1 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,263 - Take it, Sarge. Take it. - Oh, I'll take it. 2 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:24,899 Yeah. 3 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:35,118 Yo! Yo! Turn that back on. 4 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,369 Yeah, man, what'd you do? 5 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,496 Don't look at me, 'cause you know I didn't do it. All right? 6 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,124 Hey! You better have put fresh batteries in that thing like I told you. 7 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,085 No. I did, Sarge. Right when you gave them to me. I did. 8 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,088 - I put them in. - Well, then hit it or something. 9 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,133 Otherwise you all are gonna have to listen to me sing! 10 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,002 Here. 11 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:32,967 Don't panic. Don't shoot us. Don't die. 12 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,928 You got it, G? 13 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,144 Go! Go! Go! 14 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,660 Up and at them. 15 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,914 You're supposed to be in clinic duty. 16 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,918 Yeah, like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing. 17 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,586 Here. 18 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,464 Ex-Marine thinks he has Gulf War syndrome. 19 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,217 - There's no such thing. - So he's been told. 20 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:18,596 It hasn't stopped the unexplained fatigue, rashes and joint pain. 21 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,808 And just so you know, he's the nephew of a benefactor I owe a favor, 22 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,644 so you're gonna take this case whether you like it or not. 23 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,146 Why wouldn't I want to take the case? 24 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:31,234 The guy's tired and sore. It's gonna be chapter one in my... 25 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:40,952 Don't panic. Don't shoot us. Don't die. 26 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,498 You know him? 27 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,959 Never met him before in my life. 28 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,879 Okay. Well, you're about to. He's on his way here. 29 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,341 Get your ass up and get your team together. You have work to do. 30 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,514 - That's amazing. - No, it's not. 31 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,435 - It's not? - I can play the harmonica with my nose, 32 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:51,314 make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, 33 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:55,109 and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy. 34 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,361 The right circumstances being their agreement 35 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,821 to bill you on the same credit card. 36 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,866 But what I absolutely cannot do is dream about someone 37 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,701 I've never seen before. 38 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:07,455 Well, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it can't happen. 39 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,125 True. It can't happen because it can't happen! 40 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,504 Well, maybe you didn't dream about this guy specifically. 41 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,674 Right. Just some other guy who looks exactly like him. 42 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,218 No. You imagined some generic Marine, 43 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:24,680 then you placed his face in the dream after you saw the picture. 44 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,350 Sort of a coincidence mixed with a little déjà vu. 45 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,852 There's no record of him ever coming into the clinic, 46 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,771 so I must've seen him before somewhere else. 47 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,023 Fine. You've known him since Cub Scouts. 48 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,360 The more interesting question isn't what you dreamed, but why. 49 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:41,948 I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad, 50 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,534 or a new relationship with one of the Village People. 51 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,578 He was in the Navy, not the Marines. 52 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,122 I thought your dad was in the Marines. 53 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,916 The guy in the Village People. 54 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,127 Actually he's only in the Navy when they sing In the Navy. 55 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:58,339 The rest of the time he's just in generic fatigue. 56 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,008 What? 57 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,177 You brought it up! 58 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:07,723 - You didn't flush. - I didn't pee. 59 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,690 Male, 34, just got out of the Marines after two years in Iraq. 60 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,275 Admitted complaining of chronic fatigue, 61 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,737 joint pains, intermittent rashes and sore throats. 62 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,531 Thinks he has Gulf War syndrome. 63 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,032 Why is he here instead of the VA? 64 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,202 Because he has a rich uncle Cuddy's trying to avoid fellating, 65 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,372 who doesn't buy the VA's diagnosis of nothingswrongatosis. 66 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,665 The VA's right. 67 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,542 There's no such thing as Gulf War syndrome, 68 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,961 especially in veterans who've never served in the Gulf War. 69 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,379 Different war, same place. 70 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,048 Whatever was there in 1990 is still there. 71 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,925 What's there can send you home in a pine box 72 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,219 but it can't make you sick three months after you've gotten home. 73 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:49,306 What, so thousands of soldiers are lying about their symptoms? 74 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,518 You send 700,000 people on a vacation to Hawaii, 75 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,519 some are gonna come back sick. 76 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:54,979 Doesn't mean it was caused by snorkeling. 77 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:55,980 He's right. 78 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,190 The studies all show the same pattern of symptoms in veterans 79 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,568 who were sent to the Gulf and those who weren't. 80 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,652 That's it? 81 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,237 You believe her but not me? 82 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,114 Stick to your guns, Chase. 83 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,283 Just 'cause there isn't a single unifying symptom 84 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,909 doesn't mean there isn't something going on. 85 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,578 It could just affect everyone differently. 86 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,621 You think this guy has Gulf War syndrome? 87 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,081 Of course not. 88 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,584 He's depressed and he's looking for a disability check, 89 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,670 most likely because he's just realized that knowing how to barter for sex 90 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,590 in six languages and open a beer bottle with your eye socket 91 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,467 are not the most marketable skills. 