1 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,440 All right, I got 50 smackers for each and every man... 2 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,120 willing to work an honest day at my compound. 3 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,920 Who's up for it? I'm taking rocket engineers... 4 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,480 radar-tracking operations managers... 5 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,400 super fusion fuel-rod insertion specialists... 6 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,640 with venturilium-handling experience... 7 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,080 and I'm gonna need one or two guys... 8 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,240 who can do phased-plasma spectrum analysis. 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,960 Any takers? 10 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,240 Anybody? 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,680 No? 12 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,080 Geez. They never learn. 13 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,760 And they get lamer every week. 14 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,080 Yeah, looks like Manosaurus. 15 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,280 Better go check if he's got any henchmen stuck further down. 16 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,920 All right, all right... enough about how great you're doing! 17 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,760 It was a rhetorical question. 18 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,040 What I'm really calling about is just to... 19 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,520 give you a heads-up. 20 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,280 I've got a meeting this morning with a certain 4-star general... 21 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,800 to discuss a certain hot business deal with a certain me. 22 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,680 You got a meeting with Manhowers, huh? 23 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,480 - That's great, Rust. - Yes, it is. 24 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,280 Tell him I say hi The choppers he ordered 25 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,800 will be ready a week ahead of schedule. 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,320 So, anyway... 27 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,320 next time you do a photo shoot for one of the science rags... 28 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,760 get ready to move over... 29 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,440 because I'm lifting my self-imposed media blackout. 30 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,240 Hey, you saw the super-scientific American piece, did you? 31 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,480 That must have been one of the gals in my P.R. Department. 32 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:13,000 - Hang on a sec. - You have a Puerto Rican department? 33 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,600 - Hello? What? Rusty? - Still here. 34 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,680 - New phones. Hello? - Hello, Dr. Venture? 35 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,480 Hadji. Give me good news, buddy. 36 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,040 I wish that I could Dr. Venture, but this is not so! 37 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,680 Hello. I can hear you. 38 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,480 We have had some problems on the line. 39 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,800 Come on, Raj are you snowballing me? 40 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,360 You promised you'd put on extra shifts to make the street date. 41 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,520 - A thousand pardons, Dr. Venture! - Get off! Get off! 42 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,400 We are trying to work for you! 43 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,960 But I I have Jonny staying with me and he is in a bad, bad way! 44 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,720 - Car! - He's early. 45 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,640 Boys, inside. Doc! Doc! Code green! 46 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,480 The eagle has landed! 47 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,040 What am I to do? 48 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,560 My wife will leave me if I bring him to the house again... 49 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,280 but he is like my brother to me! 50 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,920 Brother! Hold on, Raj, I forgot. 51 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,400 I got Rusty on the other line. 52 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,480 Rusty? Has he asked you for money yet? 53 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,120 Hold on, Hadji. Rust, you still there? 54 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,720 "Crap, did he hear us?" 55 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,080 Places, everyone. Places! 56 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,080 Turn on the juice! 57 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,160 Dr. Venture, please. 58 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,720 - I got an appointment. - And you are? 59 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,640 General H.I. Manhowers 60 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,000 - United States Armed Forces. - OK, now. 61 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:30,000 Yes, yes, of course. 10 million dollars will be fine. 62 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:34,080 And anytime the European Space Agency needs more... 63 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,400 - you know where to find us. - Grazie, signore Ventura. 64 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,800 - Ciao. - Guten Tag. 65 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,160 Hello, you must be General Manhowers? 66 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,560 Well, shall I give you the grand tour? 67 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:52,880 But wait. Why walk when you can ride in style? 68 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,880 Moving walkway. 69 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,480 - "Hold all my calls!" - Venture Industries? 70 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,880 Dean, they can't hear you. 71 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,320 You don't have to pretend that hard. 72 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,800 They can't? 73 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,160 Oh, OK. I'm on. 74 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,760 - Morning, dad. - Hello, son! 75 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,760 Say, is that where my top-secret experimental hover boots have gotten to? 76 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,800 Sorry, pop. I couldn't resist. 77 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,320 They've got 1,001 uses around the home, at work... 78 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:23,440 - or in combat situations. - Boys will be boys. 79 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,480 Morning, Dr. Venture. 80 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,880 Hey, pop! Hey, pop! 81 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,320 Hey, pop. 82 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,560 All right, what's next? 83 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,320 Future man 84 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,240 Costume's on the rack, wig's over here... 85 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,160 - makeup's in the bottom tray. - Line? Line! 86 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,720 Dr. Venture, come quickly The future is in peril. 87 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,160 "She swoons" 88 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,840 "Dr. Venture catches her and they kiss passionately." 