1 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:52,813 ADAM'S APPLES 2 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,989 Adam? Sorry I'm late. 3 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:03,783 Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 4 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:08,793 I'm a bit flustered but I've been looking forward to meeting you. 5 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,376 Let's get going. 6 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:20,430 Let me take your bag. That was... Come on. 7 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:32,775 People who have been in prison are often a bit protective of their stuff. 8 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,445 Have you lived in the country before? 9 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:03,593 This is our small church. Just take a look at this. 10 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:08,721 This is our apple tree. We're very proud of it. 11 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:14,183 There are lots of apples this year. Lots and lots. 12 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:18,354 It's probably because of the warm summer. 13 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:26,824 They're not ripe just yet. Don't eat that. Come with me. 14 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:39,135 - Good morning. - Good morning. 15 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:43,296 Adam will stay with us. This is Khalid and Gunnar. 16 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:46,221 I won't talk to egghead. 17 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:50,268 There will be lots of time for that kind of talk. 18 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,521 Come on, Adam. 19 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:05,285 What does the O stand for? In Adam O. Pedersen? 20 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:10,325 What's the story about the O? Your parents must have told you. 21 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:14,126 - I forgot to ask. - That's a good answer. 22 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,708 It says here that you're a Neo-Nazi. 23 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:21,295 Are you really? 24 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:26,222 It's not the first thing that springs to mind by looking at you. 25 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:31,393 Here it says you're EVIL. It's rude to write that on a person's CV. 26 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,311 Are you really evil? 27 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:38,737 I didn't think so. Tell you what, just forget about this - 28 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:43,276 - because there are no evil people. We don't believe in that. 29 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:48,369 If you only look for evil then the world is evil. 30 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:54,205 But you can try to focus on the silver lining as we do here. 31 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,754 That makes everything easier. 32 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:02,046 In later years the Devil has sent his troops to test us - 33 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:05,180 - but we have conquered them all. 34 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:10,432 All of us here have found God in some way. 35 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,595 You just met Khalid and Gunnar. I saw that you did. 36 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,517 Gunnar was paroled four years ago. 37 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:22,687 He was just to stay three months, but he chose to stay. 38 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:26,608 Gunnar was what you would call an alcoholic. 39 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,778 He stole and raped girls but now he's on the wagon - 40 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:38,544 - and is studying theology. He's not the only one. There's also Khalid. 41 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:42,090 He used to rob gas stations. 42 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:47,427 Do you remember a young man being shot when he went to buy condoms? 43 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:53,479 - No. - Khalid is still not allowed at Statoil. 44 00:05:53,687 --> 00:06:00,356 A few hostage dramas later he's learning Danish and is doing well. 45 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,061 Tell me what I have to do. 46 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,611 I can't do that. You have to discover that for yourself. 47 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:11,991 All I want is for you to set yourself a goal. 48 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,331 Are you listening to me? 49 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,213 Yes, I believe I am. 50 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:23,372 In any other situation I would say that you are rude - 51 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:29,014 - but let's not talk about that now. What do you want your goal to be? 52 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,981 I would like to bake a cake. 53 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:42,900 Bake a cake? Oh, an apple cake? 54 00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:45,948 Yes, an apple cake. 55 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:51,495 - My goal is to bake a big apple cake. - With the apples from our garden? 56 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:56,746 - Yes, the apples from the garden. - That's a good idea. 57 00:06:56,959 --> 00:07:02,915 I think we found your goal. You're going to bake a cake. 58 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:06,881 You'll look after the tree until 1st of August. 59 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:11,591 Then you'll use them to bake an apple cake. 60 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:59,350 I just wanted to give you this. It has both the old and the new testament. 61 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:03,183 It's a good thing to have. Sleep tight. 62 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,345 Evil has many faces - 63 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:40,185 - and it can be difficult to tell them apart and choose sides. 64 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:46,151 Especially these days where so many things are said in this and that town. 65 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:51,070 Everything has so many nuances. Also we humans. 66 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:57,819 If the game of chess had undergone the same development as humans - 67 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:03,626 - the queen would be in front, the rooks would be crooked - 68 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:07,087 - and the pawn would be the main piece. 69 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:13,882 We no longer know who we are and this rootlessness... 70 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:21,179 Are we boring you, Poul? Is the word of God boring to you? 71 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:25,097 - Are we boring you? - I need to go to the loo. 72 00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:28,152 - Can't it wait? - Not really. 73 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,944 We finish in 20 minutes. 