88888 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Uploaded by Alooloo Ali-rabeh@hotmail.com 88888 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:25,000 Uploaded by Alooloo Ali-rabeh@hotmail.com 1 00:00:00,550 --> 00:00:02,460 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,730 --> 00:00:05,070 Susan's new boyfriend met the family... 3 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:06,010 Who are you? 4 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:06,880 Hi 5 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:08,650 I'm Mike. Her ex-husband. 6 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:11,760 Gaby's life was no long glamorous. 7 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,530 (Service Entrance Only) 8 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:14,130 Now it's official. I've lost everything. 9 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,030 First Our mOney, then my figure, 10 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,880 Now the last shreds of our social Standing. 11 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:21,520 Baby, we have a home, and we have two beautiful little girls... 12 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,330 Danielle's decision was devastating. 13 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:25,880 Please, just don't take him! 14 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,500 Benjamin's All I have! 15 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:29,300 You're just gonna have to find something else. 16 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:32,470 And Edie's new husband showed the dark side. 17 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,450 I would consider it a personal favor 18 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,830 If you'd apologize to Edie. 19 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:36,430 No. 20 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:37,390 And it seems to me 21 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:38,970 That a woman le you would like to keep 22 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:40,290 The few friends that she has left. 23 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:41,450 I think you'd better go. 24 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:42,990 Now why would you bring me flowers? 25 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,320 'cause you've got a computer, 26 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:47,510 And I need to find out some stuff about Edie's husband. 27 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:56,060 Benjamin Katz was 6 years old, 28 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:59,230 And there were a lot of things he didn't understand. 29 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,500 He wasn't sure why the woman you call "mommy" 30 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,280 Isn't Always your mother. 31 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:10,320 Or how the man who was Always there for him 32 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:13,840 Could suddenly be taken away. 33 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,350 Or why you could go for a ride... 34 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,450 And never come back home. 35 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:23,950 Yes, there were a lot of things 36 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,600 Benjamin Katz couldn't understand, 37 00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:29,150 And no one seemed in a hurry 38 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,610 To explain them. 39 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,960 Here they come, finally. 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,140 You know, Bree, things will be a little strange at first, 41 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:38,870 So please, be on your best behavior. 42 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,400 I do not require lectures on tact. 43 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:43,510 I know. It's just that we've missed Benjy so much, 44 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,290 And it's taken so many olive branches 45 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:48,070 To get them to come back. I'm aware of what's at stake, Orson. 46 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,270 Good. So if you feel an impulse to criticize something, 47 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,090 You'll keep the thought to yourself. 48 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,460 Hi! 49 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:57,290 I've Already started. 50 00:01:57,300 --> 00:02:01,500 Danielle! What a dightfully ethnic ensemble. 51 00:02:01,870 --> 00:02:05,130 Hey, mom, Orson. Hi, Danielle. 52 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:07,180 Oh, I want to meet my husband Leo. 53 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:10,050 It's nice to finally meet both of you in person. Lovely to meet you, Leo. 54 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:11,880 Hey, who's this little linebacker? 55 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:14,890 Hi, Benjy. Remember me? I'm not sure. 56 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,340 That's okay. That's what this visit is for, right? 57 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:20,890 Getting to know each other. 58 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,460 Now we have you for the whole weekend, right? 59 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,590 Yep, whole three days. 60 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,850 Oh, good. 'cause we've made lots of plans. 61 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,380 We're gonna take you to the circus 62 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,970 If it's okay with your folks. Can I go, Danielle? 63 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,360 "danielle"? Did he just ca you "danielle"? 64 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,370 Well, it is my name. 65 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:39,380 Yes, I'm aware of that. I picked it. 66 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,960 I'm just concerned 67 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:44,720 People might view it as a sign of, um, disrespect. 68 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,660 By "people," you mean you? 69 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:50,350 Uh... Leo. Look at All the luggage you have here. 70 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,950 I'll give you a hand here. Okay. Oh, thanks. 71 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:55,450 Um... Let me be clear. 72 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,820 I do no want him calling me "bree." 73 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,650 Oh, don't worry. Td him to call you "granny." 74 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:07,210 Yes, Benjamin Katz was only 6 years old, 75 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,890 But even he could understand 76 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,890 This was going to be... 77 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:14,110 A long weekend. 78 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:27,220 Any child will tell you 79 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:29,270 That where you find a playground, 80 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,830 You will Also find... 81 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,290 Bullies-- 82 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:36,030 Young tyrants who bring pain... 83 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:39,010 Intimidation... 84 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:42,310 And violence. 85 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:46,200 What can children do in the face of such torment? 86 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,410 Well, there is one obvious option, 87 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:55,580 But not every child is eager to go running home to mother. 88 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:57,050 Ugh. Hey. Hon. 89 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:59,480 How was the park? Wait. Hold on. 90 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,410 Mommy just found her first gray hair. 91 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:04,030 I need you to grab it, yank it and never speak of it again. 92 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,800 Oh. Look at your face. 93 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,560 It's scratched. 94 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:11,820 What happened? 95 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,310 Nothing. 96 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,260 And your shirt is ripped. 97 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:18,930 That's the second Time this week. 98 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:20,500 Is someone picking on you? 99 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,450 Who is it? 100 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,450 Is it Jeffrey Hixon, that weird kid who eats paper? 