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Brock!

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Rusty?

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Nobody move!
I'll get it!

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Colonel Fun has arrived!

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Ah, you read my mind.

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I need a stiff one in me
after that car ride.

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Why, was I too fast for you, Horace?

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Never let a woman
drive your Aston, Jonesie.

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This one handles a stick
like it's got herpes.

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Well, who knows, with all
the strange garages you park it in.

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- Hello, Dr. Venture.
- Ms. Quymn.

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More like, Ms. Bullocks-buster.

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If she won't take my name

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maybe she'll take a smack
in her smart mouth.

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Try me.

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Mom, are you and Horace
quarrelling again?

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- No, Tara.
- Oh, hello, Sunshine.

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Got your nose.

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Kano!
Take Tara downstairs, would you?

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Go with the nice Chinaman, Tara, doll.

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Ahem.
Where do we, you know?

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H.E.L.P.E.R.!

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Oh, you pretty thing.

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Just a little further

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and we'll reach
the Lost City of Gold, Sabu.

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Save me,
oh, save me, Dr. Venture!

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Dr. Quymn, I presume?

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"Kano, we're out of ice!"

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This time, I get to save you
from the savages!

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Dr. Quymn, I presume.

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Gently.
I sucked the poison out

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but you were completely dehydrated.

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What were you thinking
running about in the jungle in...

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what is this, polyester?

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"Humidity is no excuse
for wrinkles, Rusty."

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Pity your father also
didn't teach you not to steal

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fertility idols
from irritable head-hunters.

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Oh, that.

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I've been researching
alternative cures for impotence.

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- Oh, not for me, of course.
- Have you not tried Viagra?

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It gives me...

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my customers headaches,
nausea, dyspepsia, and/or diarrhea.

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But enough shop talk.

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How've you been?

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What are you doing way out here
in the middle of nowhere?

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Oh, you know,
"curing cancer."

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- Ah.
- Well, I'm trying, anyway.

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There've been a number of...

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- obstacles.
- Mother, is your friend all right?

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Yes, my darlings.
Come and meet Dr. Venture.

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These are my daughters,
Nancy and Drew.

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- Hello, Dr. Venture.
- Pleased to meet you, sir.

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Ah, hello, ladies, hello.

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So, children.

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- The father must be...
- I'm back.

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Finally caught that son of a bitch
who's been sniffing around the campsite.

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Big mo-fo, too.

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Rusty, this is Ginny...

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my bodyguard and
"right-hand man," as it were.

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- Oh, hello. I'm Dr. V...
- Ginny's a yank.

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- Just like you.
- Not like him.

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Well, really should be getti...
Oh, my god!

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- I'll just carry them.
- Oh, poo.

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Are you sure you can't stay
just a while longer, Rusty?

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- Yes, won't you?
- Oh, do stay!

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- They remind me of my boys.
- Please, pretty please!

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They get really excited
about everything, too.

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Bang, Clyde.

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Hey, enough with that already, Hank.

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We're supposed to teach him
boxing, not tricks.

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- You ready, Dean?
- No.

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Brock, this is kind
of the saddest thing ever.

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- Bang, Clyde.
- Stop it, Hank.

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Yeah, it is, Dean.

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But your pop says
we need the money, OK?

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Now, fight!

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Bang, Clyde.

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Ow! Clyde!

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Freeze, poachers!

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Whoa, easy, lady.

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Wait, don't!
They're with me!

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Your fancy new pal's got
a nice little side line

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selling apes
on the black market, Tara.

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- Oh, Rusty, really?
- No!

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- No, this isn't how it looks.
- Yeah, it is.

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Mommy. What's going on?

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- Who are they?
- We were in Thailand just last week...

88
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and we came across
this tragic little fella in a cage.

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- Terrible, terrible...
- Hank? Hank?

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Do you feel cold?
Is your skin tingling?

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and so we had to rescue
the little guy.

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Rigor. First symptoms
of malaria, I think.

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reintroduce him to the wild.

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Slowly.
In fact, hell, he looks ready to me.