92 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:25,426 Why did you take this case? 93 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,470 'Cause a good scientist continually questions 94 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,638 his own theories and assumptions. 95 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:32,600 - Cuddy's making him. - And now I'm making you. 96 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,644 Do a full physical and recheck his blood for HIV, hep C, 97 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,481 malaria, schistosomiasis, and T strain A. Baumannii, 98 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,691 just to make sure the VA's dotted their I's. 99 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,277 And find out every hospital and clinic he's ever visited, 100 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:48,616 every city he's ever lived in and whether he's ever been on TV. 101 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,825 TV? 102 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,078 Problem could be neurological. 103 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,955 Everyone knows TV rots your brain. 104 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,502 Well, it's usually the worst on my palms and the bottom of my feet. 105 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,671 I get these black dots all over. 106 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,549 - I don't see anything. - It comes and goes. 107 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,427 You're sure it's not just scrapes and bruises? 108 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,014 I know the difference between a rash and a bruise. 109 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,767 Sometimes it's harder than you realize to distinguish between the two. 110 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,519 You obviously exercise. 111 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,312 My problems aren't caused by my workouts. 112 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,730 But you do work out. 113 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,649 And by the look of you, pretty strenuously. 114 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,776 That's not usually the case with patients 115 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,403 whose principal complaint is chronic fatigue and joint pain. 116 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:30,157 I was in the Marines for 12 years. I'm used to doing PT every day. 117 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,910 Just because I can push through the pain doesn't mean it's not there. 118 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,703 We're not saying we don't believe you. 119 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,372 The hell you aren't. 120 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,959 We just need to be specific about what exactly the problems are. 121 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,047 I sleep 10 hours a night but I feel tired all the time. 122 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:48,217 I constantly get coughs, rashes, sore throats. 123 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:51,345 My knees and hips feel like someone poured sand in my joints. 124 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,681 Get these weird tingling sensations in my legs. 125 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,977 Sometimes they're cold. Other times, feels like my blood is boiling. 126 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,354 Specific enough? 127 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,109 Look, I don't care what you guys call it. 128 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:09,071 Gulf War syndrome, Iraq fever, or just crappy sickness X. 129 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:13,159 I just want someone to figure out what it is so they can cure it. 130 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,495 Except for the supposed pain in his joints, 131 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,206 none of the other symptoms he's complaining about are currently evident. 132 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,458 And besides low potassium, probably caused by him 133 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,335 over-hydrating after working out. 134 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,545 His blood work's all normal. 135 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:28,507 Low potassium could also probably be caused by the experimental vaccines 136 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,927 and anti-chemical warfare pills he was given before he deployed to Iraq. 137 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,721 Not to mention the fact that whole country is littered 138 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,306 with hundreds of tons of radioactive shrapnel 139 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,600 from depleted uranium munitions. 140 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,976 You go to medical school in France? 141 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,853 There's no trace of uranium in his urine. 142 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,105 And he was given the vaccines and meds two years ago 143 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,482 without any allergic or adverse reaction. 144 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,693 Has he ever done any modeling? 145 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,653 We forgot to ask. 146 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,697 We should send his urine to the University of Leicester. 147 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:52,781 There's a professor there who's developed 148 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:54,909 a more advanced screening technique for uranium. 149 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,869 If the levels are too low for us to detect, 150 00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,164 they're way too low to cause any damage. 151 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,541 Where are you going? 152 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,168 This way. 153 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,004 You find out about any television or other media exposure? 154 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,340 Do you really care or are you just trying to waste hospital resources 155 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,592 to get back at Cuddy for making you take the case? 156 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,260 Of course, I care. 157 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,554 What a horrible thing to say. 158 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,182 Do a Lexis-Nexis search and get a copy of his credit report. 159 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,809 Before or after we tell him to eat a banana 160 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,269 and discharge him with a psych referral? 161 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,479 I say before. 162 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,398 And I say in between give him a polysomnogram. 163 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,985 Sleep apnea could cause chronic fatigue and paranoia. 164 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,821 And find out where he went to summer camp. 165 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,243 You okay? 166 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,329 Yeah. Just a little too much coffee this morning. 167 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,332 Were we walking you to the bathroom? 168 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,291 I wish. 169 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,838 Wilson was just in there. These guys know what I'm talking about. 170 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:56,053 That's his third REM cycle and his breathing's completely normal. 171 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,264 There's obviously nothing wrong with his sleep pattern. 172 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:01,100 If it's not the uranium, it's got to be some other sort of toxin. 173 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,434 Or nothing at all. 174 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,894 You really think there's something wrong, 175 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,021 or you just want Foreman to be wrong? 176 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,147 Both. 177 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,857 Well, it's not his sleep pattern. 