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But I guess we're sort of connected now.
You would've liked her.

2
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And fear set in. Whoever attacked
Julie is still out there.

3
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There is obviously a
madman on the loose. Hey!

4
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The stage was set...

5
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I'm a little out of your league,
don't you think?

6
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For the killer...

7
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What are you doing?

8
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To strike again.

9
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There is a house in
the town of Fairview.

10
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Inside this house
lives a monster--

11
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The kind who kills young women.

12
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You may ask how such
a monster came to be,

13
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And that's a very
good question, indeed.

14
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I'm out of scotch.

15
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I'll buy you some
more while I'm out.

16
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You got any in your room?

17
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No. And stay out of there.

18
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I know you've been
stealing my booze.

19
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Mom, stop being so paranoid.
I don't even drink.

20
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Sure you don't.

21
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I gotta help Mrs.
Scavo fix her car.

22
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You can wait a
little while, right?

23
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His name was Eddie.

24
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Everyone thought
he was harmless...

25
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Until the day his mother
went into his room.

26
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She was just looking for
a bottle of scotch...

27
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But found the truth instead.

28
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Soon everyone in
town would be asking,

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"How could such a
monster come to be?"

30
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Sadly, the answer...

31
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Would satisfy no one.

32
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I met Eddie on a Monday.

33
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He had just turned 4.

34
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If you're smart,
you'll take up jogging now.

35
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Don't wait till you're my age.
It's too late.

36
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I can't do anything! At this point,
I'd settle for anything.

37
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Do the dishes. Wipe down the counter.
You've given up!

38
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I'm doing the best I can.
So what's going on in there?

39
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You know what? I don't
need this crap. I am done!

40
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Baby, I said I was sorry!

41
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It's too late, Barbara.
I can't take it anymore.

42
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But you can't just walk out.
We have a kid!

43
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No, you have a kid.
I never wanted him.

44
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I never wanted any of this!

45
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Excuse me! Is this your child?

46
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What's it to you?

47
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Well, I'm sure you don't want To be
talking like this in front of him.

48
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I was just leaving.

49
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Hank, don't do this!

50
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Don't leave me here.

51
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I don't want to be alone.

52
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Eddie, come here.

53
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Come here. I have to
get ready for work.

54
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Oh, it's you.

55
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I just wanted to check in,

56
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See how you guys are doing.

57
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Also, I-I made you
a little something.

58
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You're kidding.

59
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Well, it's nothing special,
just macaroni and cheese.

60
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Come on. Let me heat
this up for you.

61
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I don't know.

62
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And then we can talk.

63
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And if you want to complain
about your husband,

64
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I promise, I won't defend him.

65
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Don't just stand there, then.

66
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Come on in.

67
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He's a handsome little boy.

68
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Looks just like his father... Mm.

69
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Which is a shame.

70
00:05:00,642 --> 00:05:02,509
Maybe Hank will reconsider.

71
00:05:02,544 --> 00:05:05,846
No. He's serious this time.

72
00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,549
I'm all alone with a
4-year-old to raise.

73
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Isn't there anybody
who can help you?

74
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Family, your mother?

75
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Oh, my mother.

76
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God forbid.

77
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What about friends?

78
00:05:17,292 --> 00:05:20,652
You know, I have a great group
of friends Over on Wisteria lane.

79
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We've helped each other get
through all sorts of problems.

80
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Yeah, I've never really been the
type of woman to have girlfriends.

81
00:05:28,098 --> 00:05:32,363
And now I'm 35 years
old with a kid.

82
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I'm guessing I'm not really going
to be having any boyfriends either.

83
00:05:35,613 --> 00:05:37,114
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

84
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Women in your situation find love.

85
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You just have to look for it.

86
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I guess. Well, I've gotta go.

87
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Um, if you like,
I can stop by next week.

88
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Uh, no, you don't have to do that.
We'll be fine.

89
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Uh, Eddie, say
good-bye to Mary Alice.

90
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Good-bye.

91
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You take care, Eddie.

92
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Oh, so cute.

93
00:06:01,272 --> 00:06:04,775
He's gonna be a
heartbreaker one day.

94
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Just like his father.

95
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Oh, hi, Eddie.

96
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Remember me? I-I brought
you a little something.

97
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I'm not supposed to open the door.

98
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Well, tell your mom I'm here,
and she can open it.

99
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She's not here.

100
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Oh, well, tell your
babysitter then.

101
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Y-you do have a sitter, don't you?

102
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Eddie, where exactly
is your mother?

103
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All I wanna do

104
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I got a feeling

105
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Oh, my gosh!
What are you doing here?

106
00:07:02,024 --> 00:07:06,327
Look, it's my friend, Mary Alice.

107
00:07:06,361 --> 00:07:07,927
Well, nice to meet you, Mary.

108
00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,510
The name's Ron.
Can I buy you a drink?

109
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Thanks, but I'm not
gonna be here that long.

