1 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,599 Hey! 2 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,823 Dr. Sebastian. 3 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,703 Two pallets of antibiotics for tuberculosis. 4 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,705 We've got six pallets worth of patients. 5 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:41,749 Stoia Tucker needs a math lesson. I'm headed back tomorrow. 6 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,001 Hey! Hey! 7 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,551 Come on, come on. Come on, kids, let the truck through. 8 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,686 BOGALE: Move those boxes quick, quick. Let's move! Hurry, hurry, hurry! 9 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,813 Let's go! Let's go, man! Hurry! 10 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:09,527 I've got some very special medicine here. It's from Hershey, Pennsylvania. 11 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,863 One per person. One per person. 12 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,865 Let's calm down, kids. Wait, wait. 13 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:21,706 (BABY CRYING) 14 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,749 (WOMAN COUGHING) 15 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:26,711 Help! Help! Dr. Sebastian! Come quickly! 16 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:31,340 My son, he fell. He fell on this log. We were just waiting for his friends. 17 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,178 (SPEAKING IN NATIVE TONGUE) 18 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:41,851 I got no breath sounds on the left. Give me that. 19 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,653 Yeah, he's gonna be okay. 20 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,407 SEBASTIAN: The fall didn't cause him to drop a lung. 21 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,952 The lung caused him to fall. TB chewed it up. 22 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,705 He'll be lucky to live another year. 23 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:06,292 This is Sarni. I picked up the tab for the back brace myself. 24 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,627 The funny thing is, 25 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:10,087 is that the brace cost more than the medicine 26 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,882 that would have prevented her from needing it. 27 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,717 It's your medicine. 28 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,762 All of the antibiotics that we need are right here 29 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,723 in your warehouses, in your factories. 30 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,726 - We provide over 10,000 doses a year. - Which is not enough. 31 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,020 You know we'd love to do more, but our hands are tied. 32 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,396 New car, Jerry? 33 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:28,940 I saw it on the way in, looks beautiful. 34 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:29,899 Don't make this personal. 35 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,735 All the way from Germany, too. I know that's a lot of red tape. 36 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,446 I'm not like you. I'm not ashamed of making a living. 37 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,698 And I know you didn't become a chem major for the money. 38 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:41,244 Now, you want the same things that I want. You just... 39 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,705 You have to... You just have to push a little... 40 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,958 You have to push a little bit harder... 41 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,418 - Harder for it. - Sebastian? 42 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,841 (CLATTERING) 43 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,718 MAN: Call 911. 44 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,595 Is he okay? 45 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,848 Isn't someone here a doctor? 46 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,216 (DOOR OPENS) 47 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:43,890 Selling subscriptions? I heard 20 and you get a new bike. 48 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:47,727 Dr. Sebastian Charles collapsed during a presentation at Stoia Tucker. 49 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:51,105 Really? Crushed under the weight of his own ego? 50 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,191 Wow! Is there nobody you admire? 51 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:58,112 Well, there is this gal I met in Nam who could blow out a candle without using... 52 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,072 He thinks it's TB. 53 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,909 Good thing he's not the syphilis expert. 54 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:06,120 - He wants a second opinion. - Second to his own. Okay. 55 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,082 - It's not TB. - What is it? 56 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,626 Oh, you want specifics? 57 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,546 Lemma, big Knicks fan. 58 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,800 You've never had an episode like this before? 59 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,261 No. He died last month. 60 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,889 Stupidly tried to share his meds with his cousin, 61 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,600 and they only had enough for one. 62 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,186 Dr. House, I'm Sebastian Charles. 63 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,732 Patients aren't usually part of the diagnostic process. 64 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,777 Well, I'm a doctor. 65 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,862 Listen, I know you guys don't make a lot of money... 66 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,489 I wrote your people a check last month. 67 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,116 Oh, well. Write us another one. 68 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,535 - Talk to Chase. He's rich. - My dad, not me. 69 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,038 Every minute four people die of TB. 70 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,666 Wow! How can you sleep at night? 71 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,251 There's people dying in Africa of a disease that we cured over... 72 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,921 Yeah, I know. I saw the concert. 73 00:04:57,047 --> 00:05:01,342 Seriously. Let's see, you sleep six hours. That means every night you kill 74 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,094 1,440 people. 75 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,179 I guess you got to get some sleep, but come on. 76 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,766 If you'd stayed up another 10 minutes, you could have saved 40 lives. 77 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,434 Do you send notes to the families in the morning? 78 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,228 That's gonna take at least 10 minutes. 79 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,272 So that's another 40 dead, another 40 notes. 80 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,109 Why don't you go wrack yourself with guilt in your own room? 81 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,362 No, thanks. I'll stay. I'd like to hear the differential. 82 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:25,616 Dr. Cameron, tell the doctor why it's not a good idea for the patient to be here. 83 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,910 He's an immunologist and a TB expert. 84 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,122 That'll be very useful if we need somebody to say the words, 85 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,999 "I think it's TB". 86 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,002 What is that? 87 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,421 Oh, that. I'm sorry, that's my body powder. 88 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,715 It's the only thing I've found that works in the Sahara. 89 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,259 I'm kind of used to it. I don't even notice it. 90 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,886 Who thinks it smells like an elephant-dung smoothie? 91 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,430 It smells okay to me. 92 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,474 That is exactly why the patient shouldn't be in the room. 93 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,810 If you can't tell a man that his cologne makes you want to puke, 94 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,645 how are you gonna tell him that he's an idiot? 