1 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,760 HOUSE: He's got a temperature of 103. 2 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,595 And why do we care? 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,640 Because we're human beings. It's what we do. 4 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,101 He said he was at a luncheon meeting. 5 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,560 You took his history? 6 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,813 The guy looks like Harpo. You should see him. 7 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:24,982 You asked him what book he's currently reading? 8 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,360 HOUSE: It's hilarious to watch him try and talk. 9 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,487 I asked him anything I could think of. 10 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,906 Favorite color. "Blwoo." 11 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:35,118 Favorite dessert topping? 12 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:41,749 Trust me. You never know what fact may prove the key to saving your life. 13 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,335 (MUFFLED) Whipped cream. 14 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:47,922 - I asked him if he was sure. - Where are you going? 15 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,050 - You're an ass. - I know. Where are you going? 16 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:54,429 This is either a toxin, an infection or an allergic reaction. 17 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,889 I assume you gave him epi, so that rules out allergies. 18 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,225 Put him on antibiotics in case it's an infection, 19 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,728 and if it's a toxin, we'll keep him here overnight, 20 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,646 let the swelling go down, send him home. 21 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,732 I'm going to the movies. 22 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,693 Which one of you is House? 23 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,696 Skinny brunette. 24 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,948 No, that's Dr. Cameron. 25 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,326 I'm skinny. How do you know her name? 26 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,078 I was a patient of yours. 27 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,790 Oh, well, if you wanna leave the chocolates downstairs... 28 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,588 Stay! Stay away from him. 29 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,967 (GASPING) 30 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,970 Shocking, isn't it? 31 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,848 Who'd want to hurt you? 32 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,768 (GUNSHOT) 33 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,407 You're pathetic. 34 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:46,374 Judging by the growth, I'd say I've been unconscious for two days. 35 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,669 - You been sitting there the whole time? - No. 36 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:53,756 Judging by the oily buildup in your hair, I'd say you're lying. 37 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,384 I was scared. Pardon me for caring. 38 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,762 Did I lose any organs? 39 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,473 The bullet to your abdomen pierced your stomach, nicked the bowel, 40 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,267 lodged in the posterior rib. 41 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:07,937 I always say if you're gonna get shot, do it in a hospital. 42 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,523 - The one in your neck... - I don't remember that one. 43 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,817 ...went right through, severed your jugular. 44 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,194 - The shooter turns out to be a guy... - Don't care. 45 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,866 You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor? 46 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:20,992 Shot you? 47 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,077 I assume his reasoning was faulty. 48 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,497 So what was it? Infection? 49 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,624 The surgery went fine. You've had no post-op... 50 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,419 Not me. The patient. Harpo. 51 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,463 You just got shot, House. You should rest. 52 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,133 I got shot. Diagnostically boring. 53 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,929 Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining. 54 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,098 We biopsied his tongue. 55 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,017 HOUSE: And it was negative. 56 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,353 And the blood tests were negative. 57 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,022 I didn't say we did blood tests. 58 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,649 You don't biopsy a tongue unless you have to biopsy a tongue. 59 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,234 And you don't have to biopsy a tongue 60 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,194 unless you've already come up with nothing 61 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:01,490 on a routine battery of tests which don't involve torturing the patient. 62 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:05,786 Any new symptoms other than the increased intracranial pressure? 63 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,290 Any guesses on how I figured that one out? 64 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,168 (SIGHING) 65 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,503 You knew the next step would be a lumbar puncture. 66 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,506 A lumbar puncture would almost certainly give us a definitive answer. 67 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,468 Since we don't have a definitive answer, we must not have done an LP. 68 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:25,306 And the most common reason to not do an LP is increased intracranial pressure. 69 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,561 He was shot by security trying to... 70 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,605 House, what are you... 71 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,231 House. 72 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:35,358 I'm talking to Cuddy. 73 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,611 Lie down. You've gotta be in pain. 74 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,698 Not today. Today I'm on morphine. 75 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,535 You're gonna rip your stitches out. 76 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,912 Check Harpo's trash. 77 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,538 Forget about the patient. 78 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,166 Come on, you're curious. 79 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,584 Trash? 80 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,128 You don't know what I'm talking about, but you know it's good. 81 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,672 You can't just be walking around. 82 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,798 Well, then stop me. 83 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,675 - You've lost blood. - Physically stop me. 84 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,259 - You could damage... - You can't. 85 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,387 Because that would involve physically touching me. 86 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:07,515 And then things would get so sexually charged... 87 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,148 I'm twice your size. Get your hands off me. 88 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,319 Everything that lives, eats. And everything that eats, poops. 89 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:24,156 That's why every organ has a sanitation department, the lymph system. 90 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,243 Whatever's doing the damage is dumping its waste in there. 91 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,704 That's what you meant by trash. 