74 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:38,195 - I think that Poul can wait that long. - Let him go for sake of fuck and crap. 75 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:44,083 - So we can song sing now. - Okay, democracy has spoken. 76 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:48,043 Go, Poul. Go take a crap. 77 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:54,425 - But you can't come back in. - That's okay. 78 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:59,798 You have to use the hospital loo because you can't use ours. 79 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:05,143 - Why not? - It's locked during the service. 80 00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:08,856 - Why? - For security reasons. 81 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,738 Let's continue if it's okay with Poul. 82 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:22,077 We'll sing 634 "You know my heart". 83 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:36,595 There's fried pork. 84 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:44,134 It was a good sermon today. At least it was shorter than usual. 85 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:47,770 Too bad for old Poul Nordkap. 86 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:55,983 Ivan is always on his case. He leaves during the sermon. 87 00:10:56,198 --> 00:11:00,446 It's not nice of him. He always does that. 88 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:05,490 It's because he was in a concentration camp during the war. 89 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:12,041 He's become restless in his old age. He's 86. 90 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:15,840 It won't be any fun when that age comes. 91 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,592 Don't worry about Ivan. 92 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:25,595 He's okay. Just don't venture into an argument with him. 93 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:06,141 - What the hell are you doing? - Me? 94 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:14,314 - My phone! - I thought you were sleeping. 95 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:19,154 And my wallet! Are you stealing my stuff? Have you gone insane? 96 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:23,410 - I'm sorry. - Piss off, fatso! 97 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:30,538 - Sleep tight. - Piss off! 98 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,839 BOOK OF JOB 99 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:48,994 - They're not moving. - They cheeky for sake of fuck! 100 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:52,491 Fly home bird for sake of fuck! 101 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,461 What are we going to do? 102 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,882 There won't be any apples left for your cake. 103 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,840 Let the paki monkey climb up and shoo them away. 104 00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:08,383 - I'm not talking to you. - I don't know anything about birds. 105 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:11,435 What do we do in a case like this? 106 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:21,194 You leave them alone, I think. 107 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:27,194 - Can't we let them eat the apples? - They're Adam's apples for the cake. 108 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:31,574 - For sake of fuck, he can't bake. - You don't know that. 109 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:36,915 If Adam wants to bake us a cake it's our job to support him. 110 00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:40,331 - He can't bake bread. - Shut up! 111 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:44,498 - I can tell. - What the fuck do you know, paki? 112 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:50,010 That's the right attitude. That kind of attitude will get us some cake. 113 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:02,812 - There's more of them coming. - That's just plain rude. 114 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,714 That's good. Very authentic. 115 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:30,169 - No bird will come back now. - Reverend Fjeldsted? 116 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,510 Yes? Call me Ivan. 117 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:37,677 - I'm Sarah Svendsen. - Hi. This is my assistant Adam. 118 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:43,319 I'm not from around here. I wanted to come to the service but I couldn't. 119 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:47,478 Don't apologise. You only cheat yourself. 120 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:52,112 What's this? You're in a bad way. 121 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,902 Let's go inside and talk. 122 00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:00,999 - I met this guy. - The milk has gone bad. 123 00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:04,584 - Fine. - I was thinking about her. 124 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:08,844 - Me too. - No, you didn't. 125 00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:12,553 Are you saying I didn't? Are you? 126 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:18,187 Let's take that discussion right now. This may be the right time and place. 127 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:23,272 John says: "He came to Canaan after having turned water into wine." 128 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:29,440 "A boy was sick. Jesus said: Do to others as you want them to do to you." 129 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,659 Don't call me inconsiderate. 130 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:39,619 - It's okay. I don't take milk. - Maybe we have some cookies. 131 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:46,371 Adam, could you go see if there's a few cookies for Sarah and me? 132 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:59,353 - Maybe I shouldn't have come. - Sure. So you met a guy? 133 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:04,937 I have been in Indonesia working for the World Wide Fund for Nature. 134 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:10,193 I made love to a man and got pregnant. 135 00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:13,324 I used to drink a lot before. 136 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:19,158 Now I'm in AA and I've been sober for 341 days. 137 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:25,993 Now they're saying that the baby may be handicapped. 138 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:32,300 - I don't know where the dad is... - Just a second, Sarah. 139 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:40,259 Why do I get three cookies and Sarah only two? Don't you find that odd? 140 00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:45,932 There were five left. Hers looked bigger. 141 00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:56,326 I don't think so. Have you measured the cookies? He never does that. 142 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:59,656 Let's stop this discussion. 143 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,498 - You would like to get rid of it? - Yes... No! 144 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:11,755 There's a 60% chance that the baby is handicapped. 145 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:18,220 I have to decide within a week before it's too late. 146 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:21,518 I can't handle a handicapped child. 147 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,848 60 per cent is a lot, right? 