1 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:08,878 How long has your daughter had trouble breathing? 2 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,220 About a week now. 3 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,183 The best dads wait two or more. 4 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,317 Yeah, no. It's not like it's serious. 5 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:20,490 I checked online and it's asthma or something. 6 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,500 "Or something" is the number one killer 7 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,569 of teens with no medical degree. 8 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,466 When was the last time he took you to see a doctor? 9 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,234 Uh... Like five months ago. 10 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:30,808 We went to a clinic in Trenton. I had strep throat. 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,811 Remember the antibiotic they gave you? Is it neomycin? 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,346 Amoxicillin. 13 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,577 So, about the inhaler for my asthma, I was... 14 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:42,710 Sorry. 15 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,416 Hospital policy specifically prohibits me 16 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,719 from giving meds to unrelated homeless people 17 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:48,918 pretending to be father and daughter. 18 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,063 Your pants are a size too short, 19 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:53,392 so either you grew several of inches 20 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,660 or you grabbed the closest size in the thrift store. 21 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,225 And only you have dimples, which are adorable, 22 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:00,430 but they're also an X-linked dominant genetic trait. 23 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:03,568 Which actually doesn't prove anything. 24 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,734 The fact that she didn't burst into tears tells me 25 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,709 that you never thought he was your dad. 26 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,672 Let's get out of here. 27 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,215 Since you're the brains of the operation, you might want to stick around. 28 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,083 What, so I can get busted by Social Services? 29 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,282 No. So you can stop bleeding out of your ear. 30 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,861 It's usually a sign of a skull fracture. 31 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:27,555 Someone been using your head as a soccer ball? 32 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,897 No. As much as I'd like to take your word for it, 33 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,133 I have no interest in taking your word for it. 34 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,197 No tenderness. No pain. 35 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:38,634 Right. Looks like you're telling the truth about something. 36 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,410 The ear canal is fine. 37 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,313 And you don't have a fever. 38 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,814 Pay the man. He's late for a trashcan fire. 39 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,397 Would you tell me what's going on'? What's wrong with me'? 40 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,165 I have no idea. 41 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,342 Why did you ask to meet us 30 miles away from the hospital? 42 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,444 Because I can. 43 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,884 Also, Chris Christie's blog says 44 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,288 the pancakes here are the best. 45 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,794 So, what do we got on this 18-year-old 46 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,488 with the ear bleed and the breathing problems? 47 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:09,499 CT confirms no skull fracture. And looking at her confirms she's not 18. 48 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,235 Yes, she is. Says so in the file. 49 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,805 We can't treat an underage patient without a guardian. 50 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,033 We need to call Social Services. 51 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,973 I cut a deal with the patient. 52 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,867 We don't call, she doesn't bolt. 53 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:23,072 Whatever age, living on the street makes her vulnerable to malnutrition, 54 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,240 drug use, HIV... 55 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,543 All things which could explain her symptoms. 56 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:30,054 No sign of malnutrition, lox screen's clear, STD panel was negative 57 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,214 and is that Foreman? 58 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,885 Oh, my goodness, it is. 59 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:38,827 Hi, Dean Foreman! 60 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:54,709 Are you not gonna introduce us because we're married? 61 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:55,838 No, wait, that's her. 62 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,906 She's a pharmaceutical rep, and this is a working breakfast. 63 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,508 In a restaurant that's nowhere near your home or the hospital'? 64 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,079 Chris Christie recommends the pancakes. 65 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,127 Squamous cell middle ear tumor could've caused the ear bleed, 66 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,027 paraneoplastic reaction caused the breathing problems. 67 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,463 Middle ear looks completely normal. 68 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:17,125 But there is thickening in the lining of the wall of the third ventricle. 69 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,726 Could be a sign of cerebral infection. 70 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,203 It would explain the lack of fever. 71 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,900 Pneumococcus is pretty common among the homeless population. 72 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,533 We should find out if she's been vaccinated. 73 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,738 Sure. Ask her and when she refuses to tell you anything, 74 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,407 start her on ceftriaxone for pneumococcus. 75 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,711 And if she says she has been vaccinated? 76 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,414 Then don't believe her and start her on ceftriaxone for pneumococcus. 77 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:39,753 How about we don't believe she's gonna bolt and we call Social Services. 78 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,121 While I'm in the little boys' room, 79 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,558 you can pretend I'm seriously considering that idea. 80 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,756 The bathroom's that way. 81 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,795 Pretty sure there's one in the hospital. 82 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:59,169 When I was your age, I ran away. 83 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,301 Lived on my own. 84 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:02,836 At the time, it seemed... 