLAYING THIS GAME.
- OOH! KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO - INSTEAD?
SEANCE.
ANCE! I SAID IT FIRST!
BOYS WIN!
NO.
A SEANCE IS WHEN WE CONJURE UP
SPIRITS FROM THE GREAT BEYOND
- AND TALK TO THEM LIKE NORMAL - PEOPLE, EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT
NORMAL BECAUSE THEIR DEAD.
WHY IS THEY DEAD?
WHO KNOWS?
- OLD AGE, OR THEY PUT A JET - ENGINE IN THEIR CAR, OR THEY
WERE ATTACKED BY POSSUMS!
OOH! MAYBE THEY HAD A PIECE OF
POPCORN STUCK IN THEIR THROAT,
AND THEY WERE LIKE.
[GAGGING]
GOO, I DON'T THINK A SEANCE
- IS THE BEST... - >> CHILL OUT, MR. LIBRARIAN.
IT'S TALKING TO DEAD PEOPLE.
HOW LOUD COULD THAT BE?
OHHH!
SPIRITS FROM THE GREAT BEYOND,
SPEAK TO US.
- >> GOO, YOU SAID THIS WAS GOING - TO BE QUIET!
AFTER WE WAKE THEM FROM
THEIR ETERNAL SLUMBER, YA-HUH.
OHHH!
- >> CAN WE AT LEAST GO BACK IN - MY ROOM?
SO THE SPIRITS HAVE TO COME
ALL THE WAY BACK FROM THE DEAD
AND FIND YOUR ROOM?
CUT THEM SOME SLACK, MAC.
OHHH!
STOP! STOP!
- THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS - SPIRITS.
- YOU'RE JUST MAKING UNNECESSARY - NOISE.
[HOWLING]
BLOO!
IT WASN'T ME.
[HOWLING]
THE SPRIT!
HE IS HERE, DOING THAT.
[CLUCKING]
SPIRIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM US?
I LIKE CEREAL.
IT'S NO SPIRIT GHOST.
IT'S SENOR CHEESE.
SAY, "CHEESE," CHEESE.
AAH!
SHH!
I GET IT.
YOU SEND ME AWAY TO FOSTER'S,
BUT THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR
CHEESE.
CHEESE DOESN'T LIVE WITH ME.
- HE BELONGS TO MY NEIGHBOR - LOUISE.
COCO COCO CO?
YES. CHEESE LOUISE.
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK.
- >> I CAN GET YOU SOME CHOCOLATE - MILK.
WILT, NO.
CHEESE, GO HOME.
NOOOOOOOO!
SHH! OK, OK.
YOU CAN STAY.
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
NO. CHOCOLATE MILK!
- >> I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S WHAT I - GAVE YOU.
I CAN ADD MORE SYRUP IF YOU...
CHOCOLATE MILK.
COCO COCO COCO COCO.
CHOCOLATE MILK!
COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO!
SHH! COCO, JUST GIVE HIM ONE
SIP.
CO.
[SLURPING]
AAH!
COOL! BRAIN FREEZE!
LET ME TRY THAT.
AAH!
WILL YOU BOTH BE QUIET?
COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO!
THIS GHOST IS STUPID.
I'M GONNA GET A NEW ONE.
OHHH!
GUYS, I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T
THINK THAT'S VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
STOP, STOP!
STOP AND BE QUIET, OR YOU'RE
GONNA WAKE EVERYBODY UP!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
THIS IS A DREAM.
YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DREAM.
TICKTOCK, TICKTOCK,
TICKTOCK, TICKTOCK, TICKTOCK,
TICKTOCK...
[SLURPING]
AHH.
TICKTOCK, TICKTOCK,
TICKTOCK...
[HORN HONKS]
[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]
WHAT DID I EAT LAST NIGHT?
[BEEPING]
[HORN HONKS]
SLEEP TIGHT.
CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED.
[HORN HONKS]
WHERE'D YOU GET A TWO-PERSON
BICYCLE?
UM, HELLO?
