[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
- >> Frankie: HA HA HA HA HA HA - HA!
RUN, SUPERDUDE, RUN!
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE
CEREMONY FOR THE GREAT CREATOR
OF EVERYTHING... NEVER!
Bloo: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK,
FRANKINCENSED!
IT'S A MATTER OF HONOR THAT I
ATTEND!
MARK MY WORDS.
MY PRESENCE WILL BE KNOWN!
BEAR ARM, GO!
ROA-A-A-A-R!
[ ZAP! ]
[ SCREECHING ]
HACHY MACHY!
- [ WHISTLE! ] - [ BRAKES SQUEALING ]
TRY TO STOP ME FROM GOING TO THE
CEREMONY NOW, LADY!
PBHT!
[ BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! ]
[ AH-OOGA! ]
- [ TIRES SCREECH ] - STARS... SO MANY.
MUST MAKE IT.
GOT TO GET...
MAKE PRESENCE KNOWN.
Frankie: OH, FOOLISH
SUPERDUDE.
I AM AFRAID THAT IS QUITE
IMPOSSIBLE.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[ ZAP! ]
Bloo: HEY! LEAVE THAT ALONE!
[ SNORTING ]
Bloo: YO! PUT THAT DOWN!
IT'S NOT UNDER WARRANTY ANYMORE!
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME MAKE
MY PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE GREAT
CREATOR OF EVERYTHING?
HE'LL BE EXPECTING ME.
PWETTY PWEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP?
Frankie: SUGAR ON TOP?
OKAY!
- [ DRIP! ] - [ POOF! ]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
Bloo: WHAT IS THAT?
- >> Frankie: [ Straining ] OPEN - YOUR MOUTH!
Bloo: [ GROANING ]
Frankie: SO THAT'S HOW WE'RE
GONNA BE, HUH?
WELL, NOW THIS IS HAPPENING!
Bloo: [ LAUGHING ]
STOP! STOP! STOP IT!
Frankie: NOW SWALLOW!
Bloo: MM.
PBHT!
Frankie: ECH! BLOO!
- >> Bloo: [ Nasally ] GOT TO - GET...
GREAT CREATOR.
MAKE... PRESENCE KNOWN.
Frankie: BLOO, LAY DOWN.
- YOU'RE WAY TOO SICK TO GET OUT - OF BED.
Bloo: BUT CEREMONY...
GOT TO GET...
GONNA BE... AWESOME.
- >> Frankie: UNH-UNH. I TOLD YOU - THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU
GO TO MAC'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
IF YOU GO DOWN THERE, YOU'LL END
UP GETTING EVERYONE SICK.
BLOO, I MEAN IT.
- IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT YOUR - SOUP, JUST LAY BACK AND GET SOME
REST.
[ WHOOSH! ]
Bloo: [ GRUNTING ]
CURSE YOU, FRANKINCENSED!
Frankie: SO SORRY, SUPERDUDE,
BUT YOUR TIME HAS RUN OUT!
I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AND WATCH
YOUR DEMISE, BUT I NEED TO GET
READY FOR THE GREAT CREATOR OF
EVERYTHING'S AWESOME CEREMONY OF
FUN THAT YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO!
BUT, HEY, AT LEAST YOU'LL GET
TO TAKE A SPIN ON THE WHEEL OF
MISFORTUNE.
[ ROARS ]
[ GROWLS ]
Frankie: BYE-BYE!
HA HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA!
[ AI! AI! AI! AI! ]
Bloo: BEAR ARM, GO!
[ ROARS WEAKLY ]
NO SHARK, NO SHARKS.
COME ON "GO FREE."
[ CLINK! ]
YEAH!
[ CAGE DOOR OPENS ]
[ ROARS ]
Bloo: ALL RIGHT.
NICE TIGER CAT WITH THE PERSON
WITH TEETH, AND YOU'RE LOOKING
AT... I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK.
- DON'T LOOK AT... WHY ARE YOU - HURTING?
DON'T BE HURTING ME WITH...