85 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:03,970 Let me guess, 86 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:08,314 life with mom and dad was kind of a drag so you just ran away, 87 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,615 lived with friends and partied with guys 88 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,985 that you knew your parents would hate, 89 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,821 and then when you got tired of being a rebel, you just went home. 90 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:21,422 Being homeless isn't a vacation for me, 91 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,297 and I'm not acting out. 92 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,999 My life at home sucked, so I got the hell out of there. 93 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:29,869 There are other options besides living on the streets. 94 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,534 Right. Like group homes, where you're packed in 95 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:35,511 with as many messed-up, delinquent kids as possible, 96 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,843 foster parents, who only take you in because you're a meal ticket. 97 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,714 I can think of easier ways to make 175 bucks a week. 98 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,286 No, you're right. I really should roll the dice 99 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,516 and hope for a pair that don't ruin my life the way that my mom... 100 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,114 Get your hands off my stuff! 101 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,285 This stuff might tell us more about why you're sick. 102 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,987 A history textbook? You go to school? 103 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,861 I don't plan on being homeless forever. 104 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,361 Hello, good sir. 105 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:04,465 My brother the general here gots the green apple quick step. 106 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,072 One of us is in the wrong time zone. 107 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:14,243 And if it's me, I need to talk to a stockbroker 108 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:17,914 and anyone from the Kennedy family. In that order. 109 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,649 He got the runs and we do need him 110 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,417 up and at 'em for battle tomorrow. 111 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,927 It's hardly authentic, coming to a newfangled clinic, 112 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,759 especially with a Yankee doctor. 113 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,995 Sir, are you questioning my resolve? 114 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,765 Yes. And your sanity. 115 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,869 I'm multi-tasking. 116 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,500 General, do not light out. 117 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:42,009 We swore that we would see the elephant together. 118 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:50,184 Far be it from me to come between two nut jobs and their elephant. 119 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:59,259 I could add some mercury if you want to make it more authentic. 120 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,733 The Confederacy thanks you, Doc. 121 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:18,113 I got House's phone, deleted all photos of you and Anita. 122 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:19,940 I owe you. 123 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,714 An affair? Never knew you were such a tramp. 124 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,084 Neither did I. 125 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,648 Anita, she's fun, smart, 126 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:30,751 not looking for anything serious. It's pretty perfect. 127 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,424 Except for the gnawing guilt about the husband, 128 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,966 the lies she must be telling him. 129 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,400 But not guilty enough to stop seeing her. 130 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,564 She's smoking hot. And ifs not his job to protect her marriage. 131 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:43,974 Aren't you supposed to be pointing a finger 132 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,599 at your own life as a cautionary tale'? 133 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,612 If not for cheating, I might still have a wife 134 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,274 but I wouldn't have Sophie and Sophia. 135 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:55,480 Which means I wouldn't be preparing for their visit this week 136 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:59,489 by child-locking all my cabinets, padding table corners 137 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:03,686 and getting rid of every single magazine. 138 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:06,787 You could probably just hide the porn in your underwear drawer. 139 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:10,323 The magazines go away so I won't ignore my children. 140 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,964 I know I have to pay attention to them, 141 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,834 I want to pay attention to them. 142 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:18,432 But they're just so 143 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,670 boring. 144 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,980 Did you learn anything at Jane Doe's school? 145 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,487 They did a bunch of vaccinations, including pneumococcus. 146 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,353 Take her off the ceftriaxone. 147 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,823 So we're back to square none. 148 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:35,951 Not exactly. 149 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,996 The name she registered under seems to be fake, 150 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,894 but the address is a foreclosed house. 151 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,565 We'll let you know what we find. 152 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,070 Plenty of food, water. 153 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,327 And beer. 154 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,136 She eats well, goes to school, makes good grades. 155 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,707 She's a homeless girl who's captain of the volleyball team. 156 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,472 How can you be okay with this? 157 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,980 Your mom sends you to work with snacks. 158 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,710 I want and need parents. 159 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,015 Jane Doe is flourishing without them. 160 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,314 Maybe. 161 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,554 But this mold definitely is. 162 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,556 You went to my school? 163 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,257 Now that they know they'll report me. 164 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,490 I can't go back there. 165 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,534 You may have a fungal infection, you need that medicine. 166 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:19,695 Fluconazole, right? I'll get it at a clinic. 167 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,872 I can't feel my legs! 168 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,342 Is that the infection? 169 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,340 I don't think so. 170 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,548 So, what causes an ear bleed, 171 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,245 breathing problems 172 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:39,289 and our runaway's inability to run away? 173 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,756 Fungal infection's off the table. 