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Previously on...
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A marriage was on the mend.
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I would like to recapture
what we once had.
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Gaby and carlos
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Discovered a secret.
you are gettin' sloppy!
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And if people start
pokin' around, we're done.
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And susan made a request.
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You're asking if i'm okay with
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letting a stripp
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The first thing you need to know
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About robin gallagher
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Was that everyone
liked to look at her.
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They would stare at her legs...
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And her breasts...
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And her hair.
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And once they were done,
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People would begin to ask...
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Who is this?
this is my friend robin.
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Hello there.
mike had to work today,
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So i thought i'd bring her
as my plus one. hello there.
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You already said that.
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I wanted her to know i meant it.
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It's really good to have you
back on the lane, katherine.
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It's great to be back.
i didn't know
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What to expect at first.
i have wondered how everyone
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Would feel about me,
if they were really ready
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To welcome me back.
i guess there's always
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That fear that people
are going to reject you.
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Do i smell appetizers? i know i do.
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Hello, susan!
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Who's your new friend?
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Robin, this is carlos,
tom, roy and orson.
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Hope you got all that,
'cause there's gonna be a quiz later.
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Oh, god.
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So, robin, welcome
to my humble abode.
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Thank you.
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It's so suburban.
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I've never been in a place where
the ceilings were so tall.
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Fascinating. just fascinating.
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You live in the city?
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I did, but i'll be living
with susan for a while.
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I just moved in today.
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Susan, let's get you a drink.
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Oh, no, that's okay.
i'll wait till--oh!
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So...
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So how did you meet susan?
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So... you want to tell
us about your new friend
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Or, uh, should i say "roommate"?
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She was down on her luck and
she needed a place to stay.
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Plus, i feel responsible,
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Because i told her to give up her
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job. what was wro a stripper?
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Well... we probably don't need
to let the guys in on this,
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But... robin was-- that's wild!
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So you used to be a stripper?
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Yes...
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Everyone liked to look
at robin gallagher...
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But not everyone
liked what they saw.
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Later,
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While the men of wisteria
lane were trying the shrimp,
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Their wives were trying
to control themselves.
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You moved a stripper
into the neighborhood?
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What were you thinking?
you guys aren't
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even taking the
timethere pooling togeth
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Our husbands are in
there pooling together
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Their dollar bills.
what more do we need to
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know? i just met rob
she's a stripper?
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Did she mention that
she's a stripper?
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Did she have to?
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Look, i am just trying to
help her get back on her feet.
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I bet that'd be a nice change for
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her. she is livi
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If anybody should be worried,
it'd be me,
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And i am not threatened
by her at all.
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Really?
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Yes. she's a nice girl.
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Yeah, nice, blonde, and you can
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bounce a quarte
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I'm telling you, she's trouble.
here's a good thing--
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She can't bring any more crazy
to this street than i did.
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Let's give her a chance. i agree.
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Robin's probably had a
tough life, and she needs
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our help. well,
i'm allassionate about it...
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But i have teenage boys at home.
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The last thing i need
next door is a stripper.
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Hey, mrs. scavo. we're
picking up parker for school.
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Please come in.
i'll get him for you.
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So you ever gonna get back
to folding the laundry?
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Well, i thought i'd treat myself
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And wash the breakfast
dishes first.
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Well, you started this.
don't you think you should finish?
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Well, since you're so
passionate about it...
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Knock yourself out.
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Okay, you just went
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From jerk to adorable real quick.
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Happy anniversary.
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Oh! mm. mm.
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It's the ring!
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Oh, you went back to
that antique shop.
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Yep. Oh, thank you! mwah. mm.
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Wait till you see your present.
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You can unwrap it tonight
when the kids are asleep.
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Or how about after
they leave for school?
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Okay. Hey, why are
they still up there
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And why can't i hear them?
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Hey, boys.
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What's going on?
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Uh, we're late for school.
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Oh! Oh, hey, lynette.
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Hi. the next time
you take a shower,
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Do you think you could
close your blinds?
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I have a 16-year-old son,
and he has friends.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes. you may have
retired from the strip club,
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But you're still doing
seven shows a week. i mean,
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at least they didn't hav Right?
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This is a nice community.