95 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,522 He's not an idiot. 96 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,567 Sure, you say that now, while he's in the room. 97 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,069 Look, I don't have time for this. It's TB. 98 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,114 Nope. The symptoms are too varied. 99 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,325 Well, if you haven't seen 10,000 cases, I agree that's what you'd think. 100 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,744 I told you he's an idiot. 101 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,788 - You said you wanted a second opinion. - No, actually, 102 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,290 my backers wanted a second opinion. 103 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:18,294 Yeah, doesn't look good if you drop dead while wearing your shoe sponsor's logo. 104 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,464 It's TB and I'm not dying. I'm gonna want you to plant a PPD 105 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:26,093 and induce a sputum to confirm the TB. Imaging studies will determine the progress, 106 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,555 and I think we should probably take a CT scan of my lungs 107 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:33,684 - just so that nobody second guesses us. - Wouldn't want that. 108 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,186 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 109 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,814 Hello? No, I'm feeling much better. 110 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,944 Well, what you can do is, you can get your board to approve 111 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,697 the increased med shipments that... Sorry. 112 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:52,244 No, don't, don't, don't try. No, don't do your best. 113 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,915 Just get it done, okay? 114 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,128 That's Stoia Tucker, and they're the nice pharmaceutical company. 115 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,297 I'm sorry, but it's against hospital regs. 116 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,840 Oh, I need the phone. 117 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,843 (PAGER BEEPING) Why don't we focus on getting you better right now? 118 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:11,138 - What'll you do, throw me out? - No, just the phone. 119 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,140 Sorry. We've got an emergency. 120 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,517 Got to go. 121 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:19,480 - There's a phone in your room. - Yeah, I figured that there would be. 122 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,399 Right. I just thought... 123 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:26,654 It's not like the hospitals you may be used to in Africa. 124 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,865 I don't know what the facilities were like, so... 125 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,117 Thank you. 126 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,120 You're welcome. 127 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,830 And thanks for that check. 128 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,207 (PAGER BEEPING) I should go. 129 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:47,258 The nameless poor have a face, and it's a pompous white man. 130 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,846 Yeah, what a jerk, saving all those lives like that. 131 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,014 What's the emergency? 132 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,642 I can't remember how to do "walk the dog". 133 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,103 The guy's sick, maybe dying. 134 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,814 And you've forgotten all about doing a differential diagnosis. 135 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,109 - You just sent us off to test him... - Well, I had to get him out of there. 136 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,111 Now we can all sit around and call him an idiot. 137 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,113 - Who wants to go first? - CAMERON: He's right. 138 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,574 Tuberculosis could present hundreds of different ways. 139 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,285 Well, by that logic, everyone in the hospital should be treated. 140 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,496 Not everybody in the hospital has been exposed to it for the last 20 years. 141 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,248 TB takes years to kill you. 142 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,083 Two weeks ago, he was perfectly healthy. 143 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,793 Now he's got a whiteboard full of symptoms. 144 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,962 What about something metabolic? 145 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,381 Welcome aboard the Good Ship Ass-Kisser. 146 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,800 Nice day for a sail. Pucker up, me hearties. 147 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:34,138 It's not metabolic. Kidney, liver and thyroid are all normal. No diabetes. 148 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,600 - What about his heart? - Obviously big as all outdoors. 149 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:41,270 Abnormal heart rhythm. Wave forms show PR variability. 150 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,607 It's subtle, but it's there. 151 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,775 You think it's his heart? Sick sinus syndrome? 152 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,695 Loose throttle. Sometimes beats too fast, sometimes too slow. 153 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,615 - Causing him to pass out. - It would account for the episode. 154 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,117 I'll put him on telemetry, do a stress test and an echocardiogram. 155 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,912 Treat him like every other hospital patient. 156 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:02,249 I want to see that pious, body-powdered tush hanging out of his gown. 157 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,299 Could you give me a hand with this thing? 158 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:16,263 I don't recall asking for a stress test or an echocardiogram. 159 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,432 What are you gonna do, walk out? 160 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,353 Corporate sponsors aren't gonna like that. 161 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,023 I need your forearm. 162 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,484 What's House thinking? 163 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:30,819 Sick sinus syndrome. 164 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,280 Well, that's a lot more serious than TB. 165 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,491 Is that a PPD? 166 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,534 If it changes color in the next 48 hours... 167 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:42,122 Yeah, if House doesn't think it's TB, why would he have you test for that? 168 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,334 Just covering all his bases, I guess. 169 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,710 Uh-huh. 170 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,006 He doesn't seem like a guy who does that. 171 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,428 We have you scheduled for a 10:30 echo. 172 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,429 Good for you. 173 00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,640 (LAUGHING) 174 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,062 Every minute that we refuse to love one another, 175 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,481 another puppy cries another tear. 176 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,026 You're just mad because he's closer to a Nobel Prize than you are. 177 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:15,281 And yet I've nailed more Swedish babes. Crazy, crazy world. 178 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,492 It's not just a trip to Stockholm, you know. 179 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,744 It comes with a cash prize. 180 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,288 Seriously? 181 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,416 No wonder everybody's going after that peace thing. 