174 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,224 What about transverse myelitis? 175 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,422 Not with normal posterior column function. 176 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,531 I've been waiting to do this for months. Pull! 177 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,071 Sights seem to be off on this. 178 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,300 We didn't call Social Services before 179 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,208 because we didn't want the patient to take off. 180 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,043 Now she can't. There's no reason for us not to call. 181 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,813 How about the reason that there's no reason. This is working fine for me. 182 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,243 Pull! 183 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,225 That one clearly took evasive action. 184 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,885 You want to protect her, because you think 185 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,654 she's fine on her own, outside the system... 186 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,732 Does anyone have a position on our patient's medical condition? 187 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,268 Could be endocarditis with septic emboli. 188 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,394 Pull! 189 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,505 I'd turn around and shoot you, but apparently I'd miss. 190 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,473 There's no murmurs, no Osler nodes. 191 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,513 You've never done this before, have you? 192 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,638 No, I have not. 193 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,808 But all the time I had my ankle monitor on' I was furious that I couldn't. 194 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,621 Vasculitis fits. 195 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:46,983 Start treatment with steroids. 196 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,926 If she's lucky, she'll be free to flee again. 197 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,792 Not once I call Social Services. 198 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,422 I'm not giving up. 199 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,158 You wanna bet? 200 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,269 One shot, one birdie. 201 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,133 You hit, you make the call. You miss, never mention it again. 202 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,666 No. Why would I agree? 203 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:08,541 Because your only other option is you call and I fire you. 204 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:27,791 Pull! 205 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,004 She responding to corticosteroids? 206 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,241 Looks like it. 207 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,381 And Social Services. 208 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,982 I thought for sure there'd be some yelling or profanity, 209 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,147 possible bloodletting. 210 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,054 She's tired of living on the streets after all. 211 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,890 I'll bet House regrets... 212 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,897 Could he know I'm good with a gun? 213 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,334 I don't know how, but... 214 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,338 Hiring a hooker to pretend to be a social worker? 215 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,002 She took a bet that she knew she'd win. 216 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,078 Frankly, I feel violated. 217 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,342 What happened to the social worker I called? 218 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,442 Apparently someone identifying themselves as Dr. Pujols called 219 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,850 and said the patient ran off. 220 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,954 Come on, Poo-holes. 221 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,926 I've informed Social Services of the mistake 222 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,587 and given Jane Doe's description to the cops. 223 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,755 They'll track down the parents. 224 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,093 Thank you. 225 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,533 I'll leave you and Dr. Pujols alone. 226 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,105 You should have told me you were treating an underage clinic patient. 227 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,270 I was giving you the gift of deniability. 228 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,309 Now I'm giving you the gift of additional clinic hours. 229 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,471 No, you're not. 230 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,610 You've got nothing on me. 231 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,443 Check your phone. 232 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,615 MY phone? 233 00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,054 Right, I guess I did have some pictures on that 234 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,221 But I also have these. 235 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,963 Here's the two of you kissing over dinner. 236 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,728 Busting a move at a nightclub. 237 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,393 Is that your hand near her nether regions? 238 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,806 Thanks again for taking out the ankle bracelet. 239 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,400 I'm not gonna let you blackmail me, House. 240 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,810 Of course not. There's no way your selling out your integrity 241 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,314 would let me compromise your job in any major way 242 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,646 over some tawdry bit of gossip. 243 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,251 But what about compromising it in a minor way, 244 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,758 reduced clinic hours, unlimited Internet porn budget. 245 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,159 That makes much more sense than 246 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,662 the nuclear option of ruining both our lives. 247 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,830 You can keep these. I got copies. 248 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:58,442 God, how I've missed the sweet smell of sticking it to the man. 249 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,609 Adams is right. You're protecting this girl. 250 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,685 Oh, no, I was wrong. 251 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,687 That's the stench of moralizing. 252 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:09,157 I'm protecting myself from meddling bureaucrats and parents. 253 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,352 You admire this girl. 254 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,727 She had a horrible home life so she went out on her own. 255 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,060 She's your road not taken. 256 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,998 I've always dreamed of living in an abandoned house with mold. 257 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,367 House, all I'm accusing you of is having a connection with a patient. 258 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,496 This is a good thing. 259 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,664 It's not a good thing, 'cause it's not a thing. 260 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:28,176 It is a thing, which you'll prove when her parents show up, 261 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,474 and you start protecting her from them. 262 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:41,182 The sound I make is "moo." 263 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:46,162 And the sound I make is "quack." 