1 00:01:48,035 --> 00:01:52,781 ADAM'S APPLES 2 00:01:56,251 --> 00:01:58,957 Adam? Sorry I'm late. 3 00:01:59,171 --> 00:02:03,751 Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 4 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:08,761 I'm a bit flustered but I've been looking forward to meeting you. 5 00:02:12,267 --> 00:02:14,344 Let's get going. 6 00:02:14,561 --> 00:02:20,398 Let me take your bag. That was... Come on. 7 00:02:26,657 --> 00:02:32,743 People who have been in prison are often a bit protective of their stuff. 8 00:02:38,127 --> 00:02:41,413 Have you lived in the country before? 9 00:02:59,064 --> 00:03:03,561 This is our small church. Just take a look at this. 10 00:03:03,777 --> 00:03:08,689 This is our apple tree. We're very proud of it. 11 00:03:08,907 --> 00:03:14,151 There are lots of apples this year. Lots and lots. 12 00:03:14,371 --> 00:03:18,322 It's probably because of the warm summer. 13 00:03:22,129 --> 00:03:26,792 They're not ripe just yet. Don't eat that. Come with me. 14 00:03:34,725 --> 00:03:39,103 - Good morning. - Good morning. 15 00:03:39,313 --> 00:03:43,264 Adam will stay with us. This is Khalid and Gunnar. 16 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:46,189 I won't talk to egghead. 17 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:50,236 There will be lots of time for that kind of talk. 18 00:03:50,449 --> 00:03:52,489 Come on, Adam. 19 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:05,253 What does the O stand for? In Adam O. Pedersen? 20 00:04:05,464 --> 00:04:10,293 What's the story about the O? Your parents must have told you. 21 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:14,094 - I forgot to ask. - That's a good answer. 22 00:04:14,306 --> 00:04:17,676 It says here that you're a neo-Nazi. 23 00:04:17,893 --> 00:04:21,263 Are you really? 24 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:26,190 It's not the first thing that springs to mind by looking at you. 25 00:04:26,402 --> 00:04:31,361 Here it says you're EVIL. It's rude to write that on a person's CV. 26 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:34,279 Are you really evil? 27 00:04:34,493 --> 00:04:38,705 I didn't think so. Tell you what, just forget about this - 28 00:04:38,914 --> 00:04:43,244 - because there are no evil people. We don't believe in that. 29 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:48,337 If you only look for evil then the world is evil. 30 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:54,173 But you can try to focus on the silver lining as we do here. 31 00:04:54,388 --> 00:04:57,722 That makes everything easier. 32 00:04:57,933 --> 00:05:02,014 In later years the Devil has sent his troops to test us - 33 00:05:02,229 --> 00:05:05,148 - but we have conquered them all. 34 00:05:05,357 --> 00:05:10,400 All of us here have found God in some way. 35 00:05:10,612 --> 00:05:14,563 You just met Khalid and Gunnar. I saw that you did. 36 00:05:14,783 --> 00:05:18,485 Gunnar was paroled four years ago. 37 00:05:18,704 --> 00:05:22,655 He was just to stay three months, but he chose to stay. 38 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:26,576 Gunnar was what you would call an alcoholic. 39 00:05:26,795 --> 00:05:30,746 He stole and raped girls but now he's on the wagon - 40 00:05:30,966 --> 00:05:38,512 - and is studying theology. He's not the only one. There's also Khalid. 41 00:05:38,724 --> 00:05:42,058 He used to rob gas stations. 42 00:05:42,269 --> 00:05:47,395 Do you remember a young man being shot when he went to buy condoms? 43 00:05:49,401 --> 00:05:53,447 - No. - Khalid is still not allowed at Statoil. 44 00:05:53,655 --> 00:06:00,324 A few hostage dramas later he's learning Danish and is doing well. 45 00:06:00,537 --> 00:06:03,029 Tell me what I have to do. 46 00:06:03,248 --> 00:06:07,579 I can't do that. You have to discover that for yourself. 47 00:06:07,795 --> 00:06:11,959 All I want is for you to set yourself a goal. 48 00:06:13,842 --> 00:06:16,299 Are you listening to me? 49 00:06:16,512 --> 00:06:19,181 Yes, I believe I am. 50 00:06:19,389 --> 00:06:23,340 In any other situation I would say that you are rude - 51 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:28,982 - but let's not talk about that now. What do you want your goal to be? 52 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:37,949 I would like to bake a cake. 53 00:06:38,158 --> 00:06:42,868 Bake a cake? Oh, an apple cake? 54 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,916 Yes, an apple cake. 55 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:51,463 - My goal is to bake a big apple cake. - With the apples from our garden? 56 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:56,714 - Yes, the apples from the garden. - That's a good idea. 57 00:06:56,927 --> 00:07:02,883 I think we found your goal. You're going to bake a cake. 58 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:06,849 You'll look after the tree until 1st of August. 59 00:07:07,062 --> 00:07:11,559 Then you'll use them to bake an apple cake. 60 00:07:54,109 --> 00:07:59,318 I just wanted to give you this. It has both the new and the old testament. 61 00:07:59,531 --> 00:08:03,151 It's a good thing to have. Sleep tight. 62 00:08:33,023 --> 00:08:35,313 Evil has many faces - 63 00:08:35,526 --> 00:08:40,153 - and it can be difficult to tell them apart and choose sides. 64 00:08:40,364 --> 00:08:46,119 Especially these days where so many things are said in this and that town. 65 00:08:46,328 --> 00:08:51,038 Everything has so many nuances. Also we humans. 66 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:57,787 If the game of chess had undergone the same development as humans - 67 00:08:58,006 --> 00:09:03,594 - the queen would be in front, the rooks would be crooked - 68 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:07,055 - and the pawn would be the main piece. 69 00:09:07,266 --> 00:09:13,850 We no longer know who we are and this rootlessness... 70 00:09:14,064 --> 00:09:21,147 Are we boring you, Poul? Is the word of God boring to you? 71 00:09:21,363 --> 00:09:25,065 - Are we boring you? - I need to go to the loo. 72 00:09:25,284 --> 00:09:28,120 - Can't it wait? - Not really. 73 00:09:28,328 --> 00:09:31,912 We finish in 20 minutes. 74 00:09:32,124 --> 00:09:38,163 - I think that Poul can wait that long. - Let him go for sake of fuck and crap. 75 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:44,051 - So we can song sing now. - Okay, democracy has spoken. 76 00:09:44,261 --> 00:09:48,011 Go, Poul. Go take a crap. 77 00:09:48,223 --> 00:09:54,393 - But you can't come back in. - That's okay. 78 00:09:54,605 --> 00:09:59,766 You have to use the hospital loo because you can't use ours. 79 00:09:59,985 --> 00:10:05,111 - Why not? - It's locked during the service. 80 00:10:05,324 --> 00:10:08,824 - Why? - For security reasons. 81 00:10:12,956 --> 00:10:16,706 Let's continue if it's okay with Poul. 82 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:22,045 We'll sing 634 "You know my heart". 