148 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:32,313 It's just statistics. Let me tell you something. 149 00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:38,901 When we were expecting our son we were told that he could be disabled. 150 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:44,198 We could have been intimidated by statistics and reason - 151 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:49,079 - but we chose to look at the bright side, and now... 152 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:55,383 When I see him run around in the garden or doing his homework - 153 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:59,296 - we're happy that we chose to have him. 154 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:03,099 You won't find anyone to say otherwise. 155 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:08,898 The Devil is testing us all the time. We have to make the right choices. 156 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:15,858 If we all listened to reason the world would be a gloomy place to live. 157 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:20,321 You need to follow you heart and have the baby. 158 00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,023 - Fuck! - Good morning. 159 00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:43,366 Fuck, that hurt! 160 00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:55,077 Why the hell haven't you turned the cooker off? 161 00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:03,097 This looks bad. 162 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,806 What did reverend Fjeldsted say? 163 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,185 He's a frigging idiot. 164 00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:15,355 He may be weird, but he's a good boy. 165 00:21:15,568 --> 00:21:21,856 His life sure as shit hasn't been easy. Everything went wrong from the start. 166 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:25,527 His mother died giving birth to him. 167 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:33,160 He lived with his father and sister. 168 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:38,716 - Until they took him away. - Ivan? They took Ivan away? 169 00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:44,465 No, nobody took Ivan away. The father was taken away. Henning. 170 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,674 Why? 171 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:54,188 He was fucking those kids black and blue. They could hardly walk. 172 00:21:54,398 --> 00:22:00,319 - Shut up and fix this. - Pardon my forthrightness. 173 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:05,904 I've learned it's best to tell it like it is. 174 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:09,737 You're best served by being told the truth. 175 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:19,086 What's this I hear? The cooker bit you? 176 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:24,506 - Gunnar forgot to turn it of. - Take a seat. I'd like to talk to you. 177 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:35,095 Do you know why all this is happening? 178 00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:38,980 Why are all these birds in the tree? 179 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:43,571 And the cooker. Why did you burn yourself all of the sudden? 180 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:51,743 I think someone is trying to tell you that you shouldn't go near the cooker. 181 00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:55,159 You can't bake a cake without a cooker. 182 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:58,960 I think Satan is testing us. 183 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:03,466 By not letting me bake the cake? 184 00:23:03,676 --> 00:23:10,047 He's trying to fight us. He's testing your strength to withstand him. 185 00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:14,311 He's always doing it to me. Look at your hand. 186 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,471 You're a complete moron. Nobody is doing anything. 187 00:23:18,691 --> 00:23:25,145 - Gunnar just forgot to turn it off. - He always makes sure to turn it off. 188 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:31,403 - That fat pig is hammered! - Hey, fat and drunk! 189 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:35,749 So many accusations, but there may be an explanation. 190 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:42,460 You should know that he was the best Danish tennis player in his youth. 191 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:48,510 He won all his matches but then a ball was mistakenly called to be out. 192 00:23:48,721 --> 00:23:52,554 Gunnar lost and everything went downhill. 193 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:59,940 What about Khalid? This was in his coat pocket. 194 00:24:00,149 --> 00:24:04,148 - What are you saying? - Those two haven't changed. 195 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:08,859 - You're a joke. - Let's forbid people to wear hats. 196 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:15,743 - It's a balaclava during summer. - Khalid is from a hot climate. 197 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:22,043 - Here's fucking 17,000 in cash. - You're reaching, Adam. 198 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:26,549 Khalid is saving to buy new clothes. You didn't know. 199 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:37,490 Give me my phone and my wallet or I'll smash your face in. 200 00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:45,587 That's not fucking mine! 201 00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:53,837 Stay away from my stuff. Do you understand? 202 00:25:54,054 --> 00:26:00,509 You're lucky that I'm going back in because I would beat you every day. 203 00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:06,185 - I'm going to the casualty room, - Will you pass the market? 204 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:11,359 - I could. - Could you get my cough syrup? 205 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:16,484 - Sure, what's it called? - Von Osten. 206 00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:21,531 Right. Think about what we can do about the birds, if you have time. 207 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:38,843 Here you go. It can't be traced but throw it away anyway. 208 00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:43,721 Can you shoot with that hand? Are you going to whack the priest? 209 00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:47,355 He's fucked up. He got it in the ass as a kid. 210 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:53,238 - Now he's all turn the other cheek. - But you're getting out in 11 weeks. 211 00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:57,232 We're waiting for you. Espen can't control them. 212 00:26:57,451 --> 00:27:01,746 - I'm not going to shoot him. - I just want to understand. 213 00:27:01,956 --> 00:27:06,037 I need to break him. All that goodness shit. 214 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:12,290 Does it involve the pear pie? Espen says you talk about a pie. 215 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:16,127 It's an apple cake, okay? It doesn't matter. 216 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:20,593 I said that I would bake a cake and the idiot won't let up. 217 00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:27,476 He says that the Devil is testing us because birds are eating the apples. 218 00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:36,023 Do you need help? 219 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:41,117 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? 