1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,096 Excuse me, waitress? 2 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:08,468 I'm afraid the teriyaki chicken's no longer on the menu. 3 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:12,136 Oh, I'm sorry, that's what you had last time. 4 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,074 We've never been here before. 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,205 I definitely remember you. 6 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:16,475 No, we never get up north. 7 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:19,143 We're just up to see a friend of ours who moved here last summer. 8 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:22,287 Your hair was lighter, you had little round glasses. 9 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,781 Sounds like you. Henry, don't play along, 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,623 it's a gimmick for tips. Could we get some water? 11 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,291 It was last August, Saturday the 14th. 12 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:36,096 You were wearing a blue dress with polka dots, 13 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,069 your eyes were puffy like you'd been crying. 14 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:42,234 The 14th is Darren's birthday. 15 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:43,741 He said he had to cancel his party 16 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,004 'cause his old girlfriend showed up. 17 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:47,303 They got in a huge fight. Henry... 18 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:48,779 I knew it. Damn it. 19 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:51,442 Ever since that ski trip, when the two of you disappeared... 20 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,281 I'll go get your water. 21 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:01,086 Are you all right? Are you okay? 22 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,198 I can't move my legs. 23 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:47,233 Picture a door, unlocked with the key of the mind. 24 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:50,798 Two medical cases, both more fascinating than the last. 25 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,141 That actually makes no logical sense. 26 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,811 This is not a door to logical sense. 27 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,144 Also, shut up. 28 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:02,053 Case number one: A 33-year-old woman, 29 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:05,249 named something I can't remember, 30 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:07,451 you'll see the irony in a second, 31 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,358 presenting with temporary paralysis, 32 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:13,525 high CK levels, and a perfect memory. 33 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,528 How perfect is perfect? 34 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,162 Perfectly perfect. 35 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,434 Hyperthymesia, complete recall 36 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,908 of every moment of every day since puberty. 37 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:27,673 All 7,600,049 of them. 38 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,011 That's cool, huh? 39 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,278 One of only a handful of recorded cases... 40 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:35,616 So we have two symptoms: Temporary leg paralysis and elevated CK. 41 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:37,883 Obviously, you're not suffering from the same condition, 42 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:40,425 'cause you've already forgotten my dramatic voice over. 43 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,551 There's a third symptom. 44 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:42,617 Her memory's unrelated. 45 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,595 Why? It's a strange medical phenomenon... 46 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:47,097 Hyperthymesia's known to manifest in adolescence. 47 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,464 Yeah, in the whole five documented cases. 48 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,367 To be related, it'd mean 20 years between symptoms. 49 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:54,906 Plus, I don't know of any diseases that cause great memory, 50 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,771 only ones that destroy it. 51 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,605 MRis show no evidence of a stroke 52 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,305 or tumors, so probably a toxin. 53 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:03,712 She's a waitress. They're no strangers to botulism or alcoholism. 54 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,717 We should search the diner and where she lives. 55 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:07,047 Or you could search her brain. 56 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,146 You know, where her memory lives, and save the gas. 57 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,225 You two, check her home, you two, get a complete patient history. 58 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,625 We'll see who gets an answer first. 59 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,063 You said there was a second case. 60 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:21,058 Oh. Yeah, thanks. 61 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:27,297 The case of the 45-year-old doctor 62 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,774 who just failed his pathology re-certification exam 63 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:33,937 is going to lose his board certification and get fired. 64 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,140 How did you fail it? You spend half your life in the lab. 65 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:40,083 I was recovering from the flu. I'm retaking it next week. It's not an issue. 66 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,451 Normally, I'd let Darwinism run its course 67 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,956 but Cuddy's in a big tizzy about her poster boy getting canned. 68 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,290 So, how are we gonna get the short guy off the short bus? 69 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,919 What about a tutor? I don't need a tutor. 70 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:53,261 Tutor it is. Choose your poison. 71 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,927 Chase, if you prefer pounding Aussie beers 72 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,300 and commiserating over the suckiness of divorce. 73 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:01,168 Masters, if you want nervous energy, flash cards, 74 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:04,004 and obnoxious pieces of arcane trivia. 75 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:07,769 Foreman, if you need to be berated by a humorless hardass. 76 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,172 - Foreman. - Interesting. 77 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,314 You must be more worried than you look. 78 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,516 Need a consult, Dr. Wilson. 79 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,595 So, call me in a week if it still itches. 80 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:23,651 Thank you. 81 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,425 And be sure to give Sarah a kiss for me. 82 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:27,796 Will do. 83 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,527 Who's Sarah? 84 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,127 Her granddaughter, I think? 85 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,003 Early stages of dementia. What's the consult? 86 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,268 I need your medical opinion, 87 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,640 on what bar we're gonna hit for happy hour tonight 88 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:42,169 to kick-off the official end to your three-month pity-party over Sam. 89 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,806 I can't tonight. 