92 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,291 Biopsy the lymph node under the jaw. 93 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,593 I'm sorry, I know it's crazy, but there's no other place. 94 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,721 It's the ICU. It stands for Intensive Care. 95 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,264 He needs intensive care. So do you. 96 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,807 He needs to be shot again. 97 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,935 He is handcuffed to his bed. He is sedated. He's not going to hurt you. 98 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,353 If your security was any good, 99 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,397 I wouldn't have been shot in the first place. 100 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,275 He is where he's supposed to be, where you're supposed to be. 101 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,443 Who did my surgery? 102 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,528 Gillick. Why? Are you gonna send him a fruit basket? 103 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:03,779 He screwed up. 104 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,866 It's annoying enough dealing with your Vicodin habit. 105 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,451 Quit upping your morphine. 106 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,577 I'm not. 107 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,205 I'm reducing it. 108 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,834 And you're not in pain? 109 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,754 I'm feeling better. 110 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,381 Gillick is very good. Your recovery time... 111 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,301 This stomach kills me, my neck is throbbing. 112 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,386 My leg feels better. 113 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,515 That's amazing. 114 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:32,641 It's unbelievable. 115 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,811 Since getting shot is not an FDA-approved treatment for anything, 116 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,606 it means something must've gone wrong in the surgery. 117 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,525 Yes, terribly, tragically wrong. 118 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,652 Enjoy the mistake. 119 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:47,198 He must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system. 120 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,242 If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing? 121 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,370 Get back to the ICU before you rip out your stitches, 122 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:56,040 and I have to chain you to your bed. 123 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,261 (INHALING) 124 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,309 (MOANING) 125 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,396 Why did you try to kill me? 126 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,192 I didn't. 127 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,278 Then the gun thing might have been a mistake. 128 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,115 If I'd have killed you, it would have been over. 129 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,992 I needed you to live, 130 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,996 'cause I want to see you suffer. 131 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,840 (MACHINE BEEPING) 132 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,345 (MAN WAILING) 133 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,153 Get the needle out of there. 134 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,531 He can't breathe. 135 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:19,957 House. 136 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,337 The test was negative. 137 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,047 Are you sure you want to be doing this? 138 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,883 I'm fine, I think. 139 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:30,593 Cameron, have you got my records? 140 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,928 They don't like to release patient's operative notes. 141 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,264 Yet you're holding them. 142 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,765 And whispering. 143 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:37,892 He's sleeping. 144 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,688 Yeah, killer needs his rest. 145 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,107 Otherwise, he's grumpy all day. 146 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,067 Hey, wake up! 147 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,861 Watch me save a life. 148 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,988 Almost for sure it's some sort of infection. 149 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,948 We've got him on broad-spectrum antibiotics, 150 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,700 but it's not even slowing the thing down. 151 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,203 Unless we figure out what type of infection, we can't treat. 152 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,372 And we can't figure out what type because we can't do an LP. 153 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,874 Do an LP. 154 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,461 See what I did there? Couldn't have done that if you'd killed me. 155 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,588 We'd have done an LP two days ago if we could have, 156 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,590 but that much pressure, something's bound to... 157 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,050 We would've done an LP two days ago 158 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,636 if the risks hadn't so obviously outweighed the benefits. 159 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:17,473 We just cut a hole in his throat. The equation has changed. 160 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,644 Couldn't have put it better myself. 161 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:33,072 Pressure is 120 milliliters, 162 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,576 H2O, with small, visible excursions related to respiration and pulse. 163 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,328 Well within normal, that's good. 164 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,579 No. That's weird. 165 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,714 You wanna hear a story? 166 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,551 I have a rule. 167 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,180 People who shoot me forfeit the right... 168 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,306 My wife was sick. 169 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,185 None of the doctors could figure out why. 170 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,396 Oh, I know this story. 171 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,608 She died. 172 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,735 So you selected one of her doctors to kill, 173 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,113 because that would make everything right again. 174 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,573 No, she lived. You cured her. 175 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,620 I'm truly sorry I did that. 176 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,623 In the course of investigating her illness, 177 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,918 you convinced me that everything was relevant. 178 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,255 You needed the truth. 179 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,467 I confessed to you that I'd had an affair. 180 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:42,641 But it turns out that it had nothing to do with why she was sick. 181 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,687 Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms. 182 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,066 You told her that. 183 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,779 You also told her about my affair. 184 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,658 And you caught crap, she left you, 185 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,827 and now I've got to pay 186 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:05,664 because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants. 187 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,959 She killed herself. 