1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,210 (KEYBOARD CLATTERlNG) 2 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,510 (POP SONG PLAYlNG) 3 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,628 Are you ever coming to bed? 4 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,466 l still say l'm a vegetarian. 5 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,551 You can say that you're an astronaut, 6 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:54,136 but that doesn't make it true. 7 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,263 A salmon is not a vegetable, Frankie. 8 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:58,557 Well, apparently eight out of 1 0 commenters agree with you, 9 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,100 except for the part where you said, 10 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,269 "l believe what l want to believe." 11 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,604 That, they found a little judgmental. 12 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,981 You blogged our argument? 13 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,567 l asked you to quit talking about me. 14 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,944 l don't want a bunch of people that l don't know 15 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,988 hearing stuff that's meant to be between me and you. 16 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,365 l write about my life, 17 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,742 and you're a big part of that. 18 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,786 That's great. l want to be a big part of your life, 19 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,913 but l don't want to be a big part of their lives. 20 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,917 Take it down. Erase it, delete it, make it go away. 21 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,044 (BANGlNG ON DOOR) 22 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,260 Come on, man, it's 2:00 in the morning, 23 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,553 these walls are made of tissue paper. 24 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:39,056 l gotta be up in three hours to do a wiring job out in Edison. 25 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,390 Sorry, we'll try to hold it down. 26 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,517 Sorry. 27 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,020 Frankie, what happened? 28 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:49,233 No, no, that's not what you think. Something's wrong. 29 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,652 We need a police car at 1 52 Haverhill. 30 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:54,279 What are you two talking about? 31 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,406 Oh, my God. 32 00:01:58,827 --> 00:01:59,868 Are you all right? 33 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,079 l think it's coming from my gums. 34 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,497 WlLSON: What are you doing tonight? 35 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,040 Masturbating. 36 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,251 l'd invite you, but people are already talking. 37 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:53,088 lt's pathetic. You divide your nights between porn and the Discovery Channel. 38 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,508 Right, playing Dance Dance Revolution is a much better choice. 39 00:02:56,593 --> 00:03:01,346 Okay, that was a gift from a patient, and it happens to be great exercise. 40 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,183 l mean, who rents porn anymore? 41 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,976 Can't you get that stuff on the lnternet? 42 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,813 You can, but you can't get disk two with the director's commentary. 43 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:12,941 Come out with me tonight. l'm going speed dating. 44 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,068 lf you mean you're dating on meth, count me in. 45 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,153 You need to meet somebody. 46 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,362 This way, you meet 20 somebodies. 47 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,448 Over a five-minute discussion of Proust? 48 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,824 Speed dating's a meat market. 49 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,493 Yeah, dozens of women, just waiting to be hit on. 50 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:27,414 Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn. 51 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:35,714 (DOOR OPENlNG) 52 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,133 You plan on doing any work today? 53 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,136 l thought l might do a little light doctoring in the afternoon. 54 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,889 Twenty-eight-year-old female, sudden unexplained coagulopathy. 55 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,641 Could be congenital thrombocytopenia. 56 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,850 Platelets look normal. 57 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,977 THlRTEEN: The patient makes money doing freelance photography. 58 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,605 Some photographic processes produce toxic gases. 59 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:54,274 FOREMAN: She's a blogger. l can't see her photos being anything but digital. 60 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:58,278 What does she blog? Politics? Dominatrix? Cooking? l need recipes. 61 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,031 lt's a personal journal. l don't get putting your whole life online. 62 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,951 lt's not that crazy. Privacy's basically a modern invention. 63 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:07,496 Towns used to be too small for anybody to keep any secrets. 64 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,624 What if it's not the platelets, but the glue that holds them together? 65 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,210 No, thrombin and von Willebrand factor are normal. 66 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,753 And knowing too much about each other 67 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,714 is exactly why people leave small towns and move to the city. 68 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,258 TAUB: And a lot of people choose to stay 69 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:23,011 because in return for zero privacy, you get community, connection. . . 70 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,389 Big, red A's for our tunics. 71 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,099 Connections are for airports. 72 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,685 For people, we have over 300 cable channels. 73 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,019 THlRTEEN: Her photos may be digital, 74 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,480 doesn't mean she couldn't have been exposed to some other toxin. 75 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:34,898 We should search the apartment. 76 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,277 Eenie, meenie, minie, Thirteen and Tiny. 77 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,366 This one's locked. 78 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,704 l'm surprised you took the pro-community position. 79 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,039 l have friends, l like people. 80 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,292 You also like secrets. 81 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,628 You deny it, that sort of proves my point. 82 00:04:57,213 --> 00:05:01,008 When we're left to our own devices, we make lousy choices. 83 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,051 (BANGlNG ON DOOR) 84 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,554 (WHlSPERlNG) lgnore it. 85 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:09,975 STUART: l can hear you in there. Open the door or l'm calling the cops. 86 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:12,519 We're four stories up, but there's a fire escape on the other wall. 87 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:14,271 The ledge might be wide enough. . . 88 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,984 We're doctors. We aren't stealing anything. 89 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,445 We are collecting samples. 90 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,573 Who are you? The neighbor. 91 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,782 Did they say that you could come in here? 92 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,826 Yep. What do you know about Frankie and Taylor? 