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What do you think, Brock?

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Huh? Uh-huh.
Oh, oh, yeah, sure.

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Sure, Dr. Venture.

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See, feral instincts
taking over already.

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He's cured!

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Yeah, we had a bit of
a fling years ago.

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Ah, she's one of those
bleeding hearts, save-the-world types.

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So, no more
teaching chimps to box, huh?

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By the way, thanks
for that new personal low.

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I like to mix it up,
keep you on your toes.

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Speaking of which, new mission.

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Operation "Do Rusty a Solid."

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I need you to keep
this Jimmy character distracted.

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- Who?
- The bodyguard, what's his name.

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- Who, Ginny?
- Yeah, him.

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So, you two are identical twins?

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- Semi-identical, technically.
- We just look lots alike.

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Our own mum
can't tell us apart sometimes.

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My dad's the same way with us.

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Say, what do you gals do for fun?

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Oh, well, back home
we usually like to solve mysteries.

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- Hey, me, too.
- I'm more the adventuring type.

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Oh, we go on adventures, as well!

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Fight mummies...

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You know how it is,
mystery leads to museum

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museum leads to mummy

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and Bob's your uncle,
there we are, right in the thick of it.

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I can bench-press. I think
he's kind of got a thing for her...

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and, well, frankly,
he's a bit of a wet blanket.

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The only wet blankets
I'm interested in are the ones...

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- All right, I know where this is going.
- You know, when we're sweating...

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- Yes!
- Rolling around.

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- Yes!
- When we're having...

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OK, Doc, I get it!

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All right. Just making sure
we're all on the same page here.

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Sex.

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Son of a friggin' bitch!

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Stay close.

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Natives are real suspicious of outsiders

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ever since that IKEA
opened up downriver.

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The logging company
that supplies the lumber

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for their Billy bookcases
has been trying

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to force them off
their ancestral lands.

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He says it struck again last night.

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- The Were-o-dile.
- Were-o-dile?

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- Local folk legend.
- Half man, half crocodile.

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And covered in awful hair.

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He says it tore the head off
their mightiest warrior.

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He says it was as if someone
shook up a six-foot can of...

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blood soda...

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and somebody popped the top.

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Poosh!

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By day, it's an ordinary person.

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But when the moon is full and
the Were-o-dile's spirit is displeased

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it seeks vengeance upon the tribe.

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He says it's your fault...

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that you brought
the wrath of the Were-o-dile

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when you stole their idol.

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Nice.

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Oh, it's a sweetheart deal all around.

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We don't even have to flip a coin,
'cause they're identical.

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Semi-identical. Means they're
monozygotic but developed different.

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Listen to the lady-killer
on this one.

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You have got to super-stop it
with that egghead crud.

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Drew's got a freckle on her nose.
So, you can tell them apart.

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Frith help us.
Play it cool, Dean-o.

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Step to them with that line,
and they're gonna think

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you're some some crazy obsessed weirdo
stalker who, like...

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draws pictures of them
in your notebook.

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They're for the Venture Home news.

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Pictures increase circulation.

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And they'll think you,
like, talk to the pictures.

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And then you cut out the lips
and the eyes with, like, a razor blade

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and then you write dirty words
on them with your own poop

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- and you rub them on your chest.
- What... where did...

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C.S.I.

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Well, I'm not interested
in playing it anything.

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I like them.
I just don't like them like them.

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- Well, I do.
- Which one?

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I don't know.
Either one. Whatever.

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I like Dean. He's got that hot little
Iggy Pop body but with, like...

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a Weezer sort of style.

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You little scammer-jammer!
I told you I like Dean!

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- Go for Hank.
- Ew, no.

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I don't like Hank at all.
I find him boorish.

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You two just
keep clear of those boys.

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You can have
all your prissy little adventures

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or whatever with them.

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But if I catch y'all
getting too adventurous

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I'm gonna tan your hides.
Capiche?

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Yes, ma'am.

186
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Now, come here, you buttons!

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Virginia, why do you
hate men so much?

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I don't hate men, princess.

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I just never met a real one.