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You have a responsibility
to the neighbors,
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Especially the ones
with innocent children.
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Well, they're not all so innocent.
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Excuse me?
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Yesterday that son of yours
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Asked me if i would
have sex with him.
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Parker?
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My parker?
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Red hair, skinny,
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Still-sleeps-in-a-bed-shaped-
like-a-racecar parker?
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Of course i said no.
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Then he offered me cash.
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Come in.
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Have a seat.
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What's up?
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Something wrong?
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We hoped it would be another year
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Before we had the
parent-son conversation
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Where we tell you not to offer
your neighbor money for sex.
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But...
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Oh, crap. she told?
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Yeah.
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You might want to pick a more
discreet stripper next time.
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What were you thinking?
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We raised you better than that.
didn't we? yeah, we did.
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We did. so... what do you
have to say for yourself?
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I just really, really, really...
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Needed to have sex.
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Three "reallys.
" well, in that case,
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Here's a $20.
go back and try again.
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You are a 16-year-old boy.
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We understand your hormones are
holding your brain hostage,
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But why would you think you
would need to pay for sex?
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Because i'm the only
one of my friends
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Who hasn't lost his virginity. oh.
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first of all, we've
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And trust me, "pimples," "braces"
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And "beam me up,
scotty" are not gettin' any.
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Girls don't look at me that way.
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It's never gonna happen.
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Knock it off!
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You are a great kid!
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You don't need to pay for it.
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In a few years,
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When you're emotionally ready,
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You'll meet the right girl,
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And you will have tons of sex.
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After you're married.
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Okay, dad.
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Sorry.
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Nice job. Thank you.
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You think he bought it?
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Bought what?
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You know.
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Guys always pay for
sex in some way--
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I mean, dinner, flowers...
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Antique rings.
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Whoa. whoa.
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You think that's the only
reason we're having sex tonight?
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Of course not.
it's our anniversary.
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It's a given,
like turkey on thanksgiving.
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Although i am hoping
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That the ring gets me an
upgrade from missionary.
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Forget about upgrades.
you just got bumped off the flight.
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Honey, wh-- why are
you getting so upset?
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Because i didn't know i was married
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To such a cynical lug nut.
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Wait. are we really not
gonna have sex tonight?
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Don't worry, tom.
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In a few years,
when you're emotionally ready,
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You're gonna have tons of sex.
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Come on!
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So you really like that ring?
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Yep.
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Did you read the inscription?
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"to my darling--"
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We're not having sex, tom.
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Oh, come on. why not?
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Because i am still
upset by what you said.
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Do you really think women
only sleep with men
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If they buy them things?
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No. i think supermodels sleep
with 80-year-old millionaires
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Because they love to hear stories
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About when bread
was 5 cents a loaf.
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Well, i'm not a model,
and you're no millionaire,
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So i'm thinking you
owe me an apology.
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You and i went to marley's tavern
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On our first two dates,
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And i could barely get
past a good night kiss.
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But third time out, i dropped
200 bucks at la rive gauche,
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And bam! you finally put out.
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Finally made love.
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Listen, you idiot!
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I did not "put out" because you
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bought me an exed about you.
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I did it because you showed up
for the date with a lightbulb
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To replace the one
that had burned out
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In the hallway to my
apartment. remember?
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Oh. you said i didn't live
in the best neighborhood.
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And i was worried about you.
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Bingo. i was ready to do
you right then and there.
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Really?
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That's all it takes?
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Me showing you i care?
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'cause that's easy.
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And now it's time for
your anniversary present.
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Hey, robin.
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Remember the other day
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When i told you this was
a nice neighborhood?
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I forgot to warn you--
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There's this one bitch
that lives right nearby,
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And that would be me.
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Look, i understand.
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An ex-stripper moving next door
will freak some people out.
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No. seriously, i'm sorry.
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Apology accepted.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way...
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Oh. yeah?
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The next time you're
giving it to your husband
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With the lights on,
could you draw the drapes?
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And roy offered to
take me to the park.
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Oh. well, isn't that lovely?
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Do you wanna watch a movie? well,
i guess i'll read...
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I guess we could watch a movie.
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No. no, no. if you
want to read, go ahead.
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Good night.