83 00:10:33,811 --> 00:10:36,563 There's fried pork. 84 00:10:39,024 --> 00:10:44,102 It was a good sermon today. At least it was shorter than usual. 85 00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:47,738 Too bad for old Poul Nordkap. 86 00:10:50,494 --> 00:10:55,951 Ivan is always on his case. He leaves during the sermon. 87 00:10:56,166 --> 00:11:00,414 It's not nice of him. He always does that. 88 00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:05,458 It's because he was in a concentration camp during the war. 89 00:11:06,552 --> 00:11:12,009 He's become restless in his old age. He's 86. 90 00:11:12,224 --> 00:11:15,808 It won't be any fun when that age comes. 91 00:11:17,104 --> 00:11:19,560 Don't worry about Ivan. 92 00:11:19,773 --> 00:11:25,563 He's okay. Just don't venture into an argument with him. 93 00:12:02,858 --> 00:12:06,109 - What the hell are you doing? - Me? 94 00:12:10,449 --> 00:12:14,282 - My phone! - I thought you were sleeping. 95 00:12:14,495 --> 00:12:19,122 And my wallet! Are you stealing my stuff? Have you gone insane? 96 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:23,378 - I'm sorry. - Piss off, fatso! 97 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,506 - Sleep tight. - Piss off! 98 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,807 BOOK OF JOB 99 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:48,962 - They're not moving. - They cheeky for sake of fuck! 100 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:52,459 Fly home bird for sake of fuck! 101 00:13:52,676 --> 00:13:55,429 What are we going to do? 102 00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:59,850 There won't be any apples left for your cake. 103 00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:03,808 Let the paki monkey climb up and shoo them away. 104 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:08,351 - I'm not talking to you. - I don't know anything about birds. 105 00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:11,403 What do we do in a case like this? 106 00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:21,162 You leave them alone, I think. 107 00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:27,162 - Can't we let them eat the apples? - They're Adam's apples for the cake. 108 00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:31,542 - For sake of fuck, he can't bake. - You don't know that. 109 00:14:31,757 --> 00:14:36,883 If Adam wants to bake us a cake it's our job to support him. 110 00:14:37,096 --> 00:14:40,299 - He can't bake bread. - Shut up! 111 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:44,466 - I can tell. - What the fuck do you know, paki? 112 00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:49,978 That's the right attitude. That kind of attitude will get us some cake. 113 00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:02,780 - There's more of them coming. - That's just plain rude. 114 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:24,682 That's good. Very authentic. 115 00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:30,137 - No bird will come back now. - Reverend Fjeldsted? 116 00:15:30,357 --> 00:15:33,478 Yes? Call me Ivan. 117 00:15:33,694 --> 00:15:37,645 - I'm Sarah Svendsen. - Hi. This is my assistant Adam. 118 00:15:37,865 --> 00:15:43,287 I'm not from around here. I wanted to come to the service but I couldn't. 119 00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:47,446 Don't apologise. You only cheat yourself. 120 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:52,080 What's this? You're in a bad way. 121 00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:54,870 Let's go inside and talk. 122 00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,967 - I met this guy. - The milk has gone bad. 123 00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:04,552 - Fine. - I was thinking about her. 124 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:08,812 - Me too. - No, you didn't. 125 00:16:09,021 --> 00:16:12,521 Are you saying I didn't? Are you? 126 00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:18,155 Let's take that discussion right now. This may be the right time and place. 127 00:16:18,363 --> 00:16:23,240 John says: "He came to Canaan after having turned water into wine." 128 00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:29,408 "A boy was sick. Jesus said: Do to others as you want them to do to you." 129 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,627 Don't call me inconsiderate. 130 00:16:32,836 --> 00:16:39,587 - It's okay. I don't take milk. - Maybe we have some cookies. 131 00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:46,339 Adam, could you go see if there's a few cookies for Sarah and me? 132 00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:59,321 - Maybe I shouldn't have come. - Sure. So you met a guy? 133 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:04,905 I have been in Indonesia working for the World Wide Fund for Nature. 134 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:10,161 I made love to a man and got pregnant. 135 00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:13,292 I used to drink a lot before. 136 00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:19,126 Now I'm in AA and I've been sober for 341 days. 137 00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:25,961 Now they're saying that the baby may be handicapped. 138 00:17:26,181 --> 00:17:32,268 - I don't know where the dad is... - Just a second, Sarah. 139 00:17:32,479 --> 00:17:40,227 Why do I get three cookies and Sarah only two? Don't you find that odd? 140 00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:45,900 There were five left. Hers looked bigger. 141 00:17:49,163 --> 00:17:56,294 I don't think so. Have you measured the cookies? He never does that. 142 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:59,624 Let's stop this discussion. 143 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:06,466 - You would like to get rid of it? - Yes... No! 144 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,723 There's a 60% chance that the baby is handicapped. 145 00:18:11,935 --> 00:18:18,188 I have to decide within a week before it's too late. 146 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,486 I can't handle a handicapped child. 147 00:18:21,695 --> 00:18:24,816 60 per cent is a lot, right? 148 00:18:27,618 --> 00:18:32,281 It's just statistics. Let me tell you something. 149 00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:38,869 When we were expecting our son we were told that he could be disabled. 150 00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:44,166 We could have been intimidated by statistics and reason - 151 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:49,047 - but we chose to look at the bright side, and now... 152 00:18:49,264 --> 00:18:55,351 When I see him run around in the garden or doing his homework - 153 00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:59,264 - we're happy that we chose to have him. 154 00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:03,067 You won't find anyone to say otherwise. 