1 00:00:02,796 --> 00:00:07,008 The Chinese Water Torture Cell was invented in 1911 by Harry Houdini. 2 00:00:11,346 --> 00:00:13,223 Nothing like new material. 3 00:00:13,348 --> 00:00:15,600 He was lowered head-first into the water. 4 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:19,396 His ankles were locked and bolted to the top of the tank. 5 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:22,649 I'm going to need a volunteer. 6 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:24,734 Ooh! Ooh! 7 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,655 The guy dislocating his shoulder, right there. 8 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:30,115 Could you tell the guy next to you to come up? 9 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,825 (ALL LAUGHING) 10 00:00:32,325 --> 00:00:34,577 Come on, get up there, man. Get up there, man! Come on! 11 00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:36,162 (ALL APPLAUDING) 12 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,415 Come on! 13 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,590 - Hi, have we met before? - No. 14 00:00:47,716 --> 00:00:49,968 See, if you'd said, "Yes," you could've gone back to your seat. 15 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:53,805 Now, can you vouch for this audience that this is a glass tank full of water? 16 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,014 - Yeah. - No, you can't. 17 00:00:55,140 --> 00:00:57,809 You haven't done anything yet. Come on. 18 00:00:57,934 --> 00:00:59,227 Knock on the glass. 19 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:01,271 Solid glass. Knock on it. 20 00:01:01,688 --> 00:01:04,733 It's real water, too. llana, splash the guy. 21 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,610 - Does that feel wet to you? - Yeah. 22 00:01:07,736 --> 00:01:10,029 And you think that proves it's water? I think we have met. 23 00:01:10,155 --> 00:01:12,532 Do you know the public washroom behind the truck stop east of Omaha? 24 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:13,783 - No. - See, if you'd said, "Yes," 25 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,119 that would have been so funny. 26 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:18,747 Hold out your arms for me. 27 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,040 - You've done this before, right? - No. 28 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,877 Again, two choices and you went for the unfunny one. 29 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:44,314 Now, remember. There's only one thing you've got to be able to do. 30 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:47,817 Drag a screaming, crying shackled man out of a tank of water. 31 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:48,902 Up! 32 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:58,870 Hey, you can swim, right? 33 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:01,122 Tell me you can swim! 34 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:02,707 Yeah. 35 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,460 Two answers, man. Two answers! 36 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:22,060 Is that part of the act? 37 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,645 I'm new. I think so. 38 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,482 Maybe not. 39 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,527 Get up here! 40 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,078 Aw. 41 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:26,249 Five eager doctors, and no sick people. 42 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:30,920 Let us try and fill our spare time with a new challenge. 43 00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:32,714 The winner gets immunity... 44 00:03:32,881 --> 00:03:34,924 I've a sick guy. I saw this magician last night... 45 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,385 The girl's fine. He didn't really cut her in half. 46 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:40,054 His heart stopped while he was hanging upside down in a water tank. 47 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:43,433 A drowning man's heart stopped? That is a mystery. 48 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:46,477 Along with immunity, the winner gets to nominate two... 49 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:48,771 He lost consciousness almost as soon as he hit the water. 50 00:03:48,897 --> 00:03:52,233 You have to leave work at 6:00 p.m., but you make time for man dates? 51 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:53,401 What's the challenge? 52 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:54,777 Are we not allowed to be friends? 53 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,155 I'm just hurt. When I asked you to come see Mamma Mia... 54 00:03:57,322 --> 00:03:59,365 No history of heart disease, no angina, no... 55 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,491 He's lying.- 56 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:01,826 About his history? ER confirmed... 57 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,203 About everything. He's a magician. That's what they do. 58 00:04:04,329 --> 00:04:07,248 He screwed up the trick, started drowning and he got a cardiac arrest. 59 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,876 You were talking about a challenge? 60 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:13,588 The winner nominates two of your competitors. 61 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,674 I will fire one of them. 62 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:20,845 Even if he was drowning, 63 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,931 it would have taken longer to set off a cardiac incident 64 00:04:23,056 --> 00:04:23,890 without some underlying problem... 65 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:26,017 Fine. Go run your tests. 66 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,769 If you're wrong, you're fired. 67 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:28,811 If I'm right, do I stay? 68 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:32,482 If I say no, are you going to let your patient die? 69 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:36,736 What's the challenge? 70 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:40,281 We can all applaud the doctor who's willing to break all the rules. 71 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:43,368 But the real hero is the unsung doctor, 72 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:47,872 toiling in anonymity, because he broke the rules without getting caught. 73 00:04:48,081 --> 00:04:50,750 I need to know you have these skills. 74 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,335 I need you 75 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:56,714 to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy. 76 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:01,052 Not kidding. 77 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:04,472 Thong, Cuddy, go- 78 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:12,855 It's how I got hired. 79 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,112 You're actually considering this? 80 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:22,323 If you want to stand on principle, I really respect you for that. 81 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:25,118 It's childish, unprofessional and inappropriate. 82 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:26,327 The job is not worth it. 83 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:30,707 We should all beg off, tell him we failed, no winners, no losers. 84 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:32,917 Fine. 85 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:34,794 You're going to do it, aren't you? 86 00:05:34,919 --> 00:05:36,754 Of course I'm going to do it. 87 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,801 No valvular regurgitation, 88 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:44,804 no wall motion abnormalities, no other structural defects. 89 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:47,765 If you didn't sound so despondent, I'd say that was good news. 90 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,226 It is for you, not for him. 91 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,520 Notice any heaviness in your legs the last couple days? 92 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:53,938 Why isn't it good news for you? 93 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:57,734 Because if there's nothing wrong with you, he gets fired. 94 00:05:57,859 --> 00:06:00,236 - Seriously? - Somewhat seriously. Your legs? 95 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:01,988 Haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary. 96 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:05,408 - Shortness of breath? - Would it help if I puked? 97 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,705 Pick a card. 98 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,708 - Any tightness in your chest or arms? - Pick a card. 99 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:14,792 You don't seem too worried. 