178 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,944 If you really think it's a toxin, you can do a liver biopsy in the morning. 179 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,153 We can't leave. 180 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,948 If we don't monitor the whole test, House won't accept the results. 181 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,366 He'll just make us do it over. 182 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:18,617 It doesn't take two doctors to monitor 183 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,578 what's clearly gonna be a normal polysomnogram. 184 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,039 Oh, so you want me to stay? 185 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,541 You're the one that thought there was something wrong. 186 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,376 I never said it was a sleep disorder. 187 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,336 You wanna flip for it? 188 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,048 Just go. 189 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,927 Oh, come on. Don't be a baby. 190 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,057 Fine. I'll stay. 191 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,232 You know what we could do? 192 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,905 - Here? - Why not? 193 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,033 We're surrounded by empty rooms with beds in them. 194 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,535 Yeah. And video cameras, too. 195 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,662 - So we turn them off. - Yeah, that's all I need is 196 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,247 House or Foreman walking in on us. 197 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,082 We have the keys. 198 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,378 No. What if he wakes up? 199 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,629 All right. 200 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,969 Suit yourself. 201 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,573 Damn it. 202 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:29,331 Hello? Is anybody out there? 203 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,460 I think there's a problem in here! 204 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,048 What's wrong? 205 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,592 What do you mean, "What's wrong?" You don't smell that? 206 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,927 Nothing smells, John. 207 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,346 Oh, are you kidding me? It's disgusting. 208 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,349 How long have you thought... Wait. 209 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,352 Open your mouth. 210 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:57,192 The smell's not in the room. It's in your mouth. 211 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,405 What's going on? 212 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,490 Good question. 213 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,696 What? 214 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,532 You were wrong about the nothingswrongatosis. 215 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,242 You can fake fatigue and joint pain, 216 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,037 but you can't fake bacterial vaginosis in your mouth. 217 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,121 Where's his mouth been? 218 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,540 Says he hasn't performed oral sex on anyone in over a year. 219 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,709 Selfish bastard. 220 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,879 Because he hasn't been with anyone since his last girlfriend dumped him 221 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,672 after he deployed to Iraq the second time. 222 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,132 Selfish bitch. 223 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:06,553 We've ruled out HIV, diabetes and any other endocrine abnormality. 224 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,639 Could be autoimmune. Sjögren's decreases salivary flow, 225 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,641 creates a hospitable home for bacteria. 226 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,351 No. His eyes and tear ducts are fine. 227 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,852 Who was his last girlfriend? 228 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,147 Yeah, we'll get right on that. 229 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:21,318 Chronic fatigue, joint pain and opportunistic infection spells cancer. 230 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,903 Probably lymphoma. 231 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:26,156 We should biopsy his tonsillarand submandibular lymph nodes. 232 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,575 Right about cancer, wrong about lymphoma. 233 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,037 Unless you're simply hiding the fact that his lymphnodes are swollen. 234 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:36,250 Get Wilson to biopsy his salivary glands. He's got parotid cancer. 235 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,544 And see if you can get to the truth about who he's been dating. 236 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,256 No way, a Marine goes a year without getting some bloodon his bayonet. 237 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,216 It's not an STD. You just said... 238 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,425 Just do it. 239 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,473 The antibiotics should at least relieve the infection, 240 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,892 which will reduce the odor and taste in your mouth. 241 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,477 Not soon enough. 242 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,151 All right. You're gonna feel a little burn. 243 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,904 You know I never even dipped? 244 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,283 Chewing tobacco. Practically everyone in my unit did it. 245 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,953 But me. I was so paranoid about cancer. 246 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:18,458 Well, if it's parotid cancer, it's very treatable if diagnosed early. 247 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,505 My mom had cancer, which is why I know that diagnosing cancer early 248 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,008 means before there's any serious symptoms. 249 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,725 Certainly tastes like a pretty serious symptom, you know? 250 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,227 We'll know more after the test. 251 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,314 If he was just trying to mess with Cuddy for wasting his time, 252 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,107 this would have stopped as soon as the patient started 253 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,358 exhibiting actual symptoms. 254 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,111 So the question is, why is he wasting our time? 255 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,654 Or is he wasting our time? 256 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,824 You think he's got a medical reason for asking for the guy's credit report? 257 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,200 I don't. 258 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,329 Where were you two when the guy woke up? 259 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,459 We just stepped out for a second. 260 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,210 To do what? 261 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:06,006 To get a coffee. We'd been up most of the night. 262 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,467 He's just pushing to make sure we have a complete history. 263 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:12,137 Obviously we're missing something or we'd have the answer. 264 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,223 You didn't have any coffee when you came back. 265 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,810 All right already. We confess. You caught us. 266 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,812 We snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex. 267 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,357 We shouldn't have done it while we were working and we're sorry. 