101 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:33,330 Is it Timmy Crowley? 102 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:35,640 His mom slept in her car last night. 103 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,250 Who knows what's going on there? 104 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:41,370 Is it that boy from your birthday, 105 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,180 The one who slugged the pony? 106 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,320 Oh, sweetie. I know you're upset, 107 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,220 But you'll feel better if you talk about it. 108 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,730 And there's nothing you can't tell me. I'm your mommy. 109 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,700 I wanna talk to daddy. 110 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,850 Okay. 111 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,440 We'll give him a call. 112 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,700 You're not gonna find another one in this condition. 113 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:14,800 I mean, the car is a classic. 114 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,030 Well, what do you think, Nabila? 115 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,680 Eh. I like it. I don't love it. 116 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:20,950 Tell you what. 117 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,320 Gaby and I want to find our car a nice home. 118 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,740 So I'm prepared to knock a grand off. 119 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,710 What do you say? I say knock off 5 grand, and we'll talk 120 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,300 Oh, come on. It's Already priced way below blue book, 121 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:32,990 Not to mention it's mint. This is not mint. 122 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,990 Hey,an you not see this ding in the bumper here? 123 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:40,590 Okay, this car goes zero to 60 in 5 seconds. 124 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,310 By the Time someone says, "wow, a ding," 125 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,280 You're in the next county. 4 grand, you got yourself a deal. 126 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:46,890 Deal. 127 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,340 What? No! No, no deal! 128 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:52,280 The nondriving blind guy does not speak for me. 129 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:53,650 Would you excuse us? 130 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:57,300 Gaby, we've been trying to move this car for a month. 131 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:58,810 We need the cash. 132 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:01,310 God,sn't there any way we can keep it? 133 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:03,910 I mean, this car's the last thing I have 134 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,270 That tells the world, "i'm better than you." 135 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,200 Sorry, babe. We have to pay the mortgage. 136 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,130 We can't afford to be better than anyone. 137 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,430 Here. 138 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,720 Take good care of her. 139 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:25,280 Actually, it's not for us. It's for our nanny. 140 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,390 Okay, that one hurt. 141 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,610 So what'd you dig up on mr. X.? 142 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,030 You mean Dave? Yeah. 143 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,830 Nothing yet. It's been two days. What gives? 144 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:46,320 Well, for starters, when I search for "dave Williams," 145 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:47,990 I get a million and a half hits. 146 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,030 To narrow it down, I'm gonna need more information, 147 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,730 Like where he was Born, where he went to school. 148 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:54,600 Did he serve Time in the military? Oh, believe me, 149 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:56,680 If he served Time, it was in the state pen. 150 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,030 Hey! Dave! 151 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:01,350 Morning, ladies. 152 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,720 Si bastard. How are you? 153 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:05,780 Hey, Katherine, 154 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,380 Your sprinkler system working okay now? 155 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:09,800 Like a charm. And thanks again. 156 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,830 I've never been able to get that to work. Oh, I hear ya. 157 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,520 To program those things, you need an engineering degree. 158 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:17,110 Oh, yeah? You got one of those? 159 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,370 Anyway... Really appreciate it. 160 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,270 Take care. 161 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,750 I just can't go through with this. 162 00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:30,060 He--he just strikes me as so nice. 163 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,330 That's supposed to comfort me, 164 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:33,290 Given your track record with men? 165 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,460 Katherine, please. 166 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:39,470 The guy is bad news. 167 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,790 I can't prove it, but I feel it in my bones. 168 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,280 And I can't sit around doing nothing when I know 169 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:46,800 That Edie's waking up every morning next to him. 170 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,640 If anyone finds out we're doing this... 171 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:53,330 No one will know. 172 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:55,810 And when they do, they'll probably thank us. 173 00:07:56,650 --> 00:08:00,530 Because I'm telling ya, this guy is up to something. 174 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:07,360 Cleaning out the old garage-- my deepest sympathy. 175 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:09,840 Hey, Dave. You--you settling in okay? 176 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,420 Yeah. Yeah. 177 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,030 Well, they finally delivered my flat screen. 178 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:17,330 I was dying without it. I mean, it is 65 inches. 179 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,290 Wow. Sweet! 180 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:22,750 Hey, w--the play-offs are on. You should come check it out. 181 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,500 It's like being right on the field. 182 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:25,910 Yeah... 183 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,660 Um, Lynette's really busting my hump 184 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:29,540 About clearing this place out, so... 185 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,690 Well, Maybe later. 186 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,150 The game doesn't start for a couple hours. 187 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,780 We could order one of those giant sandwiches. 188 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,810 Sorry, but, you know, check back with me 189 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:38,370 Make sure I survive this whole thing. Okay. 190 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:39,860 Hi, Dave. 191 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:41,160 Hi. 192 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,470 Hey, Tom? 193 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,550 Yeah? 194 00:08:43,930 --> 00:08:45,630 Why are there two piles? 195 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,350 Well, that's the pile that I'm throwing away, 196 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,230 And, uh, this is the stuff I still need. 197 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,860 You need unopened mountain climbing equipment from 1986? 198 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:57,380 You don't climb mountains. 199 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,890 Not yet, but someday. I mean, you know... Who knows? 