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- Well, ain't you a pretty one?
- Huh?

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Oh, hey. Brock Samson.
We weren't properly introduced.

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Virginia Donne.
How's it hanging?

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Oh, oh, tough guy, huh?

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- What do you drive?
- '69 Charger.

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Penis substitute.

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Of course, all them horsies
under the hood ain't worth a damn

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in this rugged terrain
without all-wheel drive.

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Solid chassis,
pliant suspension, torque.

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Look, uh...

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Hot in the jungle, huh?

201
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Yeah.

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- Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
- Moist heat grips you like a vice.

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Maybe go for a nice dip
in the river?

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Skinny-dip?

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Um, yeah, maybe.
I'll do that.

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Ho-ho, ease off the gas, there,
Mustang Sally.

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Where I live, we drive
on the other side of the road.

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What the hell?

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"Yes."

210
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"Wowza."

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"Sex."

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Down...now.

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00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,800
Oh, Rusty,
you really should quit smoking.

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Don't... smoke.

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Then you really need
to get more exercise.

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Brock... second-hand...
killing me.

217
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Well, you can't tell me
this view wasn't worth the climb.

218
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But I want to show you
something even more special.

219
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God... yes.

220
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This is the entire reason I'm here.

221
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It's called Solomon's heart.

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This valley is the only place
on Earth it can grow.

223
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But they only blossom
on mature trees, over 40 years old.

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You see how the seeds form a heart?

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- I do.
- Now you know why

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it's so desperately important
we protect this rainforest.

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Because hearts...

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Because these seeds
contain the antigens

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that can cure cancer,
and who knows what else!

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- Loneliness?
- With further research, I...

231
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Did you say...

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- Ow.
- Oh, let me. I'm sorry.

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We should go. It's getting dark,
and I don't want to...

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- But I want to.
- I don't want to get hurt.

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You won't.
That felt good, didn't it?

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It's not a good time. We have to get
back to camp before moonrise.

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I'm sorry.

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Wait a minute.
Wait, how do I...

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- Oh, my god!
- You're the Were-o-dile!

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I'm not the Were-o-dile!
You're the Were-o-dile!

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How could you?
You're my brother!

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We're twins!

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That means I'm a Were-o-dile, too!
Oh, no!

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00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,360
That... that doesn't really follow.

245
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,880
I mean, we have different hair.

246
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,360
And I have a huskier build,
let's admit it.

247
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,280
Plus, I barely have hair under there.

248
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,720
Me, too.
Not for lack of trying.

249
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,960
Run away!

250
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,240
I got him.
It was a close call, but I got him.

251
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,360
God, frigging harness buckle
is digging into my back.

252
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,120
- Is he dead?
- He looks dead.

253
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,880
He was upside-down for a while.

254
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,280
Blood probably rushed to his...

255
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,240
- Who did that to pop?
- Was it the Were-o-dile?

256
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,440
- Did you see him, Brock?
- No, I saw them.

257
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,880
- Two of them.
- Two of them?

258
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,880
- Mommy? What's going on?
- Girls, thank god!

259
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,720
- Are you OK?
- We're fine.

260
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,560
- What's going on?
- You're in shock.

261
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,040
We got to get you warm.

262
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,880
"All right, no more screwing around!"

263
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,160
This camp is officially
on full Were-o-dile alert!

264
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,040
Everyone in their bunks
now, come on!

265
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,520
Chop-chop!

266
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,360
Hey, your own bunks, dick.

267
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,480
Supercuts, you take first watch.

268
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,360
I want them out of here.

269
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,520
They're bringing
bad juju to this place.

270
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,000
Really, Ginny?

271
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,200
You know as well as I
this ridiculous Were-o-dile

272
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,320
is probably just some
logging company stooge

273
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,800
trying to put the scare into us.

274
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,280
Ask Rusty.
He was a boy adventurer.

275
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,920
I'm not asking him squat.
I don't like him.

276
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,840
That's unfortunate,
because I plan to ask Dr. Venture...

277
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,320
to be my...
lab assistant.