UH, NICE PUSS... OH!
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ BOINK! ]
[ ALL GROWL ]
[ CHOMP! ]
[ ALL GROWLING, MEOWING,
[ BARKING ]
OOH!
[ ZIP! ]
WHEW!
[ SHRIEKS ]
Bloo: MY, RABBIT WITH THE BIG
TEETH.
- [ SLAP! ] - HEY!
[ SLOOP! ]
[ BOINK! BOINK! ]
OKAY.
MANO Y BEASTO!
HERE WE GO!
[ FINGERS SNAPPING AND CYMBAL
[ CRASHING RHYTHMICALLY ]
[ BOTH GROWL ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ WHIP! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ TING! ]
[ CRASH! ]
QUEENSBURY RULES, PAL!
[ SWOOSH! ]
[ BOING! BOING! ]
[ SMACK! ]
[ WHACK! ]
YES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ DONG! ]
[ SLUMP! ]
[ ALL CHEER ]
NOW TO MAKE MY PRESENCE KNOWN TO
THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING!
HOKEY SMOKES!
- [ WIND GUSTS ] - >> Bloo: AAAAAH!
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ PLOP! ]
WHOO!
CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED.
THESE STUNT DUMMIES ARE
BRILLIANT!
[ WHIP! ]
[ THUD! ]
- [ WHIP! ] - [ CLUNK! ]
UGH.
W-W-WHAT WAS THAT?
ALL RIGHT.
OFF TO GALLIVANT.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
Wilt: [ Demonic voice] EXCUSE
ME.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
[ BOINK! ]
[ ZIP! ]
HEY!
- [ SIZZLES ] - >> Bloo: AH!
YOW!
HOT! HOT! HOT!
AH AH AH!
[ HACKS ]
BOO-A!
Wilt: OHHH!
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S NOT
OKA-A-A-A-A-A-A-Y!
Bloo: AAAAAH!
WHERE THE HECK AM I?!
[ Echoing ] I...
WHERE...?
HOW DO I...?
CEREMONY...
MUST MAKE PRESENCE KNOWN, BUT
HOW?
NEED TO... STOP SPINNING.
GETTING SICK.
[ THUD! ]
WAIT. WHAT'S... THAT?
LET'S SEE.
I'M HERE.
AND THE CEREMONY IS...
AW, MAN!
THAT'S LIKE A MILLION FLOORS!
THAT'LL TAKE ME...
LIKE, FOREVER.
GOT TO FIND A FASTER WAY.
IF I GO DOWN THIS DUCK...
OH, NO. WAIT.
WHAT'S BEHIND THIS COW?
YES! I KNEW IT!
A MAGIC PORTAL THAT I'M SURE
WILL TRANSPORT ME DIRECTLY TO
THE CEREMONY.
THEN MY PRESENCE WILL BE KNOWN!
HUH!
BUT HOW DO I GET TO THE... AHA!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ COW MOOS ]
[ ANGELIC SINGING ]
WHOO!
I CAN FEEL THE MAGIC WORKING.
I'LL BE AT THAT CEREMONY IN NO
TIME.
Khones: WHAT?
[ SQUEAK! ]
Bloo: ISN'T THIS THE MAGIC
PORTAL?
Khones: MAGIC PORTAL?
Bloo: THE ONE WITH THE POWER
TO TRANSPORT ME TO...
[ COUGHS ]
THE GREAT CREA... [SNORTS]
ATOR'S CEREMONY?
PLEASE, TALKING BROCCOLI.
I MUST MAKE MY [WHEEZES, COUGHS]
PRESENCE KNOWN.
Khones: HO HO! YES!
IT IS I, THE TALKING BROCCOLI.
I AM THE WISE, UM, DUH, DUH...
GATEKEEPER.
AND THIS IS ONLY THE WAITING
ROOM TO THE, UH, MAGIC PORTAL.
YEAH.
THAT THING IS, UH, BUH...
OVER THERE!
