1 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:06,756 I can't do this button. 2 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,508 You almost got it. 3 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:09,967 Almost got it. 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,599 The sound 5 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,687 of the people talking... 6 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:21,688 Mmm? 7 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,652 - It's A-flat. - Is it? 8 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:30,071 Well, look how smart you are, huh? 9 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,325 Here we go. 10 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,926 Thank you. I am proud to introduce 11 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,971 my son to you, Patrick Obyedkov. 12 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:58,349 Twenty-five years ago, Patrick was in the fourth grade, 13 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:02,437 a good student, played Little League 14 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,398 and then there was the accident. 15 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,525 And here we are, 16 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:11,696 raising money for people with similar neurological disabilities. 17 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:14,490 I hope you enjoy the concert. 18 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,168 You all set? 19 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,836 All set. 20 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,043 He's never missed a note. 21 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:12,924 Something's wrong. 22 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,643 Patrick, what is it? 23 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,437 My hand, it hurts. 24 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,898 Let me see it. 25 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,984 Oh, Papa. 26 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,656 What's the emergency? 27 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,241 Thirty-five-year-old savant. 28 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,784 Dystonia in his left hand. 29 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,536 He paged us at 5:00 in the morning for that? 30 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,539 I'm going back to bed. Dystonia's not life threatening. 31 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:27,707 Clonazepam will take care of it. 32 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,002 He's already on clonazepam for seizures he has 33 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,628 from a bus accident when he was 10. 34 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,839 Then we treat with benztropine. 35 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:35,965 What's up? 36 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,758 Thirty-five-year-old savant. Dystonia. 37 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,761 I'm going back to bed. 38 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,471 Where you going? 39 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,849 Bathroom. It can wait. 40 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,684 There is no case, House. 41 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,770 Even if dystonia was some big medical mystery, it's not this time. 42 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,565 You're not intrigued as to how a perfectly healthy 10-year-old boy 43 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,609 with no prior musical training gets into an accident 44 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,028 on his way to school and can suddenly play the piano? 45 00:03:57,154 --> 00:04:00,656 Do we have to solve a 25-year-old case before breakfast? 46 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,616 You two shower together? 47 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,700 - No. - No. 48 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,993 Double negative. That's a yes. 49 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,246 Savantism is just one of those things. It's inexplicable. 50 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,499 Just because it's inexplicted doesn't mean it's inexplicable. 51 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,294 I want new labs, CBC with platelets, chem panel, 52 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,379 thyroid and adrenal function tests. 53 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:16,380 For what? 54 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,548 I don't know. 55 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,137 Raise your left hand. 56 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,514 That's your right hand. 57 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,101 What are you looking for? 58 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,438 Just want to make sure whatever happened doesn't happen again. 59 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,981 - Push up. - Push up. 60 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,943 He repeats what people say. It's a compensation mechanism. 61 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,569 He knows he's supposed to say something 62 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,571 so he repeats what he's just heard. 63 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,531 Well, that's good. Shows he's engaged. 64 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,242 Spine's okay. 65 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:48,913 All right, stick out your tongue like this. Copy me. 66 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,623 You have a big tongue. 67 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:54,001 Hey, I know it's funny but copy me. 68 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,260 There was construction on Radcliffe. 69 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,388 So I had to get out of the car 70 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,682 and walk in high heels for over a mile. 71 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,601 Radcliffe? What was the cross street? 72 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:11,769 Does it matter? 73 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,438 I don't know. I'm not the one who brought it up. 74 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,733 Tie this off. Nice and tight. 75 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,699 Does this have anything to do with my foot? 76 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,325 You have a blister. 77 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,703 You don't waste a doctor's time with a blister. 78 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,747 You waste a doctor's time with more important things, 79 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,291 like the sewer that's being vented out of your mouth. 80 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,918 My breath? 81 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,962 If you could stop doing that, we'd all be grateful. 82 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,296 I can't stop breathing. 83 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:40,798 Nope. But you can stop puking. 84 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,467 - I don't. - Your lips say, "No." 85 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,012 Your gnarly fingers say... 86 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,225 He's good to go. 87 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,645 It's a shame. You look cute that thin. 88 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,442 Motor cortex looks good. Everything checks out. 89 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,443 What tests did you run? 90 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,569 Full battery of neurological... 