1 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,591 That's okay, Eileen. I got this. 2 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:08,718 You sure? 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:09,677 Yeah, you get home. 4 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,053 Thanks, Danny. See you in the morning. 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,722 I'll be here. 6 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:21,939 (EXHALES) 7 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,733 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 8 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,369 (SIGHS) 9 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,704 Food's gone, Daryl. We're closed. 10 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,749 You wouldn't happen to have an extra coat in there, would you? 11 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:43,335 - You're wearing a coat. - A winter coat, man. It's cold. 12 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:44,670 Come on. 13 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:54,805 Here. 14 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,016 (SIGHS) 15 00:00:57,391 --> 00:01:01,604 Rangers? You expect me to wear this in Jersey? 16 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,857 Come on, man, where's your sense of humor? 17 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,233 Good night, Daryl. 18 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,107 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 19 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:47,983 Go away. 20 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,778 (CONTINUES KNOCKING) 21 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,590 That's not funny, freak. 22 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,636 No one is laughing, Daniel. 23 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,767 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 24 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,561 You doing anything Friday? 25 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,439 I'm taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic. 26 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,524 Is that your way of saying you're having sex with a hooker? 27 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:13,694 Two. Can't create a harmonic with just one. 28 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,572 Well, I was hoping you might be available for Rachel's Simchat Bat. 29 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,908 - It's a... - Jewish baby naming ceremony. 30 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:22,620 A time-honored tradition, dating all the way back to the 1960s. 31 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,830 My house at 7:00. 32 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:28,584 It'll just be the rabbi and a few friends and some family. 33 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,461 Nothing like welcoming a baby into the world 34 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,755 with a completely naked display of hypocrisy. 35 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,548 There'll be plenty of wine 36 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:37,259 and nice people you can quietly mock. 37 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,510 Wish I could, 38 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:41,263 but I already put down a deposit on 16 crates of Jell-O. 39 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,556 House. 40 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,561 It's one evening. I'd like you to be there. 41 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:52,441 Religious hokum against sponge bath. Can I get back to you? 42 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,579 Can I help you? 43 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,039 Just browsing, thanks. 44 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,751 Happy to be underachieving again? 45 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,711 Running the ER is slacker heaven. 46 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,005 Looking for anything in particular? 47 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,173 Not anymore. 48 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,008 - Where's this guy? - Why? 49 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,637 'Cause he's my next patient. It'd be rude of me not to introduce myself. 50 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,431 He's a drunk priest who hallucinated Jesus. 51 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,392 Afraid you might have missed something? 52 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:27,935 Afraid you're wasting everyone's time? 53 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,437 It's obviously either alcohol or exhaustion. 54 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:33,440 So, you admit you have no idea which? 55 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:37,444 I admit that I'm too busy to care who you're screwing with. 56 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:40,948 Don't thank me. 57 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:44,118 Just knowing I can be of assistance is thanks enough. 58 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,875 You went out of your way to pick him? This is nothing. 59 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:54,003 There are no small cases... 60 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,171 Any guesses where this joke is going? 61 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,966 Could be psychomotor epilepsy. 62 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,175 TAUB: Could be alcohol. 63 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:02,344 Shouldn't we let the ER rule the obvious out before... 64 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,805 Could be atropine toxicity, occipital lobe tumor. 65 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,807 You know something about this case you're not telling us? 66 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,934 - Why would you think that? - 'Cause you wanna screw with us. 67 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,437 Or screw with a hallucinating priest. 68 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,148 Both are possible. There's only one way to find out. 69 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:17,026 Run an EEG for epilepsy, CT his brain for tumors. 70 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,738 And go check his house of God for toxins. 71 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,324 Foreteen, hold up. 72 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,828 This department is broken, 73 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,873 and I'm not going to take a real case until it's fixed. 74 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,418 Job or relationship, your choice. 75 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,338 What? 76 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,715 To put it in terms you might better understand, 77 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,259 if you don't split, you must quit. 78 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,762 The drug trial is over. I'm out, she's out. 79 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:45,721 Don't care. 80 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,473 We're adults, we can handle this. 81 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,682 You just have to give us a chance. 82 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,727 No, you're not, no, you can't, and, no, I don't. 83 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:56,065 Mull it over. You got till the end of this fake case to decide. 84 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,905 I wasn't drunk. 85 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:04,740 I had one or two drinks. 86 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,867 People often underestimate alcohol's effect on their... 87 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,787 I was on my way to six. I know how alcohol affects me. 88 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,288 This wasn't the alcohol. 89 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,500 You lived in Manhattan for three years, then a year in Oregon, 90 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,628 18 months in New Mexico, less than a year in Wisconsin, 91 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:20,464 and now you've been living in Trenton for the last six months. 92 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:21,840 Yeah. 93 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:24,760 The more we know about you, 94 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,387 the more likely it is we can help you. 95 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,389 Mmm. It's not medically relevant, so... 96 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,392 No way to know, unless you went to medical school. 97 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,977 (SIGHS) 98 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,732 Four years ago, a teen in a youth group at my church 99 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,943 accused me of inappropriate contact. 