- [ SLOOP! ] - [ SPROING! ]
- [ PEEP! PEEP! PEEP! ] - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HOLD UP, BUDDY.
BEFORE YOU CAN ENTER, YOU MUST,
UH, PASS A SERIES OF
WHATCHACALLUMS... UH, TASKS!
YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME... TASKS!
FIRST, YOU MUST... GO TO THE LAIR
OF THE DRAGON LADY AND STEAL HER
DELECTABLE AMBROSIA.
BUT BE WARNED... ONE WORD FROM
THAT SNAKE-TONGUED HARPY CAN
REDUCE EVEN THE MOST MANLY OF
MEN TO NOTHINGNESS.
I MEAN LIKE ITTY-BITTY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
SO YOU BEST GUARD YOUR EARS.
Bloo: SHUH! WHATEVER!
HEY, WATCH IT!
PEOPLE ARE WALKING HERE.
SHEESH!
[ GULP! ]
[ WHIP! ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
Duchess: [ SNORING ]
- [ POINK! ] - >> Bloo: TAKE OUT HER AMBROSIA
FOR $200.
IT TAKES A STEADY HAND.
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
YES-AY!
Duchess: YOU!
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL MY
PLATE OF WIENERS?
YOU... YOU LITTLE NO-GOOD,
SLIMY...
Bloo: NO! CAN'T TAKE IT!
Duchess: ARROGANT, PUNY...
Bloo: AAAAAAH!
Duchess: PEA-BRAINED,
HALF-WITTED, LILY-LIVERED,
SHALLOW, BONEHEADED, SLOVENLY,
FOOLISH...
Bloo: AAAAAAH!
Duchess: OBTUSE
NINCOMPOOP!
- >> Bloo: [ GROANING ] - [ High-pitched ] I KNOW YOU ARE,
BUT WHAT AM I?
[ BOING! ]
[ Voice deepening ] I AM RUBBER,
AND YOU ARE GLUE.
WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME
AND STICKS TO YOU!
[ Normal voice ] OW.
Duchess: HA HA! WHAT A DOPE!
[ WHIZ! ]
Bloo: THANKS!
Khones: MMM.
THAT'S GOOD STUFF.
SWEET, SWEET AMBROSIA.
Bloo: PLEASE, THE CEREMONY
WILL START SOON, AND I NEED TO
GET THROUGH THAT PORTAL.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU ASK OF ME?
Khones: [ Muffled ] UM, I
COULD USE SOME MILK FROM THE
SACRED COW OF ETERNITY.
Bloo: AWESOME!
THERE'S A COW RIGHT OUTSIDE.
AHA!
HYAH!
[ COW MOOING ]
YOU MUST GIVE ME YOUR ETERNAL
JUICES!
[ ZOOM! ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ ZOOM! ]
Bloo: BEAR HUG, GO!
[ GROANS ]
[ COW MOOS ]
Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ ZOOM! ]
[ POP! ]
Bloo: GOT MILK.
[ ZIP! ]
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
Khones: AHHH.
DOES A JACKIE GOOD.
- >> Bloo: GATEKEEPER, WHAT ELSE - MUST I DO?
Khones: NO, THAT'S IT.
- >> Bloo: WAIT, I DON'T - UNDERSTAND.
TASKS ALWAYS COME IN THREES.
THERE MUST BE A THIRD TASK.
Khones: IT'S COOL.
YOU'RE DONE.
Bloo: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- THREE SHALL BE THE NUMBER OF - TASKS, AND THE NUMBER OF TASKS
SHALL BE THREE.
- IT'S ALL PART OF THE GATEKEEPER - RULES.
Khones: UGH. FINE. ALL RIGHT.
UH, OKAY.
THIRD TASK... TIE YOUR SHOE.
Bloo: THE RABBIT GOES...
TO MARKET.
WAIT.
CRIES "WEE WEE WEE" ALL...
Khones: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
MY BAD.
- THIRD TASK... HOW MANY DAYS IN A - WEEK?
Bloo: THERE'S FRIDAY, FRENCH
FRIDAY...