100 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,169 Would you please pick a card? 101 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:18,379 Our boss thinks your cardiac arrest was just a result 102 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,256 of you accidentally drowning. 103 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:23,760 Your boss is an idiot. Put it back. Shuffle them up. 104 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,636 So, then, why aren't you worried? 105 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:27,847 Either I'm dying or I'm not. 106 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,682 I mean, I don't want the ride to be over, 107 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:33,144 but unless worrying is some new form of treatment... 108 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:35,897 - Your card. - No. 109 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,858 I'm going to prep you for a transesophageal echo. 110 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:39,817 You sure you shuffled these? 111 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,986 And I'm going to need to sedate you. 112 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,739 Might wanna check your wallet first. 113 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:48,659 Would you check your wallet? It's part of the trick. 114 00:06:51,496 --> 00:06:52,497 (EXCLAIMS) 115 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:59,170 That's my card. How did you do that? 116 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:01,047 Do it again? 117 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:14,852 - Thought you weren't playing. - I'm not. 118 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:16,229 She'll fire you if she catches you. 119 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,023 I don't think she can fire me for not trying to steal her panties. 120 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,441 You trying to will them off? 121 00:07:20,775 --> 00:07:21,943 If I had a plan, 122 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:25,446 the first part would be not telling you what the plan was. 123 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,198 You haven't touched that coffee. 124 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,407 Yes, I have. 125 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:32,620 She can't keep her panties on if they're wet. We work together. 126 00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:34,831 One wins, protects the other. 127 00:07:34,956 --> 00:07:40,169 Or, I win by myself, and then you try desperately to convince me to spare you. 128 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,758 Dr. Cuddy! 129 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:46,843 (TAUB AND AMBER EXCLAIM) 130 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,178 Dr. Taub, are you okay? 131 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,097 I just tripped. I'm so sorry. 132 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:54,809 I have some extra time. Do you need any help in the clinic? 133 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:55,893 Okay- 134 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:05,319 We found no apparent cause for the arrest. TTE and TEE revealed no... 135 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:08,030 Send the patient home. You can give him a lift. 136 00:08:08,364 --> 00:08:10,324 We checked for clots, we checked for... 137 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,535 You're reporting to me because you're scared to report to House, 138 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,620 because you found nothing, because this isn't a case. 139 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,289 And you thought I'd save your ass. 140 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:17,665 Yeah. 141 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:22,503 I thought he was sick. What was I supposed to do? 142 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:26,924 What about his lungs? Decreased oxygen saturation leads to heart failure. 143 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,926 - ER didn't find anything. - ER wasn't looking. 144 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,513 Too busy trying to keep him alive. Get an MRI. 145 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:39,103 WOMAN: Clinic. 146 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:42,356 Yes, can you ask Dr. Cuddy to come to the nurses' station? Stat. 147 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,900 Right away. 148 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,587 (FIRE ALARM RINGING) 149 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:10,176 I asked you to get Dr. Cuddy. 150 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:12,678 Dr. Taub said she'd be right out. 151 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:22,605 A fungus in my lungs? How would I even get something like that? 152 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,815 Well, right now it's just a theory. We don't even know if... 153 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:26,817 God, I knew I shouldn't have done those mushrooms in college. 154 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:28,110 I'm sure there's no connection. 155 00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:29,654 It was a joke. 156 00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:32,073 You really lose your sense of humor when your job's on the line. 157 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:34,951 Sorry. Most dying people don't really like to... 158 00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:37,870 Not that you're dying. 159 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,538 But a little sick would be perfect? 160 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:40,915 Yeah. 161 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,210 (SCREAMING) 162 00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:46,003 My stomach! 163 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,880 Stabbing or throbbing? 164 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,467 Grey Turner's sign. He's got internal bleeding. 165 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,718 I'll call surgery. 166 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,805 The surgeons have transfused three units AB positive, 167 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:57,390 but they're still looking for the source of the bleed. 168 00:09:57,515 --> 00:10:00,309 No trauma. Could be liver disease, vitamin K deficiency. 169 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,104 Only thing we know for sure it's not, nothing. 170 00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:05,189 And we would've noticed something chronic like liver disease. 171 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,984 It's probably an intestinal infarct. 172 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,527 No, I got it! 173 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:14,865 (TAUB CLEARS THROAT) 174 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:17,368 Eau de Cuddy. 175 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,203 No way. How did you get them? 176 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,621 Only one way. 177 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:25,001 These are not Cuddy's panties. 178 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,127 You don't think that I... 179 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:27,253 No. 180 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:31,048 Also, she's wearing a red bra today. 181 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,967 Like I'm the only one who noticed. 182 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,012 Means that the downstairs will match. 183 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,139 Do your research, people. 184 00:10:38,264 --> 00:10:41,642 An intestinal infarct could be linked to the cardiac arrest. 185 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:42,977 Hike up your skirt. 186 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:44,729 That's rude, even for you. 187 00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:48,816 Hike it down then. You're wearing a black bra. Let's see the underwear. 188 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,026 No! 189 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,154 You two cut a deal. 190 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,247 If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough. 191 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,124 So, you're not wearing any underwear? 192 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,751 There's a guy bleeding... 193 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:11,088 Foreman, she's not wearing any underwear. You used to be more fun. 194 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,049 She's not wearing any underwear, big deal. 195 00:11:13,299 --> 00:11:15,843 When she stops wearing clothes, then we can drop the medical stuff. 196 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,261 Let me see the MRI film. 197 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,637 We didn't get any images. 