100 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,237 I was innocent, but the church decided to transfer me, 101 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,697 said it would be easier for all involved. 102 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,699 When the parishioners at the new church 103 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,368 got wind of why I'd been transferred, 104 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:52,746 they were unhappy. 105 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,374 I was sent off again and again. 106 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:58,210 And how is any of that medically relevant? 107 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,963 So, the kid lied? 108 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,674 He was confused. 109 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:06,510 Confused whether you molested him or not? 110 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,554 Okay, you wanted to know why I moved around so much, 111 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:09,513 and I told you. 112 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,515 How about telling me why I was hallucinating? 113 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,892 Syphilis could explain the hallucination. 114 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,853 I'm not sexually active. 115 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,689 You don't have to admit you did anything with the kid. 116 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:19,982 You weren't always a priest. 117 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,817 I wanted to be since I was 12. 118 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,319 I entered the seminary when I was 17. 119 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,113 Maybe it wasn't a hallucination. 120 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,739 Maybe it really was Jesus. 121 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:28,699 I'm not insane. 122 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,701 KUTNER: Seeing Jesus makes you insane? 123 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,786 Bit of an odd attitude coming from a priest. 124 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:36,790 Well, it's just a job now. The fairytale ended a long time ago. 125 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:42,254 You're a wuss, part wimp, part puss. 126 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,673 I have no choice. I'm part of the ceremony. 127 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,134 I thought you were already circumcised. 128 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,720 It's one night for a friend. 129 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,346 What about the friend who has two tickets 130 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:52,931 to see Brubeck at the Blue Note? 131 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,600 I thought you had an orgy planned. 132 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:55,767 I lied. 133 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:57,186 Are you lying about the Brubeck tickets? 134 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,855 Yes, but only to save you from yourself. 135 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,233 I'll be fine, and so will Cuddy, if you don't show up. 136 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,527 I'm surprised she even invited you. 137 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,489 It is oddly flattering. 138 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,658 God, I'm so sick of his stupid stunts. 139 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,411 Everybody has to put up with their boss' stupid stunts. 140 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,331 No, they don't. There's HR, there's Cuddy, there's other jobs. 141 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:18,916 House doesn't listen to HR, 142 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,210 Cuddy'll let him fire us before she fires him, 143 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,253 and I don't want another job. 144 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,631 Why do you cling to him? Why do you defend him? 145 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,882 Just because I don't want to be unemployed 146 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,050 doesn't mean I'm co-dependent. 147 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,969 I'm not saying you're co-dependent, I'm saying you're scared. 148 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,597 (SIGHS) 149 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,853 You know what? You're right. 150 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,898 So, you wanna quit? 151 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,652 No, I wanna stop a stupid stunt. 152 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:49,571 House doesn't want either one of us to quit. He wants this. 153 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,450 He's got two lab rats in a maze and thrown in one piece of cheese. 154 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:55,994 (CHUCKLES) 155 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,332 So, what do we do? 156 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,834 Nothing. 157 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,546 HOUSE: Cool. 158 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,005 It's cool he's a child molester? 159 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,466 It's cool that a priest doesn't believe in God. 160 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,885 It's cool that God did to him what he did to the kid. 161 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,387 Allegedly. 162 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:14,513 You think he's innocent? 163 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,931 He had honest eyes? 164 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:16,890 And you think he's guilty, 165 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,850 which explains why you're dying to discharge him. 166 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,561 I'm dying to discharge him because he's not sick, 167 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,437 - not because he's a pedophile. - Allegedly. 168 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,398 You actually believe the kid got confused? 169 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,609 If everybody lies, that includes teenage boys. 170 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,903 Aren't we lucky to have such an interesting patient? 171 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,822 Had. There's nothing wrong with him. 172 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,366 World's most boring case just became a page turner, 173 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,951 and you want to tear out the last chapter? 174 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,453 You want to examine his character, go to his soup kitchen. 175 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,331 We're done testing him for things he doesn't have. 176 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,751 Bad news for Foreman and Thirteen. 177 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,129 HOUSE: Case is over. 178 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,755 We're not splitting up. 179 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:50,966 So, which one of you is taking a hike? 180 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,260 And neither of us is quitting. 181 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,137 Interesting. 182 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,055 You were fine with Chase and Cameron dating. 183 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,765 You obviously don't actually have an... 184 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,058 You're fired. 185 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,062 How long you gonna keep this up? 186 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,857 - We know you're not... - Wrong. Again. 187 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,859 In fact, in the last few weeks, 188 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,194 it's hard to remember a correct call you made. 189 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,947 If Chase had compromised his professional judgment to help Cameron, 190 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,741 I would have fired his ass, too. 191 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:16,992 FOREMAN: When my mistake blew up, 192 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,911 you did everything to keep me from contacting the drug company. 193 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:22,372 To save your license, not your job, 194 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,082 and definitely not your relationship. 195 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,960 So, badge. 