93 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,746 Not much. The guy works a lot, but l see Frankie around. 94 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:34,041 We argue a few times a week, and then we go back about our business. 95 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,167 What do you argue about? 96 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,543 Frankie's got some strong opinions. 97 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,379 Wants to recycle every molecule of trash. 98 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,465 You take the anti-recycling position? 99 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:45,010 Trash piling up for composting is attracting every rat in the neighborhood. 100 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,803 l had to put down poison. 101 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,513 That's her private drawer, what are you doing over there? 102 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,099 She says she doesn't have any secrets, l'm taking her at her word. 103 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,227 ls there any chance Frankie touched the rat poison? 104 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,687 Touched it? She grabbed a chunk of it 105 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,315 right out of the mouth of the schnauzer from down the hall. 106 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,443 Now every time l put the stuff down, she picks it back up. 107 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,824 (FUNK MUSlC PLAYlNG) 108 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,923 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 109 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,303 You brought a date? 110 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,971 Wilson seemed to think it was a good idea. 111 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,556 You need to dive back into the pool. 112 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,100 And he has to swim in ours? 113 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,685 You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends. 114 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,687 lt's not a beauty pageant. 115 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,398 Life is a beauty pageant. 116 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,275 Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you. 117 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,611 Come on, l'm not that good-looking. 118 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:45,821 Yeah, you are. 119 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:49,366 You kind of are. 120 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,368 So you attribute every relationship 121 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,537 l've ever had to the height of my cheekbones? 122 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,288 Not the whole relationship, just the beginning. 123 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,207 The rest is your hair. CHASE: This is ridiculous. 124 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:00,210 Women aren't as distracted by appearances as we are. 125 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,670 They look deeper. 126 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,506 You wanna bet? 127 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,884 You can't tell anyone you're a doctor. You're unemployed. 128 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,887 You're also a little slow. Misunderstand everything they say. 129 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,681 And lose the accent. 130 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,976 A hundred bucks says you still walk out of here with a dozen names. 131 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,060 (GONG RlNGS) 132 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,980 HOSTESS: Ladies and gentlemen, the fun is about to start. 133 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,481 When l strike this gong, 134 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,025 each man should sit at the table you've been assigned. 135 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,612 When l strike it again, date's over, move on. 136 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,531 (RlNGlNG) 137 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:31,992 l'm an oncologist. 138 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,912 My aunt and my grandma, they both died from breast cancer. 139 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,540 Do you want to talk about it? 140 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,878 l'm a diagnostician. 141 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,423 l find out what's wrong with people and l fix it. 142 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,717 Don't all doctors do that? 143 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,554 Yeah, but they can't dance like l can. 144 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,266 l play video games. 145 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,018 Oh, professionally? 146 00:07:58,102 --> 00:07:59,394 (SNORTlNG) 147 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,063 l wish, bro. 148 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:06,735 After six months of chemo, we thought he was out of the woods. 149 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,530 l don't want kids. Check. 150 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,699 l'm thinking about going from a C to a D. 151 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:13,867 Quadruple check. 152 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,911 And l'm on fire for the Lord. 153 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,747 l'm a chocolatier. 154 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,624 l could tell by your hips. 155 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,753 Yeah, l guess l could afford to lose a few pounds. 156 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,381 l don't think l know anybody who died of cancer. 157 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:32,302 Thank God. For you, l mean. Obviously. 158 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:36,598 Except my cat. (CRYlNG) She died a few months ago. 159 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,767 l hate these things. 160 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,937 You here at gunpoint? Need me to call 91 1 ? 161 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,899 Friend dragged me. She keeps trying to fix my life, 162 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:49,903 which, admittedly, could use it, but still, annoying. 163 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,447 You like puzzles. 164 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,325 l hoped my job would let me play with puzzles all day long, 165 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,786 but it didn't work out that way. 166 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,289 Police detective. Turns out criminals are idiots. 167 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:05,460 lf they're not gonna bother to challenge you, what's the point? 168 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,549 ls there a fire alarm we could pull? 169 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,342 Maybe get out of here. 170 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:18,473 Except maybe you're just too swoft. 171 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,560 l beg your pardon? 172 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,770 Swoft. lt's one of your crossword answers. 173 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,730 l believe it means, "Lying manipulator 174 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,566 "who tells men anything they want to hear." 175 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,318 You brought a prop as a conversation starter, 176 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,654 folded the paper to make it look read, filled in some answers, 177 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,072 but you couldn't be bothered to work at it, 178 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,949 so you just put in random letters. 179 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,577 You have some natural talent as a liar, 180 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,620 but not enough brains to see it through. 181 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,539 l'm gonna assume you're not a cop. 182 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,167 Are the five minutes up? 183 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,882 (GONG RlNGS) 184 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:58,013 HOSTESS: These women would welcome a call from you. 185 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,308 And these women would welcome a call from you. 186 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,813 My. 187 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,409 lt's nice to have visitors. 