1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:05,170 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 2 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,388 (MEDlEVAL MUSlC PLAYlNG) 3 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,485 My lords and ladies! 4 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,239 Today, your Queen will choose her champion. 5 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,368 Here he will battle for not only her honor, 6 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,079 but for a title of his own. 7 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:45,335 But only if he can defeat the Captain of my Guard, 8 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,463 Sir Horace the Black! 9 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,381 (CHEERlNG) 10 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,809 Sir William, wouldst thou fight for my honor? 11 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,979 To the death, Your Majesty. 12 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,566 Let's hope it does not come to that, eh? 13 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,321 l choose Sir William as my champion. 14 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,617 (CHEERlNG) 15 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,037 Attack from his left side. 16 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:23,082 l saw his squire bandaging that shoulder this morning. 17 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,338 l wish thee luck and strength. 18 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,091 l fear l shall need all l can get. 19 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:42,518 MlLES: The Captain of my Guard, Sir Horace the Black! 20 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:45,187 (CHEERlNG) 21 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,072 (GROWLlNG SOFTLY) 22 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:04,331 Are you sure you wouldn't like to reconsider your choice, my Queen? 23 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,835 l believe l chose rightly, my King. 24 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,260 (SNARLlNG) 25 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:21,181 Brave knights, in the honored tradition of our land, have at ye! 26 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,039 (AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY) 27 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,296 l fear you chose most poorly, my love. 28 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,809 (AUDlENCE EXCLAlMlNG) 29 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,078 (SCREAMlNG) 30 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,844 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY) 31 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,268 (AUDlENCE CHEERlNG LOUDLY) 32 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:56,235 AUDlENCE: (CHANTlNG) William ! William ! William ! William ! 33 00:03:56,319 --> 00:04:04,451 William ! William ! William ! William ! 34 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:08,038 William? What is it? 35 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,004 Your eyes. 36 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,425 (ALL GASPlNG) 37 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,594 William. 38 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,402 We need an ambulance at the Camden Fairgrounds. 39 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,371 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHlNG) 40 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,253 You're new. 41 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,172 You're naked. 42 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,175 And for the record, a little bit cold. 43 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,344 l'm sorry, l didn't know that anyone was home. 44 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,847 James had an early call, and l was just leaving. 45 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,682 Without breakfast? 46 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,435 l'm fine, thanks. l'm Sam, by the way. 47 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:55,520 House. Nice to meet you. 48 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,106 lt'd be nicer if you put this on. 49 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,442 So you and Wilson. . . 50 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,737 Thought you were staying in New York last night. 51 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:08,241 Sorry, must have missed the "if this trailer be a-rocking" sign out front. 52 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,827 l'm really late, so. . . 53 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:16,249 lf there's any chance that we can pretend this never happened, 54 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,169 l'd be completely fine with that. 55 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,847 An eight-year-old with bleeding ears. 56 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:35,143 l'll see your bleeding ears and raise you a total muscular degeneration. 57 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,478 What the hell? 58 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:43,110 l had a dream like this once. lt didn't end well. 59 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,363 Huzzah, my loyal peasants. 60 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:47,739 House, what are you doing? 61 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,409 Filling in for Rabbi Shmuhl at the Goldstein Bris. 62 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:55,664 While l'm busy, you all can check out the knight down in the ER, 63 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,792 who instead of seizing the throne, just seized. 64 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,585 He works at a Renaissance festival? 65 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,171 Doesn't work there, he lives there. 66 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,507 He's part of a wonderful little troupe 67 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,051 who spend their weekends re-enacting a nobler age 68 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:11,054 when people crapped in the streets and Thirteen would've been a grandmother. 69 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,266 Weeks, not weekends. Says here he's been camping out for a month. 70 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,272 Try doing that with a pen. 71 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,941 Why don't you put that down before you kill one of us? 72 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,402 Better idea. Why don't you give me something l can use 73 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,570 so l won't feel the need to? 74 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:29,948 Seizure right after a fight obviously suggests concussion. 75 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,868 Obviously it isn't, or the ER wouldn't have called House. 76 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,537 A full suit of armor would protect against visible trauma, 77 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,164 but not transmitted concussive force. 78 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,624 Could be a subdural hematoma. 79 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,043 (SlGHlNG) You're forgetting to demonize. 80 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,963 An evil, satanic subdural hematoma. 81 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:49,718 No, two demon eyes. Hemorrhaging in the sclerae. 82 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,137 Could be an allergic reaction to something from the Renaissance fair. 83 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:54,139 Which is why we need to check out Middle Earth. 84 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,641 Foreman, take Frodo and break bread with the Hobbits. 85 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,143 l still think a hematoma is more likely. 86 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,979 That's why you and Chase are gonna get an MRl. 87 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,147 But you just. . . 88 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,065 l said Frodo, not Gollum. 89 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:08,403 ls he saying l have short legs or hairy feet? 90 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,030 l don't even know who Frodo is. 91 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,661 Who's the chick, and why are you hiding her? 92 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,497 You were home last night? 