89 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,880 Who writes this crap? 90 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,080 Jeepers creepers! What do you got there? 91 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,640 Oh, you like that? 92 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,120 It's just a little stealth bomber... 93 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,400 I've been noodling around with in my spare time. 94 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,240 Now you're talking 95 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,400 What say we get down there for a little looky-loo? 96 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,200 Well, it's not finished yet 97 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,680 Maybe next visit. 98 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,040 Though I got to wonder why you'd put a big logo... 99 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,480 on a stealth plane. 100 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,880 So we can find it, of course. 101 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,840 And now for the coup de grace 102 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:25,000 The most highly restricted area of the Venture compound 103 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,480 our Rocket Research Observation Command Center 104 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,640 or Rrocc! 105 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,480 Just a sec. 106 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,320 Looks like it's seen better... 107 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,800 - Say, where is everyone? - Yeah, I gave the staff the day off. 108 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,160 The week. Jewish holidays. 109 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,600 - What the... - Not now, not now, not now. 110 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,120 Venture Face me, Dr. Venture! 111 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,320 Face me, if you dare! 112 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,240 I'll take care of this. 113 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,720 Hey. Hey! 114 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,000 This kind of thing happen a lot around here? 115 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,920 My archenemy quit 116 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,280 So, lately I've got every Tom, Dick, and Skeletor... 117 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,400 out to make a name for himself knocking on my door. 118 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,360 Who's that other fella talking to him? 119 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,440 He's another valued customer of mine. 120 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,080 Diplomat. 121 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,440 Hell of a lot of brand loyalty from the big Indian. 122 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,920 - Stop it! Please! - Come here, you little... 123 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,280 Come here! 124 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,240 Well, since everything seems to be under control out here... 125 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,160 what say we head back inside and talk business? 126 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,760 Nah, I think I've seen enough. 127 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,920 Wait. Wait! That's not all I've got. 128 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,720 Look! Zero-gravity pen! 129 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,560 It writes in space. 130 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,000 You keep it, son. 131 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,160 Truth is, you got a lot of impressive stuff here... 132 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,640 No two ways about it, a lot of it's the same impressive stuff 133 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,840 I saw back when your dad was running the show 134 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,440 - only it all still worked. - Is this about your shoe? 135 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,480 Because if you wait 20 minutes it'll come back around. 136 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,760 Oh, I don't know how gum got on the walkway. 137 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,280 Yeah, yeah, thanks for showing me around, Dr. Venture... 138 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,200 and for the Fruitopia. 139 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,280 Can't remember the last time I had one of those. 140 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,040 And speaking of shoes... 141 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,160 you haven't seen these yet Spy shoes! 142 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,280 The soles flip around so that the Russians 143 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,240 can't follow your footprints! 144 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,080 I call them sneakies. 145 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,840 Oh, stop it. It's over. 146 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,080 We're not really gonna have to sell the compound, are we, pa? 147 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,440 I don't know, Dean. I don't know. 148 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,520 Why don't you ask Uncle J.J. for another loan? 149 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,160 He's rolling in the dough. 150 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,440 Perhaps I can be of assistance. 151 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,640 I am Dr. Henry Killinger. 152 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,920 And this is my resume 153 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,600 "Freelance business consultant and executive motivational coach." 154 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,680 - I don't know if I can afford... - I work pro bono. 155 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,160 Great! When can you start? 156 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,320 I already have. 157 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,360 You cannot hope to reverse your regrettable financial straits 158 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,000 without increasing production and workflow. 159 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,480 To do this, you will need a highly skilled... 160 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,600 full-time staff, and here they are. 161 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,520 How did the... 162 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,320 Well, team building is a specialty of mine. 163 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,800 I can't... They don't look Mexican! 164 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,480 How am I supposed to pay all these people? 165 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,960 You won't. The state will. 166 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,440 These men are part of a work furlough program. 167 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,200 I call them the Venchmen. 168 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,280 Do you get it? Venture? Vench-men? 169 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,720 No, no, I get it. 170 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,720 I'm just imagining what the super-science workers union... 171 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,040 is gonna say when they get a load of the scabs. 172 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,440 They've been on strike for like, two years. 173 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,880 Dad! 174 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,640 The manufacturing wing It's on fire! 175 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,800 Looks like we're under attack again. 