110
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Get up. You're leaving. Whoa!

111
00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:18,116
She can't leave yet. No,
this party's just getting started.

112
00:07:18,117 --> 00:07:19,894
Did you say your name was Ron?

113
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Yeah. Shut up, Ron.
I have Eddie in my car.

114
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Eddie? Has something happened?
He's not hurt, is he?

115
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No, he's fine, no thanks to you.
Who's Eddie?

116
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Her 4-year-old child who
she left at her home,

117
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unattended. You got a kid?

118
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You know, you might want to
lead with that next time,

119
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Before I spring for
the screwdrivers.

120
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Oh, baby.

121
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Don't, uh, don't you want
to get my phone number?

122
00:07:43,727 --> 00:07:46,529
Now look at what you've done.

123
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I am this close to
calling social services.

124
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You might wanna change
your tone. Let's go.

125
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You've got a little
boy to look after.

126
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I know I should have stayed home.

127
00:07:59,406 --> 00:08:02,059
But I was already dressed
when the sitter canceled,

128
00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:04,913
And I really just needed a
couple of hours to myself.

129
00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:08,480
He's 4 years old, Barbara.
What if he had gotten sick?

130
00:08:08,515 --> 00:08:09,951
What if he had hurt himself?

131
00:08:09,952 --> 00:08:11,850
I know. I know.
It was really stupid.

132
00:08:11,885 --> 00:08:15,054
You've got to promise me you will
never do something like this again.

133
00:08:15,055 --> 00:08:17,223
Never again. I swear.

134
00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,267
It's just...

135
00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,770
What?

136
00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:29,811
I really need a man.

137
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Oh, my heavens. I should
have been home hours ago.

138
00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:38,386
Don't worry about us.
We are good now.

139
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I want you to be happy,
Barbara. I do.

140
00:08:46,862 --> 00:08:49,030
It's just...

141
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Being a mother means

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Always putting his
needs ahead of yours.

143
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You're right.

144
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That's exactly what it means.

145
00:09:04,013 --> 00:09:05,713
Baby...

146
00:09:05,748 --> 00:09:07,949
Come here.

147
00:09:09,585 --> 00:09:11,853
Oh, Eddie.

148
00:09:13,722 --> 00:09:16,852
It's not your fault
you ruined my life.

149
00:09:22,535 --> 00:09:25,203
Gabrielle met Eddie on a Tuesday,

150
00:09:25,238 --> 00:09:27,873
The day she moved
into the neighborhood.

151
00:09:27,907 --> 00:09:30,308
Carlos, I'm bored.

152
00:09:30,343 --> 00:09:32,244
No, I can't go get my nails done,

153
00:09:32,278 --> 00:09:34,145
Because I'm waiting for
the freaking movers!

154
00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:36,648
Besides, I doubt this
town even has a spa.

155
00:09:36,682 --> 00:09:38,583
It does, however,
have annoying people

156
00:09:38,618 --> 00:09:40,720
Who come to your house
with welcome baskets

157
00:09:40,721 --> 00:09:43,023
And say things like,
"Hot enough for you?"

158
00:09:43,024 --> 00:09:46,716
No, no, no, no! You are not
going into another meeting!

159
00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:49,096
You know, just because I moved here
for your job, doesn't mean you...

160
00:09:49,097 --> 00:09:53,121
Oh, yeah. Damn right we're
gonna talk about this tonight,

161
00:09:53,122 --> 00:09:55,457
And it will be hot enough for you.

162
00:10:01,315 --> 00:10:03,480
Looks like it's just
you and me, Chanel.

163
00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,215
Oh! God. Who the hell are you?

164
00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:26,018
Eddie. How did you get in here?

165
00:10:26,053 --> 00:10:28,354
Through the window.
How did you get in?

166
00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:30,389
With my key. I own this place.

167
00:10:30,424 --> 00:10:33,225
Well, I've been playing here
since the other people moved.

168
00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,161
Can I still do that?

169
00:10:35,195 --> 00:10:38,965
No! Get out. Go. Go home.
Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo!

170
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,469
Did you know you're
really beautiful?

171
00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:53,412
Okay, maybe I was a
little rude earlier.

172
00:10:53,447 --> 00:10:56,315
What's your story?
What do you do? I'm a kid.

173
00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:59,986
Oh. Right. So why aren't
you in school? It's summer.

174
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:03,356
Oh. Right. Well,
I don't really do the kid thing.

175
00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,358
So where do you live?

176
00:11:05,392 --> 00:11:07,426
A couple of streets over.

177
00:11:07,461 --> 00:11:09,287
The house with the weeds.

178
00:11:11,288 --> 00:11:15,876
Well, that's the moving van that has
a lot of boxes I have to unpack.

179
00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:18,479
You better hit the road.

180
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,616
Or I could stay here
and help you unpack.

181
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,455
Follow me.

182
00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:33,712
Mm! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You missed a spot.