200 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:04,080 I know. You get winded just climbing out of the tub. 201 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,710 You're never gonna climb a mountain. 202 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:08,060 You know what else you're never gonna do? 203 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:11,190 Learn german, make your own beer or... 204 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,930 Have 8 minute abs. 205 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:15,960 Come on, not the ab-tastic. Toss it, and keep tossing 206 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:18,820 Until this 2-car garage can hold at least one car. 207 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,990 Please tell me you're not getting rid of your bass. 208 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,370 No point in hanging on to it. 209 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:31,860 I mean, being in a band is just one more thing I'll never do. 210 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:33,930 Before he moved, Mike and i, 211 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,150 We used to get together on saturdays and just... Jam. 212 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,590 Man, that was fun. 213 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:43,140 You know, I play the drums. 214 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,110 Maybe you and I should jam sometime. 215 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,170 I guess we could. 216 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:51,410 Maybe even later today? Just... 217 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,560 Yeah! Yeah, you know what? Just give me a couple hours. 218 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,810 I gotta stash these old "playboys." I'll see you later. 219 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:17,950 Now remember, you can't just start grilling Edie, 220 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:21,170 Or she'll get suspicious. We have to be subtle. 221 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,850 I'll just follow your lead. 222 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,490 Okay. 223 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:28,830 Sorry I'm late. 224 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,840 What a great idea! 225 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:34,190 I haven't done this in ages-- a fun lunch with the girls. 226 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:35,930 Yeah, it's fun. 227 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:38,050 Where was Dave Born? 228 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:39,790 What? 229 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:41,710 We were just wondering 230 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,530 Where he got his great... Manners. 231 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,210 He's got that gentle bearing 232 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:49,480 Of a... Southern gentleman. 233 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:51,930 No, he's from somewhere in the midwest. 234 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,680 "somewhere"? 235 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,740 You don't know where your husband grew up? 236 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,540 Well, he showed me a picture of his childhood home once. 237 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:01,510 It had a cow in it. I lost interest. 238 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,010 Honestly, Edie, how can you be married to a guy 239 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,540 And not know these things? 240 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:06,980 You know what? What? 241 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,200 I think it's Time to order. Where's our waitress? 242 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,090 I'll be right with you, mrs. Mayfair. 243 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,540 Oh, no problem, Debbie. You take your Time. 244 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:16,800 She is such a sweet girl. 245 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,960 She's saving money for college. 246 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:23,230 Speaking of which... Where did Dave go to college? 247 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,150 Come on, Debbie! While we're young! 248 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,680 I don't know. 249 00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:30,720 All right. What about high school? 250 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,390 Why are you asking me All these questions? 251 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,450 I just think it's odd that you're married to some guy-- 252 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,930 You don't know anything about him. 253 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:39,120 Other than the fact that he's a lovely man. 254 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,200 He... Fixed my sprinkler. 255 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,910 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 256 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,440 I'm going to the ladies' room. 257 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:55,750 Well, your subtle approach got us nowhere. 258 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,000 I've been through a lot with this baby. 259 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,700 I hate to sell her, but, you know, 260 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,910 With my new sports car coming, I don't really need it. 261 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,100 Yeah. Here she is. 262 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:11,600 How's it look? 263 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,630 Be glad you're blind. 264 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,100 We have to be practical. 265 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,420 We just need something to get us from point "a" to point "b." 266 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,410 Now let's buy the thing. Okay, just let me handle this. 267 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,920 So... Do we have a sale? 268 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:26,830 I don't know, Andrew. 269 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,270 I mean... We like it. We don't love . 270 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,680 Yeah, well, no one buys a car like this and loves it. 271 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:36,010 It's All about the price. And you're not gonna do better. 272 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,410 Yeah, about that price-- 273 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,450 You're gonna have to drop it. I mean, look at All these dents. 274 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,640 Yeah, it's Also missing three hubcaps, 275 00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:45,670 And it's got a hanger for an antenna. 276 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:48,280 Full disclosure-- it's a piece of crap. 277 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,710 You want it or not? 278 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:52,250 Well, I'll tell you what. 279 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,680 Since your mom and I are dear friends, 280 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,150 I'll take it off your hands if you knock off $300. 281 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:59,790 And since my mom and you are dear friends, 282 00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:01,940 I'll resist the urge to flip you the bird. 283 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,930 Andrew! 284 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,190 Unless you lower this price, we're walking... Right now. 285 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,060 See ya. 286 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,060 I mean it. 287 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,360 This is it. 288 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:13,260 Fine. 289 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,270 Fine. 290 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,210 Okay, fine. Knock off $200, and we'll give you cash. 291 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,270 No. $100. 292 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,070 No. Wh-- 293 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,720 Will you at least have it washed? 294 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,820 I'll empty the ashtray. Final offer. 295 00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,230 Damn you. 296 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,620 You beat me again! 297 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:51,070 Curse you and your diabolical checkers prowess. 298 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,190 All right, Orson. 