220 00:27:44,707 --> 00:27:46,747 See you. 221 00:28:12,151 --> 00:28:15,521 Go on. Get them! 222 00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:18,693 Don't be afraid. Go on. Get them. 223 00:28:18,908 --> 00:28:24,662 - He's making them nervous. - They care fucking not about the cat. 224 00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:29,202 - All can see. - Yes. Lambert is not working. 225 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:32,290 My granddad had a cherry tree. 226 00:28:32,505 --> 00:28:39,671 It was attacked by birds, so he shot a few in the morning and evening. 227 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:42,213 Shot them? With a gun? 228 00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:44,840 No, a waffle iron. 229 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:48,844 Of course it was a gun. What gun? 230 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:52,184 One like this. 231 00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,484 You know what? 232 00:28:56,695 --> 00:29:01,275 I think that we should try it. Can you take them from there? 233 00:29:01,492 --> 00:29:05,621 Can we guns use? For sake of fuck, why you not said? 234 00:29:11,669 --> 00:29:14,291 - Well... - Lambert? 235 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:18,089 Lambert, are you okay? 236 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,386 What just happened? 237 00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:28,349 He's dead. 238 00:29:28,561 --> 00:29:32,346 - It was a shit cat anyhow. - He shot my cat. 239 00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:36,813 Let's stop with the accusations. It was an old cat. 240 00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:40,978 He just happened to fall down while we were shooting. 241 00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:45,114 If you want to discuss it now we can. 242 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:47,120 Okay. 243 00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:56,788 We talked about your grandfather. Do you know what I think? 244 00:29:57,006 --> 00:30:00,376 I think it's going to be a good day. 245 00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:15,722 It's too bad that Khalid won't come in when we're making his favourite food. 246 00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:20,272 - He's embarrassed about Lambert. - Where did he get the gun? 247 00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:25,400 - Is he a terrorist? - He wants to return to Saudi Arabia. 248 00:30:25,618 --> 00:30:29,403 You should see his dream house. It's really nice. 249 00:30:29,622 --> 00:30:33,122 With a bit more Statoil money he can go home. 250 00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:38,495 - Why not just rob a bank - Khalid is very committed to politics. 251 00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:43,461 He only robs multinational companies. That's why he robs Statoil. 252 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:50,428 Statoil stole his father's land for the oil. Khalid is taking back his property. 253 00:30:50,643 --> 00:30:54,511 - Statoil is Norwegian. - No, I don't think so. 254 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:59,227 - Statoil is Norwegian! - Remember to tell Khalid that. 255 00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:04,521 - So Ivan knows what he's doing? - Yes. Ivan just want him to be calm. 256 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:07,778 Ivan is not exactly normal. 257 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:12,621 The anniversary of his wife's death is coming up. 258 00:31:12,832 --> 00:31:17,541 - He had a wife? - Yes, Linda. 259 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:24,753 She ate some pills and killed herself because they got a handicapped son. 260 00:31:24,969 --> 00:31:31,803 He's got cerebral palsy. He can't move at all. She couldn't take that. 261 00:31:37,815 --> 00:31:39,725 Can I come in? 262 00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:47,488 Adam, there sure is no shortage of recipes for apple cake in this world. 263 00:31:58,169 --> 00:32:01,621 It looks like we've won round one. 264 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:13,681 - What a handsome man. Your father? - That's Hitler. 265 00:32:13,893 --> 00:32:16,729 No, Hitler had a beard. 266 00:32:20,441 --> 00:32:26,231 You're right. I'm thinking of that Russian guy. I'll leave you to it. 267 00:32:26,447 --> 00:32:31,240 Hitler's enemies didn't take him seriously either. 268 00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:37,538 Don't you think that I do? That's just plain rude. 269 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:45,586 Old Paul Nordkap who's in the hospital with no will to live - 270 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,920 - he was a bigger Nazi than anyone. 271 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:52,720 Why do you think they ask me to cheer him up? 272 00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:55,506 Wasn't he in a camp? 273 00:32:55,726 --> 00:33:01,931 Sure. He was working there. He met Goblins and all those folks. 274 00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:05,934 - Goebbels? - He was probably also there. 275 00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:10,947 Come with me to visit. Then we can see who takes who seriously. 276 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,199 Deal? 277 00:33:28,384 --> 00:33:30,958 BOOK OF JOB 278 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:07,871 Hello! I'm glad that you could make it. 279 00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:13,927 He's dying. He won't last through the night. I broke it to him gently. 280 00:34:14,138 --> 00:34:18,137 Well, let's give him a good sendoff. 281 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:22,052 - How's the hand? - Okay. 282 00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:27,729 What about the honker, Ivan? It took quite a beating. 283 00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:32,820 You don't have to waste money on perfume anymore, Ivan. 284 00:34:33,032 --> 00:34:35,950 You won't smell anything again. 285 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,494 Yes. Come on, Adam. 286 00:34:43,459 --> 00:34:49,379 What's up with you, Poul? Have you lost your appetite? 287 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:55,131 - I've brought a guest for you. - Hello. Adam Pedersen. 288 00:34:55,346 --> 00:34:59,925 - Are you feeling a bit low? - I'm scared. 289 00:35:00,142 --> 00:35:03,014 Relax. What have you been up to? 290 00:35:03,229 --> 00:35:09,517 - Have the nurses been nicer to you? - Don't make them. I don't deserve it. 291 00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:14,861 They have been nagging Poul because of this past but we put a stop to that. 292 00:35:15,074 --> 00:35:20,235 Didn't we, Poul? Has Miriam been nicer to you? 293 00:35:20,454 --> 00:35:26,576 Yes, she made me hot chocolate yesterday and tucked me in. 294 00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:32,549 - They are all so nice to me. - That's good. Don't be upset. 295 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:39,094 - I don't deserve it. Let it be. - Everybody deserves to be tucked in. 296 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:43,720 - Did she fluff your duvet and pillow? - Yes. 297 00:35:43,936 --> 00:35:46,060 There, there. 298 00:35:46,272 --> 00:35:51,860 I apologise for trying to cheat. 299 00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:56,115 I just don't like being inside the church. 300 00:35:56,323 --> 00:36:00,821 - That's all forgotten now. - I know that's what you always say. 301 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:06,542 I'm scared, Ivan. I dare not sleep. I'm so afraid. 