183
00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:35,168
Oh, sorry.

184
00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:37,698
Don't apologize. You do good work.

185
00:11:37,732 --> 00:11:40,400
Maybe next time you'll be
ready to do a French tip.

186
00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:43,270
Should I get that?

187
00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,239
No. Shh. Keep your voice down.

188
00:11:45,273 --> 00:11:47,174
It might be one of
those Stepford wives

189
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,584
With another "Welcome to
the neighborhood" Cake.

190
00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:50,382
I mean, really,
does it look like I eat cake?

191
00:11:50,383 --> 00:11:52,516
Some of the neighbors are nice.

192
00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:55,949
That lady with the red hair
makes her own Halloween candy.

193
00:11:55,984 --> 00:11:58,003
You mean the one whose parents
named her after cheese?

194
00:11:58,004 --> 00:12:00,855
No, thank you. I like my
robots a little more lifelike.

195
00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:03,421
Though she's not as bad As

196
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,592
that blonde chick who's
always yelling at her kids.

197
00:12:05,593 --> 00:12:08,691
There are people on fire who
are not as loud as she is.

198
00:12:08,692 --> 00:12:11,994
And then I thought,
maybe for a second,

199
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,568
That Susan Mayer lady
and I could friends.

200
00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:17,905
And then she started talking.

201
00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:20,641
Okay, good. I think they're gone.

202
00:12:20,675 --> 00:12:23,343
Can we watch our shows now?

203
00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:26,539
Just as soon as you finish Unpacking
those boxes in the kitchen.

204
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,691
I did it this morning.

205
00:12:28,691 --> 00:12:32,264
Oh, my God. If you can sew,
I am locking you in my basement,

206
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,897
And you are staying here forever.

207
00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:35,193
Cool!

208
00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:36,631
Eddie, I was kidding.

209
00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:39,067
You've been coming here
every day for a week.

210
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:41,410
Doesn't your mother mind? No.

211
00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,613
Are you sure?
Maybe I should call her.

212
00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:46,370
No. Uh, she has
this new boyfriend,

213
00:12:46,371 --> 00:12:48,149
And they like their alone time.

214
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,779
Okay. Well, then why don't you
stay for dinner? I'll cook.

215
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:57,535
Great! Although, you are the one
who unpacked the pots and pans,

216
00:12:57,536 --> 00:12:59,031
So I'd hate to mess
up your system.

217
00:12:59,032 --> 00:13:01,633
I'll cook. I can heat up soup.

218
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:04,035
More than I can do.

219
00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:09,783
Okay, Yao Lin,
how sick are you, really?

220
00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:11,999
If you can dial a phone,
you can come in

221
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,968
And do three loads of laundry
and wash some dishes.

222
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:20,068
W--Yao Lin, you know I can't understand
when you speak in your native gibberish!

223
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,648
Hello?

224
00:13:22,741 --> 00:13:23,841
Hello?

225
00:13:25,377 --> 00:13:27,459
Surprise, babe.

226
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,747
Honey! What are you doing home?

227
00:13:29,782 --> 00:13:32,183
Well, I was at work and
I started thinking about

228
00:13:32,217 --> 00:13:33,785
My lonely...

229
00:13:33,819 --> 00:13:35,053
Beautiful wife.

230
00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:38,690
And that big beautiful
bathtub upstairs

231
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:41,626
We haven't christened yet.
You pig.

232
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:45,196
So you're saying you don't
want to take a bath with me?

233
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:48,608
Well, I guess the pans can wait

234
00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:51,205
Until Yao Lin recovers
from her double pneumonia.

235
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:56,506
All right.

236
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,175
We've done the tub.

237
00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:01,678
Maybe we should christen
the guest room next.

238
00:14:01,713 --> 00:14:03,384
Mm, that sounds great,
but I need to get going.

239
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,482
Wait a minute. You're going
back to work? This is a nooner?

240
00:14:06,483 --> 00:14:07,806
I can't take the whole day off.

241
00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:09,945
I already canceled two
meetings and a lunch for this.

242
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:12,522
So how long do we have?

243
00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:13,991
Five more minutes.

244
00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:16,360
Well, don't just sit there.
Fondle something.

245
00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:21,298
What the hell? Who are you? Aah!

246
00:14:21,332 --> 00:14:22,499
Eddie!

247
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:24,001
You know this kid?

248
00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:26,303
He lives in the neighborhood.

249
00:14:26,337 --> 00:14:29,506
I knocked. No one answered.
So I came through the window.

250
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,440
We're naked. Get out!

251
00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:33,776
She told me I could come over.
Who's this guy?

252
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:36,779
He's my husband, Eddie! Get out!

253
00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:42,918
This is how you've been
spending your days?

254
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:45,189
He's lonely. I'm lonely.

255
00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:48,262
There are plenty of women on this
street That you can be friends with.

256
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,381
Well, they're all so weird.