91 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:05,406 I need this blood checked for cholesterol and glucose levels. 92 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,366 Patient had a foot problem. 93 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,534 Different patient. 94 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,453 There was no one else in there. 95 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,580 You're using the wrong equipment. 96 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,635 Dr. Foreman, I thought we were being discharged. 97 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:27,887 I'm Dr. House, 98 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:31,223 and on the off chance that Dr. Foreman didn't mention it, 99 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,684 I have something of a gift, too. 100 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,269 Come on. 101 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,578 - Your turn. - My turn. 102 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,886 Does this have anything to do with his hand? 103 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,346 It might. 104 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,515 Okay, Patrick. Close your eyes. 105 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,600 What's this? 106 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:19,021 - D, G-flat, A-flat, B. - Yeah. All right, all right. 107 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,482 He's good. Can we let him go? 108 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,068 He's great. He's staying. 109 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,680 Call radiology. 110 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,016 We need a functional MRI on his brain. 111 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,268 FMRI's not gonna show trauma. 112 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,437 We're not looking for trauma. 113 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,439 I want to see the music. 114 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,941 See the music. 115 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,740 Well, that's dull. 116 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,242 You think the FMRI's gonna show a big arrow 117 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,287 pointing to a flashing sign saying "savantism"? 118 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,705 It would be hugely helpful. 119 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,750 Somehow he got rewired as a music specialist. 120 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,877 I want to know how that happens. 121 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,755 He has access to parts of the brain that you don't. 122 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,506 His brain's doing nothing. 123 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,383 He looks like any jerk listening. 124 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:15,179 He's not a savant at listening, he's a savant at playing. 125 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,975 Well, listening and playing are two different neurological processes. 126 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,980 Turn off the music. 127 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:30,069 Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg's a piano. 128 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,570 My leg's not a piano. 129 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,490 I know. That's why I said "pretend." 130 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,700 Kid's a moron. 131 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,703 Keep your head still. Use your fingers. 132 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:02,935 Wow. 133 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,186 Cool, huh? 134 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,397 His heart rate rose. 135 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,690 Emotional response? 136 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,150 Then why's there no activity in the limbic system? 137 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,027 Unless there's a problem with his heart. 138 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,862 Do an echo to confirm. 139 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,615 And scrub up. He's gonna need surgery. 140 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,411 It wasn't dystonia. 141 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,746 He's got a heart condition that caused 142 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,581 the arteries in his arm to constrict. 143 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,918 Do you have any idea why House would want to go to Boston? 144 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,211 The chowder? 145 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,588 Plane tickets this Friday. 146 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,756 I opened his mail. 147 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,467 I heard there's an opening at Harvard for Division Chief, 148 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,886 Infectious Disease. 149 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:41,390 Ambition is not one of his more prominent traits. 150 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,433 Although... 151 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,059 What? 152 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,437 He was testing blood in the clinic. 153 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,689 I don't think it was a patient's blood. 154 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,274 Why? It was green? 155 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,109 No, he was checking for routine stuff. 156 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:57,156 Makes sense if he's looking for basic medical clearance for employment. 157 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,496 I'm going home. 158 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:06,623 No, you're not. 159 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,500 He could show up any minute. 160 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,422 Not with a savant to obsess about. 161 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,221 I'll take in here. Bedroom's down the hall. 162 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,765 You've been here? 163 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,726 Where else would the bedroom be? 164 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,687 Come with? 165 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,523 You're scared of him catching us breaking into his home 166 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,985 but you're not scared of him catching us doing it in his bed? 167 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,031 If I'm gonna get fired anyway... 168 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:46,288 Almost at the heart. Ablating and done. 169 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,792 Heart rate's 160. It's accelerating. 170 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,251 He's at 210! 171 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,711 He's in supraventricular tachycardia. 172 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,380 Paddles! 173 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,631 Charging. 174 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,633 Clear! 175 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,677 We're wasting our time. 176 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,180 His high-school yearbook. 177 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,348 Unless you think he's going to Boston 178 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,682 to attend a high-school reunion, 179 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,559 put it back and let's get out of here before he comes home. 180 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,144 He's not smiling. 