90 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:44,975 Because of Sarah? 91 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:48,214 Yes, because of my senile patient's granddaughter, you caught me. 92 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:49,652 I'm busy. 93 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:57,724 Who's Sarah? Wilson's friend? 94 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:02,832 My computer crashed. Lost my database of his acquaintances. 95 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,063 Or you're both lying to me. 96 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,969 I know nothing about Wilson having a friend named Sarah. 97 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,407 Satisfied? 98 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,277 Ooh! 99 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,711 What are the eight types of vomitus? 100 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:22,481 I can show you four right now if you ask me one more review question. 101 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,819 Hey, you picked me and you said you wanted a hardass. 102 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,654 No, House said that, 103 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,523 and I pretended to agree to get him off my back. 104 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,585 I picked you because I wanted the guy 105 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,188 who doesn't like getting involved in other people's problems. 106 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,563 I guess I thought you'd want to skip 107 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,033 the massive public humiliation of getting fired. 108 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,570 By treating me like I'm an imbecile? 109 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:42,368 I'm totally fine. I aced my first pathology boards. 110 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,603 Medicine has come a long way in the last 100 years. 111 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:50,408 You know, I heard of a guy who knew a guy 112 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,041 who could get the exam ahead of time. 113 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,279 It was something I heard. 114 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:58,857 Patient's file said she lost some weight on a new diet, right? 115 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,324 Yeah, she went vegan. 116 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,917 Are laxatives vegan? 117 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,391 - Hello? - Where are you? 118 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:11,596 In the parking garage, searching Wilson's car. 119 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,035 We have an answer, magnesium poisoning. 120 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,268 We found a pretty large stash of laxatives. 121 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,139 Abuse can lead to hypermagnesemia. 122 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:22,408 I admit, that's impressively outside-the-box thinking. 123 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,745 House? 124 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,917 You still there, House? 125 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,421 Everything okay? 126 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:42,559 No. For a second, I thought Wilson might have a drug problem. 127 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,861 Turns out it's much, much worse. 128 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,905 Okay... So we push fluids 129 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,944 and wait for her kidneys to clear the hypermagnesemia? 130 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,638 You'll be waiting a long time since that's not what she has. 131 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,715 Her BP and respiratory rate are normal. 132 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:59,581 While you two were so busy being impressively outside the box, 133 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,552 you missed the actual box. 134 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,650 Chase and Masters done yet? 135 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,422 Two light beers November 16th, 136 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,886 one really bad glass of pinot on the 17th, 137 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,557 nothing from the 18th... 138 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,828 Shouldn't you be working for NASA or something? 139 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,493 You mean, why am I just a waitress? 140 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,635 No, I didn't mean... 141 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,797 I'm sorry I... 142 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:24,231 It's okay. 143 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,676 Remembering something is not the same as understanding it. 144 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,178 I'm not a genius. 145 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,111 I love my job. I'm great at it. It keeps my mind busy. 146 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:39,481 Hi, I'm Dr. House, and you're not pooping. 147 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,194 Question is, are you also a klutz? 148 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,123 I guess I'm no clumsier than most people... 149 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,432 What are you guessing for? You've got a perfect memory. 150 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:54,166 I was told there'd be numbers, dates, fireworks. 151 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,666 What do you want to know? Let's go back to 2008. 152 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,946 How many trips, stumbles, falls did you have? 153 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:06,710 Eleven. 154 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,846 This really works. Cool. 155 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,056 How about 2009? 156 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,120 Twelve. 157 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,388 Even cooler. Last year? 158 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,291 Twenty. 159 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,894 That's a big spike in dyscoordination. 160 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,868 If you add constipation, it's early onset Parkinson's. 161 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:29,073 Give her a full neuro-exam and start her on levodopa. 162 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,885 I'm so surprised you broke into my apartment without telling me. 163 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:40,975 What is this? 164 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,179 An intervention. 165 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:45,151 Exhibit A: A baggie filled 166 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:48,387 with Nepeta cataria, also known as... 167 00:08:48,494 --> 00:08:50,257 That better not be what I think it is. 168 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,763 If you mean your new junkie girlfriend, then yes. 169 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,992 House... 170 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:59,932 Okay, fine, I got a cat. Release the Kraken. 171 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,564 I don't think you appreciate the severity of your situation. 172 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,906 You're rapidly approaching end-stage male spinsterism. 173 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,607 That cat, that diabetic cat, that you're shooting up with insulin 174 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,843 and buying dime bags of catnip for, 175 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,749 that means you've given up on ever finding anyone. 176 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:18,346 Don't you think you're completely overreacting? 177 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,619 If I'm completely overreacting, why'd you lie to me? 178 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,627 Because I knew you'd completely overreact. 179 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:24,720 Its name is Sarah. 180 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,791 Cats aren't named that, women are. What the Freud is that about? 