188 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,866 What sort of a hospital has glass walls? 189 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,868 That's my husband. 190 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,287 Really? 191 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,624 You thought I just liked watching people get needles poked in the back? 192 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:53,712 No. I figured a co-worker or a sister, not wife. 193 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,964 Why? 194 00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:00,260 Don't worry, it's not insulting. At least not to you. 195 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,725 You're satisfied by that answer? 196 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,310 You're Dr. House, aren't you? 197 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,020 You're not going to shoot me, are you? 198 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,231 You treated a friend of mine. 199 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,067 She told me you only talk to people if you have to. 200 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:19,238 And then you insult them, while showing off how insightful you are. 201 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:24,326 Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. 202 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,370 Maybe there's some wiggle room 203 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,706 if there's enough money or somebody got pregnant. 204 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,335 But you've got at least three points on your husband, 205 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:36,797 and your frock says you didn't do it for the money, 206 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,466 and your breasts say that you haven't had any kids. 207 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,553 So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error? 208 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,346 Numbers don't lie. 209 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,308 We're having trouble finding out what infection your husband has, 210 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,978 and the most likely culprit is an STD. 211 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,441 You want to know if I've had an affair with someone closer to my integer, 212 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,735 and I have to tell you the truth or my husband will die. 213 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,028 Is your friend single? 214 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:04,450 No. And I've always been faithful. 215 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,831 I would've bet money something would go wrong. 216 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,833 Let's rotate him back. 217 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,880 FOREMAN: He's bleeding into his ocular orbit. 218 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,798 LP wouldn't do this. 219 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,803 Lots of pressure behind. Gotta relieve it. 220 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,725 (MACHINES BEEPING) 221 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,812 What's going on? What are they doing? 222 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,273 I should go. 223 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,030 I seem to have torn my stitches. 224 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,963 You collapsed in the hall, tore your stitches. 225 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,883 I remember. I was there. 226 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,635 How's your gut? It's hurting? 227 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,887 You shoot the guy who sold her the gun? 228 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:11,016 She locked herself in the garage, and she started the car. 229 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,561 You shoot the guy who sold her the garage-door opener? 230 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,189 You're an ass. 231 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,359 Now that is a bold position to take given that I shot you. 232 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,277 The shooting just makes you an idiot. 233 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,947 You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in the flag, 234 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,198 like you did a good thing. 235 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,658 You're an ass and a hypocrite. 236 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,369 You don't believe in rules. You do whatever you think is right. 237 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,913 That's all I did. You were my role model. 238 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,415 Watch out, you're getting crumbs on the flag. 239 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,418 I didn't commit to honor her. I didn't commit to never lie to her. 240 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,421 If you'd kept your mouth shut, she'd be alive, and you wouldn't be shot. 241 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,382 If you'd kept your pistols in your pants... 242 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,009 It's my fault she's dead! 243 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,220 I know it. 244 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,849 But why can't you admit that it's maybe just a little bit yours, too? 245 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,397 That maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up. 246 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,692 Here's how life works. 247 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:07,447 You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. Not both. 248 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,619 HOUSE: Infections don't make your eyes pop out. 249 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,372 CHASE: We should get back. You're supposed be chained to your bed. 250 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,917 HOUSE: I'm not done eating. Got to be some sort of bleeding disorder. 251 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,753 This is really stupid. 252 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,676 If my stitches pop out again, I got three doctors to save me. 253 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,888 Could be some sort of weakness in the lining of the ocular veins. 254 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,933 Okay, I'll be you guys. 255 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,312 (IMITATING CHASE) No way, mate, too much blood to just be a vein. 256 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:42,232 (IMITATING FOREMAN) No way, Hizzy, if it was an artery, he'd still be bleeding. 257 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,776 (IMITATING CAMERON) Actually, he'd be dead. 258 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,237 He could've had a granuloma in his sinuses that bled, 259 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,072 which could've been caused by Wegener's. 260 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,450 You'd think the surgeon would've noticed a giant growth 261 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,201 while he was sticking the eyeball back in. 262 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,203 Tongue and eyes are sick, what about the nose? 263 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,122 It's right in between them. Why isn't it sick? 264 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,291 So it's not spreading. It's got a common source. 265 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,959 Which can only be what? 266 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,211 The brain, except the CT was clean. 267 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,172 Check the brain's trash. See what it's hiding. 268 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,757 The brain doesn't have a lymph system. 269 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,634 I know. All its garbage just blows off, 270 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,136 gets caught in the snow fence by the side of the road. 271 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,222 You're referring to the blood-brain barrier. 272 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,142 What else? Biopsy the barrier. 273 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,978 Wouldn't it be safer to make a few educated guesses first? 274 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,064 Try some relatively safe treatments? 