257
00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:52,547
Gaby, your best friend is a
9-year-old boy. That's weird.

258
00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:56,555
He has no one in his life.
His mother totally ignores him.

259
00:14:56,556 --> 00:14:58,885
I'm thinking of going over
there and saying something.

260
00:14:58,886 --> 00:15:02,060
No. Stay out of it.
This is where we live now,

261
00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:04,377
And I don't want us to be
known as the nosy neighbors.

262
00:15:08,457 --> 00:15:10,878
But he's so sad.

263
00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:13,832
I don't care.

264
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:17,073
Cut him loose and get out there And
start making a life for yourself.

265
00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:27,112
Eddie!

266
00:15:27,113 --> 00:15:27,885
Buddy?

267
00:15:32,051 --> 00:15:36,855
Look, Eddie, I'm sorry
Carlos yelled at you.

268
00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,458
It's just--
we were cleaning the tub.

269
00:15:39,492 --> 00:15:43,361
I know what sex is.
I'm not stupid.

270
00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:46,465
No, you're not,
which is why you should know

271
00:15:46,499 --> 00:15:49,100
You can't just break
into people's houses.

272
00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:52,571
It was okay when I was
unpacking your boxes.

273
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:55,373
Look, Eddie, I really like you.

274
00:15:55,408 --> 00:15:57,776
But the thing is,

275
00:15:57,810 --> 00:16:00,245
We can't hang out so much anymore.

276
00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:02,351
I need to make friends my age,

277
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,014
And you need to make
friends your age.

278
00:16:05,718 --> 00:16:08,520
You know what?
You're not so pretty.

279
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:59,938
Bree hired Eddie to
help out on a Wednesday,

280
00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:03,547
And she helped him in return.

281
00:17:03,581 --> 00:17:06,483
It's looking wonderful, Eddie.

282
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,518
Same time tomorrow?

283
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:12,622
Sure, Mrs. Hodge.

284
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:16,593
I think you gave me too much.

285
00:17:16,627 --> 00:17:18,995
Call it a bonus for
a job well done.

286
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,652
You don't need to do this.

287
00:17:20,653 --> 00:17:23,190
Well, I'm sure you could
use a little extra cash.

288
00:17:23,191 --> 00:17:24,525
Do you have a girlfriend?

289
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,675
Maybe you could, uh,
buy her something nice.

290
00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:28,888
Uh, I don't have a girlfriend.

291
00:17:31,142 --> 00:17:32,642
Well...

292
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,444
You're still young.

293
00:17:34,479 --> 00:17:36,913
Well, it wouldn't
matter how old I am.

294
00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:39,449
Girls never notice me.

295
00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,418
Well, did it ever occur to you

296
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:44,955
That they might be waiting
for you to notice them?

297
00:17:44,989 --> 00:17:46,690
Um... No.

298
00:17:49,727 --> 00:17:52,162
Are there any girls that you like?

299
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,665
There is this one girl at school.

300
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,368
Do you ever talk to her?

301
00:17:58,402 --> 00:18:01,921
See? She has probably
noticed you lots of times

302
00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:04,299
And wonders why you don't
walk up to introduce yourself.

303
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,168
I wouldn't even know what to say.

304
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:08,971
Does she have nice eyes?

305
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,039
She has nice everything.

306
00:18:11,074 --> 00:18:14,243
Well, you can start by
mentioning her eyes.

307
00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:17,579
Trust me. You can never go wrong
with a genuine compliment.

308
00:18:17,614 --> 00:18:19,514
This is good stuff.

309
00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:21,483
Anything else?

310
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,152
Well, once you have her attention,
you've gotta woo her.

311
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,222
Woo?

312
00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:27,322
Yes. Give her a little gift

313
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,725
So she knows that you're
thinking about her.

314
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,159
Flowers are nice.

315
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,095
Roses are even better.

316
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,997
And then eventually,

317
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,499
You can work your
way up to jewelry.

318
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,068
I can't afford all that.

319
00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:44,139
Now you can.

320
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,651
Excuse me.

321
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:57,986
Um, are you Eddie
Orlofsky's mother?

322
00:18:58,021 --> 00:19:00,522
Who's asking? Bree hodge.

323
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,280
Your son has been doing some painting
for me over on Wisteria lane.

324
00:19:04,281 --> 00:19:07,829
You're not the woman who has sex
with her gardeners, are you?

325
00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:10,499
Oh, good heavens, no. That's...

326
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,967
Somebody else.

327
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:16,137
Um, may I please speak to Eddie?

328
00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:18,272
Uh, he's not here.

329
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:21,536
Oh. Uh, well, then, um,
maybe you can help me.

330
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,023
A few weeks ago,

331
00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:28,198
I gave Eddie some advice
on how to talk to girls.

332
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:30,959
Oh, I'm glad someone did.
The kid is a lummox.

333
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,776
Uh, yes. Uh, well...