302 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:10,832 Fiddlesticks! You have nothing to worry about. 303 00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:17,501 Let's focus on the people who cares for you and all your lovely memories. 304 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:21,505 Oh God! 305 00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:27,514 Poul, don't cry anymore. Don't be so hard on yourself. 306 00:36:27,730 --> 00:36:30,483 All has been forgiven. 307 00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:37,490 If you only knew what we did... All those poor people. 308 00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:42,112 - It can't be forgiven. - Stop it. Nobody remembers anymore. 309 00:36:42,328 --> 00:36:45,246 Oh God! 310 00:36:45,456 --> 00:36:49,407 Stop your whining. It's not as bad as all that. 311 00:36:49,627 --> 00:36:53,756 We all make mistakes but we don't let it bring us down. 312 00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:59,879 You're crazy, man. 313 00:37:01,972 --> 00:37:07,727 Why do you say that? Why spoil the mood by being plain rude? 314 00:37:07,937 --> 00:37:12,066 I'd be happy to discuss it, but this is not the place. 315 00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:15,478 Let's focus on the word of God. 316 00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:20,488 God forgives all, Poul. God forgives all. 317 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:38,249 It's difficult. 318 00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:43,344 Even though you seen it before it's still difficult every time. 319 00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:56,607 - Did you discuss your wife's death? - Yes, I talked to lots. 320 00:37:56,819 --> 00:38:04,032 - A wife's suicide must be painful. - Yes, that can't be nice. 321 00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:08,194 - Linda didn't take her own life. - But she took pills? 322 00:38:08,414 --> 00:38:13,243 Yes, but it was an accident. 323 00:38:13,461 --> 00:38:15,501 Accident how? 324 00:38:15,713 --> 00:38:21,717 Christoffer had been playing with her pills and had put them in a candy dish. 325 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:28,678 Linda always had a sweet tooth and she thought they were yellow M&Ms. 326 00:38:28,893 --> 00:38:32,179 Your son Christoffer? 327 00:38:32,396 --> 00:38:37,355 - So he's actually able to move? - Why wouldn't he be? 328 00:38:37,568 --> 00:38:42,112 - I thought he was paralysed. - No, I wish. 329 00:38:42,323 --> 00:38:47,033 There's no stopping him. Just yesterday he was playing rounders. 330 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:53,200 I don't believe you, Ivan. 331 00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:08,675 - I just don't. - I've never heard anything that crazy. 332 00:39:08,891 --> 00:39:14,052 Has Gunnar told tall stories and played fast and loose with the truth? 333 00:39:14,271 --> 00:39:17,973 If it is that's just plain rude. 334 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,941 Why don't you bring him tomorrow? 335 00:39:24,156 --> 00:39:28,653 He's already coming. He's been pestering me all week to come. 336 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:33,117 - Good. - Then you can see for yourself. 337 00:39:53,102 --> 00:39:56,803 - Good morning. - Good morning. 338 00:40:01,986 --> 00:40:07,028 Christoffer, this is Adam. Adam, Christoffer. 339 00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:10,860 Maybe you could go say hello. Yum, eggs. 340 00:40:17,001 --> 00:40:19,457 Small mouthfuls. 341 00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:42,984 - He's paralysed. - What did you say? 342 00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:47,323 - I have to go in tower. - You two stay here. 343 00:40:47,531 --> 00:40:51,032 - I need shoot black bird. - Sit down. 344 00:40:52,411 --> 00:40:54,535 He's paralysed. 345 00:40:56,874 --> 00:41:00,659 Christoffer, go into daddy's office. Now! 346 00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:12,426 This will not be pleasant to watch. What did you say? 347 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,591 He's paralysed. Isn't he paralysed, Ivan? 348 00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:19,647 Is he really, Adam? 349 00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:23,724 Yes, he has cerebral palsy. 350 00:41:25,361 --> 00:41:30,356 That is just crazy. Khalid, what do you have to say? 351 00:41:33,536 --> 00:41:35,576 Khalid? 352 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,991 Him is it. 353 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:43,123 Ivan, he's spastic paralysed. 354 00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:48,624 Your son's a spastic. Your wife killed herself. 355 00:41:48,843 --> 00:41:53,256 Your mother died giving birth to you. Your dad raped you. 356 00:41:57,601 --> 00:42:00,971 Look at me, Ivan. Look at me. 357 00:42:04,817 --> 00:42:11,532 You bleeding from an ear. You bleeding from an ear, for sake of fuck! 358 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,446 The other way. 359 00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:29,713 - Ivan was bleeding from an ear. - That has happened to me. 360 00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:34,256 Just drink milk. Plenty of milk. 361 00:43:24,188 --> 00:43:27,439 Just give up, Ivan. 362 00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:45,455 There's something you should know. 363 00:43:45,668 --> 00:43:52,632 Christoffer is recovering from a very nasty bout of the flu. 364 00:43:52,842 --> 00:43:57,505 I'm the first to admit that he's been a bit sluggish lately. 365 00:43:57,721 --> 00:44:02,717 - Shut the fuck up! - If he hurts you turn the other cheek. 366 00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:05,807 God is on my side. 367 00:44:49,648 --> 00:44:53,813 What is his problem? He needs to be locked up! 368 00:44:54,028 --> 00:44:57,979 I'm not one to gossip - 369 00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:01,948 - but he's always been considered a phenomenon. 370 00:45:02,161 --> 00:45:06,325 - I don't know if you know? - How the hell should I know? 371 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:12,580 - He's sick. Very sick. - I bloody well know that. 372 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:16,747 No, not like that. Well, he is that too - 373 00:45:16,967 --> 00:45:21,963 - but he's terminally ill. 374 00:45:22,181 --> 00:45:27,177 - What's wrong with him? - Cancer. 375 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:31,179 He has a brain tumour the size of a volleyball. 376 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:35,563 I've never seen anyone with such a large brain tumour. 377 00:45:35,778 --> 00:45:39,859 I'll bash your face in if you call him a walking miracle. 378 00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:43,740 Have you heard about the Ravashi syndrome? 379 00:45:43,953 --> 00:45:46,871 Ravashi was an Indian footballer - 380 00:45:47,081 --> 00:45:51,874 - who lost both his feet in a go-kart accident in 1957. 381 00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:59,299 In a state of shock over the accident he ran home on the stumps of his legs. 382 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:03,509 His brain blocked the fact that he had no feet. 383 00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:07,424 For two months he came to practice. 384 00:46:07,643 --> 00:46:13,813 - He kept his midfield position. - Without feet? 385 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:18,734 They were a bad team. They were maybe in the fifth league. 