182 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,251 He cures thousands of people every year. 183 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,128 You cure what, 30? 184 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:33,215 McDonald's makes a better hamburger than your mother because they make more? 185 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,050 Oh, I see. 186 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:39,471 So you hate him because the lives he saves aren't as good as the lives you save? 187 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,515 Yeah, that's the reason. 188 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,102 Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money. 189 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,479 (WOMAN ON PA) 190 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,107 The top of my head's killing me. 191 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:56,155 We spent a week doing "top of head" in anatomy. 192 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,032 I know just where it is. 193 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,868 (GROANS) 194 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,621 - That is not the top of my head. - Close enough for clinic. 195 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,166 Your sinuses are clogged. 196 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:11,045 Judging by the scratches on your hands, I'm guessing a new cat. 197 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,505 It was my mother's. She's dead. 198 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,632 You keep a dead cat? 199 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,510 No. My mother's dead. 200 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,139 Poor cat. You're allergic. 201 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,141 We can control it with antihistamine. 202 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,268 - One pill a day. - Pills? 203 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,147 You don't like to swallow. Not surprised. 204 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:33,067 Forget the pills. We'll give you a nasal spray. 205 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,651 Steroids? 206 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,446 Is there something else you can give me? 207 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,700 Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag. 208 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,287 Hey. Stress test was normal. 209 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:49,541 - But his EKG was not normal. - Echo's normal. 210 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,836 Two for you, one for me. We need a tiebreaker. 211 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,255 Echo and stress tests are more reliable. 212 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,757 Tilt table tests. 213 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,592 That never works. 214 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,136 I'll bet you a week's clinic duty it does. 215 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,471 (LAUGHS) 216 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,722 You're on. 217 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,769 You like this guy? 218 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,940 FOREMAN: You always tell us our opinion of the patient's irrelevant. 219 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,610 Medically, it's irrelevant. It says something about you. 220 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,697 You figure anybody who gives a crap about people in Africa must be full of it? 221 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:21,824 Yes. 222 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:27,162 There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. 223 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,874 And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. 224 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,211 If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function. 225 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,840 So the great humanitarian's as selfish as the rest of us? 226 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,134 Just not as honest about it. 227 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,971 Well, you also always tell us motives are irrelevant. 228 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:48,100 Dr. Charles, your heart's handling the changes in orientation just fine. 229 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,226 No pauses on your EKG. 230 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:53,522 And House drives in for the lay-up and no, rejected! 231 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,526 - What does this knobby thing do? - I'm within protocol range. 232 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,153 You're not gonna get a different result. 233 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,574 The way I figure it is, this could show you problems at six, 234 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,034 imagine what it'll tell you if you crank it to 10. 235 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,704 - House, is that you? - Does it go to 11? 236 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,166 Would you stop? You lost. I'm scheduled for clinic duty Thursday and Friday. 237 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,042 All right, I'm beginning to feel nauseous. 238 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,420 Would you turn the damn thing off before you break it? 239 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,464 SEBASTIAN: Okay, I'm getting dizzy. 240 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,216 I can't see and I'm gonna pass out. 241 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,721 - I win. - At those speeds, astronauts throw up. 242 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,848 I'm not talking about the nausea. 243 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,143 - The test revealed the problem. - Yeah? House is insane? 244 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,854 - What he just did... - Abusive and unprofessional. 245 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,316 If he hadn't done it, we wouldn't have seen the problem. 246 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,152 You've got an abnormal PR interval. 247 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,489 It could be dangerous, possibly fatal, particularly if you're in Africa 248 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,157 away from advanced medicine. 249 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,493 I'm gonna need a pacemaker? 250 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,120 You're scheduled for surgery this afternoon. 251 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,921 We'll be able to maintain your pacemaker from anywhere. 252 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,173 You just need to get yourself to a phone line every few months. 253 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,343 Better yet, you could join me at one of my clinics. 254 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,179 - I'm kind of spoiled. - Well, we'll get you a hut with a view. 255 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,973 - Do you like sand? - I meant medically. 256 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,935 - No PET scans, no MRIs... - This is ridiculous. 257 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,187 - Dr. Charles... - I know. I know. Hospital regulations. 258 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,731 Darling, have a seat. Come on. 259 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,400 You're smart. You'll adapt. 260 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,819 - We're going up or down? - Basement. 261 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,154 All right. 262 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,157 You might even find that without the technological crutches, 263 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,742 you become a better diagnostician. 264 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,285 My heart can handle this, right? 265 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,497 So far, just carnival rides have set you off. 266 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,292 When you meet these people, it changes you. 267 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,295 We should talk about it over dinner. 268 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,550 Are you asking me to Africa or on a date? 269 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:49,179 I can ask you halfway around the world, I can't ask you to a restaurant a block away? 270 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:53,058 - Well, one's a job, and the other's... - Yeah, hospital regs. 271 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:58,146 You can't date patients, right? I wouldn't wanna risk your precious objectivity. 