[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Mac: WHAT IS THAT?
Bloo: I... DON'T... KNOW.
Mac: IS THAT...
CHEESE?
Bloo: DON'T TOUCH IT!
IT MIGHT BITE BACK!
- [ SLOOP! ] - >> Mac: EAT IT!
Bloo: HUH? NO WAY!
Mac: WHAT? IT'S JUST CHEESE.
Bloo: WITH AN AFRO.
Mac: OH, COME ON.
I DARE YA.
Bloo: W-WHAT?
Mac: [ Deep voice ] I DARE
YOU.
Bloo: HOW DARE YOU.
Mac: [ Normal voice ] NO.
DARE YOU.
Bloo: [ SHUDDERS ]
[ WARBLE! ]
I CAN'T.
Mac: WHY?
Bloo: IT SMILED AT ME.
Mac: BLOO, I DON'T THINK YOU
UNDERSTAND.
THIS IS A DARE, AND A DARE ISN'T
SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
IT IS A BOND.
ONCE DARED, THE DAREE MUST
ALWAYS DO.
Bloo: FINE. I'LL DO IT.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, RIGHT?
PEOPLE IN FRANCE PAY BIG MONEY
FOR THIS STUFF.
Mac: OUI.
Bloo: VIVA LA FRANCE!
UH... UH... EH...
[ SPLOOSH! ]
[ SPROING! ]
Mac: GROSS!
HOW IS IT?
Bloo: LIKE EATING BURNT HAIR.
Mac: [ LAUGHS ]
Bloo: BURNT MONKEY HAIR
AND...
OLIVE... NO WAIT... MM...
MOTOR OIL.
EH.
40 WEIGHT.
Mac: [ LAUGHS ]
BRAVO, SIR. BRAVO.
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE...
Bloo: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOUR TURN.
[ WHOOP! ]
[ GLASS CLANKING ]
[ GURGLE! ]
Mac: UNH-UNH!
Bloo: I DARE YOU.
Mac: [ GULPS ]]
FINE.
Bloo: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
Mac: AAH! YUCK!
IT TASTES LIKE CAMEL SPIT.
Bloo: YES! MORE!
LET'S DO MORE!
Mac: OKAY. YOUR TURN.
- [ BLONK! ] - [ BLAM! ]
Bloo: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Mac: OF COURSE NOT.
BUT YOU WOULD.
- [ CREAK! ] - [ CREAK! ]
[ POING! POING! ]
Bloo: HEY, JIMMY.
NEED SOME HELP WITH THOSE?
UNH! UNH! UNH!
Mac: HAS IT REALLY BEEN A
YEAR SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR SHOES
OFF?
REALLY? TWO?
Bloo: AAH! EH! AAH!
[ CREAK! ]
[ BOOM! ]
[ WHEEZING ]
[ THUD! ]
AAH!
[ COUGHS ]
[ CREAK! ]
[ BOING! ]
[ WHOOP! ]
Mac: UH-OH.
OH, NO!
Bloo: "DARE" YOU GO.
- >> Mac: BUT THAT'S NOT COOL, - BLOO.
- >> Bloo: NO ONE SAID DARES WERE - COOL, MAC.
IF THEY WERE, THEY WOULD BE
CALLED SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE
"JAZZ."
Ed: [ SLURPS ]
OH, HOLA, SEÑOR MAC.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?
Mac: [ SIGHS ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
Ed: [ GASPS ]
SEÑOR MAC!
Mac: YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM!
Ed: PLEASE! NO!
YOU IS RUINING EVERYTHING!
- [ SMASH! ] - >> Ed: MINDY!
NO!
[ Crying ] PLEASE, SEÑOR MAC!
PLEASE!
NO!
Mac: SORRY! SORRY, SORRY!
ED, I'M SO SORRY.
PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET.
Ed: WHY?! WHY?!
WHY DO YOU DO IT?!
YOU KNOW MINDY HAS WEAK KNEES!
- [ SOBS ] - >> Mac: IT WAS JUST A DARE.
THAT'S ALL.
Ed: [ SNIFFLES ]
A... DARE?
Mac: YEAH.
BLOO DARED ME TO DO IT.
LOOK, IF IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL
ANY BETTER, WHY DON'T YOU DARE
US TO DO SOMETHING?
Ed: OH, I WOULDN'T DARE.
Mac: NO, IT'S OKAY.
- >> Bloo: JUST MAKE IT A GOOD - ONE.
Ed: OH, UM...
HMM...
OKAY.
I HAVE GOT IT.