- HOW DO YOU THINK WE GOT OVER - HERE?
DUH!
[HONKING]
[SNORING]
WAIT A MINUTE!
AAH!
THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE.
- YOU'VE ALL GOT TO BE QUIET... - >> I KNEW IT!
YEAH-EAH-EAH!
MOM IS GONNA KILL YOU.
MO...
QUIET, DOGGY.
SHH!
[ALARM BUZZES]
IT'S 5:00.
MY MOM'S GETTING UP.
I'LL DISTRACT HER.
YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM.
HEH. MORNING, MOM. SLEEP WELL?
- MAYBE YOU WANT TO SLEEP A - LITTLE MORE.
I WISH I COULD, HONEY.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
SHOWER.
YOU CAN'T!
WHY?
- >> BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE - THERE'S NO HOT WATER.
THIS BUILDING HAS MORE
PROBLEMS.
GUESS I'LL GET DRESSED.
I'LL GUARD THE DOOR IN CASE
ANYONE COMES IN.
STAY DOWN!
AAH!
[FAKE COUGHING]
[THUNK]
BOY, IT'S HOT IN HERE.
I'LL TURN ON THE A.C. TO MAKE
IT LOUDER... I MEAN, COOLER.
I'M SORRY, BUT...
YOU NEED TO CUT THAT OUT.
PLEASE. YOUR MOM WORKS HARD
MAKING A NICE HOME, AND YOU
SHOULD TREAT IT WITH... RESPECT.
LET GO OF MY MEMORIES!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOE?
BLOO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHERE'S TERRENCE?
IT'S OK.
ED KNOCKED HIM OUT.
I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND
SAY WHAT A GOOD TIME THE
FELLAS AND I HAD...
GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
HONEY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
I SAID, UH, "THIS ROOM NEEDS
A SECRET COMPARTMENT."
ANYHOO, WE SHOULD REALLY DO
THIS AGAIN SOMETIME.
NEVER AGAIN!
TOMORROW, THEN.
LEAVE NOW.
[WHISTLING]
[HORN HONKS]
PHEW.
FOUND IT, MOM.
- >> YOU SURE MAC INVITED US OVER - TOMORROW NIGHT?
- >> SURE, AND WE CAN BRING THE - WHOLE HOUSE.
- HE SAID, "THE MORE, THE - MERRIER."
- >> I CANNOT WAIT TO SHARE MY - MEMORIES WITH THE OTHER
FOSTER'S FRIENDS.
OH! MY MEMORIES!
I FORGOT THEM!
THAT'S SILLY, ED.
- NO ONE CAN TAKE AWAY YOUR - MEMORIES.
NO. THE PHOTOGRAPHIC
MEMORIES I TAKE ALL NIGHT!
THEY ARE STILL...
[HORN HONKING]
WHEE!
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
HA HA HA!
COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO!
I LEFT THE KEY INSIDE!
MAC!
YEAH?
DID YOU CLEAN THE APARTMENT?
UH..
THAT IS SO SWEET!
- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN UP HALF THE - NIGHT.
I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
OH, SHOOT! I NEED TO GO.
SEE YOU TONIGHT, HONEY.
IT'S OK, SENOR MAC.
WE GET THEM.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
[BANG]
WAIT A MINUTE!
I FORGOT MY PURSE.
LOVE YOU.
I DIDN'T DO IT!
MUST HAVE BEEN MAC'S FRIENDS.
- THAT'S HOW THEY GOT IN THE - HOUSE.
WHAT FRIENDS?
HIS IMAGINARY ONES.
HE HAD THEM ALL OVER LAST NIGHT.
- THERE WAS THE PURPLE SPANISH - ONE, AND THIS RED GUY WITH ONE
ARM, AND THIS GIRL AND AN
AIRPLANE BIRD THING RIDING A
BICYCLE ALL OVER THE LIVING
ROOM, AND BLOO WAS BACK, TOO.
MAC DIDN'T GIVE HIM UP AT ALL.
TERRENCE, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
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