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If you need anything,
just ring the bell. i'm...
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Right upstairs.
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I-i'm sure i'll be fine.
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Knock, knock.
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Robin. come on in.
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Can i ask you a favor? sure.
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Susan and mike have
been so good to me.
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I wanna do something nice for them,
and i thought,
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Hey, maybe i should
bake them a cake.
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Oh, that's very thoughtful.
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Well, feel free to use
whatever you need.
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Thank you.
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So what do i need?
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Robin, what exactly do
you know about cakes?
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Well, i know that if
you're gonna hide in one
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00:13:50,253 --> 00:13:51,405
For more than an hour,
260
00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:54,098
The air holes have
got to be pretty big.
261
00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:56,308
All right, then.
262
00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,946
It looks like i will be
teaching you how to make a cake.
263
00:13:58,997 --> 00:14:01,646
Oh, yay! you rock, bree!
264
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:04,098
I rock.
265
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:05,974
Now the key to success
266
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,627
Is following the recipe exactly.
267
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,311
The secret to baking is precision.
268
00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:13,780
Got it. you're my hero.
269
00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:17,968
What are you doing?
making you my screensaver.
270
00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:19,284
Oh, that's sweet.
271
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:22,048
You're replacing my cat.
he's eating noodles.
272
00:14:22,685 --> 00:14:24,548
Let's just do this.
273
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,370
Okay. Go get yourself an apron.
274
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,607
That is, like, the coolest
cake i've ever seen.
275
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,122
Raspberry mocha.
276
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:35,184
Orson's favorite.
277
00:14:36,941 --> 00:14:39,756
I talked to him at the party.
he's nice.
278
00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:42,473
It must be tough having
him in a wheelchair.
279
00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,308
It's been challenging.
280
00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:46,097
Well, they say you can
get through anything
281
00:14:46,158 --> 00:14:47,940
If you have a solid marriage.
282
00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:50,065
Yes, well...
283
00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:54,086
Oh. i'm sorry.
i didn't mean to pry.
284
00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:55,138
It's fine.
285
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,662
Let's just say before his
accident there were issues,
286
00:14:57,714 --> 00:15:00,459
And now we're trying to put
the pieces back together.
287
00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:02,478
Well, that's good for you.
288
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,834
So what's the piece you can't find?
289
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,415
Ah! now you are prying.
290
00:15:07,469 --> 00:15:08,723
What?
291
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,519
We did make a cake together.
292
00:15:10,838 --> 00:15:13,404
Look, my grandmother always said
293
00:15:13,465 --> 00:15:14,695
That if you wanna
save your marriage,
294
00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:16,508
There's only one room to do it in.
295
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,641
The bedroom.
296
00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:22,708
Yeah, i got that.
297
00:15:23,002 --> 00:15:24,473
It's not about sex.
298
00:15:24,546 --> 00:15:26,860
It's about... closeness.
299
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:28,378
We've lost our intimacy.
300
00:15:29,518 --> 00:15:30,982
Oh. honey.
301
00:15:31,025 --> 00:15:33,146
Sex is how men get intimate.
302
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,542
Well, i'm not even
sure he's capable.
303
00:15:36,596 --> 00:15:38,130
Oh, it doesn't matter.
304
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,622
His brain still works.
305
00:15:39,676 --> 00:15:42,532
And he can see you.
he can feel you touch him.
306
00:15:42,602 --> 00:15:44,440
He can hear what you say to him.
307
00:15:44,509 --> 00:15:46,187
You know, i had this
regular customer--
308
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:48,423
92 years old, in a wheelchair.
309
00:15:48,486 --> 00:15:50,676
I used to have to push the
oxygen tank out of the way
310
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:51,846
To give him a lap dance.
311
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:56,558
I don't know if he's
even interested.
312
00:15:57,338 --> 00:15:58,786
Well, here's the thing.
313
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,734
Neither of us knows for sure,
314
00:16:00,812 --> 00:16:03,226
But only one of us can find out.
315
00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,632
Hello, dear.
316
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:16,590
How was the bar mitzvah?
a boy became a man,
317
00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:18,227
and a rabbi blesseof this piece.
318
00:16:18,336 --> 00:16:21,233
Same old, same old.
how was your day?