176 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,480 Everybody in the panic room. I'll take care of this. 177 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,160 Relax, my friend. There will be no more attacks. 178 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,680 What you see is not fire but industry breathing 179 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,480 new life into the corpse of the Venture compound. 180 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,680 - I've never seen it do that before. - Me neither. 181 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,360 Wow! You're some kind of magic man! 182 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,080 No, you are the magic man. 183 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,720 Wow! 184 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,920 I suggest you put that into a high-yield mutual fund. 185 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,480 Now, if you will excuse me I have much work to do. 186 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,520 Gentlemen. 187 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,320 Esteemed representatives of the machine workers... 188 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,320 nuclear engineering and custodial super-science unions 189 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,400 I have read your list of grievances 190 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,040 and am prepared to make you a very generous offer 191 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,840 on behalf of Venture Industries. 192 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,360 Who the hell are you? 193 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,720 Killinger, Dr. Henry Killinger. 194 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,440 And this is my magic murder bag. 195 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,240 Well, gentlemen, we have a deal on the table. 196 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,760 What do you say? Any takers? 197 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,760 "Notice of hostile takeover"? 198 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,480 Who? Venture? What a dick! 199 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,240 Wait, we're not even a publicly traded company. 200 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,320 FYI, I issued some shares back 201 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,840 when we needed cash for the Nintendo Wii. 202 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,480 What? We're supposed to be partners! 203 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,280 Why didn't... Is this supposed to be me? 204 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,720 As a griffin, yeah. 205 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,800 Well, we're partners, ain't we? 206 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,640 - Why are you a Minotaur? - Centaur. 207 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,680 Eviction? But I'm not in arrears! 208 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,960 The company is going back into arachnid research. 209 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,520 - Your quarters have been rezoned. - What? 210 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,360 Why, Mr. Venture will hear of this! 211 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,720 Dr. Venture has given me power of attorney... 212 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,760 - in all business matters. - Wait. 213 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:14,160 There's something strange about you, doughy mystery man. 214 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:20,240 I sense... The presence of... 215 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,400 Your powers are useless on me you silly Billy. 216 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,080 You have until noon tomorrow to vacate the premises. 217 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,520 Good day. 218 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,160 Yeah, I have just the thing to snap him out of it back at my place. 219 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,760 I didn't know who else to call. Thank you so much for doing this, Al. 220 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,240 Before you thank me, be warned I only have one bed. 221 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,160 It's a horsehair mattress so if you guys aren't allergic 222 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,080 and you don't mind sharing... 223 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,720 I know, I know, sharing a bed... 224 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,400 with this guy's like sleeping with a 10-speed bike. 225 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,640 - You two? - It's not what you think. 226 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,200 We did a lot of road gigs in the old days. 227 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,600 Yo, beefcake! Can we get a hand truck over here, or what? 228 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,560 You want me to what? 229 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,360 Now that we have repaired your business structure 230 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,400 we must get to work on repairing your soul 231 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,840 I'm not following you 232 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,400 You will never be able to reach your full potential until... 233 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,800 you first confront your deep-seated fear of success. 234 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,240 Now get into the bag. 235 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,440 - What's in it? - Only what you take with you. 236 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,920 OK. 237 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,400 I'm standing in a bag. 238 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,920 Are you? 239 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,800 This is... This is my old kitchen. 240 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,400 I remember this wallpaper. 241 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,160 Hey! 242 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,560 "Remember" Remember what? 243 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,240 What does this have to do with my super-science business? 244 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,880 - Hello - Hello, Rusty! 245 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,840 You're up bright and early. 246 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,520 I heard noises. 247 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,920 Daddy had a little sleepover. 248 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,480 Say, what you eating there? 249 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,040 Alpha Dog! 250 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,960 I like Apple Mummy better, though. 251 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,120 Apple Mummy. 252 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,840 Either way, the thing is you've got to get a good breakfast 253 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,880 because breakfast is the most important meal of the day. 254 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,280 King Nutri-man's my favorite but you don't get a prize! 255 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,320 What are you trying to do to me? 256 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,160 This is the moment your feelings of inadequacy 257 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,240 first manifested themselves when your father 258 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,560 turned from role model to tormentor rival. 