UM, WAIT.
[ SMACK! ]
Khones: MAKE A PEACE SIGN.
TELL ME YOUR NAME.
Bloo: HA! EASY! IT'S...
JIM!
WAIT.
Khones: LOOK!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
Bloo: I CAN DO THAT!
[ ZING! ]
WHOO-HOOOOOO!
WHAT?
NO!
[ PATTER! PATTER! ]
I MUST PASS!
Bloo: UH, HELLO?!
HELLO? ANYONE?
[ ZING! ]
Madame Foster: [ Singsong
[ voice ] OH, BLUISH DUDE OF
SUPERNESS, YOUR HEROIC EFFORTS
- HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED BY THE - GODS.
BUT ALAS, YOU HAVE BEEN PLAGUED
WITH A BLACK AND EVIL SICKNESS.
EVEN ONE WITH SUCH SUPER-RAD
STRENGTH AS YOURS CANNOT
CONTINUE IN SUCH A SORRY STATE.
PLEASE, YOU MUST REST.
Bloo: I'M NOT [COUGHS] SICK.
IT WAS [COUGHS] FRANKINCENSED.
SHE CURSED ME.
[ Coughing ] SHE DOES NOT WANT
ME TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY, BUT I
MUST GO.
I NEED TO MAKE MY PRESENCE KNOWN
TO THE GREAT CREATOR OF
EVERYTHING.
Khones: SEE? HE AIN'T RIGHT.
Madame Foster: A-A-A-AWESOME
WARRIOR, IF YOU MUST CONTINUE
ON YOUR NOBLE QUEST, I HAVE BUT
ONE REQUEST.
TAKE WITH YOU THIS GIFT, THIS
MAGIC ELIXIR.
Bloo: WHAT... WHAT IS IT?
Madame Foster: IT WILL HELP
EXPEL THE DARK MAGIC WITHIN YOUR
SOUL AND RESTORE YOUR STRENGTH
TO FULL POWER.
BUT DO NOT TAKE IT UNTIL THE
RIGHT MOMENT.
PROMISE?
Bloo: I PROMISE. I PROMISE!
I WON'T FORGET.
Madame Foster: NOW GET READY
FOR A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND
SPACE.
[ AI! AI! AI! AI! ]
Bloo: CEREMONY, HERE I COME!
- >> Madame Foster: [ CHUCKLES ] - OH, MAN.
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUSH HIM THAT - HARD.
[ CRASHES ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ POINK! ]
Bloo: YES!
WHOO!
THE SUPERDUDE'S PRESENCE SHALL
BE KNOWN.
HUH!
[ GASPS ]
A TWO-EYED, TWO-HORNED, SMILING
PURPLE PEOPLE GREETER.
Ed: [ ROARS ]
PACO!
[ ROARS ]
[ GRUNTING, GROWLING ]
[ ZIP! ]
[ SCREECH! ]
[ ROARS ]
PACO!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIR! ]
[ WHIP! ]
Bloo: WHOO!
Frankie: [ GASPS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
QUICKLY, HE MEANS TO HARM THE
GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING.
ATTACK!
ATTACK THAT SUPERDUDE!
[ ZOOM! ]
[ SCREAMING ]
Bloo: HUH!
HA!
WAH!
- [ GRUNTS ] - 41, 42...
HUT! HUT!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
UGH!
[ WHIP! ]
OOH!
OW!
- [ WHIP! THUD! ] - [ WHIP! THUD! ]
[ WHIP! ]
AAH!
YAH!
- >> Madame Foster: THIS MAGIC - ELIXIR.
IT WILL HELP EXPEL THE DARK
MAGIC WITHIN YOUR SOUL AND
- RESTORE YOUR STRENGTH TO FULL - POWER.
BUT DO NOT TAKE IT UNTIL THE
RIGHT MOMENT.
[ WHIP! ]
[ ZING! ]
[ ZAP! ]
Bloo: AAAAAAAAH!
