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If you don't know how to use
a computer, we will teach you here.
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Most jobs require at least
basic word processing skills.
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We try to get you up to
50 words per minute.
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We also have a course in how to
talk to someone in an interview.
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Stuff like what
employers are looking for,
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how to turn
negatives into positives.
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We can also provide clothes for
the interview if you need them.
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People donate shoes and
suits all the time.
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What if I had
a history with drugs?
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That is nothing
to be ashamed of.
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Many of our clients have
struggled with addiction,
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and if you want to get clean,
we'll help you do that.
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And what if I have a kid?
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No one to help you?
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If I need someone to watch her while
I'm in a class or on an interview
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could you help with that?
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We do not provide child care.
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Actually, it's something
that comes up often.
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I would love to
be able to do it.
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I just don't
have the resources.
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But it's definitely
on the wish list.
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Okay. Okay, uh, thank you.
I'll be back.
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I have to take this.
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Yes, please come back.
We'll get you started.
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It was nice to
meet you, Benjamin.
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Hey, Oscar.
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Ugh! That is too bad.
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Did they tell you why?
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Yeah.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Well, look, you know what? Sometimes
you just don't get the job.
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Oscar, I've got to
call you back.
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Uh...
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Uh, uh...
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Benjamin!
Benjamin, wait.
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Oh, my God.
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Somebody call an ambulance!
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Why am I watching
you cut your hair?
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If I do it at home, I'm the
one who has to clean it up.
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I was referring less to where
it's happening and more to why.
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New life, new look.
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Does that mean you
like your new life?
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If you're asking
if your job is safe,
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that depends on what you have to
say about the file you're holding.
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It doesn't seem
like much of a case.
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Although, I'm sure I'm wrong.
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You are.
Tell me why.
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Guy collapsed after being
on his feet for hours
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on a hot day without breakfast,
so that's really weird.
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ER found nothing wrong then I
decided I should test his wallet.
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He's rich? That's why
we're taking the case?
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No, we're taking
the case because
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no one knows
what's wrong with him.
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And he's rich.
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Dr. Adams.
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Give her the file.
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This is my only copy.
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My MO depends upon
the use of a team.
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Definitionally, that involves
more than one person,
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so I really have no choice.
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Give her the file.
You can't afford a team.
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Adams is free.
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And I'm referring both to her
availability and her price tag.
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New girl meet newer girl,
and vice versa.
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You said we were
meeting for coffee.
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Well, when someone
asks if you want coffee,
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they obviously
don't just mean coffee.
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Wait. Did you think
I was referring to sex?
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Would you shut the
blinds on your way out'?
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I thought you were
referring to talking.
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Talking about medicine.
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Specifically, as it refers to the
guy whose name is on the file
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she still hasn't handed you.
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I'm not working, House. I'm in the
process of looking for a paying job.
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And in the meantime, there's
no way a do-gooder like you
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isn't volunteering
all over town,
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ladling kittens, spaying soup.
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There's a free clinic
in Trenton.
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Well, think of this
as today's free clinic.
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Only with fewer
bums with herpes.
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I don't think we actually
have much of a case.
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I think it's just dehydration.
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What happened the last
time another doctor
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told you I was
wrong about a case?
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I lost my job.
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But you saved a life.
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Is an ultrasound really necessary?
I'm feeling much better now.
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A sudden collapse
at your age can indicate
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a deterioration in
the heart muscle,
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a pretty serious condition.
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It could also
just be dehydration.
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Next time, you could probably
drop the undercover act.
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I walk in in a suit, and they're
gonna put their best foot forward.
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Also I don't own a suit.
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You give away millions,
and you don't own a suit?
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I gave those away too.
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One day I was writing
a check to my landscaper,
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and it suddenly hit me,
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$6,000 to take out plants
and put in different plants
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so I can look at them.
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Shouldn't I use that money
to do something important?
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And by money, you
mean all your money.
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I started with $10 million,
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and then I couldn't think of a
reason not to give 20 or 40.
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I figure I can live
on $25,000 a year.
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One room apartment, bus pass,
thrift stores, bare necessities.
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I still have
my software company.
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And when I make more,
I'll give that away too.
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He's nuts.
He's generous.
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There's a neurological issue.
He's getting rid of everything.
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His echocardiogram was
negative for cardiomyopathy.
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Head CT showed no signs
of stroke or hemorrhage.
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He has one pair of pants!
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Most people with
his kind of money
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are commissioning oil paintings
of their Yorkshire terrier.
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Benjamin is sacrificing his
own comfort to help others.
