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You're kidding me!
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Take that!
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Hank, are you even close to finished?
Dad!
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Dean, you smell like a whore.
What's that? Not again!
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- Brock!
- What?
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- You said to put on your best outfit.
- Outfit, Hank.
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- Not costume.
- What the f...?
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I guess you can't come.
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- Right? Hank can't come?
- Nice try, Dean.
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I'm giving you three minutes
to get changed...
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or you walk and
I let Dean drive the Charger.
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- What did you do, shave with a hatchet?
- I used the razor with the pink handle.
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That's my daisy!
I use that one for my head.
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- I thought God shaved your head.
- He does!
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But he leaves the sides,
Mr. Wisenheimer.
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I have been attempting to stave off
this awkward, yet necessary conversation.
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- Please, dad.
- This is my duty!
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What is funny about my duty?
You know I take my duty quite seriously.
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You said...
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- Never mind.
- I share your nervousness.
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But there are certain facts that a
father must impart to his daughter...
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on occasions such as this...
Yes, "doody". Clever.
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- Dad...
- Hear me out!
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When young women reach oestrus...
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the lingam craves...
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the stamen-like skills of the yoni.
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- This is quite natural.
- Dad, come on. I'm doing you a favor.
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Yes, Mr. Venture has been kind enough
to give me some leeway with the rent...
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if I get the boys, as he says,
"out of his hair" for the evening.
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But as you know, tonight
I teach conjuring at the new school.
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It's not a problem.
Kim and I could use a free dinner.
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It's just that boys at their age
have unchecked desires coursing...
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nay, raging, as a tempest would,
through their tingling nethers!
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Come on, dad!
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I'm going on a date with...
the Venture Brothers!
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Ripped By mstoll
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Rembrandt van Rijn.
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150 years ago,
Delacroix said of Rembrandt...
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that his works would be held
higher than those of Raphael.
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His blasphemous prophecy
came true within 50 years.
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And this one could be yours
for the pittance of 10 million. American.
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- No, I want the Mona Lisa.
- Look.
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The Mona Lisa's not a better painting,
merely more famous.
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And it was made more famous
because it was stolen.
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- And this was stolen, so...
- What about her famous smile?
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Whatever. She looks like a horse!
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It's tiny, you know,
the thing is like, this big.
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- Really?
- Yes, really. So this is cheaper.
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By the... By the foot.
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My queen has arrived.
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And bearing wine shandies.
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My own variation
on tinto de verano.
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Just a little what-not
I picked up in Costa de la Lu...
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- What is this crap?
- It's a Rembrandt, how dare you?
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I know it's a Rembrandt.
This is arch-villainy to you!
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It's a stolen Rembrandt.
That's nefarious.
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That's... That's kind of evil. No?
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When I met you, you wouldn't
even bother with guys like that.
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Not everybody has a trust fund
like your insect ex-boyfriend.
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If you think I'll go back to a diet
of Rammen Noodles and Spaghetti-Os...
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driving around in a Honda Accord
with a ghost on the hood, sorry.
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I have plans.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm wringing my hands... menacingly.
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Well, nobody can see that!
You're a bookkeeper.
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Nothing more than an accountant
in spandex, and you don't even know it!
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You want evil!
You want the old stuff?
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Fine!
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Happy?
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- F... great, I think I killed him.
- No, I'm not happy.
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- All of this is ludicrous!
- Great! He's bleeding from his wounds.
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- Way to over-react!
- I'll need some seltzer.
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- What are you thinking?
- This carpet is Persian! Irreplaceable!
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What with there not
being a Persia anymore.
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Forget it!
I'm gonna go change.
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We've those stupid dinner plans
with The Monarch at eight.
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That seltzer isn't going to get itself!
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24! Ready The Monarch Mobile!
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Your leader has a date.
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We kind of don't have
a Monarch Mobile anymore.
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- Why not?
- We ditched it!
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The heat was on us, after that
Venture brother thing, so we thought...
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- All right, fine. What are our options?
- We can take my Nissan Stanza.
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- Shotgun call, totally!
- What color is it?
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Is it diabolical?
Or at least butterfly colored?
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- It's powder blue. Mostly.
- Great.
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- 21, what do you drive?
- His powder blue Stanza.
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I'm finished with work for today.
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No, I wanted the boys away
because I made a discovery of the...
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Bond scientific kind.
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- What did you find? Are you OK?
- I'm more than OK.
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While perusing TV guide,
I found a little, shall I say, flick...
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starring a one Miss Dolly Parton.
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Yeah, it seems she made a racy film...
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called The Best
Little Whorehouse in Texas!
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Yeah, Doc, you're gonna
be disappointed there...