334
00:19:32,777 --> 00:19:38,292
What I didn't realize is that
the object of his affection

335
00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:39,868
Is my daughter Danielle.

336
00:19:39,948 --> 00:19:42,570
He gave her roses
and then more roses,

337
00:19:42,571 --> 00:19:46,518
And then I found
this in my mailbox.

338
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:53,480
Oh, big spender.
Just like his dad.

339
00:19:53,481 --> 00:19:55,797
It was a lovely gesture.

340
00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,402
Sadly, Danielle doesn't
return his feelings.

341
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,190
She spends most of her time
with the other cheerleaders--

342
00:20:04,191 --> 00:20:06,210
Say no more.
She's out of his league.

343
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,209
No. That's not what I mean.

344
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,280
So what, you want
me to talk to him?

345
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,949
Uh, yes.

346
00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:17,499
Uh, if you could just say
something to let him down easy.

347
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,530
You got it.

348
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,570
What's going on?

349
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,530
This lady says you've been
stalking her daughter.

350
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,459
I didn't say that.
You just said he is

351
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,239
harassing some girl
he has no chance with.

352
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,660
What the hell else
do you call that?

353
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,600
I was trying to woo her.

354
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,109
Woo her?

355
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,380
Oh, my God. That's hysterical.

356
00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:46,189
There's no need to mock him.

357
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,480
Oh, who is mocking? I am thrilled.

358
00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,919
I always figured the only
girl he'd end up with

359
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,750
Would be blind,
deaf or inflatable.

360
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:59,100
But now that I know how
good he is at wooing...

361
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:01,880
Please don't laugh at me.

362
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,310
I'll do what I want, Romeo.

363
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:05,600
And don't worry.

364
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:09,120
I'll make sure he stops
hassling your daughter.

365
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:20,420
I'm sorry.

366
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:30,820
Hello, Eddie.

367
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:33,880
It's been a few days.

368
00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:36,570
I wasn't, uh, sure if
I'd be seeing you again.

369
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,410
I didn't wanna come back,
but I needed the money.

370
00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,970
No, I don't blame
you for being angry.

371
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,060
I don't want to talk about this.

372
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:48,729
Oh, Eddie, I wish you had told me

373
00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:51,150
That Danielle was the girl
you were interested in.

374
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,839
Oh, yeah, right. Then-
then you could have told me

375
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,739
That she was out of my league
and saved my mom the trouble.

376
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,730
I wouldn't have said that,

377
00:21:56,731 --> 00:21:58,920
And I definitely wouldn't
have laughed at you.

378
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:02,470
Why not? It's--it's pretty funny.

379
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,390
Nerdy freak wants to
date popular cheerleader?

380
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:09,469
The only thing I see when I
look at you is a nice young man

381
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:11,730
Who isn't treated as
well as he should be.

382
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:15,189
Yeah, well, tell
Danielle she can relax.

383
00:22:15,190 --> 00:22:17,900
I, uh, I won't be talking to her anymore.
I've been forbidden.

384
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:21,130
Oh, Eddie, Danielle would
be happy to talk to you,

385
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,300
As a friend.

386
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:25,300
I don't want a friend.
I want someone to love me.

387
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,550
Well, of course you do.

388
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,370
I think I, uh,

389
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:37,770
I wanna work now.

390
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,310
Eddie, there is someone
out there for you.

391
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,840
You just have to be patient.

392
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,020
For how long?

393
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,669
I feel like I'm waiting

394
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,170
For someone who's
never gonna show up.

395
00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:02,370
There are girls out there
who will say "yes" to you.

396
00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:04,470
You just have to find them.

397
00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,800
Yes. It's half up
front and half after.

398
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,420
So where do we go?

399
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,530
Down there.

400
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,690
Don't worry, cutie.

401
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,580
No one's gonna see us.

402
00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:27,720
You can do whatever you want.

403
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,610
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

404
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,780
I forgot something.

405
00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:40,630
I got you these.

406
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,350
Wow. I just...

407
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,520
Please don't laugh at me.

408
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,740
I'm sorry.

409
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,890
I'm sorry.

410
00:24:00,010 --> 00:24:01,260
Let's just go.

411
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,460
Susan first noticed Eddie

412
00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:33,260
As the boy who sold her coffee.

413
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,800
Then one Thursday,

414
00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:38,040
She noticed something more.

415
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,660
Wow. That's amazing.

416
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:42,890
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were an artist.

417
00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:45,099
Oh, I was just-
I'm fooling around.

418
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:45,909
Uh, what can I get you?

419
00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:47,000
No, let me see it.

420
00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:57,250
Wow. Look at the shadowing
and the blending.

421
00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:59,489
It's... it's really good.

422
00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:01,100
My mom thinks I'm wasting my time.

423
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,120
She says there's lots of
people way better than me.

424
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,639
Well, you tell your mom

425
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,489
That I have an expensive,
worthless art degree

426
00:25:08,490 --> 00:25:09,860
That says I know what
I'm taking about,

427
00:25:09,861 --> 00:25:11,390
And you have huge potential.