319
00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,476
Oh, i've been passing
the time reading.
320
00:16:24,332 --> 00:16:27,016
Well, i suppose i should
get out of these clothes.
321
00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:32,797
Oh! peter tchaikovsky.
god bless you.
322
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,121
Yes. i never tire of this piece.
323
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,766
It's extraordinary-
so moving, so...
324
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:39,922
Sensual.
325
00:17:11,705 --> 00:17:13,296
Don't you wanna do that upstairs?
326
00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:15,084
You know, near the hamper.
327
00:17:15,194 --> 00:17:17,312
Actually, i'd rather do it...
328
00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:20,802
Right... Here.
329
00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:30,824
Why are you walking like that?
330
00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:34,574
Why do you think?
331
00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:37,154
I'm not sure.
332
00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,814
You're trying to make me feel
better about being paralyzed?
333
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:47,682
Guess again, big boy.
334
00:17:50,942 --> 00:17:52,174
Well, if you're having a stroke,
335
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:54,193
we're gonna make
336
00:18:01,231 --> 00:18:03,262
I do believe it's getting...
337
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,547
Hot in here.
338
00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:16,328
Are you all right?
339
00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:19,260
Yeah. just a second.
my earring's caught.
340
00:18:19,594 --> 00:18:21,611
Enjoy the music.
341
00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:26,211
Oh, let me help.
342
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,942
No, no, no. i'm good.
stay there. i'm coming over.
343
00:18:28,996 --> 00:18:30,651
No, orson, i've got it.
344
00:18:34,706 --> 00:18:36,969
I'm sorry. i'm sorry.
345
00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:39,253
I told you i didn't need any help!
346
00:18:39,315 --> 00:18:41,657
Well, in my defense,
that wasn't entirely clear.
347
00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:44,022
Forget it. this was stupid.
348
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,250
What was that?
349
00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:48,910
What do you think?
! it was a lap dance!
350
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:51,051
That was a lap dance?
351
00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:53,438
I was trying to arouse you.
352
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:55,827
You are aware i'm in wheelchair?
well, i thought
353
00:18:55,878 --> 00:18:58,928
You still might be interested
in that sort of thing. i am!
354
00:18:58,981 --> 00:19:00,739
Well, you certainly
don't act like it.
355
00:19:00,809 --> 00:19:02,176
After the accident,
356
00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:04,636
I just never thought you
would ever consider...
357
00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:11,689
Oh, orson.
358
00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:13,686
Things will be awkward at first,
359
00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:16,249
But we can work on it.
360
00:19:16,312 --> 00:19:18,518
You're my husband.
361
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,722
I wanna be close to you.
362
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,471
I wanna share your bed again,
even if it means
363
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:27,272
Just holding your hand
before you fall asleep.
364
00:19:29,094 --> 00:19:30,590
Come here.
365
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,866
Is this all right?
366
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,511
Let's see--
367
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,483
I've got tchaikovsky on the stereo,
368
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,151
My wife in my arms.
369
00:20:20,182 --> 00:20:21,902
She and danny spent the
whole day together.
370
00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:23,268
What's left to say?
371
00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:26,491
This is out of control.
let's forbid ana to talk to him.
372
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,702
Yeah, forbid two teenagers-
that always works.
373
00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:30,869
Besides, what would we say--
374
00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:32,988
We overheard his parents talking
and we think they're evil?
375
00:20:32,988 --> 00:20:35,030
What do you think the bolens did?
i don't know,
376
00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:37,536
But you don't go on the run for
not paying your cable bill.
377
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,629
They've been cagey ever
since they moved in.
378
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,876
And nick doesn't work.
how do they have money?
379
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:44,519
Maybe they're drug
dealers or gun runners.
380
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:46,135
Whatever they are, i don't want
381
00:20:46,136 --> 00:20:47,699
ana anywhere nem
382
00:20:47,699 --> 00:20:50,016
She won't break up with him.
she will if we make her.
383
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,437
I told you that won't work.
384
00:20:51,437 --> 00:20:53,383
We need to come up with
a carrot, not a stick.
385
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:58,750
Ana.
386
00:20:58,750 --> 00:20:59,881
Privacy, please.