93 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:22,250 And this morning. l bumped into your babe naked. 94 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,336 l told you to stay out of my bathroom. 95 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,545 l was in the kitchen. 96 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,506 She was naked in the kitchen? l was naked. 97 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,715 Why were you naked in the kitchen? 98 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:29,966 That's not important right now. 99 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,844 What is, is why you didn't want me to meet her in the first place. 100 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,638 ls she married? No. 101 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:35,847 Patient? 102 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,182 l don't have time for this. 103 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,892 She used to be a man. House! 104 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:40,519 She wants to be a man. 105 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:44,105 Sam is a man's name, short for. . . 106 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,111 Samantha. 107 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,783 The soulless harpy you were married to before we met. 108 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,368 (SlGHlNG) 109 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,411 People change, House. 110 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:02,374 Sure. They get older, their ovaries start drying up 111 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,209 and nice guys like you look attractive again. 112 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,419 Listen, l know that in your own demented way, 113 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,547 you think you're looking out for me. But l have this. 114 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:12,759 By "this" you mean a sinking feeling in the pit of the stomach. 115 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,594 Fine, l get it. 116 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,597 lt's your life, you go screw it up. l can wait. 117 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,015 For what? 118 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,433 To tell you, "l told you so." 119 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,944 No signs of a hematoma. Brain looks completely normal. 120 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:34,864 Normal, except for the fact that he likes to play dress-up. 121 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,617 My uncle used to pretend that he was King Leopold. 122 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,494 WlLLlAM: (ON lNTERCOM) I'm not pretending. 123 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,002 Sorry about that. 124 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,671 But you don't really think you're a knight, do you? 125 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,841 Being a knight isn't a game, it's a lifestyle, 126 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,011 and we do it every day, not just when we play dress-up. 127 00:09:56,095 --> 00:10:02,183 We live by a code, and uphold ideals like loyalty, courage, humility. 128 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,021 And the part where you beat the crap out of each other in armor? 129 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,858 That we do for fun. At Ieast it was up until yesterday. 130 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:14,362 Are we aImost done? I'm feeling... 131 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,366 Let's get him out of there before he aspirates. 132 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,076 (COUGHlNG) 133 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,580 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 134 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,794 Anything abnormal on the MRl? 135 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,592 God's teeth ! What strange manner of garments be these? 136 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,802 Okay. We'll be back soon. 137 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:42,182 He consorts with tiny demons in his hand. 'Tis witchcraft, l say. 138 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,893 Do l look like l'm here to play pretend with you? 139 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,228 THlRTEEN: Relax. lt's not personal. 140 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:52,233 Just tell them you're a time traveler or something. 141 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,736 Well, if we're gonna be here, we might as well enjoy it. 142 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,905 Our knight just vomited inside the MRl. 143 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,783 Taub thinks it might be food poisoning. 144 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,373 Which shouldn't be surprising. 145 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:10,460 Outdoor latrines, food prep going on next to livestock. 146 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,842 l hear you wish to speak with me concerning Sir William. 147 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,010 How faireth he? 148 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,346 Not well, or we wouldn't be here. 149 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,265 A pox indeed is. . . Miles. 150 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,602 We just thought it was a concussion. 151 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,145 He's going to be okay, right? 152 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,148 We need to look at the area he was camping out in. 153 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,568 And you might want to invest into a dental plan for the kingdom. 154 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,447 You sure he got sick from something here? 155 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,117 l'm not sure of anything, yet, but. . . 156 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,205 What do you make of this? 157 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,419 Mmm. Looks like vomit. 158 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,796 Means he was showing symptoms prior to the fight. 159 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,173 True, but l meant this. 160 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:02,303 Oh. lt's a cow eye from the night before the tournament. 161 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,223 He makes the knights eat all kinds of disgusting stuff. 162 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,391 Why? 163 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,851 Got the idea from Fear Factor. 164 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,894 Why didn't he mention it when he checked into the hospital? 165 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,522 l make them all take an oath of secrecy about the ritual. 166 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,608 William tends to take his role as a knight very seriously. 167 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,696 SHANNON: You think that's what caused him to pass out? 168 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,156 (CLEARlNG THROAT) 169 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,038 lt's not exactly sanitary. 170 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,623 Fun stuff never is. 171 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:37,422 Serious bacterial food poisoning explains seizure and vomiting. 172 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,798 A lumbar puncture could confirm. 173 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,467 Except it's not food poisoning. 174 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,928 lf it was, the ER would look like Camelot right now. 175 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,097 All it takes is one bad eyeball. 176 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:50,268 Or testicle, cow brain, or my personal favorite, 177 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:54,063 pig rectum with a side order of sphincter. 178 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,441 l think they call that breakfast in Australia. 