1 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:05,838 Are you thinking about taking drugs? 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:09,884 Well, think again, because drugs are not the answer. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,261 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 4 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,682 Oh, don't remember this ugly mug? 5 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:20,937 Two years ago, I was a star. I won nine games in a row. 6 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,647 But by the end of August, I was gone. 7 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,399 Cut! Cut! 8 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,321 Not good, huh? 9 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,989 Well, you caught the ball. 10 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,157 Yeah. 11 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,661 Look, I usually don't, you know, give line readings, 12 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:39,205 but try this. Here. 13 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,957 Hollywood ain't holding its breath. 14 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,377 Yeah, well, they're doing it wrong. I mean, for Hank. 15 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,379 Tell the director. 16 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,256 I thought I'd give the marriage a few months 17 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,425 before I go for the meddling-wife thing. 18 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,512 His arm came back the day after you hooked up. I say meddle. 19 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,638 You okay? 20 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,931 Just gas. 21 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,768 Go help your man. Give me a little room here to work it out. 22 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,196 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 23 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,906 - Like that? - No. 24 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,075 - Hey, sweetheart. - Hey. 25 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,494 - Hi, Bryan. - Hey. 26 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,413 You boys having a little trouble with the big speech? 27 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,998 Yeah. You got any ideas? 28 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:24,959 It's your story. Just be yourself. 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,087 Drugs were there, you took them. Simple. 30 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,756 Why'd you get clean? 31 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,257 'Cause I was gonna die. 32 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,551 And, come April, 'cause you're clean, 33 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:37,013 you're starting Opening Day against the Yanks. 34 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:40,975 Try it her way? 35 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,143 Yeah. 36 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,145 Okay. Okay. 37 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,273 Let's start with the second part first. That'll get him in the groove. 38 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,900 (WHISPERS) Okay. 39 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,818 We'll do the throwing thing first. 40 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,987 Everybody wants to direct. 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:54,989 Warner all right? 42 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,532 LOLA: Yeah, he's good. 43 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,702 You just bring it, babe. Just tell your story. 44 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,330 MAN 1: Roll cameras. 45 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,791 MAN 2: Rolling. Speed. MAN 1: Sound. 46 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,752 Come on, kid! Show them what you're gonna give the Yankees! 47 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,462 All right, action! 48 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,099 (SHOUTING) 49 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,855 Oh, God! 50 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,491 You okay? It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 51 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:33,004 He's got osteopenia. His bones are too thin to fix the arm problem. 52 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,841 No. Price is not a problem if you have what I need. 53 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,551 Young man? 54 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,844 How did you know? 55 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,972 Well, if he's an old man, osteopenia would just be a fact of life. 56 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:43,931 You make him comfortable, 57 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,766 send him home, which means you're just boring me. 58 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,144 So he's young, which means it's most likely caused by cancer, 59 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,979 and you're here because you haven't found it. 60 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,814 Have you looked really, really hard? 61 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,858 MRI and PET scan are both negative. 62 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,903 Well, how old is he? Maybe the osteopenia is just early onset. 63 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:59,280 Ah, let's see. 64 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,658 "Born 9/21/77." 65 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,327 It's Hank Wiggen? 66 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,913 He signed it. Sweet. 67 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:07,872 Yeah. 68 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:11,876 "To Jimmy Wilson, the Cy Young of medicine." 69 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,127 Did you ask for that? 70 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,004 Just the "Jimmy" part. 71 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,965 The bone's too thin to support the kind of surgery 72 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,217 that would let him pitch again. 73 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,053 But if we figure out what's causing the osteopenia, 74 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,680 we can reverse the bone damage then do the surgery. 75 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,725 Beat the Yankees and save the free world. 76 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,941 It was a working dinner. 77 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:38,069 My work, company pays. 78 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,324 I don't know. I just feel kind of weird after what it turned into. 79 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,327 Well, then it stopped being work. 80 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,373 You know, if it'll solve your ethics problem, 81 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,583 you can reimburse me for these. 82 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,628 What are they, $5.57, I believe? 83 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,261 Let me know about Friday? 84 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,680 Yeah. 85 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,104 (SIGHS) 86 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,827 (CHUCKLES) 87 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,538 CHASE: None of the usual suspects. 88 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,332 Age isn't right, in apparent perfect health before this incident, 89 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,875 MRI and PET scan negative for tumors. 90 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,211 Test him again. It's gotta be cancer. 91 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,548 Sorry I'm late. Car broke down on the interstate. 92 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,970 Don't believe you. CHEM-7 also shows a poor kidney function. 93 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,222 Now, why would a guy in his 20s have a poor kidney function? 94 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,267 Cancer. It first attacks the bones, and then the kidneys. 95 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:56,647 Come on, people. He was 17-7. His ERA was 2.1. 96 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,982 You want it to be his kidneys, 97 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:01,819 because if it's his kidneys, then maybe we can treat it, maybe we can fix it. 98 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,030 And if it's cancer, then he'll never pitch again. 