198 00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:20,598 He started screaming as soon as I turned it on. 199 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,058 Define soon. 200 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,436 I didn't even get a chance to sit down. 201 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,646 You guys ever wonder 202 00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:31,817 how he was going to get out of that water tank? 203 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,277 You, come. 204 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:46,874 Lacerations in his digestive tract and his spleen is shredded. 205 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,960 Ladies and gentlemen, I have nothing in my hands, 206 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:51,837 nothing up my sleeve. 207 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:54,715 I do have something in my pants, 208 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,884 but it's not going to help with this particular trick. 209 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,719 Watch closely. 210 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,849 - How you been? - Fine, 'til now. 211 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,688 Ta-da! 212 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,983 Now, you disappear. 213 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,326 Look familiar? 214 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:26,997 The MRI's magnet ripped this through your intestine into your spleen. 215 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:30,251 Forgot about that, on account of almost dying. 216 00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:32,962 Where's Dr. Kutner? 217 00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:35,005 He's no longer on your case. 218 00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:37,466 'Cause there's nothing wrong with you. 219 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,969 I didn't screw up that trick. 220 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,430 Everything that's happened can be explained 221 00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:45,057 by you being forgetful and incompetent. 222 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,892 You screwed up, you passed out... 223 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:50,354 Know my favorite time to lie? When my life hangs in the balance. 224 00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:52,982 Your life doesn't hang in the balance. 225 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:54,650 You know your life doesn't hang in the balance. 226 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,235 Your reputation might hang... 227 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,820 You ever do magic as a kid? 228 00:12:58,154 --> 00:13:01,031 You seem like the type. Lonely, obsessive... 229 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,992 I outgrew it. You? 230 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:05,244 Pick a card? 231 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,913 Too much trouble. Can I just pick my nose? 232 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,540 I am not a hack. 233 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,962 I tell you how it's done, will you go home? 234 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:21,302 Guess you're going to make it magically appear in my wallet... 235 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,558 You are a hack. 236 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,948 I don't screw up. 237 00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:56,754 Nosebleed that major means he's actually sick. 238 00:13:57,505 --> 00:14:00,382 Means the cardiac arrest was a symptom. 239 00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:01,842 Stop gloating. 240 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:02,968 I'm not gloating. 241 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,220 Then what's that smirk? 242 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,013 No smirk, it's just how I look. 243 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,515 What about the underwear challenge? 244 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,725 I declare it officially on hold. 245 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,269 Not really fair, but I get it. 246 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,871 It's Cuddy's. 247 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:31,956 Pull down your pants. 248 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:33,165 You think I'm lying? 249 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,419 No, I want to give you a reward. Yes, I think you're lying. 250 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:40,256 Cardiac arrest plus nosebleed. Go. 251 00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:43,842 Patient has no significant family history, no angina, no prior attacks. 252 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,344 What if isn't his heart? 253 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,845 What if it's the vessels around his heart? 254 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:50,516 Polyarteritis nodosa causes cardiac symptoms and hypertension, 255 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:51,475 which makes his nose bleed. 256 00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:54,895 You know what else makes your nose bleed and your heart race? Cocaine. 257 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,022 Guy works in a B-list nightclub in Atlantic City. 258 00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:00,025 He's got to be taking regular rolls in the snow. 259 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,736 You, take the gloater to the patient's drug den. 260 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,781 Make sure you pat down his pockets before you leave. 261 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,534 You and Big Love, biopsy a blood vessel from around the heart. 262 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,869 Test for polyarteritis nodosa. 263 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,956 You, in my office. 264 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,755 Those aren't my panties. 265 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,173 I know. 266 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,676 Hypothetical. 267 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:29,054 A young woman does something clumsy in public, 268 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:34,393 and instead of laughing it off, she gets irrationally upset. Explain. 269 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,938 Maybe she's clumsy 'cause she's nervous 270 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,108 'cause she forgot to do her spelling homework. 271 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,819 Well, in my hypothetical, she's eight. 272 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:48,240 This girl's not insecure. Seems more like she's afraid. 273 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,285 Do you have a point, or did you just get a new book of riddles? 274 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,245 I think you're hiding a medical condition. 275 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,747 I'm not. 276 00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:56,332 I'm glad we had this talk. 277 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,335 Doctors often try to ignore their symptoms, 278 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,379 because they think they can't get sick. 279 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,549 If you've got something going on, I need you to take care of it. 280 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,177 And I take your compassion entirely at face value. 281 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,846 It's not compassion. It's self-interest. I want my team healthy. 282 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,848 It's not self-interest. It's curiosity. 283 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,808 I dropped a file, House. 284 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:19,438 I start bleeding from the eyes, I'll be sure to make an appointment. 285 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,482 Okay- 286 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,488 - Well, found some pot. - Bag it. 287 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,323 I'm not sure it really fits the symptoms. 288 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:33,118 Of course not, but it'd be irresponsible to leave it here. 289 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,830 - You have a quarter? - No. 290 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,499 How did Cole get those panties off Cuddy? 291 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,794 They were never on her. No way those are hers. 292 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,587 Aha. 293 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,339 Tularemia. 