179 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,235 HOUSE: No one else was sick because they weren't allergic like he was. 180 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,154 To what? That's what l sent you to Middle Earth 181 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,655 to find out. 182 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,909 Run scratch tests with the samples you brought back. 183 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,702 CHASE: That's gonna take time, and he's getting worse. 184 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,246 So treat him with epinephrine, too. 185 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,756 FOREMAN: This should prevent any more symptoms 186 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,133 until we can figure out what it is you're allergic to. 187 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,510 WlLLlAM: Thanks. 188 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,304 l told you, you shouldn't have eaten all that stuff. 189 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,430 You know, you don't have to stay. 190 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,558 l'm sure you and Miles are crazy busy, what with the wedding and all. 191 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,519 Miles said we could postpone it until. . . 192 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,648 Don't worry, l'll be fine. l'll be there. l just hope you have a good photographer. 193 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,776 'Cause l don't think the standard red-eye filter's going to work on these. 194 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,277 THlRTEEN: l need your right arm. 195 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:52,956 That feels. . . Feels strange. 196 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,374 (MONlTORS BEEPlNG) 197 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,959 What is it? What's wrong? 198 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,877 His heart rate's become irregular. 199 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,171 My chest hurts. lt feels like it's going to explode. 200 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,674 Tachycardia. We need to shock him back into rhythm. 201 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,967 Oh, my God, William. . . 202 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,885 l need his gown open. 203 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,470 (PANTlNG) 204 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,182 What is that? What is that stuff? 205 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,351 l don't know. 206 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,603 (GASPlNG) 207 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,277 lt's definitely not an allergy, 208 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,529 or the epi would have helped him, not made him worse. 209 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:29,576 Unless he's allergic and allergic to the cure. Sodium bisulfite, 210 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:33,204 the preservative that keeps epi peppy, can cause tachycardia. 211 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,373 So can Wolff-Parkinson- White syndrome, 212 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,458 and it also causes hemorrhaging in the eyes. 213 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,461 And abnormal electrical pathways in the heart, which could cause seizures. 214 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,755 But not skin infections. 215 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,425 There is an infection that can cause skin and neurological damage 216 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,552 and spreads rapidly without treatment. 217 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,722 Methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus? 218 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,308 Lord have MRSA. 219 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,312 You weren't wearing gloves when we shocked his heart back into rhythm. 220 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:04,235 l'm sure you'll be fine. You two, get a sample to the lab to confirm. 221 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,363 You get the knight into isolation and on lV antibiotics. 222 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,490 You, stay away from me. 223 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,792 Need to talk. About the MRSA? 224 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,878 l know. We're. . . MRSA, shmrsa. 225 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,296 Something important. 226 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,382 Something you think is more important than a potentially lethal bacteria 227 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,218 spreading like wildfire through my hospital? 228 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,014 Well, that narrows it down to something personal and stupid. 229 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,308 Wilson. Theory confirmed. 230 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,602 He is dating his first wife, l know. 231 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,103 l don't believe it. 232 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,940 That he didn't ask your permission first? 233 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,818 No, that he's actually capable of keeping a secret from me. 234 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:49,030 Well, you'd be surprised how many things Wilson doesn't tell you. 235 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:53,826 Would l? Like how you slept with your father's best friend? Or. . . 236 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:54,994 l'm going to kill him. 237 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,663 You need to break them up. 238 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,456 Forget it. 239 00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,958 So you'd rather sit back and watch 240 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,378 while the evil blonde gorges on Wilson's tender flesh 241 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,589 and then tosses out his bones like she did the last time? 242 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,633 You remember what he was like after that? 243 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,220 Yes, l do. 244 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,471 Well, then do something. 245 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,015 God knows he's not gonna listen to me. 246 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,810 You, on the other hand, have decades of experience dating 247 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,229 and being attracted to losers. 248 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,439 Obviously l don't include myself. 249 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,025 You know what happens when you interfere in other people's relationships? 250 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,569 Of course, l do it all the time. 251 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,239 Hmm. l see your point. 252 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,533 That is why l'm staying out of this. 253 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:37,745 You force him to choose, you might not like the answer. 254 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,923 He doesn't seem to be in as much pain anymore. 255 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,133 That's good. 256 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,678 But we won't be out of the woods for sure until the blisters start to recede. 257 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,931 l'm really thirsty. You mind getting me a soda? 258 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,100 Sure. l'll be right back. 259 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,729 (EXHALlNG) 260 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,939 What's wrong? 261 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,817 The pain in my chest, it's getting worse. 262 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,444 Just now? No. 263 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,156 l didn't want to worry her. 264 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,367 So how long have you been in love with her? 265 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,911 What? No, we're just friends. 266 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,788 Seriously. 