181 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:33,964 Look, I didn't name her, my neighbor did. She died and I felt bad. 182 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,764 Sarah would've been destroyed at the shelter. 183 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,836 Who wouldn't want a cat that croaks 184 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,742 if you're not home twice a day to shoot it up? 185 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,806 It's like having your own button on Lost. 186 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:49,046 You know, I'm pretty sure there's a river nearby. 187 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,018 I'm keeping her. 188 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,690 Okay, shrug your shoulders and don't let me push them down. 189 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,532 So, I have to ask, is there a trick you use? 190 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,004 Mnemonics, meditation? 191 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,404 No. No tricks. 192 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,870 I don't even try, really. It's just there. 193 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:17,081 Is my memory going to go away with the Parkinson's? 194 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,377 It's quite possible. 195 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,850 But we still have a lot of tests to do 196 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,284 before we have a definitive diagnosis. 197 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,252 Well, here's hoping for cancer. 198 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,487 Nadia? 199 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,424 Your boss called me. 200 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,827 Sorry, I'm Elena, Nadia's older sister. 201 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,897 You don't have to be here. 202 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,569 But I'd like to pretend you'd visit me if I were in a hospital. 203 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,306 You brought daisies. 204 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,338 They're your favorite. No, they're my least favorite. 205 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:52,611 I was stung in the face six times by... 206 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,018 Oh, God. What's wrong? 207 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,056 My heart... 208 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,116 Fast, wide-complex rhythm. Get the paddles. 209 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,557 Cardiac involvement rules out Parkinson's. 210 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,864 So we're back to transient paralysis and high CK, plus arrhythmia. 211 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,996 Masters, when you finally blossom into a woman, 212 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,802 would you ever sleep with a man who had a cat? 213 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,536 Sure. 214 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,272 Wrong, the answer is "no." 215 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:21,539 Slut. 216 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,272 Any of you ever had a cat? 217 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,550 Any of you ever had sex? 218 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,217 I think as your people say, "Quod erat demonstrandum." 219 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,622 An excess of catecholamine could set off an arrhythmia. 220 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,216 It's not a pheo, her blood pressure is fine. 221 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,693 Maybe we're missing the obvious. 222 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,229 The heart could be behind everything. 223 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:41,892 If it's not pumping effectively, the muscles shut down, 224 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,060 CK elevates, coordination suffers. 225 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,467 Why are you asking about cats? 226 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,697 Curiosity. 227 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:49,900 Can we focus here? 228 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,041 Her heart problem started when Nadia saw her sister. 229 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:58,550 Stress-induced arrhythmia could be caused by long QT syndrome. 230 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,414 Her sister was barely in the room five minutes. 231 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,614 She said they'd been estranged for over six years. That's a lot of tension. 232 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,782 Run a stress test to confirm long QT. 233 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,358 It'll have to be drug-induced, 234 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,620 a treadmill would pull her stitches. 235 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,593 Drugs are never the answer. 236 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,096 We want her heart to go crazy, 237 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:13,461 there's something simpler and safer. 238 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,627 Use the sister. 239 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,470 You lied to me. 240 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,508 No, I said I didn't know anything about 241 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,310 Wilson having a friend named Sarah. 242 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,577 Under House rules, that's not a lie. 243 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,151 He's lonely. 244 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,087 The cat's a nice way for him to get some affection. 245 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,350 That's not the kind of puddy tat 246 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,585 he needs to be getting it from. 247 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,251 He needs the puddy tat he can tap. 248 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,920 Why is this so important to you? 249 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,759 After divorce number two, 250 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:50,165 he fell into a committed relationship with a three-legged Siamese, 251 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:53,672 stopped answering his phone and redecorated his place like Gray Gardens. 252 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,206 He wasn't able to come back to humanity 253 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:59,040 until a window was left, suspiciously and heroically, open. 254 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,277 How that cat opened the window, I will never know. 255 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,008 He just needs more time. 256 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,079 Leave him and the cat alone. 257 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,454 I won't if you will. 258 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,393 Sorry about the daisies. 259 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,589 I always get it confused if you love or hate them. 260 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:19,925 Do you want to know exactly how many times 261 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,364 I've told you that I hate them? 262 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,798 I didn't do it on purpose. 263 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,403 Her heart rate isn't moving. 264 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,566 The sister stress pot needs stirring. 265 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,406 You want me to start a fight? 266 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,709 No. Just agitate a little. 267 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,145 Use something from the history. 268 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,374 You're not lying to them. 269 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:38,507 In fact, you'd be telling the truth 270 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,108 and serving their medical needs. 