155 00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:08,866 The Devil is testing us all the time. We have to make the right choices. 156 00:19:09,076 --> 00:19:15,826 If we all listened to reason the world would be a gloomy place to live. 157 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:20,289 You need to follow your heart and have the baby. 158 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:40,991 - Fuck! - Good morning. 159 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,334 Fuck, that hurt! 160 00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:55,045 Why the hell haven't you turned the cooker off? 161 00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:03,065 This looks bad. 162 00:21:03,273 --> 00:21:06,774 What did reverend Fjeldsted say? 163 00:21:06,985 --> 00:21:10,153 He's a frigging idiot. 164 00:21:10,364 --> 00:21:15,323 He may be weird, but he's a good boy. 165 00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:21,824 His life sure as shit hasn't been easy. Everything went wrong from the start. 166 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:25,495 His mother died giving birth to him. 167 00:21:25,712 --> 00:21:33,128 He lived with his father and sister. 168 00:21:33,345 --> 00:21:38,684 - Until they took him away. - Ivan? They took Ivan away? 169 00:21:38,892 --> 00:21:44,433 No, nobody took Ivan away. The father was taken away. Henning. 170 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:46,642 Why? 171 00:21:46,859 --> 00:21:54,156 He was fucking those kids black and blue. They could hardly walk. 172 00:21:54,366 --> 00:22:00,287 - Shut up and fix this. - Pardon my forthrightness. 173 00:22:00,497 --> 00:22:05,872 I've learned it's best to tell it like it is. 174 00:22:06,086 --> 00:22:09,705 You're best served by being told the truth. 175 00:22:15,637 --> 00:22:19,054 What's this I hear? The cooker bit you? 176 00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:24,474 - Gunnar forgot to turn it of. - Take a seat. I'd like to talk to you. 177 00:22:31,361 --> 00:22:35,063 Do you know why all this is happening? 178 00:22:35,282 --> 00:22:38,948 Why are all these birds in the tree? 179 00:22:39,161 --> 00:22:43,539 And the cooker. Why did you burn yourself all of the sudden? 180 00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:51,711 I think someone is trying to tell you that you shouldn't go near the cooker. 181 00:22:51,924 --> 00:22:55,127 You can't bake a cake without a cooker. 182 00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:58,928 I think Satan is testing us. 183 00:22:59,139 --> 00:23:03,434 By not letting me bake the cake? 184 00:23:03,644 --> 00:23:10,015 He's trying to fight us. He's testing your strength to withstand him. 185 00:23:10,234 --> 00:23:14,279 He's always doing it to me. Look at your hand. 186 00:23:14,488 --> 00:23:18,439 You're a complete moron. Nobody is doing anything. 187 00:23:18,659 --> 00:23:25,113 - Gunnar just forgot to turn it off. - He always makes sure to turn it off. 188 00:23:25,332 --> 00:23:31,371 - That fat pig is hammered! - Hey, fat and drunk! 189 00:23:31,588 --> 00:23:35,717 So many accusations, but there may be an explanation. 190 00:23:35,926 --> 00:23:42,428 You should know that he was the best Danish tennis player in his youth. 191 00:23:42,641 --> 00:23:48,478 He won all his matches but then a ball was mistakenly called to be out. 192 00:23:48,689 --> 00:23:52,522 Gunnar lost and everything went downhill. 193 00:23:54,486 --> 00:23:59,908 What about Khalid? This was in his coat pocket. 194 00:24:00,117 --> 00:24:04,116 - What are you saying? - Those two haven't changed. 195 00:24:04,329 --> 00:24:08,827 - You're a joke. - Let's forbid people to wear hats. 196 00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:15,711 - It's a balaclava during summer. - Khalid is from a hot climate. 197 00:24:15,924 --> 00:24:22,011 - Here's fucking 17,000 in cash. - You're reaching, Adam. 198 00:24:22,222 --> 00:24:26,517 Khalid is saving to buy new clothes. You didn't know. 199 00:25:33,293 --> 00:25:37,458 Give me my phone and my wallet or I'll smash your face in. 200 00:25:42,553 --> 00:25:45,555 That's not fucking mine! 201 00:25:48,809 --> 00:25:53,805 Stay away from my stuff. Do you understand? 202 00:25:54,022 --> 00:26:00,477 You're lucky that I'm going back in because I would beat you every day. 203 00:26:00,696 --> 00:26:06,153 - I'm going to the casualty room, - Will you pass the market? 204 00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:11,327 - I could. - Could you get my cough syrup? 205 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:16,452 - Sure, what's it called? - Von Osten. 206 00:26:16,670 --> 00:26:21,499 Right. Think about what we can do about the birds, if you have time. 207 00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:38,811 Here you go. It can't be traced but throw it away anyway. 208 00:26:39,026 --> 00:26:43,689 Can you shoot with that hand? Are you going to whack the priest? 209 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:47,323 He's fucked up. He got it in the ass as a kid. 210 00:26:47,534 --> 00:26:53,206 - Now he's all turn the other cheek. - But you're getting out in 11 weeks. 211 00:26:53,415 --> 00:26:57,200 We're waiting for you. Espen can't control them. 212 00:26:57,419 --> 00:27:01,714 - I'm not going to shoot him. - I just want to understand. 213 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:06,005 I need to break him. All that goodness shit. 214 00:27:07,262 --> 00:27:12,258 Does it involve the pear pie? Espen says you talk about a pie. 215 00:27:12,476 --> 00:27:16,095 It's an apple cake, okay? It doesn't matter. 216 00:27:16,313 --> 00:27:20,561 I said that I would bake a cake and the idiot won't let up. 217 00:27:20,776 --> 00:27:27,444 He says that the Devil is testing us because birds are eating the apples. 218 00:27:33,914 --> 00:27:35,991 Do you need help? 219 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:41,085 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? 220 00:27:44,675 --> 00:27:46,715 See you. 221 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,489 Go on. Get them! 222 00:28:15,706 --> 00:28:18,661 Don't be afraid. Go on. Get them. 223 00:28:18,876 --> 00:28:24,630 - He's making them nervous. - They care fucking not about the cat. 224 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:29,170 - All can see. - Yes. Lambert is not working. 225 00:28:29,386 --> 00:28:32,258 My granddad had a cherry tree. 226 00:28:32,473 --> 00:28:39,639 It was attacked by birds, so he shot a few in the morning and evening. 227 00:28:39,855 --> 00:28:42,181 Shot them? With a gun? 228 00:28:42,399 --> 00:28:44,808 No, a waffle iron. 229 00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:48,812 Of course it was a gun. What gun? 230 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:52,152 One like this. 231 00:28:54,411 --> 00:28:56,452 You know what? 232 00:28:56,663 --> 00:29:01,243 I think that we should try it. Can you take them from there? 