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We just arrived.
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Yeah. Kids okay on your end?
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Good.
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Yeah, yeah.
He's very excited.
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Hey, hey. Listen, I gotta go, okay?
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Excuse me.
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(SCREAMING)
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Get away. Get away.
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Sorry about that. Sorry.
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What's wrong with him?
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Excuse us.
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I ought to go back
and kick the hell out of that guy.
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She was old enough,
she didn't have to scream like that.
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It's okay, Dad.
It didn't bother me.
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For the first time,
none of these people bother me.
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I just think,
"36 more hours."
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Thirty-six more hours?
How do you figure that, Kenny?
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Tomorrow at this time,
I'm scheduled for surgery.
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It's a 10-hour procedure,
throw two in there for prep,
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thirty-six until
I'm just another face in the crowd.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Kenny has a frontonasal
encephalocele.
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It's a midline deformity.
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He's here to undergo
a facial bipartition.
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DARNELL:
And what does that mean?
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Well, we have
five surgeons, four nurses.
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He's going to require
six units of blood.
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DARNELL:
Will it fix him?
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It'll repair a lot of
the damage done...
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We need a sound bite.
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Would you say,
"He'll be ready for the junior prom"?
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Yeah, yeah.
That's probably true.
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No, I mean,
I need you to say it.
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CRANK) SURGEON: Dr. Chase,
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we got an issue.
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Heart rate's skyrocketing,
he's over 180.
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- He's in v-fib.
- Paddles!
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Charge to 300.
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Turn that camera off.
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Is this a reaction
to anesthesia?
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CRANK) SURGEON:
Haven't given it yet.
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CHASE: Clear!
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(BEEPING)
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Crank it to 360.
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I said turn that
damn camera off! Clear!
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A teenage boy with a cranial facial
deformity was about to undergo
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a reconstructive procedure, when he had
an unexplained cardiac arrest.
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Good.
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Good?
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I mean, go on.
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We have the patient
on a pacing wire,
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it's the only thing keeping
his heart going.
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Yeah, we know.
We're doctors.
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Right, it was meant
to be just for them.
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DARNELL: Just be yourself.
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Until we are able to figure out exactly
what is causing the heart block,
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the reconstructive surgery
is on hold, obviously.
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That's "yourself"?
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Fascinating case.
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I will see you again
after I have saved his life.
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Have a warm bath waiting.
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Are you following me?
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Darnell will be trailing you
throughout the case.
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DARNELL:
Pretend we're not here.
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But if I do that,
won't I bump into you?
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DARNELL:
We'll stay out of your way.
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No, it was a joke.
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See, I became a doctor
because of the movie, Patch Adams.
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Listen, do you wanna
get ahead of me and maybe back up,
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I don't know, low down,
so I look more powerful?
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That's perfect.
Yeah?
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Also, my eyes look
better in rooms with summer colors.
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You know what?
It's black and white...
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You think
I like the cameras?
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You think I want the whole world
watching you check out my ass
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and question my wardrobe?
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Would it be better if I checked out your
wardrobe and questioned your ass?
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A little part of me...
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There is no
little part of you.
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...thought that maybe
you would see
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what great PR this could be
for the hospital
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and not make me
force you to act like a human being.
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You using force on me
is intriguing.
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On the other hand,
cameras make people act.
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Sometimes like human beings,
sometimes just weird,
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sometimes they wear
open-tip bras.
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It's cold in here.
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A less obvious point is that I need my
team to be unafraid
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of the metaphorical fart.
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That production company is covering
all the medical costs for this kid.
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So either you let them
continue filming
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or the kid goes home
with the same face.
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Sorry about that. Private.
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She waxes her moustache
once a month
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and sometimes gets
some pretty gnarly ingrown hairs.
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So, did he hire you flat out or are you
competing for one of the spots?
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I'm not sure
what you mean by that.
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She's not competing.
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She was handpicked by House.
She's safe, like Foreman.
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So that takes
three spots down to one.
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- Where's Foreman?
- He's in the bathroom.
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HOUSE: Good. Come on.
Let's go for a walk.
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Walks look good on camera.
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They give the illusion
of the story moving forward.
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New patient.
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Sixteen-year-old boy with second-degree
infranodal heart block.
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Post-arrest.
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THIRTEEN: Any reports
of light-headedness or syncope?
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Certainly not
light-headedness.
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Why did you hire her?
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Not in front of
the company.
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Are we gonna
be on TV?
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I'm making a music video.
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Come on. A little faster,
more energy.
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Why are you glad
Foreman's not here?
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Because he would object
to what I'm about to do.
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Oh!
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Sorry.
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Hey, buddy.
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You stay in there, we'll be out here,
making sure he doesn't move again.
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God! Finally
I hear myself think.
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- Our patient has...
- Why did you hire her?
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Because she has way
more diagnostic experience
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than the other
swimsuit models I was considering.
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Our patient has a frontonasal
encephalocele with a midline cleft.
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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Don't stare
directly at it.
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So what caused
"Big Head's" heart to stop?
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TAUB:
Simple. His big head.
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Increased intracranial pressure
would cause heart block.
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Wrong. Sixteen years they've been
testing that insane noggin to death.
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What about
a congenital heart defect?
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He has a midline
anomaly on his head,
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makes sense he'd have
a midline anomaly in his heart, too.
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The 16 years of
testing didn't show?
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Why did you bring her
in so late? It's not fair.
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- The rest of us...
- Hey, hey, hey! You wanted fair,
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you picked the wrong job,
the wrong profession,
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the wrong species.