[ SPROING! ]
I HAVE DARE YOU TO...
APOLOGIZE TO MINDY.
Mac: SORRY, MINDY.
Bloo: YEAH. WHAT HE SAID.
Ed: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, THAT'S CRAZY!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DO IT!
Bloo: OKAY, ED, YOUR TURN.
Mac: [ WHISPERING ]
Bloo: [ WHISPERING ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
EDUARDO, WE DARE YOU TO GIVE
WILT A FLAT TIRE.
[ SLOOP! ]
JUST STEP ON HIS SHOE AND
FLAT-TIRE HIM.
Wilt: EDUARDO?
I'M SORRY, BUT WHAT ARE YOU...
Ed: NO! NO!!
IT IS BLOO AND SEÑOR MAC!
THEY DARE ME TO DO A FLAT TIRE!
[ WAILING ]
Wilt: DARE?
Mac: SORRY, WILT.
WE'RE JUST DARING EACH OTHER.
Bloo: AND H-E-E-E FAILED!
Wilt: I'M SORRY.
- GIVING SOMEONE IN HIGH-TOPS A - FLAT TIRE ISN'T EASY.
IN FACT, I THINK IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE.
Bloo: SHA!
I DARE YOU TO COME UP WITH A
BETTER DARE.
- >> Wilt: [ SLOOP! ] - [ TING! ]
OKAY.
- >> Bloo: UNPLUG THE TV IN THE - REC ROOM?
WHATEVER.
[ INDISTINCT COMPLAINING ]
WHAT THE HECK?!
WE'VE BEEN PLAYING THAT GAME FOR
NINE HOURS!
Bloo: UH...
WILT DARED ME TO DO IT!
OH, HE DID, DID HE?
WELL, WILT, I DARE YOU TO...
EAT JACKIE'S SANDWICH!
[ ALL GASP ]
[ THUMP ]
- >> Wilt: I'M SORRY, BUT THAT - SEEMS...
DANGEROUS?
Wilt: MORE LIKE A DEATH WISH.
Mac: COME ON, WILT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
All: WILT! WILT! WILT! WILT!
- >> Wilt: [ SIGHS ] - IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU ALL.
Bloo: BYE!
- >> Khones: [ SLURPS ] - [ SPROING! ]
PICKLE!
[ CHATTER! CHATTER! CHATTER! ]
Wilt: OOM...
[ GULPS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
Khones: [ CHOMPING ]
[ PLUNK! ]
Bloo: WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T EAT IT?!
Khones: EAT WHAT?
Bloo: YOUR SANDWICH.
WE DARED WILT TO EAT YOUR
SANDWICH, AND HE DIDN'T DO IT!
Khones: YOU WHAT?!
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT A DARE.
THAT'S A DEATH WISH.
Wilt: TOLD YOU.
Khones: YOU WANT A DARE?
I'LL GIVE YOU A DARE.
I DARE ONE OF Y'ALL TO STEAL
MADAME FOSTER'S GOLD-PLATED
DENTURES.
[ ALL GASP ]
[ CRUNCH! ]
Bloo: I...
NOMINATE MAC.
All: MAC! MAC! MAC! MAC! MAC!
Mac: WHAT IF SHE'S IN THERE?
Bloo: IMPROVISE.
YOU GOT ANY SLEEPING GAS?
[ SLOOP! ]
[ LOCK JIGGLES ]
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
[ SLOOP! ]
[ SWISH! SWISH! ]
[ FLOORBOARDS CREAK ]
[ POING! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
- [ WHISH! ] - >> Mac: WHEW.
Madame Foster: THIEF!
YOU BETTER DROP THAT GRILLE,
BUCKO!
[ ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ CHEERING STOPS ]
All: OH, MY GOSH!
Madame Foster: OHH, I AM SO
ASHAMED OF YOU ALL.
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW
BETTER THAN TO RUN AROUND THE
HOUSE DARING WILLY-NILLY.
WHAT? WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
Mac: SHH! QUIET, WILLY.
Madame Foster: I THOUGHT I
RAN A BETTER HOME THAN THAT,
WHERE FRIENDS KNEW THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND
WRONG.
- YOU THINK IT'S RIGHT TO JUST - RANDOMLY DARE YOUR FELLOW
FRIENDS TO DO FOOLISH THINGS
WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCES?
NO! IT'S WRONG!
THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT IS TO...
WIN!
WIN AT ALL COST!
ELIMINATION ROUNDS!
TAKE NO PRISONERS!
EVERY FRIEND FOR HIMSELF!
HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPECT TO BE THE
WINNER OF THE FOSTER'S
FIRST-EVER DARE CUP TOURNAMENT?!
FRIENDS WILL BE DRAWN TO BATTLE
EACH OTHER.
EACH WILL BE GIVEN A DARE.
WHOEVER REFUSES TO DO'S HIS
LOSES!
[ ALL CHEER ]
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY.
TODAY'S NOT SUNDAY, BUT FRIENDS
FROM ALL OVER THE HOUSE HAVE
JOINED TOGETHER FOR THE
FIRST-EVER FOSTER'S DARE CUP
TOURNAMENT.
THEY WILL ENDURE INTENSE
PHYSICAL TRIALS, FACE
LIFE-CHANGING HUMILIATION...
AND MAYBE EAT A WORM.
Coco: [ GULPS ]
Madame Foster: ALL FOR THE
CHANCE OF WINNING THE TITLE
"ULTIMATE DARE MASTER"!
LET THE DARES BEGIN!
ROUND ONE... BLOPPYPANTS vs.
PREPARATION APE.
Frankie: AAH! HEY!
[ SIZZLE! CRACKLE! ]
[ TWITCH! TWITCH! ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ BLURT! BLURT! BLURT! ]
Madame Foster: WINNER...
BLOPPYPANTS.
ROUND 2... BLOO vs.
RODNEY SQUIDDLEBEAK.
- [ BATS SCREECHING ] - >> Bloo: WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
- >> Madame Foster: WINNER... - BLOO.
ROUND 3... MAC vs. YOGI BOO BOO.
PLAYERS, TO THE READY.
DARE!
Yogi: MAC!
I DARE YOU TO...
EH, TO...
[ ALL SHOUTING SUGGESTIONS ]
Ed: MAKE HIM EAT SOMETHING!
GIVE HIM A MOHAWK.
MAKE HIM ADMIT HE LOVES
SOMEONE.
Bloo: MAKE IT FRANKIE.
HE LOVES FRANKIE.
- HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO THAT - ONE.
Mac: BLOO!
Bloo: HE'S HAD A CRUSH ON HER
LIKE FOREVER.
Mac: NUH-UNH! I DO NOT!
Bloo: I'VE SEEN IT WRITTEN ON
HIS NOTEBOOKS... "MAC FOSTER."
[ Chanting ] MAC AND FRANKIE
SITTING IN A TREE,
C-I-S... S-Y-M-P.
Yogi: YES, YES! WHAT HE SAID!
I HEREBY DARE YOU TO TELL
MISS FRANCIS THAT YOU HAVE VERY
MUCH AFFECTION FOR HER.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ BOING! ]
Madame Foster: MAC, WHAT'LL
IT BE?
[ SCARY NOISE ON TV ]
[ P-P-P-POING! ]
Mac: I... I...
- [ SIGHS ] - I ACCEPT.
[ ALL CHEER ]
Yogi: OH, I CAN'T WATCH.
Bloo: ME NEITHER.
Mac: UH...
[ WHISH! WHISH! ]
GRR!
- [ SQUEAKS ] - >> Frankie: HEY, MAC.
Mac: HI... FRANKIE.
I...
Frankie: WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE... ARE YOU OKAY?
Mac: I... I...
[ WHISH! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ SLOOP! ]
I JUST... WANTED TO SAY...
Frankie: YEAH?
Mac: I... I... LIKE...
I MEAN, LOVE... UM... YOU.
[ WHIP! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
Frankie: OH, MAC.
THAT'S SO SWEET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ ZOOP! ]
- [ ZIP! ] - >> Frankie: DID SOMEONE PUT YOU
UP TO THIS?
Mac: YES! IT WAS A DARE!
I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF IT!
A-A DARE. JUST A DARE.
Frankie: I THOUGHT SO.
- >> Mac: WELL, UH, SORRY TO HAVE - BOTHERED YOU.
YOU KNOW DARES.
PSSH!
UH, OKAY. SEE YA.
Bloo: [ LAUGHING ]
[ SCREECH! ]
[ DISTORTED LAUGHTER ]
Wilt: WAY TO GO, MAC!
Ed: Sí. I AM PROUD OF YOU.
Bloo: WELL-PLAYED, BUDDY.
- YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS - LOSER OUT EASY.
AND WHO KNOWS... YOU KEEP IT UP,
YOU MIGHT JUST MEET ME IN THE
FINALS.
- >> Mac: YOU CAN COUNT ON IT, - BUDDY.
- [ POINK! ] - >> Madame Foster: DARE... MAC!
