1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,421 (DlSTANT GUNFlRE) 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,382 (WATER TRlCKLlNG) 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,511 (ELECTRlClTY CRACKLlNG) 4 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,944 l guess everybody else is dead. 5 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,363 Which means we're totally outnumbered. 6 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,241 We gotta make up for that in pure firepower. 7 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,410 You want to raid the feeding area, don't you? 8 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:37,953 Two boxes of grenades in there. 9 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,497 lt's our only chance at getting out. 10 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,625 Vince, that place is a deathtrap. 11 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,545 Lucky for you l've got the megablaster. 12 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,505 (CHARGlNG) 13 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,175 Lee, you go right, Roy, straight down the middle. 14 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:53,135 l'll cover you both. 15 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,310 One, two, three. 16 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,854 (ALARM BLARlNG) 17 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,773 (SHRlEKlNG) 18 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,110 ROY: Where's that cover fire? 19 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:14,031 Megablaster, dude, megablaster! 20 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:19,703 (GROANS) 21 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,788 What the hell? 22 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,665 Got it. Vince, where are you? 23 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,044 (GROANlNG) l can't get them off of me. 24 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,549 LEE: Vince, you d-bag, where are you? 25 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,261 Damn it! Damn it! 26 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,514 LEE: Damn it, Vince. 27 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:40,182 (EXCLAlMS lN DlSAPPOlNTMENT) 28 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:42,768 That blood look funny to you? 29 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:45,395 Still working on it. The code's a little janky. 30 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,149 Hey, boss, you just like watching us get our asses shredded? 31 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,526 Yeah, not that you're not hilarious, 32 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,737 but we hit the shelves in three months. 33 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,032 Vince? 34 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,036 Vince, what's wrong? 35 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,749 My hands, they're on fire. 36 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,083 Your NCV test was normal. Rules out carpal tunnel. 37 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,836 No evidence of trauma, your blood work looks normal. 38 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,921 Then what is it? l don't know. 39 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,631 l'll arrange to have you transferred to a neurologist. 40 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,467 A neurologist? Don't you have some famous diagnostics guy? 41 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,594 What's he doing? 42 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,929 l quit. 43 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,189 You can't quit. 44 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,191 l think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal. 45 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,275 House, are you okay? 46 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,028 Yeah. And l want to stay that way. 47 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,362 l talked it over with my therapist. 48 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,489 l need to change my environment, my habits. 49 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,450 But he cleared you to get your license back. 50 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,119 Which will help immensely with my new job in research. 51 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,831 l've sent out some resumes. Research means no patients, less pressure. 52 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,376 But you just got out, have you had enough time to think this through? 53 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,170 (SlGHS) 54 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:35,964 l'm sorry. 55 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,551 l know this will affect both of you, 56 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,638 and Thirteen, and the one with the nose. 57 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,935 But l just can't risk coming back here. 58 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,316 Okay. 59 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,369 That was surprising. 60 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,669 l want to run the department. 61 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,589 You consider waiting until House clears the lobby 62 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,383 before you start angling for his job? 63 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,968 He's not dead or sentimental, 64 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,302 and somebody needs to do it. 65 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,054 Not necessarily. 66 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,598 Departments of diagnostic medicine don't exist. 67 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,268 The only reason we have one is because of House. 68 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,604 You reassigned us, kept us on payroll for three months, 69 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,855 you might as well give me a chance. 70 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,065 You're a great doctor, 71 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:39,528 l want you to stay on in Neuro, but House was a genius. 72 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:43,240 House was an egotistical, pill-popping, lawsuit magnet. 73 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,617 And a genius. 74 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,788 And l worked with him longer than anybody else. l can do this. 75 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,671 You get one shot. 76 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,135 What's House gonna do? 77 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,928 FOREMAN: No idea, but he's gone, 78 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,222 so how about we focus on the medicine? 79 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,558 What? 80 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,518 You're the boss, it's kind of sexy. 81 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,895 Here l thought it was just the pants. 82 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,439 Diabetic neuropathy? 83 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,733 HbA1 c looks fine. 84 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,277 Could be hypothyroidism. 85 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,154 No fatigue or weight gain. 86 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,072 What about complex regional pain syndrome? 87 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,907 That's a good idea. Let's run with it. 88 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,035 Look at that. No House, the job still gets done. 89 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,286 And yet, something's missing. 90 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,997 l'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish. 91 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,165 That's it. 92 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:36,752 Treat for CRPS. Prep the patient for spinal stimulation. 93 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,506 VlNCE: l don't buy it. 94 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,008 CRPS isn't that well understood, but. . . 95 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,844 l think it's mercury poisoning. l eat a ton of sushi. 96 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,304 And you're currently getting mixed reviews 97 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:50,974 in Speed the PIow on Broadway? Google it. 98 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,309 lt's pretty hard to consume enough fish 99 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,727 to give yourself mercury poisoning, 100 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,854 and it doesn't usually present solely with pain. 101 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:59,024 But it can. Check out the AtIantic MedicaI JournaI. 102 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,609 This guy came in with burning pain 103 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:04,071 caused by Erythromelalgia 104 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,280 caused by mercury poisoning. 