268 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,359 Now can we move on? 269 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,364 House would do Wilson before you'd do Chase. 270 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,284 No. You would do House and Wilson before I'd do Chase. 271 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,995 Now can we get back to work? 272 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,163 She did me once. 273 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,916 She was stoned! 274 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,805 Biopsy's inconclusive. 275 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,973 I'm gonna do a sialogram while we wait for results 276 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,058 from the additional blood work. 277 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,226 No hurry. 278 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,019 Probably nothing we can do at this point anyway. 279 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,562 As long as the cancer hasn't spread... 280 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,108 He's spitting stink. You should focus on the living. 281 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,277 I need a prescription. 282 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,154 I just wrote you a prescription. 283 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,824 For Vicodin. I need alfuzosin. 284 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,617 No, you don't. 285 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,453 You figured out where you met your Marine? 286 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,663 What? 287 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,125 Oh, that. Haven't really thought about it. 288 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,961 I can't pee. 289 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,421 You can't remember him, can you? 290 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,131 I can't pee. 291 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,799 So stop taking the Vicodin. 292 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,009 I want to pee and not be in pain. 293 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,720 Why don't you go to sleep? 294 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,179 I don't pee when I'm asleep. 295 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,349 Maybe you'll dream about him again. Maybe he'll give you an address. 296 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,809 I haven't peed in three days. 297 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,812 I read that REM sleep is the brain's way of working out problems. 298 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,772 - Very useful. - Did you hear what I just said? 299 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,067 Yeah. You lied because you want to avoid talking about your obsession. 300 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,695 - I'm not obsessing. - Why don't you just ask him? 301 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,322 - I haven't peed in three days! - You'd be dead. 302 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,408 I'm not counting intermittent drips. 303 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,701 You'd be in agony. 304 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,287 I passed agony yesterday around 4:00. 305 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,307 His mother, brother, uncle and best friend 306 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,809 all confirm he hasn't had a date in over a year. 307 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,394 Which means it's not an STD. 308 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,064 If you come up with something medically relevant, page me. 309 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,489 What did you want me to tell him? The truth? 310 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,242 No. You didn't have to be so convincing. 311 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,578 Don't worry. I'll make it up to you. 312 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,457 This is getting out of control. 313 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,708 Don't pout. 314 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:51,338 Our patient woke up with an infection while we were getting our rocks off. 315 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,883 Do you want to stop? 316 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:55,884 No. 317 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,720 But I don't want to get caught, either. 318 00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,971 You think I do? 319 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,933 You certainly didn't go out of your way to keep the volume down 320 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,226 when we were in the sleep lab. 321 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,102 I couldn't help that. 322 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,524 Why would I want to get caught? 323 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,985 Maybe you want to give House a reason to be jealous. 324 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:15,946 I'm over House. 325 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,283 All this is, is uncomplicated sex. Don't try to make it more than that. 326 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,119 We're not doing it at work anymore. 327 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:24,955 Fine. 328 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,550 Wanna go grab some lunch? 329 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,473 I think the pill is the way to go. 330 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,475 We haven't had a condom break yet. Thank God. 331 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,521 But it's bound to happen, especially the way we've been doing it. 332 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,358 - On a bed of nails? - No. 333 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:57,445 He's not kinky. He's just insatiable. 334 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,574 I can barely make it to any of my morning classes. 335 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,452 - You smoke? - No way. 336 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,830 Stop it! 337 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,665 Sorry. 338 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:14,045 Any history of hypertension, blood clots, strokes? 339 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:17,132 Nope. Besides my OCD, I'm fit as a fiddle. 340 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:23,013 - You have OCD? - Can't you tell? 341 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,391 Any other compulsions besides drinking massive amounts of water? 342 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,143 No, that's it. Thank God. 343 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,478 My therapist says it could be a lot worse. 344 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,314 You get up in the middle of the night to drink? 345 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,107 Yeah. Every couple of hours. 346 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,068 Then your therapist is an idiot. 347 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,446 Unconscious people don't have OCD. 348 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,740 They can, whoever, have diabetes insipidus. 349 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,784 That's impossible. I eat candy all the time. 350 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,413 Different kind of diabetes. This kind is caused by banged up pituitary. 351 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,540 You're obviously more of a lover than a fighter. 352 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,958 I'm guessing either a car accident 353 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,337 or you cracked your skull on the balance beam. 354 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,548 How'd you know? 355 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:03,011 Easy. Nice ass. No boobs. And you've got palms like a longshoreman. 356 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,180 Wait here. You need a CAT scan. 357 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,432 - Oh, my God... - Don't worry. 358 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:11,353 Just means you'll be taking two hormone supplements instead of one. 359 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,277 Okay, this time you're gonna feel a little pressure. 360 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,446 We're injecting the contrast material. 361 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,492 Could you turn up the music? 