181 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,021 I wonder if he has teeth. 182 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,523 What's the area code for Boston? 183 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,108 617, why? 184 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,366 Massachusetts General. May I help you? 185 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,370 Did you think you could steal Dr. House without a fight? 186 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,329 Steal him for what? 187 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,540 Quit jerking me around. I know he's coming out there. 188 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,874 We're not looking to hire him. 189 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,626 He's called you six times in the last month. 190 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,128 We're not looking to hire him. 191 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,380 You think if you keep repeating it, I'll start believing you? 192 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,173 Dr. Cuddy, there's nothing else I can say. 193 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,883 I'm sorry. 194 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,762 If he's not coming there for a job interview, 195 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,180 he's either coming to your hospital 196 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,766 for a social visit or because he's a patient. 197 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,440 Is it a social visit, Dr. Medak? 198 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,483 I can't stand House. 199 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,444 Neither can Dr. Coopersmith. 200 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,579 What's up? 201 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,250 Do you know a Dr. Coopersmith in Boston? 202 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,794 Yeah. He's an oncologist. 203 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,921 What's up? 204 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,175 - What's his subspecialty? - Brain cancer. 205 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,761 What's going on? 206 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,477 He doesn't look sick. 207 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,895 He should have symptoms. 208 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:37,608 Blurred vision, headaches, confusion, clumsiness. 209 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,568 Depends how far along the cancer is. 210 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,445 What kind, how aggressive. 211 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,280 He didn't tell you? 212 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,283 House is House. 213 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,619 He's no different than anyone else with cancer. 214 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:52,331 Once you tell, then every conversation is about that. 215 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,126 Cardiac arrest means we were wrong. 216 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,586 There was a heart problem. 217 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,213 But no vasoconstriction. 218 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,174 The heart problem couldn't have caused the hand problem. 219 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,635 Unless the bleed happened suddenly. 220 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,179 Less blood to the brain explains the dystonia. 221 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,139 Less blood to the heart explains the heart attack. 222 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,641 Scope him above and below. 223 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,601 If that doesn't work, gut him. 224 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,272 Can't you sedate him? 225 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,233 There's a risk his throat could collapse. 226 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,901 You look mad, Papa. 227 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,402 No. 228 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,780 No, I'm not mad. I promise you. 229 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:28,325 It's just that the doctor has to do something to you and it's... 230 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,868 And it's gonna hurt. 231 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,370 Hurt me? Why hurt me? 232 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,247 Make you better. 233 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,165 What's wrong with me? 234 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,501 Well, they don't know. 235 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,421 Patrick, don't you worry. 236 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,215 Everything is gonna be great. 237 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,466 All right. Here we go, Patrick. 238 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,842 You wanna hurt me. 239 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,053 Hey, open. Like this. 240 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:55,352 You just look at me and everything is gonna be okay. 241 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,396 Look at me now. 242 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,481 Patrick. 243 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,818 There you are. It's okay. It's okay, really. 244 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,447 Dr. Wilson. Wilson! 245 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,491 I just spoke to Cuddy. 246 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,784 She can't confirm whether House 247 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,244 is applying for a job in Boston. 248 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,996 Yeah. I'm late for a... 249 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,541 If I have to look for work, I have a right to know. 250 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,141 Pretty. 251 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,895 I wrote this when I was in junior high school. 252 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,441 Could never figure out what came next. 253 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,569 Then dimwit came up with this. 254 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,285 It's good. 255 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,203 It's perfect. 256 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,084 I could set up a tower on the roof during a lightning storm. 257 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,837 Help you switch brains with your patient. 258 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,673 Then you would be the brilliant pianist 259 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,344 and he would be the doctor hiding brain cancer from his friend. 260 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,555 It's nothing. 261 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,059 You need to talk about it. 262 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,685 At least let me look at your medical file. 263 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,188 You're making a big deal out of nothing. 264 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,149 - Who else knows? - No one, and cancer isn't nothing. 265 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,443 Sorry. Didn't mean to offend your specialty. 266 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,694 Why didn't you come to me? 267 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,779 Stein's good. 268 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,156 Stein's in Africa for the next six months. 