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That's 'cause helping others
is his Yorkie oil painting.
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That's good, not sick.
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That's naive and sick.
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You really want to improve things,
you do it through policy.
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This guy empties his pockets,
what really changes?
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That's right. All those babies
with AIDS, they're just using us.
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My parents had $800 between
them when they got here.
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They scraped and borrowed so
we could go to good schools.
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And I worked my ass off.
No one gave me a handout.
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It makes me work harder.
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Rebuttal.
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What's your evil plan?
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I object to your cynicism.
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It's been earned.
That's what I object to.
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New Dean of Medicine has an
ethical obligation to come in
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with a completely open mind
about all employees,
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thus letting me blithely run
roughshod tor at least four weeks.
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My theory is that you're
running a battery of tests
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to convince him that
you've saved his life,
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and then con him into funding
you to hire back your team.
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What?
Your old team?
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What?
This is your new reality.
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You've got your office,
you've got neighbors,
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you've got one employee,
one volunteer
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until she finds actual paid
work or gets sick of you.
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I talked to Chase and Taub.
They're willing to come back.
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What about Thirteen?
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Not a good choice. She's not a
long-term, because she has no long-term.
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Not taking your calls?
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She will.
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Discharge the patient.
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Unexplained loss of consciousness
could be cardiomyopathy,
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global anoxia,
subarachnoid hemorrhage...
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Dehydration. He was given
fluids, and he got better.
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And I'm sure your tests
have come up negative,
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or you'd have
shut me up already.
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Which means he goes home.
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There is a symptom.
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Extreme altruism.
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You've got two choices, House.
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You can recognize
that your patient is just
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a very nice, healthy guy
and send him home.
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Or you can consider
altruism a symptom,
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in which case,
you cannot take his money.
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Send him home.
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And check with admitting for the
net worth of all new patients.
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I'm not coming back, House.
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Technically,
you're back right now.
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I need you to stop calling me.
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The first 17 messages
were cute, but...
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I'm putting
the band back together.
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Interesting that you've never
showed up at my place,
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what with your
love of annoying me
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and your inability to
take no for an answer.
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I'm guessing ankle monitor.
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Guilty as charged.
Literally.
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I'm not a doctor
any more, House.
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The job went away
but not the profession.
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You look healthy,
so that's not it.
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You met a boy or a girl,
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fallen in love, wanna be happy.
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You've decided to enjoy
what time you have left.
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You're going to Thailand.
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Girl. And Mýkonos.
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Turns out I like boring.
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No, you want to like boring.
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But if you
actually liked boring
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you would have figured that out in
fifth grade when you were bored.
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Please, stop calling me.
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No.
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You showed up to tell me that
you don't want to hear from me.
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That's a mixed signal.
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And I'm gonna choose to listen to
your actions rather than your words,
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'cause they're more honest.
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I'm a little confused.
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The test is designed to
determine if your nerves are...
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No, I meant you're running a
test and discharging me'?
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Was I dehydrated or not?
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I think so. But out of
an abundance of caution,
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my colleague has taken it upon
herself to do one more test.
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All right.
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You scare me a little.
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Why?
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I've been considering applying
to Doctors Without Borders,
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going overseas awhile,
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and that seems like a huge
sacrifice, but you...
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You don't scare her.
You make her feel guilty.
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You like your life
the way it is.
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Most people give the minimum
they have to give,
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so they can enjoy
what they have left.
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I guess my minimum is
just higher than most.
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Complete recruitment
and interference pattern.
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His leg muscles are fine.
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I feel, uh, funny.
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Where?
My chest.
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You're tachycardic.
Your heart's beating too fast.
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Unbelievable.
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Patient got tachycardia to 185.
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We pushed
18 milligrams adenosine.
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There's definitely
something wrong with him.
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Which is awesome. Now,
there's something to cure,
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which means
there's something to be
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disproportionately
financially grateful for.
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Morning.
Got you coffee.
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Thanks.
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Arrhythmia could easily
have caused the collapse
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that landed Father Teresa
here in the first place.
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Oh, it's fine.
Keep it.
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We looked at
his heart yesterday.
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Didn't see any
structural abnormalities.
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I'm thinking
occult long QT syndrome?
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What about Whipple's?
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If it was Whipple's, there'd be some
kind of neurological involvement
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You don't think defying human
nature is neurological?
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Racing heart,
medical condition.
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Bleeding heart,
stupid condition.
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Are you saying that
because you believe it,
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or because it's in your
financial best interests
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to think his generosity
isn't just temporary?