362 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,868 Sure. 363 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,792 Looks pretty good so far. 364 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,419 Still can't hear it that well. 365 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,217 Can you hear it now? 366 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,219 John? 367 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,097 John! 368 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,517 John, can you hear me? 369 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,191 Still no relief? 370 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,859 I got relief. 371 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,695 I just got no pee. 372 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,406 If the pills didn't work, you may need a catheter. 373 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,950 You didn't come here to talk to me about my pee. 374 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,576 What's going on? 375 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,162 He's got cancer all right. 376 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,499 But it's not in his salivary glands. It's in his brain. 377 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,295 And it's bad. At least six tumors. Maybe more. 378 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,592 He lost his hearing. His sight's probably next. 379 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,512 Death is probably next. 380 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,268 No way he could've grown all these in a week. 381 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:36,396 They can't be older. The VA couldn't have missed all these. 382 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,815 Maybe they didn't miss them. Just mixed them up. 383 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,985 Switched his films with another patient's by mistake. 384 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,278 Maybe. 385 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,031 It'd mean some poor sap's getting his melon sliced 386 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,407 at the VA for no reason. 387 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,910 And this poor sergeant's gonna be dead by the end of the week. 388 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,704 Where've you two been? 389 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:53,955 Lunch. 390 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,498 Why? What happened? 391 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:59,794 Wilson's found some fast-growing, elusive or magic brain tumors. 392 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,421 What did you find? 393 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,798 Nothing. He's telling the truth. 394 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,175 About what? 395 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,384 About everything. 396 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,053 Where he's lived, who he's dated. 397 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,305 Besides forgetting to mention his dad's shin splints, 398 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,725 his granddad's nosebleeds, and to return a few rented DVDs, 399 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,685 everything he's told us has checked out. 400 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,937 You have them researching your dream? 401 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,815 No. I have them researching my patient. 402 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,776 You had a dream about a patient? 403 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,528 This poor guy's brain is riddled with tumors 404 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,364 and you're checking his credit report? 405 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,745 Come on. I need you guys. 406 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,289 - Where are you going? - To do my job. 407 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,749 He's not your patient. 408 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,959 He is now. Go home and go to sleep. 409 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,921 Maybe you'll dream a cure to late-stage brain cancer. 410 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,473 How is he? 411 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,433 He's dead. 412 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:59,145 - Oh, God. - At least he will be in a few days. 413 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,857 Question is why. 414 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:06,152 The only explanation is that the VA hospital screwed up. 415 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,280 There was definitely no mix up. I had them recheck. 416 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:13,785 Yes. Why would a government agency lie to cover up a mistake 417 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,328 that might have caused the death of a guy 418 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,497 they'd been trying to kill for the last two years anyway? 419 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,374 They didn't lie. 420 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,752 Did you just take two Vicodin? 421 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,921 No. Just an antidepressant. 422 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,258 I was told to take two every time you walked into the room. 423 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,222 The VA's scan of his brain. No tumors. 424 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:39,727 Yes. This is proof positive that someone didn't have tumors in their brain. 425 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,230 You see that bright spot below his left orbit? 426 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:45,692 That is a titanium pin your patient had inserted 20 years ago. 427 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:49,028 Unless you think the VA happened to mix up his scans with someone 428 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,282 who had the exact same pin, they didn't screw up. 429 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,204 You paged us? 430 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,333 Why didn't you send his urine to Leicester like I told you? 431 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,669 Because you told me not to. 432 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,380 Why did you choose that moment to listen to me? 433 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,049 You think depleted uranium might have something to do with his tumors? 434 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,385 Radiation's the only thing that will make tumors grow that fast. 435 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,137 High doses of radiation! 436 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,264 Even if he ate depleted uranium bullets for breakfast, 437 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:18,057 he still would've been exposed to less radiation 438 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,642 than we've given him in the last two days. 439 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,813 Do it anyway. And you, call his uncle back. 440 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:27,567 Find out if he ever brought his nephew to any hospital parties or fundraisers. 441 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,986 No. Not until you give me a reason. 442 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,781 - Because I'm your boss? - A rational reason. 443 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,992 Or at least admit that you don't have one. 444 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,161 I've got a full bladder and I'm not afraid to use it. 445 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:39,954 But you are apparently afraid 446 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,207 of discovering something you can't rationally explain... 447 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,374 Shut up! 448 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,294 Do what you're told. 449 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:51,007 Cuddy and Wilson may not have to listen to me, but you do. 450 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,430 What the hell was that all about? 451 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,598 I don't care. 452 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,517 Which is why I didn't feel the need to ask him eight personal questions. 453 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,269 I'm over him. 454 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,857 Just making an observation. 