233 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:05,589 Can we guns use? For sake of fuck, why you not said? 234 00:29:11,637 --> 00:29:14,259 - Well... - Lambert? 235 00:29:14,473 --> 00:29:18,057 Lambert, are you okay? 236 00:29:18,268 --> 00:29:21,354 What just happened? 237 00:29:26,276 --> 00:29:28,317 He's dead. 238 00:29:28,529 --> 00:29:32,314 - It was a shit cat anyhow. - He shot my cat. 239 00:29:32,533 --> 00:29:36,781 Let's stop with the accusations. It was an old cat. 240 00:29:36,995 --> 00:29:40,946 He just happened to fall down while we were shooting. 241 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:45,082 If you want to discuss it now we can. 242 00:29:45,295 --> 00:29:47,088 Okay. 243 00:29:50,467 --> 00:29:56,756 We talked about your grandfather. Do you know what I think? 244 00:29:56,974 --> 00:30:00,344 I think it's going to be a good day. 245 00:30:10,529 --> 00:30:15,690 It's too bad that Khalid won't come in when we're making his favourite food. 246 00:30:15,909 --> 00:30:20,240 - He's embarrassed about Lambert. - Where did he get the gun? 247 00:30:20,456 --> 00:30:25,368 - Is he a terrorist? - He wants to return to Saudi Arabia. 248 00:30:25,586 --> 00:30:29,371 You should see his dream house. It's really nice. 249 00:30:29,590 --> 00:30:33,090 With a bit more Statoil money he can go home. 250 00:30:33,302 --> 00:30:38,463 - Why not just rob a bank - Khalid is very committed to politics. 251 00:30:38,682 --> 00:30:43,429 He only robs multinational companies. That's why he robs Statoil. 252 00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:50,396 Statoil stole his father's land for the oil. Khalid is taking back his property. 253 00:30:50,611 --> 00:30:54,479 - Statoil is Norwegian. - No, I don't think so. 254 00:30:54,698 --> 00:30:59,195 - Statoil is Norwegian! - Remember to tell Khalid that. 255 00:30:59,411 --> 00:31:04,489 - So Ivan knows what he's doing? - Yes. Ivan just want him to be calm. 256 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:07,746 Ivan is not exactly normal. 257 00:31:07,961 --> 00:31:12,589 The anniversary of his wife's death is coming up. 258 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:17,509 - He had a wife? - Yes, Linda. 259 00:31:17,721 --> 00:31:24,721 She ate some pills and killed herself because they got a handicapped son. 260 00:31:24,937 --> 00:31:31,771 He's got cerebral palsy. He can't move at all. She couldn't take that. 261 00:31:37,783 --> 00:31:39,693 Can I come in? 262 00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:47,456 Adam, there sure is no shortage of recipes for apple cake in this world. 263 00:31:58,137 --> 00:32:01,589 It looks like we've won round one. 264 00:32:08,772 --> 00:32:13,649 - What a handsome man. Your father? - That's Hitler. 265 00:32:13,861 --> 00:32:16,697 No, Hitler had a beard. 266 00:32:20,409 --> 00:32:26,199 You're right. I'm thinking of that Russian guy. I'll leave you to it. 267 00:32:26,415 --> 00:32:31,208 Hitler's enemies didn't take him seriously either. 268 00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:37,506 Don't you think that I do? That's just plain rude. 269 00:32:40,345 --> 00:32:45,554 Old Paul Nordkap who's in the hospital with no will to live - 270 00:32:45,768 --> 00:32:48,888 - he was a bigger Nazi than anyone. 271 00:32:49,104 --> 00:32:52,688 Why do you think they ask me to cheer him up? 272 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:55,474 Wasn't he in a camp? 273 00:32:55,694 --> 00:33:01,899 Sure. He was working there. He met Goblins and all those folks. 274 00:33:02,117 --> 00:33:05,902 - Goebbels? - He was probably also there. 275 00:33:06,121 --> 00:33:10,915 Come with me to visit. Then we can see who takes who seriously. 276 00:33:11,126 --> 00:33:13,167 Deal? 277 00:33:28,352 --> 00:33:30,926 BOOK OF JOB 278 00:34:04,138 --> 00:34:07,839 Hello! I'm glad that you could make it. 279 00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:13,895 He's dying. He won't last through the night. I broke it to him gently. 280 00:34:14,106 --> 00:34:18,105 Well, let's give him a good sendoff. 281 00:34:18,318 --> 00:34:22,020 - How's the hand? - Okay. 282 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:27,697 What about the honker, Ivan? It took quite a beating. 283 00:34:27,911 --> 00:34:32,788 You don't have to waste money on perfume anymore, Ivan. 284 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,918 You won't smell anything again. 285 00:34:36,128 --> 00:34:39,462 Yes. Come on, Adam. 286 00:34:43,427 --> 00:34:49,347 What's up with you, Poul? Have you lost your appetite? 287 00:34:49,558 --> 00:34:55,099 - I've brought a guest for you. - Hello. Adam Pedersen. 288 00:34:55,314 --> 00:34:59,893 - Are you feeling a bit low? - I'm scared. 289 00:35:00,110 --> 00:35:02,982 Relax. What have you been up to? 290 00:35:03,197 --> 00:35:09,485 - Have the nurses been nicer to you? - Don't make them. I don't deserve it. 291 00:35:09,703 --> 00:35:14,829 They have been nagging Poul because of this past but we put a stop to that. 292 00:35:15,042 --> 00:35:20,203 Didn't we, Poul? Has Miriam been nicer to you? 293 00:35:20,422 --> 00:35:26,544 Yes, she made me hot chocolate yesterday and tucked me in. 294 00:35:26,762 --> 00:35:32,517 - They are all so nice to me. - That's good. Don't be upset. 295 00:35:32,726 --> 00:35:39,062 - I don't deserve it. Let it be. - Everybody deserves to be tucked in. 296 00:35:39,274 --> 00:35:43,688 - Did she fluff your duvet and pillow? - Yes. 297 00:35:43,904 --> 00:35:46,028 There, there. 298 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:51,828 I apologise for trying to cheat. 299 00:35:52,037 --> 00:35:56,083 I just don't like being inside the church. 300 00:35:56,291 --> 00:36:00,789 - That's all forgotten now. - I know that's what you always say. 301 00:36:01,004 --> 00:36:06,510 I'm scared, Ivan. I dare not sleep. I'm so afraid. 302 00:36:06,718 --> 00:36:10,800 Fiddlesticks! You have nothing to worry about. 303 00:36:11,014 --> 00:36:17,469 Let's focus on the people who cares for you and all your lovely memories. 304 00:36:17,688 --> 00:36:21,473 Oh God! 305 00:36:21,692 --> 00:36:27,482 Poul, don't cry anymore. Don't be so hard on yourself. 306 00:36:27,698 --> 00:36:30,451 All has been forgiven. 307 00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:37,458 If you only knew what we did... All those poor people. 308 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:42,080 - It can't be forgiven. - Stop it. Nobody remembers anymore. 309 00:36:42,296 --> 00:36:45,214 Oh God! 310 00:36:45,424 --> 00:36:49,375 Stop your whinging. It's not as bad as all that. 311 00:36:49,595 --> 00:36:53,724 We all make mistakes but we don't let it bring us down. 312 00:36:56,477 --> 00:36:59,847 You're crazy, man. 313 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:07,695 Why do you say that? Why spoil the mood by being plain rude? 314 00:37:07,905 --> 00:37:12,034 I'd be happy to discuss it, but this is not the place. 