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Don't ruin it for me!
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I have popcorn popping
and the VCR set for stun.
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- You wanna watch it with me?
- No, I'm cool, I...
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I gotta drive the boys to dinner.
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I get it!
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Yeah, this kind of films are meant
to be watched solo, mono.
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Yeah, that's it.
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So, are they cute?
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Well, Dean, he's kinda cute.
He dresses like Buddy Holly.
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- That's cool.
- But I think he does it accidentally.
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- What about my date?
- Hank? Yeah. Well...
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He's blond, and...
more, like, athletic.
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- Sounds good. How does he dress?
- Like Fred from Scooby Doo.
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Well, put in my mix tape,
it's right on the dash.
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It says, "Chillin' with my peeps,
and my main man The Monarch."
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We have to stop
and pick up my... date.
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I thought Dr. Girlfriend
was gonna be there!
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Yes, with that dick, Phantom Limb!
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I plan to use
the never-failed strategy of jealousy!
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- Who's your date?
- I met her on the Live Journal.
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Which I kept in prison.
I have been blogging.
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After posting an especially attractive
picture of my prison-sculpted abs...
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she commented
that I was not only "lean"...
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I was "teh sex",
whatever that means.
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Any advice? You know,
this being our first big date and all?
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Yeah.
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- No?
- No.
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Don't pull out her chair, kiss her hand,
or anything like that, it's kind of dorky.
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Just be yourself.
Wait! Here, take this.
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It's got plenty of money,
and it doesn't have a cartoon bee on it.
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Don't let them pay for anything,
and if you end up going to, like, a movie...
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you call me on the two-way, OK?
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What about me?
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Any advice to help me score
with my mystery date?
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Yeah, don't say "score" or anything close
to "mystery date" in front of her.
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And don't do that
"Do you like seafood?" joke either.
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Can do! Gosh, she would
totally know that joke already.
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You're awfully quiet.
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What?
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Stop that!
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And then you go, "My brother
can jump over, like, ten garbage cans!"
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And then I'll say something cool, like...
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"If I can keep the front wheel
from bursting into flames." OK?
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And don't forget to call me
"the Hankanator."
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I'll do no such... They're here!
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Dude, sit down!
We have to play it cool.
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Observe how I scope out
my mystery date...
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whilst I pretend
to look at my watch.
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Holy moly, look at my date!
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She's a Supervillain!
Possibly a Medusa.
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Dean, I am not kidding.
She has rope for hair and a shiny costume!
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Not fair, she's wearing goggles!
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Told you she would dig
my Batman suit, but no!
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Go sit somewhere! Watch my back
and pretend you don't know me.
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We're dressed like butterflies,
it's gonna be kinda difficult.
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Jollyrancher82,
never get henchmen.
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You know, that's not my real name.
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Well, how was I supposed to know?
I used my real name.
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I just thought, you know, "The Monarch,"
I thought you were into cos play.
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Real name. And I am into
costume business, not costume play.
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Sh...! They're here! Fawn over me!
Treat me as if I am candy!
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She's gorgeous!
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She is heat incarnate.
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When I met her she looked like
that girl Saffron from the band Republica.
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She had those red
streaky things in her hair.
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- I heard she was kind of manly.
- That's ridiculous!
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Who would say such things?
The woman is a delicate flower.
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That dude she's with?
That's Phantom Limb.
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When he was at college,
he was a scrawny little wuss.
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In a desperate attempt
to be cooler than guys like me...
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he had his 12-year old roommate create
a machine that speeds up muscle-building.
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The machine worked so well
that every molecule in his extremities...
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was accelerated
beyond the speed of light!
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There were two side effects.
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One, he can mess up a guy
just by touching him.
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And two, he became a humorless dick!
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- How do you think he floats like that?
- He's not floating, his legs are invisible.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Used to be a good guy actually.
When he and Billy, that weird midget...
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won a bunch of money at Card Sharks,
invented a time machine.
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He became a villain, and
the story is that...
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the time machine was,
like, broken or something.
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So Phantom Limbs' arms and legs
and Billy's hand...
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were sent 40 years into the future.
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- I loved Card Sharks!
- Great show.
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- That guy's, like, just a torso.
- Yeah! That's Phantom Limb.
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I don't think he professionally hates
my dad, but he totally hates my dad.
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I think he used to be
a famous magician.
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And one time, while performing
for the Queen of England...
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he accidentally made
his arms and legs disappear.
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They're now on the moon,
with a whole bunch of rabbits and doves...
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and playing cards
and pretty assistants and some milk.
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- Never happened.
- Did!
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I also heard
that he sliced off a kid's hand.
