1 00:00:33,802 --> 00:00:35,736 Hey, Doc. 2 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,897 Found something you might be interested in. 3 00:01:03,098 --> 00:01:05,293 All right, what's so important that... 4 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,200 - That's my shirt. - Is it? Found it in that box. 5 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:11,034 - Take it off. You're stretching it out! - What do you care? 6 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,539 It's been in a box for 20 years. 7 00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:14,235 Are you throwing this stuff out? 8 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,869 'Cause who can't use another sweater vest? 9 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,402 - Cool guys? - It's way too tight. You look ridiculous. 10 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,108 - Yeah, you look great. - Insults. 11 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:23,743 That's why you called me away from my spring cleaning? 12 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:24,911 No. Check this out. 13 00:01:24,953 --> 00:01:28,013 Well, it's old, but we could probably get a few bucks for it. 14 00:01:28,056 --> 00:01:30,581 - Good find. - Not the camera, what I found inside it. 15 00:01:31,693 --> 00:01:32,751 Hello, Rusty... 16 00:01:32,794 --> 00:01:36,924 - It's grandpa! He's alive! - And trapped in the phantom zone. 17 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:39,365 I was just kidding. Jezz, I'm not a 'tard. 18 00:01:39,401 --> 00:01:42,268 - You were always such a little video buff... - Once! 19 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:45,329 I told him once I wanted to make videos. Next thing you know... 20 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:47,739 every holiday it's cameras, "How-to" books... 21 00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:51,837 See, pop, I've been meaning to tell you, I'm not really that into neckerchiefs. 22 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,474 - You wear them well. - Wait. What did he say? Go back. 23 00:01:55,784 --> 00:01:59,743 What I have to tell you is a matter of the gravest importance, Rusty. 24 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:03,417 It has to do with those mysterious, deep space radio signals. 25 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:06,859 You know, the ones I received back when you were just a boy. 26 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:12,089 But what does it mean? 27 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:15,102 You can't walk on the red ones 'cause they're lava. 28 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,127 Rusty, please! 29 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:22,974 Well, after ten long years, I finally translated the broadcasts. 30 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:25,809 I found something extraordinary! 31 00:02:25,847 --> 00:02:30,682 A message from far across time and space, addressed to me personally. 32 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:35,212 It has to do with my latest invention, the greatest of my career or anyone's... 33 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,247 which I completed only a week ago! 34 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:38,623 Turn it up. I smell money. 35 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:43,654 They warned me that mankind was still too immature to be trusted with it. 36 00:02:43,698 --> 00:02:47,532 They told me to dismantle it before it got into the wrong hands. 37 00:02:47,569 --> 00:02:50,663 But they also told me that the fate of the planet... 38 00:02:50,705 --> 00:02:54,197 hinged upon my machine being activated once. 39 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:57,006 That's why I've scattered the main components... 40 00:02:57,045 --> 00:03:01,209 in secret locations across the globe, so no one... 41 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,807 Someone's coming! They know! 42 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,680 False alarm. OK. Get a pen. 43 00:03:11,092 --> 00:03:15,028 Once assembled, the device must be activated at precisely midnight... 44 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:18,760 in New York City, on May 4 of your 44th year. 45 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,395 - Doc, that's, like, tomorrow. - Should I fail to live to see that day... 46 00:03:22,437 --> 00:03:25,929 it will be up to you, Rusty. Good luck, Godspeed... 47 00:03:25,974 --> 00:03:28,704 and go, Team Venture! 48 00:03:28,743 --> 00:03:32,042 First base is on Spider Skull Island. Damn it, my brother! 49 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,140 - Big man. - Yes, Dean, you're a big man now. 50 00:03:35,183 --> 00:03:38,118 Brock and I... Ladysmith Black Mambazo! 51 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:42,282 Step back! I have traveled from an incredibly distant star... 52 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,291 to observe the ways of your planet. 53 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,555 - I can feel it in my chewies. - You have the honor... 54 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:49,563 of representing your entire race as my sample subjects. 55 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,566 There's a 12-foot man in our pool pointing a beam at my head. 56 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,761 - Do something? - Whispering is futile! 57 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:58,704 The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all, sees all! 58 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:01,538 Look, we don't have time for this, OK? We're on a very tight... 