315 00:37:12,242 --> 00:37:15,446 Let's focus on the word of God. 316 00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:20,456 God forgives all, Poul. God forgives all. 317 00:37:34,681 --> 00:37:38,217 It's difficult. 318 00:37:38,435 --> 00:37:43,312 Even though you seen it before it's still difficult every time. 319 00:37:51,698 --> 00:37:56,575 - Did you discuss your wife's death? - Yes, I talked to lots. 320 00:37:56,787 --> 00:38:04,000 - A wife's suicide must be painful. - Yes, that can't be nice. 321 00:38:04,211 --> 00:38:08,162 - Linda didn't take her own life. - But she took pills? 322 00:38:08,382 --> 00:38:13,211 Yes, but it was an accident. 323 00:38:13,429 --> 00:38:15,469 Accident how? 324 00:38:15,681 --> 00:38:21,685 Christoffer had been playing with her pills and had put them in a candy dish. 325 00:38:21,895 --> 00:38:28,646 Linda always had a sweet tooth and she thought they were yellow M&Ms. 326 00:38:28,861 --> 00:38:32,147 Your son Christoffer? 327 00:38:32,364 --> 00:38:37,323 - So he's actually able to move? - Why wouldn't he be? 328 00:38:37,536 --> 00:38:42,080 - I thought he was paralysed. - No, I wish. 329 00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:47,001 There's no stopping him. Just yesterday he was playing rounders. 330 00:38:49,798 --> 00:38:53,168 I don't believe you, Ivan. 331 00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:08,643 - I just don't. - I've never heard anything that crazy. 332 00:39:08,859 --> 00:39:14,020 Has Gunnar told tall stories and played fast and loose with the truth? 333 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,941 If it is that's just plain rude. 334 00:39:20,954 --> 00:39:23,909 Why don't you bring him tomorrow? 335 00:39:24,124 --> 00:39:28,621 He's already coming. He's been pestering me all week to come. 336 00:39:28,837 --> 00:39:33,085 - Good. - Then you can see for yourself. 337 00:39:53,070 --> 00:39:56,771 - Good morning. - Good morning. 338 00:40:01,954 --> 00:40:06,996 Christoffer, this is Adam. Adam, Christoffer. 339 00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:10,828 Maybe you could go say hello. Yum, eggs. 340 00:40:16,969 --> 00:40:19,425 Small mouthfuls. 341 00:40:37,364 --> 00:40:42,952 - He's paralysed. - What did you say? 342 00:40:43,162 --> 00:40:47,291 - I have to go in tower. - You two stay here. 343 00:40:47,499 --> 00:40:51,000 - I need shoot black bird. - Sit down. 344 00:40:52,379 --> 00:40:54,503 He's paralysed. 345 00:40:56,842 --> 00:41:00,627 Christoffer, go into daddy's office. Now! 346 00:41:08,395 --> 00:41:12,394 This will not be pleasant to watch. What did you say? 347 00:41:12,608 --> 00:41:16,559 He's paralysed. Isn't he paralysed, Ivan? 348 00:41:16,779 --> 00:41:19,615 Is he really, Adam? 349 00:41:19,823 --> 00:41:23,692 Yes, he has cerebral palsy. 350 00:41:25,329 --> 00:41:30,324 That is just crazy. Khalid, what do you have to say? 351 00:41:33,504 --> 00:41:35,544 Khalid? 352 00:41:35,756 --> 00:41:38,959 Him is it. 353 00:41:39,176 --> 00:41:43,091 Ivan, he's spastic paralysed. 354 00:41:44,890 --> 00:41:48,592 Your son's a spastic. Your wife killed herself. 355 00:41:48,811 --> 00:41:53,224 Your mother died giving birth to you. Your dad raped you. 356 00:41:57,569 --> 00:42:00,939 Look at me, Ivan. Look at me. 357 00:42:04,785 --> 00:42:11,500 You bleeding from an ear. You bleeding from an ear, for sake of fuck! 358 00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,414 The other way. 359 00:42:24,638 --> 00:42:29,681 - Ivan was bleeding from an ear. - That has happened to me. 360 00:42:29,893 --> 00:42:34,224 Just drink milk. Plenty of milk. 361 00:43:24,156 --> 00:43:27,407 Just give up, Ivan. 362 00:43:41,673 --> 00:43:45,423 There's something you should know. 363 00:43:45,636 --> 00:43:52,600 Christoffer is recovering from a very nasty bout of the flu. 364 00:43:52,810 --> 00:43:57,473 I'm the first to admit that he's been a bit sluggish lately. 365 00:43:57,689 --> 00:44:02,685 - Shut the fuck up! - If he hurts you turn the other cheek. 366 00:44:02,903 --> 00:44:05,775 God is on my side. 367 00:44:49,616 --> 00:44:53,781 What is his problem? He needs to be locked up! 368 00:44:53,996 --> 00:44:57,947 I'm not one to gossip - 369 00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:01,916 - but he's always been considered a phenomenon. 370 00:45:02,129 --> 00:45:06,293 - I don't know if you know? - How the hell should I know? 371 00:45:06,508 --> 00:45:12,548 - He's sick. Very sick. - I bloody well know that. 372 00:45:12,765 --> 00:45:16,715 No, not like that. Well, he is that too - 373 00:45:16,935 --> 00:45:21,931 - but he's terminally ill. 374 00:45:22,149 --> 00:45:27,145 - What's wrong with him? - Cancer. 375 00:45:27,362 --> 00:45:31,147 He has a brain tumour the size of a volleyball. 376 00:45:31,366 --> 00:45:35,531 I've never seen anyone with such a large brain tumour. 377 00:45:35,746 --> 00:45:39,827 I'll bash your face in if you call him a walking miracle. 378 00:45:40,042 --> 00:45:43,708 Have you heard about the Ravashi syndrome? 379 00:45:43,921 --> 00:45:46,839 Ravashi was an Indian footballer - 380 00:45:47,049 --> 00:45:51,842 - who lost both his feet in a go-kart accident in 1957. 381 00:45:52,054 --> 00:45:59,267 In a state of shock over the accident he ran home on the stumps of his legs. 382 00:45:59,478 --> 00:46:03,477 His brain blocked the fact that he had no feet. 383 00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:07,392 For two months he came to practice. 384 00:46:07,611 --> 00:46:13,781 - He kept his midfield position. - Without feet? 385 00:46:13,992 --> 00:46:18,702 They were a bad team. They were maybe in the fifth league. 386 00:46:18,914 --> 00:46:22,995 Ivan has experienced so much hardship - 387 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:27,624 - that he needs to find an explanation in order to live with it. 388 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:34,923 That's why he thinks that the Devil has it in for him. 389 00:46:35,139 --> 00:46:40,134 Ivan would say that everything is a test. 390 00:46:40,352 --> 00:46:44,932 You're a test, his cancer is a test, his son's handicap is a test. 391 00:46:45,149 --> 00:46:51,318 In Ivan's mind he's locked in fierce battle with the Devil himself. 392 00:46:51,530 --> 00:46:57,819 Ivan has no mind to lose and he blocks out everything like Ravashi. 393 00:46:58,036 --> 00:47:03,661 He's in denial about all the bad stuff. Death, mutilation, hardship, evil. 394 00:47:03,876 --> 00:47:08,455 That simply doesn't exist in Ivan's world. 395 00:47:11,425 --> 00:47:14,261 Why does he bleed from his ears? 396 00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:20,675 We have asked ourselves that. I think it's when something comes too close. 397 00:47:20,893 --> 00:47:28,059 Someone once got through to him. He bled from his ears once before. 398 00:47:28,275 --> 00:47:31,230 That was three years ago. 399 00:47:31,445 --> 00:47:37,282 - What happened? - You don't know his sister Katinka. 400 00:47:37,493 --> 00:47:41,028 A total slapper. She fucked everybody. 401 00:47:41,246 --> 00:47:46,585 I even fucked her when she was here to have her adenoids removed. 