259 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,680 What are you going to do about it? 260 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,440 Pop? Help me, pop! 261 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,720 Hold tight, Rusty! I'll have you out of this in a jiff. 262 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,800 No, do not call out to your father to save you. 263 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,400 He is the one who tied you up and buried your dreams in this tomb. 264 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,680 He commands these creatures of the dark 265 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,840 fear, self-loathing stinkin' thinkin' and dillydallying. 266 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,760 Free yourself and destroy this temple of failure! 267 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,680 Rusty? What's all that racket? 268 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,200 The goliath will not stop crushing your soul 269 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,320 until you slay him once und forever. 270 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,760 Kill him! 271 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,920 Take your rightful place on the Venture throne 272 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,840 and become the golden boy king godhead. 273 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,720 Lights out, son. It's time for bed. 274 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,560 Do it, slay him now and forever be free! 275 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,640 The son has become the father 276 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,400 and the floodgates of heaven have opened. 277 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,520 Prosperity rains upon you. 278 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,560 But who is this tiny little man? 279 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,000 Why is he stealing your birthright? 280 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,360 Careful, the vision was so traumatizing to your psyche 281 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,440 - you had a seizure. - What? How did I get in here? 282 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,480 Why am I naked? Did you slip me a roof-o? 283 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,560 You're naked because you've been born again. 284 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,920 Your old clothes, your old life no longer fit you. 285 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,800 But I have something that will. 286 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,240 And I'll be needing my wallet back also. 287 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,520 - Mr. Samson. - Yeah 288 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,280 Here, it's a little housewarming gift. 289 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,840 Give it here, big man. 290 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,480 Pop a squat. 291 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,600 You're just in time to rescue us from Mr. Goodtimes here. 292 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,680 To what do we owe this unannounced... 293 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,880 - but welcome pleasure? - I dunno, bored, I guess. 294 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,320 Then you've vanquished your demonic intruder? 295 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,640 Excellent! I presume you've come to invite us back to home? 296 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,720 No, that new Killinger guy... got rid of all those costumed schmoes 297 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,400 who kept bugging us, so there's just... 298 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,240 not a whole hell of a lot for me to do at the compound. 299 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,680 What? Not a lot to do? 300 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,960 Mr. Samson, are you not spiritually and morally outraged 301 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,240 to find yourself the tenant of the devil himself? 302 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,800 Oh, well, sure you know, I was pissed 303 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,320 when he told me I'd have to start paying rent. 304 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,360 Even more when he gave me a retroactive bill for the last two years. 305 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:51,760 But he explained how I could write it all off 306 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,520 so now I'm getting way more back from the I .R .S. 307 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,800 and I come out ahead of the game. 308 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,440 But what of your boys? 309 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,600 Surely you don't think them safe in the hands of the beast! 310 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,320 Gods, he's probably shaking them as we speak! 311 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,840 Shaking them like a nanny possessed! 312 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,280 The boys? 313 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,880 No, no, no, no, he's crazy about them 314 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,800 and they're crazy about him. 315 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,360 Where's Hank? 316 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,120 "Dean's really excelling in his studies" 317 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,400 "getting great progress printouts from his learning bed" 318 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,960 "which I got to credit to Killinger's tutoring" 319 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,080 Well, what did we learn? 320 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,680 "I'm not sure about some of the stuff he's teaching Hank" 321 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,720 This man stole from your father. 322 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,600 Teach him the meaning of loyalty. 323 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,680 "But he's got a PHD in child psychology" 324 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,520 so, you know, whatever. 325 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,920 Have you not the eyes to see what he's doing? 326 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,120 I have touched his mind! 327 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,760 His is the way of the serpent and the apple! 328 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,960 He's seduced your employer with the poison promises... 329 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,720 of a Faustian covenant 330 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,960 giving with one hand as he macerates your souls with the other! 331 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,200 We must stop him at once! 332 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,040 - I'm not sure about this. - If you want to be a power player 333 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,800 you need to look like one. 334 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,440 How is the fit? 335 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,520 Snug, but there's room. 336 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,520 - You'll grow into it. - Well, it's... different. 337 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,880 Richard Nixon said the same thing when I gave him his first power tie. 338 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,320 What do these things do? 339 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,160 This one is for your diet pills and this is for what have you. 340 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,400 I like it. 341 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,840 I'm sorry... 342 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,200 I've become the proud papa. 343 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,920 I love mein job. 344 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,960 Hey-o! 345 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,480 Shit. That's new. 346 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,000 Intruders on the grounds. 