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Forget the deformity.
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Treat the patient like
he's any other really, really ugly kid.
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Infection?
Could be endocarditis.
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Well, since he doesn't have
a prosthetic heart valve,
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I assume you're thinking
he's an IV drug user?
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House said
assume he's normal.
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Dealers don't ask for ID
and don't care what you look like.
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Nice. You're right
about the habit.
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You're wrong about
the substance.
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Blackened skin under the nose
equals frostbite from huffing Freon.
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Freon's toxic,
it damages the heart.
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Discoloration could
be acanthosis nigricans.
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It's a common side effect
of these deformities.
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There's also discoloration
on the cheeks and forehead.
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Do a nuclear study.
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If I'm right,
you'll see scarring of the heart.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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I'm not part of
some game, am I?
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I gave up a career
because I thought this was a firm offer.
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Yes, this is a real offer.
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I think
she might be an idiot.
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- Who?
- No, she can't be an idiot.
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I mean, she was in the CIA,
for God's sake.
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And the Bay of Pigs
was a daring triumph.
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She had good ideas
in Langley.
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All your ideas.
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She was able to identify
that they were good ideas.
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Stab in the dark here,
is she pretty?
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She's new.
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- She's nervous.
- She's a C-cup.
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She said one dumb thing
in a differential.
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They all say dumb things
in differentials.
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A D-cup?
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If she's no good,
just fire her.
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I can't.
I just hired her.
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She left a career.
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Wow.
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Either that's actual guilt,
or I have got to see this woman.
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My son is not huffing Freon.
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Mr. Arnold, Dr. House is like a
savant when it comes to diagnostics.
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What's his genius theory?
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Because Kenny's not normal,
he's doing drugs to deal with his pain?
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Maybe the way to
look at this is that you are normal.
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And what's that
supposed to mean?
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You're like any other parent who thinks
his kid can't be doing drugs.
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Doing this because
my dad thinks I'm on drugs?
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I was doing drugs
behind my parent's back at your age,
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and I had a lot
less reason to be.
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Not that your life
must be miserable.
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Not that I'm suggesting
that you should be doing drugs.
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- How's school going?
- I'm home schooled.
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Really? You're lucky.
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Going to school
was boring.
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My dad took me out,
and it wasn't because it was boring.
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I had a rough time
in school, too.
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Maybe not like you, but, you know...
I don't mean to compare our situations.
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Actually, I guess I am
comparing our situations,
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but only to show you
how yours is worse.
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You can edit that out, right,
so I don't look like an idiot?
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Relax. Everyone acts like
an idiot around me.
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Makes you think
it's not an act.
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Can I have something
for my headache?
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Yeah, is that new?
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Sixteen years old.
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Has the same birthday I do.
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I'm gonna start
the test now.
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KUTNER: Study showed
no signs of scarring on Kenny's heart.
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TAUB: It wasn't drugs.
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HOUSE: Well, then,
give me something better.
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What's causing
heart block?
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It could be
toxoplasmosis.
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We should do an LP
to test for infection.
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If it was toxoplasmosis,
we'd have seen enlarged lymphs,
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and because you're not pretty enough to
be an idiot, you must know that already,
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which means you just
said it because you want to do an LP
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to look for
intracranial pressure.
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Because it is
intracranial pressure.
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Wait, I'm not done.
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You thought
I wouldn't catch on,
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which means you either think I'm
an idiot, which is flattering,
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I've been doing
my hair differently...
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The kid's got headaches. He's been
popping acetaminophen like peanuts.
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How could you possibly
think that I was done?
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I prefaced that with an "either."
It needs an "or."
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Or, you are an idiot,
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which is possible, I'm not great
at judging men's looks.
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The OR?
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DARNELL: And the MRI room.
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Yes...
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Dr. House frequently conducts
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differential diagnoses
in a variety of places.
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He feels that
a change in venue
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often leads to a change
in thinking processes.
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I have to go take care
of something else.
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Just let me do a CT scan,
see if I'm right.
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The sooner
we fix the problem,
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the sooner we can get to
his reconstructive surgery.
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Yeah. Who cares if you're dead?
It's how you look.
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Well, since you've given me nothing
better, we're back to drugs.
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The one thing
we know it's not.
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Decreased uptake
on the membranous septum.
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Could be an artifact.
We can redo it, but...
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Nothing's nothing.
Do an EP study.
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EP study means
we have to stop this kid's heart.
244
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I'll set it up.
245
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:02,056
House, do you have a minute
to be disemboweled?
246
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,977
I'm gonna thread this catheter
247
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,896
through different areas in your heart,
248
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:13,109
and once I've found the right pathway,
I'll apply some electrical energy.
249
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:14,902
It'll stop my heart?
250
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,363
It sounds
worse than it is. You'll be fine.
251
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:18,447
Is it gonna hurt?
252
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,324
There'll be
some discomfort.
253
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:25,538
If you've done drugs,
I understand.
254
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,249
Being different's
really hard.
255
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:37,633
Kenny, it's more important
for you to get better
256
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,511
than to worry about
getting in trouble.
257
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,139
If I did drugs,
that could explain my heart problem?
258
00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,640
It could.
259
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,767
And then you could
do the surgery to fix my face?
260
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,644
That's why we're here.
261
00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:54,483
You know how famous people,
262
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:58,654
everywhere they go
people are watching them, staring?
263
00:12:59,572 --> 00:13:02,324
They never
have a chance to just be,
264
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:06,579
you know? And a lot of
them turn to drugs.
265
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,247
And people stare at them
because they're beautiful,
266
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:09,957
but, me they just stare...