294 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,799 No, he'd have to have rabbits. 295 00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:50,636 True, maybe a tick jumped from a rabbit 296 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:54,473 and landed on one of these white, fluffy alligators. 297 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,558 Then it jumps onto our patient, 298 00:16:56,684 --> 00:17:01,063 transfers the bacteria, causes pericarditis, explains everything. 299 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,488 What are you giving me? 300 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:10,739 How'd you do the trick? 301 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:16,078 If I explain, it becomes mundane. You lose the actual magic. 302 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:18,205 What do you mean, "The actual magic"? 303 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,541 You think you're actually sawing women in half? 304 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,084 You going to tell me what's wrong with me or not? 305 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,213 Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. 306 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,465 Might not even be oxy. 307 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,927 You're not going to tell me unless I tell you? 308 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,805 You got a nurse to plant the card. 309 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,432 I can't get a nurse to help me pee. 310 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,183 You got a buddy to plant the card. 311 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,644 The fun is in not knowing. 312 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,237 The fun is in knowing. 313 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,576 My head. Oh, I've got a headache. 314 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,327 How bad? Is it new? 315 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:58,579 It's not too bad. 316 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:02,291 I'll just take one of these Vicodin. 317 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,220 You eat a lot of beets, you have an electric toothbrush 318 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,639 and you sleep less than six hours a night. 319 00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:19,057 That's impressive. 320 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:22,936 The red betamine from the beets stains the plaque deposits on your teeth, 321 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,397 which are then swirled by your spinning toothbrush. 322 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,066 Your heavy lids and your prematurely aging skin 323 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,194 tell me that you're carrying a major sleep debt. 324 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,029 That was way cooler before you explained it. 325 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,114 It was meaningless until I explained it. 326 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:38,285 People come to my show because they want a sense of wonder. 327 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:43,373 They want to experience something that they can't explain. 328 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,210 If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, 329 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,629 there never was any wonder. 330 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,050 You have tularemia from your rabbits. I put you on antibiotics. 331 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,844 You'll be better in a couple of days. 332 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,347 Sorry to spoil the mystery. 333 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,766 Thank you. 334 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,479 (INDISTINCT) 335 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,030 I'll get it. 336 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,285 Oh, my God! 337 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,247 - You're not wearing underwear. - Of course, I'm... 338 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,249 A skirt that tight, you got no secrets. 339 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:28,335 A skirt that tight I can tell if you got an IUD. 340 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,628 Have you seen Dr. Cole? 341 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,754 No... 342 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,631 - You're blushing. - I am not. 343 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,299 Look at me. 344 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,803 Oh, my God! 345 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,102 How'd you do it? 346 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,896 So I'm safe? 347 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:51,441 In this job, yeah. Your crotch, on the other hand... 348 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,569 How'd you do it? 349 00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,028 Prayer, mostly. 350 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:01,869 Just tell me. Does Cuddy have her groove back? 351 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,664 It'd be rude of me to discuss. 352 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,417 You handed over her panties. 353 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,003 I don't think gallantry's really an option at this point. 354 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,255 If I tell you, then where is the magic? 355 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,258 He passed out. Ultrasound revealed bleeding around his heart. 356 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,759 We drained 100 cc before it stopped. 357 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,177 The antibiotics aren't working. 358 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,638 It's obviously not tularemia or any other infection. 359 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,557 Excuse me, we were talking. 360 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,726 Bleeding around the heart could mean botched biopsy. 361 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:26,810 When Cole was looking for... 362 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,145 Why would you accuse the man 363 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,272 who decides your fate of screwing up? 364 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,485 Those really were her panties? 365 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,655 Cole has traveled through the forest of crustaceans 366 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,449 and brought us a treasure. 367 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,367 He has earned his reward. 368 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,994 If I could just get the immunity, I would... 369 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,246 No, Sophie. You can't. 370 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,790 Use whatever criteria you want. 371 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,335 Could be a clotting issue. 372 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,587 If he developed DIC after the surgery, 373 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,380 even a normal biopsy bleeds out of control. 374 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,967 So, cardiac arrest and DIC. What's the common denominator? 375 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,053 - Could be cancer. - We've been looking at his chest 376 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,346 since he got here. It's clean. 377 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,680 So the main mass is somewhere else. 378 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:08,352 Throws off a clot, blocks an artery in his heart, causes the arrest. 379 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,230 Good. Go find out where he's hiding his cancer. 380 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:19,404 If you swallowed any more metal now would be a good time to tell us. 381 00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:26,161 My hands feel kind of numb. 382 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,455 You lost a lot of blood. 383 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,501 I'm going to die. 384 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,628 Everybody gets scared in the hospital. 385 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:35,963 You're sick, you feel awful... 386 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,631 No. 387 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,676 This time tomorrow, 388 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,346 I'll be dead. 389 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,446 So, who's going on the block? 