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Give us the serum, Mr. Bannon.

2
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It belongs to our master... Nat King Cobra.

3
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You suck!

4
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Sorry to have to leave
the party early, gentlemen...

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not that it hasn't been a...

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blast.

7
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Blast.

8
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Good one, Race.

9
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Hey. Check it out... skywriting.

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Where?

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Dude.

12
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Dude!

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Jeez.

14
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I never thought I'd see the day
I'd be working for Professor lmpossible.

15
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Me neither.
This is a dream come true.

16
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No. I meant
'cause he flunked me in college.

17
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Hey, didn't he flunk you, too?

18
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Squeaked by with a sympathy "D."

19
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My dad died that semester.

20
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Hey. What's my sosh?

21
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How should I know?

22
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He thinks he's so fantastic.

23
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All he does is go on and on
about himself and his inventions.

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Welcome to lmpossible Industries,
gentlemen.

25
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I know the journey here was quite long,
but I trust you all had a pleasant one.

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How should we know?
We were blindfolded.

27
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Yes. I'm sorry about that,
but since this think tank is a joint effort...

28
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of lmpossible Industries
and the government...

29
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the strictest security measures
have to be followed at all times.

30
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I see you've already been issued
your required "I" suits.

31
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Yeah. I notice you're not wearing one.

32
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How silly of me.

33
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That's better.

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Had a lunch
with the National Security Council.

35
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So, how do they fit...

36
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Impossibly great, right?

37
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It is the most comfortable thing
I've ever worn.

38
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It's like wearing nothing at all,
like a second skin.

39
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You've got a little something brown
on your nose.

40
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Speaking of skin, you know, the "I" suits...

41
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actually recycle dead skin cells
as you shed them...

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which then fuel
the in-suit air conditioning...

43
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that keeps them a constant
comfortable seventy degrees.

44
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Yeah. Well, that's all well and good,
but mine fits for crap.

45
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My apologies.

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Here.

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There.

48
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How's that feel?

49
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Impossibly great.

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Thanks.

51
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They conform to your body's every contour
and every movement...

52
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even my impossible movements.

53
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They're hypoallergenic
and help keep the labs...

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free from dander and unwanted body hair.

55
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Oh, OK, already.
Great. Wow.

56
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You invented thermal underwear.

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Whoop-dee-freakin'-do.

58
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So, uh, Professor,
with the "I" suits here...

59
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how does one, you know?

60
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Go to the bathroom?

61
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It takes some getting used to...

62
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but now's the perfect time
to start practicing.

63
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Um, what?

64
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Mandatory drug testing.

65
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Company policy.

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All you do is think
about going to the bathroom...

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and the "I" suit does the rest.

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Hey, it works.

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Incredible.

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Hey! How about that?

71
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I'm not wearing any underwear.

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What are we looking for?

73
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Clues, anything out of the ordinary...

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besides...

75
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you know, a burnt-out plane
full of snake men.

76
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Brock, I think I figured out
why the plane crashed.

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There were skeletons driving it!

78
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That's, uh, nice work, Dean.

79
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Boys, we've got an agent M.I.A.

80
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Better come with me
while I search the area.

81
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No telling whether or not more of these...

82
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snake guys are gonna show up.

83
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You mean, go with you
on a bona fide spy mission?

84
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Proper!

85
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Let's go change into spy clothes.

86
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He's gonna fire me.

87
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I had a cold last week,
and I took cough medicine.

88
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What if he finds codeine in my sample?

89
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He's gonna think I'm a junkie, fire me.

90
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Relax, Billy. You'll be fine.

91
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It's Venture and his mother's little helpers
that should be worried.

92
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Thanks for your concern, White,
but I've got it covered.

93
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At least my sons finally proved themselves
useful for something.

94
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"Company policy, company policy."

95
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Anal retentive weird... oh!

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Oh, my God.

97
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Uh, just... OK.

98
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Nice spy clothes, douche.

99
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What? I didn't have any black.

100
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I figured, "cowboy."

101
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Next best thing to spies, right?

102
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Wow!

103
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What can I say?
I'm like a camel.

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Uh, Sally.

105
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Gentlemen, allow me to introduce
my lovely wife Sally.

106
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Whatever are you doing out of your room
during work hours, honey?

107
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I needed something from the kitchen.

108
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Well, all right.

109
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I'll allow it, but, please, next time,
just ask me to get it for you.