59 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,237 Do not speak to me! 60 00:04:03,278 --> 00:04:06,770 Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! 61 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:10,545 You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged. 62 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:14,385 Ignore my presence and go about your earthly business! 63 00:04:16,925 --> 00:04:20,156 Here are some hand turkeys from Thanksgiving, 1968... 64 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,128 and a bunch of your old homeworks. 65 00:04:23,131 --> 00:04:26,328 Neat! You wrote a fan letter to the Herculoids when you were ten?! 66 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:30,269 Hey, horses! It's not a fan letter. 67 00:04:30,305 --> 00:04:33,331 He calls them hippies for not fighting in Vietnam. 68 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,500 Ignore me! 69 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:38,603 Swing around back and have the X-2 running. I'll only be a minute. 70 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,773 They'll never even know we were here. 71 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:54,217 ¿Qué es eso? 72 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:02,432 Ahoy! Who goes there? 73 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,333 Jeez, it's you people. 74 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,244 - It's that ghost pirate again! - Who isn't a ghost. 75 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,976 - Or a pirate even really. - What are you doing here? 76 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:17,484 Yeah, well, you never seem to use the boat... 77 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:22,319 so I kinda started sleeping here, only a couple of nights a week at first. 78 00:05:22,357 --> 00:05:25,815 You try finding a job with nothing on your resume but fake ghost pirate. 79 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:28,021 - Get to the point. - Yeah, yeah, jeez. 80 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:31,759 Anyhoo, I wakes up one day and there's this little fella standing there... 81 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:35,326 and he tells me it's his boat now, 'cause your pa 'et him up when he was wee. 82 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:37,463 He hired me on as his ship's captain... 83 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:40,668 so really it's kinda more my boat than yours at this point. 84 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:44,576 Met her last week in Ibiza. At Fiesta Scientifico. 85 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:47,046 - It's not serious. - That was last week? 86 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:49,845 Damn Post Office must've lost my invitation. 87 00:05:49,884 --> 00:05:52,250 I'm sure. Here we are. 88 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:56,188 So, let's have a look at this famous tape of yours. 89 00:05:56,224 --> 00:05:58,249 It will be up to you, Rusty. 90 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:02,661 Good luck, Godspeed, and go, Team Venture! 91 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:04,255 That part always chokes me up. 92 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:08,064 Well I did have a pitch at the Pentagon tomorrow, but I guess I can move it. 93 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:09,660 This seems pretty important. 94 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:14,008 Who invited you?! Just lend us the damn boat for a few hours! 95 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:15,771 You can't do this alone, Rust. 96 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:19,337 Three more pieces scattered around the globe? 97 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:22,247 - In 16 hours? - What are you thinking? Two teams? 98 00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:24,478 - Brock! - Three. You take the X-1. 99 00:06:24,519 --> 00:06:26,384 The Captain and I'll take the X-2. 100 00:06:26,421 --> 00:06:29,481 The boys can pick up the fourth piece in the X-X-1. 101 00:06:29,524 --> 00:06:32,960 - We'll rendezvous in New York. - Hello! Who's running this show?! 102 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:34,086 Everyone ready? 103 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:36,221 Go, Team Venture! 104 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,060 So much cooler than ours. 105 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:44,765 We got to get uncle JJ to make one of these for pop. 106 00:06:44,806 --> 00:06:48,765 Space Invaders! He's got Space Invaders in the lounge! 107 00:06:48,810 --> 00:06:50,573 And he's got a lounge! 108 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,040 Jesus Jones! 109 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:56,878 Now there was a band... 110 00:06:56,918 --> 00:06:58,852 Yippers, back in the summer of '91. 111 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:02,219 We all thought they was going to be the future of rock and roll. 112 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,053 - They sound great. - Were great. 113 00:07:04,092 --> 00:07:07,789 - They're not around anymore? - No, sir, not so's anyone'd notice it. 114 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,629 I'll throw up. 115 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,897 Quest Bell One. This is Jonas Venture Jr. 116 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:17,871 Request permission to board. 117 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,213 Come on, Rusty. Keep it up. 118 00:07:35,256 --> 00:07:36,450 I can help, pop. 119 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:40,185 No, Jonas! No! I was doing fine! Let go! 120 00:07:40,228 --> 00:07:42,992 - I don't want your help! - Wake up, Doc. 121 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,622 Wake up! We're almost there. 