271 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,855 You haven't seen each other in a while, huh? 272 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,027 I heard the story about the time you hit Nadia with the car. 273 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,434 That must have been pretty scary. 274 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,272 Why would you tell them that? 275 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,037 They asked about broken bones. 276 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,705 I swear that I checked my mirrors. 277 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,007 You know that's a lie. 278 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,277 You knew I was getting the mail 279 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,476 and you just didn't care enough to check. 280 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,611 Just like you didn't care that you ruined my 23rd birthday... 281 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,712 Nadia, don't start. 282 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:19,655 You started it by coming here and acting like you give a crap. 283 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,558 Here we go again! I'm such a monster because I brought daisies! 284 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:25,754 You need to leave right now. 285 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:26,855 Is she going to be okay? 286 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,558 Elena, get out! 287 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,234 You said you'd be 10 minutes. 288 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,040 I couldn't decide on the cheese. 289 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,676 When are you getting an apartment? Or at least a storage room? 290 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,249 I'll get to it. I like it here. 291 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,753 They have Video on Demand. 292 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,487 I pulled a practice test I hate practice tests. 293 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,288 Hey, I never saw The Usual Suspects, 294 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,419 you want to check it out before we start? 295 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,257 What are you doing? You've got three days. 296 00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,729 Why is everyone's first assumption 297 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,163 I'm going to fail this stupid test? 298 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,427 Maybe because you did? 299 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,162 I was recovering from the flu. 300 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,828 I don't care if you were dying from Ebola, 301 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,634 you shouldn't have gotten less than a 70. 302 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,435 You're nothing but excuses and distractions. 303 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:13,375 Well, it's a nice match with your condescension and superiority. 304 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,808 Enjoy the movie. 305 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,215 Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze. 306 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,298 How is she? 307 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,628 We've started her on a beta blocker, 308 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,638 it should keep her heart rhythm under control. 309 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,565 She'll be fine while we run more tests. 310 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,633 Did you hear she banned me from her room? 311 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,607 I know I'm not perfect, but she's... 312 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,675 She can be such a bitch. 313 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,277 She never, ever, ever lets anything go. 314 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,827 Tell Nadia she doesn't need to worry about seeing me again. 315 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,195 I started the fight. 316 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:12,370 We needed her heart rate to rise, so I provoked you. 317 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,636 You can't play with people like that. 318 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,473 Maybe if I explained to Nadia... 319 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,945 No, it doesn't matter. 320 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:25,142 It's just one more fight for her to remember. 321 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,247 Guess you're both bitches. 322 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,694 Masters. 323 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,565 Smell her breath. Breathe out. 324 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,100 Ammonia. 325 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,509 What is it? 326 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,938 I think your kidneys are shutting down. 327 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,282 Failing kidneys puts the heart back on the list as a symptom. 328 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,584 Maybe she went vegan because she lost the taste for protein. 329 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,953 Could be amyloidosis. 330 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,357 We would have seen a stiff heart on the nuclear study. 331 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,396 But autoimmune could account for 332 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,397 multiple organ systems and paralysis. 333 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,593 There are a number that'd fit: Guillain-Barre, polymyositis... 334 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,068 MS, polyarteritis nodosa... 335 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,196 SLE. 336 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,532 Why are you giving me these? 337 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,042 'Cause while they're off running all these tests, 338 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,805 you'll be submitting the insurance forms. 339 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,277 There's an entire department for that. 340 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,814 Exactly, the Foreman Department. 341 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,712 Of which you're the foreman, Foreman. 342 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,979 I know you've got the time, since a little wallaby told me 343 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,611 that you recently vacated your post as Taub's savior. 344 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,814 He asked. You're worse than Masters. 345 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,551 How's this my fault? He doesn't need a tutor, 346 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,321 he needs Ritalin and a babysitter. 347 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,294 Consider the forms incentive. 348 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,160 If Taub doesn't pass, 349 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,096 they will become a permanent part of your life. 350 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:54,494 This isn't really about Cuddy, is it? It's about you. 351 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,235 You don't want to lose me. 352 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,178 I think you care. 353 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,610 You don't think you can disgust me 354 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:08,880 into pulling Foreman off you. 355 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,080 Pulse the patient with steroids for the autoimmune 356 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,215 and start her on dialysis for the kidney failure. 357 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:17,557 Treat the Taub with insults and small slaps for the obstinacy 358 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,655 and start him on studying for the brain failure. 359 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,504 No, that's not gonna work. I have a haircut at 4:00. 360 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,834 I'll be in the... I'll be in the office in about 20 minutes. 