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And ate it! Yeah.
It was that bigheaded guy...
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that operated on your balls, Dean.
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Hank, don't you have
to go to the bathroom?
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What are you, psychic?
I totally do!
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Weird! Well ladies...
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seems that young Dean here
needs an escort to the bathroom.
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If there's any trouble,
you just give Hank here a holler.
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Now this one allows the holder
to watch three separate scientists.
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Headquarters insurance, with the exception
of bog or volcano hideouts...
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full henchmen coverage,
and a nice little mutiny clause.
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Whatever! Just give me the one
that lets me take down Venture!
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We like to keep
our dreams small, don't we?
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Fine, another 38 with henchmen.
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Look who's talking!
The Great Phantom Limb!
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The most deadly villain of all time, my ass!
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You're in granny glasses,
selling me insurance!
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- Keep it down, please.
- I'll have you know...
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I could take the entire Venture family out
with one phone call!
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Sure you could!
That family's indestructible!
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- I dare you!
- Fine!
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I need an immediate blackout.
Four, and a robot.
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Syndicate number,
Victor. Echo. November. Seven-Niner.
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Roger, dispatching
Blackout Team now.
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- What are you doing?
- I hate that song.
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Niner, nice touch.
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Within the hour...
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the entire Venture family...
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will be dead.
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Come on! Not again!
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I need you in the panic room,
The compound is on full lock-down.
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I am this close to seeing Dolly's goods!
I mean, they can't sing forever!
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Honestly, this nonsense happens
once a week, I'm not gonna...
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- Why are you naked?
- To prey on their fear.
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Move like an animal to feel the kill.
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Right, now you're scaring me.
What's going on?
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I don't know. But judging
from these goggles, it's the Guild.
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Seems like you made it
to the big league, what did you do?
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00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,544
Nothing, I was just sitting here
watching the worst porno ever.
228
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,052
Is that a head?
229
00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:35,055
Don't be a nervous nellie.
230
00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:38,388
The generators'll kick in in...
There you go.
231
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,889
This is different, Brock. Isn't it?
232
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,524
We might not win this one.
You get to the panic room!
233
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:48,057
OK. Just let me finish
peeing on myself.
234
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:51,003
H.E.L.P.eR., institute tactical
and defensive weaponry.
235
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,404
Escort the doctor to the panic room!
236
00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:58,571
Well, isn't this wonderful?
237
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:02,480
My favorite part is when you decided
to kill the Venture family.
238
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:06,282
No, wait! It was
when your fake date ran off crying!
239
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,255
- Come on, Monarch, how old was she?
- Will you look at me?
240
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:13,090
I'm in a f... butterfly costume. What
age group do you think is attracted to me?
241
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:16,528
Super. Well, if you gentlemen
will excuse me...
242
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:21,024
I'm going to powder my nose,
or whatever the cliché is.
243
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,036
Nice one!
Look what you did!
244
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,697
Yeah. I did that.
245
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:35,508
Strange, you almost can't feel it.
246
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,380
No, don't move.
247
00:13:37,418 --> 00:13:41,912
The knife is still in you, the blade right
between the kidney and the spleen.
248
00:13:41,956 --> 00:13:44,356
- Just a twitch...
- It feels almost cold.
249
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,485
You tell me your target,
and I slide the knife out.
250
00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:48,927
You might live, or...
251
00:13:48,963 --> 00:13:51,056
Blackout. Four and a robot.
252
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,122
Good boy.
253
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:56,125
I think you may have got the kidney.
I don't wanna die alone.
254
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:59,469
- Don't go.
- I don't think I hit your kidney.
255
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,872
No, no, you totally did.
256
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,071
Please, hold me.
257
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,046
I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney.
258
00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:09,914
You could bleed to death
in, like, four hours, but...
259
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,249
I see a tunnel. I'm scared.
260
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:16,552
- Could you stroke my hair?
- Look, you are not gonna...
261
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:20,082
Can you sing to me?
Could you sing a Technotronic song?
262
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,790
- Maybe Pump up the Jam?
- I don't know...
263
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:26,561
What about Move This?
Do you know that one?
264
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,224
♪ Baby let me... ♪
265
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:31,465
All signed.
Guess I'm back in the Guild.
266
00:14:31,505 --> 00:14:35,566
Not that it matters, with you believing
you destroyed the Venture Family.
267
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:36,974
Do you love her?
268
00:14:37,011 --> 00:14:41,141
Don't do this crap. This is way
too high school for me. It's embarrassing.
269
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:46,141
I'm not letting her go.
So for your sake, I hope you do.
270
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,915
I hope you don't.