428
00:25:12,430 --> 00:25:15,100
You think? Yeah. You just need
to work on your technique.

429
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:17,400
I could help if you want.

430
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:19,140
Seriously?

431
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,560
That'd be great. Thanks.

432
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,420
Okay, whatever you want-
-on the house.

433
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:31,400
I'll have a large,
triple-shot latte.

434
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:34,540
That's funny. Your husband
was in here earlier,

435
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,430
And that's exactly
what he ordered.

436
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,750
Actually, he's...

437
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,050
Now my ex-husband.

438
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,709
Oh. I'm--I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.

439
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,500
No, no. It's fine.
We've all moved on.

440
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,709
Mike's dating the woman that
lives across the street now,

441
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:51,730
And I'm, uh...

442
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:56,830
Adding a double chocolate
brownie to my order.

443
00:25:57,150 --> 00:25:58,440
We're all very happy.

444
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,510
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,

445
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,910
I'm sure a lot of people
would like to date you.

446
00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:05,940
You have huge potential, too.

447
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,090
Brownie.

448
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:11,150
Right.

449
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:17,210
Eddie, the detail is amazing.

450
00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:19,030
Your use of perspective....

451
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,810
I can't believe you've come
so far in just a few weeks.

452
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,060
Well...

453
00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:26,450
I had a really good teacher.

454
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:27,920
That's sweet.

455
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:31,980
But actually, I think
that you've outgrown me,

456
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:34,040
Which is why I have
a surprise for you.

457
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,520
What?

458
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,589
I signed you up

459
00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:40,720
For a 2-week seminar
at the art institute.

460
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:45,379
And before you say
you can't afford it,

461
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:46,600
I already wrote the check.

462
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,990
This is, like, the nicest thing
anybody's ever done for me.

463
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,110
But I can't go.

464
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,850
Why not?

465
00:26:56,851 --> 00:26:58,449
My mom would never let me.

466
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,069
I mean, she--she--she thinks
this whole art thing is stupid.

467
00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:02,910
Eddie, you can't let
her do this to you.

468
00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:04,790
You have such a gift.

469
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:12,260
Listen to me.

470
00:27:13,970 --> 00:27:15,630
When you love something that much,

471
00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:17,450
You can't just let it go.

472
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:21,450
That kind of love is the one
thing that keeps us going,

473
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,000
Whether it makes sense
to anyone else or not.

474
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,740
This is just about the only
thing that makes me happy.

475
00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:36,370
Then to hell with the
rest of the world.

476
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,710
Mrs. Mayer?

477
00:27:47,990 --> 00:27:49,260
Are you there? It's me, Eddie.

478
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,380
Oh, come on in!
I'll be right down.

479
00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:56,520
Hey, those art
classes were amazing!

480
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:57,900
The first three days,

481
00:27:57,901 --> 00:28:00,980
They had us do nothing but
portraits from memory.

482
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,630
And then they, uh,

483
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:04,980
They brought us down to
the beach to do seascapes.

484
00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,440
I've got so much to tell you!

485
00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,510
Yeah. Me, too.

486
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,920
Why are you wearing that?

487
00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:14,700
I'm getting married.

488
00:28:16,590 --> 00:28:17,320
To who?

489
00:28:17,390 --> 00:28:18,230
Mike.

490
00:28:18,610 --> 00:28:20,920
Uh, but he divorced you.

491
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,750
He made you so unhappy.

492
00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:24,140
He did.

493
00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:27,619
Uh, but then this
madman kidnapped m.J.,

494
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:30,269
And so I went after him,
and then Mike came after us,

495
00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:31,520
And he saved us both.

496
00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:34,260
So we fell back in love.

497
00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:37,260
This doesn't make any sense.

498
00:28:37,261 --> 00:28:38,619
It's so quick.

499
00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:39,640
I know.

500
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:42,570
Oh, my God. Are those eclairs?

501
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:43,900
Yeah.

502
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,160
Oh, they look messy.
Get them away.

503
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,000
So, yeah, it is quick.

504
00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:51,899
I can't believe in two hours,

505
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,639
I'm gonna be marrying Mike

506
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,830
And promising him I'll
be with him forever...

507
00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,200
For the second time.

508
00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,050
Oh, I have zero credibility.

509
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:02,650
Oh, look at me.

510
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,410
I don't know if I'm gonna
make it down the aisle.

511
00:29:05,930 --> 00:29:08,140
Are they chocolate? No,
I don't wanna know.

512
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,540
Don't do it.

513
00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:12,509
They just smell so good.
No, I mean the wedding.

514
00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:14,370
If you're not sure,
don't marry Mike.

515
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:17,359
Oh, no, Eddie,
I've--I booked the church,

516
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,380
I bought the dress.
I have to marry somebody.