361 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,846 Yeah, okay. 362 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,394 You planted something in my apartment 363 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,195 to make me think I'm allergic to Sarah. 364 00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:01,298 Paranoia is the first sign of Toxoplasma gondii, 365 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,397 the parasite linked to crazy cat lady disease. 366 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,464 I'm not paranoid. 367 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:08,273 I'm allergic to ragweed and dandelion. I am not allergic to cats. 368 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,404 You're trying to gaslight me. 369 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,108 Maybe your subconscious 370 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,116 is afraid that you're gonna die alone, 371 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:16,154 and it just comes out as gibberish and sneezing. 372 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,617 Prove that I'm overreacting. Boy's night out. 373 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:20,851 Good Time Charlie's. 374 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,824 They just changed their slogan to 375 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,056 "Where the trashiest ladies get trashed." 376 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,325 You do see the hypocrisy in all this, don't you? 377 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:30,299 Until recently your lifestyle of choice was self-exile. 378 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,166 But I never had a cat. 379 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,972 Why don't you pick me up at 8:00? 380 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,972 You're gonna need another round of steroids. 381 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:45,210 In the meantime, we'll start your dialysis. 382 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,983 So I heard Elena won't be coming back. 383 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,715 You think I was too hard on her? 384 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,819 We all hold our grudges... 385 00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:58,658 It's not a grudge. 386 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,494 It's common sense, it's simple math. 387 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,194 She's hurt me more than she's helped me. 388 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,535 Most people edit their memories. 389 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:09,300 They add small little lies so they don't have to face the truth. 390 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,642 My memories remain the same. 391 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,237 My truth never changes because my truth is the truth. 392 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,915 So no one ever gets forgiven? 393 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,716 Sounds like a lonely way to live. 394 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:27,690 No, I do forgive, as long as the good things they do outweigh the... 395 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,255 I can't... I can't breathe. 396 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,103 Huh. 397 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,374 What? Nothing. 398 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:53,714 I just always pictured your place with shag carpet. 399 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,984 Like kind of a Mod Squad vibe. 400 00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,822 Not because of the black thing. 401 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,226 I always thought you were more of a Pete... 402 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,125 You're limited to this room and Marcus's old room. 403 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,253 Where's Marcus? 404 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,321 He tells me he's working with our uncle in Florida. 405 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,456 He tells you? 406 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,932 You don't look at or touch anything 407 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,492 that doesn't belong to you, including food. 408 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,427 You will study and you will sleep. 409 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,268 You will not leave my sight until the exam. 410 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,808 Great. I'll be back bright and early tomorrow and we can... 411 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:21,072 This is no longer just about your future, it's about mine, too. 412 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,579 You fail, and I will kill you. 413 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,583 Respiratory distress means we were wrong about autoimmune. 414 00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,955 Could be pulmonary oedema from the renal failure. 415 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,430 Pulmonary oedema doesn't give you hives. 416 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,625 You think this is an allergic reaction? 417 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,498 It can't be, we pumped her full of steroids. 418 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,334 It can be if it was a really, really bad one. 419 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,559 I have good news and bad news. 420 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,985 Good news is, I was right about you 421 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,999 having some autoimmune disease. 422 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,796 You're just allergic to the dialysis. 423 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,136 But if I can't have dialysis and my kidneys are failing, 424 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,702 won't that mean I'll die? 425 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,140 Well, you figured out the bad news. 426 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:33,908 What do we do? 427 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,475 We look for another case. 428 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:36,885 Even if we're right about autoimmune, 429 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,422 we now don't have time to prove it. 430 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,218 The transplant board will never give her a kidney. 431 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,055 Maybe we could go around them? Get a relative to donate. 432 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:44,185 Which relative? 433 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,492 The sister who walked away and told you she was never coming back? 434 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:47,725 We caused this, you know. 435 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,357 They were estranged, but we made it worse. 436 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:52,335 That relationship was broken long before we got there. 437 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,739 Nadia literally keeps score. She tallies everything. 438 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:59,402 She decided Elena's done more bad things to her than good. 439 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:00,978 Doesn't deserve her affection. 440 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,104 I'm sure she's right. 441 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,384 Unlike everybody else in the world, 442 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,113 her memory seems to let her keep a pure, 443 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,747 objective view of people and relationships. 444 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,917 There's no petty emotions or agendas fogging the windshield. 445 00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:16,220 Why's that so wrong? 446 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:19,092 Because it's making her die alone of kidney failure in Room 205? 447 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:21,961 Not necessarily. Nadia's sister is not like her. 448 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,763 I'm sure she's got plenty of subjective emotions we can exploit. 449 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,235 Why don't you go channel your guilt, 450 00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:28,101 see if you can get her to cough up a kidney? 