196 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,423 Fine. 197 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,106 Why don't you see if you can find us a real case? 198 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,991 How can you discharge me when you have no idea what's wrong? 199 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:01,453 We know what's wrong, and now that you've slept it off... 200 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,288 It's not just the hallucination. 201 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,917 I feel nauseous, my foot feels numb, like it's fallen asleep. 202 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,377 You didn't mention that before. 203 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,920 I didn't notice it before. 204 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,296 Are you hiding from someone? 205 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,881 Why are you so intent on staying here? 206 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,134 I don't feel well. I know there's something wrong with me. 207 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,928 Which foot? 208 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,096 My um. 209 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:27,896 Oh, God. 210 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,527 What the hell is that? What is that? 211 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,988 Your toe just fell off. 212 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,324 (SIGHS) 213 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:45,038 Must be my lucky day. 214 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,499 New symptom means the old symptom was a real symptom, 215 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,585 and I get to keep our pederast priest after all. 216 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,379 Where are Foreman and Thirteen? 217 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,422 They left. 218 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,924 Leprosy could cause necrosis and hallucinations. 219 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,134 Why would they leave? 220 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,678 Because Foreman doesn't work here anymore, 221 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:03,223 and Thirteen is mad that I fired him. 222 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,226 Don't worry, she'll be back. 223 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,437 She'll be pissed off, she'll want to take a stand, 224 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,230 and then Foreman will convince her there's no reason 225 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,149 both of them should be out of a job. 226 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,400 Leprosy's a bad fit. 227 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,568 Why'd you fire Foreman? 228 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,903 I gave him a choice, split or quit. 229 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,740 He chose neither. How about ergotism? 230 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,450 He's giving up his career for her? 231 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,452 He's giving up this career for her. 232 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:27,080 No, normal white blood count. Carbon monoxide poisoning? 233 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,039 They're good doctors. 234 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,041 Separately, they're great doctors. 235 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,545 Better than you. Together they're morons. 236 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,297 Go check out the house that they would have checked 237 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,590 had this been a real case. 238 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,800 And page Thirteen, tell her to run the blood for CO, 239 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,262 and get the priest in a hyperbaric chamber before anything else falls off. 240 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,768 So, what are we gonna do now? 241 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:51,855 I get a letter of recommendation from Cuddy and find a new job. 242 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,149 Oh, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 243 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,279 House was right. Our relationship did affect my judgment. 244 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,117 Then I should quit. It'll be easier for me to find another job. 245 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,244 Not like this one. 246 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,746 (SIGHS) 247 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,331 We should both quit. 248 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,916 What's that gonna accomplish? 249 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,337 Don't worry, I'll be fine. 250 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,257 We'll be fine. 251 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,225 (PAGER BEEPING) 252 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,018 (SIGHS) 253 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,437 Go ahead. 254 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,648 I'll see you tonight? 255 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,982 I'll be home early. 256 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,492 KUTNER: You really think House is done with Foreman? 257 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,536 TAUB: If you ask me, Foreman should be done with Thirteen. 258 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,162 He's not gonna get a better job, 259 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,082 which means he'll end up resenting her for losing this one, 260 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,416 which she'll end up resenting. 261 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,460 Or the hardship will bring them closer together, 262 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,505 she'll invite friends over for Foreman to share. 263 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,841 No leaks from the heater. 264 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,218 She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, 265 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,136 which, by the way, means she's accustomed to partners 266 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,347 who don't need a map to find the treasure. 267 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,308 CO poisoning might have come from these cigarettes. 268 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,519 Not unless he was smoking them in a bell jar. 269 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,062 And even if you know where the treasure is, 270 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,398 it can still be pretty hard to dig it up without a shovel. 271 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,316 You can buy a shovel. 272 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,781 (CLEARS THROAT) 273 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,121 Let's see, how do I keep House 274 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:35,000 from ruining my precious display of religious hypocrisy? 275 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,335 I know, I'll pressure him to attend, 276 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,130 knowing that he'll never agree to anything I actually want him to do. 277 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,757 I didn't pressure you, I invited you. 278 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,427 And there's nothing hypocritical about recognizing your heritage. 279 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,262 So, you keeping kosher now? 280 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,972 Wearing four-cornered garments? 281 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,850 Slaughtering heifers to the god Ra? 282 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,185 Wait, is that one of your people? 283 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,396 Do it all, do nothing or option C, 284 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,481 you're a liar and a hypocrite. 285 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:02,861 House, for better or for worse, you are a part of my life. 286 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,364 It isn't a ploy, it's a sincere invitation. 287 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,283 I honestly want you to come. 288 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,870 Wouldn't miss it for the world. 289 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,958 I'm glad. 290 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,007 You idiot. I was free and clear. 291 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,384 Now he's coming, and it's your fault. 292 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,136 Since when have your failed attempts 293 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,764 at communication through lies become my fault? 