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The risotto isn't bad, but it's not
what Chef Zane did back at Fortunato.
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He replaced the rosemary
with saffron, for one thing.
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And what is this stock?
Did he get it out of a can?
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My fish isn't bad.
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But it's not great either, I'm sure.
I warned you against the snapper.
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Do you think
it'll calm down?
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God. I hope so.
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That guy is a bit of a blowhard,
though, isn't he?
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The food's not spicy at all,
you can barely taste it.
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Mine's pretty spicy. Try it.
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I don't taste anything.
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Have you been throwing
rolls at me?
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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It wasn't me.
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Really, he didn't.
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I'm sorry someone would choose
to behave that way. Really, I...
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I'm so sorry.
Really, really, really sorry.
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No, no, no, no.
I swear, I...
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It's not me.
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A bloody tear could just mean
subconjunctival hemorrhage.
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He sneezed too hard from a cold,
which caused his lack of taste.
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House isn't going to care.
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Does "black tie optional"
really mean black tie,
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'cause I don't want to rent if...
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There's been a glitch
with the wedding.
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And House will
be interested.
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A "glitch"?
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Patient had his
corpus callosum cut
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to correct a seizure issue.
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A "glitch"?
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The seizures stopped
after the surgery.
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But he's having trouble
adjusting to a split brain.
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A "glitch"?
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This is Dr. Taub.
Tell him about shopping.
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I go into a grocery store,
everything seems normal.
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I get to the checkout, and there's
all these extra items in my cart.
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Stuff I didn't put there.
Stuff I hate.
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My left hand hates me.
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Yeah. I think House'll
be interested.
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(HOUSE HUMMING)
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Just warning you.
I'm in a good mood
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and largely pain-free, so I've got
no idea how things are...
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Alien hand syndrome.
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Set off by a stroke, or is
there a pony in the backyard?
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Split brain. Right hemisphere
controls the left, and...
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It's making life miserable.
Non-logical thinkers often do.
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The current issue isn't the split brain.
The surgery corrected...
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You're dissing
the right hemisphere?
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Most people who have this operation
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don't even notice
they're missing anything.
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The left brain has language,
arithmetic, rationality,
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and right brain
is a mute loser.
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The right brain
is more aesthetically oriented,
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has greater facial recognition.
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I couldn't have been a
plastic surgeon without it.
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Yes, and where
would junior high be
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without our ability to judge
people on aesthetics?
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Right brain's also more aware
of the present moment,
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our place in the universe.
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It's a universal daisy chain of peace
and love that throws buns at people.
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THIRTEEN: His present symptoms
could mean autoimmune disease,
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a nasolacrimal tumor,
an infection or just a cold.
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Good morning, sunshine. We got a brand
new toy, you want to play?
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We need to talk.
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Great. I love euphemisms.
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By "euphemism," I mean when you say
something but mean something else.
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Begin eliminating.
Search the home.
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Isn't that like locking the barn door
after the horse has put his face
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between your breasts
for an hour and a half?
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I'm your boss.
You're an employee.
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I'm not normally into role-playing,
but if you want to...
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People who get close
to you get hurt. That's a fact.
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You're also a valued doctor
in this hospital. That's another fact.
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From now on,
we're going to focus on the second fact.
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So, this isn't you freaking
out over last night?
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This isn't an emotional decision.
I'm just giving you the rules.
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You can either
accept them or leave.
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I slept with Cuddy.
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After she helped me
detox from Vicodin.
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I've been clean for
almost 24 hours now.
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Okay.
Thought I'd mention it.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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One for each.
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That's what she said. Ah!
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How's the pain?
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She's probably
got some bruising.
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Yeah, I get it, you're a stud.
This is serious, House.
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I feel better than I
did four hours ago.
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Four hours from now,
I'll feel better than this.
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The other "wow."
You were sober? She was sober?
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Clean and sober and hot.
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Wow. This is fantastic.
How are you gonna screw it up?
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Several good options.
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Unfortunately, I don't
think she's gonna give me the pleasure.
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She left before I woke up
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and five minutes ago, she told me
that I'm just an employee.
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- Ha.
- Yes.
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Well, either she's
actually in love with you and scared,
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or she realized last night
was a gigantic mistake.
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You were needy and vulnerable,
she was maternal.