387
00:20:59,881 --> 00:21:01,864
I've got big news.
for me or for you?
388
00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:03,084
You! oh.
389
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:06,187
I just got a call from my
good friend luke rayfield.
390
00:21:06,187 --> 00:21:07,857
I was a struggling
model in new york
391
00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:09,900
When he was a
struggling photographer.
392
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,413
Well, mostly i was his beard
for all his family functions.
393
00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,870
There was this one time-
is the part about me coming up?
394
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:15,563
Oh, yeah.
395
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:18,823
Anyway, luke now has his
own modeling agency,
396
00:21:18,823 --> 00:21:21,088
And he's always looking
for new talent,
397
00:21:21,088 --> 00:21:22,650
So i sent him your picture.
398
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,354
Wait for it! wait for it.
399
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,837
He wants to represent you.
400
00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:31,050
You may now begin screaming. aah!
401
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:33,142
Oh, i have to call danny!
402
00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:36,470
Oh, well, you know what?
danny can wait.
403
00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:38,272
We need to go buy you
some new luggage.
404
00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:40,089
They want you in new
york immediately.
405
00:21:40,089 --> 00:21:43,422
Now? but, uh, don't i have
to finish high school?
406
00:21:43,422 --> 00:21:46,409
World war ii--germany lost.
korean war--korea lost.
407
00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:48,578
Vietnam war--we lost.
happy graduation.
408
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,146
What's wrong?
409
00:21:53,124 --> 00:21:55,434
I-i don't think i can go just yet.
410
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,513
Why not?
411
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,487
Danny and i have a plan.
412
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,047
We're going to new york
together when i graduate.
413
00:22:06,314 --> 00:22:08,306
After everything
i've done for her...
414
00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:09,788
"danny and i are moving to new york
415
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,402
"after i graduate. we're in love!
416
00:22:13,306 --> 00:22:15,172
Pour me some more wine before
i throw up. what's wrong?
417
00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:17,568
Oh, gaby got her niece a foot in
418
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:18,931
the door for a m
419
00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:21,080
And she's turning it down.
ooh, bad call.
420
00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:25,116
I used to take ballet,
and i was pretty good at it, too.
421
00:22:25,116 --> 00:22:28,722
And one time, this instructor
from a big ballet company
422
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,236
Saw me perform, and--oh,
long story short,
423
00:22:31,236 --> 00:22:33,048
Two days later they
offered me a job.
424
00:22:33,294 --> 00:22:34,716
What happened?
425
00:22:34,716 --> 00:22:36,880
Bobby butterfield happened.
426
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,277
A boy. not just a boy.
427
00:22:39,277 --> 00:22:40,956
The boy.
428
00:22:40,956 --> 00:22:42,800
Oh, i was crazy about him,
429
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,462
Thought it was gonna last forever.
430
00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:46,118
So i passed on the job.
431
00:22:46,118 --> 00:22:49,757
And two months later,
he dumped me for louise mcmullen.
432
00:22:49,757 --> 00:22:52,147
And then a month after that,
i got into a car accident,
433
00:22:52,147 --> 00:22:53,226
Messed up my knee,
434
00:22:53,226 --> 00:22:55,562
And then it was good-bye, tutu.
hello ta-tas.
435
00:22:58,795 --> 00:22:59,656
That is fantastic!
436
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,802
Did we just hear the same story?
437
00:23:01,802 --> 00:23:03,719
You have got to tell
that story to ana.
438
00:23:03,719 --> 00:23:05,398
Putting off your dreams
439
00:23:05,398 --> 00:23:07,646
And then having your life
spiral down the crapper?
440
00:23:07,646 --> 00:23:09,505
It couldn't be more perfect.
441
00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:14,689
Well, i-i guess i
could talk to ana,
442
00:23:14,689 --> 00:23:15,807
If you think it would help her.
443
00:23:15,807 --> 00:23:18,301
Great. and don't be afraid
to turn on the waterworks.
444
00:23:18,301 --> 00:23:20,408
Nothin' sells pathetic
like stripper tears.
445
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,422
Maybe it would help
446
00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:23,594
If i started taping you
447
00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,916
So you could hear
what it is you say.