294 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,225 Since you forgot how to keep your mouth shut. 295 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,978 You messed it up, and now you're gonna fix it. 296 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,356 And you're gonna keep my name out of it. 297 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,818 KUTNER: How is he? 298 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,237 THIRTEEN: Stable. Necrosis doesn't look to be spreading. 299 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,740 I was talking about Foreman. Is he really gonna leave? 300 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,951 That's usually what people do when they get fired. 301 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,077 Why are you biting my head off? 302 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,662 I was just wondering what he was gonna do. 303 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,580 You're right, I'm sorry. It's not your fault. 304 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,998 It's not House's fault, either. 305 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,541 He gave you guys a chance, you blew it. 306 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,585 He didn't give us a chance, he gave us an ultimatum. 307 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,672 I would have thought five years here would buy a mistake or two. 308 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,715 Help me! 309 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,387 Help me. 310 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,142 I can't breathe. Feels like someone's sitting on my chest. 311 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,269 Looks like a heart attack. 312 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,188 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 313 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,733 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 314 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,530 I assume you've heard. 315 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,283 I can't override him. 316 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,285 I'm not asking you to override him. 317 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,371 I'm asking for a letter of recommendation. 318 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:42,335 Eric, the reality here is, House should have fired you. 319 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,379 You falsified medical records, 320 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,673 put this hospital's reputation in jeopardy. 321 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,800 You're lucky you still have a license. 322 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:54,180 I can't get a decent position at another hospital without a recommendation. 323 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,602 I'm sorry. 324 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,027 Chest pain wasn't angina. EKG ruled out heart attack. 325 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:10,030 So, the good news is, he didn't have a heart attack. 326 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,157 The bad news is, I apparently fired the only guy 327 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,951 who actually knows what a heart attack looks like. 328 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,828 So, the man of God who doesn't believe in God 329 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,997 had a heart attack that isn't a heart attack. 330 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,833 Do I know how to pick awesome cases or what? 331 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,251 Could be a clotting disorder. 332 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,045 Three different symptoms, three different clots? 333 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:29,424 I know. How cool is that? You two do an angio. 334 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,472 You don't want to work, so why don't you just go get me a lottery ticket? 335 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,515 The sicker he gets, the luckier I feel. 336 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,100 KUTNER: Where are you going? 337 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,394 I've been wanting to introduce myself. 338 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,862 You really a virgin? 339 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,115 You have to treat me, you don't have to believe me. 340 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,951 And before we treat you, we have to diagnose you. 341 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,287 Not knowing whether we can believe you is making that difficult. 342 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,039 Everything I've told you is true. 343 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:05,126 You lost your faith because a teenager got confused. 344 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,629 And my church abandoned me, and my God forsook me, 345 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,298 and I couldn't come up with a reason why a god would do that. 346 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,425 God gave the church and the kid free will. 347 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,844 Their exercise of that free will hurt you. 348 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,098 Means you're just a victim of God's gift to mankind. 349 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,100 Oh, yeah. God wants life to have meaning. 350 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,018 Life's meaningless without free will. 351 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,772 With free will, there's always suffering. So God wants suffering. 352 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:29,567 I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it. 353 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,862 And even if I bought that, what the hell is God doing? 354 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,489 Just the big stuff? 355 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,866 The acts of God, the hurricanes, the earthquakes, 356 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,452 the random killings of millions of innocent people? 357 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,995 Then we better damn pray. 358 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,125 God, I wish you weren't a pedophile. 359 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:50,797 Lungs are clean. No embolism, no pleurisy, no pneumonia. 360 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,549 I'm sorry, this is going to hurt. 361 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,926 No, it's fine. 362 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,511 KUTNER: No pain at all? 363 00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,515 - No, why? - Because there should be. 364 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,810 You feel that? 365 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:04,978 No. 366 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,147 Regional anesthesia's a new symptom. 367 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,399 Unless the chest pain is related to the numbness. 368 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,359 It's not circulatory, it's neurological. 369 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,194 Run a nerve conduction study. 370 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,029 And be careful. If you kill him, 371 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,073 he'll be dancing with the Dark One. 372 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:23,163 Why the hell are you going to Cuddy's baby naming? 373 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,290 It's a religious ceremony, it's boring. 374 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,125 Why waste a good evening that could be much better spent 375 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,044 in a drunken stupor, feeling sorry for yourself? 376 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,171 Okay- 377 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,089 Okay? Okay, you won't go? 378 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,049 Okay, your obligation to Cuddy is fulfilled. 379 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,217 (SIGHS) 380 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,177 Why are you doing this? 381 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,761 Why did Hillary conquer Everest? 382 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:39,721 You always have a reason. 383 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,306 It's usually a bad one, but a reason. 384 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,557 She's being childish. 385 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,768 See, that's an example from the bad category. Is it resentment? 