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I'm told that some
people are just nice.
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I'm trying to
embrace that wisdom.
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Benjamin's been taking allergy
medication the last few weeks.
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Long QT syndrome
can be medication-induced.
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Flush him with saline. Get
rid of the antihistamines.
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Then do an EKG.
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No, wait.
I'll do the flushing.
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And take the damn two dollars.
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She hasn't even
sipped the coffee.
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I just got so angry, you know?
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So I made a terrible mistake,
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and now, I'm trying
to start my life over.
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To help people
the way I always wanted.
249
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But my department got
defunded, and it's my fault.
250
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,443
I just can't stand to think of all
those patients going untreated
251
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,851
because I don't have the
resources to do my best work.
252
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:32,783
How about I help you out?
253
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,793
How do you mean?
254
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,654
I'll give a million dollars as
an endowment to the hospital
255
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:40,958
earmarked for Diagnostics.
256
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:43,959
Wow.
257
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:50,704
I'm an opportunistic ex-con who just
gave you a two-minute sob story
258
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,936
as step three
in my master plan,
259
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,344
and you've offered me
a million dollars.
260
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,881
Which was step 17.
261
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:01,042
Is that bad?
262
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,846
Ethics are not my strong suit.
263
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,987
Hypothetical.
264
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:14,623
If I'm offered oral sex from a
sexaholic, do I have to decline?
265
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:18,525
Don't answer yet. Saying "no"
will cause both of us pain.
266
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,365
Saying "yes" will
cause both of us pleasure.
267
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,869
You can't take sex
from a sexaholic,
268
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,999
you can't give
booze to an alcoholic,
269
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,566
and you can't take
this guy's money.
270
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,545
I could be wrong about the symptom.
I'm wrong all the lime.
271
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,515
Taking money from a sick person
is ethically suspect at best.
272
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,816
What is this? Canada? All we do
is take money from sick people.
273
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,911
We work for it.
274
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,011
I'm working.
275
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,817
How much?
276
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,852
$20.
277
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,328
Well, what if it was?
It's the same principle.
278
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,498
$20, a million,
what's the difference?
279
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,263
Actually, the difference is
pretty much a million dollars.
280
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,395
He came up with the
figure, not me.
281
00:14:56,095 --> 00:15:00,441
Crap. Got a patient with
end-stage renal disease.
282
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,274
Her heart can't
support dialysis.
283
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,405
She needs a transplant but...
284
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,451
You tuned out as soon as it stopped
being about you, didn't you?
285
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,076
What?
I got to go.
286
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,179
It's all moot. The patient
probably has long QT.
287
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,192
He's probably just a really,
really decent person.
288
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,454
They exist, right?
289
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,223
You can't take
the money, House.
290
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,561
Is long QT bad?
291
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,595
It's a tough thing to control.
292
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,365
Is there someone
you want me to call?
293
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,241
There's someone
I would like to call.
294
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,874
She's the same person
who won't take my calls.
295
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,480
My wife.
296
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,414
When I started
giving away the money,
297
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,715
I hoped she'd want
to do it with me.
298
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,655
She didn't.
299
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,150
I miss them.
300
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,994
I have two little boys.
301
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,667
Having a family doesn't exempt
me from social responsibility.
302
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,796
But family comes first.
303
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,066
But should it?
304
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,467
I know that sounds weird.
305
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,977
But if someone is
related to you,
306
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,138
does that empirically
make them more special,
307
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,840
more deserving
than anyone else?
308
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,579
Yes, it gives you
a responsibility.
309
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,486
My boys have a roof over their heads.
They're not starving.
310
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,989
I pay court-ordered
child support.
311
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,825
And frankly'
it's more than they need.
312
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,501
I love them more than anything.
313
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,663
I can't justify buying video
games and private schools
314
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,934
when other people's
children are starving.
315
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,639
I hope one day
they'll understand that.
316
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,281
Your hands are trembling.
317
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,715
Is it the electrodes?
318
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,183
Are you in pain?
319
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,845
No. What's happening?
320
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,980
I'm not sure, but it's not
what we thought it was.
321
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:01,996
So arrhythmia, fainting,
muscle tremors.
322
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,692
Plus unfortunately,
mental changes.
323
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:12,003
I still don't think
it's neurological.
324
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,201
God bless you.
325
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,143
He lost his wife and kids, 'cause
he couldn't stop giving money away.
326
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:20,344
He lost his wife, because she couldn't
accept not being filthy rich.
327
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,180
She's not drinking
the coffee either.