448
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,284
Don't be discouraged
449
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,084
If luke starts you off
with catalogue work.
450
00:23:32,084 --> 00:23:33,526
Just try to get your
face in the shot.
451
00:23:33,526 --> 00:23:34,571
A little tough to do
with a lawn mower,
452
00:23:37,511 --> 00:23:40,833
I was texting you.
oh, i was just coming over.
453
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,915
Ooh. taking a trip?
454
00:23:44,117 --> 00:23:46,882
I'm... sure you two have
a lot to talk about.
455
00:23:46,882 --> 00:23:48,478
So i'll just take
these inside for you.
456
00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:50,145
Bye, danny.
457
00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:53,232
What do you need luggage for?
458
00:23:55,214 --> 00:23:57,946
I was just about to come
over and tell you right now.
459
00:23:57,946 --> 00:23:59,718
When did this happen?
i just found out, okay?
460
00:23:59,718 --> 00:24:02,242
Ana, i thought we were
supposed to go together.
461
00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:06,548
Why can't you wait?
this is a huge opportunity.
462
00:24:06,548 --> 00:24:09,164
You should be saying,
"great, ana. go for it."
463
00:24:09,164 --> 00:24:10,607
If you can't support me,
464
00:24:10,607 --> 00:24:12,013
Then maybe we shouldn't
even be together.
465
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,192
Hey! hey, robin!
466
00:24:18,192 --> 00:24:19,930
Oh, hi. what's up?
467
00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:21,302
I've been meaning to thank you.
468
00:24:21,302 --> 00:24:23,309
You little speech to ana
worked like a charm.
469
00:24:23,309 --> 00:24:24,563
I just took her to
the airport. great.
470
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,364
Mm-hmm. so, uh,
why was she fighting
471
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:27,715
with danny bol, flowers...
472
00:24:29,507 --> 00:24:31,114
They were breaking up.
473
00:24:31,808 --> 00:24:32,979
They were dating?
474
00:24:32,979 --> 00:24:35,703
Yeah. that's the whole reason
i wanted you to talk to her,
475
00:24:35,703 --> 00:24:37,382
To convince her she was
screwing up her life,
476
00:24:37,382 --> 00:24:38,611
So i could ship her off to new york
477
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:39,600
And get her away from danny.
478
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:42,901
You didn't tell me that.
479
00:24:44,978 --> 00:24:46,480
So i don't like being used. oh,
480
00:24:46,481 --> 00:24:47,934
don't get upset need to talk.
481
00:24:48,674 --> 00:24:50,453
Ana's gone. danny's
out of the picture.
482
00:24:50,453 --> 00:24:52,189
I owe ya big time.
483
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,611
Danny.
484
00:25:02,611 --> 00:25:04,882
Hey, i think we need to talk.
485
00:25:05,294 --> 00:25:07,002
Sorry. it's really not a good time.
486
00:25:07,002 --> 00:25:11,187
Actually, this is exactly the time.
487
00:25:16,187 --> 00:25:17,250
I just talked to luke.
488
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,450
Ana has settled into her dorm,
489
00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:20,867
She's got all her classes lined up,
490
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:23,812
And he's taking her new
head shots tomorrow.
491
00:25:23,812 --> 00:25:25,092
And the best part is,
492
00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:27,380
She is miles away from
the nearest bolen.
493
00:25:48,182 --> 00:25:49,516
Oh, perfect timing.
494
00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:52,732
Something smells good.
495
00:25:52,732 --> 00:25:53,734
Thank you.
496
00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:56,204
Just putting on the finishing
touches before we eat.
497
00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,780
Oh, you spoil me. mm.
498
00:26:00,564 --> 00:26:02,216
Mm! what's wrong?
499
00:26:02,216 --> 00:26:03,158
Is it your back again?
500
00:26:03,158 --> 00:26:05,033
Yeah. i spent all day
working in a crawl space.
501
00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:07,233
Aw. i'll call the chiropractor
first thing in the morning.
502
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,521
No need for that. i can fix it.
503
00:26:10,515 --> 00:26:12,191
Come here. ow!
504
00:26:12,191 --> 00:26:13,628
Oh, wait! wait! wait! wait!
what are you doin'?