386 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,062 The stork brought home a new baby and you don't want to share Mommy, 387 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,899 or you just can't stand to see others happy? 388 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,233 She's trying to play me. 389 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,069 If I let her succeed, the terrorists win. 390 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,575 (BOTH CHATTERING) 391 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,662 I heard there might be an opening in the ER. 392 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,581 Foreman's a neurologist, that's not where he... 393 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,750 I did an ER rotation in Miami. 394 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,378 If I can find another position, I figure House will rehire Foreman. 395 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,755 Don't quit. 396 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,423 Cuddy wouldn't give Foreman a recommendation. 397 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,217 He's not gonna be able to find a decent job. 398 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,551 Foreman shouldn't leave, either. 399 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,304 You think they should split up? 400 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,765 Office romances are a bad idea. 401 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,101 We beat some very long odds. 402 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,729 Wow, honey, save the gushy stuff for the wedding. 403 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:30,772 House is playing with you. 404 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,857 If you let him get away with it, he won't respect you anyway. 405 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,192 Or House is helping you. 406 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,902 He knows it probably won't work out, 407 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:39,072 and he's actually doing you a favor. 408 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,491 Yeah, that sounds a lot more like House. 409 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,702 I know they're looking for someone at Mercy. I'll make a call. 410 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,039 Is your boss always like that? 411 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,290 Usually worse. 412 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,460 Finding a fellow atheist always makes his day. 413 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,129 You think it's possible maybe God's testing your faith? 414 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,464 No, I already failed. 415 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,883 There'd be no point in what he's doing to me now. 416 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,678 Got something. Looks like intercostal neuralgia. 417 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:02,971 BRESSON: What's that? 418 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,140 Something's traumatizing one of the nerves that runs along your ribs. 419 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,017 Explains the chest pain and numbness. 420 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,811 Could also cause muscle atrophy. 421 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,729 - Does it do anything to the eyes? - Why? What's wrong? 422 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,523 You're seeing Jesus again? 423 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,942 I'm seeing nothing. My right eye went blind. 424 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,367 TAUB: Ophthalmological exam's normal. 425 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,827 Nothing structurally wrong with the eye. 426 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,871 His heart rate's down, sensory loss is becoming more diffuse, 427 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,748 progressive muscle weakness. He's shutting down. 428 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,793 It's got to be something systemic, like autoimmune. 429 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,384 - CSF was clear for Guillain-Barré. - Cancer? 430 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,428 TAUB: Imaging studies have been clear for tumors. 431 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,846 Then that leaves infection. 432 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,681 He'd be brimming with white blood cells. 433 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,852 Or we're at the backstage door of a Duran Duran concert. 434 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,314 Hundreds of screaming girls clustered around. 435 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,273 What does that mean? 436 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,399 That girls like rock bands. 437 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,736 The presence of the fans indicates the presence of the band. 438 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,572 Different night. Same band, same door. 439 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,574 Now there's not a girl in sight. 440 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:05,533 What does that mean? 441 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,826 Sorry, I don't speak hair band. 442 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,911 They weren't a hair band, they were new romantics. 443 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,079 The band already left? 444 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,041 Nope. Band's still there, still rocking out. 445 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:17,462 When does the absence of the fans not indicate the absence of the band? 446 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,759 When it's 2009. There aren't any Duran Duran fans. 447 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,385 They don't make them anymore. 448 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,636 If there's no infection, 449 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,222 it's because there aren't any fans, no white cells. 450 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,100 You think his spleen? 451 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,479 Why do I bother with these great metaphors 452 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:35,646 if I still have to spell it out? 453 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,982 Yes, I think it's his spleen. Go get a biopsy. 454 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,818 I'll try to get New Moon on Monday out of my head. 455 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,490 Why are you talking this time? 456 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,038 If I quit, will you rehire Foreman? 457 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,498 Why? 458 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,958 He can't find another job, I can. 459 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,461 And you're willing to make that sacrifice for him? 460 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,587 Yes. 461 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,132 Does Foreman know about this plan? 462 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,342 Yes. 463 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,683 Well, if he's okay with it, who am I to say no? 464 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,689 KUTNER: Hold still. 465 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,113 You think it's my spleen? 466 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,824 (SIGHS) That's what they're testing. 467 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,786 So, if I happen to cure you, what happens then? 468 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,665 You start thinking that God was working through me, 469 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,375 this is some sort of miracle? 470 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,419 Do you think I'm an idiot? 471 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:40,837 That's what I'm testing. 472 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,215 Losing my faith wasn't a choice I made. 473 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,092 It happened, it's gone, for good. 474 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:49,929 But if it can magically disappear, it can magically reappear. 475 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,390 And that's what you're hoping. 476 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,809 - Your job... - Sucks. 477 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,896 That's my point. You could make more money frapping decafs, 478 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,774 and yet you're still ministering to the meek. 479 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:04,485 Why do the Lord's work if the Lord has left the building? 480 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,320 I've been with the church my entire adult life. 481 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,573 It's my only marketable skill. 