386 00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:23,027 Ivan has experienced so much hardship - 387 00:46:23,242 --> 00:46:27,656 - that he needs to find an explanation in order to live with it. 388 00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:34,955 That's why he thinks that the Devil has it in for him. 389 00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:40,166 Ivan would say that everything is a test. 390 00:46:40,384 --> 00:46:44,964 You're a test, his cancer is a test, his son's handicap is a test. 391 00:46:45,181 --> 00:46:51,350 In Ivan's mind he's locked in fierce battle with the Devil himself. 392 00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:57,851 Ivan has no mind to lose and he blocks out everything like Ravashi. 393 00:46:58,068 --> 00:47:03,693 He's in denial about all the bad stuff. Death, mutilation, hardship, evil. 394 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:08,487 That simply doesn't exist in Ivan's world. 395 00:47:11,457 --> 00:47:14,293 Why does he bleed from his ears? 396 00:47:14,502 --> 00:47:20,707 We have asked ourselves that. I think it's when something comes too close. 397 00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:28,091 Someone once got through to him. He bled from his ears once before. 398 00:47:28,307 --> 00:47:31,262 That was three years ago. 399 00:47:31,477 --> 00:47:37,314 - What happened? - You don't know his sister Katinka. 400 00:47:37,525 --> 00:47:41,060 A total slapper. She fucked everybody. 401 00:47:41,278 --> 00:47:46,617 I even fucked her when she was here to have her adenoids removed. 402 00:47:46,826 --> 00:47:50,445 When she died Ivan almost fell to pieces. 403 00:47:50,663 --> 00:47:53,618 He bled from his ears and got sick. 404 00:47:55,835 --> 00:47:59,418 - What happened then? - You know Ivan. 405 00:47:59,630 --> 00:48:04,542 A few days later he was jolly as ever. 406 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,296 You could kill him by making him understand? 407 00:48:08,514 --> 00:48:11,469 Yes, in theory. 408 00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:33,700 Give up, Adam. 409 00:48:33,914 --> 00:48:38,162 God is on my side. Never forget that. 410 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:49,298 Hi. The cooker is broken. 411 00:48:49,513 --> 00:48:53,726 - I wanted to make Christoffer a pizza. - Let's fix it. 412 00:48:53,934 --> 00:48:57,020 - I don't know how. - We'll get by. 413 00:48:57,229 --> 00:49:01,892 - Where did Christoffer go? - He's in your office with a woman. 414 00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:09,157 She's quite upset. Her name is Sarah and she's a real hottie. 415 00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:15,406 When she saw Christoffer she started screaming. She didn't want coffee. 416 00:49:15,623 --> 00:49:19,871 Well, we'd better... 417 00:49:23,631 --> 00:49:27,214 So nice of you to visit again. 418 00:49:27,426 --> 00:49:30,843 - Has he been good? - Tell me he isn't yours. 419 00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:36,181 I can't because this is Christoffer. Have you two been introduced? 420 00:49:36,393 --> 00:49:42,978 - How can you say the things you did? - Say what kind of things? 421 00:49:43,192 --> 00:49:48,863 You said that nothing was wrong with him. That he could do math. 422 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:53,285 Yes, he can. Even the complicated kind. 423 00:49:59,542 --> 00:50:04,703 Adam, maybe you should go get some of the cookies that Sarah likes. 424 00:50:28,529 --> 00:50:30,819 I'll come too. 425 00:50:35,536 --> 00:50:38,787 Is anyone hungry? 426 00:50:57,349 --> 00:51:02,937 You can hook up the new cooker now. We'll see if this one lasts a bit longer. 427 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:06,647 - What are you doing? - Playing with coins. 428 00:51:06,859 --> 00:51:10,644 - Gunnar is good. - But you're pregnant. 429 00:51:10,863 --> 00:51:14,992 - It's a bit late for that. - We're rewriting an article. 430 00:51:15,201 --> 00:51:20,706 - About what? - The tigers in the Orient. 431 00:51:20,915 --> 00:51:25,328 Here they write that there's only 400 left. 432 00:51:25,544 --> 00:51:29,625 That's a sure way to make them extinct. 433 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:34,219 - Like last round at the pub. - What do you do then, Gunnar? 434 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:39,056 - You buy a pint an a chaser. - The fuck you do! 435 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:42,601 Gunnar is right. We have to do something. 436 00:51:42,812 --> 00:51:46,513 - Shut up, man! - Stay out of it. 437 00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:50,648 Yes, Adam, stop disturbing us because we're busy. 438 00:51:50,861 --> 00:51:56,734 - Five tigers is dying every day. - Six! Six tigers a day, Adam. 439 00:51:56,951 --> 00:52:00,237 They can really jump high those tigers. 440 00:52:27,565 --> 00:52:31,729 I'll come right out and say it. You better come with me. 441 00:52:31,944 --> 00:52:37,699 There's a new apple problem. Shall we say in five minutes by the tree? 442 00:52:43,622 --> 00:52:47,621 I come and no understand. I look fruit and see worm. 443 00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:53,210 No, I actually discovered it, but I don't need any credit. 444 00:52:53,424 --> 00:52:56,342 For sake of fuck, is on all fruit. 445 00:52:56,552 --> 00:53:01,132 That's just plain rude. 446 00:53:01,348 --> 00:53:06,095 Yes, Adam, it never stops. 447 00:53:06,312 --> 00:53:12,932 Let's do something about it. Take down the sick fruit and spray the rest. 448 00:53:13,152 --> 00:53:18,657 Gunnar, come with me. We have to arrange Poul's return to God. 449 00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:55,504 BOOK OF JOB 450 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:55,603 Poul Bækel Hermann, known to friend and foe as Poul Nordkap - 451 00:55:55,815 --> 00:55:59,434 - lived a long and full life. 452 00:55:59,652 --> 00:56:04,778 In his life Poul learned that to know God you must dance with the Devil. 453 00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:08,823 If any Poul Nordkap surely did that. 454 00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:13,165 Poul learned that it's futile to fight good because - 455 00:56:13,374 --> 00:56:20,291 - despite all the cruelty, screaming and tears he had caused in his youth - 456 00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:24,587 - he realised in the end that this was just a mere moment. 457 00:56:24,802 --> 00:56:28,635 The ocean heaved but it was a wasted effort. 458 00:56:28,848 --> 00:56:34,186 The world continued and good prevailed as always. 459 00:56:34,395 --> 00:56:40,351 That's why Poul can return to God with peace of mind. 460 00:56:40,568 --> 00:56:46,073 Adam and I were by his side when he passed quietly away. 461 00:56:46,282 --> 00:56:51,360 His last words were: "I'm not afraid. I'm ready." 462 00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:55,031 But this is not all about Poul - 463 00:56:55,249 --> 00:57:02,380 - because today Christoffer turns nine. Before we gorge ourselves on cake - 464 00:57:02,590 --> 00:57:05,627 - let's honour Poul with a hymn. 465 00:57:05,843 --> 00:57:10,885 Kaj Munk's number 634. "You know my heart". 466 00:58:09,115 --> 00:58:12,567 There you are. I thought you had gone to bed. 467 00:58:12,785 --> 00:58:16,071 - I'd like to talk to you. - Can't it wait? 468 00:58:16,288 --> 00:58:21,247 It has been a long day for Christoffer with all this attention. 469 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:28,709 - I'd like to talk to you now. - Okay then. 470 00:58:28,926 --> 00:58:34,218 Go into dad's office and cuddle up under a blanket. 471 00:58:34,431 --> 00:58:39,308 What's up with you? Is the business with the birthday cake? 472 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:44,562 - What if the Devil isn't testing you? - What do you mean? 473 00:58:44,775 --> 00:58:48,560 What if it isn't him who's been dogging you? 474 00:58:48,779 --> 00:58:53,276 I see. You're reaching again. 