99 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,866 If this were a regular guy who came in and broke his arm lifting a box, 100 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,242 you would've packed him up and sent him home. 101 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,413 My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred. 102 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,832 And I promise you, the next knitting injury that comes in here, 103 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,084 we're on it like stink on cheese. 104 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,962 - He weighed 175 his rookie year. - Stop. 105 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,882 Now he's 195 after playing a year in Japan. 106 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,884 - Why? - He let himself go. 107 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,428 Steroids. The guy was a drug user. 108 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,722 I'm sure he wouldn't have balked at pumping up through chemicals. 109 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,974 That'd explain the weight gain and the kidney problems. 110 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,810 And the bone loss. Go ask him what he's on. 111 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:38,022 When he says "nothing," have him pee in a cup. 112 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:45,112 If your car breaks down, you're an hour late, not two minutes. 113 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:49,325 And two minutes isn't late enough to use a clever excuse like car trouble. 114 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,868 I was coming in early. 115 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:51,994 Huh. 116 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,705 Unprompted lies. That's a bad sign. 117 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:59,043 Either a guilty conscience or something personal's going on. 118 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,759 See, that's all you had to do. Just walk in, sit down, do your job. 119 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,140 No. No, I never took them. 120 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,936 We're gonna need a urine sample. 121 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,188 Oh, no. You don't trust me. 122 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,277 Baby, I'm worried about taking this morphine. 123 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:29,365 You're in pain. The doses are monitored. It's not a slip. 124 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,951 Besides, opiates weren't your thing. 125 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,495 They should've been. Whoa. 126 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,831 Mr. Wiggen? The urine sample. 127 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:41,836 I want to say no, so I am. No. 128 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,630 Trust is a big issue in early recovery. 129 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,216 He really did gain the weight honestly. 130 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,677 If you say so. 131 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,847 You're not getting it. 132 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,102 He thinks I'm an idiot. 133 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,895 He sure does. 134 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,530 Should we save a sample? 135 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,576 Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite and hang it around his neck. 136 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,037 Hey, Friday night, can you cover for me? 137 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,622 I think so. 138 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:23,878 Oh, Friday. No, I'm sorry. I have to go to that oncology thing, the seminar. 139 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,088 - Oh. - What's going on? 140 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,925 Dinner with the drug rep. Castine Pharmaceuticals. 141 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:34,096 Arnie? Claims he has 500 lawyer jokes, only tells one? 142 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,432 New guy. 143 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,102 You need cash? 144 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,441 No, I don't have that much on me. 145 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:50,571 No, no, it's not a problem. No. I'll be over by 6:00. Okay. 146 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,490 5:00 p.m. Dr. House checks out. 147 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:54,950 It's 4:45. 148 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,160 I was rounding up. 149 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,247 Carol Moffatt. Please see Dr. House in Exam 1. 150 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,999 Whoa, whoa, not so fast, Cathy. 151 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,375 It's Carol. 152 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,503 Trouble with the leg? 153 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,840 When's the wedding? 154 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,008 This Saturday. 155 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,177 Not much time to fit into that pretty dress. 156 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,095 And no time for practical shoe shopping. 157 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,348 You're running two miles a day further than you should be. 158 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,432 It hurts right... 159 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,726 New shoes, less miles, and ix-nay on the afternoon Cokes. 160 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,269 You're gonna look beautiful. 161 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,479 What's wrong with you? 162 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,272 I can't get my contact lenses out. 163 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,941 Out of what? They're not in your eyes. 164 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,108 But they're red. 165 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,819 That's because you're trying to remove your corneas. 166 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:31,987 What's wrong with you? 167 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,697 Lately, my wife has noticed that... 168 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,243 Yeah, yeah. Symptoms. We're working on a personal best here. 169 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,913 Numbness in my feet and hands, constipation... 170 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,958 And? Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private matters in... 171 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,211 Well, neither would I if I was having trouble controlling my pee-pee. 172 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,838 You're a dentist. Nitrous oxide poisoning. 173 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,715 Which means you're either dipping into your own supply 174 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,467 or you got a bad valve in the office. 175 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,053 Laughing gas rehab's probably more expensive than the plumber. 176 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,472 Meanwhile, get yourself some B-12. 177 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,515 Who's left? 178 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,016 I can't see. 179 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,855 No, I'm just screwing with you. It's a hangover. 180 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,983 My English lit prof told me he'd fail me next time 181 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,901 if I didn't show up with a doctor's note. 182 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,361 Well, make friends with the dentist. 183 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:16,949 He can give you a note, and maybe a little nitrous to take the edge off. 184 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,661 CAMERON: Dr. House. 185 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,454 He tested negative for steroids. 186 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,456 Elevated beta 2 proteins, though. 187 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,293 Could be cancerous, amyloidosis or lymphoma. 188 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,961 Or steroids. You guys got any money on you? 189 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,213 He tested negative for steroids. 190 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,631 I have a couple 20s on me. 191 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,425 Fifty of them? 192 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,843 - Foreman? - The fat-pad biopsy 193 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,887 and abdominal CT scan were negative for the cancers, but... 194 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,348 That just leaves us with steroids. 