402 00:47:46,794 --> 00:47:50,413 When she died Ivan almost fell to pieces. 403 00:47:50,631 --> 00:47:53,586 He bled from his ears and got sick. 404 00:47:55,803 --> 00:47:59,386 - What happened then? - You know Ivan. 405 00:47:59,598 --> 00:48:04,510 A few days later he was jolly as ever. 406 00:48:04,728 --> 00:48:08,264 You could kill him by making him understand? 407 00:48:08,482 --> 00:48:11,437 Yes, in theory. 408 00:48:30,879 --> 00:48:33,668 Give up, Adam. 409 00:48:33,882 --> 00:48:38,130 God is on my side. Never forget that. 410 00:48:45,018 --> 00:48:49,266 Hi. The cooker is broken. 411 00:48:49,481 --> 00:48:53,694 - I wanted to make Christoffer a pizza. - Let's fix it. 412 00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:56,988 - I don't know how. - We'll get by. 413 00:48:57,197 --> 00:49:01,860 - Where did Christoffer go? - He's in your office with a woman. 414 00:49:02,077 --> 00:49:09,125 She's quite upset. Her name is Sarah and she's a real hottie. 415 00:49:09,334 --> 00:49:15,374 When she saw Christoffer she started screaming. She didn't want coffee. 416 00:49:15,591 --> 00:49:19,839 Well, we'd better... 417 00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:27,182 So nice of you to visit again. 418 00:49:27,394 --> 00:49:30,811 - Has he been good? - Tell me he isn't yours. 419 00:49:31,023 --> 00:49:36,149 I can't because this is Christoffer. Have you two been introduced? 420 00:49:36,361 --> 00:49:42,946 - How can you say the things you did? - Say what kind of things? 421 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:48,831 You said that nothing was wrong with him. That he could do math. 422 00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:53,253 Yes, he can. Even the complicated kind. 423 00:49:59,510 --> 00:50:04,671 Adam, maybe you should go get some of the cookies that Sarah likes. 424 00:50:28,497 --> 00:50:30,787 I'll come too. 425 00:50:35,504 --> 00:50:38,755 Is anyone hungry? 426 00:50:57,317 --> 00:51:02,905 You can hook up the new cooker now. We'll see if this one lasts a bit longer. 427 00:51:03,115 --> 00:51:06,615 - What are you doing? - Playing with coins. 428 00:51:06,827 --> 00:51:10,612 - Gunnar is good. - But you're pregnant. 429 00:51:10,831 --> 00:51:14,960 - It's a bit late for that. - We're rewriting an article. 430 00:51:15,169 --> 00:51:20,674 - About what? - The tigers in the Orient. 431 00:51:20,883 --> 00:51:25,296 Here they write that there's only 400 left. 432 00:51:25,512 --> 00:51:29,593 That's a sure way to make them extinct. 433 00:51:29,808 --> 00:51:34,187 - Like last round at the pub. - What do you do then, Gunnar? 434 00:51:34,396 --> 00:51:39,024 - You buy a pint an a chaser. - The fuck you do! 435 00:51:39,234 --> 00:51:42,569 Gunnar is right. We have to do something. 436 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:46,481 - Shut up, man! - Stay out of it. 437 00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:50,616 Yes, Adam, stop disturbing us because we're busy. 438 00:51:50,829 --> 00:51:56,702 - Five tigers is dying every day. - Six! Six tigers a day, idiot. 439 00:51:56,919 --> 00:52:00,205 They can really jump high those tigers. 440 00:52:27,533 --> 00:52:31,697 I'll come right out and say it. You better come with me. 441 00:52:31,912 --> 00:52:37,667 There's a new apple problem. Shall we say in five minutes by the tree? 442 00:52:43,590 --> 00:52:47,589 I come and no understand. I look fruit and see worm. 443 00:52:47,803 --> 00:52:53,178 No, I actually discovered it, but I don't need any credit. 444 00:52:53,392 --> 00:52:56,310 For sake of fuck, is on all fruit. 445 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:01,100 That's just plain rude. 446 00:53:01,316 --> 00:53:06,063 Yes, Adam, it never stops. 447 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:12,900 Let's do something about it. Take down the sick fruit and spray the rest. 448 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:18,625 Gunnar, come with me. We have to arrange Poul's return to God. 449 00:54:52,803 --> 00:54:55,472 BOOK OF JOB 450 00:55:49,401 --> 00:55:55,571 Poul Bækel Hermann, known to friend and foe as Poul Nordkap - 451 00:55:55,783 --> 00:55:59,402 - lived a long and full life. 452 00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:04,746 In his life Poul learned that to know God you must dance with the Devil. 453 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:08,791 If any Poul Nordkap surely did that. 454 00:56:09,004 --> 00:56:13,133 Poul learned that it's futile to fight good because - 455 00:56:13,342 --> 00:56:20,259 - despite all the cruelty, screaming and tears he had caused in his youth - 456 00:56:20,474 --> 00:56:24,555 - he realised in the end that this was just a mere moment. 457 00:56:24,770 --> 00:56:28,603 The ocean heaved but it was a wasted effort. 458 00:56:28,816 --> 00:56:34,154 The world continued and good prevailed as always. 459 00:56:34,363 --> 00:56:40,319 That's why Poul can return to God with peace of mind. 460 00:56:40,536 --> 00:56:46,041 Adam and I were by his side when he passed quietly away. 461 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:51,328 His last words were: "I'm not afraid. I'm ready." 462 00:56:51,547 --> 00:56:54,999 But this is not all about Poul - 463 00:56:55,217 --> 00:57:02,348 - because today Christoffer turns nine. Before we gorge ourselves on cake - 464 00:57:02,558 --> 00:57:05,595 - let's honour Poul with a hymn. 465 00:57:05,811 --> 00:57:10,853 Kaj Munk's number 634. "You know my heart". 466 00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:12,535 There you are. I thought you had gone to bed. 467 00:58:12,753 --> 00:58:16,039 - I'd like to talk to you. - Can't it wait? 468 00:58:16,256 --> 00:58:21,215 It has been a long day for Christoffer with all this attention. 469 00:58:21,428 --> 00:58:28,677 - I'd like to talk to you now. - Okay then. 470 00:58:28,894 --> 00:58:34,186 Go into dad's office and cuddle up under a blanket. 471 00:58:34,399 --> 00:58:39,276 What's up with you? Is the business with the birthday cake? 472 00:58:39,488 --> 00:58:44,530 - What if the Devil isn't testing you? - What do you mean? 473 00:58:44,743 --> 00:58:48,528 What if it isn't him who's been dogging you? 474 00:58:48,747 --> 00:58:53,244 I see. You're reaching again. 475 00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:57,044 If not the Devil then who? A little elf? 476 00:58:57,256 --> 00:59:02,547 Maybe all the birds, the cooker and the worms are just a coincidence? 477 00:59:02,761 --> 00:59:08,847 - Is that what you're telling people? - God. 478 00:59:09,059 --> 00:59:12,014 - Pardon? - God. 479 00:59:14,606 --> 00:59:19,316 - I don't understand. - What if God is on your case? 480 00:59:20,571 --> 00:59:22,860 Why would he do that? 481 00:59:23,073 --> 00:59:28,448 Because he hates you. I've read this book. Book of Job. 482 00:59:28,662 --> 00:59:31,450 - Yes. - You've read it, right? 483 00:59:36,628 --> 00:59:42,253 No. It's about a crocodile. That's what I've heard. 