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You think she
jumped me out of pity?
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No, I'm saying whatever is going on,
you need to talk to her.
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Absolutely.
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Does our patient
freak you out a little?
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TAUB: No.
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If he's two people, then we're all two
people and we just don't know it.
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And what does that
say about identity?
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It says we're making it up as we
go along, which I find freeing.
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Wow, I haven't been in a bathroom
this size since my dorm in med school.
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Is that fungus?
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It's from the steam buildup.
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What do you think of this "glitch"
with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
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It's always a sad thing when
sperm comes between people.
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I hear the sperm
is very good today.
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I mean, the salmon.
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- Go away.
- No other tables.
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You'd let your wife
keep another man's offspring on ice
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next to the frozen peas,
just in case?
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That's what this is about.
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She's not ready to commit to me.
She's planning for failure.
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Did you know that male fruit flies have
toxic chemicals in their seminal fluid
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that inhibit the sperm
of other males?
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Wilson says we need to talk.
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- We talked.
- I agree.
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This has clearly gone
past the talking stage.
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What?
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Hey.
Great, did you find my MP3?
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Not yet. But I got your shaving stuff,
toothpaste, deodorant,
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some magazines,
and this cactus from your window.
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You didn't have to do that. Really,
the hospital supplies all that stuff.
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I'm still trying too hard, huh? Trying
to get your other half to like me.
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No, no, no. Don't say that,
okay? I like you, which means that...
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We shouldn't
read into that.
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THIRTEEN: Anti-fungal meds.
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Ordinarily we'd put
them in your IV,
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but since your right
brain doesn't seem too fond of IVs...
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You should be feeling
better in a few days.
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I have to get back to work.
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Rick says your shift will be waiting
for you when you get back.
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Thanks.
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I have to go.
I have to get back to work.
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Babe, wait. Hold on.
No, no. It wasn't me...
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I can't walk.
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TAUB: Well, obviously
it wasn't the fungus.
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And it's not a coordination issue.
Dehydration can cause loss of balance.
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We haven't had him on IV.
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No. Good skin turgor,
not orthostatic.
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Could be our tax
dollars at work,
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constantly building new
roadways and bridges.
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Meningioma. Slow-growing.
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It could extend along the sub-osteal
layer of the cranial cavity,
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and be hidden by the bone.
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The cancer cells are actually
re-growing a connection
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between the left
and right hemispheres.
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If you're right, the two halves
have begun sending messages again,
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but it's too early in the process
for him to pick up on it.
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But we can test for it.
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HOUSE: Proof.
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You didn't talk
to her, did you?
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If I'd talked, she'd have lied,
I'd have lied,
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and though two negatives
make a positive,
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I thought thermal-imaging
photos seemed simpler.
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Note how many more heated areas appear
after less than a minute with me.
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So it's either love,
or possibly rage.
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Don't talk to her.
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I have no plans
to talk to her.
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Manipulation is in
your genetic code.
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You think I'm making a mistake,
you move in to correct.
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- You are making a mistake.
- She lied to me.
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Either last night or today.
I need to find out which and why.
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And clearly, thermal
imaging is the way.
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This isn't a case. You're not
looking for a diagnosis.
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If this matters at all to you, please,
for once in your life, be an adult.
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FOREMAN: Keep your eyes
focused on the plus sign.
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Any image that appears
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on your far right will
only be seen by your left brain,
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and any image on your far left will
only be seen by your right brain.
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Okay-
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Just start by
saying the words.
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Book, giraffe,
willow, fortunate.
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You're not saying the word.
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I didn't see a word.
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Could you draw a picture
of what you think the word might be?
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Look, I didn't see...
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Candle.
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This is so cool.
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Yeah, that's not
freaky at all.
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No communication.
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So far.
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Scott, why are you standing?
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I'm a little chilly.
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I thought I'd get a sweater
or something from my room.
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Is that okay?
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Just a few more minutes.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is the left hemisphere.
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The side that's obsessed
with finding answers,
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the one that needs
things to make sense, the interpreter.
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00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,926
That's where we tell the story
of who we are and why we do things.
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That's also the side
that was wrong.
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The right brain's advantage
is that it isn't logical,
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it doesn't choose which
details to look at.
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It makes connections
you could never see.