278
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,000
Oh, no, not that.

279
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,400
Oh, Ginny, if I didn't know better,
I'd think you were jealous.

280
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,320
Don't you worry.
I could never replace you.

281
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,080
But I have needs you simply
aren't capable of fulfilling, Ginny.

282
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,920
If you'd just give it a chance,
Tara Bear, I can be...

283
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,000
Dr. Venture is a trained scientist.

284
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,600
He can help me
in ways you never could.

285
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,400
Yeah, like out of your shorts.

286
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,920
Virginia!
You forget your place.

287
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,560
My place? My place is
watching out for your asses.

288
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,160
Kindly remove your things from this hut
and find lodging elsewhere.

289
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,760
No, you kindly remember this,
little miss fancy britches.

290
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,640
Just 'cause mommy and daddy
didn't love you enough

291
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,800
doesn't mean
I'm gonna clean up after you

292
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,640
every time you let a man
make a mess of your life!

293
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,760
"Get out! Get out!"

294
00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,600
"You monster!"

295
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,080
I know what you really are, Tara!

296
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,120
Quit staring at my ass, Samson!

297
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,640
No means no!
Now get to your post.

298
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,880
Stay calm. Stay calm.

299
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,120
Don't let the demon out.

300
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,720
Curiouser and curiouser.

301
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,680
Dr. Quymn has a demon
she's afraid to let out.

302
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,000
Yet she calls Ginny a monster.

303
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,600
And both of them were in the woods
when Brock saw the Were-o-diles.

304
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,440
But where were Nancy and Drew
that whole time?

305
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,520
In their hut? Perhaps.

306
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,360
Then again, perhaps not!

307
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,480
One thing is certain, however.

308
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:43,480
Someone or someones
in this camp is the Were-o-dile!

309
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,560
And we're gonna get
to the bottom of... Hank...

310
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,320
- Are you listening to me?
- Actually, can you keep it down?

311
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,960
I'm trying to write a song
for the girls.

312
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,880
Will you get with the program?
We've got a mystery to solve.

313
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,120
Then we should team up
with the girls.

314
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,280
We can't!
They're... they're suspects.

315
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,120
Then solve it tomorrow or something.
Man, what's your hurry?

316
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,600
What's your slow-ey?

317
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,880
You've gone soft on me,
Henry Allen so-called Venture!

318
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
You used to be all,
"go, Team Venture!"

319
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:13,200
But now... now you're all,
"Go, team..."

320
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,720
"B-boobies!"

321
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,000
Gosh!

322
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,800
"The natives are getting restless."

323
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,600
"We're not long for this world."

324
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,160
Then before they kill us
and shrink our heads

325
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,200
and cut us up and eat us,
kiss me, Dr. Venture.

326
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,440
That's it.

327
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,120
Oh, yes,
I'm having the time of my life!

328
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,680
Rusty?

329
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,400
Would you like to come
and play in my jungle fort?

330
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,320
Ready, Drew?

331
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,800
Ready, Freddie, Nancy Fancy.

332
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,320
Hey, Hank.

333
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,760
You're supposed to stay in your...

334
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,520
- Hey, Brock.
- Oh, hey, it's Dean.

335
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,280
Well, looks like
it's up to me and you

336
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,040
to solve the mystery
of the Were-o-dile.

337
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,720
Everyone else has
dumb girls on the brain.

338
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,600
All right, you big Nebraskan oak.

339
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,520
Don't make me regret this.

340
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,640
You, too, Brock?
You, too?

341
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,400
The both of youse got jungle fever!

342
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,000
The both of youse.

343
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,480
Screw this.
Mood's totally blown.

344
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,480
"Meet me in the clearing
in 10 minutes."

345
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,400
- Hank? Hank!
- Yeah?

346
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,000
Find some dynamite
and a big cargo net

347
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,440
and meet me behind the camp
in 10 minutes... 10!

348
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,520
- But...
- No buts! Do it!

349
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,520
The mystery is afoot.

350
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,160
It's me. Why are you walking
through the jungle backwards?