484 00:59:42,468 --> 00:59:47,546 Yes, it's about a crocodile, but it's also about much more. 485 00:59:47,765 --> 00:59:53,187 Remember God killed Job's cattle? His seven camels and his ten kids? 486 00:59:53,395 --> 00:59:57,939 He takes everything away from him and makes him a leper. 487 00:59:58,150 --> 01:00:01,105 Does that remind you of anything? 488 01:00:03,072 --> 01:00:05,564 I never had a camel. 489 01:00:05,783 --> 01:00:09,200 Look at me. Look at me, Ivan! 490 01:00:10,913 --> 01:00:14,579 You know that God is behind this, right? 491 01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:17,995 God is not on your side, Ivan. 492 01:00:18,212 --> 01:00:22,045 Yes, he is. 493 01:00:22,257 --> 01:00:29,471 I don't believe any of this shit. I just want you to know that it's God. 494 01:00:29,681 --> 01:00:33,929 The Devil hasn't wasted any time on you. 495 01:00:34,144 --> 01:00:36,553 God wants to kill you. 496 01:00:36,772 --> 01:00:42,479 You're just so dense that you don't get it. 497 01:00:42,694 --> 01:00:45,364 Why are you doing this to me? 498 01:00:45,572 --> 01:00:49,785 Because I'm evil. You can't change that. 499 01:01:43,797 --> 01:01:47,250 There fire in sky. 500 01:01:47,468 --> 01:01:52,131 Him Ivan gone? He forgot moron kid. 501 01:02:01,064 --> 01:02:05,015 For sake of fuck, it was all fresh! 502 01:02:05,235 --> 01:02:08,688 Every night we now go to bed hungry. 503 01:05:13,298 --> 01:05:18,424 He's done for. You could use him as a crapper. Have you had coffee? 504 01:05:18,637 --> 01:05:24,593 - No. Is he going to... - Die? You bet your ass he is. 505 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:30,814 Why do you think that the bloke began bleeding from all orifices in his skull? 506 01:05:31,024 --> 01:05:34,975 I give him four weeks, five tops. 507 01:05:35,195 --> 01:05:40,985 From a medical point of view it doesn't matter. He's come to his senses. 508 01:05:41,201 --> 01:05:45,829 Somehow you've managed to take away his faith. 509 01:05:46,039 --> 01:05:50,537 - That's why I want to buy you coffee. - It doesn't matter. 510 01:05:50,753 --> 01:05:53,327 Well excuse me. 511 01:06:26,789 --> 01:06:30,241 Are you ready? 512 01:06:30,459 --> 01:06:34,374 Get up, Ivan, we need the room. 513 01:06:34,588 --> 01:06:36,582 Go with Adam. 514 01:06:39,802 --> 01:06:42,638 Are you coming? 515 01:06:50,687 --> 01:06:53,357 Call me when he gets to weak. 516 01:06:53,565 --> 01:06:57,516 We'll give him a room and a shot of morphine. 517 01:08:29,661 --> 01:08:33,743 God hates us, Christoffer. 518 01:08:33,957 --> 01:08:36,449 He's always hated us. 519 01:08:37,711 --> 01:08:40,583 It doesn't look too good. 520 01:08:45,886 --> 01:08:48,971 Gather the others. 521 01:09:13,539 --> 01:09:16,659 Well, the fact is... 522 01:09:19,253 --> 01:09:23,086 Adam already knows but... 523 01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:27,586 I'm dying. 524 01:09:29,596 --> 01:09:33,216 - Die how? - I'll sleep with the worms. 525 01:09:33,434 --> 01:09:39,140 - Are you not going to stay? - No, that would be difficult. 526 01:09:39,356 --> 01:09:42,892 What are we to do? 527 01:09:43,110 --> 01:09:47,025 Well, I hope that you... 528 01:09:51,994 --> 01:09:54,118 I don't know. 529 01:09:54,329 --> 01:10:00,832 I don't know what you should do. I don't know anything anymore. 530 01:10:01,044 --> 01:10:07,760 If I said anything that you can use then do that or don't. 531 01:10:07,968 --> 01:10:10,258 I don't care. 532 01:10:13,474 --> 01:10:15,514 That's all. 533 01:10:29,114 --> 01:10:35,154 - Where you're going? - I feel like a drink. I've earned that. 534 01:10:35,370 --> 01:10:39,618 - Gunnar... - Leave me alone. 535 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:44,580 - You idiot! - Gunnar, that's stupid. 536 01:11:26,463 --> 01:11:29,002 You had a hair. 537 01:11:31,427 --> 01:11:35,176 Here's one more. We have three. 538 01:11:35,389 --> 01:11:39,553 - Ivan deserve good cake. - What the fuck are you doing? 539 01:11:43,647 --> 01:11:46,684 - I'm picking apples. - With a paki? 540 01:11:48,736 --> 01:11:52,485 - What happened? - Lightning. 541 01:11:52,698 --> 01:11:57,527 What's wrong with you? Are you fucking kidding us? 542 01:11:57,745 --> 01:12:03,784 - You climb trees with a nigger. - That... 543 01:12:04,001 --> 01:12:10,040 - Esben, just go home. - He say go away and take fat friend. 544 01:12:11,717 --> 01:12:17,305 Jørgen, let's teach our little Black friend some manners. 545 01:12:17,514 --> 01:12:20,469 What the fuck are you doing? 546 01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:24,635 I feel stress. He come with psycho knee. 547 01:12:24,855 --> 01:12:28,901 - He shot me. - Here witness. Him done before. 548 01:12:29,109 --> 01:12:32,859 - He shot me! - I say sorry, fatso! 549 01:12:33,072 --> 01:12:36,655 - Take him with you. - You'll regret this. 550 01:12:36,867 --> 01:12:40,451 And you, nigger, you're dead. 551 01:12:42,498 --> 01:12:46,543 - You stupid? I have gun. - You can't just shoot people. 552 01:12:46,752 --> 01:12:52,708 He came with that shoulder. Psycho shoulder. There's his back. 553 01:12:54,426 --> 01:12:56,752 Stop it! 554 01:13:02,392 --> 01:13:08,348 I are off balance. I no like seeing Ivan like that. 555 01:13:08,565 --> 01:13:13,193 It's a shitty day. I want leave this faggot country. 556 01:13:48,272 --> 01:13:52,223 Khalid... You have to talk to him. 557 01:13:52,443 --> 01:13:54,935 He has problems. 558 01:13:55,154 --> 01:13:58,773 Gunnar is also behaving strangely. 559 01:14:00,033 --> 01:14:05,491 - Well, you know... They need you. - Leave me alone. 560 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:12,628 Yes, but just have a talk with them. 561 01:14:12,838 --> 01:14:15,330 They'll listen to you. 562 01:14:22,139 --> 01:14:25,141 I'll put the apples in the fridge. 563 01:14:26,226 --> 01:14:28,979 Do as you please. 564 01:14:42,284 --> 01:14:45,571 Gunnar, what are you doing? 565 01:14:49,792 --> 01:14:53,411 - Nothing. - Where's Sarah? 566 01:14:55,422 --> 01:15:00,418 - She's gone home. - What's with all those things? 567 01:15:00,636 --> 01:15:04,765 - It's just an aubergine... - And the racket? 568 01:15:07,518 --> 01:15:13,105 It was in. Everyone said that is was in. 569 01:15:18,987 --> 01:15:22,322 - Go on in. - Not while you are here. 570 01:15:22,533 --> 01:15:25,369 Can I see how you live? 571 01:15:29,206 --> 01:15:31,828 No. 572 01:15:40,884 --> 01:15:45,013 - She got very drunk. - What have you done? 573 01:15:45,222 --> 01:15:50,051 Nothing yet. She just got drunk. 574 01:15:50,269 --> 01:15:53,472 - She wanted it. - Put that stuff down. 575 01:15:57,568 --> 01:16:00,854 It's her fault for getting that drunk. 576 01:16:11,123 --> 01:16:15,074 Let's go to bed. 577 01:16:15,294 --> 01:16:18,046 You come with me. Go on. 578 01:16:25,345 --> 01:16:30,589 - Wow, so many guns. - Khalid, where are you going? 