275 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,442 Biopsy the barrier. But first, start him on Mebendazole in case it's a worm. 276 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,319 And Levofloxacin in case it's an infection 277 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,029 that slipped by the first antibiotic. 278 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,531 And Azithromycin for STDs. 279 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,745 I really don't think the wife is the kind to be messing around. 280 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,998 If I was married to her, I certainly... 281 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,625 CAMERON: House. 282 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,628 The patient isn't married. He's a widower. 283 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:51,385 Really, it's more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself. 284 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,179 My body is fine. 285 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,181 My mind, on the other hand... 286 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,849 Maybe she was a girlfriend. 287 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,060 Or maybe she was just trying to jerk you around. 288 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,396 I spoke to every one of the nurses on that floor. 289 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,855 The patient only had six visitors, 290 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,400 two females, no babes. His mother and his aunt. 291 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,652 So they missed someone. They're not security. 292 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,030 My posse never saw her or me talking on the other side of the glass. 293 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,449 They were a little busy trying to save the guy's life. 294 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,160 There's only one possible conclusion. 295 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,329 It was a hallucination. 296 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,667 What does that look like to you? Point six? 297 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,751 Anesthesia? 298 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,255 No. It's got to be six smudge. Let's say you're right. 299 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,842 It wouldn't be that uncommon after a trauma, after that much blood loss. 300 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,387 If my perceptions are compromised, then my judgment is compromised. 301 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,596 What if his wife told me 302 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,599 that the patient just got bit by a rabid Vietnamese leper? 303 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,560 So pull yourself off the case. 304 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,769 And the next case? 305 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,896 You take two weeks, you recover. 306 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,648 What if I don't? 307 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,442 What if it wasn't the shooting? 308 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,610 The guy who sees connections between everything 309 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,822 sees no connection between being shot and minor brain disruptions? 310 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,115 What if it was the surgery? 311 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,285 What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches 312 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,120 and lost two pints of blood? 313 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,792 Why did Gillick give me ketamine during my surgery? 314 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,088 Working. 315 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,214 We need to talk. 316 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,718 Get back to the ICU. Who uncuffed you? 317 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,554 Why would a surgeon administer ketamine? 318 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,640 - Who showed you your surgical file? - How do you know it's mine? 319 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,102 Because your patient hasn't had surgery, and you don't care about anybody else. 320 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,481 My anesthesia was almost nonexistent, and yet I wasn't awake. 321 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,817 For some reason, somebody decided to put me in a dissociative coma 322 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,611 instead of just putting me out. 323 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,279 There are plenty of reasons to use... 324 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:38,366 Fine. I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon. Gillick, right? 325 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,626 It worked. 326 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,467 There's a clinic in Germany. They've been treating chronic pain 327 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,179 by inducing comas and letting the mind basically reboot itself. 328 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,182 There's about a 50% chance your pain will come back, 329 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:06,019 which of course means there is a 50% chance that it won't. 330 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,607 - You had no right. - To heal you? 331 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,942 You messed with my brain. 332 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,693 Why are you so upset? 333 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,532 Are you experiencing any neurological symptoms? 334 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,283 Dizziness, tremors, hallucinations? 335 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:24,246 No. It's a point of principle. 336 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,378 Test was negative. 337 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,130 No trash against the fence. Is your leg really better? 338 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,216 Don't worry, I'm sure something else is wrong. 339 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,051 We did find blood. 340 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,262 - On which side? - The wrong side. 341 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,555 First thing that makes sense. 342 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,015 The wrong side's the wrong side. It can't make sense. 343 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,893 It'd mess with his brain, wouldn't cause fever. 344 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,645 He's been sleeping a lot lately. 345 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,771 You worried? 346 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,441 I marked a change of meds on his chart. 347 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:58,029 Foreign object, body wants to get rid of it, that causes the fever. 348 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,322 Blood's a foreign object? 349 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,949 FOREMAN: In the brain lining it is. 350 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,326 - Blood dyscrasia means cancer. - Find it. 351 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,287 - All the tests... - Have been negative. 352 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,290 What do you do if your trashcans are full? 353 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,001 You use your neighbor's trashcans. 354 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,254 Except it's still light outside, your neighbor will see you. 355 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:18,008 So you go out the back way into an alley and drop off your trash by their garage. 356 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,177 We'll check the lymphatic system in the chest. 357 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,513 You got that from trashcans in the alley? 358 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,223 The saliva glands from the tongue 359 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,601 are connected to the lymphatic system in the lungs. 360 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,270 It's the next lymphatic system over. 361 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:32,981 Yeah. 362 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,358 Go get lung lymph. 