517
00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:21,800
You could marry me.

518
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,540
I have some money saved up.

519
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:39,250
Okay, you almost got me.

520
00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:43,870
You are so sweet.

521
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,699
You saw that I was freaking out,

522
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,240
And you knew that I
needed a good laugh.

523
00:29:48,910 --> 00:29:50,380
I don't know what
I'd do without you.

524
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,570
Hey, I have to
finish getting ready.

525
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,130
Come to the church if you want.

526
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,080
Oh. What the hell?

527
00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:00,340
I can always use my bouquet
to cover the stain.

528
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,030
By the power vested in me,

529
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:24,770
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

530
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,490
You may kiss your bride.

531
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,420
?

532
00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:35,810
Julie!

533
00:31:49,270 --> 00:31:50,050
Eddie.

534
00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:53,670
I was just getting some coffee.
How sweet of you to visit.

535
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,829
Well, it's the first day

536
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,520
That they allowed
non-family members.

537
00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:04,430
I still can't believe it happened.

538
00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:06,679
I keep asking myself,

539
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,480
How can there be this
kind of evil in the world?

540
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,400
What kind of monster
would do this to her?

541
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,100
It wasn't a monster.

542
00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:28,890
No, monsters are big and strong.

543
00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:33,219
This was done by some weak,
insignificant piece of garbage

544
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:35,060
That doesn't even deserve
to be on this earth.

545
00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:38,559
Anyone who could do this

546
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,200
To someone as sweet
as Julie and you...

547
00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:44,509
He should just do everyone a favor

548
00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:45,320
And just...

549
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:47,970
Kill himself.

550
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,620
Anyone that could do this...

551
00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,830
Is too cowardly for that.

552
00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:02,430
You're right.

553
00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:09,909
It was during a Friday
night game of charades

554
00:33:09,910 --> 00:33:13,350
That Lynette was clued in to
the truth of Eddie's life.

555
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,750
Th-three words.

556
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:16,390
Third word. Third word.

557
00:33:18,010 --> 00:33:20,210
You. You. Oh, uh, pregnant.

558
00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:22,670
Bloated. Swollen. Huge.

559
00:33:23,650 --> 00:33:25,079
Lady, Tom. I'm a lady.

560
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,830
No talking. Better than hitting.

561
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,600
"Du Barry was a lady."

562
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,360
"three times a lady."

563
00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:34,530
Uh, "tramp and the lady"? No.
No, "my fair lady"!

564
00:33:34,531 --> 00:33:36,180
Yes. Yes!

565
00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:38,790
"tramp and the lady." really?

566
00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:41,220
Coming!

567
00:33:41,450 --> 00:33:45,360
It's not easy when you're swollen,
bloated and huge.

568
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,250
Where's my kid?

569
00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:51,240
Hey, Barbara. He's in here with us.
You want to come in?

570
00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:52,620
No.

571
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:55,330
Eddie.

572
00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:57,260
Get out here.

573
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,119
Mom, what are you doing here?
Why didn't you answer your phone?

574
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,529
Well, that was probably our fault.

575
00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:08,909
Um, we were playing charades,

576
00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:10,380
And you know how loud
that can get. Yeah,

577
00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:12,900
I guess my invitation
got lost in the mail.

578
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:16,380
You gotta come home.
It's not even 8:00, mom.

579
00:34:16,570 --> 00:34:18,580
I don't care. Mom, I'm having fun.

580
00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:19,860
Well, you should have
thought about that

581
00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:22,049
Before you hid my stuff.
I didn't hide it.

582
00:34:22,050 --> 00:34:23,949
Everything okay? It's nothing.

583
00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:25,589
Yeah, he hides my booze

584
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:28,200
And then acts all ashamed
when I call him on it.

585
00:34:28,430 --> 00:34:30,290
I know you hid it,
you little bastard. Hey.

586
00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:32,960
No, Mrs. Scavo, it's okay.
It's okay.

587
00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:34,920
Mom, come on. I'll walk you home.

588
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:41,760
I-I don't think you should
talk to your son that way.

589
00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:44,700
What do you care?

590
00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:46,870
Huh? What is he, your pet project?

591
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:49,430
You feed him a little
dinner, Lynette,

592
00:34:49,431 --> 00:34:51,689
And then you let him
play your stupid games

593
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:54,140
So you can feel
good about yourself?

594
00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:56,780
Yeah.

595
00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:58,390
I got your number.

596
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:23,700
I'm out of scotch.

597
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:26,490
I'll buy you some
more while I'm out.

598
00:35:28,270 --> 00:35:29,480
Got any in your room?

599
00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:31,360
No. And stay out of there.

600
00:35:38,230 --> 00:35:40,530
Hi, Mrs. Scavo.
I'm here to fix your car.

601
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,970
You are so sweet to
remember this. Thank you.

602
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:45,280
So...

603
00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:47,320
How are things at home?

604
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,260
Are the tools in the garage?
I should probably get started.