272 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,567 You haven't answered either question, by the way. 273 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,278 You don't think objectivity's important? 274 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,572 I think doctors like House cling to objectivity 275 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,908 like a three-year-old to a blanket. Don't get too worked up. 276 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,954 Stay calm. Stay cool and maintain the correct perspective. 277 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,000 The only flaw in their argument is that when you have millions of people dying, 278 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,628 the correct perspective is to be yelling at the top of your lungs. 279 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:28,302 - Sorry. My head is killing me. - Here, sit on the step. 280 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,560 So, are you gonna go out with me or not? 281 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,186 Your heart rate's normal. 282 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,898 Yeah, of course it is. It's one flight of stairs. I'm gonna be fine. 283 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,111 Hand's a little... 284 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,905 (VOMITING) 285 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,537 Call a code, second floor stairwell! 286 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,881 - You were wrong. - Hey, I have feelings. 287 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,717 I'm trying my best. Isn't that enough for you? 288 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,137 - The abnormal EKG was real. - It's not sick sinus syndrome. 289 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,390 Thank God we found out before we put the pacemaker in. 290 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,769 And thank God you dragged him into a stairwell to get his heart racing. 291 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,229 We were taking the stairs. They keep them in the stairwell. 292 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,273 The guy's a selfish jerk. Why would you... 293 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,733 Why would you say he's selfish? 294 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,068 Because he's been talking to Foreman. 295 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,986 No, I haven't. I'm just giving my opinion. 296 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,364 (PHONE RINGING) This kind of altruism doesn't just naturally... 297 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,448 Excellent briefing. 298 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,533 Hey, the guy's still sick. Can we talk about that? 299 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,662 Now, headaches point to a neurological problem. Acoustic neuroma. 300 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,498 A brain tumor causes dizziness, loss of consciousness, 301 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,583 messes with breathing patterns, heart rhythms... 302 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,793 Get an MRI. 303 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,169 HOUSE: Hello? 304 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,757 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be right down. No problem. 305 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,967 I'll do an extra hour to make up. 306 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,429 I'm late for my clinic duty. 307 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,099 Here, go be me for a couple of hours. 308 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,773 Explosive diarrhea, fever, it's probably the flu. 309 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:09,319 Wow. You're good. You a Harvard boy? 310 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,698 - You're not Hill, Oliver. - No. 311 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,741 Carter, Cecelia. 312 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,576 They put you in the wrong room, Cecelia. 313 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,371 - Mrs. Carter. - Sorry. 314 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,748 I'll just be a few more minutes. 315 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,792 Don't take these in order, everything falls apart. 316 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,252 I have cancer. 317 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,088 I felt a lump. 318 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,842 - I'll go get a nurse. - Yeah, see you in an hour or two. 319 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,512 Lie flat. 320 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,061 Lift your left arm up and under your head. 321 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,901 - Right there? - Yeah. 322 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,070 I felt it this morning. 323 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,906 Oh, my cousin had the same thing. 324 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,867 It's nothing. 325 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,785 We should check it again on your next cycle, 326 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,496 but you really don't have anything to worry about. 327 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,998 That's what they told Donna. 328 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,126 - She was dead in six months. - Listen, the edges are smooth. 329 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,712 It has mobility. It has all the earmarks of a benign... 330 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,797 Why should I believe you? 331 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,467 Because you're trying to rush me out of here? 332 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,470 The risks of a false positive on a biopsy outweigh... 333 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,015 Either you do the biopsy, or I talk to your superior. 334 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,393 Which is it, Dr. House? 335 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,899 - I'll arrange the biopsy. - Thanks. 336 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,912 - CAMERON: He asked me out. - I'm shocked. 337 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,458 I'm shocked when patients don't ask you out. 338 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,797 He also asked me to come to Africa. 339 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,758 Boy, he moves fast. 340 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,260 I think the two questions had two different objectives. 341 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,470 Do you like him? 342 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,765 Good-looking single guy, genius doctor, 343 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,893 - cares about the world. - I take it you said no. 344 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:08,063 - You think I'm that hung up on rules? - He's not House. 345 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,315 There's nothing there. 346 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,407 Yeah, there is. 347 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,994 Did I ask you to plant a PPD? 348 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,205 It was positive. He's got TB! 349 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:29,376 Well, of course he's got TB. The guy's been in the jungle for 20 years. 350 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:34,297 If he tested positive for pinkeye, would you think that was his big problem? 351 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,800 I did a test. It was positive. Why is that a problem? 352 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,511 Because now he's got the big red target on his arm, 353 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,305 the stubborn jerk thinks he's right. He won't let us do any more tests. 354 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,766 Well, maybe he's not the only stubborn jerk. 355 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,186 I did an LP, too. Low glucose, and he has an increased sed rate. 356 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,481 - Everything screams tuberculosis! - Not everything! 357 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,902 If any of the symptoms are caused by the TB, it would throw off our diagnosis. 358 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:03,869 You're right. We gotta treat the TB. 359 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,789 Who knows? Maybe he'll just get better. 360 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,916 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 361 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,761 So, it's TB, but not TB? 362 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,765 - I'm complicated. - The guy does know tuberculosis. 