363 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,658 How did he know that? 364 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,080 I wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't smart. 365 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,373 Right. 366 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,003 'Cause you have nothing but respect for him. 367 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,133 Maybe he knew the answer because the question 368 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,387 wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought. 369 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,851 Maybe he's not getting smarter, 370 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,228 you're getting dumber. 371 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,878 You pretend to buck the system, pretend to be a rebel. 372 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,215 You claim to hate rules. 373 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,095 But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's. 374 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,390 And it's a nice simple rule, 375 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,269 tell the blunt, honest truth 376 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,398 in the starkest, darkest way. 377 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,442 And what will be, will be. 378 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,404 What will be, should be. 379 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:07,534 And everyone else is a coward. 380 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,497 But you're wrong. 381 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,251 It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot. 382 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,714 People aren't tactful or polite just because it's nice. 383 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:26,469 They do it because they got an ounce of humility. 384 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:34,019 Because they know that they will make mistakes, 385 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,814 and they know that their actions have consequences, 386 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:43,111 and they know that those consequences are their fault. 387 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,624 Why do you want so bad not to be human, House? 388 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,965 No, he's awake. 389 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,718 House, we need to talk to you. 390 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,720 How the hell did you know I was awake? 391 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,805 Your nostrils flare when you sleep. 392 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,600 - No, they do not. - Fine. I'm lying. 393 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,687 - Test was negative. - You knew? 394 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,230 - Force of habit. - Showed no cancer. 395 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,774 No reason why he's got a fever of 103, 396 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,026 and no reason why his tongue won't fit in his mouth. 397 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,028 He's post-op. Chase is getting him up and around. 398 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,364 It's important that you're up ASAP after surgery. 399 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,658 You think you can urinate? 400 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,710 It's getting bigger! 401 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,881 Are you getting aroused? 402 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,966 No! Not that part! 403 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,219 Oh, God, it hurts! 404 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,846 It's not stopping! 405 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:58,728 Surgeons found no evidence of a burst artery. 406 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:03,108 The blood had to come from somewhere, you took a shower in it. 407 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,317 Trauma? 408 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,278 Do you think someone snuck in here just to kick him in the jewels 409 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,823 and poke out his eye and swell up his tongue? 410 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:10,990 Keep riding. 411 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,494 I got a bet with my physio that I can do 100 klicks by Friday. 412 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,080 What about blood from the kidneys? 413 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:23,253 Kidneys drain into the bladder, which drains into the ureter. 414 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,839 There's no way it would mess with the scrotum. 415 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,883 Yeah, basic human anatomy. 416 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:32,887 Therefore, I think it's safe to assume that the problem lies elsewhere. 417 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,807 But given that this case doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever, 418 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,725 maybe we should even question the basics. 419 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,227 Maybe he's not human? 420 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,647 An anatomical defect would seem more likely, but let's not rule that one out. 421 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:45,859 Even more likely, he is human, his anatomy is where it's supposed to be, 422 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,652 but he has testicular cancer. 423 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:48,987 CAMERON: We tested for cancer. 424 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,989 FOREMAN: We tested the lymph system in his chest. 425 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,448 CHASE: Surgeons found no growths. 426 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,076 FOREMAN: Surgeon was trying to put everything back where it was. 427 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,494 They weren't doing an inventory. 428 00:24:56,620 --> 00:25:00,707 May have been lucky. You don't catch testicular cancer early, it kills. 429 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,376 - Probably eroded some vessel. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 430 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,211 The question is why I didn't think of it. 431 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,298 Well, eyes popping out is a rather odd presentation. 432 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,842 Sac blowing up, on the other hand... 433 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,719 If you could think of everything yourself, 434 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,220 you wouldn't need a team to annoy. 435 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,097 I screwed up some basic anatomy, 436 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:20,268 and I missed connecting a testicular explosion with a testicular problem. 437 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,270 You think there's any way I would've done that 438 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,730 before Cuddy messed with my brain? 439 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,732 She was trying to help you, and it worked. 440 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,068 Yeah, I can run like the wind, but I can't think. 441 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,696 And seeing as how I'm too old to become a professional athlete, 442 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:35,241 it looks to me as if she screwed me over big time. 443 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,622 You don't want a healthy leg. 444 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,873 Oh, here we go. 445 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,168 If you've got a good life, if you're healthy, you've got no reason to bitch. 446 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,629 - No reason to hate life. - Here's the flaw in your argument. 447 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,089 If I enjoy hating life, I don't hate life, I enjoy it. 448 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,383 I didn't say it was rational. 449 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,929 HIV testing is 99% accurate, 450 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,973 which means there are some people who test positive, 451 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,809 who live with their own impending doom for months or years 452 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,519 before finding out everything's okay. 453 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:07,899 Weirdly, most of them don't react with happiness, or even anger. 