267
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,500
(COUGHING)
268
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,793
You Okay?
269
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:16,755
I need to know what
kind of drugs, Kenny, and how much.
270
00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:17,882
(COUGHS)
271
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:20,342
Coke, mostly.
A lot of coke.
272
00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:25,556
And then when I run out,
I usually go to LSD or acid.
273
00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,767
Those are the same thing.
274
00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:30,394
They are?
275
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,855
You don't do drugs,
do you?
276
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,398
I drank from
my dad's liquor cabinet one time...
277
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:35,691
- We're not gonna do this test.
- No...
278
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,067
(COUGHING)
279
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:38,402
I need you to turn
on your side.
280
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,528
(RAPID BEEPING)
281
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,615
We need to intubate.
I need some help in here!
282
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,955
HOUSE: Too bad you guys
are going for a theatrical release.
283
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,208
Vomiting blood would have
made a great act-out.
284
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:53,459
Likely causes?
285
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,543
Mallory-Weiss tear.
286
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,212
No pallor, no melena.
287
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:57,963
Why are you wearing a tie?
288
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,841
I always wear ties,
I'm a doctor.
289
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,510
DARNELL: Please don't look
at the camera.
290
00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:03,761
Sorry.
291
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,429
Nasal papilloma.
292
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,264
Hemorrhage could have
overwhelmed the heart.
293
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:08,599
HOUSE: Nice lipstick.
294
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:09,558
Thank you.
295
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,809
HOUSE: Bad idea.
296
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,895
The hemorrhage came
after the block.
297
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,397
House, let them
do their job.
298
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,608
Is anybody here
more interested in the medicine,
299
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,610
a little less interested
in the paparazzi?
300
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,903
Upper GI bleed.
301
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,740
Could be something
he ate or drank. Maybe a peptic ulcer.
302
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:26,617
Good.
303
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,912
Except no abdominal pain,
patient hasn't lost his appetite
304
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,997
and the last I checked,
the gastrointestinal tract
305
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,625
isn't connected to the heart.
306
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,669
Yeah, but other
than that, real good.
307
00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:38,963
Nasopharyngeal angiofibrosis.
308
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:41,048
I just said
it wasn't a nasal tumor.
309
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,050
COLE: Stomach cancer.
Tumor causes bleeding,
310
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,719
body's reaction to the tumor causes
paraneoplastic syndrome,
311
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:46,720
which leads to heart block.
312
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,807
Finally, someone who is
not just a pretty face.
313
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,685
You and Taub,
run the scope, find the tumor.
314
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,312
Could be dangerous. If the bleeding
was caused by liver failure
315
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,647
as a result of the
intracranial pressure...
316
00:14:56,772 --> 00:15:01,151
Liver is the one organ you can't
ascribe to intracranial pressure.
317
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:05,739
True.
318
00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:12,371
Intracranial pressure
can cause liver problems.
319
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,416
It causes an increase in the cavernous
sinus pressure, which causes pressure
320
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:18,502
in the superior vena cava,
which shuts down the liver.
321
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,462
- Did you just think of that?
- No.
322
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:21,755
Then why didn't
you say anything in...
323
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,133
Think it would've
changed his mind? Not a chance.
324
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,509
House would have
undercut me,
325
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,344
and forced me to do a procedure
I just argued against,
326
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,347
and then I'd look like a hypocrite
in front of the thousands of people
327
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,766
and potential future employers
watching this film.
328
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:37,438
If you're right, and we stick a scope
back down a kid with liver failure,
329
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,231
he could bleed again.
330
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,399
I know.
331
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,779
He just vomited blood.
332
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,240
Isn't that dangerous?
333
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,244
No. You're in good hands.
334
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,413
(SIGHS)
335
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,874
Okay. All right.
336
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,007
Well, it's great how he rebounded
from that setback.
337
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,176
DARNELL: What setback?
338
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,595
He didn't tell you
about the...
339
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,388
Well, that's his right.
340
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,557
The records were sealed.
341
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,100
Personally, I think he was just
tapping his foot
342
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,894
and reaching for
the toilet paper.
343
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,396
Obviously it was
a witch hunt.
344
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,149
DARNELL: You think
they singled him out because...
345
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:25,402
No. Literally, a witch hunt.
Dr. House is a practicing Wiccan.
346
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,529
It's a beautiful religion,
it's very caring.
347
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:28,864
(DOOR OPENING)
348
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,783
HOUSE:
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
349
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:35,079
You have an all-access pass
to the case, not my Fave 5s. Now, go.
350
00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:37,623
Come on! Come on!
Let's go!
351
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,669
(DOOR CLOSING)
352
00:16:41,794 --> 00:16:43,420
I think
I'm going blind.
353
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,631
Hairy palms, too?
354
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:49,635
She said something idiotic again
and I didn't even notice it.
355
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,553
Foreman had to point
out that it was idiotic.
356
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:52,888
She's making me an idiot.
357
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,515
It's cute.
You have a crush.
358
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,141
No, I think
it's something systemic.
359
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,559
Thirteen's pretty.
360
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,061
You're obviously
okay with her.
361
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,604
She killed a patient.
362
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:01,647
The bitch is pretty.
363
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:02,815
The bitch is a bitch.
364
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,359
- Ask her out.
- The bitch? She's a bitch.
365
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:06,944
No, the one that's
making you an idiot.
366
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,321
It's the story of life.
Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid.
367
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,906
Boy and girl live
stupidly ever after.
368
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,366
(PAGER BEEPING)
369
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,618
- Pretty girl kill again?