455 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,446 All right. Ready whenever you are. 456 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,864 I'm ready. 457 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,286 Wait a minute. Zoom in. 458 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:26,125 I don't see it. You sure you got the right coordinates? 459 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,711 Yeah. She's in the right place. 460 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:32,423 Go 10 millimeters above the AC-PC line on the Z axis. 461 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,009 Ten mil above AC-PC on Z. 462 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:38,763 It's not there anymore. 463 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,515 Are you sure you got the gantry angle right? 464 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,434 - Yeah, I'm sure. - It's not there. 465 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,480 It disappeared. 466 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,440 Six tumors don't just disappear. 467 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,359 Unless they were never there to begin with. 468 00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:53,111 The VA didn't screw up. 469 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,612 Maybe someone else did. 470 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,239 Maybe it was Dr. Self-Righteous. 471 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,158 I saw the tumors. There was no mix up. 472 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,577 Maybe there's something wrong with the portable imager in the OR. 473 00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:04,330 Something that would cause it to show brain tissue in perfect detail 474 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,624 but completely miss neoplastic tissue? 475 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,960 Then they were never tumors to begin with. 476 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,295 I told you I saw... 477 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:14,882 Oh, you saw something that looked like tumors. We all did. We were all wrong. 478 00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:16,009 Or maybe he doesn't have cancer. 479 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,636 Maybe he has a brain infection that's causing multiple abscesses. 480 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,138 That miraculously healed? 481 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,764 No. They were healed by the antibiotics 482 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,683 we're giving him for the vaginosis in his mouth. 483 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:27,228 If it's an infection, why didn't it show up in his blood work? 484 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,314 I don't know yet. 485 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,233 Dr. Wilson, we have a problem. 486 00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,485 What did you do? 487 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,071 I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! 488 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,156 - John... - What did you guys do? 489 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,574 John! Calm down! We didn't even operate. 490 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:40,992 Could this be a regional effect? 491 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:42,243 I can't move my legs! 492 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:43,244 It's not the anesthesia. 493 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,954 John! John! 494 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,497 We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you. 495 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:52,795 But first we need to know one thing, have you ever appeared in any porn? 496 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,968 Chronic fatigue, sore throats, rashes, 497 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,221 putrid discharge in the mouth, multiple abscesses in the brain, 498 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:06,809 hearing loss, and last but not least, lower limb paralysis. 499 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,811 He's certainly given us plenty of clues. 500 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,356 It's got to be some sort of infection. 501 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,483 That's miraculously improving in his brain 502 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,234 but getting worse in his ears and legs? 503 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,779 Could be an infection and cancer. 504 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,448 A neoplastic syndrome could depress his immune system 505 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,075 and cause the other symptoms. 506 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,494 You're basing this theory on the negative biopsy, 507 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,120 the lymph nodes that aren't swollen, 508 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,748 or the tumors that were never there to begin with? 509 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,583 And what are you gonna base your theory on? 510 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,710 His favorite restaurants? 511 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,504 I was right. 512 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,799 He's excreting depleted uranium in his urine. 513 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,802 We should start him on an IV infusion of isotonic sodium bicarbonate... 514 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,345 It's not depleted uranium. 515 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:43,638 - You're the one... - Who asked for the test 516 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,848 when we were thinking cancer. We no longer are. 517 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,101 Depleted uranium doesn't just cause cells to mutate. 518 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,519 It can cause cell death as well. 519 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,229 Not spinal cord cells. 520 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,022 At least not before the dose is high enough 521 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,816 to kill all his other cells first. 522 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:58,486 So you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant. 523 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,614 The sun's radioactive. The earth is radioactive. 524 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,783 This hospital is filled with radiation. 525 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:06,744 The issue is not where it is, but how much there is, 526 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:09,872 and what damage that amount can cause in someone's spinal cord. 527 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,750 As I've already stated quite clearly. 528 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,753 Got it. We're all idiots. What's your theory? 529 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,672 Give me your keys. Why? 530 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:21,300 You ever tried to ride a motorcycle with a distended bladder? 531 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,848 Keep him on antibiotics, check his hearing and paralysis every hour. 532 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,891 So you basically want us to do nothing? 533 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,935 No. I basically want to do nothing. 534 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,562 I want you to keep him on antibiotics 535 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:35,731 and check his hearing and paralysis every hour. 536 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,025 Wait. You can't go home now. 537 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,986 Actually, I have to go home now. 538 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,196 It's two days past my bedtime. 539 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:44,115 House, he needs your help. 540 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,575 And I need sleep! 541 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,744 Hey, it's the brain's way of working out problems 542 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:51,956 that the conscious mind can't solve during the day, remember? 543 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,304 No. Nothing. 