188 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,535 l'm updating my blog. 189 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,537 And l'm reading it. 190 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,041 You realize you're in the same room. 191 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,376 Sorry. 192 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,254 So l've been thinking about what you said, 193 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,049 and l'm sure l washed my hands after l threw out the rat poison. 194 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,635 Apparently you did it multiple times, over a course of days. 195 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,719 Can't be too certain. 196 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,346 WOMAN: You must be Dr. Foreman. 197 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,432 Gotta get back to work. Okay. 198 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,892 Take it easy. Okay. 199 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,562 What? She reads my blog. 200 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,776 Personally, l don't think you're condescending at all. 201 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,445 That's not what l wrote. When you were taking my history, 202 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,447 l told you l went white-water rafting six months ago, 203 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,658 and you said it was "unlikely to be related." 204 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,159 l was just giving information. 205 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,661 Let's face it, you got a little snarky. 206 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,454 You can't convey a tone of voice in writing. 207 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,830 l just put what you said. 208 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,374 lf you don't want people to think you're condescending, 209 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,335 maybe you shouldn't say condescending things. 210 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,046 Can this wait a second? 'Cause l have to pee. 211 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:22,097 l think people behave badly because there are no records of what we say or do, 212 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,974 and nobody believes anymore that God's watching. 213 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,518 Well, God's not, but l am. 214 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:30,271 Everything is on the record, including everything l do. 215 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,150 l don't think my pee is supposed to be mud-colored. 216 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,115 We were wrong about the rat poison. 217 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:48,081 Coagulopathy plus kidney equals what? 218 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,417 THlRTEEN: Hemolytic uremic syndrome. 219 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,210 Normal creatinine levels. 220 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,212 She has elevated cholesterol. 221 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,965 Hey, Wilson ! l can't find my pornos. 222 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,635 Have you tried offering a reward? 223 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,888 Gaucher's Disease. lt would affect her ability to synthesize Vitamin K. 224 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,557 She's on a semi- vegetarian diet. 225 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,142 Means she gets plenty of Vitamin K. 226 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,060 Sjogrens is more likely. 227 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,062 l assume you moved them while you were dusting. 228 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,399 l checked the drawers, window sill, the DVD player in your room. 229 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,943 The quiet ones are always deeply repressed. 230 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,070 l returned them to the store. 231 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,905 FOREMAN: She had a fish dinner a couple of nights ago. 232 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,074 Could be Haff Disease causing rhabdo. 233 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,660 What? Why did you return them to the store? 234 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,496 lt's no trouble, l had to stop next door for my dry cleaning anyway. 235 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,082 Sjogrens would inhibit the clotting enzymes, infiltrate the kidneys, 236 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,667 explains everything. So does Haff Disease. 237 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,419 l'm not thanking you, l'm asking you why. 238 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:37,839 Because if l did happen to bring a woman home last night, 239 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:41,593 l wanted it to be a porn-free zone. 240 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:48,516 You do realize things don't have to be socks to go into a sock drawer. 241 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,186 l'm sorry. Horribly, horribly sorry. 242 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,189 l thought you'd watched them all. 243 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,777 You completely ruined my morning. 244 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,904 l had to pull out your old family photos. 245 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,990 Your mom was pretty hot. 246 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,788 Haff Disease fits the timing best. 247 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,207 Start her on saline and Mannitol. 248 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,631 (DOOR OPENlNG) 249 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,133 (SlGHlNG) 250 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,593 You reading your patient's blog? 251 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,803 No. 252 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,264 You should. Could be some clues. 253 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,643 Too many. lt'd be like doing a whole body scan, 254 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,978 send us up eight blind alleys. 255 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,271 That's why Chase is doing it. 256 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,025 She mentions you. 257 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,235 She's never met me. 258 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:44,948 You're an unseen presence, like the Wizard of Oz. 259 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,409 He was a fraud. She couldn't have gone with Keyser Söze? 260 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,829 Speaking of movies that don't make any sense, 261 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,915 l stopped at the rental store to get those pornos back. 262 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,501 l told the guy at the counter l was so grateful that you'd returned them, 263 00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:00,255 but l wanted them, and guess what? You only returned two. 264 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,632 You lost the third. 265 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,928 Decent of you to pay for it, not let them put it on my bill. 266 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,263 You know. . . 267 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,015 l can explain what happened. 268 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,183 l'm sure you could, 269 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,727 but rather than listen to your lies, l thought it'd be more fun 270 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,438 to drive all over town and get another copy. 271 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,900 You have it here? 272 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,279 (MUSlC PLAYlNG ON COMPUTER) 273 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,958 WlLSON: Oh, God. Oh, God. 274 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:40,420 Okay, first, that's not me. 275 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,130 lt's not. . . Mostly not. . . 276 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:48,136 l was in college! l don't. . . My roommate was minoring in film. 277 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,221 Are you hyperventilating? 278 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,057 Remember that covering your mouth and one nostril can help. 279 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,561 He had to get this in for some grade, and he was desperate. 