269 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,699 He's given me at least six months. 270 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,494 I go to Boston. I get the treatment. 271 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,287 Everything will be fine. 272 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,039 No need to talk about it. 273 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,791 You were right. 274 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,501 Surgeon found a bleed behind the kidney 275 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,213 in the retroperitoneal cavity, but no reason for it. 276 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,674 No cancer, no ruptured arteries. 277 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,967 So bleeding explains the symptoms 278 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,261 but we've got no explanation for the bleeding. 279 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,389 And while they were closing him up, 280 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,515 Patrick had a grand mal seizure, 281 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,141 which makes no sense, 282 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,602 since he's on an anticonvulsant medication. 283 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,730 You told him. 284 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,023 No, I didn't. 285 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,364 I only told Cameron. 286 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,786 Hey! 287 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,835 Okay, you guys have cleverly deduced that I have cancer. 288 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,336 You have no right to know. 289 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,337 You have no business knowing. 290 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,005 We'd like to run some blood tests. 291 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,383 As soon as you work up our patient, who is not me. 292 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,468 We just want to make sure you weren't misdiagnosed. 293 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,387 I wasn't. Let's move on. 294 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,264 We're just asking for a couple of vials. 295 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,765 - No! - Why not? 296 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,144 Okay, we are going to proceed as if I am perfectly healthy. 297 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,104 How can we do that if we know you're not? 298 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,273 You don't know anything! 299 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,733 Except, hopefully, 300 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,403 how a patient on anticonvulsant medication has a seizure. 301 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,155 Anti-seizure meds don't prevent seizures. 302 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,489 They just make them manageable. 303 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,907 According to the surgeon's report, 304 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,451 this one wasn't even close to manageable. 305 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,953 Means the question isn't, "Why is he having seizures?" 306 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,038 It's, "Why are his seizures getting worse?" 307 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,957 What's changed? 308 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,126 His brain. It's gotten worse. 309 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,462 So we make it even worser. 310 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,630 We take him off anticonvulsant medication. 311 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,882 He'll seize even more. 312 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,092 Multiple seizures can seriously damage a brain. 313 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,635 Dude can't button a shirt. 314 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,387 How much more damage are we really talking about? 315 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,639 Stronger seizures will light up different parts of the brain, 316 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,475 which will indicate which parts are damaged. 317 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,186 Once he gets worse, do a PET scan. 318 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,488 PET scan done? 319 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,989 No. 320 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,200 Did you come for my feelings? 321 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,160 'Cause I left them in my other pants. 322 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,620 This is a letter of recommendation. 323 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,830 I'm applying for a job at Penn. 324 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,420 Thank you for writing your own. 325 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,506 I'm sure my thoughts are beautifully phrased. 326 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,676 Thank you for signing it, saves me having to fake your signature. 327 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,229 Stay away from Weiss. 328 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:12,234 He cries with his patients, holds their hands as they die. 329 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,902 He won't like you. 330 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,031 Your newfound nonchalance in the face of cancer. 331 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,453 I thought you'd find it appealing. 332 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,164 20 seconds. Pretty good. 333 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,541 For what? 334 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,378 The time it took you to go from hard-ass to human being. 335 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,424 You really want to leave? 336 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:39,302 If you're not here, there's not much point in staying. 337 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,304 I'm not dead yet. 338 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,313 What are you doing? 339 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,282 I know this must be a turn-on for you. 340 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,902 A little whorish to kiss and stab. 341 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,361 You kissed back. 342 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,947 I didn't want you to die without knowing the feeling. 343 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,366 Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling. 344 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,660 All we need is a few drops of your blood. 345 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,954 Foreman and Chase's lips are not gonna get so close, 346 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,414 now that I know your plan. 347 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,541 There's a nurse downstairs about to risk his job 348 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,335 to steal the blood you drew from yourself yesterday. 349 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,754 I'm patient number 020406, 350 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,632 in the record room, under the name Luke N. Laura. 351 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,384 There's a whole vial of blood in there along with CT scans, 352 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,720 MRIs, CSF. Everything you need. 353 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:10,393 If you need a sperm sample, come back without the needle. 