544 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,393 I'm gonna die. Aren't I? 545 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,774 No, we're not. 546 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:21,861 We should start treatment for the uranium toxicity like you said. 547 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,738 - But House... - Isn't here. 548 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,744 If House wanted to be involved in the case... 549 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,706 ...he wanted us to start this treatment, 550 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,958 he would have told us to do it the last time you brought it up. 551 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,211 - You have a better idea? - No. 552 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,171 Then we're going with Chase's. 553 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,614 Tell him not to get the lines tangled. 554 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,158 With an infusion this slow we can't have any kinks in the line. 555 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,118 I went to medical school, too. 556 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:41,375 Keep your arms on your body. Above your heart. 557 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,672 I can't feel my stomach! 558 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,054 I don't feel that! I don't feel anything! 559 00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:54,639 Paralysis is ascending. 560 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,557 If it keeps going we're gonna need a respirator. 561 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,518 - What? What are you saying? - Can you breathe? 562 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:06,150 No. Not yet. 563 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,865 incident on the Garden State Parkway, southbound at exit 91... 564 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,034 So, where were we? 565 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,496 - You have a nice night? - No. 566 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,333 The paralysis is ascending. 567 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,877 Last check it was nearly to his diaphragm. 568 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,004 - Tells us something. - Means it's getting worse. 569 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:10,840 Worse is something. 570 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,800 Also it tells us it's not the uranium. 571 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,262 Did we think it was? 572 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:20,099 We started him on sodium bicarb to try to flush the uranium out of his system. 573 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:23,436 Great. Now the fact that he's getting worse tells us nothing. 574 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,854 Never thought it was uranium. 575 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:27,189 For all we know, the uranium treatment is what's making him... 576 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,442 A sodium bicarb infusion wouldn't have any effect on... 577 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,943 On what? 578 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,737 Kind of hard to say what it wouldn't have an effect on 579 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:34,363 if you've no idea what's there to affect. 580 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,115 - We had to do something. - Well, next time, 581 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,908 go with something that has a chance of working. 582 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,702 Like what? 583 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,871 You come up with some brilliant idea while you're warm and cozy 584 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:43,748 - in your bed at home? - We need more information. 585 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:46,333 How much more information could you possibly want? 586 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:49,545 We have a medical history going all the way back to his great grandparents. 587 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,423 - A non-medical history going... - It's not enough. 588 00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,008 It's all we're gonna get. 589 00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:59,346 Wanna bet? 590 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,771 Who approved a sodium bicarb infusion? 591 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,148 Don't look at me. I was home in bed. 592 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,400 - What's wrong? - He's unconscious. 593 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,862 His skin has lost all color and his BP and hematocrit are plunging. 594 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,322 He was only on the sodium bicarb... 595 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,281 He's bleeding out. 596 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,783 He can't be bleeding out. There's no blood in the bed. 597 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,284 Fine. He's bleeding in. 598 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,036 There's no sign of bruising or internal hemorrhaging. 599 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:23,871 The paralysis must've reached his diaphragm. 600 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,331 He's not able to oxygenate his blood. 601 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,375 He's not able to oxygenate his blood because he doesn't have any left. 602 00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:29,668 There's no evidence. 603 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,045 The only thing that would explain... 604 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,004 There's no reason for blood loss. 605 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,422 There has to be a reason! 606 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,175 He needs a transfusion. Get me four units of O-negative, stat. 607 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,219 Let's elevate his feet. 608 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,013 He doesn't need a transfusion. 609 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,641 Nobody asked you. In fact, why are you even here? 610 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,727 - Because obviously you need my help. - Get out. 611 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,688 House, his blood obviously didn't just vanish into... 612 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:54,193 What the hell is this? 613 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,320 Somebody must have spilled something. 614 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,114 Somebody else should be getting me four units of O-negative, stat. 615 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:01,116 What the hell is that? 616 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,623 It's a urine catheter collection bag with a rip in it. 617 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,708 What the hell's it look like? 618 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:15,756 What? 619 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:20,261 It's just urine. It's sterile. 620 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:24,265 No one's getting me blood! Why isn't anybody getting me blood? 621 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,474 You're bleeding. 622 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,728 House, are you all right? 623 00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:34,900 Why are you even here? 624 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,570 I'm always here. 625 00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:40,239 No, you're not. 626 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,326 There's a reason. There has to be. 627 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,695 incident on the Garden State Parkway... 628 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,780 So, where were we? 629 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:24,575 Have a nice night? 630 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,410 Yes, I did. Thank you. 631 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,412 I'm guessing better than our patient. 632 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:31,916 Probably due to his BP and hematocrit plunging. 633 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:33,751 How'd you know? 634 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:45,179 The answer was staring right at us the whole time. 635 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,681 As plain as the nose on our faces. 636 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,141 And the nose on his face. 637 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,143 What's going on? What did he say? 638 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,854 No hairs and cauterization scars. 