- No.
370
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,705
Elephant boy just
vomiting up blood again.
371
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,253
No tumors in the
patient's stomach, so...
372
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,671
But the scope caused
variceal bleeding.
373
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:27,798
Took 20 minutes of banding
to stop it.
374
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,258
Taub was right about
the liver failure.
375
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,342
Yeah.
376
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,429
His craniofacial deformity is causing
intracranial pressure...
377
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:34,388
- No.
- ...which is causing...
378
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,516
Where are the nosebleeds?
Where's the labored breathing?
379
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:38,726
You were right
about me being wrong.
380
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,185
You were wrong
about you being right.
381
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,438
I need new ideas.
Anybody?
382
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,994
Does it bother you that
this kid's gonna die
383
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,455
because you won't
put down that camera at all? You know?
384
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,290
Your people should
be extra motivated.
385
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,541
I'm sure they all wanna
look good in the film.
386
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,294
No, 'cause now they're too worried
about looking bad.
387
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:09,339
Dr. House, heart block plus liver
failure could mean autoimmune.
388
00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:11,425
Maybe scleroderma.
389
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,845
Foreman?
Does that make sense?
390
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,513
Not without
tight skin on the hands,
391
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,683
muscle weakness
and a 30-year-old patient.
392
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:24,188
Liver failure plus heart block
could be a mitochondrial disorder.
393
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,525
Hey, say what
she just said.
394
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:32,613
Liver failure plus heart block could be
a mitochondrial disorder?
395
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,574
Go look for signs of
retinal degeneration.
396
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,327
No, it's ICP.
You're only gonna see swelling.
397
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:41,914
Take him with you,
so he can see the degeneration, too.
398
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,167
DARNELL: So before you worked
here in the ER,
399
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,543
you worked for House, right?
400
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,711
Three and a half years.
401
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,670
Why did you leave?
402
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,214
Hey. I don't
wanna be on TV.
403
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,340
I'm not signing
a release.
404
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,549
We'll blur you out.
405
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,468
Take off your pants.
406
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,679
You gonna be able
to use any of this if I start swearing?
407
00:18:57,805 --> 00:19:01,391
Did House treat you as badly
as he treats his current fellows?
408
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:02,434
Loaded question.
409
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,644
(EXCLAIMS)
410
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:05,354
That's not even a word.
411
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:06,480
(LAUGHS)
412
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,106
Fork!
413
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,316
Very clever.
414
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,652
I learnt how to be
a doctor from House.
415
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,363
Or at least a doctor who learnt
how to be a doctor from House,
416
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,614
if that makes any sense.
417
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,575
And you left his team
because you couldn't stand him anymore?
418
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,245
No, no. I love Dr. House.
419
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,831
Now, that's something
we haven't heard.
420
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,332
I mean...
421
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,960
What did
you ask me again?
422
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,711
DARNELL: Why you um.
423
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:34,091
I loved being around him,
424
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:35,592
professionally.
425
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,679
You know, he was
always stimulating.
426
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:42,391
Not in an erotic
sense of the word.
427
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,686
Fork. They forked,
and then they spooned!
428
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,524
Lean forward, and place your chin
on the rest.
429
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,445
I can't reach it.
430
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,823
Scooch in a little.
431
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:00,951
I'll take care of it.
432
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,744
Just like last time?
433
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:07,916
Maybe we should try this
the old-fashioned way.
434
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,629
Okay, look up to the ceiling
and try not to blink, okay?
435
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,344
Okay, good.
Now straight ahead.
436
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:27,561
There it is.
Swelling, no degeneration.
437
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:30,856
It's not mitochondrial.
438
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,733
Swelling proves there's increased
pressure in his brain.
439
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:33,984
Absolutely.
440
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,903
So, now we can schedule
the reconstruction?
441
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,529
Absolutely not.
442
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,114
Your test proved
you wrong.
443
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,908
We found exactly what
I predicted we'd find.
444
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,076
Swelling means
there's increased pressure.
445
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,203
You get a gold Star of David
for proving,
446
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:46,496
yes, this kid
has a big head
447
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:49,458
and big heads cause pressure.
Doesn't explain the liver.
448
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,751
Too much
acetaminophen does.
449
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,629
JRA explains all of it,
including the liver.
450
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,173
One theory's better
than two. Treat with steroids.
451
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,884
If you're wrong, steroids are gonna mess
with his immune system,
452
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,553
put off his surgery
for months.
453
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,016
You really wanna lose
this argument in front of the camera?
454
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,104
I'll speak to the father.
455
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,359
Dr. House believes
that Kenny has JRA.
456
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,319
Juvenile rheumatoid arthritis.
457
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,529
We need to start
administering steroids.
458
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,366
Will the steroids fix it?
459
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,039
I don't think he has JRA.
460
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,416
I think
Dr. House is wrong,
461
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:34,670
and that the steroid
treatment could be dangerous.
462
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,714
I think I can get House
thrown off the case,
463
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,759
and get Kenny
the facial surgery he needs.
464
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,433
CUDDY: The father refused steroids until
we're sure about the diagnosis.
465
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,685
I am sure.
466
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,311
It's JRA.
467
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,980
And why would
he even doubt that,
468
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:56,358
unless a former fellow of mine
was chirping in his ear?
469
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,735
The decision was his.
I merely voiced my concern.
470
00:21:58,860 --> 00:21:59,695
Why did you
take this job?
471
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,029
He's got a bulging cyst.
472
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,323
Perfectly good plastic
surgery practice, lots of money.