482 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:11,492 I detect the stink of leftover faith. 483 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,996 You want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? 484 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,457 You act like you don't care about anyone, 485 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:20,418 but here you are, saving lives. 486 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:24,297 Solving puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damage. 487 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:27,717 Nice try. I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right, 488 00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:31,596 I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong, to give you hope. 489 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,100 You want to believe, don't you? 490 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:43,774 Yeah. I want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. 491 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,859 But I don't think it's a good idea 492 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,820 to tell people to go fornicate with fruit. 493 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,787 Hey, I was just talking about you. 494 00:24:56,913 --> 00:25:00,082 Well, not you specifically, whores and hypocrisy. 495 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:04,378 (SIGHS) You were right. I don't want you there. 496 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:08,424 It's a special occasion, filled with love and acceptance, 497 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,717 and the last thing I need is someone there 498 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,386 who's filled with loathing and contempt. 499 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,473 Okay- 500 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,601 That's it? 501 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,063 You're really not coming? 502 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,523 I'm really not coming. 503 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,318 Thank you. 504 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:28,861 You're welcome. 505 00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,697 Gosh, I feel so grown-up. 506 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,952 He's obviously just jerking you around. 507 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,662 Wants to see if you're serious. 508 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:39,830 If you just stick it out, I think he'll bring Foreman back. 509 00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:41,666 I don't. And even if I'm wrong, 510 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,793 I think you should still split up. 511 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,045 It's just a matter of time before one of you finds 512 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,755 the other in bed with another woman. 513 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,757 This coming from the relationship expert. 514 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,008 12 years and counting. 515 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,511 Hey, if you can make it that long, then anyone can. 516 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,221 Funny how the two people in the room 517 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,973 who think relationships are easy 518 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,224 are both single. 519 00:25:58,349 --> 00:25:59,392 I don't think they're easy. 520 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:00,351 That's why I think 521 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:01,978 if you find something that could be good, 522 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:02,979 you should hang on to it. 523 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:05,856 Everything could be good, very little ever is. 524 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,818 His spleen is fine. Just some insignificant traces of minor bugs. 525 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,570 Nothing that'd make him sick. 526 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:11,862 Which minor bugs? 527 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,119 Why do people suddenly find religion when they have kids? 528 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,704 Fear of the unknown. 529 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:21,998 Cornerstone of faith. 530 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,750 I think it makes perfect sense. 531 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:28,254 So it makes sense because it doesn't make sense? 532 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:31,549 The fact that you're railing about it doesn't make a lot of sense. 533 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,802 You really got a thing for your boss, huh? 534 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,097 I've got a thing for my boss's thing. 535 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:42,393 She doesn't have a thing per so. I'm big on metaphors. 536 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:47,857 What about you? Twenty-nine years of celibacy. 537 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,150 What's holding you back now? 538 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,444 Who wants a relationship with a priest? 539 00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:52,903 Who wants a relationship? 540 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,868 House. 541 00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:03,623 It's the holy water. 542 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:06,876 We assumed if it was an infection, it had to be something big and nasty. 543 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,878 But he has pneumocystis, 544 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,797 a harmless bug that's everywhere and never makes anyone sick, 545 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,091 unless they have a compromised immune system. 546 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:26,812 So Father Nietzsche has AIDS. 547 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,234 Impossible. 548 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:33,986 I've never had a blood transfusion, 549 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:36,572 I've never done IV drugs, I've never had sex. 550 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,157 So prove it. Have an AIDS test. 551 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,951 No. I know I don't have AIDS. 552 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,162 We can't treat you until we know what it is. 553 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,622 A negative result proves nothing. 554 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,666 On the off chance it's a false positive, 555 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:49,001 I permanently lose any credibility I have left. 556 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,294 I'd say you just lost that. 557 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,463 I'd say I lost that with you a long time ago. 558 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,052 TAUB: We should start treatment for AIDS. 559 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,011 KUTNER: We need to be sure. 560 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,806 The antiretrovirals could fry his heart, his liver, his kidneys... 561 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,557 - I'm willing to take that chance. - Big of you. 562 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,476 I'm more worried about the kid he molested. 563 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:06,811 We should be finding him and getting him tested. 564 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,020 You don't think he already got tested? 565 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:09,772 Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, 566 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,565 but that's a chance I'm not willing to take. 567 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:14,193 Legally, we can't inform sexual partners about STDs. 568 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,987 This isn't some middle-aged barfly who likes it bareback, 569 00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:18,698 this is an innocent kid who was molested. 570 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:21,367 You just want to rub the priest's face in it. Get him transferred again. 571 00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:24,620 Yeah, heaven forbid a diddler has job issues. 572 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:27,665 And you get brought up on charges. 573 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:31,127 Lost enough doctors this week. Treat him for AIDS. 574 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,214 Found a job. 575 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,175 I didn't know you were looking. 