299 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,140 Don't overexcite him on the upholstery. 300 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:58,600 So, Danielle, what would you like me to make as a side dish 301 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,310 For your welcome home party? 302 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,550 I can do anything so long as it complements beef tenderloin. 303 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,770 Actually, we don't eat meat. We're vegetarians. 304 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,670 Excuse me? So is Benjamin. 305 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:19,260 Oh. Well... Since when? 306 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:22,440 Since I realized that meat was a byproduct of murder. 307 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,220 Would it be more acceptable 308 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,700 If I shopped for a suicidal pork loin? 309 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,280 Bree, it's no big deal. 310 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,230 I'll just make a nice risotto. 311 00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:33,240 This isn't about dinner. 312 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,430 This is about her nutty liberal politics 313 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,570 Getting in the way of our grandson's nutrition. 314 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,770 He gets All the protein he needs from cheese and beans d tofu. 315 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,930 Well, this isn't just about nutrition. 316 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,020 Do you want him to be teased at school 317 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:50,230 Every Time he pulls tofu out of his lunchbox? 318 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,460 Actually, that won't be an issue. 319 00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:55,170 Danielle is homeschooling him. 320 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,980 Excuse me? 321 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,800 You're teaching him? 322 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,800 Yes. I take it you have an opinion? 323 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:05,320 So instead of sending him to a proper school, 324 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,500 You're gonna give him the benefit 325 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:09,080 Of your straight "c" average? Hey, he's only 6, 326 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,980 And he's Already reading at a third grade level. 327 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,310 Well, what happens next year when he overtakes you? 328 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,770 Uh, Bree... Ahem. Best behavior, remember? 329 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,440 I am sorry, but am I supposed to sit by 330 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:22,080 While she degrades his body and his mind? 331 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,270 Fine. 332 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,710 Cricize my parenting All you want. 333 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,470 I don't care, 334 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,840 Because you don't get to decide how he's raised anymore. 335 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,360 I'm his mother. 336 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,180 And by the way, Mark your calendars, 337 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,100 'cause seven years from next saturday-- 338 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,230 Benjamin's bar mitzvah. 339 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:07,210 Isn't this cool? Dave brought his drums over so we could jam. 340 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,620 Your boy is pretty good. Yeah, 341 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:10,730 And we figured out we got bass, we got drums 342 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,770 Mike plays guitar. I think Orson plays keyboards. 343 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:17,300 You see where I am going with this? I do, but I'm hoping I'm wrong. 344 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,420 We're gonna start a garage band! 345 00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:22,130 And I wasn't! Maybe if we get good enough, 346 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,740 We can even get, like, a couple of gigs. 347 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,270 How fun would that be? "gigs"? Did you just say "gigs"? 348 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,910 Now All's we need is a little Time to practice-- 349 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,800 A few nights a week, some weekends. 350 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,310 What? Well, yeah, 351 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,760 Just until we get the rhythm section All diAled in. 352 00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:41,710 Okay, I need to dial you in to some gigs you already have, 353 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,430 Which are running a restaurant, being a husband and a father. 354 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,960 And I thought you were the one who said 355 00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,050 You wanted to spend more Time with your family. 356 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,960 But we could play clubs. 357 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,350 I mean, he's just having a little fun, Lynette. 358 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,930 Guys need to blow off steam. 359 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,330 Could you just... For a sec? 360 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:02,650 Come on. You know I'm right. You're far too busy for this. 361 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,270 You can't just decide for me like that. 362 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,530 I mean, if I wanna play bass, 363 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,330 I will play bass. 364 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,230 I'm not hurting anybody. 365 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,460 Those of us with hearing beg to differ. 366 00:17:21,630 --> 00:17:22,820 Okay, you know what? 367 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,890 Please leave our rehearsal space. 368 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,820 Oh, come on, Tom. This is not your-- 369 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:46,440 Guys, hey, knock it off back there. 370 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,990 Oh, god. What now? 371 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:13,530 Oh. Hey. What's up? 372 00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,030 You sold me a lemon. 373 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,170 That's what's up. 374 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,750 What are you talking about? 375 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,770 Your car! 376 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,830 I took it to a mechanic, who told me the radiator's shot. 377 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,110 Oh. That. Yeah. 378 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:28,700 It's been giving me trouble for years. Just use the jug. 379 00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:30,000 What jug? 380 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,300 Oh, it's in the trunk. You just keep it full of water, 381 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,500 And when the radiator overheats, you fill it up. 382 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,420 Oh, and, uh, try not going up hills 383 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,200 And stay in the shade as much as possible. 384 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:43,350 Okay, i-i can't drive around avoiding gravity and the sun. 385 00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:44,780 Well, sorry. 386 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,900 If you want a car with no flaws, buy a new one. 387 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,920 Or I could get the radiator fixed, 388 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:52,900 Which is gonna cost $300, whichyouare paying for. 389 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:57,290 Remember full disclosure? Crap? 390 00:18:57,810 --> 00:19:00,030 This is your car. It's your problem. 391 00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,430 Okay, you know what? That's it. I wanna talk to your mother. 392 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,430 Uh, well, she's in a meeting right now. 393 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:08,100 Can I take a message? Damn it, Andrew. 394 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,200 You tell Bree to call me by the end of the day. 395 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,390 May I ask what it's regarding? 