280 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,814 And the only reason l did it was because no one would ever see it. 281 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,150 Who knew he'd become an actual director? 282 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,028 He's not a director, he's an artist. 283 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:10,283 The way he plays with light and darkness and boobs. 284 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,118 WlLSON: Look, that's not me. 285 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,996 What are you? Where are you taking me? 286 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,706 Be not afraid. 287 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,500 The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman. 288 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,838 That's not me! lt's not me. You can see it's not me! 289 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,678 He added extra scenes so he could release it as a porno. 290 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:34,182 Be not afraid, Wilson. You took risks for your art. 291 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,684 Oh, boy. 292 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,145 (WOMAN MOANlNG ON COMPUTER) 293 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:45,485 No one. . . Hey, look at me. No one can know about this. 294 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,364 From this moment on, my lips are sealed. 295 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,497 Sorry. lt's okay. 296 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,748 Be not afraid. 297 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,880 Find anything? 298 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:10,635 Relevant? No. lnteresting? l guess. 299 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,846 There's nothing she doesn't share. "Angry sex is overrated. 300 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,557 "How can he expect me to be aroused when l'm so pissed at him?" 301 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,935 Revelations like that might just earn her a new kidney. 302 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,145 An hour after she blogged about her kidney failure, 303 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,606 the hospital got a call from Singapore. 304 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,110 One of Frankie's readers asking how hard it would be to donate. 305 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,407 How good-looking am l? 306 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,869 l'm not asking if you're attracted to me, 307 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,830 l'm looking for an objective answer. 308 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,040 Oh, okay, then it's an appropriate question. 309 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,210 Last night l acted like a complete tosser to prove to House 310 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,087 that women don't go out with me for my looks. 311 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:49,757 Cost me 1 00 bucks and my definition of myself. And women. 312 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,093 So date men, they're not shallow at all. 313 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,262 Everything's physical. Yes, 314 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,556 we are physical beings. Some more than others. 315 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,017 Please don't define my entire gender based on one night. 316 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,936 No. What if the patient's problem is a physical reaction, 317 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,521 not an emotional one? 318 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,733 What if her lack of arousal had nothing to do with their fight? 319 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,277 Sjogrens would inhibit her normal secretions. 320 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:17,243 CHASE: Sorry for keeping you up. l thought it better not to wait till morning. 321 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,954 Oh, it's no problem, l'm a night owl. 322 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:26,836 So you think l might have this Sjogrens because of my lack of discharge? 323 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,630 Yes. lt's lucky you wrote about that. 324 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,633 And a little crazy, you're thinking, to share that much. 325 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,180 Not crazy, unusual, to be so intimate with people you don't know. 326 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,641 But l do know them. They read my blog, l comment on theirs. 327 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,351 Just because you haven't met someone physically 328 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,811 doesn't mean you don't know them. 329 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,314 What about you? Are you in a relationship? 330 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,816 lt recently ended. 331 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,151 Oh, sorry. 332 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,820 Lie flat on your back, all the way. 333 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,409 But you saw each other every day, right? 334 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,453 How much did you tell her about what you were thinking? 335 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,039 Or did you just end up talking about where you were going to dinner 336 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,958 and who needed to do the laundry? 337 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,753 ls that what your relationship with Taylor is like? 338 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:09,962 (CHUCKLlNG) No. 339 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,465 Well, maybe a little. 340 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,176 He's great, but sometimes 341 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,679 it's easier to open up to people who aren't looking at you. 342 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,724 You need to lie flat for us to get the x-ray. 343 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,394 l'm actually not comfortable on my back. Can't we do it this way? 344 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,646 Did you strain a muscle? 345 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,855 No. 346 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,109 What's wrong? 347 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,325 l've booked our patient in for heart surgery. 348 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,662 l was doing a sialogram on her, and she didn't want to lie on her back. 349 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,540 That's a complaint you hear from people with heart valve issues. 350 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,750 lt fits. Sjogrens damaged her heart, 351 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,044 causing her clotting problems, causing her kidneys to fail. 352 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,297 You based all that on the fact that she didn't want to lie down? 353 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:57,969 That, and the cardiac echo l performed after she didn't want to lie down. 354 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,764 HOUSE: Her mitral valve is nearly gone, 355 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,558 which means she's nearly gone. 356 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,728 God, you're pretty. 357 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,488 So we can replace the mitral valve with a pig valve or with a plastic one. 358 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,490 From an actual pig? 359 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,660 lt's the better choice if you want to have children someday. 360 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,329 The plastic valve requires you to be on anticoagulants, 361 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,998 which are known to cause birth defects. 362 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,917 On the other hand, the pig valve wears out quickly, 363 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,171 so you'd need to have heart surgery again in 1 0 years. 364 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:37,258 l know that you're on the fence about having kids, but Taylor really wants them. 365 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,095 lt's in the blog. 366 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:45,600 l'm afraid you two will need to agree on that decision earlier than planned. 