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Hey, Doc.
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Found something you
might be interested in.
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All right, what's so important that...
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- That's my shirt.
- Is it? Found it in that box.
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- Take it off. You're stretching it out!
- What do you care?
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It's been in a box for 20 years.
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Are you throwing this stuff out?
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'Cause who can't use
another sweater vest?
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- Cool guys?
- It's way too tight. You look ridiculous.
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- Yeah, you look great.
- Insults.
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That's why you called me away
from my spring cleaning?
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No. Check this out.
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Well, it's old, but we could
probably get a few bucks for it.
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- Good find.
- Not the camera, what I found inside it.
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Hello, Rusty...
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- It's grandpa! He's alive!
- And trapped in the phantom zone.
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I was just kidding.
Jezz, I'm not a 'tard.
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- You were always such a little video buff...
- Once!
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I told him once I wanted to make videos.
Next thing you know...
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every holiday
it's cameras, "How-to" books...
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See, pop, I've been meaning to tell you,
I'm not really that into neckerchiefs.
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- You wear them well.
- Wait. What did he say? Go back.
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What I have to tell you is a matter
of the gravest importance, Rusty.
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It has to do with those mysterious,
deep space radio signals.
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You know, the ones I received back
when you were just a boy.
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But what does it mean?
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You can't walk on the red ones
'cause they're lava.
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Rusty, please!
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Well, after ten long years,
I finally translated the broadcasts.
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I found something extraordinary!
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A message from far across time and space,
addressed to me personally.
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It has to do with my latest invention,
the greatest of my career or anyone's...
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which I completed only a week ago!
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Turn it up. I smell money.
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They warned me that mankind
was still too immature to be trusted with it.
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They told me to dismantle it
before it got into the wrong hands.
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But they also told me
that the fate of the planet...
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hinged upon my machine
being activated once.
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That's why I've scattered
the main components...
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in secret locations across the globe,
so no one...
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Someone's coming!
They know!
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False alarm.
OK. Get a pen.
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Once assembled, the device
must be activated at precisely midnight...
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in New York City,
on May 4 of your 44th year.
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- Doc, that's, like, tomorrow.
- Should I fail to live to see that day...
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it will be up to you, Rusty.
Good luck, Godspeed...
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and go, Team Venture!
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First base is on Spider Skull Island.
Damn it, my brother!
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- Big man.
- Yes, Dean, you're a big man now.
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Brock and I...
Ladysmith Black Mambazo!
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Step back! I have traveled
from an incredibly distant star...
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to observe the ways of your planet.
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- I can feel it in my chewies.
- You have the honor...
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of representing your entire race
as my sample subjects.
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There's a 12-foot man in our
pool pointing a beam at my head.
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- Do something?
- Whispering is futile!
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The Grand Galactic Inquisitor
hears all, sees all!
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Look, we don't have time for this, OK?
We're on a very tight...
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Do not speak to me!
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Do not alter your normal
human behavior in any way!
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You know not the elaborate criteria
by which you are to be judged.
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Ignore my presence
and go about your earthly business!
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Here are some hand turkeys
from Thanksgiving, 1968...
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and a bunch
of your old homeworks.
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Neat! You wrote a fan letter
to the Herculoids when you were ten?!
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Hey, horses!
It's not a fan letter.
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He calls them hippies
for not fighting in Vietnam.
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Ignore me!
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Swing around back and have
the X-2 running. I'll only be a minute.
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They'll never even know we were here.
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¿Qué es eso?
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Ahoy!
Who goes there?
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Jeez, it's you people.
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- It's that ghost pirate again!
- Who isn't a ghost.
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- Or a pirate even really.
- What are you doing here?
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Yeah, well, you never
seem to use the boat...
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so I kinda started sleeping here,
only a couple of nights a week at first.
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You try finding a job with nothing
on your resume but fake ghost pirate.
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- Get to the point.
- Yeah, yeah, jeez.
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Anyhoo, I wakes up one day and there's
this little fella standing there...
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and he tells me it's his boat now, 'cause
your pa 'et him up when he was wee.
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He hired me on as his ship's captain...
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so really it's kinda more
my boat than yours at this point.
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Met her last week in Ibiza.
At Fiesta Scientifico.
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- It's not serious.
- That was last week?
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Damn Post Office
must've lost my invitation.
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I'm sure.
Here we are.
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So, let's have a look
at this famous tape of yours.
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It will be up to you, Rusty.
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Good luck, Godspeed,
and go, Team Venture!
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That part always chokes me up.
92
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Well I did have a pitch at the Pentagon
tomorrow, but I guess I can move it.
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This seems pretty important.
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Who invited you?! Just lend us
the damn boat for a few hours!