105 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,990 Who needs actual doctors when you've got the lnternet? 106 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,700 No offense, but doctors make mistakes. 107 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,535 Medical errors are up 30% this year. 108 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,454 You should check the rate of patient error. 109 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,580 (LAUGHS) 110 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,457 There's a ton of information out there. 111 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,085 Why wouldn't l educate myself, be my own advocate? 112 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,711 CRPS came up in my search, too, 113 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,463 but l've never had any skin discoloration, 114 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,673 and my pain is sporadic, not constant. 115 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,803 lt's gotta be worth one lousy blood test. 116 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,256 You know how House feels 117 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,674 about people touching his ball. 118 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,342 No, Chase refuses to tell me. 119 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,427 (CHUCKLlNG) 120 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,263 Right, my husband's gay. Witty. 121 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,931 l hear you're taking over for House. 122 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,017 You're gonna be great. Congratulations. 123 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:17,727 Not permanent. 124 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,647 Yet. Taub and Thirteen cool with it? 125 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,858 He's older than you. She's seen you naked. 126 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,110 Not like we haven't been working together for two years now. 127 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:28,238 Working with is different than working for. 128 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,950 You saw House, how was he? 129 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:35,036 He was good. 130 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,748 He was honest, took responsibility. lt was kind of weird. 131 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,041 (LAUGHlNG) 132 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,712 ls Thirteen around? l need her to sign off on her ER transfer. 133 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,298 She and Taub are doing a spinal stimulation. 134 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:47,507 No, they're not. 135 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,926 l just dropped a patient in the cath suite, 136 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,512 and your guys were not in there. 137 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,810 You know, usually, spinal stimulation 138 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,395 is done with the patient in the room. 139 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,522 He asked us to test his blood for mercury. 140 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,357 lt's unlikely, but not impossible. 141 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,692 lt's also not what we agreed on. 142 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,486 Testing doesn't hurt, and it only takes 20 minutes. 143 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,653 l figured it didn't matter. 144 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,281 l'm thinking l should decide when it matters. 145 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:14,159 TAUB: lf you're done marking your territory. . . 146 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:18,997 Test results. Surprise, surprise, Marcus Webly was wrong. 147 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,708 l'll handle this. 148 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:28,089 You expected not to have mixed feelings? 149 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,633 (SlGHS) 150 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:31,885 l know it's the right call. 151 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:36,181 l just don't know what to do with my time, and my leg. 152 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,183 Pain's flared up since l left Mayfield. 153 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,102 lbuprofen's barely putting a dent in it. 154 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,938 You need a hobby. 155 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,398 Right. Doctors the world over treat chronic pain 156 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,983 with collections of Hummel figurines. 157 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,985 No, l didn't say you need a lame hobby. 158 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,822 You need something to keep you engaged, connected to other people. 159 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,783 You already made me get a roommate. 160 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,034 Wilson's got one bedroom. 161 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:59,162 l don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping. 162 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,249 Okay. So what does Wilson like to do? 163 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:09,506 Vince, l'm Dr. Foreman, Head of Diagnostics. 164 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,841 So you must be the genius's replacement. 165 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,636 l prefer to think of myself as Genius 2.0. 166 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,304 Your blood test ruled out mercury poisoning. 167 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,139 What was my mercury level? Two-point-eight. 168 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,307 That means for every deciliter of blood. . . 169 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,726 l know what it means. l also know it's above normal. 170 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,895 l want mercury chelation. 171 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,231 Your level isn't elevated enough to produce your symptoms. 172 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,359 You can't know that until we de-elevate it and see if my pain improves. 173 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:30,902 lt's a judgment call. 174 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,238 Based on 1 0 years of medical training? 175 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,032 l think you have CRPS. l want to try spinal stimulation. 176 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:41,162 So, basically, you want to shove a needle in my spine based on a glorified hunch. 177 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,331 l'll stick with the chelation. 178 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,837 lf you don't want to get better, l think we're done. 179 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,214 What do you mean "done"? 180 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,258 You're not interested in my medical opinion. 181 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,759 l'll move on to my next patient, 182 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,927 you'll move on to a doctor 183 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,721 willing to run all the unnecessary tests 184 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:01,683 and procedures you want. Or you can stick around and be cured. 185 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,353 Makes no difference to me. 186 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,691 l'm glad you changed your mind. 187 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,276 Don't know about that. 188 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,154 Dr. Foreman basically strong-armed me. 189 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,989 Which is impressive. 190 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,325 Stimulating at 1 00 hertz. 191 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:21,911 Guess you found him a little more persuasive than the two of us. 192 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,788 Probably the pants. 193 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,457 He reminds me of me. 194 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,126 ls it supposed to hurt? 195 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,461 Not if we're in correctly. 196 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,338 ls it your hands? Your back? 197 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,964 No, my chest. 198 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,090 (DEVlCE BEEPlNG) 199 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,967 Can't breathe. 200 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,719 Heart rate's 1 40, climbing. 201 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,471 You need to hold still. 202 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,598 What did you do? 203 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,308 (GASPlNG) 204 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,851 Deep breaths. 