367 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,067 lt's your call. 368 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,445 (SlGHlNG) 369 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,572 Can you pass me my laptop? 370 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,325 Seriously? l want to get some feedback. 371 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,535 You really think that asking strangers 372 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,955 for some off-the-top-of- their-head response is gonna be helpful here? 373 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,999 A lot of your readers are into animal rights. 374 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,876 They've got you two-thirds of the way to vegan, 375 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,087 what are they gonna say about you buying your life with the life of a pig? 376 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,048 Whatever they say, l don't have to do it. 377 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,257 lt won't work out that way, 378 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,510 and we're the ones that are gonna have to live with this. 379 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,972 Please, Frankie. Don't tell them. 380 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,811 lf l start picking and choosing, l'm being dishonest. 381 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,939 l'm sorry. 382 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,956 Thanks. 383 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:08,182 Though l guess l should thank whoever taught you how to please a woman. 384 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,481 Maybe it was the forest nymphs. 385 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,365 Get my Vertigo poster back. 386 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,830 Be not afraid, it's exact change. 387 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,040 Okay. 388 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,253 (CLEARlNG THROAT) 389 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,213 Hello. 390 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,550 l'm looking to get something on House. 391 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,970 Couldn't you just ask the love-nymphs for the secret? 392 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,305 Don't. 393 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:51,976 My mission is to find something that House would not like to see made public, 394 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,686 and make it public. 395 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:55,938 ln. 396 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,691 But you know him better than anyone, why do you need my help? 397 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,943 House would never leave anything secret around the condo. 398 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:05,156 But you've worked in the same office with him, on and off, for years. 399 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:09,327 Think back. Were there ever any odd phone calls or visitors from the past? 400 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,829 He openly brings prostitutes into the hospital, 401 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,999 and he gambles with bookies because he's too lazy to go to the OTB, 402 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,876 and you're asking for. . . 403 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,045 (LAUGHS) 404 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,214 What? What? What? 405 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,717 He's reading The GoIden BowI. 406 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,385 By Henry James? 407 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:30,598 Yeah. No, he's not really reading it. 408 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,017 Okay. l don't understand. 409 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,061 That book's at least 400 pages long, 410 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,104 whatever he's reading is only half that thick. 411 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:40,441 Maybe he's reading a version with a smaller font. 412 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,694 He's not using his reading glasses. 413 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,363 That's a good point. 414 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,240 He took the cover off The GoIden BowI and put it onto this other book, 415 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,618 so no one would know what he was reading. 416 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,454 Whatever it is, he's ashamed of it. 417 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,207 Huh. 418 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:05,966 l'm going with plastic. lt just makes more sense. 419 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,010 l don't want another operation later. 420 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,137 That's not why you're doing this. 421 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,518 Look, when you were first telling me about why you love the lnternet, 422 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,312 you said that no one has to be alone again. 423 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:22,817 Whoever you are, whatever you love, you can connect with someone. 424 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,361 lf you want to recreate the Boston Tea Party, 425 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,947 while dressed as lmperial Stormtroopers, 426 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:30,991 you can find the 1 0 other people in the world that have always wanted to do that. 427 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,952 That hasn't changed. 428 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,120 But you have. 429 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,957 This thing that you do, it's not about connection anymore. 430 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,709 lt's about an audience. lt's a performance, 431 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,212 and you've got one eye on the number of hits. 432 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,799 You've turned our lives into their entertainment. 433 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,807 You're smart, you're fun to read, it's okay. 434 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,227 But don't give them this. 435 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:05,860 Or if you do, don't expect me to be here. 436 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:16,328 lt's a good cover choice. lt's not like anyone would pick it up. 437 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,372 lt's Cameron's favorite book. 438 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,915 l don't even know what it's about. 439 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,042 Don't do that to yourself. 440 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,879 What the hell? 441 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:33,429 Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No. 442 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,264 Got it. 443 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,938 "Step by Step: Sermons for Everyday Life"? 444 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:51,238 These are literal sermons, written by a minister. 445 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:54,408 "Loving thy neighbor even when thy neighbor's stereo 446 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,659 "is keeping you up at night." 447 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,827 Why would he read this? 448 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,245 Why would he hide it? 449 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,289 He reads the Bible, he reads the Koran. 450 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,626 He says he likes to know what mistakes people are making. 451 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,127 You think he's sincere? 452 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,254 You think that he's actually getting something out of this? 453 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,881 l don't know. 454 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,258 What a hypocrite. 455 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,638 How can we use this in a cruel yet funny way? 456 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,765 You know what? 457 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,269 Don't mention this to anyone. 458 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,439 So what was the point? 459 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:34,782 Are you going to be here when l wake up? 460 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,624 l hate that you don't have a blog, 461 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,501 l hate that l don't know what you're thinking. 