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You owe your
insight to the "mute loser."
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I'll send it tickets
to a Phillies game.
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Confabulation means no communication.
Means your theory's wrong.
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But he is cold.
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Why are you scratching?
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It itches.
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Ammonia breath.
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Your liver is failing.
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00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:28,350
I know for them to approve
this price,
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they'll need
statistical documentation...
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00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:33,314
What? Why are you
looking at me?
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00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:35,774
When you first walked in,
I was under the impression
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you wanted to
say something else.
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- Nope.
- About House and me.
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There's nothing
to talk about.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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I want permission
to do a liver biopsy.
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We're looking
for sarcoidosis.
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Fine.
225
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,005
What do you mean, "Fine"?
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00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,381
What do you mean,
what do I mean?
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Do you mean that because
a liver biopsy is not a test
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that by any stretch of the imagination
could be considered risky,
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so asking my permission is
essentially wasting my time,
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and you're wondering
what my reaction to that will be?
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Yes.
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Are you trying
to make me angry?
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Yes.
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Do your biopsy. And also,
do your clinic hours.
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I'm blowing off
my clinic hours.
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Really?
237
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,986
Let's see how that goes.
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00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:26,951
Still not angry.
Try again later.
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00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,213
(EXHALING)
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Sorry. I know
I'm a little ripe.
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- Just a sweaty guy.
- Recently?
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Always.
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With a crazy left hand. Sometimes I
fantasize about cutting it off.
244
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,603
Just a fantasy.
It's the hand that's crazy, not me.
245
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,025
What?
246
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,445
If it doesn't like an ultrasound wand,
how's it gonna react to a needle?
247
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,032
Can you get music
into this room?
248
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,787
I think you're using your relationship
with Cuddy as a replacement for drugs.
249
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,998
You should be in more pain
so soon into detoxing,
250
00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:16,542
but your body's full
of romantic endorphins,
251
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:21,338
and on top of that, you create
this distraction of looking for proof.
252
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,799
You think I should stop
and let the pain flood back?
253
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,593
Cuddy is not
a Vicodin substitute.
254
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:26,719
Quite the opposite.
255
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,805
You have to wait
for her to be ready.
256
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,808
Great advice. You pretend that
I'm going to do that.
257
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,185
You've made two major
changes in your life,
258
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:37,187
not a time anyone's
judgment is at its best.
259
00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:40,816
Didn't you used to argue that my
judgment would be better off drugs?
260
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,569
Admit it. You're curious
why I want to make her angry.
261
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:46,238
I'm sure it's convoluted,
wrong and stupid.
262
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,490
You're dying to know
what I found on her coffee cup.
263
00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:50,701
- No, because...
- Oxytocin.
264
00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:01,253
Oxytocin, the chemical
involved in emotional bonding.
265
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:05,466
Her lips say "no," her hormones say
"Oh, my God, yes, more."
266
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,885
No. For you to know
her levels were elevated,
267
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,637
you'd need a baseline
to compare them with.
268
00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:13,849
I paid the guy in the gym to retrieve
one of her water bottles from the trash.
269
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,518
Love inspires
us to greatness.
270
00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:18,812
So I need to make
her lose her temper,
271
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,315
which breaks her delusion,
which demonstrates to me, and to her,
272
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,525
that there is something
underneath this facade.
273
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:24,693
And then what happens?
274
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,737
She admits everything
and falls into your arms?
275
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:30,616
That's outcome one.
Outcome two is she kills me.
276
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,118
I think it's
50-50 right now.
277
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:35,746
Great.
278
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,331
I thought you'd say that.
279
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,709
You're committing
yourself to something. To someone.
280
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:45,089
I mean, it's childish in
a way, but ultimately great.
281
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,927
Assuming... Are you absolutely sure
you want this to succeed?
282
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:53,931
Why is an old guy
standing in my doorway?
283
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,766
Eugene Schwartz.
284
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,519
Eugene Schwartz.
285
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:01,355
Dr. Cuddy asked me to come
up here from the clinic.
286
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,650
She says you're seeing
patients in your office.
287
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:07,236
It's still free,
though, isn't it?
288
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,405
She sent him.
That's gotta mean something.
289
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,573
I'll go get my decoder ring.
290
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,663
I squawk. Like a parrot.