347 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,560 Should we call it in to the doctor? 348 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,000 Magic cloak of concealment! 349 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,560 Hurry, now. 350 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,000 Oh, please hurry. 351 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,880 Can't keep it up 352 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,200 "The universe wants you to be happy" 353 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,400 "and have all the things you want in life." 354 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,880 "She is waiting to pour out her bounty of blessings upon you." 355 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,400 "Visualize the things you want in your mind's eye." 356 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,120 "If they belong to someone else, take them." 357 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,560 "We will cover lethal force in the next..." 358 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,760 Why are we putting on these getups, again? 359 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,560 Because he knows my face and because he's magic. 360 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,360 What are we, chopped liver? 361 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,480 We're somewhat less magic, so we must resort 362 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,760 to Mr. Samson's plan of subterfuge and attack. 363 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,200 Are you finished? 364 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,080 I'm very excited about this plan. 365 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,760 I thought I gave you power of attorney... 366 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,200 so I wouldn't have to be bothered with this kind of crap! 367 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,640 This is different. 368 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,640 It must be in your own hand and only in blood. 369 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,160 Well, you've got enough of it to print a KISS comic book with. 370 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,840 What the hell am I signing a Zeppelin? 371 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,280 A most sacred pact 372 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,280 Membership in the most elite brotherhood 373 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,400 mit exclusive arching rights. 374 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,120 Didn't have to go through all... 375 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,800 this hooey to get my first archenemy but what the hey? 376 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,720 - Did you pick me a good one? - No. You did. 377 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,840 - What? My brother? - Bingo. 378 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,760 Isn't it perfect? 379 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,840 - It's a classic Cain and Abel story - But... 380 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,200 But he can't arch me. He's not even a super... 381 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,800 Oh, my god. 382 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,320 - This is... But I'm not a... - Aren't you? 383 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,600 Is this not what your heart was trying to tell you 384 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,520 in your visions? Sign it! 385 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,840 Make your blood feud official! 386 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,920 Act now! Venchmen are standing by for your order! 387 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,600 Ready, Dr. O? On 3. 1, 2... 388 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,520 Would you...? 389 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,400 Would you...? 390 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,720 The fiend! It's as if he's cast a spell of binding on the machine! 391 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,680 OK, OK, plan B Al, take the door. 392 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,680 I swear, this has never happened to me before. 393 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,920 Does nothing work in this place? 394 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,720 We're too late! 395 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,800 Venchmen! 396 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,680 This is it. 397 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,280 - Excuse me. - Excuse me, pardon me. 398 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,600 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 399 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,760 Thanks for this opportunity. 400 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,440 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 401 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,880 Hey, nice working with you, man. 402 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,360 Doc, you OK? 403 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,800 I... I don't know. 404 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:49,160 He... He thinks I'm a... Brock, am I a... 405 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,680 - bad person? - What the hell just happened? 406 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,120 Am I, Brock? 407 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,080 Where is the one called Killinger? 408 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,000 He left 409 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,480 Uncle Henry's gone? 410 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,160 - No! - But we saw you sign... 411 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,600 His severance agreement. 412 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,720 I didn't sign the... the other thing. 413 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,880 So he thanked me for my time... 414 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,720 wished me luck and then just flew out the window. 415 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,440 With your pants? 416 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,880 Is that the severance package? 417 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,680 - That sucks. - Well, did he at least leave a note? 418 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,760 He's supposed to take me rock climbing tomorrow! 419 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,000 Oh, hell, I'll take you, Aqualad. 420 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,480 Hold me, Brock 421 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,560 - No - Please? 422 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,160 I feel so empty. 423 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,840 - What? - You guys said you wanted to help... 424 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,120 Not with a stolen dick 425 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,160 "All the world's a stage..." 426 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,640 "and all the men and women merely players." 427 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,440 "They have their exits and their entrances" 428 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,800 and one man in his time plays many parts 429 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,800 his acts being seven ages. 430 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,000 You said it, killer! 431 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,480 And you can read more about it in the Bible. 432 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:25,000 Bill, bill, bill, final notice. 433 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,280 June 6, 2003? 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