390 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,116 He thinks he's dying. 391 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,409 He's probably right. 392 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,245 Tomorrow. 393 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,331 You decide to put me up, I totally get it. 394 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,416 Nothing personal. 395 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:13,875 I haven't decided anything. 396 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,043 But you don't like me. 397 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,461 I like you. 398 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,507 There's some fluid in the lungs. 399 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,426 No masses. 400 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:26,179 I'm manipulative. I play the game. 401 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,015 I can be a bitch. 402 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,433 There's a dark spot. 403 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,769 Damage from where the key ripped through. 404 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,397 You're probably expecting me to bash the others. 405 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:40,694 Give examples of how they screwed up. You know I can. I'm a good doctor. 406 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:45,365 As good as anybody around here. Probably better. 407 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,660 And you know that's the only thing that matters. 408 00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,504 What's that? 409 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,928 It's not a tumor, it's another bleed. This one's in his kidney. 410 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,307 And his thigh. He's bleeding all over the place. 411 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,226 His timetable may be right on. 412 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:21,443 It was creepy. The patient predicted his own death. 413 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,529 Would have been more impressive if he predicted that he wasn't going to die. 414 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,115 - Of course, that takes longer to prove. - Could be a symptom. 415 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,366 Sense of impending doom. 416 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:32,662 Yeah, could be adrenal gland disorders, blood issues, anaphylaxis... 417 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,581 If you're going to kiss his ass to protect your ass, 418 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,625 at least wait until he's had a good idea. 419 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,376 It's a symptom of him being a charlatan. 420 00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:40,337 He's a second-rate magician with a mysterious illness. 421 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,755 Why wouldn't he predict his own death? 422 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,132 If he's wrong, we all forget it. If he's right, he goes out a legend. 423 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,926 KUTNER: He got scared right after a transfusion. 424 00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,845 Tainted blood has been known to cause a sense of impending doom. 425 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:49,930 It could also explain the DIC. 426 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:53,892 I predict all your pagers go off right now. 427 00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:58,063 But if it had happened... 428 00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,483 Anyone bother looking at his panel? His immunoglobulin levels are low. 429 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:02,901 That doesn't tell us anything specific... 430 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,655 Are you acting stupid because you know you're safe? Clever. 431 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:10,117 Low immunoglobulin plus failing heart, plus fluid in the lungs, 432 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:12,452 plus internal bleeding equals amyloidosis. 433 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,704 He's bleeding way too much for amyloidosis. 434 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,165 Say anything about his hands or feet feeling weak? 435 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:21,503 He said his hands felt numb, but that's explained by the blood loss. 436 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:23,255 (PAGERS BEEPING) 437 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,342 No! Do not give me credit for that. 438 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,929 Close doesn't count. That's how people get sucked into this stupidity. 439 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:31,888 He's seizing. 440 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,723 Somebody stabilize him. 441 00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:36,601 The rest of you pull his medical records. Go back 10 years. 442 00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:40,897 Look for joint pain, fatigue, anything associated with amyloidosis. 443 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,568 Mr. Finn, nod if you can hear me. 444 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,946 You had a grand mal seizure. 445 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,865 We're giving you liquids and an anticonvulsant. 446 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,366 Just try to rest. 447 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,828 Pulse is dropping. He's stabilizing. 448 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:56,872 You're not going to put me on the block, are you? 449 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,207 I haven't decided who I'm going to pick. 450 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,917 It's cool. 451 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,753 His legs look swollen to you? 452 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:05,172 Slight swelling could be renal. 453 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,673 I baby-sat for you. 454 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:10,343 I decided I'm going to make my decision based solely on who deserves to be here. 455 00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:12,762 That's admirable, though stupid. 456 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,765 You shouldn't save the strongest. You should get rid of the strongest. 457 00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:18,852 Eliminate your competition, which is definitely not me. 458 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,770 And I'm your friend. 459 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,439 And how you going to explain to your kid 460 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:26,026 that I can't take him to the zoo next week because you got me fired? 461 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:29,112 Kutner, he's going to seize again. 462 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:33,658 Flank pain, his kidneys are shutting down. Also, Amber's a racist. 463 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,580 You knew they'd get paged? 464 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,040 I noticed a trend. 465 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:43,877 If nobody does anything, sick people often gets sicker. 466 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,546 Do you think it's remotely possible they had sex? 467 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,049 They're both single. It's still legal in the blue states. 468 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,800 She barely knows him. 469 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,469 You know, in some cultures, 470 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:55,764 hiring people to steal someone's underpants is considered wooing. 471 00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:59,267 You should move there, because here it's just, you know, creepy. 472 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,562 This was no woo. This was an effective test! 473 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,774 This is beneath my skills. 474 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,442 Kidneys are shutting down. 475 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,694 Led to a sodium deficiency and caused him to seize. 476 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,030 Kidney failure means that I was right about amyloidosis. 477 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:15,700 Except that nothing in his medical history remotely indicates amyloidosis. 478 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:18,245 So, kidney failure proves I'm right about the bad blood. 479 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,664 Bad blood doesn't explain the heart or the liver. 