576 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,761 Eggers at Mercy says I can start Monday. 577 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,723 - Why would you... - House says if I go, you can come back. 578 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,474 (CHUCKLES) It's been less than two days. 579 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,310 You give up on me that fast? You get a job behind my back? 580 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,687 You're acting like I'm cheating on you. 581 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:51,772 I said I would handle this. 582 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:55,025 House knew you'd be like this. 583 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,153 (SCOFFS) 584 00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,404 Wow. 585 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:02,032 Guess House knows me better than you do. 586 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,909 Too bad I don't go both ways. 587 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,287 Good night. 588 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,712 Don't you hate when they put the mushrooms underneath the cheese? 589 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:18,174 Your attendance is validating her hypocrisy. 590 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:22,386 If she invited you to a ceremonial lynching, would you go? 591 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:26,223 It would depend on what she was serving. Everyone's a hypocrite. 592 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:29,769 Why are you suddenly so obsessed with Cuddy's particular brand? 593 00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:31,812 I'm just making conversation. 594 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:32,938 Would you rather we go back to talking 595 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:34,774 about mushrooms and cheese? 596 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,526 You're the hypocrite. You want to go. 597 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,780 You don't resent this baby, you want to be a part of it. 598 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:44,033 Yes, but not until her 16th birthday in some states. 599 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:45,701 This is ridiculous. You two deserve each other. 600 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,455 If you want to go, just go and act like a human being. 601 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:53,250 Wow. Solid advice. Except for two things. 602 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:56,212 I'm acting like I don't want to go because I don't want to go, 603 00:29:56,337 --> 00:30:01,884 and I am incapable of acting like a human being. 604 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,524 Ryan? 605 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,570 - Yeah. - I'm Dr. Chris Taub. Can we talk? 606 00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:24,156 Yeah. What's wrong? 607 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,076 In private? 608 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:28,744 Nobody's listening to us here. 609 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,873 I work at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital. 610 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,209 I have some news about Father Daniel Bresson. 611 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,504 What about him? 612 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,800 We believe he has AIDS. 613 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,553 Okay, so? 614 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:50,474 Well, given the incident four years ago, 615 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,602 I think you should be tested, unless you've already done so. 616 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,317 How sick is he? 617 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,610 Very. 618 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,114 Okay. Well, thanks. 619 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:09,076 Have you been tested? 620 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,536 Yeah. 621 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:12,913 And? 622 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,500 And it really isn't any of your business. 623 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,598 I want my job back. 624 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:37,396 Love, sacrifice, deception and now betrayal. 625 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,732 This is better than a telenovela. 626 00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:41,275 What's going on? 627 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,653 Well, either Foreman is here as the two of you discussed, 628 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,364 to beg for his job back in exchange for me dumping you 629 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,658 or nothing. 630 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:53,579 You're trying to get me fired? 631 00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,873 I'm suggesting you quit and I stay, 632 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,083 which is exactly what you suggested last night. 633 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,752 I told Eggers I didn't want the job. 634 00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:03,464 Find another one. it took you eight hours to find that one. 635 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,383 The point is, why didn't you tell me you were doing this? 636 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:07,718 Why are you here without me? 637 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,678 You're overreacting. We'll talk about this later. 638 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,764 That's what this is about. It's about you taking control. 639 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,308 It's about you not being able to handle me saving your ass. 640 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,185 And you're not being controlling right now? 641 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:19,021 Yeah, who's the controlling bitch now? 642 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,773 House, shut up. 643 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,817 You never wanted to take that other job. 644 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,611 You never wanted to save me. 645 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:28,530 You wanted to offer to save me, so you wouldn't feel guilty. 646 00:32:28,656 --> 00:32:31,784 You knew I'd say no. That's why you're so mad right now. 647 00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:37,039 You're an idiot. 648 00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:46,882 Well, either you can go after her and try and patch things up, 649 00:32:47,925 --> 00:32:51,011 or you blow her off and take your old job back. 650 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:56,392 (SIGHS) 651 00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:05,275 Welcome back. 652 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:11,824 The AIDS meds aren't gonna work. 653 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,493 If you'd let us do a test, we could stop treating you, 654 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:16,161 or you could stop lying. 655 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:18,372 (GROANS) 656 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,748 I know the feeling. 657 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,835 BP's climbing. You feeling okay? 658 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,795 No. I feel flushed. 659 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,049 I'm burning all over. My chest... 660 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,806 TAUB: It's not a new symptom, 661 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,433 it's just a reaction to the AIDS meds. 662 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:39,852 Yeah, he reacted by getting worse. Means it's not AIDS. 663 00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:41,270 "So went Satan forth 664 00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:45,315 from the presence of the Lord and smote Job sore with boils." 665 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:47,693 You think it's Hyper lgE Syndrome? 666 00:33:47,818 --> 00:33:50,529 I prefer the colloquial term, Job's Syndrome. 667 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,990 Explains the symptoms, and my quote. 668 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:55,117 It's the first thing I checked. lgE levels are normal. 669 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,660 It could be some other genetic disorder. 670 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,788 Cerebral microtumors could explain the blindness and the hallucinations. 671 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:01,790 We didn't find any tumors. 672 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,917 That's why I didn't say tumors, I said microtumors. 