267 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,419 Since the first time l saw her. 268 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,296 Why don't you tell her? 269 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,630 She's engaged to my friend. 270 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,882 The King? 271 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,342 Haven't seen him visiting or sitting by your bedside. 272 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,969 He has responsibilities. 273 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,722 Yeah? l'm guessing the Queen does, too. 274 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:41,267 What kind of knight steals his friend's bride? 275 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,771 l hate that l even think about it. 276 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,648 You're not a knight. You're just a guy. 277 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,946 But l want to be more than that. 278 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,075 (GASPS) 279 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,493 Your chest? 280 00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,911 No, my back. 281 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,497 Feels like there's a knife in it. 282 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,249 ls the infection spreading? 283 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,584 CHASE: It's not MRSA. 284 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,880 lt looks like some sort of clostridial organism. 285 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,967 Question is, which type of clostridium? There's hundreds. 286 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,803 C. perfringens? 287 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,890 Wouldn't account for his other symptoms. C. tetani, on the other hand? 288 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,434 CHASE: Tetanus? He would have been inoculated against it. 289 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,895 So he cut himself and didn't get a booster shot. 290 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:30,066 The guy fights people with swords for fun, no one said he's smart. 291 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,776 They don't just fight for fun. 292 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,528 They fight to prove their bravery. 293 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,823 You buying this honor stuff? 294 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,743 Fighting is not brave, it's just stupid. 295 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,662 You would say that. 296 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,872 You think l've never been in a fight? 297 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,457 No, l just think you've never won one. 298 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,960 l took on three guys in college once. 299 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,087 HOUSE: Hope they bought you dinner first. 300 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,214 CHASE: lt's not MRSA. l know. 301 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,841 lt's poison ivy. CHASE: Poison ivy? 302 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,385 A severe reaction could cause the blisters 303 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,887 and maybe irritate his eyes enough to cause the hemorrhaging, 304 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,140 but the chest pain and seizures? 305 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,975 They have bonfires every night. 306 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,060 Burning leaves aerosolizes the oil. 307 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,146 You've seen what it's done to the outside of his body, 308 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,439 imagine what it's doing to his lungs and his sinuses. 309 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,191 Okay, maybe it remotely fits, 310 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,861 but l'd rather go with scientific evidence than with your gut. 311 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,904 How about this? 312 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,283 Apparently, it's all over his sword. 313 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,327 (PAGERS BEEPlNG) 314 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,122 lt's his heart rate again ! 315 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,748 How fast is it? lt's slowing. Why aren't you. . . 316 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,417 lt's not MRSA. 317 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,169 l'm giving him 1 2 cc's of epinephrine. 318 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,171 He tested positive. You'll blow his heart out. 319 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,090 lf it slows any more, it's going to stop. 320 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,302 (FLATLlNlNG) 321 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,761 l told you ! 322 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,722 (MONlTOR STARTS BEEPlNG) 323 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,434 (lNHALlNG) 324 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,603 And l told you. 325 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,110 That wasn't caused by poison ivy. 326 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,361 Or epinephrine. 327 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,823 Means the heart problem we ruled out, we now have to rule back in. 328 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,451 We found clostridium bacteria in the skin samples. 329 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,786 THlRTEEN: Clostridium's in dirt and basically harmless. 330 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,539 But opportunistic, if his immune system was depressed. 331 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,416 Leukemia? He would've had symptoms 332 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,043 way before the Renaissance festival. 333 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:15,463 Which is true of anything that would compromise his immune system. 334 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,883 Which means it has to be some other environmental toxin. 335 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,011 Yesterday he was a healthy knight, today he's sleeping beauty. 336 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,346 Nothing else fits. 337 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,223 Trichinosis from eating infected meat? 338 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,557 We already ruled out food poisoning. 339 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,518 Both the butcher shop and the food stands at the fair were totally clean. 340 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,479 HOUSE: Then he ate the poison apple somewhere else, 341 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,773 or maybe you just missed it. 342 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:37,193 Start treatment for trichinosis and confirm with a muscle biopsy. 343 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,990 (WOMAN CHATTERlNG ON PA) 344 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,328 Hey. 345 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,624 l can't believe l'm about to say this. Sam. . . (SlGHlNG) 346 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,251 Told you so. 347 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:57,129 No, she didn't dump me. She wants to get to know you better. 348 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,757 Damn it! l never should have let her see me naked. 349 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,302 lt goes against all my instincts, but l said all right. 350 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,428 Why? 351 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,389 She thinks l was hiding her from you. 352 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,515 You were. 353 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,933 l don't want her to know. 354 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,896 You're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust? 355 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,565 Yeah. 356 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,692 When and where? 357 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,568 Tonight. Venezia. 8:00. 