- >> Madame Foster: UM, DUDE, THIS - MIGHT BE, YOU KNOW, THE RIGHT
MOMENT.
Bloo: HUH?
OH, RIGHT.
[ SLOOP! ]
Frankie: OH, MY.
YOU'RE BURNING UP.
Bloo: BE GONE, BLACK MAGIC!
[ GLUG! GLUG! ]
ECH!
[ SLUMP! ]
[ GROANING ]
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
Bloo: [ GAGGING ]
♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ KING OF THE IMBECILES ♪
♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ WATCH OUT ♪
Bloo: ♪ BLOO ♪
[ HUMS TUNE ]
[ MUMBLING ]
[ COUGHS ]
♪ HE'S NOT SO MACHO, BUT HE
REALLY THINKS THAT HE IS ♪
♪ HE'S A DANGER TO HIMSELF AND
OTHERS, TOO ♪
♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ STOP HIM ♪
♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ HE WILL SAVE... ♪
Mac: ENOUGH!
THE FUN IS GOOD.
THE DUDE IS EVIL.
THE FUN IS GOOD.
THE DUDE IS EVIL.
Bloo: OH, GREAT CREATOR OF
EVERYTHING, I DID NOT MEAN TO
SPOIL YOUR FUN.
I AM NOT EVIL.
I, THE BLOO SUPERDUDE, ONLY
WANTED TO MAKE MY PRESENCE KNOWN
TO YOU.
- >> Mac: BLOO, I CAN'T BELIEVE - YOU.
- WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE - DOING?
Bloo: MAKING MY PRESENTS
KNOWN.
Mac: AN I.O.U. FOR "A REALLY,
REALLY AWESOME BIRTHDAY
PRESENT."
AN I.O.U.?
[ SLOOP! ]
[ TAP! TAP! TAP! ]
Mac: LET'S SEE.
OH, AN I.O.U. FOR LAST YEAR'S
I.O.U.
YOU ARE INCREDIBLE.
YOU COME DOWN HERE, WRECK THE
PARTY, AND GET EVERYONE SICK IN
THE PROCESS ALL FOR I.O.U.s?!
YOUR ACTIONS TODAY LEAVE ME BUT
ONE CHOICE.
FROM THIS DAY FORTH, YOU ARE TO
BE... MY SERVANT.
Bloo: YEAH!
Mac: NO.
NO, IT'S NOT A GOOD THING.
YOU MUST PERFORM A PENANCE TO
RIGHT THE WRONG YOU HAVE DONE
AGAINST MY PEOPLE TODAY.
IT IS YOU AND YOU ALONE WHO
SHALL SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF
CURING THEM OF THE EVIL BLACK
MAGIC THAT YOU YOURSELF HAVE
CURSED THEM WITH.
SO SAYS THE GREAT CREATOR OF
EVERYTHING!
Bloo: WHAT?!
NO WAY!
THAT IS SO UNFAIR.
I'M A SUPERDUDE.
I DON'T HELP PEOPLE.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
[ Mockingly ] YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
Mac: OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU OWE ME.
Bloo: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
Frankie: CIAO.
THIS IS FRANKERELLA PSYCHADELLA
CHECKING IN.
ALL IS GROOVY IN SECTOR 7.
- [ CRASHES ] - [ ZOOM! ]
OOH!
Bloo: SLOOOOP.
SLOOOOOP.
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]
Frankie: FRIZAM! FRIZAM!
TAKE THAT, YOU ICKY ALIEN, YOU.
FRIZAM! FRIZAM!
Bloo: [ SIGHS ]
JUST EAT THE SOUP.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ WHIP! ]
AH!
Frankie: ALPHA BETA, THIS IS
[COUGHS] FRANKERELLA.
I'VE NEUTRALIZED THE INVADER.
ENDING TRANSMISSION.
♪ OOH, JUST A DUDE ♪
♪ A BLUE SUPERDUDE ♪
♪ DON'T GO, FELLA ♪
♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ YES ♪
♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ KING OF THE IMBECILES ♪