264 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,511 Moo! 265 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,561 The sound is quack. 266 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,358 Quack, quack. 267 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,532 Quack, quack, quack. 268 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,230 I'm an ass. 269 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,937 On the plus side, I can now program my DVR from my phone. 270 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,036 They are kind of boring. 271 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,274 All kids. Not just yours. 272 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,576 Very helpful. 273 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,613 You need to log more hours. 274 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,119 Eventually you'll pass boredom, get to bonding. 275 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,089 Like Stockholm syndrome. 276 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,887 I heard the nurses talking. You called Social Services for real 277 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,655 Because you shouldn't be living on your own. 278 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,061 Right. Better my mom should use me as a punching bag. 279 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,490 If your mom abused you, Social Services 280 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,399 won't let you go home with her. 281 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,004 Have I mentioned I don't trust the system? 282 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,130 We don't know if you're better yet. You can't just take off. 283 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,675 Uh... Can we help you? 284 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,906 I'm Adele Brown from Social Services, and this... 285 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,074 I'm Ellen Rogers, Callie's mother. 286 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,742 You haven't been that for two years. 287 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,649 I promise, things are different... 288 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,417 Wow, two sentences in and you're already making promises. 289 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,460 Okay. Maybe we need to take a minute here and give Callie some space. 290 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,325 No, I don't need a minute. I need her out of my life. 291 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,421 Is she okay? I will be once you just... 292 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,527 oh, my God! 293 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,869 We need help in here! 294 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,372 Go! 295 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,205 You bet 100 bucks on a turtle race? 296 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,109 I paid Mr. Chips 5 bucks to take a dive. 297 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,120 The bleeding stopped on its own. 298 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,125 She got worse after being on steroids, so autoimmune is out. 299 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,320 Diagnosis depends on whether the blood was coming from 300 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,295 the sinuses, lungs or her guts. 301 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,134 Mr. Chips looks like he wants it. 302 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,965 100 bucks says he'll make soup out of Franklin. 303 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,696 You're on. 304 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,898 How'd the mom seem to you? 305 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:15,070 If you're asking if she looks like someone who beat her kid, you're a moron. 306 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,006 Move your ass, Mr. Chips! 307 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,025 You should have seen her face when mom walked in. 308 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,398 Callie hates her. I don't think she's lying. 309 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,495 Because people never lie about people they hate. 310 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,404 Big sinus bleed could be sinusitis and a bleeding disorder. 311 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,738 She didn't complain about a headache. 312 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,540 If the bleeding is in her gut, could be Zollinger-Ellison. 313 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,913 Acid reflux causes asthma, and the acid erodes the stomach, causing the bleeding. 314 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,684 Yes! 315 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,081 Franklin rules. Mr. Chips drools. 316 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,121 Mr. Chips' owner only feeds him on apples and bananas. 317 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,890 Nowhere near enough Vitamin A. Pay up. 318 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,595 Do an upper endoscopy to confirm Zollinger-Ellison. 319 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,761 After mommy dearest has given her permission. 320 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:15,202 Ellen shouldn't have consent if she beat her daughter. 321 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,237 Doesn't matter if she beat her daughter. 322 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,037 Only matters if Social Services says she beat her daughter. 323 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,208 Good thing you made it all official. 324 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,386 Will the endoscopy be painful? 325 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,217 Is that an issue? 326 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,556 It's a medical procedure, there will be some discomfort. 327 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,788 I never meant to hurt my daughter. 328 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,390 And yet, you hit her. 329 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,589 She told you that? 330 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,130 And now you're gonna tell me you didn't. 331 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,064 I'm a drug addict. 332 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,401 And I've been a lousy mom. 333 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,644 Especially since my husband died. 334 00:18:55,968 --> 00:19:01,418 He was closer to Callie than I was, and I missed him so much. 335 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,619 And it was too hard, 336 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,419 and taking oxy just made things easier. 337 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,589 Right up until it made me lose my daughter. 338 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,433 I hurt Callie a lot. 339 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:23,005 But one of the only things that I can feel okay about is that I never hit her. 340 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:37,778 Didn't peg you as the midday fun kind of guy. So glad I was wrong. 341 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,447 Mmm... 342 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,860 Unfortunately, that's not why we're here. 343 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,698 Remember that guy from the restaurant yesterday? 344 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,124 Mmm-hmm. 345 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,338 He's got pictures of us. He's threatening to show your husband. 346 00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,239 I thought you said that guy was one of your best doctors. 347 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,811 Yeah. Not one of my best people. 348 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,806 We've got to stop seeing each other. 349 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,647 Not necessarily. 