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- But you were busy.
- Sally.

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OK, Richard.
I'm sorry, Richard.

112
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Oh. And here.
Could you be a lark...

113
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and bring the gentlemen's samples
down to the lab for me?

114
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You make your wife stay in her room?

115
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I know how this looks,
but Sally has a...

116
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a medical condition.

117
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She's very sensitive to light
and shouldn't be out during the day.

118
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Hey, but there aren't any windows in here.

119
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OK. Tour's over.

120
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Let's get you fellows situated
at your work stations, shall we?

121
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D'oh! My Kuwahara!

122
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Oh, man.

123
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These are no good for you, kid.

124
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Beat it, junior.

125
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We're on official government business.

126
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Race Bannon.

127
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Those bastards killed him!

128
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Those kids?

129
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Damn it!
We let them go!

130
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You know him, Brock?

131
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Worked with him a few times.

132
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He was one of the best.

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Do you need a hug, Brock?

134
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No, Dean.

135
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Well...

136
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it's here if you need it.

137
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I know how it is in this line of work.

138
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See enough death,
and you start to get hard inside.

139
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Holy crap!

140
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Samson, is that you?

141
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Yes. I'm here, Race.

142
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Ah, you look nice.

143
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Listen...

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you... you have to...

145
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recover the canister.

146
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We have it, Race.
Tell me what it is.

147
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Goliath Serum.

148
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Here.

149
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Do me a favor, Brock.

150
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Anything, old friend.

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Tell... J...

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Jonny...

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I...

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Love... unh!

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I didn't know they...

156
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Yeah. They never show that part on TV.

157
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Come on, Venture, think, think, damn it!

158
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You can come up with something.

159
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Burning the midnight oil, I see.

160
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Well, this looks interesting.

161
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What you working on?

162
00:09:05,942 --> 00:09:07,775
Oh, this?
It's nothing really.

163
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Come on.
Give us a peek.

164
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Actually, it's quite technical.

165
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I am a scientist.

166
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Oh! Hold on!

167
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Sorry, Professor lmpossible.

168
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Listen. I can look at this later.

169
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I really just came by to remind you
that I need that sample from you A.S.A.P.

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Company policy.

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Hi.

172
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Oh. I brought you something.

173
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Oh. Is that your...?

174
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No.

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It's your...

176
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You might be able to fool Richard,
but not me.

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I have a prescription for those.

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I need them for my...

179
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You know what I need?

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The Goliath Serum developed
by Professor Richard lmpossible...

181
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for use during the Vietnam Conflict,
but rejected for production.

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Injected into a living creature,
it alters the subject's metabolism...

183
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turning it into a living, breathing
time bomb within twenty-four hours.

184
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The magnitude of the blast
is directly proportionate...

185
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to the subject's size.

186
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Why, if one drop...

187
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enough to turn this unsuspecting ant
into a six-legged miniature hand grenade...

188
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just imagine the devastation
that could be caused...

189
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if, say, an elephant was injected
with the Goliath Serum.

190
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Now imagine that elephant
was performing in the Moscow Circus.

191
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Watch out, lvan!

192
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The serum can enter the bloodstream
through the skin...

193
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so direct contact should be avoided.

194
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Take care when handling it.

195
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If you suspect unintentional exposure,
watch for the early warning signs.

196
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Does the patient look flushed?

197
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Does the patient have
an abnormally large appetite?

198
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What?

199
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,525
Is there popcorn on my face?

200
00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:55,025
Oh, this feels so good.

201
00:10:55,108 --> 00:10:56,775
I haven't laughed like this in years.

202
00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:58,567
Richard never lets me drink.

203
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,608
Ah, well, he's probably worried
about your medical condition.

204
00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:03,983
Medical condition?
He's worried I'll embarrass him...

205
00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:07,150
Mr. Big lmportant Science Man,
so prim and proper...

206
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:10,150
all clean-cut and always
so damn calm and composed.

207
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:13,317
He's like a robot.
It drives me nuts, but you...

208
00:11:13,442 --> 00:11:14,775
you're nothing like Richard.

209
00:11:14,858 --> 00:11:16,525
You're alive.

210
00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:17,900
Well, uh...

211
00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:21,400
You curse, you sweat,
you twitch, you have passion.

212
00:11:21,983 --> 00:11:23,692
I'm dying in this place, Venture.

213
00:11:23,775 --> 00:11:25,858
I want to taste real life again.