205 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,728 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY) 206 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,689 His lungs are filling with fluid. 207 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,445 Analysis of the fluid from Vince's lungs shows the lung problem 208 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,821 is really a heart problem. 209 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,865 He's got a thickened left ventricle. 210 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,533 When his heart sped up during the procedure, 211 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,120 it jacked up the pressure in his lungs, causing pulmonary edema. 212 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,373 Good thing l talked the patient into spinal stimulation. 213 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,458 lt did lead us to discovering a new symptom, 214 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,293 and proved he was wrong about mercury poisoning. 215 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,795 We lucked into that discovery, 216 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,089 and we were wrong about CRPS. 217 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,592 Ventricular thickening plus neuropathy could equal Lyme disease. 218 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,885 Not without joint pain. 219 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,929 When's his new game coming out? 220 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,013 Couple of months. 221 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,181 He's probably working non-stop. 222 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,141 Might be using more than coffee to power through. 223 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,018 Cocaine use explains his symptoms. 224 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,853 So we search his office for drugs. 225 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,272 No. We're gonna ask him. 226 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,114 ln a lot of ways, cooking is like music. 227 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,784 Different elements combine to make a symphony. 228 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,286 Difference is that Beethoven's Fifth 229 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,539 isn't going to be poop tomorrow. 230 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,040 What was my one condition 231 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,126 for allowing you to tag along? 232 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,794 Try not to be a jerk. 233 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,088 l'm trying. l'm just failing. 234 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,883 Roll your meatballs and keep an open mind. 235 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,557 How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now? 236 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,267 They're smoking. 237 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,853 Your balls. 238 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,229 Oh. 239 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,523 No, no. They're browning way too fast. 240 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,191 Blue's the color you gotta watch out for. 241 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,818 Enough. 242 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,738 God, they're. . . They're still raw inside. 243 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,823 By the time they're cooked through, the outside will be burnt. 244 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,909 l think there's a medicated powder for that. 245 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,748 Although, vinegar could work. 246 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,084 My old chem prof talked about 247 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,335 theoretically you shouldn't trust 248 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,421 the results of a hemoglobin A1 C test 249 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,882 on a chronically acidotic patient. 250 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,092 The acid in the blood slows the reaction 251 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,220 between the hemoglobin protein and blood sugar. 252 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,222 Browning meat is the same chemical process, 253 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:50,018 which means it should also be slowed by acid. 254 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,103 That actually makes sense. 255 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,732 You might have saved my balls. 256 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,484 That's the spirit! 257 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,446 Obviously the procedure didn't go as planned. 258 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,822 The heart problem was unforeseeable, 259 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,449 but l still feel responsible. 260 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,533 l'm sorry. 261 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,785 Okay. 262 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,537 How long have you guys been doing it? 263 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,749 l think it's best if we kept things professional. 264 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,958 Tough to do, now that l've seen 265 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,627 you rock a leopard-print bikini. 266 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,962 Congrats, by the way. Up top. 267 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,715 You hacked my profile page? 268 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,675 Your treatment nearly gave me a heart attack. 269 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,220 Figured l'd check if you had the credentials to go with the cojones, 270 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,387 one search led to another. 271 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,597 ls there a shot of just her? 272 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,890 l'm thinking screensaver. 273 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,642 We need to know if you've been using cocaine. 274 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,769 Nope. Dude, you just block everybody 275 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,145 or do you really only have three friends? 276 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,855 We need you to be straight with us. 277 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,399 We need to be able to trust you. 278 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:42,028 l cleaned up my act 1 2 years ago, 279 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,947 after my college roommate OD'd. 280 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,202 Okay. 281 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,335 Search his office. 282 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,419 You think he was lying? 283 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,046 No, but l'm not sure. 284 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,130 lt was worth asking. 285 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,674 lf he'd said yes, it would've saved us a trip. 286 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,425 But he didn't. 287 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,512 You have to forget about him. 288 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,639 The patient? House. 289 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,224 First you try acting like him, 290 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,351 that doesn't work, so then you try the opposite. 291 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,563 Now you're mad because you have to use his move. 292 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,065 l feel like Tom Brady's backup. 293 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,860 Tom Brady's backup now makes $1 0 million. 294 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,280 Stop comparing. You can do this by being you. 295 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,409 We should still check out his office, talk to his co-workers. 296 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,493 l'll get Taub. 297 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,578 And 298 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,955 thanks. 299 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,875 Oh. And dinner tonight at 7:00. 300 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,001 Can we make it 8:00? 301 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,128 Already made a reservation for 7:00. 302 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,426 Hi. 303 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,677 l'm making gnocchi. 304 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,143 Oh, l didn't mean to intrude, l just. . . 305 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,770 Cecile's in my cooking class. 306 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,938 She doesn't speak English. 