195 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,933 He tested negative for steroids. 196 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,936 Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer 197 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,188 than by their colleagues struggling valiantly 198 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,150 to find ways to hide steroid use. 199 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,111 But there is one thing they can't hide. 200 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,494 Hi. I'm Dr. House. 201 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,289 And this is the coolest day of my life. 202 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:10,836 (FOREMAN CLEARS THROAT) 203 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,256 See? Steroid use shrinks the testicles. 204 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,719 I'm clean, man. No steroids, no nothing. 205 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,972 Your lips say no, your prunes say yes. 206 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,017 Hypogonadism. Isn't that a great word? 207 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,019 Thanks. We don't get to say it nearly enough. 208 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,104 Start him on Lupron right away. 209 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,194 These freaks are willing to defile themselves for mass entertainment. 210 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,155 For money. I feel sorry for them. 211 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,908 He drops a clean urine, denies using steroids 212 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,994 then you're giving him a drug for what, steroid abuse? 213 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,498 No, no, it's not. It's got calcium in it. 214 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,166 It's very good for the bones. 215 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,461 Basically, at a molecular level, it's just milk. 216 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:57,049 WOMAN OVER PA: Dr. Whitman to Anesthesiology. 217 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,968 How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy? 218 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,012 - CUDDY: You put him on Lupron? - Uh-huh. 219 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,056 And you told them it was like milk. 220 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,224 Yes. 221 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,310 Is there any way in which that is not a lie? 222 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,063 It's creamy. 223 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,649 - But I had three reasons. - Good ones? 224 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,152 Well, we'll see in a minute. I'm just making them up now. 225 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,278 He lied to me first. 226 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,697 Your mother did teach you two wrongs don't make a right. 227 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,616 If he lies to me about not taking steroids, 228 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,452 and I lie to him about not treating steroids, he's cured. 229 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,787 - Adds up for me. - Second reason. 230 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,789 If I told him the truth, he wouldn't have taken the stuff. 231 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,667 And if he told you the truth, what would the stuff do to him? 232 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,627 Severe respiratory problems. 233 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,753 Third reason? 234 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,714 I wanted to eliminate the placebo effect. 235 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,425 Excellent. 236 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,219 You and your lawyer can write a paper. 237 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,096 Which brings me to my fourth reason. 238 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,931 I thought you said there were only three. 239 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,016 - I thought you'd buy one of them. - Seriously? 240 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,518 He's not gonna sue. 241 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,147 Because his lawyer is a nice guy who'll realize it's unfair to blame us 242 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,858 for ruining this kid's $100-million career. 243 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,860 Good guess, but no. 244 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,154 If the Lupron causes respiratory problems, 245 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,448 it means he's not on steroids. 246 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,451 Which means there's something else wrong with him. 247 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:11,331 And the choices for that something else are almost universally very bad. 248 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,751 (GASPING) 249 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,439 HOUSE: Osteopenia messing his bones up. 250 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,318 Hypogonadism, impaired liver function, kidney function. 251 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:44,323 And we have managed to find the only professional athlete in the galaxy 252 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,366 who is not on steroids. 253 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,410 And it's not cancer. 254 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,786 So what's killing him? 255 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,915 Who shares my suspicions that the Yankees were somehow involved? 256 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:57,085 Shrunken testicles indicate his body's not putting out enough testosterone. 257 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,963 Throw out the lungs. That was the Lupron, my fault. 258 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,465 Don't worry. I'll send him a nice note. 259 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,217 What about something environmental? 260 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,636 Arsenic, mercury. The symptoms could indicate... 261 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,847 Pretty small environment. Wife's fine, no one else is sick. 262 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,058 If you throw out the kidneys, everything else adds up. 263 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,727 The testicles, the bones, the impaired liver function 264 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,979 could all be caused by a breakdown of his adrenal glands. 265 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,941 Addison's disease. I like it. 266 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,859 Mainly, of course, because the treatment is... 267 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,361 Steroids. 268 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,737 Enough irony for all of us. 269 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,697 Treatment would cause him to retain fluid. 270 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,408 With the kidneys almost shut down already, he'll die. 271 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,661 So we'll get him a new kidney. 272 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,080 Your theory is that Addison's is causing all the symptoms 273 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,207 except for the kidney problems. 274 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,959 What's causing the kidney problems? 275 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,503 Cameron, if you had to make an ironic guess right about now... 276 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,089 He tested negative for steroids. 277 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,800 Agreed. He's not on steroids now. 278 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,843 But if he was on them at any time in the last five years, 279 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,846 it could have caused the kidney damage. 280 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,850 You see, kidneys don't wear watches. 281 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,562 Sure, gall bladders do, 282 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,523 but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time. 283 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,193 Steroid damage could take years. 284 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,029 No steroids. How many times does he have to tell you? 285 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,197 I don't know. 286 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,701 How many times did he lie about cocaine before coming clean with the League? 287 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,994 That's completely different. 