291
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:20,666
(SQUAWKING)
292
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,711
No, that's not it.
It started a few months ago.
293
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:27,589
I was doing some woodworking in my
garage. I was trying to make a chair.
294
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,259
Was it the chair?
295
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,720
Anyway, all of a sudden,
from nowhere,
296
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,764
this strange noise
comes bursting out of my mouth.
297
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,183
(SQUAWKING)
298
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,812
Tough to fake that.
299
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,439
Nice pants.
300
00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:49,695
My wife Mona thinks I'm busting
her chops. It's ruining my marriage.
301
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,654
Where are we going?
302
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:51,780
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
303
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:56,201
So your left hand would rather play air
guitar than give me a hard time?
304
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,621
It'd rather play air guitar
than tie shoes, eat dinner...
305
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,874
Your right hand's
playing, too.
306
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,751
I don't want to
discourage it.
307
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,635
Splinter hemorrhages
under his fingernails.
308
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:14,970
What's that...
309
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,808
TAUB: BP and O2 sat
are dropping.
310
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,727
We need a bag
of B-negative in here!
311
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,772
So much for sarcoidosis.
312
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,816
Points to a clotting issue.
Clots would explain all his symptoms.
313
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,818
Why aren't we
in the office?
314
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,653
I'm tired of clinic duty.
315
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:35,032
There's only one thing
that could cause squawking, right?
316
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,241
Yeah.
317
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,868
We gave him heparin
and did an echo of his heart
318
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,286
to see if it was
throwing clots, but...
319
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,579
More air guitar?
320
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,789
The heart's fine.
321
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:45,000
We wanted to test for Factor V Leiden,
Protein C, Protein S,
322
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,670
but the hand got tired of cooperating.
We finally knocked him out.
323
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,255
And all those tests came
up negative anyway,
324
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,883
or you'd have opened by telling me
your brilliant diagnosis.
325
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,593
He apologized
for being sweaty,
326
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,221
said it had always been an issue.
But what if it's a symptom?
327
00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:01,225
There are cancers that cause night
sweats and can lead to clots. Lymphoma.
328
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,310
Or pancreatic cancer.
329
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,188
Go scan his pancreas.
330
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:11,193
And try Led Zeppelin.
331
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,196
We've always remembered
what this hospital did for Leo
332
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,948
when his appendix burst.
333
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,492
Still, a check this size...
334
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,287
Sorry to interrupt,
here's my poo.
335
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:26,416
Dr. House said to bring it over and
leave it with you as soon as I could.
336
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,503
I don't know if you people
have an official term for it.
337
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,296
- Stool sample.
- Ah, yes.
338
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,714
Thank you.
I'll take care of it.
339
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:37,135
It's hard to rush these things. Even if
you've eaten a lot of broccoli.
340
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,516
Where are you going?
341
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:46,061
Annie called.
She's not coming back.
342
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,271
This is not
the best time...
343
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,857
Look, you said the heparin
would keep new clots from forming.
344
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,984
Maybe. But something's
obviously causing the clots.
345
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,151
If you have
pancreatic cancer...
346
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,403
We're not trying
to scare you,
347
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,613
but even in its early
stages, the fatality rate...
348
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:57,573
You walk out of here...
349
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:58,782
(SHOUTING) Stop!
350
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,453
Look, I'd ask you to put
yourself in my place,
351
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:06,206
but nobody can put
themselves in my place.
352
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:11,003
Did she find somebody new?
Was I not being attentive enough? No.
353
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,798
She's just tired of being
insulted by a limb.
354
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,303
She said that my feelings
toward her were mixed.
355
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,471
Well,
my feelings aren't mixed.
356
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,683
You're not going anywhere.
357
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,102
Unless you want to go naked.
358
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:30,606
Your right brain knows
you need to stay.
359
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:33,901
My right brain's an ass.
360
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:35,819
(SIGHING)
361
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,487
(DOOR OPENING)
362
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,656
CAMERON: Got a minute?
363
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,618
There's something
wrong with this cup.
364
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,413
I need someone to bounce ideas off of.
Someone to be my whiteboard.
365
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:47,623
That's how you
taught me to work.
366
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,249
I have three choices.
367
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,586
First, I can accept it's over, pretend
we don't work in the same hospital,
368
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,547
have selective visual impairment
when we pass each other in the hall.