307 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,276 (SPEAKlNG MANDARlN) 308 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,531 You bake the potatoes instead of boiling. 309 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,701 Less moisture, fewer gluten bonds, lighter gnocchi. 310 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:12,911 You seem good. 311 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,120 Feeling better. 312 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,080 (CONTlNUES SPEAKlNG MANDARlN) 313 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,086 House. 314 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,005 l need to talk to you about your leaving the hospital. 315 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,633 l do love a good groveling, but my decision is final. 316 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,886 That's fine, as long as l'm not the reason for it. 317 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,596 l know that sounds completely narcissistic. 318 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,264 Yeah. 319 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:39,062 But it's not. We flirted, we kissed, l fondled. 320 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,105 l hallucinated a night with you 321 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,650 and yelled it from a hospital balcony. 322 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,652 You're not a narcissist. 323 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,196 So what am l? 324 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,405 Not the reason l'm leaving. 325 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,453 House. 326 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,957 l'm gonna miss you. 327 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,586 Lady, either kiss him or leave. We got work to do. 328 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,881 You just couldn't keep your trap shut. 329 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,091 Make the damn gnocchi. 330 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,217 Bye. 331 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,476 TAUB: l guess you're not in a hurry 332 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,186 to get back to the office. 333 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,312 THlRTEEN: And you are? 334 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,772 (SHRlEKlNG) 335 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,066 (GUN FlRlNG) 336 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,946 l'm not trying to avoid my boyfriend. 337 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,740 l'm a lizard, not an idiot. 338 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,325 You've been in a crappy mood 339 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,493 since we got in the car. 340 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:38,121 And you're completely okay with being ordered around by someone 341 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,290 who 24 hours ago was basically your equal? 342 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,085 Unlike you, l didn't expect anything different. 343 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,754 The work part l can get used to. 344 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,633 He didn't ask me to go to dinner, he told me we were going. 345 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,344 He's never done that before. 346 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,472 So even the score. Go home tonight, 347 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,224 put on some heels and break him like a pony. 348 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,602 You'll feel much better. What? 349 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,191 That's one big-ass bird. 350 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,318 (SHRlEKlNG) 351 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,118 Wow. That's kind of amazing, 352 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,370 the way the wings move, it's so real. 353 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,289 Get them off me! 354 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,042 l know what's wrong with the patient. 355 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,002 l'm going to call Foreman. 356 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,464 A little help. 357 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,216 Your partner said you studied birds 358 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,634 to improve the game animation. 359 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,762 Did you touch them? Can't dissect without touching. 360 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,180 lt's the best way to understand the anatomy. 361 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,391 lt's also a good way to contract an infection called psittacosis. 362 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,061 We spoke to Dr. Foreman, he wants to start you on antibiotics. 363 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:47,398 Does that infection cause problems in the joystick area? 364 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,900 Kind of stuck in play mode. 365 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,819 Yes, we get it. She's very, very pretty. 366 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,697 lt's not her. l mean, it was, 367 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,949 when she was here with her boyfriend three hours ago. 368 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,994 You've had an erection for three hours? 369 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,663 At first, it was just embarrassing, 370 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,207 but now it's really starting to hurt. 371 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,458 Will the antibiotics help? 372 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,628 l'm afraid not. This isn't psittacosis. 373 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,383 TAUB: His erection persisted even with medication. 374 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,885 We had to put in a surgical shunt 375 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,178 just to drain the blood. 376 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,556 You missed dinner. And a shunt doesn't require both of you. 377 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,310 l'm dedicated. So, the holy trinity, heart, hands, hose. 378 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,436 TAUB: Could be Guillain-Barré. 379 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,147 Not with normal nerve conduction. 380 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,565 Thrombocytosis. 381 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,400 His platelet count isn't that high. 382 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,652 Brain tumor makes more sense. 383 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,195 (TAUB CHUCKLlNG) 384 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:39,700 l'm sorry, l just realized. Joint pain and joint pain. 385 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:41,953 Honest, l wasn't laughing 386 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,164 because of the obvious tension between the two of you. 387 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,833 (CLEARS THROAT) 388 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,252 Erection points to a circulatory problem. l'm with Foreman. 389 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,753 lt is possible for a brain tumor to cause. . . 390 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,090 We're going with thrombocytosis. 391 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,758 Okay. 392 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,596 You're mad l didn't ask you to dinner? 393 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,056 How long have we been dating? 394 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,266 lt felt like an order. 395 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,350 Your tone of voice was. . . 396 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,434 My tone? 397 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,519 l'm under a little pressure right now. 398 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,645 How about giving me a break? 399 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,397 Look, this is tough for both of us, 400 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,357 except l haven't just gotten a promotion. 401 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,276 So, now you're jealous? 402 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,236 No. l'm just saying don't complain 403 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,822 about the burdens of command to your employees. 404 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,575 l was complaining to my girlfriend. 405 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,910 Who are those guys? 406 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,871 l have no idea. 407 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,752 Meet the competition. 408 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,172 Steve Paulson, Neurology, St. Mark's. 409 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,256 Nice to meet you. 410 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,340 You called another doctor? 