605
00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:52,510
Yeah.

606
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,260
Okay.

607
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,910
Hey. We got any cake left?

608
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,350
I'm not sure.

609
00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:11,080
You okay?

610
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,990
I don't know. I keep
thinking about last night.

611
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:16,830
Mm. Yeah, me, too.

612
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,700
And I'm just so...

613
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,750
Livid.

614
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,350
Yeah. That Barbara is
an infuriating woman.

615
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,520
No. Tom, no. I am livid at us--

616
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,760
The way she talked to Eddie,
and we did nothing.

617
00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:37,459
I know. But we can't force her
to be nice to her own kid.

618
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:38,870
That's what everybody always says.

619
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,980
But we all know the woman
is a drunken nightmare.

620
00:36:42,981 --> 00:36:45,769
We complain about her,
we gossip about her,

621
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:49,020
And then we watch her
walk into that house,

622
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:52,460
Where we know something
bad is happening.

623
00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:54,570
But we do nothing.

624
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:57,710
Well...

625
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,550
I'm tired of being one of
the people who does nothing.

626
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,000
Well, Eddie is an adult now.

627
00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:07,470
And he can leave
whenever he wants.

628
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,550
He's probably so damaged,
he doesn't know how to leave.

629
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,970
Where are you going with this?

630
00:37:17,690 --> 00:37:19,710
Ma, I'm back from the store.

631
00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:22,130
Ma?

632
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:25,720
What is that?

633
00:37:26,950 --> 00:37:28,120
Your scrapbook.

634
00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:32,830
I don't understand, Eddie.

635
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,889
There are all these
newspaper articles in here

636
00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:39,280
About girls in Fairview
who have been...

637
00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:42,320
Strangled or murdered.

638
00:37:45,570 --> 00:37:47,300
Why would you collect this stuff?

639
00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,090
Don't just look down at your feet.

640
00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,430
You gotta tell me the truth, okay?

641
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,770
Did you have anything
to do with...

642
00:38:00,890 --> 00:38:02,310
Hurting those girls?

643
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,720
Oh, my God.

644
00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:14,390
How could you do something
like this? Oh, God.

645
00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:17,330
I didn't raise you to-
-to be like this.

646
00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:22,000
Didn't you?

647
00:38:24,490 --> 00:38:27,240
What is that supposed to mean?
This is my fault?

648
00:38:27,810 --> 00:38:30,430
Look... you're upset.

649
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:35,210
Why don't you sit back down
and have something to drink?

650
00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:37,810
You're gonna try to
blame this on me.

651
00:38:38,540 --> 00:38:39,410
No way.

652
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,570
Screw you.

653
00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:46,810
What are you doing?
What do you think I'm doing,

654
00:38:46,811 --> 00:38:49,100
you moron? I'm calling the police!

655
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,810
Don't do that. P-put that down.

656
00:38:51,030 --> 00:38:53,649
I always said the worst
mistake I ever made in my life

657
00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:54,570
Was having you.

658
00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:37,390
Hey, Eddie. Perfect timing. Mrs.
Scavo, what are you doing here?

659
00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:38,479
Are you okay?

660
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,050
Oh, my gosh,
you're trembling and--

661
00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:43,020
Oh, yeah, I'm just-- I'm-
-I was on my way out.

662
00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:44,220
Then I'll make this quick.

663
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,300
Tom and I have been
talking, and...

664
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:50,080
We would like it if you
would move in with us.

665
00:39:52,370 --> 00:39:53,740
I know it's a big change,

666
00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:55,920
But you've gotta get
out of here, Eddie.

667
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,580
This isn't a healthy situation.

668
00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:01,390
Yeah.

669
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:03,750
I guess it could be better.

670
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,890
Oh, my God.

671
00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:13,940
Is she passed out?

672
00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:16,549
Yeah.

673
00:40:16,550 --> 00:40:18,129
This is what I'm talking about.

674
00:40:18,130 --> 00:40:20,339
This is why you need
to get out of here.

675
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:21,800
I mean, look at her--

676
00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:24,310
Dead drunk.

677
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:26,820
Okay.

678
00:40:28,450 --> 00:40:29,590
I'll come live with you.

679
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,740
Great. So just pack your
bags and come on over.

680
00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,050
I hope you like meat loaf.

681
00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:38,129
You want me to come
in and help you,

682
00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:40,010
Or do you want me to come
back later to talk to her?

683
00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:44,060
Believe me, Mrs.
Scavo, she wouldn't hear a word.

684
00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:46,560
Okay.

685
00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:58,420
There is a house in
the town of Fairview.

686
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:02,880
Inside this house
lives a monster...

687
00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:07,600
The kind who kills women.

688
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:13,630
You may wonder how a monster
like that came to be.

689
00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:16,730
The answer is simple--

690
00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:20,010
Monsters are created...

691
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,140
By other monsters.

692
00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:33,540
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