639 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,065 Which means? 640 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:59,985 - He had it cauterized. - How could you know that? 641 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:00,986 Because it makes sense. 642 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:04,281 Undoubtedly done to stop the same childhood nosebleeds 643 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,866 that plagued his grandfather. 644 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,534 Undoubtedly because they were both born 645 00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,828 with hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia. 646 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:10,955 What's he saying? 647 00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:14,291 I'm saying you have a genetic disease that's destroying your capillaries. 648 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,877 That no one in his family's ever been diagnosed with before? 649 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,505 Not surprising, since the most common initial symptoms, 650 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,465 skin rashes and nosebleeds are often written off 651 00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:24,426 as the result of minor trauma or dry weather. 652 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:28,180 But they can also be the result of his arteries and veins merging together. 653 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,140 He obviously has AVMs. 654 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,850 AVM near the spine caused the paralysis. 655 00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:35,020 AVM in his lungs prevented his blood from being filtered. 656 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,481 Dirty blood caused the joint pain, fatigue, 657 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,650 and the infections in his mouth and brain. 658 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:42,403 Nothing that a few surgeries won't clear up. 659 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:45,364 Get MR angiograms of the aforementioned. 660 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,783 The Marines weren't hiding anything. He was. 661 00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:51,578 Or at least he forgot to mention his bloody tissue issue. 662 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,916 What's going on? What did he say? 663 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:04,091 Well, looks like solving the case solved your other problem. 664 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:08,012 There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter. 665 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,306 Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra. 666 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,475 You cathed yourself? 667 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:17,771 It's actually not that bad after the first, I don't know, 9 or 10 inches. 668 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,649 The cath relieved the spasm. I'm good as new. 669 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,651 Of course. Just a minor spasm in a muscle 670 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:25,029 you've been using multiple times a day 671 00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:27,948 without any problems for the past 45 years. 672 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,074 Not a major side effect 673 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,953 caused by the overuse of a particular narcotic painkiller. 674 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,872 Yeah. That was my thought, too. 675 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:39,001 So, no reason to think about cutting back on your use 676 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:40,210 of that particular pill. 677 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,754 Thank God! 678 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,589 Actually, it was the triple dose of the good stuff 679 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,509 that allowed me to finally get some sleep and solve the case. 680 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,970 Pills made all my dreams come true. 681 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:53,140 You really got the answer in your sleep? 682 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:56,852 I got one in my sleep. The other one I got in the shower. 683 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,235 I've been thinking about you. 684 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,113 You lied. 685 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:09,865 I didn't lie. 686 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:13,744 I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts. 687 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:16,163 Like the fact that you lied. 688 00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,916 No wonder I couldn't place his face. 689 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,251 You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor. 690 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:22,711 I was not. 691 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,254 Talk about the cool uncle. 692 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,841 He donates the money and the nephew gets the write-off. 693 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,302 And of course, by write-off, I mean he gets to put your ankles... 694 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:34,348 This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago. 695 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,601 Because of my T-shirt. 696 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,937 Because you are an obnoxious ass. 697 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,272 Because you would have spent the whole time... 698 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:43,357 That's very smart. 699 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:46,693 'Cause this way I spent the whole time completely focused on the patient. 700 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,028 How did you even remember him? 701 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,988 We were only at that party for like 10 minutes! 702 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,949 Is this a new health plan? 703 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:55,494 Service the Dean of Medicine, you get free health care for a year? 704 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,081 Why are you smiling? 705 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:02,876 You remembered him because he made out with me. 706 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:05,921 I'm good with faces. 707 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:08,841 So this plan, is it open to anyone? Is there a co-pay? 708 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,259 You're lousy with faces. 709 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:13,387 Don't make this about me. This is your humiliation. 710 00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:15,097 So how much for private room coverage? 711 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,558 Get over me. 712 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:20,853 Give me a break. You hired me... 713 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,480 'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank, 714 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,065 so I got you cheap. 715 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:26,817 You gave me everything I asked for 716 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:28,819 because one night I gave you everything... 717 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:31,947 Stop staring at my ass when you think I'm not looking, 718 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:34,658 showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date, 719 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,494 and fantasizing about me in the shower. 720 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:40,080 That ship sailed long ago, House. 721 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,124 Get over it. 722 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,586 If you're still referring to your ass, 723 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:49,756 I think that supertanker sailed would be the more precise metaphor. 724 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,042 Sorry. 725 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:27,878 Just looking for an extra-large trashcan. 726 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,845 Since when does he clean anything up?