411 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,302 Lots of other doctors. l posted my symptoms on the lnternet. 412 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,512 You guys are 0-for-2. l thought l'd look for some backup. 413 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,223 l can cure all your symptoms with my papaya toxin cleanse. 414 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,642 Month's supply, $395. 415 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,020 Okay, that guy's an idiot. That doesn't mean they all are. 416 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,564 Neither one of you have privileges at this hospital, 417 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,108 please leave. Now. 418 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,737 DR. PAULSON: Dr. Foreman, sorry for the intrusion, 419 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,448 but l notice you haven't done a head MRl yet. 420 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,532 Because he doesn't need one. 421 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,201 l'm pretty sure he's got a brain tumor. 422 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,412 We considered that and concluded thrombocytosis is more likely. 423 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,955 l'm starting him on hydroxyurea. 424 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,666 His platelets don't seem anywhere near high enough. 425 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,751 lf you took an image, l'm sure. . . 426 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,586 There are no signs of increased lCP. 427 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,630 l'm not delaying treatment. Looks like we need a tiebreaker. 428 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,965 Dr. Hadley, what do you think? 429 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,178 l think both theories have merit. 430 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:26,224 So, brain tumor, otherwise you'd back your boss/boyfriend. 431 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,892 l want an MRl. 432 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,396 Fine. l'll set it up. 433 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,449 Great, you're up. l need a taster. 434 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,787 Ragú with pork sausage, beef thigh, no cream. 435 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,125 lt's a little early. 436 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,968 Did you even go to bed last night? 437 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,761 Bed is for sissies. 438 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,430 Unless you're having sex, in which case. . . 439 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,266 No, bed is still for sissies. 440 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,269 Doesn't this seem a little bit obsessive? 441 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,479 You should have been here when l was butchering the ox. 442 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,772 What do you expect? l'm an addict, 443 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:15,940 l turn everything up to 1 1 . 444 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,526 Yeah, l thought you were trying to tone that down. 445 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,987 No, l'm just trying to find something l can set at 1 1 446 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,571 without blowing out my eardrums. 447 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,490 Star anise with the caramelized onions, 448 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,702 the sulfur compounds bring out the meat flavor. 449 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,332 l couldn't sleep because of my leg. 450 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:37,420 lt was either make ragù or go out on the street looking to score. 451 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,636 Good choice. So, so good. 452 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,646 He asked me a question, l answered. 453 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,148 You told me to make my own decisions, 454 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,607 l do, and you stab me in the back. 455 00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,984 l didn't even say what l really thought. 456 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,320 l hedged, and l don't like that l hedged. 457 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,487 lf l have a legitimate opinion. . . 458 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,364 You express it in private. 459 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,908 ln public, the team opinion is your opinion. 460 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,786 Except the team opinion is your opinion. 461 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,747 That's my job. And what's mine? 462 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,541 To lie when l'm asked a direct question? 463 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,294 You would have done it for House. 464 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,254 Maybe you just don't want me to succeed. 465 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,548 Maybe you just want to kick me again 466 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,592 for not asking you to dinner. 467 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,511 At least when House was being an unbelievable jerk, 468 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,347 l could talk to my boyfriend about it. 469 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:33,059 l may be a jerk, but you're wrong. MRl is clean. 470 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,562 Treat for thrombocytosis. 471 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,780 You're early. 472 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,282 For what? 473 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,410 l knew you'd show up here complaining about Foreman. 474 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,288 l thought you'd hold out for another week at least. 475 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,415 l showed up to ask if you've seen thromobocytosis 476 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,583 with a platelet count under. . . 477 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,628 l went crazy, not stupid. 478 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,964 l leave, Foreman embraces his inner Mugabe. 479 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:05,883 What's that? 480 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:08,177 Embryonali. Unhatched chicken egg. 481 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:12,723 l'm going to suck out some of the yolk and replace it with ragù. 482 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,351 By the way, you can tell the other lepers 483 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,894 that their absence has been noted. 484 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,104 Cameron didn't come by? 485 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,315 Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown up. 486 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:25,403 Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems. 487 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,655 lt's not a problem, it's. . . 488 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,201 Okay, it's a problem. 489 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:36,622 l mean, l get it, the patient's a nightmare. He posted his case online. 490 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,458 You know Foreman, you know the situation. 491 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,627 How can l get him to tone it down? 492 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,254 Stop being a coward, for one thing. 493 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,588 He's the one who's afraid of failure. 494 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,174 ln a job that no one before me has ever done. 495 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,260 His fears are justified. 496 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,429 You're just afraid of giving him control over you. 497 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,555 Which might work at home, 498 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,765 but makes it almost impossible for him to do his job. 499 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,767 Pass me those crackers. 500 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:00,229 You're saying this is all my fault? 501 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,690 l'm saying 502 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,818 that you would be happier if you learned when it's okay to give in. 503 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,113 What? 504 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,867 You just suggested that l give in so that l could be happy. 505 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,035 What did they do to you in there? 506 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,328 Taste this. 507 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,550 Oh, my God. 508 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,848 This might be the best thing l've ever eaten. 