396 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,910 All right, we'll talk about it more later, buddy. 397 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,240 Why don't you go on outside and play for a while? Okay. 398 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,500 Well, what did he say? Well, he still won't tell me who's picking on him, 399 00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:30,050 But he did ask me to teach him how to fight. 400 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:33,060 He's only 5. I don't want him fighting 401 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,470 I'm sorry, b every boy 402 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,920 Has to learn how to throw a punch eventually. Ugh. 403 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,620 You know, if you wanna give him a leg up, 404 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:42,230 You could teach him a little capoeira. Capo-what? 405 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,060 Oh, it's a brazilian martial art 406 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:45,610 That incorporates dance. 407 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,340 Yeah, 'cause there's nothing scarier 408 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:52,400 Than a guy coming at ya with jazz hands. That's funny, but actually, 409 00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:55,060 The dance part's to catch your opponent off guard. 410 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,310 Like that? No, there's a little more nuance to it. 411 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,790 Ooh! Like that. 412 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,150 Where's the "dance" part? 413 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,270 Oh! There it is, ginger! 414 00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,320 You know what, boys? Not in the house. 415 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,680 Oh, my god! 416 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,100 Give it back! It's my ball! It's my ball now. 417 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,660 Hey! You leave him Alone. 418 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,090 Oh! Honey! 419 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:24,980 Is that who's been picking on you? Juanita Solis? 420 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,380 Well, she is going to get a big surprise, 421 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,420 Because your daddy 422 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:32,090 Is about to turn you into a killing machine. 423 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,510 Uh, m.J., can I talk to your mom for a second? 424 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,690 What? 425 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,780 I can't teach him to hit a girl. 426 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,820 That's not just any girl. You saw her. 427 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,740 She could take down a small deer. 428 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,160 It doesn't Matter. 429 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:52,080 If it wears a skirt, it's off-limits. 430 00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:53,400 That is sexi. 431 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,230 If feminism means anything, it's that it's okay 432 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,530 For a big, mean girl to get her butt kicked. 433 00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,580 You, teach him 434 00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,810 One of those brazilian kung fu cha-cha things. 435 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,870 I'm with Mike. 436 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,390 You can't hit girls. 437 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:09,440 Ah! Couple of wusses. 438 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:10,860 I'll handle it myself. 439 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,330 Oops! Didn't see that coming. 440 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,350 Just for that, I'm breaking my rule about not hitting girls. 441 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,710 Ga, we have a problem. 442 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,320 I just saw Juanita push m.J. Down. 443 00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:26,360 Really? 444 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,290 Really. 445 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,590 It's not the first Time. Juanita's been bullying him. 446 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,100 Wow. I'm sorry. I'll talk to her. 447 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:35,240 Thank you. 448 00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,890 And don't worry. No one will hear about this from me. 449 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,380 Hear what? 450 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,410 That m.J.'s getting beat up by a little girl. 451 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,990 Well... 452 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:45,980 A girl. 453 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,470 Are you suggesting 454 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,540 That Juanita is fat for her age? 455 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,160 Gaby, Juanita's fat for your age. 456 00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:55,450 Yeah? Well, let's face it. 457 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,270 M.J. Could get beaten up by a kitten. 458 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,710 You know what? 459 00:21:59,190 --> 00:22:01,590 Maybe you could teach your daughter 460 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,830 How to use her words and not her fists. 461 00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:09,150 Yeah? Or Maybe you could teach your son to grow a pair! 462 00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:20,130 What you looking at? 463 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,540 Oh, just some old pictures. 464 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,310 Can you guess who that little girl is? 465 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:31,910 That's your mom way back when she was your age. 466 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,370 What's she eating? 467 00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,030 Oh! Uh, a hot dog. 468 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,560 No way. 469 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,230 Oh, yes. Your mother loved hot dogs. 470 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,060 Every day at lunchtime, she'd say to me, 471 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,560 "mommy, I want hot dog." 472 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,590 How come she doesn't eat them now? 473 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,070 Well, because she's All grown-up. 474 00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:51,150 You see, hot dogs and hamburgers 475 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,740 Are what make little boys and girls 476 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,950 Grow up to be big and strong. 477 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,430 And now that she's grown-up, she doesn't need them anymore. 478 00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:59,960 Doesn't mommy want me to be big and strong? 479 00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,620 I've been asking myself that All day. 480 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,370 Maybe she's afraid if you get big, 481 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:09,350 You'll leave home and go play for the red sox. 482 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,930 But I want to get big. I want to play baseball. 483 00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:15,280 Oh. Well... 484 00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,530 In that case... 485 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,090 Can i? 486 00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:26,590 You have to promise not to tell your mommy. 487 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,220 Okay. 488 00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:34,870 Well, what do you think? 489 00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,990 It's like tofu, only better. 490 00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:40,070 Yes. 491 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,920 Yes, it is. 492 00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:47,330 Two three four 493 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,070 When Tom Scavo through himself 494 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,950 Into his new hobby. 495 00:23:56,590 --> 00:23:57,940 His wife told herself 496 00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:01,230 It was a phase, and it would pass quickly. 497 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,850 But three hours later, she realized 498 00:24:07,890 --> 00:24:10,810 It could not pass quickly enough. 