454 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,567 They get depressed. 455 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:10,944 Not because they wanted to die, 456 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,571 but because they've defined themselves by their disease. 457 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,407 Suddenly what made them them isn't real. 458 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,660 I don't define myself by my leg. 459 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:22,080 No. You have taken it one step further. 460 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,750 The only way you could come to terms with your disability 461 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:29,420 was to somehow make it mean nothing. 462 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,006 So you had to redefine everything. 463 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:35,677 You have dismissed anything physical, 464 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:40,723 anything not coldly, calculatingly intellectual. 465 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,934 Why are you protecting her? 466 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,816 Because she's done nothing wrong. 467 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,570 You're completely comfortable with what she did to me? 468 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,364 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 469 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,910 You agonize over moral choices. 470 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,871 You're not completely comfortable with anything 471 00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:08,084 until you've taken days to get your head around every possible side. 472 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,170 I've known what she did for six hours. 473 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,090 How come you're acting like you've known for days? 474 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,010 What do I have? 475 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,928 - You're not sick. - What do I have? 476 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,138 You need to calm down! 477 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,182 - I have my brain! That's it! - We were trying to help you. 478 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,144 Yeah, nobody tries to screw up, they just do. 479 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,730 You were out of control. You were shooting morphine. 480 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,815 I can make people better. 481 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,234 And you two decide to trade that for jogging shoes! 482 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,029 If you're suffering from side-effects, then we can look at that. 483 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,780 You value the physical so much. 484 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,783 Let me put this in terms you can understand. 485 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,332 You're unbelievable. 486 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,834 Even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear, 487 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,378 you still couch it in logical terms. 488 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,714 - Are you hallucinating? - Yeah, I'm hallucinating. 489 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,549 No, I mean right now. 490 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,384 MORIARTY: Are you hallucinating? 491 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:05,016 - How did you know I was... - You were yelling at me. 492 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,394 - You were calling me Wilson. - No. 493 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,397 You're losing it, House. 494 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:15,193 - I never call Wilson by his name. - Yeah, right. 495 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:18,029 Now the hallucinator is going to tell the hallucinatee what happened. 496 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,448 You're not the hallucinatee. Wilson was the hallucinatee. 497 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:22,825 You think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here? 498 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,871 Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee. The bathroom was the hallucinatee. 499 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,790 Bathroom. It figures. 500 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,501 What figures? 501 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,837 You wet your bed. 502 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,507 Damn it. 503 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,095 - Test was negative. - No. 504 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,223 AFP and beta HCG say no testicular cancer. 505 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,975 So, let's recap. We've just ruled out everything, 506 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,143 which doesn't make sense. 507 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,729 So the answer has to be something that doesn't make sense. 508 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,482 Do a cystoscopy. Make sure he's human. 509 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,403 - The test was negative. - For him being human? 510 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,363 Everything was right where it's supposed to be. 511 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,365 All the tubes go where they're supposed to go. 512 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:06,035 Most likely scenario, some kind of bacterial prostatitis. 513 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,880 (TAPPING) 514 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,925 Did you find out if his father hunched? 515 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,428 His father have trouble peeing? 516 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,014 His father have sex with his own mother? 517 00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:30,852 If the answers to any of those questions is yes, assume you're right. 518 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,646 If the answers are no, assume you're right, 519 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,940 but biopsy some prostate lymphs just to be sure. 520 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,068 But then we'd have to cut through his stomach, 521 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:42,280 and since he's clearly got a bleeding problem, this kind of surgery... 522 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,824 He doesn't clearly have anything. 523 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:49,996 How did I get here? 524 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,790 What are you talking about? 525 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,001 I was in the ICU, 526 00:29:56,753 --> 00:30:00,214 and then I was coming down these stairs with you guys. 527 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,925 What happened in between? 528 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,806 I don't remember how I got here. 529 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,696 I'm taking myself off my case. 530 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,824 Your patient is in critical care. He's had a fever unabated for two... 531 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,659 I think I'm losing my mind. 532 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,996 I'm having blackouts. 533 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,957 - You said you weren't having any... - I lied. 534 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,169 If you are doing this to scare me, you made your point. 535 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:42,340 Next time you get shot, I promise to only treat the bullet wounds. 536 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,133 I'm off the case. 537 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,558 Why did you jump up when I came in? 538 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,645 I thought you were going to attack me again. 539 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,605 Again? 