509 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:40,102 And, yes, l'm including what you're thinking of now. 510 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,188 You're an amazing cook! 511 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,732 l know. 512 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,403 And yet, my leg hurts. 513 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:52,907 Fire her. 514 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:53,991 (SCOFFS) l'm not gonna fire her. 515 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:55,117 Then stop being such a wuss. 516 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,327 l am not being a wuss. 517 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,496 Challenging you is part of her job. 518 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,331 But when she does it, you take it personally. 519 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,957 So you're saying this is my fault. 520 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,042 (LlFT BELL DlNGlNG) 521 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,503 l was trying to bury it a little, but, yeah. 522 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,339 You gotta eliminate either the challenge or the reaction. 523 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,716 Or we could stick with my original plan. 524 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,052 We get drunk and talk about how girls are lame. 525 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:14,178 (LAUGHS) 526 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:17,431 Yeah, this problem will go away on its own. 527 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,102 (TELEVlSlON CHATTERlNG) 528 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,609 lt's 8:00 in the morning. 529 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,860 Coffee ice cream. 530 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:33,614 No frittata, no bombolini? 531 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,241 Started thinking about what you said, 532 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,869 about me obsessing. Started obsessing about obsessing, 533 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,079 decided to take a day off. 534 00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:42,456 You were enjoying cooking. 535 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,209 How like a man to think that l enjoy 536 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,877 slaving over a hot stove all day 537 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,546 while you're off banging secretaries. 538 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,881 You said it was keeping your mind off the pain. 539 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,635 That was before l discovered The Biggest Loser marathon on cable. 540 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,471 l like to pretend they can see me eating. 541 00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,932 And your leg? 542 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,141 lt's fine. 543 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,773 My leg's killing me. 544 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,234 Cooking helped for a while, 545 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,819 then l guess l got bored. 546 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,404 My leg started hurting again. 547 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,906 Then l got worried, and that made the pain worse. 548 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,783 What are you worried about? 549 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:19,743 That nothing's gonna help. 550 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,788 That l end up in the Very Dark Place. 551 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:28,586 l'm fine, l'm just not happy. 552 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,254 l didn't let you out because you were happy. 553 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:31,505 l let you out because l believe 554 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,591 you have the skills to cope with that. 555 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,052 You tried one thing, it didn't work, so move on. 556 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,638 Write, play chess. . . 557 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,764 What if nothing works? 558 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,516 What if nothing gives me more than a few days 559 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,727 before my brain starts looking for the next fix, 560 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:47,813 before my leg feels like someone's shoving nails into it. 561 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,940 What do l do then? 562 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:53,360 lf nothing in the world can hold your interest, 563 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,447 we'll deal with that when we get to it. 564 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,867 But you have to trust me, and you have to be patient. 565 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:07,166 l brought you a donut. 566 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,044 The florist was closed. 567 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,380 l'll get a vase and put it in water. 568 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,929 You know l'm sorry, right? 569 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,306 l'm sorry, too. 570 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,559 Do you think 571 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,563 we could start over? 572 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:32,399 That's a fantastic idea. 573 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,572 We're gonna be late. 574 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,740 Your boss won't mind. 575 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,241 (LAUGHlNG) 576 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,244 (PAGER BEEPlNG) 577 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:46,705 No way. 578 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,085 His lymph nodes blew up. 579 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,586 He's been treated for thrombocytosis, 580 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,962 but there's been no change. 581 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,047 FOREMAN: l was wrong. 582 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,507 God, you are a genius. 583 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,092 l'm adding this to my list of symptoms. 584 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,176 That didn't work last time. 585 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,844 Because l didn't think big enough. 586 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,430 Now l'm offering a $25,000 reward. 587 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,393 (DOOR OPENS) 588 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,370 (CLlCKlNG SWlTCH ON AND OFF) 589 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:55,899 (PHONES RlNGlNG) 590 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,068 Steroids reduced his facial swelling. 591 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,195 Swollen lymph nodes rule out thrombocytosis. 592 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,239 How did so many people get my personal e-mail? 593 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:04,032 The lnternet is a magical place. 594 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,325 (RlNGlNG) 595 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,411 Lymph enlargement makes me think polyarteritis. 596 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:08,537 (STOPS RlNGlNG) 597 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,080 You were saying? 598 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,206 (SlGHS) 599 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:14,168 No point in treating the symptom and not the disease. 600 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,422 Your stunt generated quite a few responses. 601 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,923 Let's take a look. l'm way ahead of you. 602 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,342 Paraneoplastic syndrome secondary to spinal tumor. 603 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,387 No. No hypercalcemia, no muscle spasms or incontinence. 604 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,681 You are possessed by the Biblical demon Legion. 605 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,767 No. No jumping off a cliff in a herd of pigs. 606 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,059 Otherwise, it did fit. 607 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,102 Graves' disease. 608 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,771 No. Thyroid levels are normal. 609 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,147 You want us to spend next few days 610 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,523 shooting down every theory in the world, 611 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,609 or can we do our jobs and come up with one that works? 612 00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:41,445 l want you to test me for amyloidosis. 