122 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,156 I thought I was done with those crappy dreams. 123 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:48,600 That was a weird one. 124 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:51,628 - Great. You can read my mind. - Ignore me! 125 00:07:53,241 --> 00:07:54,503 Yes, I can. 126 00:07:56,144 --> 00:07:58,977 Hello! Colonel Gentleman? 127 00:07:59,013 --> 00:08:00,981 - Where are you? - Are you home? 128 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,679 - Maybe he's not here. - Pop said he'd radio him we were coming. 129 00:08:04,719 --> 00:08:08,211 Pop forgets my name half the time. Come on. Let's look around. 130 00:08:08,256 --> 00:08:10,190 Maybe he left, like, a note or something. 131 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,622 Found him! 132 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:16,562 Colonel Gentleman? Hi. It's Hank and Dean Venture. 133 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,792 We're here for... 134 00:08:28,643 --> 00:08:31,203 - Are you cops? - Cops? Us? 135 00:08:34,182 --> 00:08:36,514 Are... you... cops? 136 00:08:36,551 --> 00:08:39,645 Let me handle this, Chairman. No, sir. We ain't five-0. 137 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,454 - You holding? - No, we ain't captain. 138 00:08:44,492 --> 00:08:46,016 Holding? 139 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:49,120 We're just looking for an old gizmo about yay big. 140 00:08:49,163 --> 00:08:52,599 Few years back this fella's old man left it with your old man. 141 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,363 - My old man? - Yes. Your father was... 142 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,005 Don't you talk about my father! 143 00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:02,765 Don't touch him! 144 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:06,075 You can't get cooties from a dead body, Dean. That's a total myth. 145 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,581 Not cooties, Hank. Clueties. 146 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:12,814 We need to preserve the crime scene because I smell a mystery. 147 00:09:12,854 --> 00:09:16,620 Well, I smell dead guy. We don't have time for mystery, Sherlock Homo. 148 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:20,115 If we don't find that piece of grandpa's thing, then... then... 149 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:23,619 Wait. What happens if we don't find that piece of grandpa's thing? 150 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:24,688 I don't know. 151 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:35,840 All right, all right. Just put the gun down, will ya? 152 00:09:35,877 --> 00:09:38,971 You wouldn't want to hurt the doctor, would ya? 153 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,947 You're a doctor? 154 00:09:40,982 --> 00:09:45,214 Well, I... I'm not a medical doctor. I just have a PhD. 155 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:50,088 That's right. He's a doctor. And he can write you a prescription for... 156 00:09:50,124 --> 00:09:52,354 anything you might need. 157 00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:54,156 Right. 158 00:09:54,195 --> 00:09:56,595 What seems to be the trouble, Mr. Quest? 159 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:02,095 I'm in real pain. 160 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:06,972 Check this out. 161 00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:11,445 "Dear diary, another dreary party at the Frost's flat... 162 00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:14,573 "but, oh, the bitches were in rare form tonight." 163 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,083 Skip ahead. Maybe later he talks about grandpa's thing. 164 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:20,383 Wait. There's some kind of a list. Could be a clue. 165 00:10:20,421 --> 00:10:23,982 "Toys Colonel Gentleman wishes he had when he was a lad." 166 00:10:24,025 --> 00:10:26,789 But they weren't invented yet. 167 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:30,456 Micronauts, Scooby-Doo Monster Game... 168 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:34,161 Which Witch, AT-AT Imperial Walker. 169 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,362 Stay Alive, The Survival Game. 170 00:10:36,404 --> 00:10:37,701 What is that, code? 171 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,798 "Colonel Gentleman's good names for an imaginary friend." 172 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:44,937 "Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth." 173 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,641 They go on and on. This is a crazy person's diary. 174 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:54,020 You found it! Good eye, Hank. 175 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:57,224 Venture 2 to Venture 1! 176 00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:59,886 We're coming in for a landing! Do you copy? 177 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,725 Roger, Venture 2. You're clear for landing. 178 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,754 Next stop, New York. 179 00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:09,065 Stop your sourpussing. We got what you needed. 180 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,399 One Impossible Plaza. Worldwide headquarters of Impossible Industries... 181 00:11:16,444 --> 00:11:20,403 and allegedly the most technologically advanced skyscraper in the nation. 182 00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:21,506 Yeah, so? 183 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:26,248 But what stood in this very spot 20 years ago? Anyone? 