480 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:23,166 His major symptoms didn't start until after we transfused him. 481 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,877 Is cardiac arrest no longer considered a major symptom? 482 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,379 Not when it's caused by drowning. 483 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:29,714 So your new theory is that you were an idiot to take this case. 484 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,549 Yes. Can I go test that theory now? 485 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:35,262 Waste of time. He needs a bone marrow transplant for the amyloidosis. 486 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,680 You'd have to irradiate him first. 487 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:37,722 If they're right about the blood, 488 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:40,141 you'd be destroying his immune system for nothing. 489 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:43,812 Which could be a good thing. Does he have a really crappy life? 490 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:46,564 Go prove I'm right. Do a subcutaneous fat biopsy. 491 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:48,441 At least let us eliminate the bad blood theory. 492 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:52,153 Check the blood banks for mismarks and contamination. 493 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,158 You got two hours. 494 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,618 That's completely arbitrary. 495 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:01,663 No, if I'd said that you've got three lunar months, 496 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:02,872 that'd be completely arbitrary. 497 00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:04,624 Two hours is how long it's going to take Big Love 498 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,710 to finish the biopsy that you guys can't do, 499 00:27:06,835 --> 00:27:10,130 because you're wasting two hours checking blood. 500 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,799 - Nine, three! - Five, all! 501 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,930 Hey, brought you something from the cafeteria. 502 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:23,518 It's not a bribe. This is a bribe. 503 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,398 How much? 504 00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:29,649 $1 million. 505 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,652 $5,000. 506 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,197 - This is so wrong. - House specifically said 507 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,074 you can use whatever criteria you want. 508 00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,493 I've got money. You need money. 509 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,372 - Hand me that slide. - Right now, you're earning 510 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,459 what I'm earning, which is miserable. 511 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,379 I know what school your kid's at. I know what it costs. 512 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,758 I've seen his picture. 513 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,886 He's going to need braces. 514 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:01,514 KUTNER: No RBC damage. 515 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:02,724 THIRTEEN: Nothing wrong with storage. 516 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:06,311 I'm going to double-check type and start cultures. 517 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:09,147 We still got 32 minutes left. 518 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,441 Time flies. What have you found? 519 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:12,567 You're checking up on them. 520 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:14,819 It means Cole's finished with the biopsy and it was negative. 521 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,738 Inconclusive. 522 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:18,531 The fat doesn't always give you the answer. 523 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:21,493 You need to biopsy his actual organs, lungs, kidneys, liver. 524 00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:23,328 We stick another needle in him, he'll hemorrhage. 525 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,789 Unless we start treatment for amyloidosis. 526 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,707 Unless it's not amyloidosis. 527 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,876 If he has an infection, the radiation will kill him. 528 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,336 Show me evidence of infection. 529 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:32,754 We need more than two hours. 530 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,881 Some of these cultures will take at least a day to grow. 531 00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:36,883 - He'll be dead in a day. - Like he predicted. 532 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:39,177 No, he'll be half a day off. 533 00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:40,470 Would it make you guys feel any better 534 00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,390 if I let you argue with me for three minutes 535 00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:46,184 before I order you to treat for amyloidosis? 536 00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:48,770 No. Just treat for amyloidosis. 537 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,146 No, don't. 538 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,567 You're playing the Cuddy card? 539 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:55,735 That's why I'm here. 540 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,195 Amyloidosis was your idea. 541 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,405 I was wrong. 542 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,907 Yeah, me, too. You were never fun. 543 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,411 Give me the blood. 544 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,164 I'm type AB. Give me the blood. 545 00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,707 Whatever's in there could be killing him. 546 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,084 In where? 547 00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:13,795 How much tainted blood do you think they keep in here? 548 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,879 How many people have gotten sick from... 549 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:17,257 It would have to have been the first batch, the splenectomy. 550 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:18,341 That's when the symptoms started. 551 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:21,302 Okay, let's transfuse blood from those donors. 552 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:24,597 I'll be fine, we'll move on, treat for amyloidosis. 553 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,725 Fill 'er up! 554 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,982 HOUSE: I have a new theory. 555 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,318 You're not stubborn. 556 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:42,740 You're not going to get checked because you already know the answer. 557 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:45,452 I found an old picture in your wallet. 558 00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:47,745 Of course you did. 559 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:52,375 I wasn't snooping. I needed lunch money. 560 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:57,755 I figure it's your mom, except she looks about 32 years old. 561 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:02,969 Now, the only reason not to update a photo in 20-odd years, 562 00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,472 is she's not talking to you, 563 00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:07,348 which would be interesting, 564 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:10,727 or she's dead, which would also be interesting. 565 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,356 She's dead. 566 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,776 So is Grover Cleveland. 567 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:23,698 Pretty young to have a dead mom. 568 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,911 Even younger 20 years ago. 569 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:31,206 I Googled her obituary. 570 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:37,462 Said she died at New Haven Presbyterian after a long illness. 571 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,632 Parkinson's? 572 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,893 Huntington's chorea. 573 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:56,940 I'm sorry. 