288 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,620 Oh, that's right, I remember. 289 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,247 You never did come clean. 290 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,625 The League was out to get you. They faked the blood tests. 291 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,419 You had to get yourself a lawyer and everything. 292 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:24,214 If Hank says he never used steroids, that's the truth. 293 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,382 That's too bad, 294 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:29,886 because our theory is that the kidney damage is caused by "A," 295 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,097 and everything else is caused by "B." 296 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,891 The beauty of this theory is that we can treat "A" and "B." 297 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:38,604 But if you add the kidney symptoms back into the mix, 298 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,607 then we are looking at another letter altogether, 299 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,900 one that is apparently not in the alphabet. 300 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:48,697 We can't fix the bones, no more baseball, no more breathing, 301 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,699 no more brain function. 302 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,910 LOLA: Get another explanation. 303 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,913 Okay. Yeah, I think I got one in my other pants. 304 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,042 Hold on. 305 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,464 Five years ago. Bangor, Maine. 306 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,052 My pitching coach had me on something. I never knew what it was. 307 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,347 And you never tried too hard to find out, either. 308 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,226 I gained 12 pounds of muscle in, like, four weeks. 309 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,853 I'm sorry, babe. 310 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,066 (EXCLAIMS) 311 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,027 How you doing, Doc? 312 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,071 Good. Very good, yeah. 313 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,745 You want me to put Hank Wiggen on the transplant list. 314 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:40,040 He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some. 315 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,793 Well, they like to save them for people who have... 316 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,045 How do I put this? Kidney problems. 317 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,964 He's a professional ball player. Brings joy to millions. 318 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,884 Do you really want to be known as the hospital that sent him home to die? 319 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,763 That's a great idea. We could be the hospital that killed two people, 320 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,517 the guy who deserved the kidney, and the ball player we bumped up the list 321 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,185 when we weren't even sure what was wrong with him. 322 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,895 Everything else is related to the Addison's. 323 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,439 The test for Addison's was inconclusive. 324 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,275 The test for Addison's is always inconclusive. 325 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,445 Why do we do it at all? We should just ask you. 326 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,828 You're not putting him on the list. 327 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,622 Your powers of deduction are breathtaking. 328 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,083 You take a perverse pleasure in turning me down. 329 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,960 What I live for. 330 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,714 Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day. 331 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,633 Ask me something I can say "yes" to. 332 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,557 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 333 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,611 Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I didn't know you were busy. 334 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,946 Want me to come back? 335 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,406 Is he on the list? 336 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,741 No. 337 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,242 Then I'm giving him one of mine. 338 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,618 Okay. 339 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,162 You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea? 340 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,081 Why give a kidney to someone who might not be able to use it? 341 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,750 Not my area. 342 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,586 That is, however, my chair. 343 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,422 When do we do it? 344 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,382 Very noble gesture. 345 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,553 My favorite kind. Dramatic, yet completely empty. 346 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,638 The chances of nonidentical twins being a... 347 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,723 You live alone? 348 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,974 You writing a book? 349 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,810 I made it a question just 'cause it's more polite. 350 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,021 You've got a big "keep out" sign stapled on your forehead. 351 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,982 That explains it. I told them to put it on my door. 352 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:34,321 Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, 353 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,740 you should at least be able to see it in other people. 354 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,117 Yeah. Right. True love. 355 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,411 That's just how we match organs these days. 356 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:46,041 There's a couple in France, high school sweethearts, they're trading brains. 357 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,919 We're a match. Run your tests. 358 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,884 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 359 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,102 Hey. Did the lab call? Is she a match? 360 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,270 Haven't heard yet. 361 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,774 You got a text message, though. "Friday night." Very cryptic. 362 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,611 Gee, thanks for checking. Can you cover for me? 363 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,613 Oncology seminar. Right. 364 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,658 Friday night the same thing as the car trouble? 365 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,076 I had car trouble. 366 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,329 House says you were lying. I believe him. 367 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,874 What's that? You got a little wet smudge at the end of your nose. 368 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,710 Hey, I like the guy. He says what he wants, does what he wants. 369 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,879 He won't talk to anyone unless he can jerk them around. 370 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,924 Or needs 1,000 bucks. What is with that? 371 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,134 I scored. 372 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:44,224 It's a brave new world, Doc, and we are the cutting edge. 373 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,856 You are looking at two all-access passes 374 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,816 to paradise itself. 375 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,527 How much? 376 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,113 True cost? No man can say. 377 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,031 Could that man's accountant say? 378 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,701 (SIGHS) One thousand dollars. Friday night. 379 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:06,830 The biggest official monster truck jam in the history of New Jersey. 