184 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:30,485 It was Venture Industries World Headquarters, thank you. 185 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,517 Somewhere in that foundation is the last piece of my father's little puzzle. 186 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:38,054 And Professor Impossible's just going to let you dig up his basement. 187 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:40,329 How about you stick to the heavy lifting... 188 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:43,064 and leave the heavy thinking to the super scientist? 189 00:11:43,104 --> 00:11:46,096 Doc's got something even my brother doesn't have. 190 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,664 Someone on the inside. 191 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,409 Going somewhere, Sally? 192 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,507 I just have to pick a few things up at the store, Richard. 193 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,984 Stop that nonsense. I'll send a man out. 194 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:02,046 - Just type up a little list and... - No, I want to go. 195 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:06,890 - I need some fresh air. - Well, all right. I'll allow it this one time. 196 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,021 - Will you be taking the child? - Ned's going to watch him. 197 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:14,967 - I'm not really... comfortable with that. - Why not? 198 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,596 He's retarded, Sally. You've seen Of Mice and Men. 199 00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:21,540 You know what can happen. Please! Can't you just leave the child with Huggy? 200 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,534 Stop calling him the child, Richard! His name is Rocket! 201 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,548 And I'm not leaving him with your crappy robot! 202 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,050 Sally, why, that's almost churlish. 203 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:34,418 And you're visible. What's this really about? 204 00:12:34,455 --> 00:12:37,288 You can't replace family with a robot, Richard. 205 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,122 We need real human affection. 206 00:12:40,161 --> 00:12:44,120 That's why Huggy's programmed to simulate it, sweetness. 207 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:50,296 Please, Richard. Let me go. 208 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:54,137 Yes, yes. Perhaps the fresh air will... 209 00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:57,633 calm the... female... 210 00:12:57,678 --> 00:13:00,909 Don't strain yourself, Richard. Good-bye. 211 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,748 Real human affection. 212 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:08,152 Perhaps a pill or a burst of Gamma radiation or... 213 00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:13,286 Wait a minute. Sally, wait! Would you like some company? 214 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,330 Hello again... Sally. 215 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,931 Dr. Venture! 216 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,912 When you called me, I couldn't believe it. You never answered any of my letters. 217 00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:36,474 I worried you'd forgotten me and moved on but I never gave up hope. 218 00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:40,954 The only thing that made my life bearable, was the hope that someday... 219 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,149 you'd come for me and Rocket. 220 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,159 - Where is your boy Ruck... Rocky, was it? - Rocket. 221 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,991 I had his uncle Ned take him to the park just where you said. 222 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,554 You're sure he didn't say anything to your husband? 223 00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:55,558 No, no. I promised him a great big ice cream cone if he could keep a secret. 224 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,901 - Ice cream! - No, dude. Wait. 225 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,429 We're supposed to stay on the... 226 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,440 Give it! Give me the ice cream! 227 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,481 Nap time. 228 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:15,683 Someone want to help me with the human callous here? Anyone? A little help? 229 00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:20,183 Sally, there is something I need you to do for me... 230 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,661 before we go off and live happily ever after. 231 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,757 Dr. Venture, anything. Just do one thing for me. 232 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:32,966 Pinch me, because I must be dreaming. I can't believe you're really here! 233 00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:36,340 It's OK, lady. I see him, too! 234 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:41,144 This is just... wrong, man, even for you. 235 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:43,946 - Look at her. - I have watched you pull a man's eyes... 236 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,249 and make him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerves. 237 00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:50,314 - At least I didn't break his heart. - You don't know that. 238 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,258 - Access granted. - We're in, lover. 