473
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,700
Fluids aren't
draining properly.
474
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,494
Temptation to come screw with me
just too much for you?
475
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:08,662
There's gotta be
a better reason.
476
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,372
He needs surgery
to drain it.
477
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:14,001
Oh, and I think
I mentioned this earlier. You're fired.
478
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,216
What you did
was over the line. Get out.
479
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:27,597
But don't go anywhere.
You're not fired, yet.
480
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,353
No one is firing anyone
in the middle of this case.
481
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,688
Not while those
cameras are here,
482
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:38,859
and not while Taub is the only person
that this father trusts.
483
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,402
Where are you going?
484
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,987
To do what I always do
in these situations.
485
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:43,864
Treat my patient
behind his back.
486
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:45,282
That's one option.
487
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:48,201
Or you can do a CT scan
of the kid's head.
488
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,579
If there's no midline shift,
we know Taub's wrong
489
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:54,249
and you get your consent
to give the kid steroids.
490
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,168
Just a warning.
491
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:59,004
If we have to start getting consent
every time we do a procedure,
492
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:02,257
soon they'll be asking
for informed consent.
493
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,057
FOREMAN: Didn't think
you had the guts to stage a coup.
494
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:13,268
Coup failed.
I'm scheduled for execution at dawn.
495
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,227
No, you're not.
496
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,604
No reprieve
from the governor.
497
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:18,607
You're a test result
away from becoming House's front runner.
498
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,234
He doesn't care about what you said,
or what you did five minutes ago.
499
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:22,861
He just wants
the next good idea.
500
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:26,406
Show me 20 percent
magnification of the forebrain.
501
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:32,120
I look at our patient, as soon as I
saw his face, I saw a regular kid.
502
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:36,374
One thing about being a plastic surgeon,
you don't see what is,
503
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,834
you see what could be.
504
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,419
Talk like that around House,
505
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,839
doesn't matter how many
good ideas you come up with.
506
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,176
SURGEON: So,
507
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:49,346
tell me
what you don't like about yourself.
508
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,514
Gosh.
509
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,225
There's so many things.
510
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:57,229
Is Dr. Taub available?
Because he was very highly recommended.
511
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,189
Well, he's no longer
practicing with us,
512
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,649
but I've taken over
all his files,
513
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:01,942
so if you tell me
what needs work...
514
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,360
Do you know why he left?
515
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,154
He had personal issues
to deal with, so if we could just...
516
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,073
My goodness.
Is he okay?
517
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,658
Oh, yeah, he's fine.
He's fine.
518
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,828
Because my friend
had his ears done by Dr. Taub.
519
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:15,789
Should he worry that
they may pop back?
520
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,415
No, it wasn't
a professional issue.
521
00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,459
I'm sorry,
I really can't go into more detail.
522
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,878
Shall we discuss
your needs?
523
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:26,591
You know that toe next to the big toe?
Mine's bigger than my big toe.
524
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,302
Is there any way to shorten it?
Or make my big toe bigger?
525
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,388
Like, a toe-gmentation?
526
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:35,058
Did he lie,
cheat or steal?
527
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,394
You're not here
for a consultation, are you?
528
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,563
What gave me away?
529
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,274
Was it my obviously
perfect feet?
530
00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:47,612
(DOOR OPENS)
531
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:50,407
Hi.
532
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:52,409
CT shows that...
533
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,577
Let's go.
534
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,541
What are you two
doing here?
535
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,001
Skipping three scenes.
536
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,879
CT's back. He's gonna say that there's
evidence of an anomaly,
537
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,046
I'm gonna say,
he's wrong.
538
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:07,674
He's gonna go back to the father
and we'll all end up here.
539
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,093
The defect is pushing
on the right frontal lobe.
540
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,720
This bend is a sign
of herniation.
541
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:15,182
Or, it's a sign
of increased pressure from JRA.
542
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,394
Dr. Taub would rather
distract you from the truth
543
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:22,731
with sparkly things,
like four karat diamonds.
544
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:23,899
House.
545
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:26,151
Your partner said
that you left for personal reasons,
546
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,569
but your wife said
you lost a patient.
547
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,446
You son of a bitch,
you spoke to my wife?
548
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,488
See, that confused me.
549
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,115
Why would
you give her a diamond
550
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,700
if you screwed
somebody else over?
551
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,036
If you screwed her over,
I mean, I could...
552
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,954
Get that camera
out of here!
553
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,669
You say anything to her?
554
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:45,837
Just asked questions.
555
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,214
Get them
out of here, too.
556
00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:48,715
We're doctors.
557
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:55,347
I screwed around
with a nurse. It became a deal.
558
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,392
My partners found out
and I resigned.
559
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:01,311
There. Happy?
560
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,940
If you could be
a bit more descriptive, I'd be happier.
561
00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,400
Some people pop
pain pills,
562
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:09,778
I cheat.
563
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,780
We all have our vices.
564
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:21,539
Taub, I don't see it.
Stay away from the family.
565
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:25,418
House, start steroids
and stay away from his family.
566
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:38,265
Wow, you are ugly.
567
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,268
Wow, you're an ass.
568
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,144
I have a deformity.
569
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:45,105
I know, that's
why you're ugly.
570
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,398
But you're
a lucky boy.
571
00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,732
Anywhere else
in the animal kingdom,
572
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:50,068
your parents would have
eaten you at birth.
573
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:52,487
Your son needs steroids.
574
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:53,571
Dr. Cuddy agrees.
575
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,990
Does Dr. Taub?
576
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,452
He's not a real doctor.
He's a plastic surgeon.