475 00:58:53,492 --> 00:58:57,076 If not the Devil then who? A little elf? 476 00:58:57,288 --> 00:59:02,579 Maybe all the birds, the cooker and the worms are just a coincidence? 477 00:59:02,793 --> 00:59:08,879 - Is that what you're telling people? - God. 478 00:59:09,091 --> 00:59:12,046 - Pardon? - God. 479 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:19,348 - I don't understand. - What if God is on your case? 480 00:59:20,603 --> 00:59:22,892 Why would he do that? 481 00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:28,480 Because he hates you. I've read this book. Book of Job. 482 00:59:28,694 --> 00:59:31,482 - Yes. - You've read it, right? 483 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:42,285 No. It's about a crocodile. That's what I've heard. 484 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:47,578 Yes, it's about a crocodile, but it's also about much more. 485 00:59:47,797 --> 00:59:53,219 Remember God killed Job's cattle? His seven camels and his ten kids? 486 00:59:53,427 --> 00:59:57,971 He takes everything away from him and makes him a leper. 487 00:59:58,182 --> 01:00:01,137 Does that remind you of anything? 488 01:00:03,104 --> 01:00:05,596 I never had a camel. 489 01:00:05,815 --> 01:00:09,232 Look at me. Look at me, Ivan! 490 01:00:10,945 --> 01:00:14,611 You know that God is behind this, right? 491 01:00:14,824 --> 01:00:18,027 God is not on your side, Ivan. 492 01:00:18,244 --> 01:00:22,077 Yes, he is. 493 01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:29,503 I don't believe any of this shit. I just want you to know that it's God. 494 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,961 The Devil hasn't wasted any time on you. 495 01:00:34,176 --> 01:00:36,585 God wants to kill you. 496 01:00:36,804 --> 01:00:42,511 You're just so dense that you don't get it. 497 01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:45,396 Why are you doing this to me? 498 01:00:45,604 --> 01:00:49,817 Because I'm evil. You can't change that. 499 01:01:43,829 --> 01:01:47,282 There fire in sky. 500 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:52,163 Him Ivan gone? He forgot moron kid. 501 01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:05,047 For sake of fuck, it was all fresh! 502 01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:08,720 Every night we now go to bed hungry. 503 01:05:13,330 --> 01:05:18,456 He's done for. You could use him as a crapper. Have you had coffee? 504 01:05:18,669 --> 01:05:24,625 - No. Is he going to... - Die? You bet your ass he is. 505 01:05:24,842 --> 01:05:30,846 Why do you think that the bloke began bleeding from all orifices in his skull? 506 01:05:31,056 --> 01:05:35,007 I give him four weeks, five tops. 507 01:05:35,227 --> 01:05:41,017 From a medical point of view it doesn't matter. He's come to his senses. 508 01:05:41,233 --> 01:05:45,861 Somehow you've managed to take away his faith. 509 01:05:46,071 --> 01:05:50,569 - That's why I want to buy you coffee. - It doesn't matter. 510 01:05:50,785 --> 01:05:53,359 Well excuse me. 511 01:06:26,821 --> 01:06:30,273 Are you ready? 512 01:06:30,491 --> 01:06:34,406 Get up, Ivan, we need the room. 513 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,614 Go with Adam. 514 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:42,670 Are you coming? 515 01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:53,389 Call me when he gets to weak. 516 01:06:53,597 --> 01:06:57,548 We'll give him a room and a shot of morphine. 517 01:08:29,693 --> 01:08:33,775 God hates us, Christoffer. 518 01:08:33,989 --> 01:08:36,481 He's always hated us. 519 01:08:37,743 --> 01:08:40,615 It doesn't look too good. 520 01:08:45,918 --> 01:08:49,003 Gather the others. 521 01:09:13,571 --> 01:09:16,691 Well, the fact is... 522 01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:23,118 Adam already knows but... 523 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,618 I'm dying. 524 01:09:29,628 --> 01:09:33,248 - Die how? - I'll sleep with the worms. 525 01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:39,172 - Are you not going to stay? - No, that would be difficult. 526 01:09:39,388 --> 01:09:42,924 What are we to do? 527 01:09:43,142 --> 01:09:47,057 Well, I hope that you... 528 01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:54,150 I don't know. 529 01:09:54,361 --> 01:10:00,864 I don't know what you should do. I don't know anything anymore. 530 01:10:01,076 --> 01:10:07,792 If I said anything that you can use then do that or don't. 531 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,290 I don't care. 532 01:10:13,506 --> 01:10:15,546 That's all. 533 01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:35,186 - Where you're going? - I feel like a drink. I've earned that. 534 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:39,650 - Gunnar... - Leave me alone. 535 01:10:39,865 --> 01:10:44,612 - You idiot! - Gunnar, that's stupid. 536 01:11:26,495 --> 01:11:29,034 You had a hair. 537 01:11:31,459 --> 01:11:35,208 Here's one more. We have three. 538 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:39,585 - Ivan deserve good cake. - What the fuck are you doing? 539 01:11:43,679 --> 01:11:46,716 - I'm picking apples. - With a paki? 540 01:11:48,768 --> 01:11:52,517 - What happened? - Lightning. 541 01:11:52,730 --> 01:11:57,559 What's wrong with you? Are you fucking kidding us? 542 01:11:57,777 --> 01:12:03,816 - You climb trees with a nigger. - That... 543 01:12:04,033 --> 01:12:10,072 - Esben, just go home. - He say go away and take fat friend. 544 01:12:11,749 --> 01:12:17,337 Jørgen, let's teach our little Black friend some manners. 545 01:12:17,546 --> 01:12:20,501 What the fuck are you doing? 546 01:12:20,716 --> 01:12:24,667 I feel stress. He come with psycho knee. 547 01:12:24,887 --> 01:12:28,933 - He shot me. - Here witness. Him done before. 548 01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:32,891 - He shot me! - I say sorry, fatso! 549 01:12:33,104 --> 01:12:36,687 - Take him with you. - You'll regret this. 550 01:12:36,899 --> 01:12:40,483 And you, nigger, you're dead. 551 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:46,575 - You stupid? I have gun. - You can't just shoot people. 552 01:12:46,784 --> 01:12:52,740 He came with that shoulder. Psycho shoulder. There's his back. 553 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,784 Stop it! 554 01:13:02,424 --> 01:13:08,380 I are off balance. I no like seeing Ivan like that. 555 01:13:08,597 --> 01:13:13,225 It's a shitty day. I want leave this faggot country. 556 01:13:48,304 --> 01:13:52,255 Khalid... You have to talk to him. 557 01:13:52,475 --> 01:13:54,967 He has problems. 558 01:13:55,186 --> 01:13:58,805 Gunnar is also behaving strangely. 559 01:14:00,065 --> 01:14:05,523 - Well, you know... They need you. - Leave me alone. 560 01:14:07,072 --> 01:14:12,660 Yes, but just have a talk with them. 561 01:14:12,870 --> 01:14:15,362 They'll listen to you. 562 01:14:22,171 --> 01:14:25,173 I'll put the apples in the fridge. 563 01:14:26,258 --> 01:14:29,011 Do as you please. 564 01:14:42,316 --> 01:14:45,603 Gunnar, what are you doing? 565 01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:53,443 - Nothing. - Where's Sarah? 566 01:14:55,454 --> 01:15:00,450 - She's gone home. - What's with all those things? 567 01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:04,797 - It's just an aubergine... - And the racket? 568 01:15:07,550 --> 01:15:13,137 It was in. Everyone said that is was in. 569 01:15:19,019 --> 01:15:22,354 - Go on in. - Not while you are here. 570 01:15:22,565 --> 01:15:25,401 Can I see how you live? 571 01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:31,860 No. 572 01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:45,045 - She got very drunk. - What have you done? 573 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:50,083 Nothing yet. She just got drunk. 