358 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,736 (SlGHlNG) What am l gonna wear? 359 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,488 All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners. 360 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,533 House, listen. 361 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,202 l know you're worried about me. 362 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,997 And l also know that that kind of unselfishness 363 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,416 doesn't come naturally to you. 364 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,669 But l don't want your help. l don't need your help. 365 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:42,216 Just come to dinner and be your usual selfish self. 366 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,595 How could l say no? 367 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,810 Miles said he'd stop by later. 368 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,645 Tell him not to. 369 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,814 l don't want to be seen like this. 370 00:21:57,065 --> 00:22:00,151 You're sick. That's nothing to be ashamed of. 371 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,194 Unless you're saying you want me to leave? 372 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,738 WlLLlAM: No, don't. 373 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:08,576 THlRTEEN: l think he's saying it's different with you, Shannon. 374 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,329 lt's a guy thing. They don't like showing weakness in front of each other. 375 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,039 Right, William? 376 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,334 Right. Maybe when l'm feeling a little better. 377 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:22,590 l'm going to take a small sample of your muscle tissue here. 378 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,133 Do you mind waiting outside for this? 379 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,343 Don't hurt him. 380 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,219 He's safe with me. 381 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,018 l thought you were going to tell her. 382 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:38,022 Not my call, but if you ask me, she's waiting for you to. 383 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,816 Knights are supposed to be selfless. 384 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:45,363 Right, they conquered countries and built castles by being selfless. 385 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,866 Bravery and loyalty are great qualities for soldiers. 386 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:52,787 lf you want to be king, sometimes you have to be willing to take what's yours. 387 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:53,871 (EXCLAlMS) 388 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,043 She's not mine. 389 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,797 She's not his either. Not yet. 390 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,974 lt's just dinner. Relax. 391 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,644 Trust me, there is no "just" when House is involved. 392 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,437 We're in the middle of a restaurant. 393 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:21,649 What could he possibly do? 394 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:24,985 That. 395 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,491 Sorry we're late, but you know girls. 396 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,576 Always fiddling with the hair and the makeup. 397 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,329 James, Sam, this is Sarah. 398 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,997 lt's nice to meet you. Horace has told me. . . 399 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,082 House. 400 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:41,836 House has told me all about you. 401 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,170 Nice to meet you. 402 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,261 What's the diagnosis? 403 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,849 His muscle biopsy's clean. lt's not trichinosis. 404 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:58,018 House was wrong. This is not environmental. 405 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:01,272 Or we screwed up and missed something at the Renaissance fair. 406 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,606 You think we did? 407 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,317 No, but l think House will think we did. 408 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,695 What could we have missed? 409 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,738 Fungal infection? 410 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:13,451 There's nothing in his blood work even remotely suggesting that. 411 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,619 But it fits the symptoms. 412 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,622 You want to retest every sample we took for spores? 413 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,250 We'll be here all night. 414 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,377 Have you noticed how much pain he's been in lately? 415 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,588 And that's relevant how? 416 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:29,467 Extra pain means extra cranky, means off his game. 417 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,719 He's not gonna accept this isn't environmental 418 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:34,138 unless we give him no choice. 419 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,849 (SlGHS) 420 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,604 (ALL LAUGHlNG) 421 00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,272 l cannot believe you're from Bloomington. 422 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:46,192 l know. lsn't it amazing? 423 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,819 Yeah. Delightful. 424 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,030 lgnore him. He's just upset that we're having fun. 425 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:52,740 SARAH: Do you remember that little bakery, 426 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,159 the one with the amazing cupcakes? 427 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:56,660 Gino's. Oh, yes! 428 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:57,995 First stop every time l go home. 429 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,580 Me, too. 430 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,165 SAM: Remember that strip club? 431 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:04,251 SARAH: Girl, l used to work at that strip club. 432 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,129 (SCREAMlNG) 433 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,174 Where does it hurt, William? 434 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,092 My legs. lt feels like they're on fire. 435 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,318 THlRTEEN: Rhabdomyolysis means his kidneys are failing. 436 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:32,530 Also means it's not environmental. We need to move on. 437 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:35,324 TAUB: l recommend we start with a full cancer work-up, starting with the. . . 438 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,701 Which one of you checked out the apartment? 439 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,786 House. . . 440 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,037 His symptoms fit an environmental. . . 441 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,705 The test results don't. We redid. . . 442 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,582 Search the apartment. 443 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:44,875 He hasn't been there in three weeks. 444 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,835 Go! Now! 445 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,883 l liked him better when he was on Vicodin. 446 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,510 You and Thirteen check out his place. 447 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,679 While you're wasting your time, we'll ultrasound the liver. 448 00:25:56,805 --> 00:26:00,140 lf it's cancer, it's as good a place as any to start. 