579 01:16:30,809 --> 01:16:33,017 Statoil must die. 580 01:16:33,228 --> 01:16:36,515 - Wouldn't you rather stay here? - No. 581 01:16:36,732 --> 01:16:41,976 - You won't shoot anyone, right? - Drop it. I no want to shoot you. 582 01:16:42,196 --> 01:16:45,233 You meddle and I shoot your face. 583 01:16:45,449 --> 01:16:50,824 - Can we go with you? - You want rob with me? 584 01:16:51,038 --> 01:16:54,739 - Yes. - So nice. But no smoke in car. 585 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:59,123 No. Get in. 586 01:17:24,988 --> 01:17:28,240 I'll go in first. I have to use the loo. 587 01:17:28,450 --> 01:17:34,905 Okay, but no shooting anyone before me come in. 588 01:17:35,124 --> 01:17:38,327 Hat on, Gunnar. 589 01:17:40,587 --> 01:17:44,337 Is there a back door? Run! Get out of here! 590 01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:47,421 Get out! Run! 591 01:17:52,516 --> 01:17:55,968 - Where's employee? - They ran. 592 01:17:56,186 --> 01:17:59,188 For sake of fuck! 593 01:18:11,410 --> 01:18:15,325 - Are you done? - Don't you want some cigarettes? 594 01:18:30,179 --> 01:18:32,505 Stop it! Let's go! 595 01:18:52,409 --> 01:18:54,450 Are you hurt? 596 01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:02,086 That went well. 597 01:19:02,294 --> 01:19:06,127 You have to talk to Ivan. You need help, both of you. 598 01:19:06,340 --> 01:19:09,959 He also needs help. Come on. 599 01:19:10,177 --> 01:19:12,930 - Take of that hat. - Yes. 600 01:19:25,484 --> 01:19:31,606 - Hi. Where did you go last night? - We were at the gas station. 601 01:19:31,824 --> 01:19:35,443 - Was I very drunk? - No, you were nice. 602 01:19:35,661 --> 01:19:39,362 What are you doing? Where are the other apples? 603 01:19:39,581 --> 01:19:44,458 - We ate them. - Have you eaten seven apples? 604 01:19:44,670 --> 01:19:50,923 - He was hungry. You only had beer. - For fuck's sake! 605 01:19:51,135 --> 01:19:58,218 You look good in that outfit. Did we fool around yesterday? 606 01:20:00,811 --> 01:20:05,604 The girlie boys are here again. There are more. 607 01:20:10,487 --> 01:20:15,031 - Go into the church. - I no hide from that bunch of faggots. 608 01:20:15,242 --> 01:20:19,157 Look how many they are. Go into the church. 609 01:20:34,595 --> 01:20:37,466 You can go fuck yourself. 610 01:20:37,681 --> 01:20:42,143 - We just want the paki. - Will you stop that noise! 611 01:20:54,073 --> 01:21:00,788 I really shouldn't have come out here and ask for some peace and quite. 612 01:21:00,996 --> 01:21:04,911 I have six, maybe seven, days left to live. 613 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:07,700 I deserve to be able to nap. 614 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:12,998 I can't manage you rude people. Please leave. 615 01:21:13,217 --> 01:21:16,053 We just want the paki and do him. 616 01:21:16,261 --> 01:21:23,179 Do what you want. You can take him to the woods. I just want peace. 617 01:21:23,393 --> 01:21:28,353 - Get him! - That is just plain rude! 618 01:21:28,565 --> 01:21:34,438 We'll do this another way. Give me everything that makes noise. 619 01:21:49,628 --> 01:21:52,203 What the fuck was he doing? 620 01:21:52,423 --> 01:21:55,757 Asshole! 621 01:21:58,345 --> 01:22:03,222 - It wasn't my fault. - Let's get out of here. 622 01:22:47,352 --> 01:22:52,355 In medical terms this is called a half Kennedy. 623 01:22:52,566 --> 01:22:57,443 He won't get over that. I can assure you of that. 624 01:22:57,654 --> 01:23:03,908 Well, you just say your goodbyes and I'll stick the kettle on. 625 01:23:34,525 --> 01:23:38,820 It's not nice to take the church car. It's for the dead. 626 01:23:39,029 --> 01:23:42,695 Shut up, Gunnar. So goodbye to you all. 627 01:23:42,908 --> 01:23:47,820 - You could stay. Ivan may return. - Ivan is toasted. 628 01:23:48,038 --> 01:23:52,119 I have to go home. What you say, Adam. 629 01:23:53,377 --> 01:23:56,580 I don't know. You decide. 630 01:23:56,797 --> 01:24:00,961 I go. I sorry about Ivan. I sorry that you can't make cake. 631 01:24:01,176 --> 01:24:04,297 See you, Adam and the Sarah. 632 01:24:04,513 --> 01:24:08,346 Fuck you, Gunnar. 633 01:24:08,559 --> 01:24:10,599 Well, okay. 634 01:24:24,908 --> 01:24:29,904 - Go to your room. - Don't get angry, but... 635 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,045 - Where is that from? - Don't hurt me. 636 01:24:38,255 --> 01:24:42,883 I took it by accident. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. 637 01:26:05,008 --> 01:26:09,339 - Enter. - His bed is empty. 638 01:26:09,555 --> 01:26:13,174 - Yes. - Where is he? 639 01:26:13,392 --> 01:26:18,434 It doesn't make sense. I'm a man of science. I believe in figures. 640 01:26:18,647 --> 01:26:22,349 I'm going somewhere where the sick die - 641 01:26:22,568 --> 01:26:28,856 - and don't go sit in the garden with a cheese burger after having been shot. 642 01:26:29,074 --> 01:26:32,693 - Is he in the garden? - Yes. 643 01:26:32,911 --> 01:26:36,412 He just got up and went for a walk. 644 01:26:36,623 --> 01:26:41,536 The bullet simply shot the tumour away. 645 01:26:41,754 --> 01:26:48,338 Now they're telling me that the bloke is well again. I've bloody well had it. 646 01:27:18,165 --> 01:27:20,538 Hi, Adam. 647 01:27:22,961 --> 01:27:27,459 - I baked an apple cake. - Yes. 648 01:27:30,594 --> 01:27:32,884 Should we have a go? 649 01:28:56,555 --> 01:29:02,310 - What's the name of the child? - Ivan Lambert Andersen. 650 01:29:02,519 --> 01:29:06,269 Ivan Lambert Andersen... 651 01:29:06,482 --> 01:29:11,109 I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 652 01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:13,360 Amen. 653 01:29:17,159 --> 01:29:20,494 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 654 01:29:20,704 --> 01:29:23,279 - Come back. - No time. 655 01:29:23,499 --> 01:29:28,458 - We're going to Indonesia. - Interesting. Because of the tigers? 656 01:29:28,670 --> 01:29:33,914 No, I plan to play tennis again. They have the best courts. 657 01:29:34,134 --> 01:29:36,757 It's because of junior. 658 01:29:36,970 --> 01:29:41,265 With his Down's syndrome he'll just look like the others. 659 01:29:41,475 --> 01:29:46,138 Yes, tigers are really fascinating. You're always welcome. 660 01:29:46,355 --> 01:29:49,689 - We have to go. - Don't you have to change? 661 01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:52,772 I'll do it in the car. 662 01:29:55,739 --> 01:29:58,611 Come on, Gunnar. 663 01:30:05,082 --> 01:30:10,041 Arne and Noller. Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan. 664 01:30:11,296 --> 01:30:15,509 Okay then. This is my assistant, Adam Ole Pedersen. 665 01:30:15,717 --> 01:30:19,170 We've been looking forward to meeting you. 666 01:30:19,388 --> 01:30:22,425 Well, let's go. I'll take the bags. 667 01:30:22,641 --> 01:30:26,011 What the fuck is wrong with your eye? 668 01:30:27,855 --> 01:30:31,307 - What do you mean? - You look like a spastic. 669 01:30:31,525 --> 01:30:33,566 Really? 670 01:30:33,777 --> 01:30:37,646 I think that's just a rude way to break the ice 671 01:30:37,865 --> 01:30:42,693 We'll come through town so let's ask what they think of me. 672 01:30:42,911 --> 01:30:48,073 This is not the place for that discussion because you'll lose. 673 01:30:51,253 --> 01:30:54,837 The eye is fine. We'll discuss it in the car. 674 01:30:55,048 --> 01:30:59,877 Good idea with that discussion. Come on.