574 00:30:58,316 --> 00:31:00,318 I'm leaving when this case is over. 575 00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:01,945 No, you're not. 576 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:04,030 You don't want a doctor on your team 577 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:06,783 who's slowly losing control of her body and mind. 578 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:09,869 Huntington's isn't the only thing that causes tremors. 579 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,412 You think it's just a coincidence? 580 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:15,208 I think you're the only one on the team who drinks decaf. 581 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,129 I've been switching it out with the regular 582 00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:22,173 ever since you dropped that file. 583 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:26,010 You're trembling because you're hopped up on caffeine. 584 00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:28,596 The first file wasn't my fault. 585 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:32,141 Medical explanation for that is, people drop things. 586 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,520 I've been walking around thinking I'm dying. 587 00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:36,980 You are. 588 00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:37,981 You don't know that. 589 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,899 With Huntington's, it's inevitable. 590 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:43,444 No, you don't know, because I don't know. 591 00:31:45,655 --> 00:31:47,824 How could you not get tested? 592 00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:54,622 If your mom had it, it's a 50% chance you're a bomb waiting to explode. 593 00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:57,417 Not knowing makes me do things I think I'm scared to do. 594 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:01,045 Take flying lessons, climb Kilimanjaro, work for you. 595 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:05,800 Yeah, 'cause if you knew, you couldn't do any of those things. 596 00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:08,094 What? 597 00:32:08,219 --> 00:32:09,220 You're sweating. 598 00:32:11,389 --> 00:32:13,099 You're burning up. 599 00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:17,020 House, you're sick. 600 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:23,860 KUTNER: Could be pneumococcus. That'd cause chest pain and a stiff neck. 601 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,153 It's not pneumococcus. 602 00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:27,488 Let me check your lymph nodes. 603 00:32:27,864 --> 00:32:29,073 I'm not the patient! 604 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,950 The patient is the one whose body is shutting down. 605 00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:33,745 I'm having a benign transfusion reaction. 606 00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:37,206 Pseudomonas would present as an armpit rash. Take off your shirt. 607 00:32:37,415 --> 00:32:39,542 - You first. - House, you gotta let us do this. 608 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,919 We can't biopsy him without bleeding him to death. 609 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,171 You are not biopsying me. 610 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:46,090 How's your stomach? Any diarrhea? 611 00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:49,469 The more transfusions you have, the greater the chance of you reacting. 612 00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:53,097 I've had three in a decade. The fever will be gone in a couple of hours. 613 00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:55,308 I heard somewhere that doctors ignore symptoms 614 00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,101 because they think they can't get sick. 615 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,895 You told us to give you the blood so that you wouldn't... 616 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,438 I am not sick. 617 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,814 Fever is a symptom. 618 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,816 But not of what the patient has. 619 00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:06,152 My kidneys are working. I'm not bleeding out of every organ. 620 00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:07,445 Yet. 621 00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:09,947 This is a waste of time, 622 00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:13,284 and it's distracting you from the actual case. 623 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:17,705 What's wrong? 624 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:19,082 The room's spinning. 625 00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:20,208 You Okay? 626 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:23,628 Dizzy, my mouth just went dry. 627 00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:24,754 Could be a symptom of a... 628 00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:27,215 It's a symptom of narcotics. 629 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,844 Who spiked my... 630 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:43,856 What'd you drug him with? 631 00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:47,902 Amber's nickname is "Cutthroat Bitch" and you're pointing at me? 632 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,987 Got the kidney sample. 633 00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:54,242 You're the only one with nothing to lose. 634 00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:57,495 Could have been you. You don't seem to care if you get this job or not. 635 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,664 Yeah, I've been here for eight weeks because my subscription 636 00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:00,998 to Masochism Weekly ran out. 637 00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:04,544 You're the only one who hasn't asked me not to put them on the block. 638 00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:07,422 You're either going to pick me or you're not. 639 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:09,632 You're fair enough to try to make the right decision, 640 00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:13,177 and arrogant enough that nothing I can say will change your mind. 641 00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,805 I don't want it to be over, but, 642 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:19,434 unless worrying about it is going to make a difference... 643 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:27,942 (GROANS) 644 00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:32,363 I'm going to run some stains. 645 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:35,199 He'll be less of an ass to you. 646 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,794 Patient dead yet? 647 00:34:46,919 --> 00:34:48,045 No. 648 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:53,176 It's a little much for a first date. 649 00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:55,595 Obviously, you've never dated me. 650 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:59,474 Feels like you already got the lung and kidney samples. 651 00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:01,100 Now I just need a piece of your liver. 652 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:03,478 Hey, you might want to use a little bit of lidocaine. 653 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,773 Oh, yeah, I forgot. Slight pinch! 654 00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:18,910 You drugged me. 655 00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:21,996 You drugged me. 656 00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:48,523 Stopped by the lab. 657 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:52,443 Your mutinous team is starting to worry about life on Pitcairn Island. 658 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:54,862 All your biopsies are clean. 659 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:57,907 Because there's nothing wrong with me. 660 00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:01,869 Did Foreman finally okay the amyloidosis treatment? 661 00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:05,122 Patient's scheduled for irradiation at 9:00. 662 00:36:06,624 --> 00:36:08,751 You risked your life again. 663 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,170 You couldn't be sure he had amyloidosis. 664 00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:12,880 You can't be sure that I couldn't be sure. 665 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,507 You did one test. It was negative. 666 00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:15,883 - Inconclusive. - Well, then, 667 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:19,303 by all means, flood your body with possibly lethal blood. 668 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,889 I usually like to give the lethal blood to Foreman, 669 00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,516 but I'm the only one who's type AB. 670 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:27,186 Of course you're type AB, universal recipient. 