354 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,155 Six centimeter mass in his dorsal midbrain, 355 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,491 extending into the temporal lobe. 356 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,160 That's inoperable. 357 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,704 What kind of time does he have? 358 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,666 He's got a year. 359 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,505 Nurse! Nurse! 360 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,431 Here's the consent from Boston for the cancer drug trial. 361 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,934 Any description of the process or previous trials? 362 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,894 - Yep. - Any chance it'll work? 363 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,230 No. It's not even designed to work. 364 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,439 Why would he... 365 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,401 It's designed to treat depression in terminal cancer patients. 366 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:00,735 He doesn't seem depressed. 367 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,908 Okay, let's assume that I am dying, 368 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,786 which I specifically told you not to assume. 369 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,956 Can we at least assume that I'm not dying tomorrow? 370 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,165 Whereas this kid... 371 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,669 PET revealed several more hot spots but they're non-specific. 372 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,337 How can you focus on him? 373 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,423 It's the only way I can cope. 374 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:24,342 PET also showed a left brain that's working hard. 375 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,593 Harder than the right? 376 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,178 Wouldn't be worth mentioning otherwise. 377 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,681 Bleeding in the brain, blood would irritate the lining, 378 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,808 might cause the seizures to get worse. 379 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:35,228 Yes, he needs an angiogram to look at the vasculature inside his brain. 380 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,106 We'll get right on it as soon as we're finished here. 381 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:42,569 Don't get up. I got it. You're busy. Continue. 382 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,162 You know what my team is doing right now? 383 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:53,913 No. 384 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,292 They're trying to figure out what's wrong with me. 385 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,251 What's wrong with you? 386 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,753 Thanks for asking. 387 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,255 They've found out that I'm dying. 388 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,090 That's sad. 389 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,593 Everyone's dying. 390 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:07,969 That's sad. 391 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,597 If a meteor lands on my head tomorrow, it's all academic. 392 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,641 I told them to leave me alone. But did they? 393 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:15,018 Did they? 394 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,311 That one was rhetorical. 395 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,021 Oh. 396 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,315 No, they did not. 397 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,613 Who the hell were you before you hit your head? 398 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,364 Hell is a bad word. 399 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,075 So is "ass" and "bitch." 400 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,327 I could probably rattle off 50 much more 401 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,204 complicated and disgusting ones, 402 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,539 but then your dad would get pissed at me. 403 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,210 You like your life? 404 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,045 What life? 405 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,254 Your life. 406 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:48,051 Playing the piano, going on tour, scoring girls left and right. 407 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,011 I don't like girls. 408 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,138 Boys. Whatever gets you off. 409 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,015 I like the piano. 410 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,230 What's wrong? 411 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:05,735 Dr. Peter Hayes. This is Eric Foreman, at Princeton-Plainsboro. 412 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,321 You're doing a signal transduction inhibitor clinical trial. 413 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,281 What kind of results have you been... 414 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,076 Transduction inhibitors are a decade away. 415 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,329 Bye, Pete. 416 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,335 They've got another trial going at Duke. 417 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,588 15 percent extend their lives beyond five years. 418 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:29,217 - If you're positive for protein PHF... - Stop trying to save me. 419 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,594 I'm fine. 420 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,305 MRA confirmed small collections of blood 421 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,850 throughout the white matter of Patrick's right hemisphere. 422 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,434 Mind if we chat about that for a few moments? 423 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:42,188 Either trauma, an aneurysm, cancer or autoimmune disease. 424 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,107 We need a biopsy to figure out which it is. 425 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,692 His EEG was non-specific. 426 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,776 Where you going to biopsy? 427 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,777 Everywhere. 428 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:51,072 Sure, just put on a blindfold and play "Pin the Tail on the Brain." 429 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,825 He's bleeding into his brain. He's dying. 430 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,411 You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe 431 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,996 and hope you hit the right spot. 432 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,455 I'm only gonna take little tiny pieces. 433 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:00,832 Till what? 434 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,041 Till I find the problem. 435 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,168 Or you kill him. 436 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:05,628 No, I'll keep going, even if I kill him. 437 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,552 Then he's screwed. Thanks for the chat. 438 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:26,649 What if we do the EEG from inside his brain? 439 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,485 I'm actually a little insulted. 