328
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:26,654
Drink it, don't drink it. The point
is I gave it to you, so we're even.
329
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:32,656
Even? It was a gift, an insignificant token.
There was nothing owed.
330
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,322
That was the whole point.
331
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,893
Why?
332
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,228
"Why?"
333
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,666
Yeah. Why?
334
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,833
She's the crazy one.
335
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:45,208
So a guy gives everything
away to strangers, sane.
336
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,734
Girl who doesn't want anything
from strangers, crazy?
337
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,177
You're not a stranger.
338
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238
And your perverse
view of the world is
339
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,249
making you force
a neurological component
340
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,842
onto an obviously
cardiological...
341
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,910
Your parents
didn't love you enough,
342
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,921
so you need to
prove your superiority.
343
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,357
Or they loved you too much, so
you need to prove your humility.
344
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,691
Or it's just rich guilt.
I'm betting on the last one.
345
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,962
There's a whole list of drugs that
could have caused his symptoms.
346
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,766
I doubt the guy would
spend money on drugs
347
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,862
when there are orphans
out there without cable.
348
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,466
Anyway, he'd be getting
better right now, not worse.
349
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,102
Could be polyarteritis nodosa.
350
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,305
That comes with a rash.
351
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,542
Echovirus.
352
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,051
Virus, virus, virus...
353
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,647
Fits his physical symptoms.
354
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:35,055
And could, but doesn't necessarily,
cause personality changes.
355
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,552
Works for everyone?
356
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,126
Start him on antivirals.
357
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,490
And, Adams, when you treat,
358
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,434
and he gets better and doesn't give
Bob Cratchit Christmas Day off,
359
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,563
you owe me a coffee.
360
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,838
Click the
third tab from the left
361
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,105
and find a box that
says "previous entry."
362
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,805
You get a drop-down
menu that's sorted
363
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,007
by patient name and department.
364
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,914
Thank you.
I appreciate your help.
365
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,611
You're gonna read too much
into this, aren't you?
366
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,086
No. Not at all.
367
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,349
We're going to
fundamentally disagree
368
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,186
about what it means to read too
much into this, aren't we?
369
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,918
Yes, absolutely.
370
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,091
Look, I thought about what you said,
and I realized you were right.
371
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,258
Great.
See you tomorrow morning.
372
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,665
No, you won't.
373
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,301
Afternoon? I can't think
of another interpretation.
374
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,807
Shut up. Look, I'm not sure what
you were trying to achieve.
375
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,502
I'm never quite sure,
but you were
376
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,374
actually a friend to me
when I needed it.
377
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,381
I don't want to come
back to work for you.
378
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,875
But I was wrong to try
to push you out of my life.
379
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,719
Everything has gone blue.
380
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:42,450
That's not supposed
to happen, right?
381
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,654
Stay there.
I'm coming.
382
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,821
No, you don't have to do that.
383
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:50,490
Although if you did come, maybe you
could swing by the Hunan Palace
384
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,899
and get some Lo Mein
and a Szechuan Beef.
385
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,903
That is six miles
out of my way.
386
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:58,032
Okay, then, I guess I'll just get
something from the hospital cafeteria,
387
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,475
which is where I get all of my
meals since I can't go anywhere.
388
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,376
Fine.
I'll get the food.
389
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,471
You're a peach.
390
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,485
I started the last
round of pleconaril.
391
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,988
Can you do me a favor?
392
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,693
A favor?
393
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,162
You want me to return these?
394
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,726
Give them to someone? Wear
them while you masturbate?
395
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,329
I want you to have them.
396
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,406
That's not a favor.
397
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:36,537
It was a two-for-one sale I couldn't resist.
I need to justify buying them.
398
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,206
They're $120.
399
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,251
My car's in the shop. I'm
short on cash this month.
400
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,082
I can't pay you back.
401
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,749
The first pair were $120.
These were free.
402
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,386
You do know I punched the last
person that pissed me off?
403
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,256
Was it Santa?
404
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,312
What's your patient's status?
405
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,750
Better.
We're discharging him.
406
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,944
Good.
407
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,719
Hey' hey.
Why do you care?
408
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:27,487
Specifically. Although, I'm curious
about a general answer loo.
409
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,795
Your guy just signed up to donate a
kidney to my patient with renal failure.
410
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,000
Did he meet your patient
with renal failure?
411
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,439
No. He heard the nurses talking about
her, that she was short on time.
412
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,472
I was wrong.
413
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,674
Don't say that. House, she
really needs this kidney.
414
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,911
He's not better. His mental
status is declining.