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You can't do this alone, Rust.
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Three more pieces
scattered around the globe?
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- In 16 hours?
- What are you thinking? Two teams?
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- Brock!
- Three. You take the X-1.
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The Captain and I'll take the X-2.
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The boys can pick up
the fourth piece in the X-X-1.
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- We'll rendezvous in New York.
- Hello! Who's running this show?!
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Everyone ready?
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Go, Team Venture!
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So much cooler than ours.
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We got to get uncle JJ
to make one of these for pop.
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Space Invaders!
He's got Space Invaders in the lounge!
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And he's got a lounge!
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Jesus Jones!
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Now there was a band...
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Yippers, back
in the summer of '91.
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We all thought they was
going to be the future of rock and roll.
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- They sound great.
- Were great.
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- They're not around anymore?
- No, sir, not so's anyone'd notice it.
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I'll throw up.
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Quest Bell One.
This is Jonas Venture Jr.
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Request permission to board.
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Come on, Rusty.
Keep it up.
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I can help, pop.
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No, Jonas! No!
I was doing fine! Let go!
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- I don't want your help!
- Wake up, Doc.
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Wake up! We're almost there.
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I thought I was done
with those crappy dreams.
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That was a weird one.
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- Great. You can read my mind.
- Ignore me!
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Yes, I can.
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Hello! Colonel Gentleman?
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- Where are you?
- Are you home?
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- Maybe he's not here.
- Pop said he'd radio him we were coming.
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Pop forgets my name half the time.
Come on. Let's look around.
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Maybe he left, like,
a note or something.
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Found him!
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Colonel Gentleman?
Hi. It's Hank and Dean Venture.
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We're here for...
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- Are you cops?
- Cops? Us?
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Are... you... cops?
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Let me handle this, Chairman.
No, sir. We ain't five-0.
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- You holding?
- No, we ain't captain.
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Holding?
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We're just looking
for an old gizmo about yay big.
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Few years back this fella's old man
left it with your old man.
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- My old man?
- Yes. Your father was...
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Don't you talk about my father!
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Don't touch him!
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You can't get cooties from a dead body,
Dean. That's a total myth.
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Not cooties, Hank.
Clueties.
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We need to preserve the crime scene
because I smell a mystery.
147
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Well, I smell dead guy. We don't have time
for mystery, Sherlock Homo.
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If we don't find that piece
of grandpa's thing, then... then...
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Wait. What happens if we don't
find that piece of grandpa's thing?
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I don't know.
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All right, all right.
Just put the gun down, will ya?
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You wouldn't want to hurt
the doctor, would ya?
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You're a doctor?
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Well, I... I'm not a medical doctor.
I just have a PhD.
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That's right. He's a doctor.
And he can write you a prescription for...
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anything you might need.
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Right.
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What seems to be
the trouble, Mr. Quest?
159
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I'm in real pain.
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00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:06,972
Check this out.
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00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:11,445
"Dear diary, another dreary party
at the Frost's flat...
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"but, oh, the bitches
were in rare form tonight."
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Skip ahead. Maybe later
he talks about grandpa's thing.
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00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:20,383
Wait. There's some kind of a list.
Could be a clue.
165
00:10:20,421 --> 00:10:23,982
"Toys Colonel Gentleman
wishes he had when he was a lad."
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But they weren't invented yet.
167
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:30,456
Micronauts,
Scooby-Doo Monster Game...
168
00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:34,161
Which Witch,
AT-AT Imperial Walker.
169
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,362
Stay Alive, The Survival Game.
170
00:10:36,404 --> 00:10:37,701
What is that, code?
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00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,798
"Colonel Gentleman's good names
for an imaginary friend."
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"Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses
who need a smack in the mouth."
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They go on and on.
This is a crazy person's diary.
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You found it!
Good eye, Hank.
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Venture 2 to Venture 1!
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We're coming in for a landing!
Do you copy?
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Roger, Venture 2.
You're clear for landing.
178
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,754
Next stop, New York.
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00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:09,065
Stop your sourpussing.
We got what you needed.
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00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,399
One Impossible Plaza. Worldwide
headquarters of Impossible Industries...
181
00:11:16,444 --> 00:11:20,403
and allegedly the most technologically
advanced skyscraper in the nation.
182
00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:21,506
Yeah, so?
183
00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:26,248
But what stood in this very spot
20 years ago? Anyone?
184
00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:30,485
It was Venture Industries
World Headquarters, thank you.
185
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,517
Somewhere in that foundation is the last
piece of my father's little puzzle.
186
00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:38,054
And Professor Impossible's
just going to let you dig up his basement.
187
00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:40,329
How about you stick
to the heavy lifting...