363 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,268 - If he says it can manifest... - The guy's not even a real doctor. 364 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,271 - He's a human telethon. - Is that your problem with him? 365 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,773 You see hypocrites every day. Why is this guy so special? 366 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,484 You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? 367 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:40,155 The problem is, there are 26 letters in the alphabet and he only uses two of them. 368 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,407 He treats thousands of patients with one diagnosis. 369 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,492 He knows the answer going in. It's cheating. 370 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:48,455 So it's all because he's one of them useless specialists? 371 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,293 Oh, did I hurt the big-time oncologist's itty-bitty feelings? 372 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,087 HOUSE: You're a big help to patients who actually have cancer. 373 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,758 - Other times you're just annoying. - You've outdone yourself. 374 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,928 I'll say. My salad's covering a free T-bone steak. 375 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,180 Cecelia Carter, remember her? 376 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,766 Last week they said it was mystery stew. They owe me. 377 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:11,311 She was just in my office crying because of the way you treated her. 378 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,771 That doesn't sound like you. 379 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,689 Then it probably wasn't. 380 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,734 I get that you like to shock people, 381 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,112 stun them out of complacency, out of stupidity. 382 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,198 But this woman thought she had cancer. 383 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,660 She had a lump in her breast. What were you trying to accomplish? 384 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,205 Let me ask you something. If this were another doctor, 385 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:33,833 if the patient were complaining about, let's say, I don't know, Foreman, 386 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,796 you'd just dismiss this as the paranoid bitching of another paranoid bitch. 387 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,298 - And file it under "P" for... - Paranoid? 388 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,716 Am not. 389 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,803 - You're right. - Good. 390 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,014 Apologize to her before the end of business today. 391 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,936 - What did you do to Ceci? - I have no idea. 392 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,106 Just the salad today. Big breakfast. 393 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,399 Hey. 394 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,737 Levofloxacin? 395 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,907 You have a resistant strain of TB. 396 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,702 Wow, you just walk right in with these. 397 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,578 That's what we doctors do. 398 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:13,999 We write down the name of some medicine, and someone gives it to us. 399 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:19,004 You know, there's parts of the world where you get knifed walking around with this. 400 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,881 I mean, the regular stuff is bad enough, 401 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,634 but the treatment for the resistant strain? 402 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,885 (WHISTLES) 403 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,098 They get $6 a tablet for that. 404 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,934 And I take it for two years. 405 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,062 Streptomycin. Now, that's two grand. 406 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,442 Ten grand, cure one person. 407 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,910 I had a patient in Djani once. 408 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:56,791 It was a mother, had three little boys. 409 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,918 She had resistant TB. 410 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,797 She couldn't afford these. 411 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,924 She couldn't afford bread. 412 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,928 We gave her the regular stuff, but 413 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:14,225 - no surprise, she died. - Sorry. 414 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,529 I'm not taking these pills. 415 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,618 Because she couldn't get them, you're not gonna take them? 416 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,036 - That's insane. - Why? 417 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,789 - 'Cause I'm better than her? - Because letting her die was wrong, 418 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,500 but letting you die is just as wrong. 419 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:40,919 Maybe I won't die. 420 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,923 Maybe somebody will pay a little more attention to my story. 421 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,806 He figures the pharmaceutical companies 422 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,599 (PHONE RINGING) need something big to force them into action. 423 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,852 This'll get a lot more media play than 1,000 African villagers dying. 424 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,646 So, he won't take the pills. 425 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,482 - Newsweek's calling you. - And he won't agree to any more tests. 426 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,691 He has his diagnosis. 427 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:05,026 See what happens when you don't listen to me? 428 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,945 Maybe millions of lives get saved. 429 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,030 Yeah. That's my point. 430 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,825 Increased heart rate, night sweats, 431 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,787 loss of consciousness. Besides rough sex, what do they all have in common? 432 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,413 - T... - It's not TB! 433 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,082 His autonomic nervous system? 434 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:22,502 - We know that it's not a brain tumor. - What else could be eating his nerves? 435 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,796 Fabry's. Autonomic dysregulation syndrome. 436 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:28,591 Shy-Drager syndrome. It doesn't matter. He won't let us test him. 437 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,427 (PHONE RINGING) 438 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:37,600 In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot. 439 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:41,688 Yeah, you can quote me. C-U-D-D-Y. 440 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,402 Sebastian is refusing life-saving treatment. 441 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:51,322 He's refusing TB treatment. You don't think he has TB. 442 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,450 - Ergo, you should care less. - He won't let me test him. 443 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:55,952 And what do you want me to do about it? 444 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,579 Hold him down. 445 00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,498 Have you apologized to Cecelia Carter yet? 446 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,168 Trust me, she doesn't wanna hear from me. 447 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,669 Look, the guy is killing himself! 448 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,172 Am I the only one who realizes this is a bad thing? 449 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:11,509 If he was a Christian Scientist refusing meds, we'd have 18 attorneys... 450 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,680 You're putting on makeup. 