415
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,820
Or he's doing an amazing thing
for another human being.
416
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,918
I thought it was
an ethical no-brainer
417
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,789
that we can't take
stuff from sick people.
418
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,592
I changed my mind.
419
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,003
He's still sick.
420
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,368
His symptoms have gone away.
421
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:14,535
Not all of them. Offering an organ
to a stranger is a symptom.
422
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,705
A couple dozen people a year make
undirected kidney donations.
423
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:20,511
How many of them are also in the
process of pauperizing themselves'?
424
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,984
If the guy threw himself on
a grenade, he'd be a hero.
425
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,985
If it saves a life, who cares?
426
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:29,115
You do. Yesterday when you made
the exact opposite argument.
427
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,158
If there's even
a chance I'm right,
428
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,854
it'd be dangerous to give
his kidney to someone else.
429
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:38,368
More dangerous than complete renal failure?
My patient needs this now.
430
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:39,800
Why do you want to
give away your kidney?
431
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,628
There are 70,000
people in this country
432
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,174
on the active Waiting
list for a kidney,
433
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,503
and less than 10,000 dead
people a year to give them one.
434
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:49,806
Yeah, if only We could kill
60,000 more people a year,
435
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,177
all would be golden.
436
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,338
I'll give you your money.
437
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,374
See? Crazy.
438
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,146
Being a live donor has risks.
439
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,815
I looked ii up. The risk is one in 4,000.
I could die during surgery.
440
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,825
Which means if I don't donate,
441
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,487
I'm valuing my life at 4,000
times someone else's.
442
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,387
It's not like
I want to be cut open
443
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,488
and have a part of me
taken out,
444
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,832
but I've got two, and this woman has none.
She'll die without it.
445
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,497
Perfectly logical.
446
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,666
People with mental
deficiency can be logical.
447
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,901
Just like sane people
can be illogical.
448
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,411
This kidney thing is the only
evidence you have that he's sick.
449
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,684
I'm going to
let him be a donor.
450
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:34,021
Dr. House,
it's not a symptom.
451
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:36,883
Come back after you're
convinced that I'm healthy,
452
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,859
and I will give you your money.
453
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,358
No, you won't.
454
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,970
We have time for one more
test before we move him.
455
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,199
What test?
456
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,708
Whatever test will prove
that it wasn't echovirus...
457
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:55,539
Virus, virus...
And he's not cured, obviously.
458
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,706
I've been saying all along
this could be Whipple's.
459
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,877
Causes arrhythmia,
tremor and mental changes.
460
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,581
Bad idea.
There's no joint pain.
461
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:05,654
Where's Adams?
462
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:06,882
We thought the case was over.
463
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,085
She has a job interview.
464
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,463
Why is she here?
465
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:15,964
Because I called her.
466
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,091
Bigger question is
why that worked.
467
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,732
I'm here because I have time,
and you have a crisis and...
468
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,501
We're too busy for
rationalizations.
469
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:26,166
Patient made a big downgrade
in his personal life.
470
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,936
He's probably not
eating all that healthy.
471
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,741
Magnesium deficiency?
472
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,741
Wait until they take him back
to his room, draw blood,
473
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,013
and do an expanded
electrolyte profile.
474
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,645
No, he hasn't had anxiety
or any trouble sleeping.
475
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:39,916
I think it's Whipple's disease.
476
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,152
Bad idea. He doesn't
have joint pain.
477
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,284
Joint pain is
common but not definitive.
478
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:46,159
Whipple's explains
all of his symptoms
479
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,026
including
the personality change.
480
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,656
And it would
respond to antibiotics,
481
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:51,257
which is why
he started to feel better,
482
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,802
which doesn't mean
he's not still sick.
483
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:57,001
You were right. Counts for
nothing if you can't defend ii.
484
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,303
Book a procedure room,
do an upper endoscopy,
485
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,937
and run a PCR test
for Whipple's.
486
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:07,112
Guilt.
487
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,183
You feel guilty about leaving.
488
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,653
Yes, I think that little of
you and that much of me.
489
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:13,883
You're nothing without me.
490
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:16,357
Not leaving me,
leaving humanity.
491
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,328
I'm going with my girlfriend,
the woman I love.
492
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,162
To have fun.
493
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,032
You're trying to
make me feel guilty,
494
00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,694
because you're
saving lives here.
495
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,398
I think that's great. I'm proud
to have been a part of ii.
496
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:33,705
But now,
I just want to be happy.
497
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:38,244
Well, no one's
unhappy in Greece.