577
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:02,289
All he cares is
that your son looks good in his coffin.
578
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,582
So, I'm supposed
to believe you?
579
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:05,959
The doctor who cares.
580
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,794
You shouldn't care
if I care.
581
00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,963
I don't trust you.
582
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:13,300
Because I don't think
the surgery's important?
583
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:17,304
You're putting your trust in someone
who does think the surgery's important.
584
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:20,515
You're willing to take chances to risk
his life for something he doesn't need?
585
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,975
I do need it.
586
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:28,440
I can't have
real relationships.
587
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,608
I can't even have
a real conversation.
588
00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:32,610
Not even with my dad.
589
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,907
Dad.
590
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:41,536
I know you love me.
591
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:44,497
But you don't
treat me normal.
592
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:47,083
You're always protective.
593
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,086
The world
can always go to hell.
594
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,506
But you never yell at me.
595
00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:56,051
Even when I screw up.
596
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,513
I wanna be normal.
597
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:06,728
Take your steroids,
and you get to live.
598
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,773
Then you can
do your surgery.
599
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:13,651
But it'll only
change your face.
600
00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:17,364
It won't change
who your face made you.
601
00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:24,662
WILSON: We're gonna get caught.
602
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:26,164
HOUSE: Not on film.
603
00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:29,292
All their camera
equipment's in here.
604
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,086
Where did
you get those keys?
605
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,004
Blue, the janitor.
606
00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:35,548
What?
607
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,218
That's his name.
608
00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,221
His name's Lou.
609
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:44,057
Owe him an apology.
610
00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:47,685
Just watch 20 minutes
of this stuff,
611
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:48,812
tell me if
I'm out of my mind.
612
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:51,272
Finally, we have
video evidence.
613
00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:54,901
TERZI: Dr. House, heart block
plus liver failure
614
00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:55,985
could mean autoimmune.
615
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,779
Maybe scleroderma.
616
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,781
HOUSE: Foreman?
Does that make sense?
617
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:01,408
FOREMAN: Not without
tight skin on the hands,
618
00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:04,786
muscle weakness
and a 30-year-old patient.
619
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,788
Can I see that again?
620
00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:09,332
What did you miss?
She screwed up, I didn't...
621
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:10,834
No, just the part
where she leans forward.
622
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:13,795
I think you can
see through her dress.
623
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,466
TERZI: Upper GI bleed.
624
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:21,678
Could be something he ate or drank.
Maybe a peptic ulcer.
625
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:22,971
HOUSE: Good.
626
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:26,015
You thought
that was a good idea?
627
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,308
What am I gonna do?
628
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:28,768
Just enjoy.
629
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,605
I'm gonna keep her around,
because she makes me an idiot?
630
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:35,066
Well, you're protected,
Foreman seems immune.
631
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:36,609
You think he's gay?
632
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,903
Did he become an idiot
around Chase?
633
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,239
HOUSE: I just said
it's not a nasal...
634
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,200
Wait a minute, rewind that.
Was that Thirteen?
635
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,329
Wow.
636
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,457
I can't believe
I'm that guy.
637
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,417
Every guy is that guy.
638
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:53,626
I'm not every guy-
639
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,170
What is this?
Semantics here?
640
00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,297
Okay, all guys
are that guy.
641
00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:59,382
I'm not all guys!
642
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:02,719
Cameron was smart.
643
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,680
You know, I'm beginning
to doubt that.
644
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:13,396
I wanted to clarify
something I said earlier.
645
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,773
"I love Dr. House,"
646
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:19,694
and then I qualified it,
which, after thinking about it,
647
00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,447
I didn't really need to do.
648
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:25,283
I did love being around him.
649
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:29,412
I guess, I just
wanted to qualify
650
00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:33,541
what I qualified before.
651
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:36,753
I'm looking defensive,
aren't I?
652
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,964
No, no. I think that's great.
Clears everything up.
653
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,764
It's no big deal, really...
654
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,895
There's a mass lesion
in the left anterior temporal lobe
655
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,064
surrounded by oedema.
656
00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:58,858
Did you just insult me
in Pig Latin?
657
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,693
Dr. House, please.
658
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,947
Will you just take
a look at this?
659
00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:09,285
The defect is causing
this nodular shadow here, you see it?
660
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:13,498
You're right,
I didn't see that before.
661
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,043
Come on, let's go.
662
00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:20,672
Hey.
663
00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:24,592
I know you think you're feeling better,
on account of feeling better,
664
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:29,097
but this trusted family doctor
thinks that he's found a mass lesion,
665
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:32,183
so if you could lie back down
and struggle to breathe...
666
00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:33,601
Okay-
667
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,229
You were right.
668
00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:38,982
I'm thrilled I'm wrong.
669
00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:41,109
This is great, Kenny.
670
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:43,736
You're gonna
get your surgery now.
671
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:47,073
First person I'm coming
back to see is you,
672
00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:49,784
because compared to me,
you're gonna look like butt.
673
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,202
Hey!
674
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,162
What, no comeback?
675
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,457
Look at that.
676
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:57,417
What?
677
00:31:57,834 --> 00:32:00,295
His little finger,
it's twitching.
678
00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:04,340
No, it's not.
679
00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:07,051
Just give it a second. There.
680
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:08,511
TAUB: And?
681
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:10,597
He's not better.
682
00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:13,933
What's wrong?
683
00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,518
My diagnosis.
684
00:32:16,811 --> 00:32:18,938
I don't know what he has.
685
00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:21,441
Cancel the surgery.
686
00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:32,535
New symptom.