380 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,959 Okay, please tell me you didn't just say Friday night. 381 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,836 Whatever you've got, you cancel. 382 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,713 I can't do it. 383 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,090 Listen, they only give these tickets to owners. 384 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,925 Anytime we want to be in the middle of the track, 385 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,218 we're in the middle of the track. 386 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,763 These tickets are so good, we have to sign a release. 387 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,017 I mean it. We do this, we could die. 388 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,353 I've got the oncology thing. 389 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,814 The rectal cancer lecture, they booked me a year ago. 390 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,649 (STAMMERING) I can't get out. 391 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,484 There's no way out. 392 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:41,197 Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends. 393 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,241 (SCOFFS) 394 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,871 What? You're saying I've only got one friend? 395 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,458 And who? 396 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,836 Kevin in Bookkeeping. 397 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,006 Okay, well, first of all, his name's Carl. 398 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,758 I call him Kevin. 399 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,677 It's his secret-friendship-club name. 400 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,805 - It's hookers. - CAMERON: Oh, my God! 401 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,974 Multiple hookers. I mean, House is House, right? 402 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,393 He's gotta have it his way. Four or five women. 403 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,853 This isn't even funny. 404 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,772 What? You don't think he has sex? 405 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,106 No, of course he... 406 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,484 He doesn't have sex, he makes love. 407 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,486 I didn't say that. 408 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,779 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 409 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,657 It's the lab. 410 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,241 Dr. Foreman. 411 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,995 MAN OVER PA: Respiratory Therapy, call 4502. 412 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,207 Respiratory Therapy, pick up 4502. 413 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,793 If you have the results, I'd like you to talk to both of us. 414 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,128 If you don't, I'm late for a meeting. 415 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,674 Believe me. I'd much rather be with your better half. 416 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800 And by better half, 417 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,719 of course, I mean the one who struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches 418 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,638 and talks a lot less. 419 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,850 But I thought I would talk to you first, and alone. 420 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,687 I got your results back from the lab. 421 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,981 You do match. 422 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,109 I do? 423 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,282 You're also pregnant. 424 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,209 You can't be a donor. 425 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,797 Not in your current condition. 426 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,980 Excuse me. I have to go talk to my husband. 427 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,629 Heart looks good. We can schedule the transplant. 428 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,423 No transplant. 429 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,050 Lola's not gonna have an abortion. 430 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:09,637 Actually, your wife just told me that she was making an appointment. 431 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,265 I don't care what she said. 432 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,350 I think you two need to discuss this further. 433 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,812 We've been trying to get pregnant almost since we met. 434 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,774 Well, it's your wife's decision whether or not... 435 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,569 She wants to trade a child for a kidney. That's murder. 436 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,780 I'm not gonna let her do that. 437 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,743 Foreman says we've got a problem about the transplant. 438 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:36,623 If she terminates the pregnancy, he's not gonna let himself die on principle. 439 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:40,794 Would you give up a baby for someone you love? 440 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,089 Please tell me I don't have to decide. 441 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,343 It depends. How long would they live? 442 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,929 This is a pragmatic question for you? 443 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,931 Fifty years, no problem. 444 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,850 Six months, I say let him die. 445 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,935 I've actually given this a lot of thought. 446 00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:01,356 My personal tipping point is seven years, eight months and 14 days. 447 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,774 I couldn't do it. 448 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,067 You found religion? 449 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,319 Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life? 450 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,822 There seems to be a correlation. 451 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,871 I'm... 452 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,335 Do you like monster trucks? 453 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,754 I don't know what they are. 454 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,089 Right. 455 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,177 I've got two tickets. Friday night. 456 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,680 Are you asking me to go with you? 457 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,807 Sure. Sounds good. 458 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,309 Like a date? 459 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,856 Exactly. Except for the date part. 460 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,777 Forget it. 461 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:51,656 No, I was gonna go to the oncology dinner. 462 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,784 Of course. You have to hear Wilson's lecture. 463 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,872 No. I just found out he canceled, like, two weeks ago. 464 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,173 So, what do I wear? 465 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,010 Still with us, Hank? 466 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,136 Yeah. I'm here. 467 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,096 My chest feels funny. 468 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,266 Tachycardia. Your heart's beating too fast. 469 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:22,145 We're sorting it out. But you stay with us, all right? 470 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,438 Keep talking to us, Hank! 471 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,564 Where's Lola? 472 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,649 Ten units of insulin subQ, an IV push D50. 473 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:27,692 NURSE 1: Base is still dropping. 474 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,152 Why is his potassium up? 475 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,528 Damned if I know. 476 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,614 Kayexalate, too. We gotta suck that potassium out of him. 477 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:33,823 We gotta get his heart rate down. 478 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,074 NURSE 1: We need a crash cart! 479 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,284 NURSE 2: You got it. 480 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,454 It's definitely not Addison's. 481 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,331 It's not steroids, either. 