540 00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:59,315 Yeah, you were in my face. 541 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:02,276 - No, I wasn't. - You were... 542 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,445 You came in here with Wilson and... 543 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,822 - That was a hallucination. - No, you... 544 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,033 Which means this is a hallucination. 545 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,637 How can I tell what's real and what's not? 546 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:35,560 Everything looks the same, sounds the same, 547 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:38,563 tastes the same. 548 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,860 Seems like I'd be the last person you'd want to ask. 549 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:46,237 Why not? 550 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:49,657 You're obviously not here. I'm obviously not here. 551 00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:51,951 Which means this is a creation of my mind, 552 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,245 which means I'm really just asking myself. 553 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:57,915 If you're talking to yourself, that's a lot of unnecessary explanation. 554 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,126 Hey, I'm trying to work this out. 555 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,504 That requires give and take, even in my own mind. 556 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,090 What was the question? 557 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:08,342 How can I tell what's real? 558 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,303 Does it matter? 559 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,848 That doesn't sound like something I'd ask. 560 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,809 All right. Your concern is that if you act in the real world 561 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:20,688 based on information that's not real, the results are impossible to foresee. 562 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:21,897 With you so far. 563 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:25,401 But information is incapable of harm in and of itself. 564 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,194 Ideas are neither good nor bad 565 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,822 but merely as useful as what we do with them. 566 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,783 Only actions can cause harm. 567 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,911 That sounds like me. 568 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:40,082 So you do nothing. You refrain from taking any actions. 569 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,629 You continue to throw out your ideas as you always would, 570 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,964 but if they're based on faulty assumptions, 571 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,467 your team will point that out. 572 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,511 They won't do anything that could hurt him. 573 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,266 So I trust my team? 574 00:32:58,810 --> 00:32:59,644 Test was negative. 575 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:02,438 - No blood in the prostate. - No structural abnormalities. 576 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:05,900 If something doesn't make sense, what does that mean? 577 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,153 It's not rhetorical. 578 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:13,324 I need your input on everything I ask, no matter how obvious it might seem. 579 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,493 It means you're wrong. 580 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,495 It means one of your assumptions is wrong. 581 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,997 Because if something doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 582 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,248 So what are our assumptions? 583 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:23,709 We don't have any. We're just guessing and testing. 584 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,169 We assume the tests are right. 585 00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:27,129 We've already re-done them. Twice. 586 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,339 Let's go more basic. 587 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,508 What's more basic than the test results? 588 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,468 The tests themselves. 589 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,512 What does a biopsy consist of? 590 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,681 You take a sample. 591 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,099 Define sample. 592 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,061 It's a small representative piece of whatever you think is the problem. 593 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,605 You go down to the shore, you fill a cup of water. 594 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,400 It's got no fish in it. Does that mean no fish in the ocean? 595 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,818 We can do another biopsy. 596 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,486 We could fill another cup of water. 597 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,905 But we gotta dive in. We got to see what's actually in there. 598 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,824 We can't operate, he's got a bleeding problem. 599 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,575 We assume he's got a bleeding problem. 600 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,328 Yeah, because he bled from where he wasn't supposed to bleed, 601 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,288 causing parts of his body to blow up. 602 00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:03,999 Assuming that crazy assumption is correct, 603 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,252 if we operate on him, we'll kill him. 604 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,714 What if we could find a way to do this surgery 605 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:13,551 without giving him more than a paper cut? 606 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:18,556 You want to let a robot operate on me? 607 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,641 The technology is amazing. 608 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:23,561 It magnifies everything 10 times. It's 10 times the accuracy. 609 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,938 No way. I want a person. 610 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,774 - A person would be controlling... - People suck. 611 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,445 People have turned you from a guy with a swollen tongue 612 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,573 into a guy with one eye, one ball, and a stapled-on face. 613 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,076 If you want someone to hold you while you cry yourself to sleep at night, 614 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:40,953 choose warm and soft. 615 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,582 You want someone to write you a poem, pick the sensitive loner. 616 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,709 If all you care about is that something's done right, 617 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,252 pick the guy with the metal head. 618 00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,629 - No way. - No way, no way. 619 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,758 You gotta see this thing in action before you say no way. Come on. 620 00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,926 House, what are you doing? 621 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,972 Nothing. I'm not doing anything. 622 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,891 Just throwing out ideas. 623 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,269 I think that you should put him in a wheelchair and take him down to the OR. 624 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,104 But I may be out of my mind. 625 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,115 Relax, Cameron. 626 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,618 I'm not going to cut you. 627 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,537 I just wanna show what this puppy can do. 628 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,248 It can make one-millimeter incisions. 629 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,001 You don't know how small that is? 630 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,170 It's small even in metric. 