451 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,558 That's not a good sign for my side, is it? 452 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:22,145 Sebastian has called a press conference for 3:00. 453 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,690 He's asked me to be there to confirm the diagnosis and the prognosis. 454 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:28,318 You are as big a media whore as he is. 455 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:32,280 Of course I am. It couldn't possibly be that I think he's right, 456 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,699 and that I'd like to be a small part of what he's doing. 457 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:38,786 Oh, whores can like the sex. Doesn't mean they're not whores. 458 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:43,208 And with that eye shadow, I am totally screwed, aren't I? 459 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,417 Totally. 460 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,132 CAMERON: How you feeling? A little weak. 461 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,009 You're having a good day. 462 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,305 The symptoms will quickly focus more and more on your lungs. 463 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,474 You'll find it difficult to talk and eventually breathe at all. 464 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,476 I think I know what I'll have to look forward to. 465 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:02,602 I know. 466 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,980 I just came to ask if you'd be willing to accept any treatment. 467 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,815 No, if you're trying to scare me into... 468 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:10,777 No. Palliative treatment. 469 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:12,695 Narcotics. 470 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,823 Fentanyl patch, morphine drip, whatever it takes. 471 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,952 We can make your last days fairly comfortable. 472 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:23,498 And if you have another good day, maybe dinner. 473 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,419 Thank you. 474 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:42,767 You want Third World treatment? You got it. 475 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,770 - Boy, is it hot here in Djani. - What are you doing? 476 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,105 What am I doing? 477 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,857 Putting everything on the floor of the hut. 478 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:53,069 What's the magic box with the moving pictures? 479 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,321 - You think he's a hypocrite? - Hypocrite? No. 480 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,533 Everybody in Africa's got cell phones and running water. 481 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,122 This thing just will not flush. 482 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:07,333 Do you really think that if you come in here and make it a little hot, 483 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,543 make it smell a little, 484 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:12,463 that I'm just gonna fold and abandon everything that matters to me? 485 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,217 Lousy sanitation over there, too. 486 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,178 You are not the same as them. Your life is not the same. 487 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,015 And you're cheapening everything they're going through by pretending you are. 488 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,433 I am the same. I'm not special. 489 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:27,020 You can't demand to be treated like any Third World sick person 490 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,315 - and call a press conference! - They treat me special! 491 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:32,317 That doesn't mean I am. 492 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:37,071 And what kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact? 493 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,130 It's all preventable. 494 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,467 Stoia Tucker makes medications right here in New Jersey. 495 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:01,262 They have warehouses full of the stuff. There's more than enough to go around. 496 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,474 So if I can get them, why can't Lemma? 497 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,770 Why can't Quesmo? And why can't Sarni? 498 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:16,194 Another person just died. Where is your outrage? 499 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,072 SEBASTIAN: No, I have no intention of martyring myself. 500 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,198 I'm just putting myself... 501 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:23,159 Sure, they're dying, but it's got a great beat. 502 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:25,578 Must be hot as hell under those lights. 503 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,247 - Yep. - Hey, why the page? 504 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,334 - He okay? - He's in a coma. 505 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,254 I need you to apologize to Ceci, Cecily. 506 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:39,217 - Mrs. Carter? For what? - For whatever I did. 507 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:42,303 - You didn't do anything. - That has been my position all along. 508 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,431 CUDDY: His chestx-rays are negative, so he's not contagious at this point. 509 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,183 His condition is currently stable. 510 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:51,187 Do you ever notice how all the self-sacrificing women in history, 511 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,731 Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa, 512 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,276 can't think of any others, they all die alone. 513 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:01,489 The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy. 514 00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,199 It's an unfair world. 515 00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,660 House, she was scared and unreasonable. 516 00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:07,995 Insulting a woman with breast cancer, 517 00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:12,917 that's a move best left to the pros. Frankly, you don't have the chops. 518 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:17,463 I didn't insult her! I did the unnecessary biopsy like she wanted. 519 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,465 It was negative like I knew it would be. 520 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,634 What'd you do, call them perky? 521 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,221 You are years away from mad skills like that. 522 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,348 I need you to apologize. 523 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,144 Cuddy's only doing this because she thinks it's you. 524 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,146 Welcome to the world. 525 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,606 Everyone's different, everyone gets treated different. 526 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:38,651 And you try fighting that, you wind up dying of TB. 527 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,946 What are you doing? 528 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,699 Testing the patient's autonomic nervous system. 529 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:46,826 Of course. 530 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,495 His internal heating and ventilation should be off. 531 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,122 He shouldn't be able to sweat. 532 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,207 That's why he's got that awful body powder. 533 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:57,128 Take it away, crank up the heat, stick him under the lights, 534 00:29:57,254 --> 00:30:00,465 he can't cool himself. He should be turning bright red. 535 00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:02,175 The picture's fine. 536 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,887 SEBASTIAN: Yeah. 537 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,477 I'm asking Stoia Tucker 538 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:15,146 to save these lives, millions of lives, 539 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,440 including my own. 540 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,234 Dr. House, I would appreciate it if you left us... 541 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,777 Get that out of my face. 542 00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:23,571 CUDDY: What are you trying to prove, House? 