369
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,799
Second, I can accept
it's over and leave.
370
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,718
Or you could try
making him angry.
371
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,678
Standard choice number three.
372
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,139
Third, I can talk to him.
373
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,976
But it's not like I have
any new facts I can present,
374
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,355
and Chase has this romantic view of love
that reality can't compete with.
375
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,481
(SIGHING)
376
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:13,899
I know how you
could succeed.
377
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,025
How?
378
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:19,738
Just say the magic words,
"I will destroy my husband's sperm."
379
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:23,533
You mean, succeed without
doing that? Probably not.
380
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,790
I have doubts.
Normal doubts.
381
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,209
It's not wrong to prepare for
bad things to happen,
382
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,543
even if
you don't expect them to.
383
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:36,713
I don't expect my condo
to burn down, but I have fire insurance.
384
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,885
Patient's girlfriend left him,
now he wants to leave us.
385
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:50,644
If your condo rules don't let you buy
insurance, do you go homeless?
386
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,815
His room is this way.
387
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,650
What? You think
I can fix this?
388
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,610
We need to offer this guy
something he can only get
389
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,530
if he stays in the hospital.
Relationship counseling.
390
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:02,739
I don't know if
his girlfriend is...
391
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,199
I mean his
two hemispheres.
392
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,744
That's the breakfast of relationships,
the most important one of the day.
393
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,913
We need your
special skills.
394
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:15,752
SCOTT: ls the guy out there?
395
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,171
The guy that's gonna
make my right brain work?
396
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,464
Oh, for...
397
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,135
What do you think
your right brain wants?
398
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:27,180
How should I know? It's crazy,
it does things I would never do.
399
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:31,184
Duct of Wirsung slightly enlarged,
but within normal parameters.
400
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,312
Say something.
401
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:36,690
It's mute. It can't
communicate with you.
402
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,776
Maybe you should try
communicating with it.
403
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,739
"Talk to her."
The well isn't deep, is it?
404
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,783
You're the dominant half,
you make all the decisions.
405
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:51,204
The right side has no control over
anything. it must be frustrating.
406
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:53,582
No masses in body
or tail segments.
407
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,126
I can't communicate with it,
that's the whole...
408
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,920
When you decide to
go and get groceries, what do you do?
409
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:01,256
What do you mean? I put on my jacket
and I go to the store.
410
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,632
Your right brain
has no idea
411
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:04,634
why you're suddenly
getting up and putting on your jacket.
412
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,722
It just gets dragged along.
Next time, try saying it out loud.
413
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:10,474
Just say to
the empty air,
414
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:14,686
"Hey, I think I'll go to the store
because we're out of peanut butter"?
415
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,480
How much did they teach you
about people like me
416
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,148
when you were learning
to be a therapist?
417
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:19,941
I'm an oncologist.
418
00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:24,696
Your right brain likes what he's saying.
Hasn't moved the entire scan.
419
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,282
Hasn't gotten us anything, though.
Sean's clean.
420
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,451
It's not pancreatic cancer.
421
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:33,288
Clotting could be a problem
well before a solid tumor forms.
422
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,414
It could still
be pancreatic.
423
00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:37,459
Yes, but if you want
a diagnosis backed by actual evidence,
424
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,294
we should probably
look at other cancers.
425
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,213
- House.
- I just squawked!
426
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,714
- What?
- Eugene Schwartz.
427
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,300
Your patient from yesterday.
I just squawked!
428
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:49,346
I was buying some flowers for Mona.
It happened when I was paying the clerk.
429
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,264
I assume Dr. Cuddy
gave you this number.
430
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:55,352
Yes. She told me to call
you any time I squawked, day or night.
431
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,686
I'm sorry, but I'm
about to lose you,
432
00:23:56,812 --> 00:24:00,065
because I'm about to drive into a tunnel
in a canyon on an airplane
433
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,983
while hanging up the phone.
434
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,319
I might be getting some more phone
calls, so let's make it fast.
435
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,738
- Lymphoma.
- That's right, pancreatic.
436
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,949
I know it's pancreatic.
I know there's evidence.
437
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:11,368
I know we've seen it.
I just can't...
438
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,245
Right brain/left brain
issues?
439
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:17,582
If the cancer's too small
to find, let's make it easier.