214
00:11:26,025 --> 00:11:27,942
Kiss me, Dr. Venture!

215
00:11:29,942 --> 00:11:31,442
Kiss me!

216
00:11:38,358 --> 00:11:40,108
Please, please, Dr. Venture.

217
00:11:40,192 --> 00:11:42,858
Get away from... oh, God! Help me.

218
00:11:42,942 --> 00:11:45,983
Billy, White, she's a succubus.

219
00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:48,525
Doctor, please.
Wait, don't.

220
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Dr. Venture.

221
00:11:53,472 --> 00:11:54,761
Dr. Venture.

222
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Oh, God! Oh, God!

223
00:12:02,192 --> 00:12:04,775
It burns! It burns!

224
00:12:07,817 --> 00:12:11,525
No! No! Oh, god!

225
00:12:18,983 --> 00:12:21,275
What, uh, doing here?

226
00:12:22,483 --> 00:12:24,525
Bad man make Cody cry hurt.

227
00:12:24,650 --> 00:12:25,817
I don't. I wasn't. I...

228
00:12:25,942 --> 00:12:29,108
Ned, don't. Dr. Venture is a friend.

229
00:12:31,192 --> 00:12:33,067
Bad man make Cody cry hurt.

230
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,692
I know.
He didn't mean it, Ned.

231
00:12:35,775 --> 00:12:37,067
Ned hurt, too.

232
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Heart hurt. Body hurt.

233
00:12:39,983 --> 00:12:42,650
I know, Ned. I know.

234
00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:45,108
But I don't want to be a bomb!

235
00:12:45,192 --> 00:12:46,317
Hank! Hank!

236
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:49,692
Just calm down.
Don't jump around so much.

237
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The movie guy said
that doesn't matter, Brock.

238
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He's not volatile
until he reaches stage four.

239
00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:54,858
And then what happens?

240
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,358
Then I blow up, right?

241
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,942
Well, not if we kill you first.

242
00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:02,067
That stops the metabolic
chain reaction lickety-split.

243
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,942
What's this?
What's happening?

244
00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:06,650
Stage two... visible blemishes.

245
00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:07,733
Not a lot of time.

246
00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,775
Hank, listen to me.

247
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,442
I'm gonna get you out of this.

248
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:12,858
That's easy for you to say.

249
00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:14,358
You're not gonna blow up!

250
00:13:14,442 --> 00:13:16,483
Sure we would.
According to the movie...

251
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you can take out a whole city.

252
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:22,650
Dude, what is with you?
Why are you so calm about this?

253
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:26,025
Because, Hank, we're not
just any poor suckers...

254
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we're the Venture brothers.

255
00:13:27,858 --> 00:13:31,692
Our dad's a supergenius
with, like, chemistry stuff.

256
00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:33,483
He can fix this, no prob.

257
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,817
Dean, we don't even know
where your dad is.

258
00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:40,150
He's sequestered in some
secret think tank, and this is, well...

259
00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:44,525
this is kind of out of his league, honestly.

260
00:13:44,942 --> 00:13:47,233
We're all gonna die!

261
00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:48,858
Not necessarily.

262
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:52,817
There's one man on the planet
who might be able to help us.

263
00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,108
And I know where he is.

264
00:13:59,025 --> 00:14:00,650
That's good, Ned.
Thank you.

265
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:04,317
Go back to your room now
before Richard sees you out.

266
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,817
No more of that, OK?

267
00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:14,817
I'm sorry.
I should have told you.

268
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:18,150
It takes all my concentration
to keep myself from turning invisible...

269
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,192
and, well, what with all the drinking...

270
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,317
You can turn invisible?

271
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,192
Just my skin.

272
00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:25,150
There was an accident a few years ago.

273
00:14:25,358 --> 00:14:28,442
Richard was messing around
with one of his God-awful machines...

274
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,983
trying to harness cosmic rays
with gamma radiation.

275
00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:33,692
My brother Cody was in town.

276
00:14:33,775 --> 00:14:36,733
I was giving him and my
mentally handicapped cousin Ned a tour...

277
00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:39,942
of the lmpossible Building in New York,
and there was this explosion.

278
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,817
I remember when that happened!

279
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,192
But go on. I'm sorry.
You were saying.

280
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:48,692
It did this to me,
turned poor Ned into a walking callus.

281
00:14:48,775 --> 00:14:51,483
Cody can't touch oxygen
without bursting into flames...