462 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,922 Let's not get into it right now. 463 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,007 We need to get you through surgery. 464 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,220 l don't want to go in there knowing you'll stick with me through surgery 465 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,430 'cause that's what good guys do, 466 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,057 but once l'm better, you'll be gone. 467 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,017 Let's not get into it now. 468 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:04,395 (GROANlNG) 469 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,771 lt hurts. 470 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,064 TAYLOR: ls it her heart? 471 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,441 No, it's here. Here. 472 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,526 (MONlTORS BEEPlNG) 473 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,152 (SCREAMlNG) 474 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,196 Get her inside. 475 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,583 Your appendix burst. We had to remove it. 476 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:31,171 And the biopsy confirms it was full of abnormal cells consistent with lymphoma. 477 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,177 l have cancer? 478 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,179 We've postponed putting in the new valve. 479 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:42,433 So, l mean, l guess we do, what, chemo and all that stuff? 480 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:45,686 Yes, but apparently you've had this for some time. 481 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,355 When your appendix burst, it was like a dam giving way. 482 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,191 Those cells went streaming throughout your body. 483 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,194 So you're saying you'll treat, but you don't expect it to work. 484 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,864 That's why no valve. lt's pointless. 485 00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,618 Our Dean of Medicine has approved an experimental treatment. 486 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:05,456 We use your unique cancer cell signature to create a targeted lymphoma vaccine. 487 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,208 Okay. So that'll cure me? 488 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,794 Well, we're not actually sure what it'll do, 489 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,213 but the intention is to train your immune system 490 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,216 to recognize and kill cells bearing the same malignant signature, 491 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,135 while leaving healthy cells alone. 492 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:22,473 But, as Dr. Foreman says, it's experimental. 493 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:23,641 l see. 494 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,392 Without it, what kind of time are we talking about? 495 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,353 An exact prognosis is impossible. 496 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:30,731 How about a guess? Something, please. 497 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,570 Based on people in situations like yours, maybe a year. 498 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,036 Baby, whatever we have to do, we'll do. 499 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:47,873 l can take care of you. l can work from home. 500 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,505 Sounds good. Thank you for letting me know. 501 00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,342 We'll start with the treatment whenever it's ready. 502 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,768 ls she being a good soldier or is she in denial? 503 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:10,187 Denial's not unusual for a first reaction. 504 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:13,774 Or it could be a symptom. Some lymphomas affect cognition. 505 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,859 lf it is denial, she needs time to process. 506 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:19,738 lf it's a symptom, hopefully treatment with the vaccine will help. 507 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,285 Hey, Sandy. 508 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:30,582 Can l borrow your car? 509 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:36,463 She gave me the keys. 510 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,549 You're a doctor, she was doing you a favor. 511 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,968 She barely knows me. 512 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,722 l've been deluding myself that l'm actually connecting with people. 513 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:53,647 The first person l ever fell in love with turned out to be a total tool. 514 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:56,817 He came across all funny and charming and thoughtful, 515 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,152 but it was an act. 516 00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,319 He saw something he wanted 517 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,655 and he knew he had to behave a certain way to get it. 518 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:06,493 ln retrospect, the fact that l was 1 7 and he was 30 should've been a clue. 519 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,913 Figuring out who people are takes time. 520 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,667 And it takes twice as much time if they're trying to impress you. 521 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,670 Now, l could take from this that anyone who loans me their car 522 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,921 has an ulterior motive, 523 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,925 or l can accept that it's just a nice thing to do, 524 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,845 and take people as they come. 525 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,350 You wanna do the first injection? 526 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,896 (DOOR OPENlNG) 527 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,286 Why are you reading a book by a Unitarian minister? 528 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,789 Book club. Oprah was going on and on. . . 529 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:55,209 l'm serious. This is messed up. 530 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,211 A patient wrote it. No. 531 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,547 You've never treated a patient with this name, l looked it up. 532 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,424 (SlGHlNG) 533 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,802 lt's an assignment from my therapist. 534 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,094 No, it wasn't. 535 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,890 No one you respect would give you this and expect it to be helpful. 536 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:10,974 lt's a book! 537 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,434 Of sermons! 538 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,520 For anyone else, spiritually enlightening. 539 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:17,815 For you, it's practically a psychotic break. 540 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,156 l know that you have trouble, sometimes, 541 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,908 with the pain without the Vicodin. 542 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:31,328 ls that it? Are you so out of options 543 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:34,832 you're looking for answers in what you consider irrationality? 544 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,708 l'm all right. Trust me. 545 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,839 Are you all right because you're back on Vicodin? 546 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,092 l said trust me. 547 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,679 l know this means something. 548 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:51,557 You mind? l haven't finished it yet. 549 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,368 Thanks for the gift. 550 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,912 Obviously differs from my own personal beliefs, 551 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:18,292 but if these stories have helped you through some spiritual turmoil. . . 