440
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,292
Let's open him up
and paint it.
441
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:22,963
There's a new procedure using
scorpion toxin and infrared paint.
442
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,465
The paint only works on the cancer
cells, makes them easier to spot.
443
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,759
Just agitating the pancreas
can cause clotting,
444
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,220
and you want to do it to a guy
whose problem is clotting?
445
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:32,222
If I'm right about
pancreatic cancer,
446
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:35,350
the only chance he's got is finding
and removing those cancer cells now.
447
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:38,603
His brain MRI showed narrowing in the
blood vessels leading up from the neck.
448
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,981
If we do shake something loose,
we could kill him.
449
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,315
TAUB: Or one of him.
450
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,903
A clot in his brain could kill one
of them without affecting the other.
451
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:49,906
He might actually
be okay with that.
452
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,247
FOREMAN: How long
is it going to take?
453
00:24:57,372 --> 00:25:00,208
Assuming he doesn't
crash, a few minutes.
454
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:14,764
Hey, you and Cameron...
I'm sorry.
455
00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:21,313
I'll be right back.
456
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,030
I don't want
to be homeless.
457
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:33,116
Okay. You can stay in
the condo. I'll find some other...
458
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,701
That's not what I mean.
459
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:41,333
I want to marry you.
I got the forms to destroy the sperm.
460
00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:44,002
You sure?
461
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:45,795
Yeah.
462
00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:49,549
I want to hug you, but
then I'd have to re-scrub.
463
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,634
I know.
464
00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:54,429
FOREMAN: BP is dropping.
465
00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:55,931
Go.
466
00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,602
No sign of cancer.
BP is 90 over 60.
467
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:11,196
You never answered
my question.
468
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:15,283
Relax. Our friendship
is not doomed.
469
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,495
Thank God. But my question was,
do you really want Cuddy,
470
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:21,248
or is this just
another challenge?
471
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,541
You're worried that once
I'm in a relationship,
472
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:24,501
you and me will be over.
473
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,254
Hey, I'm actually for this.
I think this is great.
474
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:30,674
But if you're serious,
and you don't treat it seriously,
475
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:33,093
then you will get hurt.
476
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:37,389
And if you don't accept that,
then accept that she will get hurt.
477
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:44,854
MAN: I was told it
was your birthday.
478
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:45,981
I understand.
479
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,524
So, so sorry.
480
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,693
I know.
481
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:51,444
Clearly, there was a mix-up.
482
00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:52,946
Have a nice day.
483
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,285
Does she look angry?
484
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,620
If you're standing there
when she looks up here...
485
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,211
Oh, no.
486
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:10,505
Systolic's 80.
487
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,340
CHASE: Gotta finish this
suture before I can get out.
488
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,300
Give him a dopamine drip.
489
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,510
HOUSE: We weren't looking up
at the right time.
490
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,387
Get to your point.
We're a little busy here.
491
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:20,640
The clots aren't from cancer.
They're coming from his heart.
492
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,058
We echoed the heart.
No clots.
493
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,936
Not while we were looking.
Didn't! open with that?
494
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,563
The clots were caused
by an arrhythmia.
495
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:27,647
No arrhythmia.
496
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,566
Not while we were looking.
497
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,401
Intermittent arrhythmia.
498
00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:33,987
This guy pulls our equipment off
at the slightest provocation.
499
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:36,197
We'd have to be watching at
the exact moment it happened,
500
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:37,240
which I'm guessing,
501
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,075
given the way you two
are scrambling around like idiots,
502
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,577
is right now.
503
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:43,997
Yes, I'm saying
do a transesophageal echo.
504
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,373
We have to get
his BP stable.
505
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,792
Absolutely.
Right after the echo.
506
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,545
Systolic's 70.
507
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,298
The heart looked healthy
at the last echo.
508
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:56,801
And an arrhythmia wouldn't
cause clots in a healthy ventricle,
509
00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,304
so start with
the left atrial appendage.
510
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:08,104
- Wow.
- Yep, I did it again.
511
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,900
Now get this poor guy's BP under
control and seal off the appendage.
512
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:15,070
And then all we have to do is
find out what damaged his heart
513
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:17,364
before it goes
after something he really needs.