451 00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:29,639 Me? 452 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,732 I'm not good at that type of thing. Someone else should go. 453 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,209 Someone else didn't screw this up. 454 00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:35,702 I didn't... 455 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,772 You were just obeying orders, right? 456 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,145 Go fix this. 457 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:49,220 I didn't mean to make you hate her. 458 00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:52,559 And now that her kidneys have failed... 459 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,793 I've always been a book and equations person. 460 00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:03,000 People are problematic and random and messy, 461 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,407 and with sisters, 462 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:10,639 I mean, I had a cousin who I was close to 463 00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:12,342 and when our menstrual cycles synched, 464 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,316 it was like gladiator school... 465 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:17,411 Do you want me to donate a kidney to my sister? 466 00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,251 Yes. 467 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:23,654 Okay. 468 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,760 Really? It might not fix your relationship. 469 00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:31,167 Probably shouldn't have said that. 470 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:32,902 - Your left. - On your left! 471 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,461 Stop whining already. 472 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:35,597 I was getting a sniper. 473 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:36,971 Five minutes left in the break. 474 00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:39,305 But the next level is just past the cooling tanks. 475 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,936 That was the deal. We take this break, you do a practice test. 476 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,781 I didn't have the flu. 477 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,981 I just choked. 478 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,690 You make life and death decisions every day. 479 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,332 You work for House. 480 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,337 You're under constant pressure and you never choke. 481 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:12,341 I got a perfect score on my first pathology boards. 482 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:16,613 I kept thinking whatever my score is now, 483 00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:19,778 it's going to be a measure of the distance 484 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,786 between me and the man I used to be. 485 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,312 You gotta stop psyching yourself out. 486 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:30,327 Well, the last test was before I lost my wife and my home. 487 00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:33,489 So I'm sure the next one will go much better. 488 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:50,172 Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, 489 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:52,409 and I can't sleep for hours because 490 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,384 I'm worried I got the diagnosis wrong. 491 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,157 These things work out. 492 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,234 We found a donor. 493 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,495 It's your sister. 494 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,402 Just thought you should know. 495 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:51,865 Nadia, can you hear me? 496 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:54,509 You're coming out of your anesthesia, 497 00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:55,978 you're going to feel a bit groggy. 498 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,747 You did great. Everything's looking good. 499 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,987 Nadia? Come on now, open your eyes. 500 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:13,259 Get me three milligrams of lorazepam, and I'm going to need suction. 501 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,601 Seizures mean the steroids aren't working. 502 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,641 And we got the tests back. We were wrong, it's not autoimmune. 503 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,039 Could be acute porphyria. 504 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,702 No abdominal pain. 505 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,302 Did the patient thank her sister? 506 00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,806 No, not yet at least. 507 00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:34,010 See if she will. 508 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,108 What are you trying to find out? 509 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:36,346 If she's telling the truth. 510 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:39,287 She claims she objectively sees reality, 511 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:40,847 weighing the good and bad in people. 512 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,722 If that's true, I don't care how many times 513 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,352 her sister borrowed her scrunchy without asking. 514 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,488 The free kidney ought to trump all the bad stuff. 515 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:48,691 And if it doesn't? 516 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,025 Then she sucks like the rest of us. 517 00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,501 We haven't considered her blood. 518 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:55,038 Clots could hit her leg, heart, kidney and brain. 519 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,303 Factor V Leiden: Easiest to treat if we're right. 520 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:01,641 Start her on heparin. And ask for the thank you. 521 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:06,916 How did I do? 522 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:08,744 Great. 523 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:12,380 Great? How great? How many did I miss? 524 00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:14,481 It's not about the numbers. Don't... 525 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:16,026 Fifty-four percent? 526 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,562 They make the practice tests harder than the actual exam. 527 00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:21,029 Oh, my God, now I'm choking in your living room. 528 00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:22,396 This isn't going to work. 529 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:23,661 Who are you calling? 530 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:26,670 I found the guy. He can sell me a copy of the test. 531 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:31,239 I know it's cheating, and I suck as a person, 532 00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:33,504 but the test is tomorrow morning. 533 00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:36,274 It's not about the cheating, it's about your confidence. 534 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,281 You steal that test and you'll never get it back. 535 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:42,649 I can't handle failing at one more thing in my life. 536 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,990 You're a good doctor. 537 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:48,286 I've seen what you're capable of. 538 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,486 You're fast, you're decisive, and you're bold. 539 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,588 Those are not the qualities of someone who needs to steal a test. 540 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:55,563 There's nothing on it you don't already know, 541 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,032 you just need to know you know it. 542 00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,431 Keep talking. 