449 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,313 Hey. Hey. 450 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,236 (SlGHlNG) 451 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,280 Heard House met Sam. 452 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,240 The first time he was naked. 453 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:19,159 The second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. 454 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,203 Overall, it could've been worse. 455 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,871 Great. 456 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,251 That's your reaction? 457 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,419 What? 458 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,546 Nudity, prostitutes. . . 459 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,299 Sorry. Preoccupied. 460 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,304 House said something to you, didn't he? 461 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,015 No. He didn't. 462 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,355 (SlGHS) 463 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:54,403 lt is a little crazy, though. l mean, isn't it? 464 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,947 l mean, things seem to be going great, 465 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,825 but they seemed to be going great 1 2 years ago. 466 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,452 The good things are still good. 467 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,912 She's still smart, funny, gets me. 468 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,164 And she's less competitive. 469 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:08,709 Either she's changed or l've changed, but either way. . . 470 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:11,712 Am l out of my mind? 471 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,718 You never know what can happen. 472 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,386 Might as well give it a chance. 473 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,601 Yeah. 474 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,272 TAUB: Looks like you were right. 475 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:35,277 Tumors, dozens of them inside and on the surface. 476 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,364 Pull in closer. 477 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,829 See that? 478 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,707 What is that? 479 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,461 l don't know, but it's definitely not cancer. 480 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:09,728 Kitchen's clean. 481 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,563 Bedroom as well. 482 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:14,775 Most dangerous thing in his medicine cabinet was dental floss. 483 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,278 lt's locked. Key wasn't on his ring. 484 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,988 You honestly want to go back 485 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,200 and tell House we didn't check every square inch of this place? 486 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:24,827 Of course not. 487 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,964 (CHASE GROANlNG) 488 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,967 (CLEARlNG THROAT) 489 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:42,636 My hero. 490 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,441 What the hell is this? 491 00:28:57,110 --> 00:29:00,320 Either a secret entrance to Hogwarts 492 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,659 or our knight is a witch. 493 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:21,759 Our knight is into some seriously creepy stuff. 494 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,135 He claims it's just sugar water, 495 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,970 but we sent the rest down to the lab for testing. 496 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:26,221 You think he poisoned himself? 497 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:28,766 FOREMAN: lt's not poison. We would have picked it up in his blood work. 498 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,893 Not if it collected slowly in his liver 499 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,645 and it all started leaking into his system at once. 500 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,939 These tumors that aren't tumors, 501 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,275 what if they're focal hepatic lesions filled with blood? 502 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:41,779 Every time one explodes, it'd be releasing another dose. 503 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,197 Of what? 504 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,786 Plumbum nigrum. 505 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,204 You putting a hex on someone? 506 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,997 lt's Latin for black lead. 507 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:56,335 Our knight/warlock apparently also dabbles in alchemy. 508 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,462 Lead poisoning? 509 00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:01,882 Seizures, paralysis, weak immune system and eventually coma. 510 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:04,885 Biopsy the cysts, you'll find your lead. 511 00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,144 You think we'll make the 7:30? 512 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,231 l'm sorry. lf l don't change, l'm gonna feel like l'm at work all night. 513 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,690 Yeah, l remember. 514 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:19,858 ls it a problem? 515 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,568 Not at all. 516 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:25,489 ln fact, if we hurry. . . 517 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:30,619 We will definitely not make the 7:30. 518 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,579 Well, there's always the 9:40. 519 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,752 (HOUSE HUMMlNG) 520 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,008 Or not. 521 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,433 Shouldn't you be at the hospital? 522 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,270 Wouldn't need a team if l did all the work, now, would l? 523 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:57,479 Plus, l had to make you dinner. 524 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:58,564 We have plans. 525 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,525 Bet your plans don't taste like this. 526 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:04,444 Don't! 527 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:08,490 House, whatever it is that you're up to. . . 528 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,118 l'm trying to be nice. 529 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:17,875 What l did the other night was juvenile. l'm sorry. 530 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,219 (ALL LAUGHlNG) 531 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:33,390 Yeah. 532 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:34,766 Soufflé was amazing. 533 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,061 lt's my mom's recipe. Everything else, l got off the web. 534 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,148 Here's to the lnternet. 535 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,733 Where l found the lamb ragù 536 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,319 and you two found each other. Again. 537 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,529 Well, it wasn't just the lnternet. 538 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:50,824 Yeah, more like divorce, depression, 539 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,826 therapy, more therapy, then the lnternet. 540 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:53,994 Yeah. 541 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,370 And here we are. 542 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,497 Exactly. And here we are. 543 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:05,088 Well, l need to go to the bathroom. 544 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:08,300 l think you're old enough now, but if you'd like me to come along with you. . . 545 00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:11,303 l mean, is it safe to leave the two of you? 546 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,930 Come on, James, enough already. 