505
00:26:13,628 --> 00:26:14,899
At double d's, the girls were
506
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,434
constantly throwingo make dinner.
507
00:26:16,434 --> 00:26:19,127
From sliding down that pole.
they all came to see me.
508
00:26:19,127 --> 00:26:23,432
Now just relax,
and one, two, three.
509
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,484
There. how do you feel?
510
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:29,227
Oh, my god. it's gone.
511
00:26:29,227 --> 00:26:31,121
The pain's gone.
512
00:26:31,121 --> 00:26:33,517
Wow! uh, thank you, robin.
513
00:26:33,517 --> 00:26:34,968
I-i was just gonna
give him a scotch
514
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,531
And make him sleep the guest room.
515
00:26:36,531 --> 00:26:39,361
Seriously, you really fixed me up.
516
00:26:39,361 --> 00:26:40,816
Thanks. oh, please.
517
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,148
After all you guys have done for
518
00:26:42,149 --> 00:26:43,314
me, it's the lent out again.
519
00:26:49,919 --> 00:26:51,403
I'm home!
520
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:52,437
In here!
521
00:26:53,641 --> 00:26:57,400
No fast food tonight!
fire up the...
522
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,335
Microwave.
523
00:26:59,335 --> 00:27:02,465
Hey. my back went out again.
524
00:27:02,465 --> 00:27:04,882
Robin tried cracking it,
but it just didn't go deep enough.
525
00:27:04,882 --> 00:27:06,831
This is the way the
buddhist monks do it.
526
00:27:06,831 --> 00:27:08,817
It's the only way to get
through all that muscle.
527
00:27:11,879 --> 00:27:13,159
Is there a problem, babe?
528
00:27:13,971 --> 00:27:16,301
No. no problem.
529
00:27:17,793 --> 00:27:19,517
It looks like you're in good hands.
530
00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,213
Or... feet.
531
00:27:21,385 --> 00:27:23,881
So i'll just, uh, go make dinner.
532
00:27:23,994 --> 00:27:26,089
Happy trails!
533
00:27:28,771 --> 00:27:30,651
How does that feel?
534
00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,581
Oh! yeah, yeah, do that! do that!
535
00:27:33,346 --> 00:27:36,596
Can you handle a little more?
oh! give me all you got.
536
00:27:36,596 --> 00:27:39,630
So i, uh, ran into
janice white today.
537
00:27:39,630 --> 00:27:41,766
Says her husband is sick.
538
00:27:41,766 --> 00:27:43,588
Oh, wow, you're really stiff.
539
00:27:43,588 --> 00:27:45,601
Okay, let me try something else.
540
00:27:45,601 --> 00:27:46,903
Oh,you're the boss.
541
00:27:46,903 --> 00:27:48,899
Apparently, it's bacterial,
542
00:27:48,899 --> 00:27:51,289
And he's, uh, bloating like a pig.
543
00:27:51,289 --> 00:27:53,422
I'm gonna grab it and pull.
544
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,929
Go for it!
545
00:27:54,929 --> 00:27:57,106
And there's a lot of diarrhea!
546
00:27:57,106 --> 00:27:59,686
Oh, yes! ohh! yes!
547
00:27:59,686 --> 00:28:02,209
Ohh, yes!
548
00:28:04,232 --> 00:28:06,433
This is incredible.
549
00:28:06,433 --> 00:28:08,105
Those monks really know
what they're doing.
550
00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:10,407
Oh, yeah.
551
00:28:10,407 --> 00:28:12,764
When do they find time to pray?
552
00:28:17,819 --> 00:28:19,958
Hey! i'm on my way to school.
553
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:22,933
The faculty volunteered to make
sandwiches for the homeless.
554
00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:26,060
Okay, well, i'll,
uh, see you later.
555
00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,720
What's the matter?
556
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,972
I, uh, re-piped an entire house.
even my hair hurts.
557
00:28:30,972 --> 00:28:33,179
Aw, you poor thing.
you want the heating pad?
558
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,511
No. no, i'll be okay.
559
00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:36,926
Well, i won't be gone long.
feel better.
560
00:28:36,926 --> 00:28:39,556
I'll just have robin crack
my back when she gets home.
561
00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:42,043
Or i could stay here and do it.