Involuntary muscle movement.
687
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,078
Twitching finger
is a symptom?
688
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:35,580
The body doing something
it's not supposed to do
689
00:32:35,705 --> 00:32:37,373
is the definition
of a symptom.
690
00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:40,043
Kid's about to have
a life-changing operation. He's nervous.
691
00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:41,127
Or he's not.
692
00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:42,378
FOREMAN:
Or you were right.
693
00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,464
Kid got better
when we put him on steroids.
694
00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:46,716
This is JRA and
it's under control now.
695
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:49,260
Or the steroids
have just tempered his condition.
696
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:51,429
He got a haircut,
but he's still got bad hair.
697
00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:52,388
What about Lyme disease?
698
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:55,558
It explains everything,
the heart issues, the internal bleeding,
699
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:57,101
even why he'd get
better on steroids.
700
00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:59,646
On the other hand,
if he has Lyme disease,
701
00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:03,232
there'd be other subtle clues
like a huge target-shaped rash.
702
00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:04,484
But thanks for playing.
703
00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:06,736
Why can't you just
accept the fact that you cured this kid?
704
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,197
You want to
stop his surgery!
705
00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:11,240
You're not normal.
706
00:33:11,366 --> 00:33:13,534
So you don't want anyone
also to be normal.
707
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,662
You don't think
normal's healthy.
708
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:23,878
Could be rheumatic fever.
709
00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,588
Also explains why
the steroids helped.
710
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,131
It's a similar
inflammatory disease.
711
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:29,175
Rheumatic fever
doesn't explain liver failure.
712
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,010
Taub thinks that
acetaminophen does.
713
00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:32,595
TAUB: Fine.
Let's test your theory.
714
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,013
Remove his pacing wire.
715
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:36,516
If he's better,
his heart will be just fine on its own
716
00:33:36,641 --> 00:33:39,227
and then he can have
his operation.
717
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:43,439
If I'm right,
his heart will stop.
718
00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:47,568
Kutner, have the
paddles on standby.
719
00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,113
Another chance
to blow someone up.
720
00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:53,199
There'll be
some minor discomfort
721
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:56,327
and you'll feel a slow,
steady pulling sensation.
722
00:33:56,452 --> 00:33:58,121
Are you sure his heart
is ready for this?
723
00:33:58,371 --> 00:33:59,622
HOUSE: Absolutely.
724
00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:01,999
He's convinced he's sure.
725
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,794
Whereas I care
about your son,
726
00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:09,632
and have therefore brought
a professional defibrillist.
727
00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,762
We're not gonna need those.
728
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:20,143
Dad, I feel fine, and my finger
hasn't moved in a while.
729
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,650
Okay. Take him off.
730
00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:29,777
Here we go.
731
00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:55,261
Heart rates 85 beats
per minute. BP 110 over 70.
732
00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:56,637
Is he okay?
733
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:58,681
I feel the same.
734
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,894
He's fine. You're fine.
735
00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:05,521
Thank God!
736
00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:08,316
HOUSE:
What do you mean, thank God?
737
00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:10,651
God's the guy
who gave it to him.
738
00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:20,578
Thank you. Thank you.
739
00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:11,587
DARNELL: Can you tell us
about the procedure?
740
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:15,049
We have to use both an extra
and intracranial approach
741
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:18,553
to get enough exposure
to reduce the encephalocele cyst
742
00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:20,596
and do the bony
reconstruction.
743
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,559
And how are you
participating in this procedure?
744
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:26,269
She's not.
745
00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:30,648
They don't want me here because they
think the kid's cured. I don't.
746
00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:32,692
DARNELL:
And what do you think the problem is?
747
00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:34,277
I wish I knew.
748
00:36:34,402 --> 00:36:37,446
I just know that if Dr. House is right,
something's gonna go wrong.
749
00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:40,283
Dr. House doesn't
think he's right.
750
00:36:40,408 --> 00:36:43,202
Well, then I'll just
waste a few hours watching a surgery.
751
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:45,580
See, the danger is,
we have to reconstruct
752
00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:47,832
all the way down
to the cranial base,
753
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,418
and there are some
big vessels down there.
754
00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,420
So, what we'll do
is we'll work our way down to here...
755
00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:55,172
When were
these pictures taken?
756
00:36:55,298 --> 00:36:58,384
Well, about three weeks ago.
Why? What do you see?
757
00:36:58,509 --> 00:37:00,428
Well, the acanthosis
nigricans was already there.
758
00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:04,557
It's been there a lot longer than that,
probably his whole life.
759
00:37:04,682 --> 00:37:06,559
What about around
his hairline?
760
00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:08,936
What?
There's no discoloration.
761
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,563
There is now.
762
00:37:19,572 --> 00:37:21,616
I have a new theory.
763
00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:25,494
Their bad ideas don't indicate
a lack of intelligence,
764
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,455
they indicate
an open mind.
765
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:31,250
The willingness
not to be trapped by conventional...
766
00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:32,752
You've got a problem.
767
00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:34,128
Tell me something
I don't know.
768
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:37,548
You hire beautiful girls, enslave them,
force them to be around you
769
00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:39,550
because you don't know
how to have an actual relationship.
770
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:43,262
If they're qualified, keep them.
If not, fire them and ask them out.
771
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:46,724
You do realize that, "Tell me something
I don't know" is just an expression?
772
00:37:47,183 --> 00:37:48,643
- Thirteen...
- You think that just because
773
00:37:48,851 --> 00:37:50,144
she is as beautiful, ergo,
774
00:37:50,269 --> 00:37:51,812
you think that because she
hasn't had a decent idea...