482 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,958 NURSE 1: Set. Help in here, please! 483 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:48,796 His heart rate is 130 and rising like a Randy Johnson line drive. 484 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,132 "A" for effort. 485 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,675 There's no point in doing the transplant. 486 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,135 Even if he was stable enough, 487 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,222 it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him. 488 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,808 CHASE: First it's too high, now it's too low? 489 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,897 FOREMAN: His heart's not responding to the atropine. 490 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:07,899 Heart rate's down to 40. 491 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,025 I thought it was up. 492 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,653 Now it's down. Last time, he went out at 35. 493 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:12,779 What's wrong? 494 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,113 I have no idea. 495 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:20,703 Hit him with the atropine before he gets to 35 again. 496 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,039 FOREMAN: We've already given him three milliliters. 497 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,458 HOUSE: Apparently that's not enough. 498 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,336 CHASE: We can't stabilize his heart rate. 499 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,088 HOUSE: What did you do to him? Kayexalate. 500 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:33,466 His pulse was through the roof. So was his potassium. 501 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,759 CHASE: It wouldn't do this. 502 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,052 Something did. 503 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:43,434 Call me when he's stable. Or dead. 504 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,488 I remember the first time. 505 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,826 You weren't even supposed to be pitching that day. 506 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,120 I'd flown all the way to Tokyo to watch this kid, 507 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:06,332 and he gets tossed for arguing a call in the first inning. 508 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,379 Your pitches. Perfect. 509 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:16,009 Ball seemed to go faster than your arm. 510 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:20,638 It was like the rules didn't apply, like physics couldn't slow you down. 511 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,350 Hot damn, it was beautiful. 512 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,315 Hey, Warner. 513 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,152 Hey, kid. How you feeling? 514 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:35,987 I hurt. 515 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,949 My arm, my head, everywhere. 516 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,870 They must've dialed down the morphine. 517 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,831 That's just wrong, man. You're in pain. 518 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:51,044 Hey, I got something for you. 519 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,631 No. 520 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:58,718 A doc in St. Louis gave them to me for migraine. 521 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,845 I'm an addict. I can't take that. 522 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,722 Even Lola was okay with the morphine. 523 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,558 This stuff's just a little stronger. 524 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,851 Come on. 525 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,318 I'll just try one, Warner. 526 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,614 MAN OVER PA: Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 527 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:23,618 Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 528 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,828 Three more symptoms. 529 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:29,582 Heart rate up. Heart rate down. Now he's hallucinating. 530 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,126 You gotta promise not to tell Lola. 531 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:33,753 Okay, coach? 532 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,713 He's not just dreaming? 533 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,466 No REM. He's actually awake. 534 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,259 Drugs? 535 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,761 Not psychedelics. 536 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,430 Not with the heart symptoms. 537 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,016 Well, hallucinations would point to digitalis. 538 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,018 It would also mess up his heart. 539 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:53,606 But he's not on it. And why would he take it? 540 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,234 Yeah. 541 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,820 Pithy analysis. 542 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:02,031 I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner. 543 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,283 I'm sorry I'm gonna miss it. 544 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,619 I'm sorry about the monster trucks. 545 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,789 No, I think it's great. You're giving back. 546 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,919 Only thing is, 547 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,923 digitalis, 548 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,969 it would only explain the later symptoms, 549 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,929 not the original ones. 550 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,817 Sure, you know, it's got a lot of movement. 551 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,694 Problem is, everybody sees the movement. 552 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:43,406 You're throwing your curveball like you're throwing a curveball. 553 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:45,450 Deception. That's the... 554 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,870 Same motion. 555 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,414 Less movement, but it won't come back at you. 556 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,417 MAN: All right, outfielders, move in! Right there! 557 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,714 How'd you get in here? 558 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,259 Spoke Spanish. Told them I was the new shortstop from the Dominican. 559 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,719 How's Hank doing? 560 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:05,928 Lousy. 561 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:12,268 Around your fingernails, that swelling, it's called clubbing. 562 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:16,189 Hippocrates noticed that a lot of his friends who also had that 563 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,691 tended to frequently grab their chests and die. 564 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,986 Yeah, I got a heart condition. What's wrong with Hank? 565 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,446 What do you take for it? 566 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:24,780 Digitalis. 567 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:26,908 Got them with you? 568 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:30,828 That's weird. 569 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,331 I just filled this prescription a couple days ago. 570 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,583 There's another bottle here. 571 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,502 Don't bother. 572 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,879 Hank Wiggen stole your pills. 573 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,798 He tried to kill himself. 574 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,525 So what happened? 575 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:05,821 He left the bottle open while he went to get some water? 576 00:31:05,948 --> 00:31:08,449 Next time, just take the whole bottle. 577 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:09,951 Hey, man, you got no right. 