543 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,199 SEBASTIAN: Dr. House, I would appreciate it if you left the room while... 544 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,700 He's sweating like a pig. 545 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,119 It's 100 degrees in here, House, because you turned up the thermostat. 546 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:33,122 Did they hear me? The media, did they listen? 547 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,750 - He's disoriented. - They have to hear me. 548 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,878 - His arteries are clamping down. - I want everybody out of here now! 549 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,671 Get the crash cart. He's having a cardiac arrest. 550 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,340 CUDDY: Get it set up. CAMERON: All right. 551 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:43,674 Get them out! 552 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,136 Everyone. I want everyone out of here now! 553 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,013 (BEEPING) 554 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,475 Clear. 555 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,773 Come on, Sebastian. 556 00:30:58,899 --> 00:30:59,982 Clear. 557 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,610 I've got sinus rhythm. 558 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,450 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 559 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:17,333 That is not TB. - Compelling television. 560 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:24,590 - Do whatever tests you want. - I want to treat you for TB. 561 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:29,595 Dr. Cameron found low sugar in your cerebrospinal fluid. 562 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,975 - It's a classic finding of TB. - Oh, now you think TB's the problem? 563 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,476 No. 564 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,145 If TB caused cardiac arrest on a hot day, 565 00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:41,148 your work in Africa would be even more futile than it already is. 566 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:42,984 Can you get to your point, please? 567 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,612 That whiteboard in my office, we're up to about a dozen symptoms now. 568 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,532 Cardiac arrest, clearly not TB. 569 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,951 CSF sugar clearly is TB. 570 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,203 The rest of them could go either way. 571 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,582 Unless we know which ones are which, I can't diagnose you. 572 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:05,256 I'll take any other tests or treatments you might want to prescribe. 573 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:11,345 So you're not special, but TB is. 574 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,640 People die of TB because we let them. It's our choice. 575 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,893 People die of malaria because we let them. They die of dysentery. They... 576 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,731 - No, TB's my disease. - You own a disease? 577 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:25,526 Well, I'm sorry I missed the IPO on dengue fever. 578 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:29,697 Look, I know I have a way about me, and I know I piss a lot of people off. 579 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,949 And a whole lot more I just annoy. 580 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,076 But you're the first person that I've ever met 581 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,912 who I think is actually annoyed by what I do. 582 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:40,791 Do you think I'm not saving any lives, or is that a bad thing? 583 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,502 Right now, I'm just trying to save your life. 584 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,838 Or do you just have a problem with hope? 585 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:52,386 You know, the difference between our jobs is not numbers or styles. 586 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:56,182 It's that I know I'm gonna fail. Even if I save a million people, 587 00:32:56,308 --> 00:33:00,519 there's gonna be another million. You couldn't handle that. 588 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,065 I think you resent anyone who can. 589 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:07,401 Can't we just agree that you're incredibly annoying? 590 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,695 Take the pills, or I'll let you die, 591 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,490 do an autopsy, call my own press conference 592 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,534 and make sure the world knows that you didn't die of TB. 593 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:19,080 Corporate sponsors will be disappointed, but they'll find another disease. 594 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,956 Why would you do that? 595 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,542 Because I'm just a mean son of a bitch. 596 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:37,950 So, we still have to explain PR variability, syncope, headaches 597 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,452 and 598 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:41,704 low sugar? 599 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,707 - That was classic TB. - Apparently not. 600 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,001 - You rerun the test? - Yeah. 601 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,796 - This is good. - Good? This is bizarre. 602 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,840 "Bizarre" is good. 603 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:56,218 "Common" has hundreds of explanations. "Bizarre" has hardly any. 604 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,305 What else could cause low CSF sugar? 605 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,848 I get to ask the questions. 606 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,685 I've found you look a lot smarter asking questions than dumbly not answering them. 607 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,688 - High insulin levels in his blood. - They'd have to be very high. 608 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,357 Okay, very high insulin levels in his blood. 609 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:12,234 How could he get high insulin levels? 610 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,070 We've checked daily blood sugars, all normal. 611 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:17,865 See how smart she looks? 'Cause she asked the question. 612 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,993 And it's not glucagonoma because he has no rash. 613 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:24,246 It's not self-induced because he's not an idiot. 614 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,584 And it's not a tumor because the CT and the MRI were both negative. 615 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,419 Which just leaves tumor. 616 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,593 Why do you do this? Why do you ignore what I say like I'm not even... 617 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,970 Small tumor. Really, really tiny. 618 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,639 So small we can't see it. 619 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,432 Nesidioblastoma. 620 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,727 An abnormal growth of the insulin-secreting cells in his pancreas? 621 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,312 That only intermittently secrets insulin... 622 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:49,772 HOUSE: In response to stress, 623 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:54,693 like if, I don't know, if someone accidentally puts the mechanical bull on 11. 624 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,112 Easily removed by surgery. 625 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,658 Except if it's so small we can't see it, 626 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,201 how are we even gonna prove it's there? 627 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,786 She asked, looking clever. 628 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:07,790 Just start hacking away at his pancreas until he gets better? 