775
00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:55,399
No. My point is she's about to enter
your office, so you should shut up.
776
00:37:57,902 --> 00:37:59,654
You were right
about the diagnosis.
777
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:02,531
Yes, it was JRA.
I'm very proud.
778
00:38:02,657 --> 00:38:04,825
No, I mean you were right about
being wrong. He's got Lyme disease.
779
00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:07,078
It explains everything.
780
00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:12,041
Could you just hold up some fingers
so I can see if I'm literally blind?
781
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,293
We ruled out
Lyme disease hours ago.
782
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:15,419
All the symptoms fit.
783
00:38:15,544 --> 00:38:16,545
I am so ashamed.
784
00:38:16,671 --> 00:38:17,630
Is she really
that good looking?
785
00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:18,881
Apparently.
786
00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:21,008
How many lives have been lost
because of pretty girls?
787
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,094
The target rash is hiding.
788
00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:26,138
No one ever looked at
him closely enough.
789
00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:46,242
(BUZZING)
790
00:39:05,803 --> 00:39:08,556
She's getting uglier
by the second.
791
00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,225
We can try and pretend
we're above it
792
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:12,893
and we can try
and intellectualize it away,
793
00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:16,480
but ultimately, shiny, pretty,
perky things are good
794
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:21,986
and ugly, misshapen,
teenage boys are repulsive.
795
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,407
DARNELL: The question
was, do you resent
796
00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:29,368
Dr. Cuddy's interference
in your practice?
797
00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:31,328
Oh.
798
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:35,374
Well, then I guess my answer
wasn't very helpful, was it?
799
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:46,552
"Mini-stud", stand up.
800
00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:54,769
I spoke to
your other partner.
801
00:39:55,019 --> 00:39:55,853
After Cuddy told you...
802
00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:58,064
No, I stayed away.
Did it all over the phone.
803
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:01,275
I asked for a reference. Said you were
applying for a plastic surgery job.
804
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,651
Oh, God!
805
00:40:02,777 --> 00:40:03,736
Yeah.
806
00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:08,324
He went nuts.
Apparently you signed a non-compete.
807
00:40:08,699 --> 00:40:09,825
Now, why would
you agree to that?
808
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,660
I don't wanna practice
plastic surgery.
809
00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:14,663
You sign a contract
because someone's making you.
810
00:40:14,789 --> 00:40:16,082
Someone's getting
something from you.
811
00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:18,292
What did they give you
in return?
812
00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:22,046
They agreed to keep
their mouths shut.
813
00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:26,133
So you gave up your chosen career
just so they'd be quiet?
814
00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:31,222
I love my wife.
815
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:40,481
You risked this job
with nothing to fall back on.
816
00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:44,068
I thought you were wrong.
817
00:40:49,198 --> 00:40:50,658
Sit back down.
818
00:40:52,368 --> 00:40:53,994
You're keeping him
because he's a philanderer?
819
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,121
Where do I sign up?
820
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:58,999
Ask the Mormon. I'm keeping him
because he's interesting.
821
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:03,170
Dr. Terzi, would you
please stand up?
822
00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:11,470
Nice.
823
00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:15,015
I have treated you unfairly.
824
00:41:15,683 --> 00:41:17,309
Pre-judged you.
825
00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,187
And for me
to be a better person,
826
00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:23,107
I have to
rectify that situation.
827
00:41:23,232 --> 00:41:24,400
You're fired.
828
00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:32,825
You wanna grab some dinner?
829
00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:34,743
Maybe a movie?
830
00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:37,788
Seriously.
831
00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:53,637
Just days ago, with Kenny's
condition worsening,
832
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:57,349
it was Dr. Gregory House
reassuring Kenny and his father.
833
00:41:58,142 --> 00:41:59,852
I care about your son.
834
00:41:59,977 --> 00:42:02,855
DARNELL: The charming House,
who happens to be a film buff
835
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:06,233
with a soft spot in his heart for
children told us how he got his start.
836
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,777
See, I became a doctor
because of the movie, Patch Adams.
837
00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:11,739
DARNELL: Determined to save
the boy's life, as well as...
838
00:42:11,864 --> 00:42:13,532
The horror.
839
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:16,410
Well, it's nice of them
to send us an early copy.
840
00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:18,871
Not so much sent
as stolen.
841
00:42:19,413 --> 00:42:23,375
DARNELL: It was Dr. Gregory
House who served as not only a doctor,
842
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,586
but a rock for Kenny
and his father.
843
00:42:25,836 --> 00:42:28,964
You're putting your trust in someone
who does think the surgery's important.
844
00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:30,841
DARNELL: House, one of
those rare doctors...
845
00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:32,092
God!
846
00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:33,719
...who wears his heart
on his sleeve.
847
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,181
I was saying
that was a stupid thing to do!
848
00:42:37,348 --> 00:42:38,933
It's difficult
not to be moved.
849
00:42:39,058 --> 00:42:40,351
Oh, stop it.
850
00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:43,938
Suddenly, I don't feel I can
trust Michael Moore movies.
851
00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:45,522
Where are you going?
852
00:42:45,648 --> 00:42:49,109
Kittens to get out of trees?
Deaf kids to read to?
853
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:53,822
I owe it to the world to make sure this
evil never sees the light of day.
854
00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,287
DARNELL:
ls there anything else?
855
00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:03,749
(SIGHS)
856
00:43:03,874 --> 00:43:05,626
Thank you, Dr. House.
857
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:08,420
Thank you.