543 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:01,496 We need you on the team. 544 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:04,000 So we're gonna sit here and take another practice test, 545 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,566 and we're gonna keep taking them until you've kicked its ass. 546 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,042 You can do this. You feel me? 547 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,674 Yeah! 548 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:35,362 I feel like we just buried a hooker in the desert. 549 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,566 There'll definitely be another time 550 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:38,233 to rise up and turn things around. 551 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:39,606 You'll come back from it. 552 00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:40,939 Next time. 553 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,253 How're you feeling? 554 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:54,649 Not any better. 555 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,993 It will take some time for the clots to resolve. 556 00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:01,331 Your sister's recovering well. 557 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:05,830 If you're really adding up the good and bad... 558 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:10,799 Can I see her? 559 00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:18,073 - Too fat. - Too thin. Too desperate. 560 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:20,116 Not desperate enough. 561 00:30:20,618 --> 00:30:23,416 Come on, you can insult them, too. 562 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,955 I'd rather not. 563 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,856 If you objectify them now, you'll feel more comfortable 564 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:31,417 when you tie them to a table in your basement later. 565 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,330 Or whatever. 566 00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:35,459 Okay. 567 00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:39,198 Too armpit-fatty? 568 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,101 Whoa. Too hot. 569 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:45,674 I actually know her. She's the new barista at my coffee shop. 570 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:47,438 She's getting her masters in finance. 571 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,945 Brains and boobs. 572 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,071 The mother lode. 573 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,638 Total moron as a barista, though. 574 00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:54,048 Every drink I order, ends up with whipped cream on it. 575 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,915 Even when I say, "No whip." 576 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,478 Girlfriend, that means she's into you. 577 00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:02,552 Okay. 578 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,126 "Hi, there. 579 00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:13,331 "Wilson, James Wilson. 580 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,462 "I'm a doctor. 581 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,801 "Hoping that's enough to close, 582 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,705 "but I'm also a social moron. 583 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,208 "And I have a cat." 584 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:33,422 She said my coffee is not the only thing 585 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,823 she'd like to put whipped cream on. 586 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:38,761 But is she interested? 587 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,037 Oh, my God. 588 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,434 Bartender! Champagne for everyone! 589 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:08,948 Hi. 590 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,016 Hi. 591 00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:15,591 Thank you for saving my life. 592 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:18,265 I love you, you know. 593 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:24,672 I was thinking about those times 594 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:27,575 we went up to Spofford Lake in the summer. 595 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:30,674 Whenever we took out the canoe, 596 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,773 you'd tie up my life vest for me. 597 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:34,648 And in the afternoons, you'd sneak me 598 00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,711 into the lodge so we could steal popsicles. 599 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,626 Maybe we could go back. 600 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:44,853 I could drive us up there. 601 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:48,092 We could get a cabin, and maybe rent a canoe. 602 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,627 Wow, I haven't thought of Spofford in... 603 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,801 Nadia, are you okay? 604 00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:02,974 - Elena, I'm sorry. - I can't do this! 605 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:21,061 Can you stop? Just stop pushing me for a minute. 606 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:29,471 I understand now why you stuck yourself in that diner, 607 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,168 away from friends, away from family. 608 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:36,572 You can't forgive anyone. 609 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:39,339 I don't think you weigh anything. 610 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,248 I think you're like a lot of people, 611 00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:44,948 you focus on the bad memories instead of the good. 612 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,291 I don't have a choice. 613 00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:55,191 Nadia, put your hand in your lap for a moment. 614 00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:00,061 I'm not doing that. 615 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,127 I know. 616 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,773 It's an involuntary movement called chorea. 617 00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:05,331 What does it mean? 618 00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:08,139 It means we still don't know what's wrong with you. 619 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,956 Thank you. 620 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:28,025 Do you know if that OR nurse that Wilson liked 621 00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:30,066 ever broke up with her boyfriend? 622 00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:31,999 I thought your Wilson fetish was over. 623 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,004 I'm putting together a second string 624 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,734 in case things don't go well with the well-breasted barista. 625 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,908 You've got to let that guy alone. 626 00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:40,341 He's not supposed to be alone. 627 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,206 Is that what this is about? 628 00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:47,375 You feel guilty because Wilson's the one that's alone and not you? 629 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,510 You still don't think you deserve this. 630 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:52,818 Have you met me? 631 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,987 Your happiness doesn't take his away. 632 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:57,716 It's okay to enjoy it. 633 00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:05,759 Yeah? 634 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,065 Chorea. Rules out the clotting disorder. 635 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:09,265 It means we're back to square one. 636 00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:11,568 If it's hit her brain, that could mean she doesn't have long. 637 00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:15,203 So then the question becomes, "Will the sister show up at the funeral?" 