440 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,821 You were supposed to spend the last hour worrying about me. 441 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,281 It's risky and invasive. 442 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,366 But that's why God invented the long consent form. 443 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,452 Can you get to why this is a brilliant idea? 444 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,329 External EEG could get confused 445 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,581 if there are multiple structural abnormalities. 446 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,334 If we perform the EEG inside the skull, 447 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:47,128 it could show us where to biopsy. 448 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,380 Brilliant. Go. Do. 449 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,383 I'd also like to talk to you about... 450 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,928 This is going to be personal, isn't it? 451 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,346 Yeah. 452 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,196 We'll use a small drill to get inside his skull. 453 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,324 There's bleeding inside? 454 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:19,494 Yes. Once we have 12 holes, 455 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,454 we'll surgically implant the electrodes 456 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,915 under the meninges, against the brain. 457 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:31,506 And it's either cancer or autoimmune disease? 458 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,466 Sorry, but yeah. 459 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,136 Which one is better? 460 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,265 Neither. 461 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:13,464 Hey. 462 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:14,716 Where do we cut? 463 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:15,883 We don't. 464 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,053 I need to say something. 465 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,930 Something personal? 466 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,140 Yeah. 467 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:23,850 And I can't leave 468 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,810 because you've got something interesting in that file. 469 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,145 Sorry. 470 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:37,530 You're an arrogant ass who makes it impossible for anyone to like him 471 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,324 by punishing people who don't deserve... 472 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:42,285 Can you get to the "but" part of this speech? 473 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,412 But I like you. 474 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:45,663 No, you don't. 475 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,333 You're just reacting to the perception of my death 476 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:50,918 and the need to put things in order. Fear of guilt... 477 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:52,253 Just shut up. 478 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,213 See? I annoy you. 479 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,842 Now, you gonna give me the results or are you gonna... 480 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:04,140 Intracranial EEG showed no electrical abnormalities. 481 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,142 - Which means it's autoimmune. - No. 482 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:09,354 It also showed his entire right hemisphere is brain-dead. 483 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:21,324 So while you guys were worrying about me, half this kid's brain died. 484 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:24,994 The only solace you should take from this is the fact that it didn't. 485 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,164 Garden variety EEG sucks compared to the in-brain variety, 486 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,374 but it's not going to miss brain death. 487 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,334 - He's gotten worse. - Not that much worse. 488 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:32,877 Respiration is depressed. 489 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,837 Seizures are increasing, one every five minutes. 490 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,090 Not that much worse. 491 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:39,133 He can still talk and he's left-handed, 492 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,676 which means speech is in the right side. 493 00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:43,971 You don't know how Patrick's brain reorganized itself 25 years ago. 494 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,934 What if the right side is just a little dead? 495 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,770 Maybe he still has random neurons firing. 496 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,065 You're just looking for a puzzle to distract you from your own situation. 497 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,859 You're right, he's dead. Let's go home. 498 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,989 What did you find out? 499 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,867 Is he gonna be okay? 500 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,452 - I'm sorry. - Yes! 501 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,458 What's this? 502 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,043 A piano. 503 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,212 What's this? 504 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,135 He's obviously lost use... 505 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,428 Shut up. 506 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,116 Music is a global process. 507 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:47,577 You can't play the piano with half a brain. 508 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,456 What's it mean? 509 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,041 Means the right side of his brain has always sucked. 510 00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,586 Means it's not relevant to what's going on now. 511 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,754 - Wow. Then it's autoimmune. - Yeah. 512 00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,506 Question is what do we do about it? 513 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,966 Most likely ones we can fix. 514 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:05,344 Polyarteritis nodosa, Takayasu or Sarcoid. 515 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,054 I'll start treatment. 516 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,681 Not what I was talking about. 517 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,308 But, yeah, you do that. 518 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,233 Your turn? 519 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,319 Do you have to do that? 520 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,114 You mean cheapen everyone's attempt at a human moment 521 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,326 by identifying the real calculations that go into it? 522 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,578 - Yeah. - Yeah, I do. 523 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,707 I'm sorry you're dying, I'm gonna hug you. 524 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:36,167 Anything to say? 525 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,377 If you're considering grabbing my ass, 526 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,631 don't start anything you can't finish. 