350 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,977 I told my husband about you. 351 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,049 What? Why? 352 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,419 He was saying that things had been 353 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,154 better lately between him and I, 354 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,323 that I was happier. 355 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,891 I said that I was, and that you were the reason. 356 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,528 And he was okay with that? 357 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,768 Not initially. It was a pretty tough conversation. 358 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,504 Neither of us is ready to give up on the marriage, 359 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,047 and I am not ready to give up this. 360 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,111 You don't have to feel so guilty anymore. 361 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,868 You didn't need to shoot yourself. 362 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,136 I could have given you a Section 8. 363 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,199 We've hit the drills pretty hard, 364 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,869 and by the fourth round, my hand went numb. The gun slipped. 365 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,741 And I only had blanks in it but... 366 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,806 It's funny how nearly shooting your toe off cured that speech impediment. 367 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:17,047 Ha! Yeah. Sorry about that. Sheldon's a progressive. 368 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,283 Compared to who? Rupert Murdoch? 369 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,656 Progressives are reenactors who strive for complete authenticity. 370 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,559 They never drop character while in uniform. 371 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,656 Whereas you just dabble in crazy? 372 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,501 Sheldon and I had a big falling out years ago. 373 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,438 We only really started talking again because of the reenactments. 374 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:40,306 They gave me my brother back. 375 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,641 That's a very moving story. 376 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,442 Be a lot more affecting if you hadn't bonded 377 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,847 over something so completely idiotic. 378 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,648 Your mom didn't hit you, did she? 379 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,626 No. 380 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,028 Then why did you lie about it? 381 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,098 Because I wanted to get out of here. 382 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:09,169 People understand getting hit more than what my mom does. 383 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,639 Tell me, maybe I'll understand. 384 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,104 I was the mom. 385 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:23,217 She couldn't keep a job, spent all her money on pills. 386 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,686 I had to get a job. 387 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:28,953 Double shifts just to keep the power on, keep food in the house. 388 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,955 I couldn't tell you how many times she nearly OD'd 389 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:35,191 and I had to clean her up and put her in bed. 390 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:40,068 So I decided if I was gonna be the grown-up, 391 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,638 I'd rather do it on my own terms. 392 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,013 Your mom knows she messed up. 393 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,313 She's determined not to do it again. 394 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,648 Yeah. 395 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:58,845 And she'll feel that way 396 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,050 right up until things get too tough 397 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,353 and she has to start using again. 398 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,601 Do you think people can change? 399 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,165 No. 400 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:20,200 But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion because people don't change. 401 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,173 Stop. 402 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,415 Is that an ulcer? Yeah, it is. 403 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,080 But we haven't reached the stomach yet, 404 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,551 I'm still high in the esophagus. 405 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,514 Means it's not Zollinger-Ellison. 406 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,016 Ulcer's bleeding. 407 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,092 We need to lavage before she drowns in her own blood. 408 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,228 We cauterized the ulcer, stopped the bleeding. 409 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,066 Compromised immune system from living on the street 410 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,571 could make her susceptible to HPV. 411 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,198 HPV was covered on the STD panel, she's negative. 412 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,368 What if she didn't get this from being homeless? 413 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,570 What if she got it from her mom? 414 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,909 I'm assuming you're thinking something genetic because... 415 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,277 I'm thinking addiction. 416 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,274 Alcohol-induced esophagitis. 417 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,716 Explains esophageal ulcers and her other symptoms. 418 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,978 If only it would explain why we've never 419 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,988 seen her drunk, drinking or detoxing. 420 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,623 Her blood pressure's been elevated. Could be the DTs. 421 00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,092 It's been mildly elevated. 422 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:15,121 Mildly elevated BP could put her at risk for a berry aneurysm. 423 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:19,100 Weak blood vessel in the brain gets pounded on by elevated BP, 424 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,638 causes it to expand and contract, 425 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:23,931 causes the symptoms to come and go. 426 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,169 CT didn't show any signs of an aneurysm. 427 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,744 Did I mention come and go? 428 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,643 As much as your presence may cause 429 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,645 objects to become engorged with blood, 430 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,683 sometimes aneurysms just aren't in the mood. 431 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:36,309 Alcoholism and berry aneurysm are both valid theories. 432 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,319 I think we should discuss this with the patient and her mom. 433 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,946 Why? We've discussed it right here. 434 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:43,289 Tell them she needs a cerebral angiogram to locate the aneurysm, 435 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,158 surgery to repair. 436 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,198 Brain surgery? When? 437 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:53,270 We've booked the OR for an hour from now. 438 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,363 And Dr. House is sure that's what she has? 439 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:57,770 He's confident in the diagnosis. 