499 00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:15,550 So Lynette began to plot 500 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,160 Against her husband's instrument of torture. 501 00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:22,580 Ooh! Careful, honey. 502 00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:23,390 Sorry. 503 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,700 You could break your dad's guitar and... 504 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:29,900 It was at that moment her daughter 505 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:34,320 Provided her an idea for a... Simple accident... 506 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:40,010 And... A clean Alibi. 507 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:49,110 Damn it! 508 00:24:52,150 --> 00:24:53,940 Hey, is everything All right? Oh, my! 509 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,000 It was lying in the middle of the floor! 510 00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:59,390 How in the world did that happen? Has Penny been playing in here again? 511 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,000 I've told her a million Times! 512 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:03,960 Now I'm sure it was an accident, Tom. Please don't yell at her. 513 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:06,250 This was a $1,600 bass. 514 00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:08,140 I can't afford to replace it. 515 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,290 Penny Lynn Scavo! 516 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,370 Where is she? 517 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,730 Oh, Tom! 518 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,830 She's up in her room. 519 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:26,220 I'm gonna go play outside. 520 00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:28,460 Oh! Wait. Your forgot your whistle. 521 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,710 Okay, sweetie. 522 00:25:30,970 --> 00:25:33,040 This is just to be on the safe side. 523 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,200 If Juanita comes around, you just blow it. 524 00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:37,480 I'll be right there. Okay. 525 00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:38,600 Good boy. 526 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,950 Hey, give me back my whistle! 527 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,960 Juanita Solis, don't you move! You are in big trouble! 528 00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:02,180 What's on your head? 529 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,010 Never mind. 530 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,550 What did you do to m.J.? 531 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:08,290 He wouldn't let me blow his whistle. 532 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,730 So your solution was to push him down? 533 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,250 Do you think that's nice? 534 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:16,090 How would you feel if someone did that to you? I wouldn't care. 535 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,590 Oh, really? You don't think it would hurt? 536 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,830 Even if it did... 537 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,300 I'm not a crybaby like m.J. 538 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,690 I'm sorry. 539 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,610 Juanita, I just wanted you to see how it felt. 540 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,340 Are you okay? 541 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:38,250 Susan, I saw that! 542 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,570 Kids, get inside! 543 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,960 Okay, first off, it wasn't as bad as it looked. 544 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:45,540 Really? 'cause it looked like you body-slammed my daughter. 545 00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:48,120 I barely tapped her. She was milking it. 546 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:51,000 That's your defense? You were only assaulting her "a little"? 547 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,800 I was trying to teach her not to be a bully-- 548 00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:56,060 Something she should have learned from her mother. 549 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:58,760 Well, I'm sorry. I was too busy trying to explain to her 550 00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:01,440 Why m.J. Doesn't wear a dress like All the other little girls. 551 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,860 This conversation is over. 552 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,420 Tell BoB and Lee that I'll pay for the dent in their lawn. 553 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,620 You did not! 554 00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:13,040 I did. 555 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,290 You know what? 556 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,600 We've both been incredibly childish here, 557 00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:21,550 And it is Time one of us took the high road, 558 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,640 So I am now going to walk away. 559 00:27:23,650 --> 00:27:26,640 Please take note of this conflict resolution 560 00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:29,350 And try to pass the lesson on to your daughter. 561 00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:31,520 You can dye that hair All you want, 562 00:27:31,530 --> 00:27:33,470 But the gray's just gonna keep coming. 563 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:46,830 And they call me white trash. 564 00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:56,770 You got a minute? Yeah. Sure. Come on in. 565 00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:01,680 I, uh, I heard there was a little accident. 566 00:28:02,690 --> 00:28:03,980 So... 567 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,480 I got this for Tom. 568 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,850 You bought Tom a new bass? 569 00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:11,470 It's not as smooth as his old one, but it's good. 570 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,370 We can't accept this. 571 00:28:13,670 --> 00:28:16,640 It's mostly selfish on my part. I was having too much fun. 572 00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:17,880 Well, sorry. 573 00:28:17,890 --> 00:28:20,640 But Maybe you could go skateboarding with Orson. 574 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:22,980 All right. 575 00:28:22,990 --> 00:28:24,150 Forget about me. 576 00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:26,940 Tom was having fun. 577 00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:29,900 And from what I've seen, he needs it. 578 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,220 And what makes you think you know what my husband needs? 579 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,060 Just something that I saw the other day, 580 00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:40,510 When you were making him get rid of All his things. 581 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:42,670 You mean his junk? 582 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:44,020 It May be junk to you, 583 00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:45,180 But to Tom... 584 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:48,270 Well, that was stuff he was gonna get around to. 585 00:28:52,410 --> 00:28:54,100 You know what a midlife crisis is? 586 00:28:54,350 --> 00:28:57,520 I'm married to a 45-year-old man who has a red convertible. 587 00:28:57,530 --> 00:28:58,980 Yeah, I think I know. 588 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:03,020 But you know how it happens? A man gets to a certain age, 589 00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:07,060 And he realizes... He's gonna die someday. 590 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,530 Really die. 591 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,850 And what's worse is that he's everything he's ever gonna be. 592 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,370 He's never gonna be rich. 593 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,740 He's never gonna climb a mountain. 594 00:29:23,070 --> 00:29:25,950 Now some guys do bad things 595 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,930 When they get those thoughts in their heads. 596 00:29:29,050 --> 00:29:30,300 By comparison, 597 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,530 Playing in a garage band-- well... 598 00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:34,590 It seems pretty harmless. 