527 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,428 Well, as long as we're just standing here, you mind if we work? 528 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,764 How's the kid's treatment going? 529 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:52,808 Are you crying? 530 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,435 No. 531 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,314 Respiration rate's up. 532 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,650 Seizures are calming down. It's all good. 533 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,612 Not for what I'm gonna do next. 534 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,031 There is no next. He's gonna be fine. 535 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:11,077 Only if he wants to remain a four-year-old who wets his bed. 536 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,287 There's nothing else for him. 537 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,540 There's better. Thanks for the hug. 538 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,771 It's the middle of the night. 539 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,856 You knew I'd be asleep. 540 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,858 Phone would have woken you up just as much. 541 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:45,736 And I can't see what you're wearing on the phone. 542 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:51,450 My patient with the 55 IQ has Takayasu syndrome. 543 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,744 Very uncommon. 544 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,788 Happens mostly in Asian women. 545 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,584 Takayasu is manageable with steroids, which you already know. 546 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:02,503 So I assume you're here for something else. 547 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,839 My patient also has a significant seizure problem. 548 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:07,383 Also manageable with anticonvulsant medication. 549 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,969 Yes, and if he kept taking his anticonvulsant medication, 550 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,847 he could go back on tour and play the piano. 551 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,808 But a hemispherectomy 552 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,478 would completely stop the right-brain seizure activity 553 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,230 and he would no longer need to take 554 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,648 his anticonvulsant medication. 555 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,025 You want to remove half his brain? 556 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:25,443 The right half. 557 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:26,986 It would be irresponsible to remove the left. 558 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,822 You don't remove half a brain and gain function! 559 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:34,327 Not my brain. But his? Who knows? What? 560 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:36,954 Let's say that I'm the left side of Patrick's brain. 561 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,206 I'm quick-witted, I'm charming, I'm great looking. 562 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:40,416 You're the right side of his brain. 563 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,418 You're useless, old, damaged. 564 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:43,794 We go to a bar for a drink. 565 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:47,882 Now, I have the mad skills to be scoring all the hot babes, 566 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,676 but instead I'm spending my time wiping drool off your chin 567 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,804 and making sure you don't eat the tablecloth. 568 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,057 What's the father want to do? 569 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,643 I don't know. 570 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:02,355 So go wake him up. 571 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,403 House, I'm so sorry. 572 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,490 Forgot I was dying, huh? 573 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,450 I'm here if you need me. 574 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,370 I need you. 575 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:32,677 One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind. 576 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,471 Thanks. 577 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,224 Good luck in Boston. 578 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,730 Call the Make-A-Wish Foundation. 579 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,324 Dr. Foreman was just here. 580 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,827 The seizures have almost completely gone away. 581 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:01,038 Says we might be able to go home in the next day or two. 582 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,832 Thank you so much. 583 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:06,377 I think we should remove the right side of your son's brain. 584 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:08,921 I thought you fixed him. 585 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,047 Does he look fixed? 586 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,466 The right side of his brain is keeping him walking straight. 587 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,635 Other than that, it's been dead weight ever since the accident. 588 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:17,847 If we remove it, the seizures would stop completely. 589 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,849 The seizures are hardly noticeable. 590 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:21,559 They don't bother Patrick. 591 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:22,935 But without the seizures, 592 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,355 the left side would have a chance to actually function. 593 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,649 It could learn to do new things. 594 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:33,070 Only bummer, he'd never play the piano again. 595 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,615 Oh, no. The piano is everything. 596 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,284 I'm not saying he's never gonna work for NASA, 597 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,953 but flipping burgers isn't out of the question. 598 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,497 Well, I don't mind taking care of him so he can play the piano. 599 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,666 No, you're actually lucky. 600 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,251 You don't have to watch your kid grow up. 601 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,669 You don't have to let go. 602 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,046 You trying to make this about me? 603 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:54,550 I love my son, just the way he is! 604 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:56,802 He's a monkey grinder at the circus. 605 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,429 He's worked hard to get where he... 606 00:34:58,555 --> 00:34:59,555 So does the monkey. 607 00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:05,060 The piano is a neurological accident. 608 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:06,187 He has a gift. 609 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,147 I'm offering him a life. 610 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,404 It's up to you. 611 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,338 I've isolated the cancer proteins in House's CSF. 612 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,215 About time. We can't let him go to Boston 613 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,300 if he qualifies for the Duke trial. 