440 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,707 It's consistent with all of her symptoms. 441 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,171 But you don't buy it. 442 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,107 No. 443 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,679 I think your symptoms are the result of alcohol abuse. 444 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,281 But I'm not an alcoholic. 445 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,325 You came to the hospital with beer in your pocket, 446 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,789 we found more alcohol at your house... 447 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,556 Yeah, I use booze as payment. 448 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,459 I have an occasional beer with my friends. 449 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,556 That doesn't mean I have a problem. 450 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,633 I want the surgery. 451 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,300 Actually, it's your mom's decision. 452 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:38,808 I'm not an addict 453 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,715 That's what I always said to you, Callie, but I had a problem. 454 00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:43,718 I'm nothing like you. 455 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,720 Tell them to do the surgery. 456 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,332 I need a few minutes to think. 457 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:04,838 The patient asked me what I thought. 458 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,241 I pay you to think inside this room. 459 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,073 Outside this room, I pay you to parrot. 460 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,011 It's her choice. She has the right to know. 461 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,072 It's a medical choice that you turned into 462 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:15,242 an extension of your baggage and hers. 463 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,081 You told the mom something you want to believe 464 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,211 because you don't want to believe that 465 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,416 this girl might be doing fine parent-free. 466 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,253 Which also happens to be what the mom wants to believe... 467 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:24,588 You think she wants to feel responsible for her daughter's illness? 468 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,685 That woman sees everything to do with her daughter 469 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:29,698 through guilt-colored glasses. 470 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,597 It's all her fault. 471 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:39,036 House, 472 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,380 don't bully her, she's overwhelmed enough. 473 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,708 It's nothing compared to how she's gonna feel 474 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,878 when her daughter dies from the aneurysm she decided not to treat. 475 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:11,404 You must be Dr. House. 476 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,966 I save my appearances 477 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:18,572 for when parents are on the brink of doing something incredibly stupid. 478 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:23,912 Your daughter has a berry aneurysm, she needs surgery. 479 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:27,753 What she does not need is you making this or any other decision. 480 00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:32,156 I can't just leave this up to her. 481 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:33,355 Then leave it up to me. 482 00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:35,262 And just leave. 483 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,330 I'm not gonna abandon my daughter. 484 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,362 She hates you. 485 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,601 It's actually not such a big deal. 486 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,179 Plenty of kids hate their parents. 487 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,773 What makes it a big deal is that she should hate you. 488 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,513 Playing the biology card doesn't change anything except where she lives. 489 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,691 Your daughter's better off without you, 490 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:05,887 so let her be better off without you. 491 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,197 I'm gonna do the surgery. 492 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,863 I'll take the fallout from Social Services. 493 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,092 Dr. House. 494 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,702 My daughter's care is my choice. 495 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,196 And so is this. 496 00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:53,167 Treat her for alcoholism. 497 00:28:58,670 --> 00:28:59,740 Peek-a-boo! 498 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:03,376 Why would Anita tell her husband about our affair'? 499 00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:05,249 Probably just got sick of lying. 500 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:09,383 Look at it this way, now the sex is both commitment and guilt-free. 501 00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:12,518 And men love commitment-free sex. 502 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:16,223 Yes, they do. Oh, yes, they do. 503 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,271 They're gonna find out eventually. 504 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,136 Peek-a-boo. 505 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,902 How do you keep doing the same thing over and over 506 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,408 with the same level of enthusiasm? 507 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:30,142 First off, be a decent, empathetic person. 508 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,405 This is what you said you wanted, 509 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,278 but you're actually more upset now that the husband knows. 510 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:36,485 Because I'm hurting him. You always were. 511 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:39,647 But he didn't know that Which means he wasn't really hurt. 512 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,981 Yeah, I know it's a rationalization, 513 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,960 but it went a long way to making me feel a little less guilty about seeing her. 514 00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,554 Looks like you're gonna need a bigger rationalization. 515 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:51,898 Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo. 516 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,465 Social Services report came in on your mom. 517 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:59,667 Let me guess, she passed with flying colors. 518 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:01,940 She always does. 519 00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:06,575 I think she might make it this time. 520 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:10,348 House left a bottle of Vicodin to see if she'd steal it. 521 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,350 She gave it back. 522 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,253 You could at least let her sleep in the room. 523 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:22,124 She could have listened to me about my drinking. 524 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:25,463 Even if you are right about it, why take your word over mine'? 525 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,797 I'm her daughter. 