578 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,870 See, people remember how many they've got. 579 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,457 Date's right on the label, number of pills, 580 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,833 a regular person can do the math. 581 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,335 But a junkie doesn't have to, 582 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,797 because how many pills he's got left, that's all he's thinking about. 583 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,882 Big insurance policy? 584 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,928 This isn't about the money. 585 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,721 Not for you, no. 586 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:34,976 Most reputable stores won't cash your checks after you're dead. 587 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:38,854 But for Lola, well, girls like that, they're all about the money. 588 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,982 Don't you say that. 589 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,192 She already saved my life. 590 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,653 I was dead in Japan, and she brought me back. 591 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:49,073 Everything since then, that's gravy. That's more than I deserve. 592 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:51,492 - You owe her? - Everything. 593 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,622 So, the attempted suicide, the scaring her to death, what is that? 594 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,916 That's gratitude? Love? 595 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,127 Yeah, I get that. 596 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,715 Well, take out what you did to yourself yesterday. 597 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,551 We're back to the kidneys and the bones. 598 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,430 I'm scheduling the transplant. 599 00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,812 Never visit a patient. 600 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,647 I want that baby! 601 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,442 Even if I'm gone, that's a piece of me and Lola, 602 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,111 breathing, walking around town, 603 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,447 going to baseball games. 604 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:35,870 If there's any more transplant talk from you, or Lola, or anybody else, 605 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:38,289 I won't screw it up this time. 606 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,375 I'll take myself out for good. 607 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,631 I'll start treating the Addison's, 608 00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:49,175 which will most likely destroy what's left of your kidneys. 609 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,844 Fine. Start the treatment. 610 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,054 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 611 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:55,931 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 612 00:32:58,602 --> 00:32:59,727 Hey. 613 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,358 Hank Wiggen peed on me. 614 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,652 What do you think these pants are worth on eBay? 615 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,904 I've got some big-boy diapers in my office. 616 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,447 The rep hands them out like candy. 617 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:12,823 Is it that bad? 618 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,950 No, not if you like the smell of urine. 619 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,702 Of course, why should I trust someone 620 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,997 who lies about what he's doing Friday night? 621 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,584 Question is, what are you really doing Friday night? 622 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,713 Or more to the point, what could possibly be better than monster trucks? 623 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,924 Or are we breaking up? 624 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:36,722 (SIGHS) 625 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:50,027 Stacy's coming into town this weekend. 626 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,029 We're having dinner. 627 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,281 Just catching up. 628 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,160 I definitely had pants here. 629 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,955 Wait a second. Is that Stacy the stripper? 630 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:02,957 I heard she's playing Atlantic City. 631 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:07,086 No, Stacy the constitutional lawyer. 632 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,257 You thought I couldn't handle this news. 633 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,345 You talk to her a lot? 634 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:19,890 No, it's been a long time. 635 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:24,520 If you don't want me to see her... 636 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,440 What is this, eighth grade? I'm fine. 637 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,400 It's fine if you're upset. 638 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,985 No, it's... 639 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,947 I have no right to be upset. 640 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,491 You two were friends. 641 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:42,121 You should see her. 642 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,874 Say hi for me. 643 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,293 So, you're okay? 644 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:51,839 I'm not the cancer doctor who's lying about a cancer dinner. 645 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:57,470 I'm not the one betraying all those poor little bald-headed, dying kids. 646 00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:03,476 I'm gonna go get some pants. I stink. 647 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,694 You're treating him for Addison's and you don't think it's gonna work? 648 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,029 He tried to kill himself. 649 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:16,280 I know. 650 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:21,786 He's confused. We can have another baby. I can make him understand that. 651 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,078 I'm having an abortion. We do the... 652 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:24,205 No. 653 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,415 I can make decisions about my body. 654 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:30,503 And he can make decisions about his. He doesn't want your kidney. 655 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,882 So, he'll die? 656 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,053 Probably. 657 00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:00,616 If you keep that appointment, he'll also probably die. 658 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,373 Keep the baby. 659 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,721 Are you just being polite? 660 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,643 'Cause my pants are... 661 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,478 Oh, they're all wet. 662 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,652 You can't smell that? 663 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,824 You think she'll abort anyway, try to force his hand? 664 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:44,618 No, she's not gonna risk losing him. 665 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:46,871 (CHUCKLES) 666 00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:48,914 That's funny? 667 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:53,460 No, the monster trucks. House asking you, that's... 668 00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:54,587 That's funny. 669 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,756 I was the first person he ran into. He just asked me. 670 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,884 Yeah, like a date. 671 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:02,928 Exactly. Except for the date part. 672 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,686 If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, 673 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,647 we've got some product you should check out. 674 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,400 Hey, Dr. Foreman. 675 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,695 Courtesy of the generous Sharon and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals. 676 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,865 I was just telling the guys about the Bermuda conference in April. 