282
00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:55,317
and Richard, as usual,
he was the lucky one.

283
00:14:55,442 --> 00:14:58,942
Yeah. Superstretchy
isn't so bad by comparison.

284
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,525
He keeps us hidden away
from his government investors.

285
00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:06,150
Ned's used to that kind of treatment,
being a retard...

286
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,150
and poor Cody's unconscious
most of the time...

287
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:10,358
but it's been so hard for me.

288
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,483
Peaches, are you bothering Dr. Venture?

289
00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:20,150
No, Richard.
I just came by for his sample.

290
00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:22,775
Splendid. I'll take that.

291
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:26,442
Well, I guess you're
all done here then, hmm?

292
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,233
Yes, Richard.

293
00:15:28,692 --> 00:15:30,150
Good night, Dr. Venture.

294
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,733
Mrs. Impossible.

295
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:36,608
Well, let's hope you do better on this test
than you did on your midterms, eh?

296
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:42,317
What say you and I take a little ride, hmm?

297
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,858
I've been good to you,
haven't I, Dr. Venture?

298
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:46,533
What?

299
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:50,108
I selected you for my think tank,
despite the military's protests...

300
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,900
gave you a chance to do
some meaningful work...

301
00:15:53,025 --> 00:15:55,442
and make a little much-needed cash
at the same time.

302
00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:57,424
What? I can't...

303
00:15:57,488 --> 00:16:01,483
I don't mean to be cross with you,
but my point is, I had a few simple rules...

304
00:16:01,608 --> 00:16:02,567
and you broke them.

305
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,192
Making a play for my wife is one thing...

306
00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:10,858
but going into restricted areas...
that I can't abide on a project like this.

307
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,942
I'm glad we've had this little talk,
Dr. Venture.

308
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,692
Believe you me, I understand how it is.

309
00:16:18,942 --> 00:16:23,400
Being cooped up in a windowless building
at the North Pole for an entire month...

310
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,567
it can get to a man,
make him do crazy things.

311
00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:29,733
No, really. I'm fine.

312
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,400
I mean, it's only been a couple of days.

313
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:36,150
No, no. That's what I'm going to tell them
when they ask what happened to you...

314
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:41,025
and I explain how you got cabin fever
and wandered off to die in the snow.

315
00:16:41,192 --> 00:16:42,650
Good-bye, Dr. Venture.

316
00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:46,650
What? Wait a minute. If this is
about what I saw, I won't tell anyone.

317
00:16:46,775 --> 00:16:48,108
I know.

318
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:49,692
Oh, yeah?

319
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,733
I cheated on my midterms!

320
00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:02,358
Oh, crap.

321
00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:04,983
I don't see why I have to be here.

322
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,858
You guys can do this by yourselves.

323
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,108
Oh, crap! Stage three!

324
00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:13,567
Brock, I've thought a lot about it,
and if we can't get the antidote in time...

325
00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:18,358
and it comes down to it,
l... well, I want you to be the one to kill me.

326
00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:20,608
Don't talk like that, Hank.
We're gonna fi...

327
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:21,983
- Promise me, Brock!
- OK.

328
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,525
- Promise?
- Yes, I promise.

329
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:25,317
- Superswear?
- Yes, Hank.

330
00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:28,900
- Hey, Brock?
- Yeah.

331
00:17:28,983 --> 00:17:29,817
How would you do it?

332
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,108
You're asleep.
Quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing.

333
00:17:32,608 --> 00:17:33,900
You've thought about this.

334
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:34,692
Yes, I have.

335
00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:36,212
Hey, is that...

336
00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:39,108
Keep moving.
Frostbite setting in.

337
00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,525
Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die.

338
00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:44,192
No. Must press on.

339
00:17:44,608 --> 00:17:46,650
Great, Venture!

340
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,858
Thousands of square miles
of empty Arctic wasteland...

341
00:17:49,942 --> 00:17:53,400
and you somehow manage
to step in the one spot of yellow snow.

342
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,358
I made you another sample.

343
00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:01,067
I, uh, huh?

344
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,942
Come to me, Dr. Venture.

345
00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:05,733
Take me, you magnificent beast!

346
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:09,025
I know how to keep you warm.

347
00:18:23,692 --> 00:18:26,900
Here. Put this on. You OK?

348
00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:29,067
I think my foreskin
might have just broken off.