239 00:14:53,294 --> 00:14:57,094 Welcome, Mrs. Impossible. 240 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:03,537 Funny face, this doesn't look like the basement. 241 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,061 That's because it's not! 242 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,571 Hello. 243 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:11,635 Pick up everything you needed at the store, honey? 244 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:14,648 What are you doing here? You were supposed to be our rescue team. 245 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:18,140 What do you want from me? You had super kill guy and you still got caught. 246 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:22,645 You see, Dr. Venture, I found the piece your father hid in the foundation years ago. 247 00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:25,090 Then I thought about you in physics class. 248 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:31,086 You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss. 249 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,964 Somehow I doubt 20 years of amphetamines and failure... 250 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,596 have done anything to improve that. And you see, this invention... 251 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:40,766 is simply too important to trust to someone like yourself. 252 00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:43,709 Richard? Where's Rocket? 253 00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:46,338 - Whom? - Rocket! Your son. 254 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,645 - I can't believe you! - H.E.L.P. ER. Come in. H.E.L.P. ER. 255 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,346 Now he's bossing my robot around! You see this? 256 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,618 - You have a radio in your collar? - Of course! What kind of an idiot... 257 00:15:56,657 --> 00:16:00,024 would strap his only means of emergency communication to his wrist? 258 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,427 - They always tie you up. - Well, fancy schmancy! 259 00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:05,329 H.E.L.P. ER, we need you to access... 260 00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:08,096 the Impossible security system and get us free. 261 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,265 Hello! Anyone? 262 00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:19,067 OK, the Grand Galactic Inquisitor is coming out! 263 00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:22,674 But you are to continue to ignore me! 264 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,877 OK? 265 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,819 All right! I'm taking that as a yes! 266 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,886 Hello? 267 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,762 Someone left a baby! 268 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,492 Ignore me! 269 00:16:44,138 --> 00:16:46,163 Halt! Identify yourself. 270 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,539 How do you even know he's mine?! The way you alley cat around... 271 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,568 with every washed-up scientist who blows through town. 272 00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,672 Three. 273 00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:56,478 Two. 274 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,075 One. 275 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,176 Engage. 276 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,648 He's out there somewhere! You have to do something! 277 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:09,061 - Stop working on that and do something! - Sally, please! This is important. 278 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,827 What could be more important than your family, Richard?! 279 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,069 Science? 280 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,902 Of all the intolerable bug-a-boos! 281 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,568 Gentlemen, this is a family discussion. 282 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:27,414 You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?! 283 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:30,849 I am Professor Richard Impossible! 284 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,715 I can do this... 285 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,044 No, no, no! 286 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,690 Holy crap! 287 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,463 Man overboard! 288 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,573 Go! Go! Go! 289 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,752 Wait. Limited seating. 290 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,802 Good news, sample subjects of earth! 291 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,975 The glorious moment of judgment is upon you! 292 00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:40,748 - Hey, it's 8.20 on the meter, Stretch! - Ignore me! 293 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:44,485 - Who the hell is that? - Long story. Just ignore him. 294 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,587 Papa? 295 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,935 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 296 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,243 - Where you can't follow, Rusty. - Don't go. 297 00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:11,615 There's so much I want to ask you, so many unanswered questions. 