673 00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:07,921 So your explanation doesn't depend on us being major morons, just morons? 674 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,175 - We should start genetic testing. - Takes too long. 675 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,177 - So we start treatment. - Treatment is surgery. 676 00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:14,928 We can't open him up without confirmation. 677 00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,181 So your position is we can't test and we can't treat? 678 00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:19,266 My position is you're wrong. 679 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,934 This isn't going to work. 680 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:24,188 Are you kidding? I've never felt more alive. 681 00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:27,107 Conflict breeds creativity. Go run the genetic test. 682 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,317 On it. 683 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,367 So, now you don't think I have AIDS? 684 00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:38,952 I still think it's AIDS. 685 00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:42,539 On the off chance it isn't, we're pursuing other avenues. 686 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:48,670 Ryan. 687 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:54,510 He's... He's dying? 688 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,386 We don't know what's wrong with him. 689 00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:59,264 - Can I speak to him? - I don't think that's a good idea. 690 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:00,432 Ryan? 691 00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:07,731 Why don't I get you a... Come on, Ryan. Now's not a good time. 692 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:18,367 I'm sorry. 693 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,624 For everything. 694 00:35:33,549 --> 00:35:35,050 I'm sorry. 695 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,360 I know. 696 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:56,780 I know. 697 00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:12,337 (SIGHS) 698 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:14,131 (DOOR OPENING) 699 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:19,052 Any second thoughts about Cuddy? 700 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:23,265 No, but please feel free to blather on. 701 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,392 Raising a child on her own is scary. 702 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,562 She's just doing what you do, what everyone does. 703 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,938 Trying to avoid pain. 704 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:31,899 Religion is not the opiate of the masses, 705 00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:34,651 religion is the placebo of the masses. 706 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,236 If you're saying that she's not a hypocrite... 707 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,907 I'm not. I'm trying to give you a rational reason 708 00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:44,494 to overlook her hypocrisy, so you don't feel like a hypocrite for going. 709 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,705 Oh. Sorry, continue. 710 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,123 Okay- 711 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:52,502 Even if an absolute truth exists, we can't know all of it. 712 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:55,714 And you can't condemn her for recognizing that. 713 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,069 Are you eliminating symptoms? 714 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:18,904 We can know everything. 715 00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:21,448 This is medicine, not metaphysics. 716 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,158 Truth is truth. 717 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:29,456 It fits. 718 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,083 It doesn't fit. 719 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,210 You can't eliminate a symptom. 720 00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,128 I can if it's not a symptom. 721 00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:36,922 Well, what is it? 722 00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,215 Not a symptom. 723 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:49,309 You're not going to die. 724 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,439 You have Wiskott-Aldrich Syndrome. 725 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:56,692 It impairs your immune system, 726 00:37:56,817 --> 00:38:00,654 makes you susceptible to all the AIDS stuff without actually having AIDS. 727 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,532 And you didn't catch it, you were born with it. 728 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,325 Another gift from God. 729 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:08,704 You sure? 730 00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:10,455 Genetic tests should confirm it, 731 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:14,334 but it explains all your symptoms. Toe, chest, eyes, skin. 732 00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:17,170 What about my hallucination? 733 00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:19,172 Scotch explains that. 734 00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:24,553 That was just a coincidence? 735 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:29,057 Coincidences do happen. 736 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:35,814 But that coincidence is what brought me to you in the first place. 737 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:41,236 You promised you wouldn't go there. 738 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:48,160 Einstein said, "Coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous." 739 00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:54,082 A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich." 740 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,669 You didn't even want to take my case. You didn't even think I was sick. 741 00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:02,299 The fact that I was wrong is not a proof of God. 742 00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,513 I'm just trying to understand 743 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:12,100 how my life can completely turn around in a single day. 744 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:18,315 Don't worry, your life will go back to sucking soon enough. 745 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:24,321 Everything that happened to you can be rationally explained. 746 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,158 I know. It's just... 747 00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:35,624 That's a lot of coincidences. 748 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,726 House was right about the priest. 749 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,188 Genetic test confirmed it was Wiskott-Aldrich. 750 00:39:58,563 --> 00:39:59,606 And I would've discharged him. 751 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,191 Everybody would've discharged him. 752 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:05,320 House included. He only took that case as a stall. 753 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:09,074 And yet it was a real case, and he solved it. 754 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,701 By violating his own principles, 755 00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:14,287 and ignoring the admitting symptoms. 756 00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:16,206 Still, he somehow got away with it. 757 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,835 Saved another life. 758 00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:23,255 You want him there tonight. 759 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:30,262 You should tell him. 760 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,273 (CLEARS THROAT) 761 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:51,283 Cold out there. 762 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,785 At least you have shoes that cover your toes. 763 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,331 So, it's tonight? 764 00:40:58,457 --> 00:40:59,624 Yeah. 765 00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,377 Bad weather for it, huh? 766 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:03,628 Maybe you'll get lucky. 767 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:07,382 Maybe your sister will decide the roads are too dangerous to drive on. 768 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:08,633 (CHUCKLES) 769 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:10,051 Fingers crossed. 770 00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:18,018 Have fun. 771 00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:04,439 (PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC ON PIANO)