271
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,890
H.E.L.P.eR., I need you to get the boys!
272
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:55,020
H.E.L.P.eR., the boys are in danger!
What the?
273
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,223
H.E.L.P.eR.! Damn it!
274
00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:02,162
Doc! Doc!
Stay in the panic room!
275
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,103
I have to protect the boys, Doc!
276
00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:07,198
Don't move! I'll be back.
277
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:11,575
Totally ruined!
Special thanks to you, Hankanator!
278
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:14,979
- She'll never talk to me again!
- You can't hide in here all night.
279
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,143
You have to get back on that horse.
You gotta grab her and go...
280
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,346
..."Triana, I'm gonna kiss you.
- Hank...
281
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,754
"I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth,
and you're gonna love..."
282
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:25,019
- Hank!
- What?!
283
00:15:25,059 --> 00:15:28,222
- You have a stain.
- What? Come on!
284
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,524
Why does that happened?
285
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,997
I shook it so hard
I almost hit that pink puck.
286
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,499
- Well, did you dab?
- What?
287
00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:35,729
- Dab! Did you dab?
- No.
288
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,963
- I dab.
- I don't.
289
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,904
- You should dab.
- Stop saying dab!
290
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,232
- Brock, please, Brock!
- Doc, I'm going for the boys.
291
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,303
- They're a target.
- Brock? Brock?
292
00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:49,214
- Doc, you OK?
- Emphatically no, Brock.
293
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,047
- Can't see you, what's going on?
- I'm on the V-com.
294
00:15:52,086 --> 00:15:53,576
I made it to the panic room.
295
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,488
H.E.L.P.eR. kept them off at first,
but man, those guys were persistent!
296
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,685
Most of my blood is on the floor...
297
00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:03,219
and the only thing keeping me alive
is our lack of storage.
298
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:07,063
If you don't come save me,
I'm going to fire you, Brock.
299
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:10,832
You gotta try to hold on, Doc.
I'll be back soon!
300
00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:12,896
Brock, you're fired.
301
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,603
Steak fries.
302
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,270
Always soggy.
303
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,111
F... - this!
304
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,141
Well, maybe you could
put more water on it.
305
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,780
Then it'll look like you accidentally
splashed it washing your hands.
306
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,848
Or like I completely hauled off
and whizzed all over myself.
307
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:35,487
- I'll get it. Hi, Brock.
- Dean, are you safe? Where are you?
308
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:39,397
- Yeah, we're fine. We're in the bathroom.
- Date's over, I'm coming to get you.
309
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:43,028
You heard? I swear,
I didn't kiss her hand or anything.
310
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,334
- But Hank...
- Enter ingenuity, Deano!
311
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,307
You've gotta try this.
It feels too good!
312
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:51,834
It feels like somebody with a fever
is yelling at my pants!
313
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,210
- This rules!
- OK.
314
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:56,216
Brock, this place is crawling
with guys who hate dad.
315
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,239
That figures.
316
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,718
- Stay in the bathroom! Don't move!
- Alright!
317
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,621
Where did everybody go?
318
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,749
- When did that happen?
- It beats me.
319
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:09,024
The Monarch is probably waiting in the car,
he's gonna kill us for dawdling.
320
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:12,429
- Pay the bill, I gotta use the can.
- I'm not gonna stay here alone.
321
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,660
I look like an idiot!
322
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,635
You just ate dinner with a guy
dressed exactly like you.
323
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,604
At least I look
like a popular idiot.
324
00:17:18,639 --> 00:17:20,470
We need one of these at home!
325
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,998
It's better than sitting
sideways on a swing!
326
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,604
You have got to try this! OK?
You know, like, in the pool?
327
00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:29,138
- What are they doing here?
- How do I know?
328
00:17:29,183 --> 00:17:31,845
- Gotta tell the boss.
- I'm not going out there.
329
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,786
Dude, get outta here,
I gotta take a Count Dooku.
330
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:38,189
I swear...
My pants are on fire! Dean! Dean!
331
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,853
My pants are on fire! Don't!
332
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,261
Dude, stop wailing on my junk!
Throw water on it!
333
00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:46,357
No way!
That's what started this!
334
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,994
Well, then take it easy.
Just dab, dab it!
335
00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:51,937
Can't believe
it's hard to kill these two.
336
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:55,408
Don't talk to me, if I push any harder
I'm gonna pop a gasket!
337
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,841
Pretend you're alone.
338
00:17:56,877 --> 00:18:00,506
- Wait. You hear Phantom Limb?
- Blackout target...
339
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,744
Victor, Echo, November, Seven-Niner
is in daddy's lap.
340
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,684
Repeat, in daddy's lap.