526 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:31,635 Because she's your mom. 527 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,437 And for the first time she's acting like it. 528 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,041 It's a little late for that. 529 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,053 Good night. 530 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,229 Morning. 531 00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,171 I heard you went head-to-head with the mom. 532 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,537 Not for your reasons. 533 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:07,666 You're protecting the girl. 534 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,073 I'm protecting my diagnosis. 535 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,579 And you tested her, to see if you could get her back on drugs 536 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,705 and out of her daughter's life. 537 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:16,217 That was to show Adams that mommy dearest hadn't changed. 538 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:19,687 I'm taking a principled stand against idealism. 539 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:22,314 Your patient's stable? 540 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:26,056 Maybe Adams was right. The illness is alcohol related. 541 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:29,030 I hope so considering that's what we're treating her for. 542 00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:33,000 You hope you're wrong for the sake of the patient. 543 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:38,838 I hope that I'm right, but the aneurysm bursts without killing her. 544 00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:41,371 Call me a softie. 545 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:46,513 Or the mom agrees to an autopsy so I can prove it. 546 00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,017 Your patients love you because you're empathetic. 547 00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:59,961 I also have kind eyes. Why are you here? 548 00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,190 But you don't love all of your patients. 549 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,691 Of course not. 550 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,896 I'll bet some of them bore you. 551 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,632 Dull people get cancer too. Why are you here? 552 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:14,302 But you fake an interest in them because you need to, right? 553 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,073 And if you do it long enough, it becomes real? 554 00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:21,275 Well, no, because the interest isn't fake. 555 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,647 Really? 556 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,279 Because you realize they're not dull, 557 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:28,948 it was just your misinterpretation of them. 558 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,425 I just haven't found a way to make them interesting yet. 559 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:36,497 It's all about common ground. You find one thing you both like or hate. 560 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:39,569 John Woo movies, romance novels, kale. 561 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:45,174 Sometimes the best way to connect with someone 562 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:47,903 is stop thinking about them and focus on yourself. 563 00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:52,472 What is this about? 564 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,347 Not everything has an agenda. 565 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,748 See ya. 566 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,418 I told him because it was the right thing to do. 567 00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,150 Right. 568 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:08,321 This doesn't change anything between us. 569 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,422 It sort of does for me. 570 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:13,658 You want to stop seeing each other? 571 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:14,759 No. 572 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:22,942 But I was thinking, maybe you could tell your husband that we did. 573 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:26,112 And then go back to sneaking around behind his back? 574 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:28,440 Yes. 575 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:30,951 Why would you want to do that? 576 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,645 I don't know. 577 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:38,120 This just feels wrong. 578 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,695 I think I'm gonna go. 579 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,482 Oh, God! 580 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:07,354 We thought it was the salt pork... 581 00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:08,889 But all the menfolk been eating it 582 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,391 and we're the only ones that sick. 583 00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,339 Which one of you is the cheap bastard? 584 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:30,502 Your uniforms are not wool They're polyester, cheap polyester. 585 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,277 Which gets processed with a heavy metal called antimony. 586 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,112 You wear badly processed polyester 587 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,083 all day and night for days and nights, 588 00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:40,619 and you get antimony poisoning which causes your diarrhea 589 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,090 and your numbness in your hands 590 00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:45,692 and your collective vomiting. 591 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,861 Polyester uniforms? 592 00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:51,423 I was being authentic. 593 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,059 With polyester uniforms? 594 00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:54,727 Confederacy gave men $21 595 00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,532 every six months for uniforms... You poisoned us both. 596 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:57,866 At least I have principles. 597 00:34:58,029 --> 00:34:59,201 Because they don't cost anything. 598 00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:02,538 Brother against brother. Now that is authentic. 599 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:19,892 I know you don't want me here, 600 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,062 but they had banana muffins downstairs. 601 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,961 Reminded me of our St. Pete's trip. 602 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,071 Remember? 603 00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:35,742 We used to walk and get some every morning at that bakery. 604 00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:39,577 I guess. 605 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,253 Were you high on that trip? 606 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,959 Not when we were together. 607 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:03,004 I used to wait until you went to bed. 608 00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,137 You can stay, 609 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:14,339 if you want. 610 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:18,647 Okay. 611 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,720 Mmm. It's not bad. 612 00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:34,526 What's happening? 613 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,962 Is this from the alcohol treatment? 614 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,968 I was wrong. The berry aneurysm must have just burst. 615 00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:47,039 Temporal lobes are clear. Parietal clear. 