514
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,870
So what damages
a healthy 20-year-old heart
515
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,372
enough to make it send out clots
516
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:27,999
- like it's bombing Dresden?
- Rhabdo.
517
00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,334
Would've fried
his kidneys, too.
518
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,418
What about Graves'?
519
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,420
Thyroid function
tests were normal.
520
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:36,591
Cushing's. Cortisol overproduction
could interfere with heart rhythm.
521
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,344
Run a dexamethasone
suppression test.
522
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,025
Annie.
523
00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,988
You hit me.
524
00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,784
I know. I'm so sorry.
But it wasn't me.
525
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,160
I know you would
never have done that
526
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:06,830
if you were in
control of yourself, but...
527
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:08,790
But you came back.
528
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,959
To talk with your doctors.
529
00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:13,253
I've been going over
and over what happened.
530
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:16,005
And I had this thought,
out of nowhere.
531
00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:18,675
Ever since I've known Scott, I've seen
his left hand throw things,
532
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,262
but always sort of playfully,
thinking it's fun.
533
00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:26,558
But when he threw this, it was angry.
534
00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:31,229
And that's when his hand slapped me,
too, when I brought it to him.
535
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:32,313
Could it mean something?
536
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:33,857
TAUB: Deodorant shouldn't...
537
00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:35,984
How often do you use it?
538
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:39,070
A few times a day. It's special,
heavy-duty stuff.
539
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,405
I have to
send away for it.
540
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:43,241
Sprayed around a bathroom
the size of a shoebox.
541
00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:45,452
I'll check the ingredients
from the manufacturer.
542
00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:48,371
I'll check for any references
associated with health issues.
543
00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,131
Somebody's grateful.
544
00:29:58,256 --> 00:30:01,050
We'll just leave
the three of you alone.
545
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:14,564
Why is there
no lipstick on this cup?
546
00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,941
Cuddy was wearing lipstick
when she drank from it.
547
00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,444
It was on my face.
Why isn't it on the cup?
548
00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:24,324
Why is it always reasonable, in
Houseland, to take an emotional problem
549
00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:27,410
and sidestep it by turning
it into a mechanical problem?
550
00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,705
Because, in Houseland, and the rest
of the universe, by the way,
551
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,500
when a question presents itself,
it calls for an answer.
552
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:36,878
If the left brain is
the interpreter of reality
553
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:42,717
and the one that tells us the story of
who we are, then what is your story?
554
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,178
Do you want to be the man
with the answers?
555
00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:48,181
Or do you want to be
the man with Cuddy?
556
00:30:58,566 --> 00:30:59,943
What do I do?
557
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:02,820
You make her angry.
558
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,240
Do you really think that was
the best time to mock me?
559
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:08,493
I'm as surprised as you,
but I think I'm serious.
560
00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,912
Communication can't start
unless you're both...
561
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:12,205
I've been trying to
make her angry for...
562
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,790
No, you haven't.
563
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,543
Come on. Poo? Strippers?
564
00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:18,836
It's routine stuff.
You've been pulling your punches.
565
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:20,171
You're scared.
566
00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:21,381
You should be.
567
00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:30,473
Now go terrorize her.
568
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:43,570
You don't want to
destroy it, do you?
569
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:46,114
I said I was gonna
do it, I'll do it.
570
00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:48,116
But you don't want to.
571
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:52,787
I want to be with you. Maybe I'm not
comfortable with it, but...
572
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:55,582
Let's say
it's our fifth anniversary.
573
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,209
Are you ready
to destroy it now?
574
00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:00,211
Tenth. Three kids.
575
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,423
They spend their summers
in Melbourne and have annoying accents.
576
00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:07,343
It's disgusting
how happy we are. You ready now?
577
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:14,809
You don't have doubts.
578
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:20,064
You just don't want to kill the only
thing left of someone you loved.
579
00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:22,900
(CRYING)
580
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,908
Don't do it.
581
00:32:31,826 --> 00:32:34,495
I do have trouble
giving things up.
582
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:41,127
For example, I never cancelled
any of our wedding plans.
583
00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:42,629
(LAUGHING)
584
00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,686
Attention!
I have an announcement.
585
00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:01,105
As you go about your day,
586
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:06,402
I would like you to be aware of the fact
that I slept with Lisa Cuddy.