351
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,640
I don't know. Look, I'd love to chat,
but I really can't, 'cause...

352
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,400
It's me. And we've solved
the mystery of the Were-o-dile.

353
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,480
- You have? Well who...
- Not here.

354
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,680
Come back to our hut.
We'll show you everything.

355
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,480
But Hank...

356
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,480
A storm is coming.
Can smell it.

357
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:21,240
Hard rain's gonna fall.
Hard rain.

358
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,400
Think I just found
my cure for impotence after all.

359
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,520
Now, if I could just
find a way to bottle that ass

360
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,360
I'd be a multimillionaire.

361
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,960
- Here, have some of this.
- What's...

362
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,120
It's a native potion
to ward off the Were-o-dile.

363
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,360
Where's Hank?
He said he'd be here.

364
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,360
Don't worry.
He won't bother us.

365
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,280
Just relax.

366
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,720
- And we'll show you everything.
- Everything.

367
00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,000
Oh, wow. OK, OK.

368
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,600
Oh, Rusty, you've no idea
how long it's been.

369
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,040
19 years, 2 months and 4 days.

370
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,640
Wait!

371
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,120
Why... whoa, what are you...

372
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,760
Please, we have to stop...

373
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:16,480
Help! Oh, this isn't happening!
Help!

374
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,000
Just enjoy this.

375
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,000
Oh, my god!
You're the Were-o-diles!

376
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,800
Help!

377
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,520
Get your filthy mitts off of her!

378
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
- What was that?
- Ginny, what are you do...

379
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,560
I'm not gonna let him
break your heart again!

380
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,760
I'm not gonna let you
put your seed in her

381
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,640
- and walk out that door again!
- Brock, Brock!

382
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,760
"Brock!"

383
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,040
"Oh, bodyguard,
bodyguard, anyone?"

384
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:48,480
She's not the same liquored-up
little teenage rich girl that you...

385
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,280
What teenager?
I haven't seen her since I was 10!

386
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,800
She doesn't need your pills
or your booze

387
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,800
or your shock therapy anymore!

388
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,680
I fixed her, not you!

389
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:04,440
I did! Me, me, me, me!

390
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,840
Oh, I see how it is.

391
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,480
- Damn, you're strong.
- Bring it on!

392
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,160
Try it again, asshole!

393
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,640
Damn, you're strong
for a crazy old bitch!

394
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,720
She can fight!

395
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,000
You're acting...

396
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,120
Dr. Quymn is the Were-o-dile!

397
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,200
She's... Oh, my god,
I almost... a Were-o-dile.

398
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,040
We have to stop her transformation
before she kills us all!

399
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,640
The power of Christ compels you!

400
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,040
Stop it, you little asshole!

401
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,160
She's not a Were-o-dile!
She's an epileptic!

402
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,600
Ew!

403
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,000
OK, OK.

404
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,920
You're OK, Tara Bear.

405
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,360
You're with Ginny now.

406
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,480
- You've come a long way, baby.
- Where's my amulet?

407
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,240
Oh, geez, OK.
Just this once.

408
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,160
Any...
anybody got a light for her?

409
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,320
Ah, ladies.
Fashionably late, I see.

410
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,680
Hey.

411
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,080
We never even believed
there was an actual Were-o-dile.

412
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,520
I mean, it's preposterous.

413
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,120
And we certainly didn't mean
for Hank to get hurt.

414
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,760
Tell your brother he's a real hero
for what he did.

415
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,240
The natives already did.

416
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,560
They even made him an honorary warrior
and gave him a circumcision.

417
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,160
Does that mean you aren't...

418
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,400
- Ew.
- Don't talk to him, girls.

419
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,680
Ginny, darling!
Come along! We're going!

420
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,400
Hey. How you holding up there,
broken arrow?

421
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,200
- Can I get you anything?
- I could use a cocoa.

422
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,920
Do we have any cocoa?
Or something stronger?

423
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,880
"I just don't want to feel
anything anymore, Brock."

424
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,760
"Oh, god."

425
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,800
"Love!"

426
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,480
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