Mac: KISS SAM BURGER!
Yogi: BECAUSE OF MY
VEGETARIAN BELIEFS, I REGRET
THAT I MUST SAY "NO."
Madame Foster: THE REFUSER IS
THE LOSER.
[ ALL CHEER ]
Wilt: I'M SORRY, BUT THAT WAS
RUTHLESS, MAC.
Mac: YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN'
YET.
SHRED HERRIMAN'S FILES!
- [ WHIP! ] - [ ZIP! ]
[ ZOOP! ]
[ WHIP! ]
EAT BLOPPYPANTS' MEXICAN
COOKING!
[ FLUME! ]
[ SPLAT! ]
TATTOO THE DECLARATION OF
INDEPENDENCE ON YOUR BACK!
[ NEEDLE BUZZING ]
[ SWOON! ]
LOSERS!
[ High-pitched ] WON'T YOU GIVE
TO THIS WORTHWHILE CAUSE?
- [ ZOOP! ] - [ BLIP! BLIP! BLIP! ]
[ DOINK! DOINK! DOINK! DOINK! ]
[ WHIP! ]
- [ PLUNK! ] - [ SPROING! ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Bloo: HACKY SACK FOR AN HOUR
STRAIGHT!
- [ CLICK, STOPWATCH TICKING ] - [ DROOP! ]
EAT A BARREL OF PICKLES!
- KNOCK THIS BATTERY OFF MY - SHOULDER!
- [ BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING! ] - [ WHIP! ]
- >> [ BLOWS NOSE ] - [ SQUISH! ]
- [ SPLAT! ] - [ ALL CHEER ]
Madame Foster: DARE... MAC!
Mac: I DARE YOU EAT A HOT DOG
WITHOUT MUSTARD!
- [ WHIP! ] - >> Khones: I'M OUT.
Madame Foster: REFUSER!
WINNER... MAC!
[ ALL CHEER ]
WHOO-HOO!
MAC IS OUR FIRST FINALIST!
LET'S SEE WHO WILL FACE THE
"RED MENACE" IN THE FINALS.
SEMIFINAL... BLOO vs. WILT.
- [ ALL CHEER ] - >> Madame Foster: DARE... BLOO!
Bloo: I DARE YOU TO GO OVER
TO OLD MAN RIVERS' HOUSE AND
ROLL AROUND ON HIS...
FRESHLY CUT LAWN.
YOU IMAGINARIES...
- >> Bloo: AND DON'T SAY YOU'RE - SORRY!
YOU'RE BEHIND THIS,
FOSTER, TELLING YOUR IMAGINARIES
TO STEP ON MY LAWN JUST TO DRIVE
ME CRAZY!
Wilt: SORRY!
Madame Foster: RRREFUSER!
WINNER... BLOO.
[ IMAGINARY FRIENDS CHEER ]
Bloo: NA-NA-NA-NAH.
NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NAH.
TOO-TOO-TO-TOO TO-TOO-TOO!
[ Cheering ] DARE ME, DARE YOU.
I'M IN THE FINALS! WHOO-HOO!
JUST US, BUDDY... MANO Y MANO.
Mac: YEAH. CAN'T WAIT.
Madame Foster: GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS A WINNER-TAKE-ALL FINAL.
MAC vs. BLOO.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
THE RRREFUSER IS THE LOSER.
AND THE WINNER SHALL BE CROWNED
THE "ULTIMATE DARE MASTER"!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
READY?
LET'S GET IT ON!
DARE... BLOO!
Bloo: I DARE YOU TO GET DOWN
ON ALL FOURS AND LICK THE FOYER
FLOOR...
Mac: [ SLURPS ]
- [ PLUNK! ] - [ WHIP! ]
[ ALL CHEER ]
Madame Foster: DARE... MAC!
[ NECK CRACKS ]
[ SPROING! ]
Mac: BLOO...
I DARE YOU...
[ DRIP! DRIP! DRIP! ]
TO THROW ALL OF YOUR
PADDLEBALLS INTO THE FIREPLACE!
Bloo: [ GASPS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
WHY?
W-WHY WOULD YOU...?
B-BU...
YOU CAN'T!
I-I-I...
Madame Foster: WELL, BLOO?
WHAT'LL IT BE?
Bloo: UH... UH...
[ SLURPING ]
AAAAAH!
I...
I ACCEPT.
ALL OF THEM?
[ SOBS ]
GOODBYE, STEVE.
GOODBYE, RAYMOND.
GOODBYE, DéJà VU.