587
00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:37,308
This is beyond asshood.
588
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:41,854
You have the luxury of not
caring about your image. I do not.
589
00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:44,190
I can permit a lot of crap,
590
00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:49,654
but an employee shouting
about his sexual exploits with me, no.
591
00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:54,367
That is zero tolerance.
So congratulations, House, I'm angry.
592
00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:57,745
I was wondering if we
should move in together.
593
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,873
(LAUGHING)
594
00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:08,005
You're fired.
595
00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:16,889
I wouldn't worry about it.
I think she likes you.
596
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,892
If I'm fired, I think that probably
means I don't have to see patients.
597
00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:22,395
I'm here as
a squeaky wheel.
598
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,315
I know how you doctors
are, you're busy, you get distracted.
599
00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:28,317
My lab results could be
sitting in your inbox.
600
00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:31,154
I don't need your labs,
you have acid reflux.
601
00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:32,280
Well, how could you...
602
00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:34,031
Acid splashes on
the vocal cords,
603
00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:38,202
they tense, make that squawking sound.
It's completely harmless.
604
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:41,122
I'm gonna give you a prescription,
and you're gonna go away.
605
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,124
You are a great doctor.
606
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:46,919
Why'd you move your belt?
607
00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:48,838
I always move my belt.
608
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,548
It makes me sore.
609
00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:52,884
You didn't tell me that.
610
00:34:53,009 --> 00:34:55,178
At 86, what isn't sore?
611
00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:57,972
Soreness is less
important than squawking.
612
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:00,141
It's the squawking
that was bothering my wife.
613
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,225
(GROANING)
614
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,646
That's not a potbelly.
That's a tumor.
615
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:11,652
That's why pancreatic
cancer was on my mind.
616
00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:15,281
My brain was trying
to tell me...
617
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,825
This isn't sounding good.
618
00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:20,661
Pancreatic cancer?
619
00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:23,790
Can cause acid reflux.
We should scope you.
620
00:35:23,915 --> 00:35:26,667
So it's not good.
Even for cancer, it's not good.
621
00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:28,169
No, it's not.
622
00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:31,380
The deodorant has a high proportion
of propylene glycol.
623
00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:34,217
Same stuff made a kid in Singapore
develop a heart condition
624
00:35:34,342 --> 00:35:36,052
and, get this, seizures.
625
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,388
Our patient may never have needed
split-brain surgery.
626
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:42,099
I'm sure he will half
appreciate the irony.
627
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:48,689
Can you take this man to Radiology?
Pancreatic scan.
628
00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:50,441
And stay with him.
629
00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,654
Eugene Schwartz.
630
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,710
Whatever it is,
just say it quickly.
631
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:14,298
Do you have more than one lipstick
in the same shade?
632
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:17,301
Maybe one that has a sealing agent,
and one that doesn't?
633
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:20,555
How could that possibly
be relevant to anything?
634
00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:29,438
You really don't think you're just
overreacting to the other night?
635
00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:34,402
Fine. I am overreacting.
636
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:38,823
You've said plenty of lousy
things to me before.
637
00:36:38,948 --> 00:36:42,785
But reaching the final straw
has been a good thing,
638
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:48,583
because it made me realize we not only
don't have a personal relationship,
639
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,418
we never could.
640
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,423
You're...
641
00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:04,557
You've been overreacting
to something I said?
642
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:08,394
You insulted me,
I walked out.
643
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:11,647
It's nothing that hasn't happened
a hundred times before.
644
00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:18,029
(EXHALING)
645
00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:20,323
I quit.
646
00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:21,991
Great.
647
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:29,040
My nanny is off the clock at 7:30.
So your week off...
648
00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:31,250
You can go suckle
the little bastard child
649
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,461
who makes you
feel good about yourself.
650
00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:38,049
Screw you.
651
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:59,236
No, no. That's
not what happened.
652
00:37:59,362 --> 00:38:02,949
I told you that I needed you.
You helped me.
653
00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:06,035
Are you okay?
654
00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,852
Are you okay?
655
00:40:21,879 --> 00:40:27,968
So, this is the story you made up
about who you are. It's a nice one.
656
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,599
Too bad it isn't true.
657
00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:45,111
No.
658
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,322
I'm not okay.
659
00:41:27,069 --> 00:41:29,905
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