498
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,551
It just appeared
in the last few weeks.
499
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,679
He's having trouble holding
a pencil in school.
500
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,422
Does it itch?
501
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:50,758
Get anything different lately,
502
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:53,386
new baseball glove, new kitten?
503
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:54,589
The neighbors put in a pool,
504
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,666
so he's been spending
a lot of time over there.
505
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,861
But if it were
something in the water
506
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:02,030
it would be everywhere,
wouldn't it?
507
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,940
It is in the water.
508
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:08,204
He's allergic to chlorine?
509
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:09,869
No.
510
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,946
He's allergic to Summer Lilac.
511
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:18,110
That's my lotion,
and it's not in the pool.
512
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,690
No, it's on
the palms of his hands.
513
00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:23,618
In the pool,
is the neighbor's daughter
514
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,125
or the neighbor's hot wife.
515
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:34,037
Here's some lube.
516
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:36,968
Sorry.
Too late for your eyesight.
517
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:50,553
Endoscopy didn't reveal any
lesions in the small intestine.
518
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,112
I'm running the PCR test now.
519
00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:59,454
I found it in my office.
Appears to be a gift.
520
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,792
That can't be good.
521
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:02,957
Damn it.
522
00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:04,466
You got her the job interview.
523
00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:08,470
And that was supposed to be the end of it.
I don't take charity.
524
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,335
Good for you, you loon.
525
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:12,636
I don't like
owing people things.
526
00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:15,007
So either you're so insecure
527
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,478
that you feel like you need to
always have the upper hand,
528
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:21,073
or you're so arrogant that the notion
of a favor is insulting to you.
529
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,344
Or it's your family, some kind
of immigrant pride thing.
530
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,518
I'm betting on the last one.
531
00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:31,652
I just don't like it.
It makes me feel icky.
532
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,955
That's the reason?
Ickiness?
533
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,691
You never even
tried to analyze this?
534
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:39,200
That's even crazier
than the gift thing.
535
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:42,966
House. There's no sign
of tropheryma DNA.
536
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,331
It's not Whipple's.
537
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:51,173
We did what we could.
538
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,818
You sure you want to do this?
539
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:02,791
Relax. This is gonna
make me very happy.
540
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:22,740
Dr. Simpson, heart rate's 140,
and pressure's dropping.
541
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,074
Get him adenosine, stat.
542
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,809
Patient's unstable
Surgery's off.
543
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:33,516
Arrhythmia's back. He's on
heparin and stable for now,
544
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,718
but this could put him at
risk for stroke or embolism.
545
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:37,384
Maybe he got bit by a spider.
546
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,928
The symptoms can take up
to three days to manifest.
547
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:41,361
He'd have localized pain.
548
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,421
LCDD.
549
00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:43,693
Almost always hits the kidneys.
550
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:48,004
Ah, Dr. Foreman,
perhaps you can help us.
551
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,002
I can't decide
whether to take out an
552
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,440
I-told-you-so ad in
the New England Journal,
553
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:55,910
or stay classy and just
spray-paint it on your car.
554
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,207
You're off the case.
555
00:28:58,337 --> 00:28:59,873
That seems like
an overreaction.
556
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,748
You dosed him. You couldn't
stand losing him as a patient,
557
00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:04,377
so you faked a symptom
to prove yourself right.
558
00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:05,547
That's idiotic.
559
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,119
- Sorry.
- Don't apologize.
560
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,922
I don't know
if you're power-crazed
561
00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,758
or paranoid,
but I know she's right.
562
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,692
Two lives are in
the balance here.
563
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,133
House, I worked for you for seven years.
I know how you operate.
564
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:22,262
So when I see symptoms magically
show up right when you need them...
565
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:23,965
And I was your boss
for seven years,
566
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:27,202
and I know what a suspicious,
micromanaging hard-ass you are.
567
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:32,204
Why would I do this now, knowing you
can send me right back to jail?
568
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,272
What did you give him?
569
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,612
Nothing.
570
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,879
You can't prove otherwise.
571
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,116
So why don't you do
the smart thing here?
572
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:44,456
You're off the case. You no longer
have access to this patient.
573
00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,591
You can't let him do this.
574
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,128
He's the boss.
575
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,065
And he's right.
576
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,843
I assume you dosed the patient
577
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:10,613
because you're really certain he
has a neurological condition.
578
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:14,180
I assume you're interpreting my
actions in the best possible light
579
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,485
because you didn't get the job.
580
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,159
What's with you and Park?
581
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,356
Nothing.
582
00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:25,128
I expect my people to
lie better than that.