638 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,541 She tried to reconcile. 639 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,242 But the bad memories crowded out the good and she ran. 640 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:20,749 Nobody's perfect. 641 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,183 What else? 642 00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:26,854 Come on, the woman has all the information we need, 643 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:29,290 she's a bottomless diagnostic library. 644 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,729 Maybe we're missing something from the apartment, some lifestyle thing. 645 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:36,358 Yeah, it's all muscle strain from doing her hundreds ofjigsaw puzzles. 646 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:38,368 We should do another MRI. A brain hemorrhage would... 647 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:41,894 Hey, how many puzzles? 648 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,373 Okay, I was exaggerating dozens. 649 00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:50,146 Do a peripheral blood smear, look for acanthocytes. 650 00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:51,272 I'll be right in. 651 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,387 Remember me? 652 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,380 Just kidding. 653 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,486 So, jigsaw puzzles. 654 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,120 I find them calming. 655 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,131 You ever left one unfinished? 656 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,792 No, that would drive me crazy. 657 00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:13,627 Speaking of... 658 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,136 Why are you doing that? 659 00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:23,611 More important question is, why are you? 660 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,670 It's just a habit. 661 00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:30,812 It's a habit that compels you in an obsessive way that's so bad 662 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:31,911 it's a disorder. 663 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:33,183 I don't have OCD. 664 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,919 Each brain with OCD has its own way of filtering it. 665 00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:38,689 Some people wash their hands and hoard TV Guides, 666 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:41,321 you do puzzles and hoard memories. 667 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:45,499 So what we thought was a gift, 668 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:49,462 was just you literally obsessing over your own life. 669 00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:54,539 That's why I can't stop the memories even when I try. 670 00:36:56,847 --> 00:36:59,509 But everything else? My kidneys... 671 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:03,849 Your memory was a symptom of a symptom of a larger disease. 672 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,617 You have McLeod's syndrome. It's a rare genetic disorder 673 00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:11,628 that affects the nervous system, blood and can cause 674 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:15,460 OCD. 675 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:19,627 Am I gonna die? 676 00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:21,365 It can't be cured. 677 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:25,203 But your various symptoms can be managed with medication. 678 00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:32,039 Best case scenario, you can live another 20 years. 679 00:37:38,055 --> 00:37:42,082 If it's any solace, everybody dies alone. 680 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,524 Probably isn't. 681 00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,209 How'd it go? 682 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:03,512 Well, it's hard to choke when you have all the answers. 683 00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:06,675 Look at it this way, it's better to suck at taking one test 684 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:09,481 than to suck at saving people's lives. 685 00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:11,679 Wow! 686 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,987 Rachel thought it was too big, and I can't keep it in my hotel room. 687 00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,583 You're giving it to me? 688 00:38:16,861 --> 00:38:18,692 I couldn't stand the thought of you 689 00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:21,323 having company over with that other TV. 690 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:23,162 It's embarrassing. 691 00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:26,598 Thanks. 692 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,504 Thank you. 693 00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:39,274 Hey, look. I have the room. 694 00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:42,051 You could stay if you wanted to. 695 00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:44,349 Just until you find your new place. 696 00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:47,082 Who else am I gonna play SavageScape with? 697 00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:49,719 We could do that online from separate houses. 698 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,260 Will you shut up? 699 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,691 Okay. 700 00:39:03,307 --> 00:39:04,501 How're you feeling? 701 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:05,906 Much better. 702 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:10,212 I don't believe what House said. 703 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:13,282 I'm not sure even House believes it anymore. 704 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:19,049 You said you didn't have a choice to be the way you are. 705 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,223 Now you do. 706 00:39:21,892 --> 00:39:25,988 These are SSRis. They've been effective in treating OCD. 707 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:27,462 You mean lose my memory? 708 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:30,557 Not lose it entirely, it'll just become more like anyone else's. 709 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:34,768 My memory 710 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:41,001 is the only thing that has ever made me special. 711 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,111 Maybe so. 712 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:49,680 But if you want to be special, you're going to have to be alone. 713 00:40:10,674 --> 00:40:11,834 Hey! 714 00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:29,790 Hey. Hey! 715 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,589 Those are for Sarah. 716 00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:33,789 Are they poisoned? 717 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,967 You and your paranoia. 718 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,862 Now, if you'll excuse me, 719 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:47,204 I really should find a better place to store my ragweed. 720 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:51,445 It's a very nice gesture, but it's still in the apartment. 721 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:13,069 So, I want to hear all the dirty, dairy-specific details 722 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:15,001 of your night with Java the Slut. 723 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:19,475 All right. First of all, all real. 724 00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:26,475 Second, a true connoisseur of the dark arts of... 725 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:33,254 I flaked. I walked her to her car and said good night. 726 00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:38,021 I will get back into it. You just need to give me a little more time. 727 00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:47,070 I'll give you 10 days. 728 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:53,737 Fine. 729 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,111 Ew!