629 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,084 How do you prove something exists when you can't see it? 630 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,962 Does God exist? Does the wind blow? 631 00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:16,131 - We know because the leaves move. - Look for effects. 632 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,843 You should look the other way. 633 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,970 - There's Cuddy with your patient. - CUDDY: Dr. House! 634 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:23,055 Dr. House has an emergency. 635 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:27,059 - We can't avoid her forever. - Eventually she'll die. 636 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,936 You sure she doesn't have breast cancer? 637 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,689 HOUSE: We think you have a tumor. 638 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:35,442 Easily removed surgically. We're gonna poke it with a stick. 639 00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:38,779 - And if there's no tumor? - Nothing happens. 640 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,908 HOUSE: Splenic artery, it's a hard left off the celiac. 641 00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:45,953 If there is a tumor? 642 00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:49,123 What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? 643 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,624 Pokes back. 644 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,835 He's stuck in the superior mesenteric. 645 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:56,797 I knew we should have stopped for directions. Men! 646 00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:58,841 I'm there. 647 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,386 We're gonna inject calcium into your pancreas. 648 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:05,055 The beta cells will release insulin. 649 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,725 If there are too many beta cells because of a tumor, 650 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:10,853 your blood sugar will drop precipitously. 651 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,147 How do we know it won't go too low? 652 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,733 Fingers and toes crossed. 653 00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:18,652 HOUSE: Go ahead. 654 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,793 Glucose is holding steady at 75. 655 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:40,633 - No leaves rustling. Blow harder. - I already gave him one amp. 656 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:44,261 Well, I guess now would be the time to give him more than one amp. 657 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:59,652 CAMERON: Fifty. It's starting to drop. 658 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:06,367 - Forty-five. - I think my arm's shaking. 659 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,661 I'm gonna start him on a glucose drip. He's gonna seize. 660 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:09,912 Not yet. 661 00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:14,875 FOREMAN: It's continuing to drop. HOUSE: Not fast enough. 662 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,177 - CAMERON: He's seizing. - We've got to reverse this. 663 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:31,433 He's at 40, 38, 35. 664 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,185 (ACCELERATED BEEPING) 665 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:42,695 Push an amp of D50. You want to kill the guy? 666 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,956 CAMERON: We're back to 40. 667 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:58,669 Congratulations. You have a tumor. 668 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,300 Are you gonna go out with him? 669 00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:10,139 - Is that any of your business? - Nope. 670 00:39:11,725 --> 00:39:12,808 I don't think so. 671 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:16,103 Two days ago, you were holding his hand. What's changed? 672 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,607 He practically lives in Africa. There's no future. 673 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:24,653 On the other hand, maybe there's too much of a future now. 674 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:28,657 You weren't attracted to him because he was prepared to die for a cause. 675 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,744 You were attracted to him because he was actually doing it. 676 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,913 - Right. It's that simple. - That was simple? 677 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,875 I put a label on him and go from there. 678 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,626 Everybody does it. 679 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,837 We are who people think we are. 680 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:44,214 People think he's a great doctor, so they give him stuff. 681 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:47,217 - He is a great doctor. - The reality is irrelevant. 682 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,016 I'll prove it. 683 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:58,645 People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. 684 00:39:58,772 --> 00:40:02,357 People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me like a cripple. 685 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:07,154 What sort of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact? 686 00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:15,913 (GROANS) 687 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:21,418 Oh, my goodness. Are you okay? 688 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:26,632 Yeah. I am so sorry. 689 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,634 It was completely my fault. 690 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,552 It's nothing. I'm fine. 691 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,514 Well, I'm very relieved. I feel terrible. 692 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,059 - Please don't worry about it. I'm fine. - You sure? 693 00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,393 Okay. 694 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,657 How's everything? 695 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,409 I'm gonna go. My foot's killing me. 696 00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:58,038 - What did you do to... - It was nothing. It was all my fault. 697 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,794 Yeah, listen. Bogale, relax, okay? 698 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,463 I'm gonna be back on Tuesday. 699 00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:09,800 Tell Sarni I'm gonna bring her a new brace. All right. 700 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,929 - Just in case. - You get them? 701 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:16,640 Six-months' supply. Should fix you right up. 702 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,433 I'll see you when you come back for a refill? 703 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,144 Yeah, I'll see you in two months. 704 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:22,396 You gonna give them away? 705 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:25,816 Well, you know how these things happen. You leave a bag on the airplane, 706 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,318 you drop some pills down the drain. 707 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:32,948 I have an idea. You could bring me the refill in Africa. 708 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,159 I don't think so. 709 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:39,204 You actually like working for House? You find this satisfying? 710 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,738 WOMAN: There he is. 711 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,656 - It's good to see you. Dr. Sebastian. - Thank you. 712 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:18,035 Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate the support. 713 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,829 It's not about the kids dying every eight seconds. 714 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:25,709 It's about the media stroking, adulation, the pats on the head. 715 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:29,004 That's your problem with him, isn't it? 716 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,924 Look at him. Loves it, eats it up. 717 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,802 Yeah, the man actually enjoys what he does. 718 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,102 Listen, I saved his life. 719 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:47,773 That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out. 720 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:50,442 I'll make sure Stockholm knows.