583
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,335
Either you're getting her gifts
584
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,270
because you want
her to like you,
585
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,933
in which case,
I don't like you.
586
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:34,944
Or you're getting her
gifts to screw with her,
587
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,176
in which case, I will be teaching
you my secret homie handshake.
588
00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:43,351
I just... I thought
it was interesting
589
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,854
she couldn't
accept that coffee,
590
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:49,016
and I wanted to see
how deep it went.
591
00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:50,115
But now?
592
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,287
Oh, now, I just wanna win.
593
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,630
What was in the box?
594
00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:59,362
Gift certificate.
The spa.
595
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:04,704
That's not going to do ii. You're
up against a lifetime of training.
596
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,036
If you wanna win,
you've got to do
597
00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:07,872
something she can't
possibly reciprocate.
598
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,813
You've got to push
her neuroses to the point
599
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,316
where even she thinks
that she's crazy.
600
00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:29,231
One more favor, and I promise
I'll leave you alone forever.
601
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:30,823
Or I'm lying.
602
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,836
Either way, it's more interesting
than whatever you're doing now.
603
00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:44,674
Can I help you?
604
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:46,008
I'm his wife.
605
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,846
We're separated.
606
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:52,912
I heard he was sick.
I just wanted to see him.
607
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,785
He's giving a kidney
to someone he's never met?
608
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,692
He wants to, yeah.
609
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:04,762
I know he's talked about you.
610
00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:06,597
He's been alone all this time.
611
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:08,693
I'm sure it would mean a
lot to him to see you.
612
00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:13,402
I wanted to spend
my life with him,
613
00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:20,817
but I need to feel like he loves
me more than other people.
614
00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:22,749
Like he loves our kids more.
615
00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,646
Maybe that's selfish.
616
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,421
I should go.
617
00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:47,607
Was that my wife?
618
00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:49,109
I don't know.
619
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,006
Are you the guy,
the kidney donor?
620
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:58,744
There was a problem,
but I'm gonna try again.
621
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:01,580
Um...
622
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,648
To give it to the same lady?
623
00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:04,920
She needs it.
624
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,859
Okay. Never mind.
625
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,091
Wait.
626
00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:11,757
What do you want?
627
00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:14,930
Uh, it's nothing.
It's just...
628
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:24,338
I have polycystic kidney disease,
and I need a transplant,
629
00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,938
and they say
I don't have much time.
630
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:28,677
So when I heard that you
were willing, I just...
631
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,276
But I'm glad
it's going to someone.
632
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,783
I'll give it to you.
633
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:42,192
But you already promised
it to someone else.
634
00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:44,289
I have another one.
635
00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:47,859
Saving one life is good,
saving two is better.
636
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,366
You give away two kidneys,
and you die.
637
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:53,136
I could live on
dialysis for years.
638
00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:55,142
Yes, and then you die.
639
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,546
And then I could donate my
other organs, heart, lungs.
640
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,974
I could save four
or five more lives.
641
00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:23,897
Foreman's going to
need a diagnostician.
642
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,669
This guy is crazy.
643
00:34:32,337 --> 00:34:35,511
Arrhythmia, muscle tremors,
and yes, mental changes.
644
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:38,349
If his heart doesn't rupture, he's
liable to rip it out and give it away.
645
00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:40,618
You know,
the down vibe in here is
646
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,522
totally ruining my
Charlie's Angels fantasy.
647
00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:47,694
And that haircut
isn't helping, either.
648
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,756
Seems like Graves disease
or some other thyroid issue.
649
00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,529
Is she on the team now,
like, forever?
650
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,372
His thyroid levels were within
normal range when he was admitted.
651
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,633
Could be Coxsackie B virus.
652
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,041
No pericarditis.
653
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,445
What about porphyria? It's a
little weird without the rash,
654
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:07,039
but it fits all of
his other symptoms.
655
00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:09,443
And if it's acute
intermittent porphyria,
656
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,543
that would explain why his
symptoms keep recurring.
657
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,987
Unlikely, but it's possible.
What else?
658
00:35:17,382 --> 00:35:18,725
I said, "What else?"
659
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:24,624
Oh, for crying out loud.
660
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:43,409
There, that's better.
Now, what else?
661
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,953
Well, if there's nothing
better than possible,
662
00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,122
then possible gets
upgraded to probable.
663
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:55,927
I'll start him on hematin.
664
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,295
No, I'll go.
665
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:07,108
So what's the answer?
666
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,772
Are you now on the team,
like, forever?
667
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,610
I don't know.