341
00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,380
Call off Blackout Team.
342
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:12,222
Daddy is going
to put the boys to bed... himself.
343
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,195
Yes, I'm going to kill them.
It's a very simple metaphor.
344
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,458
Copy, big daddy.
345
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:20,092
Quick, just play something.
346
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,567
How many Yazz albums
do you have on here?
347
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:26,061
Control to Blackout Team, stand down.
348
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,564
Daddy is going to put
the boys to bed himself.
349
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,512
Can I ask you a question?
350
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,177
Yes, I belong in here,
I just have a deep voice.
351
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,243
- OK, can I ask you another one?
- Sure.
352
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,654
- What color lipstick is that?
- Pink poodle. It's a matt color.
353
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,523
They give a Guild discount.
You're in the Guild, right?
354
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,188
- I don't know what the Guild means.
- Tell me about it!
355
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,958
I don't know anymore myself.
356
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:53,728
So, do you work single,
number two a man?
357
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:57,032
- I don't really have a guy.
- Well, let me give you my card.
358
00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,062
I like your look. Now,
I've had it up to here with men...
359
00:19:00,107 --> 00:19:02,166
and I think we
might make a nice team.
360
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,437
Call me.
361
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,247
Did you see that?
That woman just totally hit on me.
362
00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:11,115
She wasn't hitting on you, read the card.
363
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:16,453
Oh, my God! I knew it!
She's a Supervillain, that is so cool.
364
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,391
She thought I was a bad guy.
I am so gonna do this.
365
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,392
Naked.
366
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:32,033
- Holy crap!
- Whatever it is, we didn't do it.
367
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:34,370
I believe you.
Stay here, don't do anything.
368
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:37,935
- Do you understand?
- Yes, sir. Yes, I understand, sir.
369
00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:40,310
Well, on the up side,
I finally dropped one.
370
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,371
Yeah, me too.
371
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,341
Hello, Brock.
372
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,820
I was wondering when you'd show up.
I had nothing to do with this.
373
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,847
Phantom Nimrod was showing off
in front of my girlfriend. I told him...
374
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:55,589
- Alright, stay out of this one.
- No, duh? He's in the next stall.
375
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:59,326
- He has that dickweed boss of yours.
- Don't push it.
376
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,663
Nice ass, Samson.
377
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:05,001
Brock Samson, the Venture mule.
378
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,506
Do you always hang out naked
in the men's bathroom?
379
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,530
Why did you do it?
380
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,100
Why do men like us do anything?
Because we can.
381
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:15,274
Wrong answer! How would you like
your neck to match your arms?
382
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,113
You take me out
and the Guild of Calamitous Intent...
383
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,675
will rain down on you en masse.
384
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,655
Every woman you've loved,
every mouth you've kissed...
385
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,487
every hand you've shaken
will fall dead to the ground.
386
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,824
I'm aware of that.
So let me give you a warning.
387
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:32,593
If you ever stick your goons
on the Venture family...
388
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,828
my family, I will...
389
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:37,393
Yes, of course.
Scary, scary.
390
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,667
It won't happen again.
391
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:44,734
Funny, what we men are capable of
when we fear our women leaving us.
392
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:48,839
Being a man,
it's so much easier to kill than to love.
393
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:50,947
I'm sorry.
394
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:54,681
Thank you.
We're not so different, you and I.
395
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:58,851
Yeah, I don't need another "we're not
so different" speech, I get those a lot.
396
00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:00,291
Yes, I'm sure you do.
397
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:04,127
Then shall we just shake hands
and leave as enemies?
398
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:20,875
For a minute there...
399
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:24,372
I thought you were going to do
your... killer hand thing.
400
00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:25,646
So did I.
401
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,510
What happened in there?
402
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:32,252
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
- You wanna get dessert?
403
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,853
- I do!
- I'm gonna be a Supervillain!
404
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:37,921
Yeah, I'm gonna be Batman.
405
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,864
Go Team Venture!
406
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:41,992
Dude, I warned you.
407
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,401
I think I just found
my first arch-enemies.
408
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,634
Oh yeah, it's a musical.
You never get to see anything!
409
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,102
Here it is new, Dr. Venture.
410
00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:20,231
Don't lift anything for a while
or your arm might fall off.
411
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:22,036
- Really?
- No, I'm joking, but...
412
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:24,475
don't lift anything,
cause it could fall off.
413
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,911
- Thanks, Billy. What are you doing?
- Nothing.
414
00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:30,508
The hand gets kinda buggy when I use it
for delicate work, it's fine now.
415
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,576
- How did you get that thing?
- Excellent question, I've no idea.