671 00:36:27,812 --> 00:36:29,438 You take from everybody. 672 00:36:29,564 --> 00:36:32,525 Of course, you're type O. Universal donor. 673 00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:35,528 No wonder you're paying three alimonies. 674 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,198 How do you know what blood type I am? 675 00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,450 I don't. It just seemed to fit the metaphor. 676 00:36:41,576 --> 00:36:42,952 No, no, no, no. 677 00:36:43,828 --> 00:36:45,955 Did you test my blood for something? 678 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,082 Why would you test my blood for something? 679 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,667 I didn't. 680 00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:52,295 You must have told me what you were. 681 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:54,922 Who the hell chats about their blood type? 682 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,924 You had to have tested me. 683 00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:05,182 There's no reason to ask anyone their blood type. 684 00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,312 You're about to run out of here, aren't you? 685 00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:14,525 Nurse, can I have a moment with my patient? 686 00:37:14,692 --> 00:37:15,735 He's due in radiation. 687 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:18,321 It's too late, he's dying. 688 00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,578 Told you. 689 00:37:25,703 --> 00:37:27,747 I'm sorry I doubted you. 690 00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:32,835 It'd be a shame if your secrets died with you. 691 00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:37,173 Perhaps you've got that trick written down somewhere. 692 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:41,218 Or maybe you want to tell me and I'll write it down for you. 693 00:37:42,011 --> 00:37:44,138 That way you can live on. 694 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:50,061 I'm taking it with me. See, that way it stays magic. 695 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,357 You were wrong about everything. 696 00:37:54,941 --> 00:37:57,944 It was never magic, and you're not dying. 697 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:01,155 What's your blood type? 698 00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:02,823 Type A. 699 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:05,910 What? 700 00:38:06,035 --> 00:38:08,704 Trust me, it's way cooler to know. 701 00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,461 Where's Finn? 702 00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:17,338 Up my sleeve. 703 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,300 It's not amyloidosis. And his blood's fine. 704 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,511 We just gave him the wrong type. 705 00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:26,931 Caused the DIC, explains the bleeding, multi-system failures. 706 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:27,974 But we tested his blood. 707 00:38:28,099 --> 00:38:31,852 That's because we don't test blood for type. We test for antibodies. 708 00:38:31,978 --> 00:38:33,521 Because your body only makes those antibodies 709 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:35,648 when you actually have that type of blood. 710 00:38:35,773 --> 00:38:37,233 Well, apparently, he has one more symptom. 711 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:40,194 His body's making an extra antibody, type B. 712 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:43,322 Combine that with his natural type A and, presto, change-o, 713 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:46,242 he magically pulls blood type AB out of his hat. 714 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:48,327 - Would you stop that? - God, yes. 715 00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,539 Autoimmune diseases can make antibodies go haywire, but, still... 716 00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:54,417 It's happened. And apparently, it's happened again. 717 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:57,044 I finally have a case of lupus. 718 00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:00,172 Flush him with saline, transfuse four units, type A 719 00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:01,590 and start him on steroids. 720 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:04,885 He'll be back hoodwinking idiots in no time. 721 00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:24,655 (DOOR OPENS) 722 00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,997 Big Love, rise. 723 00:39:39,754 --> 00:39:42,089 Use their power wisely, my Lord. 724 00:39:46,761 --> 00:39:48,804 I nominate Amber. 725 00:39:49,597 --> 00:39:52,016 Cutthroat Bitch, rise. 726 00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:58,814 You're surprised? You're everyone's pick. 727 00:39:59,148 --> 00:40:00,816 Next victim. 728 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:02,318 I nominate 729 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,404 Kutner. 730 00:40:12,328 --> 00:40:14,914 Now everyone's surprised. Why? 731 00:40:16,165 --> 00:40:18,042 You said I don't have to justify my picks. 732 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,337 No, I said you could use whatever criteria you want. 733 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,422 Doesn't mean I don't wanna know. 734 00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:25,966 He was right about this being a real case, 735 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:30,888 he was right about the botched transfusion and he's your love nugget. 736 00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,182 You got no reason to pick him. 737 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:41,065 But somebody else does. 738 00:40:42,358 --> 00:40:44,443 Kutner's a liability. 739 00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,570 He electrocuted himself, lit a patient on fire, 740 00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:50,449 it's only a matter of time before he burns the hospital down. 741 00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:53,577 You made a deal with Cuddy. 742 00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:59,375 That's how you got her underwear. 743 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,379 She sold it to you for the right to put her choices on the block. 744 00:41:03,587 --> 00:41:06,882 You said get her underwear. I got it. 745 00:41:07,758 --> 00:41:09,969 Your scheme was brilliant, 746 00:41:12,096 --> 00:41:13,681 and you're fired. 747 00:41:14,598 --> 00:41:16,809 You're all about breaking the rules. 748 00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:18,769 Her rules, not mine. 749 00:41:19,395 --> 00:41:21,230 The whole point of this was to subvert Cuddy. 750 00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,983 You became her partner, gave her power she didn't already have. 751 00:41:24,358 --> 00:41:26,485 Let her greedy fingers into my cookie jar, 752 00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:29,405 which sadly is not as dirty as it sounds. 753 00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:33,242 Thanks for playing. 754 00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:01,729 What the hell is this? 755 00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:07,693 Looks like an envelope with the results of a genetic test 756 00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:09,778 for Huntington's inside. 757 00:42:09,904 --> 00:42:11,447 Did you look? 758 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,282 I thought it'd be fun to find out together. 759 00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:14,700 I don't want to know. 760 00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:16,785 No, you're afraid to know. 761 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:21,457 I might die. So could you. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow. 762 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:25,461 The only difference is you don't have to know about it today. So why should I? 763 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,838 I don't have to know the lottery numbers, 764 00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:30,841 but if someone offered them to me, I'd take them. 765 00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:34,136 You spend your whole life looking for answers, 766 00:42:35,304 --> 00:42:37,932 because you think the next answer will change something. 767 00:42:38,057 --> 00:42:40,935 Maybe make you a little less miserable. 768 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:43,771 And you know that when you run out of questions 769 00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:46,607 you don't just run out of answers, 770 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,901 you run out of hope. 771 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,072 Are you glad you know that?