552 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,420 Read chapter six, entitled "Shut the hell up." 553 00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:23,088 l appreciated the inscription 554 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:25,841 about the benefits of prayer before medical treatments, 555 00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:28,969 and l think it's great that you have been called to witness by the Lord. 556 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,054 Chapter two, "Bite me." 557 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,310 Hi. 558 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,855 Thirteen's giving our patient her third vaccine injection. 559 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,231 She's responding well so far. 560 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,483 How did you get all these copies? lt's out of print. 561 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,904 l called the author. He's got cartons of the thing in his basement. 562 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,739 You called him? What did you say? 563 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:51,658 That l knew some people who could benefit spiritually from the book. 564 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,535 Did you mention me? 565 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:55,120 No, but. . . 566 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:56,496 (ALL PAGERS BEEPlNG) 567 00:31:58,833 --> 00:31:59,917 Fever's at 1 04. 568 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,252 The antibodies tripped her autoimmune response. 569 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,504 The vaccine is killing her. 570 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,053 Well, clearly it's not working. 571 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:12,804 You have to stop the vaccine. 572 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,474 Sure. Give up and let her die on schedule. 573 00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,643 lt's better than speeding up the schedule. 574 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,061 How quickly did this come on? 575 00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:21,939 She was all right when l woke her this afternoon for the second injection. 576 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,942 Of the stimulating agent, which added to the first injection, 577 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,110 switched her immune reaction into overdrive. 578 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,112 Why was she sleeping? 579 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:32,157 Who can sleep in a hospital, during the daytime? 580 00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,492 l'm not surprised she's tired. 581 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,035 She's always been a night owl. 582 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,496 Just by treating her, we've completely disrupted her schedule. 583 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:40,290 ls that what her blog says? She's a night owl? 584 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,416 No, she told me. 585 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:45,295 ln what tense? ls? Was? Will have been? 586 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,339 l'm not sure. 587 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:48,548 What are you onto? 588 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,093 Look at the time-stamp on this post. 589 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:53,345 2:30 a.m. Here's one at 4:00 a.m. 590 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:56,181 Whatever he's onto doesn't change the fact that she has lymphoma 591 00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:58,392 and we gave her a dangerous vaccine. We need to. . . 592 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,520 Six months ago, she's posting in the daytime. 593 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,816 Two years ago, daytime. That's her natural rhythm. 594 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,442 Day-night reversal. 595 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:08,652 Sign of liver disease? 596 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,070 HOUSE: Which doesn't fit lymphoma. 597 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,738 But we know she has lymphoma. 598 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:15,534 We know she has the cell atypia that indicates lymphoma. 599 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,245 Biopsy her liver. 600 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,546 That was pretty cool, what l did, right? 601 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,755 You wanna make out? 602 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,009 (SlGHlNG) 603 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,429 You don't have lymphoma. 604 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,514 But you said my appendix was full of cancer cells. 605 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:41,184 Your appendix was full of cells that showed a lymphocytic atypia. 606 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:45,063 We now think they were a granulomatous build-up from some unknown cause. 607 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:51,903 So l'm not dying? 608 00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:58,785 You're actually dying more quickly than we thought. 609 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:03,457 Unless we figure out what's causing your liver failure. 610 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,131 You have three or four days. 611 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,310 What the hell do you mean l have three or four days? 612 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,939 Well, we're past denial. 613 00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:58,637 Maybe we didn't cause the fever. 614 00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:02,140 We gave her the vaccine and her fever spiked, seems to me. . . 615 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,644 Yes, but it persisted after we took her off the vaccine. 616 00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,854 What if it's a new symptom? 617 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,776 Okay, so we add fever to cell atypia, 618 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,778 coagulopathy, kidney, heart, liver. . . 619 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:16,613 lt has to be an infection. THlRTEEN: But which one? 620 00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:19,032 No one she knows is sick. She hasn't travelled anywhere. 621 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,451 There's nothing in the history she gave us, nothing in her blog. 622 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,787 There has to be something unique to this infection, 623 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:26,456 something about its transmission, the way it manifests. 624 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,875 There has to be something she's not telling us. 625 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:34,172 There isn't. She's told us, and everyone else, everything. 626 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,721 Start her on broad- spectrum antibiotics. 627 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:47,352 Since we know everything, we might as well treat for everything. 628 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,537 (POP SONG PLAYlNG) 629 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:53,251 l picked up one of the copies of the book that Chase left in the lounge. 630 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,503 lf you're going to be this way, 631 00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:57,214 l'm not going to invite you to my baptism. 632 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:00,383 The first time l'd seen the real dust jacket. 633 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:03,887 The inside back flap, there's a picture of the author. 634 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:07,307 lmagine how surprised l was when l recognized him. 635 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,477 Your biological father is a minister? 636 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:15,148 Natural selection is not an infallible force. 637 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:19,653 l don't get it. 638 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,906 Okay, he was a friend of the family, 639 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,908 you'd only known him when you were a kid. 640 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,327 But if you wanted to meet him now, 641 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,830 get an idea of what he's like, why not just go talk to him? 642 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:35,001 "Hi, it's Greg. You slept with my mother." 