599 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:43,180 So... Now my marriage is in trouble, 600 00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:45,210 And you're gonna save it by giving Tom a bass? 601 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:48,270 No. No. I'm not. 602 00:29:51,610 --> 00:29:52,770 You are. 603 00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:11,420 Most of the guys in my class went into corporate law, 604 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:12,890 But I wanted to do something 605 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,960 That would influence environmental policy. 606 00:30:15,010 --> 00:30:17,040 That's how he ended up at the e.P.A. 607 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:26,790 So, Leo, where did you study law? 608 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,860 Cornell. 609 00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:28,990 Now I'm jealous. 610 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,030 I Always wished that I'd gone to a school like cornell. 611 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,290 But... It just wasn't in the cards for me. 612 00:30:34,730 --> 00:30:35,970 How about you, Dave? 613 00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:38,940 Me? No. Wasn't in my cards, either. 614 00:30:38,950 --> 00:30:40,320 So where did you go? 615 00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:43,570 After listening to Leo, I'd be embarrassed to tell you. 616 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,020 So... E.P.A. 617 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,160 What's your opinion on global warming-- 618 00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:48,470 Fact or fiction? 619 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,190 Hold on, Darling. 620 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,300 Mrs. Mccluskey asked you a question. 621 00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:54,590 Tell her where you went to school. 622 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,410 Oh, Edie, I think she was just making conversation. So-- 623 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:03,370 Okay, then why don't you tell me where you went? 624 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,480 After All, I am your wife. Shouldn't I know? 625 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,260 Actually, I didn't go to college. 626 00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:23,230 I took a job out of high school 627 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,380 Because my family was having a hard Time. 628 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,650 Not having a degree is something that has Always 629 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,040 Been embarrassing to me, 630 00:31:32,050 --> 00:31:35,300 Especially when I'm with people who do. 631 00:31:40,470 --> 00:31:42,190 So, my darling, is there anything else 632 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,980 You'd like to quiz me about in public? 633 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:46,270 My... Childhood stuttering? 634 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,980 My dad's drinking problems? 635 00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:54,990 No. I'm... Good. 636 00:32:01,590 --> 00:32:03,040 I came to say I'm sorry. 637 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,470 You attacked my child and then me. 638 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,210 Why should I even listen to you? 639 00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:09,910 I brought booze. 640 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,470 Come on in. 641 00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:16,800 Like, I have this rule-- 642 00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:18,610 No toy guns. 643 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,540 Except everything that m.J. Picks up-- 644 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:24,820 Whether it's a hairbrush, a hanger, everything-- 645 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,570 He pretends it's a gun. Well, what do you expect? He's a boy. 646 00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:30,080 That's my point! 647 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:32,620 I know nothing about raising boys. 648 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:34,580 And I think m.J. Has figured this out, 649 00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:38,020 So he goes straight to Mike whenever there's a problem. 650 00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:40,200 But that's okay. Mike's a great dad. 651 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:43,230 Yeah, sure, on Alternate weekends. 652 00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:44,700 That's fine... 653 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,630 Until... M.J. Needs his daddy, 654 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,150 And his daddy's not there. 655 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:52,300 San, it's not your fault. 656 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,900 Well, we split up, 657 00:32:55,910 --> 00:32:59,290 So it's at least half my fault any way you slice it. 658 00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:01,610 Well, if it's any consolation, 659 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:04,710 Carlos is a hands-on, full-time dad, 660 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:08,000 And I still feel like I'm not getting the job done, 661 00:33:08,010 --> 00:33:10,900 Like... I'm not preparing them enough. 662 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,660 Preparing them for what? 663 00:33:13,670 --> 00:33:15,320 For how hard life is. 664 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,700 I mean, I have to admit, 665 00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:19,110 When you told me Juanita was bullying m.J., 666 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,080 My first thought was, thank god! 667 00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:23,030 Let her do the pushing, 668 00:33:23,030 --> 00:33:24,950 Just as long as she's not a victim. 669 00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:29,670 Well, I don't see any kid of yours being a victim. 670 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,980 You're the strongest person I know. 671 00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:35,840 I used to be. 672 00:33:38,990 --> 00:33:40,230 Look at my life, Susan. 673 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,460 I... 674 00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:44,510 I've been beaten down. 675 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:49,810 Well, I thought I had you beaten today, 676 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,860 And next think i knew, I was eathing grass. 677 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,020 Today doesn't count. Today I was mad. 678 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,480 Maybe you need to get mad more often. 679 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:07,960 Maybe you're right. 680 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:10,800 This is nice. 681 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,690 We should rumble All the Time. 682 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,710 To Susan Mayer-- 683 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,130 Good mom. 684 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,740 To Gabrielle Solis-- 685 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,380 Another good mom. 686 00:34:24,210 --> 00:34:26,710 Mommy, we're hungry! 687 00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:29,670 So?! There's waffles in the freezer! 688 00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:32,820 And get mommy some ice! 689 00:34:36,270 --> 00:34:37,700 Isn't this nice? 690 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,030 For the first Time in years, 691 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,890 My family is All here under the same roof. 692 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:44,890 Here's to many more meals together. 693 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,270 Yes. Aw. Welcome home. Cheers. 694 00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:50,700 I don't feel good, Danielle. 695 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:51,870 "danielle"? 696 00:34:52,850 --> 00:34:56,710 I think I'm gonna be sick. Let's get you to the powder room. 697 00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:04,860 Here we are-- 698 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,830 Mushroom risotto. 699 00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:09,350 There's an unfortunate coincidence. 700 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:11,610 I'm so sorry, mom. I'll clean it up. 701 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,690 No, um, you take Benjy upstairs. I'll get it. 702 00:35:14,930 --> 00:35:17,460 Orson, could you get the mop, please? 703 00:35:19,970 --> 00:35:22,060 Oh, my god. Is that meat? 704 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:23,980 No! 705 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,180 Of course not. 706 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:26,760 Does this look like meat to you? 707 00:35:27,370 --> 00:35:29,420 It's... Hard to tell. 708 00:35:29,730 --> 00:35:30,690 Just so we're clear, 709 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:33,290 What I'm about to throw up is a western omelet. 