614 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,010 You want to do it? 615 00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:57,112 Damn. He's negative for protein PHF. 616 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,365 He doesn't qualify. 617 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:08,499 What's that? That shouldn't be there. 618 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:42,950 Patrick? 619 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,123 Hello, Papa. 620 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,587 Patrick, I have a question for you. 621 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,798 Yes? 622 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:09,018 Are you happy? 623 00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:04,281 House! Open up! 624 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:07,701 Open up! It's important! 625 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,956 I've got a flight in three hours. 626 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,874 You don't have cancer. 627 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,961 There was an abnormal presence of IgG and IgM, indicating... 628 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,880 I don't have neurosyphilis. My MRI showed nothing... 629 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:22,091 It's a gumma in your brain. It's very rare not to be in the liver, 630 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,218 and I'm really glad we never slept together but... 631 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,928 We would have used a condom. 632 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,972 And I don't have syphilis. My VDRL was negative... 633 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,765 We did an FTA antibody test. 634 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,892 The VDRL was a false negative. 635 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,104 You're not going to die. 636 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,939 All you need is IV antibiotics. 637 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,237 Did you send these results to Mass General? 638 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:44,655 Of course. 639 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,033 You idiots. 640 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,494 We just told you you're not gonna die! 641 00:38:50,704 --> 00:38:52,538 You should be making out with Cameron. 642 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,457 You knew it wasn't cancer? 643 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,167 I was sure it was cancer. 644 00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:59,253 Then why aren't you celebrating? 645 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,839 Because it wasn't my damn file. 646 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,801 You faked cancer? 647 00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:08,262 The real patient is in the Witherspoon wing. 648 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,597 Feel free to tell his wife that he's not gonna die, 649 00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,057 but he is cheating on her. 650 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,392 Why would you want us to think that you... 651 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,810 I didn't! 652 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:17,187 I wanted the guys in Boston to think that I had cancer. 653 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:20,024 I wanted the guys who were gonna implant a cool drug 654 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:23,235 right into the pleasure center of my brain to think that I had cancer! 655 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,572 You faked cancer to get high? 656 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:37,499 I'm going to bed. 657 00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:42,087 You're right. I don't like you. 658 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,506 Sure. Now that I'm not dying. 659 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:05,277 Heard Patrick's hemispherectomy went well. 660 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,613 He survived the surgery. 661 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:08,739 He's unconscious but... 662 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,532 How depressed are you? 663 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,034 I'm not depressed. 664 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,578 You faked cancer. 665 00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:17,372 It was an outpatient procedure. I was curious. 666 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,500 Are you curious about heroin? 667 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:22,503 Not since last year's Christmas party. 668 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,923 I know this goes against your nature, 669 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,132 but can we not make too much of this? 670 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:31,136 You made people think that you were going to die! 671 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,346 I didn't make them. 672 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:33,680 I tried to hide it, 673 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,183 but you idiots needed to get into my business. 674 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,649 I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why are you laughing? 675 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,692 It's ironic. 676 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,945 Well, I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why... 677 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,114 Depression in cancer patients... 678 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,615 It's not as common as you think. 679 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:53,242 It's not the dying that gets to people. 680 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:57,329 It's the dying alone. The patients with family, with friends, 681 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,997 they tend to do okay. 682 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,458 You don't have cancer. 683 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,502 You do have people who give a damn. 684 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:04,920 So what do you do? 685 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:13,262 You fake the cancer, then push the people who care away. 686 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,432 Because they're boring. 687 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:22,229 Go home to your hotel room and laugh at that irony. 688 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,860 Start small, House. Take a chance. 689 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:31,655 Maybe something that doesn't involve sticking stuff in your brain. 690 00:41:31,865 --> 00:41:33,574 Pizza with a friend. 691 00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:37,369 A movie. Something. 692 00:41:56,014 --> 00:42:00,100 Follow my finger. Do you know your name? 693 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:08,108 His speech center was on the right side. 694 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:11,195 It'll be a while before he's talking. 695 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:15,657 He hasn't really done anything except to stare off into the distance. 696 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,117 It'll take some time to... 697 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,261 You buttoned your shirt. 698 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,310 He looks happy.