349
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,942
Wait a minute.
Are you a hallucination?

350
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:31,900
Afraid not, Doc.

351
00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:33,067
What? Did you miss me?

352
00:18:33,192 --> 00:18:34,233
What the hell are you doing here?

353
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,983
Hank's a bomb.
Long story.

354
00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:38,775
Richard, please.

355
00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:40,400
I can't live like this anymore.

356
00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:42,858
Sally, please be reasonable.

357
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:47,442
Halt. This area is restricted on the authority
of the United States Government.

358
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,025
I work for the government.

359
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,942
Uh, still, you're not coming in here.

360
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,692
Please, Professor, we need your help.

361
00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:56,400
Horsewash! I know you.
You're Venture's bodyguard.

362
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,358
You just want to beat me up.

363
00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:00,442
Well, just you try it, mister.

364
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:04,108
Try to beat up a man of living rubber!

365
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:07,733
Can't hit what you can't catch.

366
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:12,192
Stop wiggling around, you jackass!

367
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,358
It's the Goliath Serum.

368
00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,275
The kid's full of it.

369
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,650
Good lord. Hiccups?
He's at stage four.

370
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:20,817
He could go at any minute.

371
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,650
Is there an antidote, Professor?

372
00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:25,358
Well, yes. You kill him.

373
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,483
Oh, what?

374
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:29,900
Like that would stop me from shooting?

375
00:19:30,025 --> 00:19:31,692
What's going on out here?

376
00:19:31,817 --> 00:19:33,067
He's trying to kill my brother!

377
00:19:33,192 --> 00:19:35,275
The kid's all hopped up on serum.

378
00:19:35,358 --> 00:19:38,067
He's gonna explode
and take all of us with him if I don't.

379
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:39,817
Well, isn't there an antidote?

380
00:19:39,942 --> 00:19:41,817
Listen. You got here late, OK?

381
00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:43,900
You're looking at the antidote!

382
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:47,150
Professor, no offense, but that's just crazy.

383
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,317
Violence isn't the answer.

384
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,775
This is a think tank.

385
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,233
We're the most powerful minds
on the planet.

386
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,900
Let's act like it.

387
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:58,858
Billy's right. We can create an antidote
if we work together.

388
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,567
My way's safer.

389
00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:04,692
Bad Richard.
No hurt boy.

390
00:20:04,817 --> 00:20:06,448
Ned, what are you...
You son of a bitch!

391
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,067
Cody?

392
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:10,317
Let's stop this, boys.
Outrageous!

393
00:20:11,025 --> 00:20:13,317
Who do you think... hey!

394
00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:16,067
That's it, guys.
Tie him up good and tight.

395
00:20:16,608 --> 00:20:19,983
Well, are we ready, think tank?

396
00:20:51,025 --> 00:20:54,067
It worked!
We're freakin' geniuses!

397
00:20:54,192 --> 00:20:55,983
Yay, think tank!

398
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:57,942
You freaking idiots!

399
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,733
It didn't work.

400
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:01,192
You people invented...

401
00:21:02,317 --> 00:21:03,900
Ranch dressing.

402
00:21:04,025 --> 00:21:05,275
How did you get free?

403
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,442
There's a reason Ned's boots
have Velcro instead of laces, honey.

404
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,567
Clearly the Goliath Serum
just doesn't work on humans.

405
00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:13,608
We certainly never tested it on any.

406
00:21:13,775 --> 00:21:16,067
I mean, that was the whole point.

407
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,817
You send a bug or a dog
or something to blow up.

408
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,192
You just can't stand
seeing Dr. Venture succeed...

409
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:22,817
where you failed, can you, Richard?

410
00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:24,817
You've been on his case
since he got here!

411
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,942
Well, guess what, Richard.
You lose again!

412
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,317
I'm with Dr. Venture now!

413
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,025
Excuse me?

414
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:35,442
Cool! I'm not gonna explode anymore,
and plus, free invisible Mom!

415
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,733
Go Team Venture!

416
00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:41,608
Hang on.
I'm gonna get my things.

417
00:21:43,192 --> 00:21:45,108
- You want to...
- Yeah. Go.

418
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:15,650
You'll see, Sally.

419
00:22:15,983 --> 00:22:17,608
This is just a rough spot.

420
00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:22,400
In time, things will go back
to the way they... hmm?

421
00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:24,025
That's odd.

422
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:28,608
Dr. Venture's... pregnant?