710 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,890 That is not meat. 711 00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:37,860 That piece right there-- that's definitely meat! 712 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,850 Still waiting on that mop. 713 00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:42,390 What did grandma give you to eat? 714 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,950 She said not to tell. 715 00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:51,440 You gave him meat and then told him to lie?! 716 00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:55,800 I gave him a hot dog, All right? 717 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:58,040 He liked it so much, he asked for another. 718 00:35:58,230 --> 00:35:59,810 Two hot dogs? 719 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:00,740 All right, 720 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:02,840 I'll concede the second one was clearly a mistake. 721 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,170 Come on, Leo. We're leaving. 722 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:09,870 No! Danielle, please. I'm sorry, Orson. 723 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,120 She's made it impossible for us to stay in this house. 724 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:14,060 Danielle, wait, wait. 725 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:21,660 Well, we can still drink, right? 726 00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:22,760 Oh, yeah. 727 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,930 Well, I've apologized till I'm blue in the face, 728 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:30,840 But they're still leaving in the morning. 729 00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:37,450 Now you're not speaking to me, either? 730 00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:41,670 They're just mad. 731 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,430 Things will be better next Time. 732 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,760 You honestly think there'll be a next Time? 733 00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:49,710 It took us three years to talk them into this visit. 734 00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:51,140 It took you one day... 735 00:36:51,150 --> 00:36:52,630 To ruin it. 736 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,980 Orson, I'm truly sorry. 737 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:58,040 It's just, seeing... 738 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,600 All these mistakes that she's making with Benjamin, 739 00:37:00,610 --> 00:37:02,190 It's just so hard for me. 740 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,880 You know what hard for me? 741 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,950 When I left for prison, 742 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:11,350 Benjamin was in my house, he was in my life. 743 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,400 He called me "daddy." 744 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:17,870 And when I came home, he was gone. 745 00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:22,930 And you think that's my fault? 746 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:25,010 Yes, I do. 747 00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:27,520 Orson, you weren't here. 748 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,140 She came back. She was married to a lawyer. 749 00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:33,500 And don't forget, she is his mother! 750 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:36,420 I tried to fight, but-- 751 00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:38,090 You should've fought harder. 752 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:41,620 I was on my knees. I was sobbing. 753 00:37:41,630 --> 00:37:44,310 She said "no" and then ripped him out of my arms. 754 00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:46,820 You have no right to say that to me. 755 00:37:58,470 --> 00:38:00,310 You kind of blindsided me tonight. 756 00:38:01,590 --> 00:38:04,080 I know. I am so sorry. 757 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,940 I was clearly uncomfortable. 758 00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:12,020 I don't understand why you kept pressing me. 759 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,600 Honestly, it was All Karen Mccluskey's fault. 760 00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:20,830 Really? How so? 761 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,160 Well, she kept asking me All this stuff about yr background 762 00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,310 And why I don't know more about you, and... 763 00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:30,140 I should've just never let her get to me. 764 00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:35,130 It's okay, sweetie. 765 00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:37,350 Now I understand. 766 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,530 Kind of sad when you think about it. 767 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:48,390 What do you mean? Oh... Maybe you guys don't notice 768 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,910 Because you're so used to her. 769 00:38:52,190 --> 00:38:54,260 But her behavior reminds me of my grandmother, 770 00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:55,890 When we first started to notice... 771 00:38:56,850 --> 00:38:58,360 The dementia, that is. 772 00:38:59,090 --> 00:39:01,040 You think Karen's going senile? 773 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,820 I remember my poor grandmother... 774 00:39:05,890 --> 00:39:07,510 Started getting so paranoid. 775 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,330 She thought people were breaking into her house and... 776 00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:13,710 Stealing her things. 777 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,390 We finally had to put her in a home. 778 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,710 I just hope that doesn't happen to Karen. 779 00:39:38,390 --> 00:39:40,250 I want my 300 bucks. 780 00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:43,720 I told you. It's your car. You deal with it. 781 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,720 That's it? No compassion? 782 00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:48,350 No, "hey, let's split the bill and call it even"? 783 00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:52,150 Look at it this way. You're not losing 300 bucks. 784 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,420 You're gaining a valuable lesson--buyer beware. 785 00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:59,340 True. Now here's a valuable lesson for you. 786 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:09,180 What t hell is wrong with you?! Give me my money, 787 00:40:09,190 --> 00:40:12,780 Or next Time we're trading paint. You're bluffing. 788 00:40:12,790 --> 00:40:14,420 I am tired of being a victim, Andrew. 789 00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:16,640 And trust me, that is no bluff. 790 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:21,760 Hey! You--you touch my car, and you're paying for it. 791 00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:25,460 Luckily, I'm insured. Oh, wait. Our policy lapsed. 792 00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:27,280 Hope you've got good coverage. 793 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:32,740 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait, wait. 794 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,840 I'll get my checkbook. 795 00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:36,660 I prefer cash. 796 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:43,430 Bullies... 797 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,300 Any adult will tell you 798 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:49,780 The playground is not the only place to find them. 799 00:40:50,870 --> 00:40:54,970 Everywhere you look, you can find people unconcerned 800 00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:58,080 Or unaware of the pain they inflict. 801 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:01,390 It might be a neighbor 802 00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:04,300 Preying on the suspicions of her friend... 803 00:41:06,250 --> 00:41:07,470 Or a daughter 804 00:41:07,510 --> 00:41:10,460 Punishing the choices of her mother. 805 00:41:15,310 --> 00:41:16,710 Or a housewife 806 00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:20,760 Seeking justice from the man who sold her a car. 807 00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:23,860 Yes... 808 00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:26,330 There are bullies everywhere. 809 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,850 And the worst are the ones who take advantage of you 810 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:33,440 Without you ever knowing 811 00:41:34,710 --> 00:41:36,080 What they've done. 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