547 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:15,515 Yeah, James. l cook in peace. 548 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,268 Okay. Be right back. 549 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,448 You're a cold-hearted bitch who ripped his heart out. 550 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,785 l watched him struggle for years to overcome the damage you did, 551 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:37,120 and there's no way l'm just gonna let you reel him back in 552 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,539 so you can do it all over again. 553 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,629 And all this? 554 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:49,049 Phase two of getting to know my enemy. 555 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,260 You're wrong about me. 556 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:56,181 But l'm glad now l don't have to pretend l like you, 557 00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:58,475 except for when James is standing next to me. 558 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:02,562 Same here. The only difference is, l'll outlast you. 559 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,401 And scene. 560 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:12,531 Well, it's too late for the movie. 561 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:13,782 Wanna see what's on TV? 562 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:15,075 Absolutely. 563 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,119 Love to. 564 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:27,212 There wasn't any lead present in his blood work or liver biopsy. 565 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,297 And his heart rate and BP are getting even more erratic. 566 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:33,260 We had to shock it back into rhythm twice during the night. 567 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:39,141 There's only one thing left to do. 568 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,105 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 569 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,232 (PLAYlNG MEDlEVAL TUNE) 570 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,359 We're wasting our time. 571 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,653 Actually, l've already gotten good value. 572 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,698 l told you there's nothing here that could've caused any of his symptoms. 573 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:57,242 No, you told me that you couldn't find anything here 574 00:33:57,326 --> 00:33:58,452 that could be causing his symptoms. 575 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,787 And now we're gonna find something new because we're in costume? 576 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,623 We looked everywhere. Tested everything. 577 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:07,461 Just because Wilson's acting stupid doesn't mean we are. 578 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,713 You think he's making a mistake? 579 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,841 Of course. But he'll figure it out sooner or later. 580 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,718 Hopefully after a few weeks of great sex. 581 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,678 Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 582 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:18,346 Wilson's not like us. 583 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,807 He cares too much about people and their feelings. 584 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,975 Thanks for the compliment. 585 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,311 The code that our knight claims to live by, 586 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:28,690 all that crap about honor and chivalry, Wilson's naturally like that. 587 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:29,816 Which is why he is. . . 588 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,359 A great guy. 589 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:35,197 . . .a sucker and a target. Someone's got to look out for him. 590 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,575 You smell that? 591 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,410 Yeah, it's the apothecary shop, 592 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:42,913 and, yes, Foreman and l already. . . 593 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:53,507 l cry your pardon, sir. 594 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:57,094 You know what this is? 595 00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:58,220 Why, that's lavender. 596 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,763 Try rose hips. 597 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:02,390 Both harmless. Who cares? 598 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,850 lt could be cyanide, as far as he knows. 599 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,437 How about this? 600 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,356 Be nothing but St John's wort. 601 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,775 Wrong again. Black Cohosh. 602 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,529 My uncle owns the shop. l just started apprenticing. 603 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,447 What's the big deal? 604 00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:22,369 Hey, l just organized all that. 605 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,625 You know what this is? 606 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,168 A wild carrot? 607 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:34,714 lt's hemlock, you embossed carbuncle. 608 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,135 That's hemlock? You sure? 609 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,387 Did you sell it to anyone? 610 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:43,807 lt's poison. Think hard. 611 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,685 lt was just one branch. 612 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,271 You sold it to Sir William. 613 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:52,107 No. To the King. 614 00:35:57,488 --> 00:36:00,657 lt's the only part of the environment you didn't check. 615 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,576 The people living in it. 616 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:12,210 What's going on? Why can't we see William? 617 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:17,382 Because you poisoned him, your royal anus, with this. 618 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,134 Wild carrots? 619 00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:20,302 Hemlock. 620 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,846 l need to know how much you used and how you prepared it. 621 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:23,930 You did something to William? 622 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,015 No, of course not. 623 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:28,643 He's still alive. You want to avoid a murder charge, start talking fast. 624 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,646 The apothecary's willing to testify that you're the only one he gave it to. 625 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:34,649 Okay. Yeah, maybe l bought it for the food challenge, 626 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:35,942 but l didn't know that was hemlock. 627 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,069 lf it was for the challenge, 628 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,405 why is Wee Willy the only knight who's dying? 629 00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:41,489 MlLES: l don't know. 630 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:44,201 l'm telling you, l didn't know. Why would l want to hurt William? 631 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:47,037 l can think of at least one reason. 632 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:51,124 Miles, please, whatever happened, just tell them the truth. 633 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,375 l am. 634 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:54,961 l swear. 635 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,759 We ran a gas chromatography on his blood, 636 00:37:00,843 --> 00:37:02,928 found trace amounts of piperidine alkaloids. 637 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,638 The main markers of hemlock intoxication. 