188
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:43,064
and leave the heavy thinking
to the super scientist?
189
00:11:43,104 --> 00:11:46,096
Doc's got something
even my brother doesn't have.
190
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,664
Someone on the inside.
191
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,409
Going somewhere, Sally?
192
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,507
I just have to pick
a few things up at the store, Richard.
193
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,984
Stop that nonsense.
I'll send a man out.
194
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:02,046
- Just type up a little list and...
- No, I want to go.
195
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:06,890
- I need some fresh air.
- Well, all right. I'll allow it this one time.
196
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,021
- Will you be taking the child?
- Ned's going to watch him.
197
00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:14,967
- I'm not really... comfortable with that.
- Why not?
198
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,596
He's retarded, Sally.
You've seen Of Mice and Men.
199
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:21,540
You know what can happen. Please!
Can't you just leave the child with Huggy?
200
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,534
Stop calling him the child, Richard!
His name is Rocket!
201
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,548
And I'm not leaving him
with your crappy robot!
202
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,050
Sally, why,
that's almost churlish.
203
00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:34,418
And you're visible.
What's this really about?
204
00:12:34,455 --> 00:12:37,288
You can't replace family
with a robot, Richard.
205
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,122
We need real human affection.
206
00:12:40,161 --> 00:12:44,120
That's why Huggy's programmed
to simulate it, sweetness.
207
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:50,296
Please, Richard.
Let me go.
208
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:54,137
Yes, yes.
Perhaps the fresh air will...
209
00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:57,633
calm the... female...
210
00:12:57,678 --> 00:13:00,909
Don't strain yourself, Richard.
Good-bye.
211
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,748
Real human affection.
212
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:08,152
Perhaps a pill
or a burst of Gamma radiation or...
213
00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:13,286
Wait a minute. Sally, wait!
Would you like some company?
214
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,330
Hello again... Sally.
215
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,931
Dr. Venture!
216
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,912
When you called me, I couldn't believe it.
You never answered any of my letters.
217
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:36,474
I worried you'd forgotten me and moved on
but I never gave up hope.
218
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:40,954
The only thing that made my life bearable,
was the hope that someday...
219
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,149
you'd come for me and Rocket.
220
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,159
- Where is your boy Ruck... Rocky, was it?
- Rocket.
221
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,991
I had his uncle Ned take him
to the park just where you said.
222
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,554
You're sure he didn't say
anything to your husband?
223
00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:55,558
No, no. I promised him a great big ice
cream cone if he could keep a secret.
224
00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,901
- Ice cream!
- No, dude. Wait.
225
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,429
We're supposed to stay on the...
226
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,440
Give it! Give me the ice cream!
227
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,481
Nap time.
228
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:15,683
Someone want to help me with the human
callous here? Anyone? A little help?
229
00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:20,183
Sally, there is something
I need you to do for me...
230
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,661
before we go off
and live happily ever after.
231
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,757
Dr. Venture, anything.
Just do one thing for me.
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Pinch me, because I must be dreaming.
I can't believe you're really here!
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It's OK, lady.
I see him, too!
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This is just... wrong,
man, even for you.
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- Look at her.
- I have watched you pull a man's eyes...
236
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and make him dance like a marionette
with his own optic nerves.
237
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- At least I didn't break his heart.
- You don't know that.
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- Access granted.
- We're in, lover.
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Welcome, Mrs. Impossible.
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Funny face, this doesn't
look like the basement.
241
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That's because it's not!
242
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Hello.
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Pick up everything
you needed at the store, honey?
244
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What are you doing here?
You were supposed to be our rescue team.
245
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What do you want from me? You had
super kill guy and you still got caught.
246
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:22,645
You see, Dr. Venture, I found the piece your
father hid in the foundation years ago.
247
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Then I thought about you
in physics class.
248
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You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and
not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss.
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Somehow I doubt 20 years
of amphetamines and failure...
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have done anything to improve that.
And you see, this invention...
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is simply too important
to trust to someone like yourself.
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Richard?
Where's Rocket?
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- Whom?
- Rocket! Your son.
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- I can't believe you!
- H.E.L.P. ER. Come in. H.E.L.P. ER.
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Now he's bossing my robot around!
You see this?
256
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- You have a radio in your collar?
- Of course! What kind of an idiot...
257
00:15:56,657 --> 00:16:00,024
would strap his only means
of emergency communication to his wrist?
258
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- They always tie you up.
- Well, fancy schmancy!
259
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H.E.L.P. ER, we need you to access...
260
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the Impossible security system
and get us free.
261
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,265
Hello! Anyone?
262
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:19,067
OK, the Grand Galactic Inquisitor
is coming out!
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But you are to continue
to ignore me!