574 01:15:50,301 --> 01:15:53,504 - She wanted it. - Put that stuff down. 575 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,886 It's her fault for getting that drunk. 576 01:16:11,155 --> 01:16:15,106 Let's go to bed. 577 01:16:15,326 --> 01:16:18,078 You come with me. Go on. 578 01:16:25,377 --> 01:16:30,621 - Wow, so many guns. - Khalid, where are you going? 579 01:16:30,841 --> 01:16:33,049 Statoil must die. 580 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:36,547 - Wouldn't you rather stay here? - No. 581 01:16:36,764 --> 01:16:42,008 - You won't shoot anyone, right? - Drop it. I no want to shoot you. 582 01:16:42,228 --> 01:16:45,265 You meddle and I shoot your face. 583 01:16:45,481 --> 01:16:50,856 - Can we go with you? - You want rob with me? 584 01:16:51,070 --> 01:16:54,771 - Yes. - So nice. But no smoke in car. 585 01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:59,155 No. Get in. 586 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:28,272 I'll go in first. I have to use the loo. 587 01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:34,937 Okay, but no shooting anyone before me come in. 588 01:17:35,156 --> 01:17:38,359 Hat on, Gunnar. 589 01:17:40,619 --> 01:17:44,369 Is there a back door? Run! Get out of here! 590 01:17:44,582 --> 01:17:47,453 Get out! Run! 591 01:17:52,548 --> 01:17:56,000 - Where's employee? - They ran. 592 01:17:56,218 --> 01:17:59,220 For sake of fuck! 593 01:18:11,442 --> 01:18:15,357 - Are you done? - Don't you want some cigarettes? 594 01:18:30,211 --> 01:18:32,537 Stop it! Let's go! 595 01:18:52,441 --> 01:18:54,482 Are you hurt? 596 01:18:59,448 --> 01:19:02,118 That went well. 597 01:19:02,326 --> 01:19:06,159 You have to talk to Ivan. You need help, both of you. 598 01:19:06,372 --> 01:19:09,991 He also needs help. Come on. 599 01:19:10,209 --> 01:19:12,962 - Take of that hat. - Yes. 600 01:19:25,516 --> 01:19:31,638 - Hi. Where did you go last night? - We were at the gas station. 601 01:19:31,856 --> 01:19:35,475 - Was I very drunk? - No, you were nice. 602 01:19:35,693 --> 01:19:39,394 What are you doing? Where are the other apples? 603 01:19:39,613 --> 01:19:44,490 - We ate them. - Have you eaten seven apples? 604 01:19:44,702 --> 01:19:50,955 - He was hungry. You only had beer. - For fuck's sake! 605 01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:58,250 You look good in that outfit. Did we fool around yesterday? 606 01:20:00,843 --> 01:20:05,636 The girlie boys are here again. There are more. 607 01:20:10,519 --> 01:20:15,063 - Go into the church. - I no hide from that bunch of faggots. 608 01:20:15,274 --> 01:20:19,189 Look how many they are. Go into the church. 609 01:20:34,627 --> 01:20:37,498 You can go fuck yourself. 610 01:20:37,713 --> 01:20:42,175 - We just want the paki. - Will you stop that noise! 611 01:20:54,105 --> 01:21:00,820 I really shouldn't have come out here and ask for some peace and quite. 612 01:21:01,028 --> 01:21:04,943 I have six, maybe seven, days left to live. 613 01:21:05,157 --> 01:21:07,732 I deserve to be able to nap. 614 01:21:07,952 --> 01:21:13,030 I can't manage you rude people. Please leave. 615 01:21:13,249 --> 01:21:16,085 We just want the paki and do him. 616 01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:23,211 Do what you want. You can take him to the woods. I just want peace. 617 01:21:23,425 --> 01:21:28,385 - Get him! - That is just plain rude! 618 01:21:28,597 --> 01:21:34,470 We'll do this another way. Give me everything that makes noise. 619 01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:52,235 What the fuck was he doing? 620 01:21:52,455 --> 01:21:55,789 Asshole! 621 01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:03,254 - I wasn't my fault. - Let's get out of here. 622 01:22:47,384 --> 01:22:52,387 In medical terms this is called a half Kennedy. 623 01:22:52,598 --> 01:22:57,475 He won't get over that. I can assure you of that. 624 01:22:57,686 --> 01:23:03,940 Well, you just say your goodbyes and I'll stick the kettle on. 625 01:23:34,557 --> 01:23:38,852 It's not nice to take the church car. It's for the dead. 626 01:23:39,061 --> 01:23:42,727 Shut up, Gunnar. So goodbye to you all. 627 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:47,852 - You could stay. Ivan may return. - Ivan is toasted. 628 01:23:48,070 --> 01:23:52,151 I have to go home. What you say, Adam. 629 01:23:53,409 --> 01:23:56,612 I don't know. You decide. 630 01:23:56,829 --> 01:24:00,993 I go. I sorry about Ivan. I sorry that you can't make cake. 631 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:04,329 See you, Adam and the Sarah. 632 01:24:04,545 --> 01:24:08,378 Fuck you, Gunnar. 633 01:24:08,591 --> 01:24:10,631 Well, okay. 634 01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:29,936 - Go to your room. - Don't get angry, but... 635 01:24:34,992 --> 01:24:38,077 - Where is that from? - Don't hurt me. 636 01:24:38,287 --> 01:24:42,915 I took it by accident. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. 637 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:09,371 - Enter. - His bed is empty. 638 01:26:09,587 --> 01:26:13,206 - Yes. - Where is he? 639 01:26:13,424 --> 01:26:18,466 It doesn't make sense. I'm a man of science. I believe in figures. 640 01:26:18,679 --> 01:26:22,381 I'm going somewhere where the sick die - 641 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:28,888 - and don't go sit in the garden with a cheese burger after having been shot. 642 01:26:29,106 --> 01:26:32,725 - Is he in the garden? - Yes. 643 01:26:32,943 --> 01:26:36,444 He just got up and went for a walk. 644 01:26:36,655 --> 01:26:41,568 The bullet simply shot the tumour away. 645 01:26:41,786 --> 01:26:48,370 Now they're telling me that the bloke is well again. I've bloody well had it. 646 01:27:18,197 --> 01:27:20,570 Hi, Adam. 647 01:27:22,993 --> 01:27:27,491 - I baked an apple cake. - Yes. 648 01:27:30,626 --> 01:27:32,916 Should we have a go? 649 01:28:56,587 --> 01:29:02,342 - What's the name of the child? - Ivan Lambert Andersen. 650 01:29:02,551 --> 01:29:06,301 Ivan Lambert Andersen... 651 01:29:06,514 --> 01:29:11,141 I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 652 01:29:11,352 --> 01:29:13,392 Amen. 653 01:29:17,191 --> 01:29:20,526 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 654 01:29:20,736 --> 01:29:23,311 - Come back. - No time. 655 01:29:23,531 --> 01:29:28,490 - We're going to Indonesia. - Interesting. Because of the tigers? 656 01:29:28,702 --> 01:29:33,946 No, I plan to play tennis again. They have the best courts. 657 01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:36,789 It's because of junior. 658 01:29:37,002 --> 01:29:41,297 With his Down's syndrome he'll just look like the others. 659 01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:46,170 Yes, tigers are really fascinating. You're always welcome. 660 01:29:46,387 --> 01:29:49,721 - We have to go. - Don't you have to change? 661 01:29:49,932 --> 01:29:52,804 I'll do it in the car. 662 01:29:55,771 --> 01:29:58,643 Come on, Gunnar. 663 01:30:05,114 --> 01:30:10,073 Arne and Noller. Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 664 01:30:11,328 --> 01:30:15,541 Okay then. This is my assistant, Adam Ole Pedersen. 665 01:30:15,749 --> 01:30:19,202 We've been looking forward to meeting you. 666 01:30:19,420 --> 01:30:22,457 Well, let's go. I'll take the bags. 667 01:30:22,673 --> 01:30:26,043 What the fuck is wrong with your eye? 668 01:30:27,887 --> 01:30:31,339 - What do you mean? - You look like a spastic. 669 01:30:31,557 --> 01:30:33,598 Really? 670 01:30:33,809 --> 01:30:37,678 I think that's just a rude way to break the ice 671 01:30:37,897 --> 01:30:42,725 We'll come through town so let's ask what they think of me. 672 01:30:42,943 --> 01:30:48,105 This is not the place for that discussion because you'll lose. 673 01:30:51,285 --> 01:30:54,869 The eye is fine. We'll discuss it in the car. 674 01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,909 Good idea with that discussion. Come on.