638 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,891 Well, the good news is, we now know what's wrong with you. 639 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:12,646 Bad news is, your king's precious ideals were just pretend after all. 640 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,815 At least when it comes to guys who get too close to his Queen. 641 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,193 lt's not true. 642 00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:21,279 l guess you've never heard the expression, 643 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,573 "Gas chromatography machines don't lie." 644 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,492 Neither does Miles. 645 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,827 He's the best knight l've ever known. 646 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:30,038 That's why he was chosen king. 647 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:34,000 Miles is a jealous idiot, and you're just an idiot. 648 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,294 Something's wrong. 649 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:39,673 We performed a gastric lavage and administered activated charcoal, 650 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,800 but he's getting worse, not better. 651 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:43,635 lt's been in his system two days. 652 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,178 We're lucky he's lasted this long. 653 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,514 lf it was hemlock, he'd either be dead already 654 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:48,682 or getting better with treatment. 655 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,141 lt's hemlock. We found it in his blood. 656 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:51,309 He may have had some hemlock, 657 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,687 but it's not what's killing him. 658 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,945 Don't do it, whatever you're planning, 659 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,613 especially if you're gonna use that thing. 660 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:04,698 (EXCLAlMS) 661 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,491 lt was just sitting in a stone. . . 662 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:11,955 Here. lt's gonna cost extra 'cause of the level of detail that you wanted. 663 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:15,583 Anything good? And by good, l, of course, mean bad. 664 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,919 Nope. Pretty much your typical life. 665 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,629 Married young, got divorced. 666 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,215 Married a little less young, got divorced. 667 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,051 She's been pretty successful in everything she's done except marriage. 668 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,970 Well, there's gotta be something l can use. 669 00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:30,765 Maybe. Didn't read her shrink's notes. Didn't seem right. 670 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,642 But stealing them did? 671 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:35,895 Whoa! l didn't steal them. l found a way to obtain them. 672 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:40,734 Excuse me. l don't mean to interrupt, but you got a minute? 673 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,152 Sure. 674 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,031 Oh, him? Yeah. l was just leaving. 675 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,494 Careful, l have a sword. 676 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,416 l don't agree with what you said, 677 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,127 but l understand why you said it. 678 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,588 We were married young. We both made mistakes. 679 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,591 And, yes, l did make most of them. 680 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,509 But that was almost a decade ago. 681 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:10,347 l'm sorry, is that the statutory period for soul sucking? 682 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,933 l'm not asking you to like me, House. 683 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,685 To be honest, l think you're an ass, 684 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:18,646 but we do have one thing in common. 685 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,608 We care about James. 686 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,527 So prove it and dump him. Again. 687 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:27,322 You're pretty much insufferable all the time, aren't you? 688 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:29,449 Sorry. Go on. And yes. 689 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:33,203 We just reconnected, we have no idea where we're headed. 690 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:39,834 But is it really too much to ask that you give us a chance to find out? 691 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,802 l'm sure l'll be seeing you around. 692 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:24,087 We did it. Well, l did it. 693 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,672 What exactly did we do? 694 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:28,758 You do? 695 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,677 These aren't focal hepatic lesions on his liver. 696 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:33,054 They're peliosis hepatis lesions, 697 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:36,391 which, in combination with an erratic heart rate, usually indicates. . . 698 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,768 Endocarditis, an infection on his heart valve. 699 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,938 Two major symptoms of anabolic steroid abuse. 700 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,106 No, he wouldn't. . . 701 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:44,524 And the rhabdo makes the third. 702 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,609 Our patient's a juicer. 703 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,488 The ancient poison accelerated the damage of the modern poison. 704 00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:54,534 Start treatment. Let the king out of the tower. 705 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,001 THlRTEEN: How are you feeling? 706 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,377 Ashamed. 707 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,422 You should be. 708 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,383 You'll compromise your ideals to win a fight, 709 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,178 but not to go for the woman you love. 710 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,931 That was a game, not real life. 711 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,143 l didn't. . . 712 00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:22,228 Hurt anyone? Try telling that to Shannon. 713 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,690 Or maybe l missed something while she was crying by your bed. 714 00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,735 You don't need to win anyone's heart. 715 00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:31,654 You just need to ask for it. 716 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,583 Miles is a great guy. 717 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:46,461 He's rich, smart, treats her well. 718 00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,714 She's going to have a great life with him. 719 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,257 With me? 720 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,509 l'd do everything l could for her, 721 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,219 but even at my best, it wouldn't be much. 722 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:57,180 And she deserves the best. 723 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:03,520 l guess l'd rather she be happy, even if it means l'm not. 724 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,692 Guess House was right about that, too. 725 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,027 What? 726 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,404 You really are an idiot.