I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU!
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
Mac: [ LAUGHS EVILLY,
[ DISTORTED ]
- >> Madame Foster: ALL RIGHT, - WE HAVE A STALEMATE.
NEITHER OF YOU REFUSED.
SO, MAC, BLOO, THAT MEANS WE GO
TO THE LIGHTNING ROUND.
[ ALL CHEER ]
IT'S A NO-HOLDS-BARRED DARE-OFF
TILL ONE OF YOU REFUSES.
DARE... MAC!
Mac: SHAKE SLOPPY MOE'S HAND!
[ SPLAT! ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
- [ SPLOOSH! ] - >> Madame Foster: DARE... BLOO!
Bloo: HUG SLOPPY MOE!
- [ SPLAT! ] - >> Madame Foster: DARE... MAC!
Mac: KISS SLOPPY MOE!
[ SMOOCH! ]
Bloo: LLLLICK SLOPPY MOE!
Mac: [ SLURPS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
MARRY SLOPPY MOE!
- [ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ] - >> IF ANYONE CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE
WHY THESE FRIENDS SHOULD NOTBE
MARRIED, LET THEM SPEAK NOW OR
FOREVER HOLD THEIR PIECE.
Madame Foster: DARE... BLOO!
Bloo: I... DARE... YOU...
Mac: YEAH?
Bloo: GIVE ME A SEC!
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
I MEAN, I AM THE MOST AWESOMEIST
OF THE AWESOME!
Mac: WHATEVER.
Bloo: THAT'S IT!
MAC...
I DARE YOU TO BE AS AWESOME AS
ME!
Mac: BE LIKE YOU?
Bloo: YEP!
Mac: WAHOO!
WAHOO!
I'M BLOO.
I'M INSENSITIVE AND SELFISH, AND
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS ME, ME, ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. IT'S ALL ME, MYSELF, AND I.
I'D NEVER DARE TRY AND PUT
MYSELF IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOES.
Bloo: YOU HEARD HIM!
THAT'S A DARE!
GOSH, HELLO, EVERYBODY.
- MY NAME IS MAC, AND I'M 8 YEARS - OLD.
WON'T YOU PLEASE GIVE ME SOME
RULES I CAN FOLLOW, PLEASE?
THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Mac: WHOO!
ANARCHY!
BURN IT ALL DOWN!
WHOOOOOOOOOO!
Bloo: OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR.
I MUST NEVER HAVE FUN.
IF I ALWAYS DO WHAT IS RIGHT,
THEN MAYBE SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL
PAT ME ON THE HEAD AND SAY "OH,
WHAT A GOOD LITTLE BOY" AND
GIVE ME A MEDAL.
Mac: [ SNORES ]
WHAT? HUH?
OH, I WAS ASLEEP.
FRANKIE, CAN YOU FEED ME?
I'M TOO LAZY.
Bloo: WELL, I'M SO JEALOUS OF
MY BEST FRIEND'S INCREDIBLE
PADDLEBALL SKILLS THAT I MADE
HIM BURN THEM ALL JUST SO I CAN
FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF!
Mac: OH, YEAH?
- WELL, IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE - NEVER HAPPENED IF I DIDN'T MAKE
- MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE - WORLD REVEAL HIS BIGGEST SECRET
- IN FRONT OF EVERYONE TO HAVE HIM - LAUGHED AT WHILE BREAKING HIS
HEART INTO A THOUSAND PIECES!
Bloo: WOW. I'M SO SORRY, MA...
I... MEAN, BLOO.
SORRY, BLOO.
[ BLIP! ]
Mac: ME TOO... MAC.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
Bloo: FRIENDS?
Mac: BEST FRIENDS.
Ed: [ SNIFFLES ]
I JUST LOVE A HAPPY ENDING.
Madame Foster: I DECLARE THIS
DARE CUP A TIE!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
Mac: FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH,
I STILL HAVE A BOX OF YOUR OLD
PADDLEBALLS AT MY PLACE.
Bloo: OH, THANK GOODNESS!
WHEW!
- AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T GET SO - UPSET ABOUT THAT WHOLE FRANKIE
THING.
- I MEAN, THE WHOLE WORLD ALREADY - KNOWS ABOUT THAT.
Mac: WHAT?!
Bloo: I POSTED IT ON THE
FOSTER'S BLOG MONTHS AGO.
- MAC, W-WHAT ARE YOU DO... - AAH!
- I DARE YOU NOT TO HIT ME WITH - THAT!
I DARE YOU NOT TO... NOT TO...
AAH!