668
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,311
Because I was thinking
of ordering t-shirts.
669
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:18,877
I don't know, House. I mean,
what am I supposed to do'?
670
00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:23,621
I trained to be a doctor. I know
how to take someone's pain away,
671
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,855
how to make a stopped
heart beat again.
672
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,628
We've brought people's
kids back, their husbands.
673
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:33,696
50 guilt?
674
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:38,002
Yes you were right You're always right.
I just...
675
00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:42,003
I have the skills
to help people.
676
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:47,176
Is it okay for me to walk away from
that because I wanna just have fun'?
677
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,178
Obviously not.
678
00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:04,060
How's your patient?
679
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,828
She died a few hours ago.
680
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,776
Thirteen's back.
681
00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:21,005
No department, no money,
682
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,746
and somehow, you manage to
con her into hanging around.
683
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,412
I have a gift.
684
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,521
What?
685
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:34,857
It was a con.
686
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:36,858
The patient was faking?
687
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,861
No, I was.
688
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:46,440
I brought him in here under false
pretenses just to get his money.
689
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,472
I ordered a bunch of random
tests to keep him here.
690
00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:54,073
One of them was a head CT
which uses iodine contrast.
691
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:55,550
You think he's
allergic to iodine?
692
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,310
No. Again.
693
00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:59,319
Just don't interrupt me.
694
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:02,653
Thirteen was right.
This is a thyroid issue.
695
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,752
He has Plummer's disease.
696
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:16,101
He has a nodule in his thyroid.
It produces excess hormone.
697
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:19,904
Not enough to test abnormal, just
more than his brain was used to.
698
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,308
Just enough to make him
irrationally generous,
699
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,471
make him
vulnerable to overheating.
700
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:26,446
Then you pumped
his body full of iodine
701
00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:28,108
and kicked him
into thyrotoxicosis.
702
00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:30,346
I said don't interrupt.
703
00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:34,412
But yes, you're right. We take
out the nodule. He'll be fine.
704
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:51,004
Two days, one surgery.
705
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:55,173
I now accept that
you are all better.
706
00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:57,202
Where's my money?
707
00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,610
You made me sick.
708
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:03,676
You were already sick. I just
made you much, much worse.
709
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,947
Seriously, the money.
710
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,551
You're not giving
it to me, are you?
711
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:18,060
When you're facing death,
some things come into focus...
712
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:20,525
My wife...
713
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,627
You love your family.
You want them back.
714
00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:27,071
Your altruism was
always a symptom.
715
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:29,971
No, it wasn't.
I'm still gonna...
716
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,640
Give less?
How much less?
717
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:33,910
Just enough to spoil your kids?
718
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,177
No.
719
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,379
But they need it
more than people with TB
720
00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:39,512
or children in Indonesia
with no eyes?
721
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,857
Diagnosticians
with hearts of gold?
722
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,826
I don't want to give you
money because you're an ass.
723
00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:48,528
I was an ass last week.
724
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:56,032
I love my family.
I want to be with them.
725
00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,565
That doesn't make me
a bad person.
726
00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:00,868
No.
727
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,410
It makes you a healthy person.
728
00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:18,116
My mechanic called. Said
the work's been paid for.
729
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:20,196
You mentioned your
car was in the shop.
730
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,731
That's $4,500.
731
00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:27,764
Smile and say thank you,
or I get you GPS.
732
00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:32,367
You win.
733
00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:38,236
Thank you.
734
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:52,221
Your car's getting fixed. You were right.
She went for it.
735
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,291
Good work.
736
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:59,793
Need a lift tomorrow?
Your car's still in the shop.
737
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,837
I don't take charity.
738
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,405
I'm just glad it's over.
739
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:08,069
Nothing is ever over.
740
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,765
Thirteen.
741
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,993
Need a minute.
742
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:42,836
You're fired.
743
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,011
Now what?
House, I'm starving...
744
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:46,446
I'm not joking.
745
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,008
You're fired.
Don't come in tomorrow.
746
00:41:49,107 --> 00:41:50,142
House...
747
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:54,048
I can work with people who've
got nowhere else to go,
748
00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:55,681
people who've got
something to prove,
749
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,623
people who just get off
on weird cases.
750
00:41:57,782 --> 00:42:00,888
Who I can't work with
is someone who's here
751
00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:02,794
so she doesn't
have to feel bad.
752
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,361
You're trying to save me.
753
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:11,963
Yes, I think that little of
you and that much of me.
754
00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:25,314
Okay.
755
00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,024
Bye, House.