298 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:14,314 Like, what's that big yellow thing in pop's lab do? 299 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,187 And if you drop a penny from the Empire State Building... 300 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,851 does it go through your body or... 301 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,360 Quiet. I'm trying to have a family moment here. 302 00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:23,625 Where have you been for the past 20 years?! 303 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:28,897 Why haven't you contacted me? How can you just leave me all alone? 304 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:33,703 Rusty. You were never alone. Those stars... 305 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,198 Well, OK, you can't see them right now because we're in the city... 306 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:41,271 but those stars, they're always watching us. 307 00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:44,751 - Wait! Stay with us! - Yes, please, stay. 308 00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:48,186 I'm your other son. We've never met. 309 00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:52,056 All right. Look, I'm not really your father, OK? 310 00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:54,959 I'm an alien sent here at this appointed time to kill that guy... 311 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:57,486 because he would have destroyed all life as you know it. 312 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,692 - What?! - I took the form of your dad... 313 00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:02,327 because I figured it would be easier to accept. 314 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:06,738 I didn't want to stress you out. End of the world, life on other planets... 315 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:12,268 Why... you... son of a bitch! Do you know what you just put me through?! 316 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,009 What the... were you thinking? What kind of... up planet are you from... 317 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,609 where you think showing up as my dead... father... 318 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,677 is supposed to make me feel any better?! 319 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,655 - OK, take it easy. - You prick! 320 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,850 Look, I just saved your entire planet. 321 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,918 - Prick! - All right. Fine. You wanna see? Here! 322 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,392 There! That would've been better? If I'd shown up like that out of nowhere?! 323 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,834 Look at you! You practically crapped your pants. 324 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,065 Except him. He crapped his pants! 325 00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:42,598 We know what we're doing up there, OK? So don't second guess me. 326 00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,806 Just get in your little plane, go back to your little lives... 327 00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:48,815 and thank your lucky stars someone in this universe... 328 00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:52,148 is looking out for you! Ungrateful little half-monkeys! 329 00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:55,419 - Bye. - Whatever. 330 00:20:56,857 --> 00:21:00,418 Great. So we haul ass all over the world, almost got ourselves killed... 331 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,052 and now, nothing to show for it. 332 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,429 - Not even gas money. - We did kinda, like, save the world. 333 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,333 - I guess. - And that big guy finally shut up. 334 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,167 And we worked together, like a family. 335 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,002 Go, Team Venture! 336 00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:45,729 Life among the stars. 337 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,502 Pretty amazing stuff, eh, Captain? 338 00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:49,736 Yippers, boss. 339 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:53,576 I'm sorry. Rocket, no. He likes you. 340 00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:56,606 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Sally Impossible! 341 00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:59,175 - Have we met before? - Not that you know of. 342 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:02,655 I'm Jonas. Jonas Venture Jr. 343 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,522 You can call me JJ... If you like. 344 00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:06,992 I like. 345 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,528 You can almost hear the old humpbacks a'callin'. 346 00:22:11,565 --> 00:22:12,623 Yep. 347 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,099 We better get moving, Brock. 348 00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:16,830 You know how clingy old skull face over there can get. 349 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:20,670 - And I likes my independence. - It's pretty f'd up, man. 350 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:24,541 Don't tell me you were sucked in by all that "You're not alone" crap, too? 351 00:22:24,578 --> 00:22:29,572 I've seen some weird stuff in my life, but this... 352 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:31,015 Yeah. 353 00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:33,715 Should we help him?