631 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,299 If I do something that doesn't make sense, even to you, 632 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,426 stop me. 633 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,563 Delicate, no? 634 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:23,973 House. 635 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,267 Does that hurt? 636 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:32,731 Seen enough. 637 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:35,568 No. 638 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,404 That wasn't a question. 639 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,364 You either do this, or you die. 640 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,745 You've wasted your life. 641 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:47,872 Yeah. 642 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,750 If only I'd spent more time dedicating myself 643 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,003 to finding someone worthy to shoot. 644 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,922 If I had killed you, would it have mattered? 645 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,174 Not to me. Have you got a pen? 646 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:01,093 You don't care if you live or die? 647 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,722 I care because I live. I can't care if I'm dead. 648 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,683 I don't want to hear semantics. 649 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,852 You anti-semantic bastard. 650 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,689 Would anybody care that the world lost that wit? 651 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:14,940 Working here. 652 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,443 MORIARTY: That's all right. You don't have to say anything. 653 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,279 Just let me soak into your subconscious. 654 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,241 You think that the only truth that matters 655 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,410 is the truth that can be measured. 656 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:30,831 Good intentions don't count. What's in your heart doesn't count. 657 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,167 Caring doesn't count. 658 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,419 But a man's life can be measured 659 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:38,923 by how many tears are shed when he dies. 660 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:44,094 Just because you can't measure them, 661 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,431 just because you don't want to measure them, 662 00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:50,684 doesn't mean it's not real. 663 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,733 That does not make sense. 664 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:03,614 And even if I'm wrong, you're still miserable. 665 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,494 Did you really think that your life's purpose 666 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:12,081 was to sacrifice yourself and get nothing in return? 667 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:15,292 No. 668 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:20,839 MORIARTY: You believe there's no purpose to anything. 669 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,802 Even the lives you save, you dismiss. 670 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,432 You turn the one decent thing in your life 671 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:33,394 and you taint it, strip it of all meaning. 672 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,070 You're miserable for nothing. 673 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,616 And I don't know why you'd want to live. 674 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,914 (CAR ENGINE IDLING) 675 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,932 I'm sorry. 676 00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:27,906 I know what's wrong. 677 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,372 House, get out of here, you're not sterile. 678 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,834 He'll be fine. 679 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,169 CHASE: Great. 680 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,630 What's he got? 681 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:47,718 How come you guys have never tried to yank me off this case? 682 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:51,472 I'm having hallucinations, blackouts. 683 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:55,601 But you're always insane, and you're always right. 684 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,812 I'm almost always eventually right. 685 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:03,233 You have no way of knowing when eventually is. 686 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:06,737 Every time I've had an epiphany on this one, 687 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,073 you guys were right on board. 688 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,658 No challenges, nothing to explain. 689 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:16,288 No offense, but either you guys are getting smarter or I'm getting dumber. 690 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,457 We've worked with you long enough to know... 691 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,376 I know the test results even before you enter the room. 692 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:23,879 We have identical knowledge. 693 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,047 How is that possible? 694 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,131 You're wrong. 695 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,258 If something doesn't make sense, 696 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,594 one of your assumptions has to be wrong. 697 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,972 Because if it doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 698 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:38,727 But what if the faulty assumption is that it's real? 699 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,814 House, you're losing it. 700 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,108 I've lost it. 701 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,071 Why did you stop me? 702 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:51,323 Because I think you're going to kill him. 703 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,618 No, you don't think that. You know it. 704 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:57,788 Because you're in my head. 705 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:02,292 As long as the delusion makes sense, my mind lets it go on. 706 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:06,004 I have to make it not make sense. I have to 707 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:09,299 push it past the point where it can trick my mind. 708 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,803 If this is a nightmare, you're gonna wake up. 709 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,596 If it's real, you're killing a man. 710 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:17,349 It's also possible that I may already be dead. 711 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,101 And I don't believe in the afterlife. 712 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,936 House, go back to your room. 713 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,021 If this is a hallucination, it's a good one. 714 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,606 You're pain-free. You can walk. 715 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:28,443 It's not real. Therefore, it's meaningless. I want meaning. 716 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,616 (MACHINES BEEPING) 717 00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:45,210 (EKG FLATLINES) 718 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,239 Oh, God. 719 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,482 Goodbye. 720 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,193 - CHASE: He was shot. - Twice. 721 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,445 Once in the abdomen, once in the neck. 722 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,155 - Hello. - It's gonna be okay. 723 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:56,782 You're gonna be okay. 724 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,325 You don't know nothing. 725 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,619 Tell Cuddy 726 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,039 I want ketamine.