613 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:42,780 ls that your professional opinion? 614 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,156 lt's the wisdom of crowds. 615 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,783 Studies show that collective decision 616 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,786 of a group can be more accurate than any individual's decision. 617 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,538 l went through my e-mails, amyloidosis got the most votes. 618 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,081 lf you had amyloidosis, 619 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,083 there'd be speckling on your cardiac ultrasound. 620 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,211 ln 1 00% of cases? 621 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,964 Fine. l'll make you a deal. 622 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,425 We do a kidney biopsy to test for amyloidosis. 623 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:04,551 When it comes back negative, 624 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,805 you pull your case off of the lnternet and retract the reward. 625 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,599 lt's either that or l don't test you at all. 626 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,060 Deal. 627 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,114 lf you wanted a quickie, you should have called ahead. 628 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,741 l'm a mess. 629 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:30,494 l came home for lunch. 630 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,579 You have lunch with Cuddy on Tuesdays. 631 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,331 She was busy. 632 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,041 And you're checking up on me. 633 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,922 You know, you can talk to me. . . ls that my laundry? 634 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:44,716 You were running out of socks for me to borrow. 635 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,594 We have plenty of underwear, though. 636 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,888 l'm fine. 637 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,181 You said that this morning. 638 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,809 And consistency proves what? 639 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:57,604 Really, l'm good. l'll put these in your room. 640 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:03,944 (SlNGlNG) You aIways hurt the one you love 641 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:16,290 Biopsy showed deposits in the renal endothelium consistent with amyloidosis. 642 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,960 The lnternet was right. Start him on dexamethasone. 643 00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,295 Already done. 644 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:25,340 This may not be the best time for this, but l quit. 645 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,970 l got an offer to join a friend's surgical practice. 646 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,055 You don't generally get an offer 647 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,557 unless you're looking for one. 648 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:36,685 l put out some feelers when l found out House wasn't coming back. 649 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:38,478 l lobbied to keep the department open 650 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,731 so you could keep your job. 651 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:44,443 Yes, that was incredibly altruistic of you. 652 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:52,159 lt's nothing personal. Actually, l think you're doing pretty well. 653 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,747 But l came here to work with House. 654 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,591 He's a jerk. We'll be fine without him. 655 00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,801 Do you know how many resumes we get every day 656 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,428 without even asking? 657 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:14,264 Might be a few less after Cuddy shuts us down. 658 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,643 The case got solved under your watch, 659 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,603 does it really matter how it happened? 660 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,148 lt matters. 661 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:29,404 What if l'm just not ready for this job? 662 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,201 Okay, you're sad. 663 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:36,828 l could tell you the story about me 664 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,706 and my roommate at Sarah Lawrence. 665 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:41,708 Okay. 666 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:49,800 Her name was Lindsey, and she was a cheerleader from lowa. 667 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,263 l broke my toilet this morning. 668 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,517 l'll get my tools. 669 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:02,479 l blocked the intake valve so l could collect some of House's urine. 670 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,648 Cuddy, he was barely limping. 671 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:05,774 What did the lab say? 672 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,442 The urine was clean for Vicodin. 673 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:10,988 lt did however contain strange epithelial cells. 674 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:14,825 Further analysis showed they were from a Labrador Retriever. 675 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,036 Damn. 676 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,914 He's using. 677 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,101 (PANTlNG) 678 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:51,778 (SQUEAKlNG) 679 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,631 (SHRlEKlNG) 680 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:12,966 (GASPS) 681 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,513 Vince, Vince. Vince, relax. 682 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:00,764 (DlSTORTED VOlCE) lt's Dr. Foreman. 683 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:08,563 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY) 684 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:12,192 (RUMBLlNG) 685 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,155 (SHRlEKlNG) 686 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:33,004 Kill it! Kill it! No! l don't have my blaster. 687 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,093 He's hallucinating 'cause he's burning up. 688 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,053 Amyloidosis wouldn't do this. 689 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,227 THlRTEEN: Antipyretics didn't work. 690 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:50,355 Hopefully the cold tub will get his temp down. 691 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,525 Maybe we should see if anyone's sent in other ideas. 692 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,818 Maybe the reward money attracted. . . 693 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:57,237 No, l'm not letting anyone else jerk us around. 694 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,573 The masses were wrong about amyloidosis. 695 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,116 They don't know about the fever. 696 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,411 l'm going with Light-Chain Deposition Disorder. 697 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,496 You okay with that? 698 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,664 Yes. 699 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:19,593 We think you have a disease called LCDD. 700 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,761 lt causes proteins to build up in your organs. 701 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,263 You think? 702 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:27,309 We can't definitely confirm the diagnosis. 703 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:28,977 And our only chance of beating this 704 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:31,938 would be to start you on high-dose chemotherapy. 705 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:36,193 But l do have to warn you that in your condition, it might kill you. 706 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:42,574 Do you want me to get you some more information? 707 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:46,620 You're my doctor, l trust you. 708 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,165 No, you don't. 709 00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,792 You're scared, and you don't want to make this decision. 710 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:05,388 My career is riding on this case. 711 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,474 Nowhere near as important as your life. 712 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:14,105 But l think the best shot for both of us is to treat for LCDD. 713 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:17,400 Okay. 714 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:23,865 All right. Let's get you out of this tub and into chemo. 