677 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,743 Three days of sun and scuba, and one hour of lecture. 678 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:28,412 Oh, God, do we have to go to the lecture? 679 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,623 HOUSE: So, you're the new Arnie. 680 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,543 Dr. House. It's good to see you. 681 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,796 Would you get me a coffee? Black, no sugar. 682 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:47,598 Okay, so who is it? 683 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,060 Come on. She's sleeping with one of you. 684 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,771 Oh, God, please tell me it's you. 685 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,272 She buys lunches. She doesn't... 686 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,859 Don't worry. You're not gay. You're adventurous. 687 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,861 You think she's gonna prostitute herself? 688 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,821 The three of us are that important to her? 689 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,823 I'm afraid not, no. 690 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:07,993 The groupies sleep with the roadies in order to get to Mick. 691 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,703 And you're Mick? 692 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,830 That was the metaphor I was making, yes. 693 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,791 Why are you here? 694 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,544 Damn, it's you. 695 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:24,468 It's not Addison's. New symptom. Inability to smell. 696 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:25,803 I was just in Hank's room. 697 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:29,264 He said it smelled like the men's room at Veterans Stadium. He was right. 698 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:32,017 We rejected environmental causes because the wife was healthy. 699 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,854 Well, she's not. Last six months, she can't smell a thing. 700 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,190 If you think of them as one single patient, 701 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,859 you add her symptoms to his... 702 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,987 Cadmium poisoning. 703 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,991 It explains everything. Even why they had so much trouble getting pregnant. 704 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,201 How could they have gotten exposed to that much cadmium? 705 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,162 Unless they were eating steel and batteries for breakfast. 706 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,956 So, where else is cadmium? 707 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,250 Some foods, polluted groundwater. 708 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,168 We should check their home. 709 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:01,005 I think I know how it happened. 710 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:03,132 I'm gonna need another urine sample. 711 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,967 - What for? - Sure. 712 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,301 Whatever you want. 713 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,680 Why wouldn't you give it to me before, but now it's no problem? 714 00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:11,390 I'm dying, right? 715 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,475 So you've got nothing to lose this time. 716 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,522 Begs the question, what were you worried about last time? 717 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:20,649 The funny thing is, 718 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,736 when we tested you before, we were just looking for steroids. 719 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:26,363 What should we look for now, Hank? 720 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:30,034 Hank, what's the story? 721 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:35,039 A little weed every now and then when no one was looking? 722 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,086 I don't believe this. 723 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,254 We quit. 724 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,547 You did. 725 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:46,300 If you'd kept going, you wouldn't have just lost your sense of smell. 726 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:48,302 I quit the hard stuff. 727 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,971 I just needed to relax. 728 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,766 Based on the symptoms, you're a lot more than a social user. 729 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,310 LOLA: So you've been lying to me all this time? 730 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,436 I'm sorry. 731 00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:01,148 There must have been cadmium in the soil where the marijuana was grown. 732 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:04,109 Some people get bone loss, kidney failure, 733 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,695 some people's testes shrink, 734 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,531 and some people lose their sense of smell. 735 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,909 We'll start treatment right away. 736 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:14,787 You should be fine by Opening Day. 737 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,872 Baseball's in the summer, right? 738 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,583 It didn't hurt the baby, did it? The cadmium? 739 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,252 If you've been clean, the baby should be fine. 740 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,629 Okay. 741 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:30,094 Please. I'll stop everything. I'll go to meetings every day. 742 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,141 Lola. 743 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,520 Twice a day. 744 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,773 How's the ballplayer doing? 745 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:43,899 Much better. 746 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:45,567 Too bad about his career. 747 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,069 What do you mean? 748 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:49,196 Major League Baseball's collective bargaining agreement 749 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,865 requires medical reports on all treatment. 750 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,159 Given Hank's history, he's not likely to get much leniency. 751 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,412 Why should they care that he's being treated for Addison's? 752 00:40:57,539 --> 00:40:59,123 You're not treating him for Addison's. 753 00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:00,791 My report says I am. 754 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,335 You're lying on the report? 755 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,504 Well, everybody does stupid things. 756 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:08,882 It shouldn't cost them everything they want in life. 757 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,718 No, it shouldn't, but it usually does. 758 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,974 On the other hand, if it means someone can actually beat the Yankees... 759 00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:24,857 So what about House? Is there any way we can get him down there? 760 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,986 You really want to talk about work? 761 00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:33,365 No. Not at all. 762 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,805 That was amazing! 763 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,975 I'm telling you. Grave Digger never disappoints. 764 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,810 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 765 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,567 You ever been married? 766 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:13,697 Well, now, let's not ruin a lovely night out by getting personal. 767 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,659 I lived with someone for a while. 768 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,371 You gonna finish that? 769 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,293 Okay. Okay. 770 00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:27,419 (GIGGLES) 771 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,088 CAMERON: I'll race you to the car.