616 00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:50,377 Get me a micro-vascular clip tray as well as the occlusion. 617 00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:51,545 Check the ventricles. 618 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,713 Ventricles are clear, too. 619 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,651 Aneurysm must've leaked instead of burst. 620 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,051 Inject the dye. 621 00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:12,566 Posterior cerebral clear. Vertebral clear. Circle of Willis also clear. 622 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:15,868 She doesn't have a berry aneurysm. 623 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,951 Her BP is dropping. Start her on pressors. 624 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,353 Get her BP up before her organs start shutting down. 625 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,221 Adams. With me. 626 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:32,858 The pressors will only give us a couple hours, max. 627 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,693 What causes breathing issues, bleeding issues, paralysis, 628 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,199 loss of consciousness? 629 00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:38,694 What are we missing? 630 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,033 That's everything bad that's happened. What about the good stuff'? 631 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,265 You mean, like, we should be more optimistic? 632 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,203 She got a little better when we put her on steroids, 633 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:46,736 which can attack tumor cells. 634 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:47,900 Maybe she has cancer. 635 00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:51,241 No hypercalcaemia, no elevated blood proteins. 636 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:54,077 She and her mom mentioned a trip they took to Florida a couple of years ago. 637 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,116 What about dengue fever? Cholera? 638 00:37:56,207 --> 00:38:01,555 Great ideas. If dengue fever or cholera laid in wail for two years before suddenly... 639 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,434 Did your biological daughter go swimming in Florida? 640 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,836 In a lake, or a pond, or an everglade? 641 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,940 Yeah, there's a canal near my mother's house. 642 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,638 Do you know what's wrong with her? 643 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,815 Family vacations kill. 644 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,481 Come with me. Don't want to explain this twice. 645 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,018 You're letting in the flies. And she needs an LVAD. 646 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,185 No, she doesn't. 647 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,792 Your daughter has ascariasis. 648 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:48,270 It's a disease caused by a parasitic worm found in feces. 649 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,272 Animals used the canal as a potty, 650 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,831 and the eggs from the feces ended up in Callie's intestine 651 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,706 when she went swimming. 652 00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:58,941 Where they hung out, quietly and asymptomatically biding their time. 653 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,483 Until somewhere along the way, they got knocked loose, 654 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:03,951 maybe a dive in volleyball practice, 655 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,384 or maybe she slipped on her way into a soup kitchen. 656 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:09,458 But once they hatched, the worms got to work on her lungs, 657 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,323 her ear, and the nerves in her legs. 658 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:13,726 The worms got agitated by the steroids we gave her, 659 00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:16,355 which started them on their journey to the esophagus. 660 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,798 And, ultimately, to the heart. 661 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:23,396 A few pills of mebendazole, and she'll be fine. 662 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:35,147 She's feeling much better, walking on her own. 663 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,412 Getting along with her mother? 664 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,317 As long as I keep bringing her muffins. 665 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,086 Did someone come take her for a test? 666 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:19,889 Callie agrees with you. 667 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:22,227 That people don't change. 668 00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:25,234 She said when her mom slips again, she didn't want to be there. 669 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,566 She'd rather remember her like she is now. 670 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,872 Smart girl. 671 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,103 You got the ending you wanted. 672 00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:37,372 Because I was only looking to solve the case, not their lives. 673 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:41,576 I don't care if the people who work for me are screwed up, 674 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:43,749 in fact I even encourage it, 675 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:47,585 but absolution, do that on your own time. 676 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:52,151 Or not at all. 677 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,662 Cause clearly you suck at it. 678 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:34,197 This is Aaron Rodgers. 679 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:37,967 Wow, 127 quarterback rating. 680 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:40,509 Do you know what sound he makes? 681 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:49,441 Okay. Ow! 682 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:50,942 Um... 683 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:56,224 This is Terrell Owens. 684 00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:58,487 People call him T.O. 685 00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,721 Do you know what sound he makes? 686 00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:10,802 This is Mark Sanchez. 687 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,899 Do you know what sound people make about him? 688 00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:22,140 Working late? 689 00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:25,010 Husband have her tonight? 690 00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:28,517 And every night. 691 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,087 She broke it off. 692 00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:33,693 It's for the best. 693 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:36,197 I'm not really an affair guy after all. 694 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,097 Sure you are, buddy. 695 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,333 You just lost interest once it stopped being an affair. 696 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,235 That's why you're relieved. 697 00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:45,830 But don't worry, it's not gonna end here. 698 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,844 You'll just have to get your adrenaline fix somewhere else. 699 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,675 When that doesn't do it anymore, 700 00:42:50,835 --> 00:42:52,610 you'll just escalate things somehow. 701 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,885 At least that's what I've been told. 702 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,214 I'm not like you, House. 703 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,257 True. No limp.