715 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:29,829 WlLSON: We know you're back on Vicodin. 716 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:30,914 No. 717 00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:32,791 The only thing you know is that l'm a genius 718 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,210 who got a dog to pee in your toilet. 719 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:36,711 You don't know how l did it, 720 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,089 or, more interestingly, where l peed. 721 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,258 House, you've spent the last three months. . . 722 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:43,009 Et tu, Butte? 723 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,094 You got no reason to be here, 724 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:45,303 he's the one l was jerking around. 725 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,930 Why is your leg better? 726 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:50,100 Ow! lt hurts. Please go away now. 727 00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:51,309 lf you really think l'm using, 728 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,645 how about asking me before taking a wrench to your plumbing? 729 00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:54,813 House, you're an addict. 730 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,941 You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word. 731 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:02,988 Fine. Let's get you some proof. Hide your eyes, ladies. 732 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,366 House. You, too. 733 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,618 (HOUSE URlNATlNG) 734 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,953 (SlGHS) 735 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,622 My godson made me that mug. 736 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,624 lf the lab says this is Retriever, too, 737 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,084 please let me know right away. 738 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:17,627 lt'd explain my overwhelming desire 739 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,255 to wipe my butt on your carpet. 740 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,135 Thank you for dragging me into this. 741 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,490 Stop the chemo, he's got Fabry's disease. 742 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,616 He was in a tub for an hour, 743 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,827 his fingers should have pruned, but they didn't. 744 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:54,372 Already stopped chemo, and confirmed Fabry's. 745 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:58,043 l'm glad you both agree but could somebody loop me in here? 746 00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,961 We assumed the deposits in your kidneys 747 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,130 were proteins, but they were fats. 748 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:05,550 Fabry's makes them build up in your organs, choke your nerves, 749 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:08,178 keep your fingers from pruning in water. 750 00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:09,679 lt's chronic but manageable. 751 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,806 How did you figure it out? 752 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,104 lodide mumps. 753 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,231 His lymph nodes swelled up after the head CT. 754 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,609 We thought it was a new symptom, but it wasn't, 755 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,444 it was a reaction to the contrast. 756 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,529 lodide mumps takes lymph nodes off the table. 757 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,782 Remove that symptom. . . 758 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,951 And that just came to you? 759 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:35,997 l looked through the online responses again. 760 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,083 Someone posted it this morning. 761 00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:48,676 (DOOR OPENS) 762 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:53,598 l heard Cuddy made it official. 763 00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:56,309 Department's yours. Congrats. 764 00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:02,315 l'm sorry. 765 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,318 l went behind your back. 766 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,321 On a scale of one to 1 0, how mad are you? 767 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:13,159 A seven. And that's stupid. 768 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:15,787 You did the right thing. 769 00:40:15,871 --> 00:40:17,914 lt's my fault you thought you had to go behind my back. 770 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:19,124 l should have stood up to you. 771 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,335 But you didn't 'cause you didn't want to fight again. 772 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:28,216 lt's our first case, it'll take time to adjust. 773 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,847 What if by the time we get adjusted, 774 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,516 we don't like each other any more? 775 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,767 That's not gonna happen. 776 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,018 Are you sure? 777 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,311 'Cause ever since l took this job, 778 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:43,565 we've been making each other miserable. 779 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:50,447 l really don't think this is gonna work. 780 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,829 You're breaking up with me? 781 00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:58,955 No. 782 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:02,834 The other night, when l thought l was done, you were there. 783 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,878 l need you. 784 00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:09,215 l don't want to lose you. 785 00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,011 Then, why are you. . . 786 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,395 You're firing me. 787 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,235 l'm sorry. 788 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,533 l slipped. 789 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,870 You took Vicodin? 790 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:48,171 (READlNG) $25,000. 791 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:52,342 l solved my old team's case. 792 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:55,136 l was about to take the pills, l went online, 793 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:58,014 l found people posting medical problems. 794 00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:02,435 And my leg stopped hurting. 795 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,147 Oh. 796 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,775 Oh? 797 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,738 l'm supposed to be changing my life. This is not a change. 798 00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:15,865 Maybe l was wrong. 799 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,284 Says the guy making sand castles in my brain. 800 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,869 We need to keep you from using. 801 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,121 Taking your job away, the medical puzzles, 802 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,706 nearly drove you back to it. 803 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:29,003 Maybe diagnostic medicine is the key to keeping you clean. 804 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,676 So you're okay with me going online, solving cases? 805 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,969 No. 806 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,763 You can't sit all day in a room by yourself. 807 00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:41,391 lsolation fosters depression. 808 00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:43,434 The hospital is part of my old life. 809 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,896 lf l go back, l might become 810 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:49,065 who l was before, pills and all. 811 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:51,067 That's a possibility. 812 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:53,361 But could be, 813 00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:56,781 the only thing worse for you than going back to diagnostic medicine 814 00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:00,118 is not going back. 815 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,672 Guess we're gonna find out.