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OK?
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All right!
I'm taking that as a yes!
266
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Hello?
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Someone left a baby!
268
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Ignore me!
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Halt! Identify yourself.
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How do you even know he's mine?!
The way you alley cat around...
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with every washed-up scientist
who blows through town.
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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Engage.
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He's out there somewhere!
You have to do something!
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- Stop working on that and do something!
- Sally, please! This is important.
278
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What could be more important
than your family, Richard?!
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Science?
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Of all the intolerable bug-a-boos!
281
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,568
Gentlemen, this is a family discussion.
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You have no idea
who you're dealing with, do you?!
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I am Professor
Richard Impossible!
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I can do this...
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No, no, no!
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Holy crap!
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Man overboard!
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Go! Go! Go!
289
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Wait. Limited seating.
290
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Good news, sample subjects of earth!
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00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,975
The glorious moment
of judgment is upon you!
292
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:40,748
- Hey, it's 8.20 on the meter, Stretch!
- Ignore me!
293
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:44,485
- Who the hell is that?
- Long story. Just ignore him.
294
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,587
Papa?
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00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,935
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
296
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- Where you can't follow, Rusty.
- Don't go.
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00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:11,615
There's so much I want to ask you,
so many unanswered questions.
298
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Like, what's that big
yellow thing in pop's lab do?
299
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And if you drop a penny
from the Empire State Building...
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does it go through your body or...
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Quiet. I'm trying to have
a family moment here.
302
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:23,625
Where have you been
for the past 20 years?!
303
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:28,897
Why haven't you contacted me?
How can you just leave me all alone?
304
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:33,703
Rusty. You were never alone.
Those stars...
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00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,198
Well, OK, you can't see them right now
because we're in the city...
306
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:41,271
but those stars,
they're always watching us.
307
00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:44,751
- Wait! Stay with us!
- Yes, please, stay.
308
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I'm your other son.
We've never met.
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00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:52,056
All right. Look,
I'm not really your father, OK?
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00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:54,959
I'm an alien sent here
at this appointed time to kill that guy...
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because he would have destroyed
all life as you know it.
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00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,692
- What?!
- I took the form of your dad...
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because I figured
it would be easier to accept.
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I didn't want to stress you out.
End of the world, life on other planets...
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00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:12,268
Why... you... son of a bitch! Do you know
what you just put me through?!
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00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,009
What the... were you thinking?
What kind of... up planet are you from...
317
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,609
where you think
showing up as my dead... father...
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00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,677
is supposed
to make me feel any better?!
319
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,655
- OK, take it easy.
- You prick!
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00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,850
Look, I just saved
your entire planet.
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00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,918
- Prick!
- All right. Fine. You wanna see? Here!
322
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,392
There! That would've been better?
If I'd shown up like that out of nowhere?!
323
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,834
Look at you!
You practically crapped your pants.
324
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,065
Except him. He crapped his pants!
325
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:42,598
We know what we're doing up there, OK?
So don't second guess me.
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00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,806
Just get in your little plane,
go back to your little lives...
327
00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:48,815
and thank your lucky stars
someone in this universe...
328
00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:52,148
is looking out for you!
Ungrateful little half-monkeys!
329
00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:55,419
- Bye.
- Whatever.
330
00:20:56,857 --> 00:21:00,418
Great. So we haul ass all over the world,
almost got ourselves killed...
331
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,052
and now, nothing to show for it.
332
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,429
- Not even gas money.
- We did kinda, like, save the world.
333
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,333
- I guess.
- And that big guy finally shut up.
334
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,167
And we worked together,
like a family.
335
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,002
Go, Team Venture!
336
00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:45,729
Life among the stars.
337
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,502
Pretty amazing stuff, eh, Captain?
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00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:49,736
Yippers, boss.
339
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:53,576
I'm sorry. Rocket, no.
He likes you.
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00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:56,606
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Sally Impossible!
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00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:59,175
- Have we met before?
- Not that you know of.
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00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:02,655
I'm Jonas.
Jonas Venture Jr.
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00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,522
You can call me JJ...
If you like.
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00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:06,992
I like.
345
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,528
You can almost hear
the old humpbacks a'callin'.
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00:22:11,565 --> 00:22:12,623
Yep.
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00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,099
We better get moving, Brock.
348
00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:16,830
You know how clingy
old skull face over there can get.
349
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:20,670
- And I likes my independence.
- It's pretty f'd up, man.
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00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:24,541
Don't tell me you were sucked in
by all that "You're not alone" crap, too?
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00:22:24,578 --> 00:22:29,572
I've seen some weird
stuff in my life, but this...
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00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:31,015
Yeah.
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00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:33,715
Should we help him?