643 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,545 You're capable of it. 644 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,131 l was mildly curious. 645 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,384 Enough to read a book, not enough to make a phone call. 646 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:46,805 Please. You didn't read this, you studied it. Why? 647 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:50,392 All your life you've thought this was crap. 648 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,353 You can't suddenly turn around 649 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,731 and build a whole new world-view based on crap. 650 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,192 Crap. 651 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:05,991 You better not be faking this just to get out of a tough conversation. 652 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,706 Do you poop? 653 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:19,879 Come on. Everybody poops. l read the book in medical school. 654 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:22,299 Sinkers or floaters? 655 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,550 This is the Wizard. 656 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,720 Greasy and soft, or hard and pellet-like? 657 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:38,273 Floaters and the first one. 658 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,236 You just had to be so swoft. 659 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:47,073 You're a hypocrite, no lies, no secrets, 660 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,742 but everything stops at your colon. 661 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:51,786 Four thousand pages, not one word about BMs. 662 00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:53,288 And l bet yours don't smell at all. 663 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,415 Nobody wants to hear about that stuff. HOUSE: Readers don't. 664 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,834 People who don't really care about you don't, but doctors might. 665 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:00,128 The icky stuff changed, right? A few months ago. 666 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,463 Well, l became a vegetarian. 667 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:04,132 A lot of people misunderstand how a vegetarian diet works. 668 00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:07,969 You take in less unusable material, and your waste gets more efficient, 669 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,222 harder and rounder. Just look at the feces of rabbits. 670 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,600 Seriously, l think l might have some. THlRTEEN: Malabsorption. 671 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,061 Her system's not retaining the necessary nutrients. 672 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,521 A Gl infection that causes malabsorption, 673 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,315 granulamatous build-up of cells. 674 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,734 lt's not contagious, 'cause no one around her got sick. 675 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,986 BOTH: Whipple's Disease. 676 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:29,282 Let's split the credit. Start her on cotrimoxazole. 677 00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,660 We all need some secrets. 678 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:36,581 So long as they don't kill us, they keep us safe and warm. 679 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:41,628 l'm. . . 680 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,840 l'm gonna be okay? 681 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,384 You'll still need a new heart valve, 682 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:52,013 and you'll be on meds for a few years, but basically, yeah, your odds are good. 683 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,479 (SlGHlNG) 684 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,823 Thank God. 685 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:17,205 l think l wanna go with the pig valve. 686 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,835 (POP SONG PLAYlNG) 687 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,138 l know you'll go crazy if you don't tell people. 688 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,515 Thank God you're an enabler. 689 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,399 Do you think people can actually know each other better 690 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,109 on the lnternet than face-to-face? 691 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,570 Faces can be distracting, 692 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:52,073 but there's nothing better than looking into someone's eyes 693 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:53,783 and everything that goes with that. 694 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:58,663 l don't know. People meet, they like something superficial, 695 00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:01,332 and then they fill in the blanks with whatever they want to believe. 696 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,959 Why are you so hung up on this? 697 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:06,629 l refuse to believe it's all because you just noticed you have a nice face. 698 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,298 l mean, you just came off a relationship, 699 00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:11,759 you know things go deeper than. . . 700 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:17,140 ls that what this is about? You and Cameron? 701 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:21,728 l was the one that pursued her. 702 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,482 Maybe l was just filling in the blanks, maybe. . . 703 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,233 (SlGHlNG) 704 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,693 Maybe her first reaction was right. 705 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:31,154 We were just two people who were in proximity 706 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:33,364 and found each other attractive, and l never should have. . . 707 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:37,619 Paranoia. You felt something real. So did she. 708 00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:40,413 Don't try to take it back now. 709 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,584 Can l borrow your car? 710 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,086 No. 711 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,389 Why would it make more sense for you to read your father's book 712 00:41:58,474 --> 00:41:59,682 than to go talk with him? 713 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:02,602 Can you write a book, so l can stop talking to you? 714 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,020 (ELEVATOR DlNGS) 715 00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:12,487 You weren't looking for some big catharsis, 716 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:13,905 you didn't want to hug the guy. 717 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:17,367 You just wanted to know how his head works, how he thinks. 718 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:19,994 Because l'm fascinated with how ministers think. 719 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,996 Because you're not ordinary, House. 720 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,957 You're way out there on the fringe somewhere. 721 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:27,293 l'm your best friend, and half the time l don't understand you. 722 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:30,630 You're alone, you've been alone your whole life. 723 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:35,885 When you read that book you were hoping that somewhere, 724 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:39,722 underneath all that talk of God, there would be a way of thinking, 725 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,766 a mind that you could recognize. 726 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,060 You wanted what we all want. 727 00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:46,729 The power to transform into any water-based object? 728 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:50,900 To look across the gulf and know there's someone else like you. 729 00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:55,822 At least tell me this, did you find something there? 730 00:42:57,157 --> 00:42:59,325 Underneath the God stuff, 731 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,661 more God stuff. 732 00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:09,836 Get maintenance to take that down.