562
00:28:42,043 --> 00:28:43,987
What about the homeless?
563
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,230
Please. they've gone
this long without food.
564
00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:48,940
What's another ten minutes?
565
00:28:49,951 --> 00:28:52,273
Susan, do you have a problem
with robin working on me?
566
00:28:53,016 --> 00:28:54,507
Of course not.
567
00:28:54,507 --> 00:28:57,343
But she's not here,
and you're in pain.
568
00:28:57,483 --> 00:28:59,765
So why don't you let
me take a shot at it?
569
00:28:59,765 --> 00:29:02,579
A shot at it? we're
talking about my spine.
570
00:29:02,579 --> 00:29:05,622
Mike, robin didn't exactly
go to medical school
571
00:29:05,622 --> 00:29:06,790
Between lap dances.
572
00:29:06,790 --> 00:29:09,285
I saw what she did.
i can do the same thing.
573
00:29:09,285 --> 00:29:11,558
Okay. here we go.
574
00:29:12,381 --> 00:29:16,347
Ow? no "ow." that's
exactly what robin did.
575
00:29:16,347 --> 00:29:17,266
No, she didn't yank it.
576
00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:18,985
It's my arm,
not an emergency brake.
577
00:29:18,985 --> 00:29:20,887
Shh. just take a deep breath.
578
00:29:20,887 --> 00:29:23,011
The key is relaxation. okay.
579
00:29:23,911 --> 00:29:25,856
One... two...
580
00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:31,679
You know, if you hadn't
moved when i said "three"...
581
00:29:31,679 --> 00:29:34,303
Just go.
582
00:29:43,443 --> 00:29:46,021
Oh, my god, susan.
is mike gonna be all right?
583
00:29:46,021 --> 00:29:48,731
Can i see him? sure, sweetie.
584
00:29:48,731 --> 00:29:51,045
Just don't climb on the bed.
585
00:29:55,468 --> 00:29:57,104
Look, why didn't you wait for me?
586
00:29:57,104 --> 00:29:58,940
I would've taken care of
mike's back, no problem.
587
00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,189
Well, i wanted to do it myself.
588
00:30:01,823 --> 00:30:04,758
Oh. okay. hmm.
589
00:30:06,952 --> 00:30:08,495
I'm lying. i didn't wanna do it.
590
00:30:08,495 --> 00:30:11,591
I just really wanted
you not to do it.
591
00:30:12,826 --> 00:30:14,144
I don't understand.
592
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:18,486
God, i've been trying really
hard to be cool about all this.
593
00:30:18,486 --> 00:30:24,262
But when i walked in and i
saw you all over mike...
594
00:30:24,262 --> 00:30:26,627
When--when i was cracking his back?
595
00:30:27,504 --> 00:30:29,137
I was just trying to help.
596
00:30:29,137 --> 00:30:31,468
While you wearing next to nothing
597
00:30:31,468 --> 00:30:34,074
And straddling my husband.
598
00:30:34,074 --> 00:30:37,004
How was i supposed to react?
you used to be a stripper.
599
00:30:41,997 --> 00:30:44,153
Oh, don't cry. why are you crying?
600
00:30:44,153 --> 00:30:45,693
Strippers are supposed to be tough.
601
00:30:45,693 --> 00:30:47,537
Stop calling me that.
602
00:30:48,728 --> 00:30:50,520
Yes, i was a stripper.
603
00:30:51,241 --> 00:30:52,440
But you know what?
604
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,026
You were the only person who
never treated me like one,
605
00:30:55,026 --> 00:30:57,422
Until now. oh.
606
00:30:58,172 --> 00:31:01,184
And i'm really sorry if i
crossed the line with mike.
607
00:31:01,184 --> 00:31:03,534
You know, i guess after working
nine years in the club,
608
00:31:03,534 --> 00:31:05,883
I just don't know where
the line is anymore.
609
00:31:06,707 --> 00:31:08,127
Uh, it's...
610
00:31:09,194 --> 00:31:10,379
I-i overreacted.
611
00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:14,398
Maybe i should move out.
612
00:31:14,398 --> 00:31:17,492
No. robin, you don't
have to do that.
613
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,113
I want us to be friends
for a very long time.
614
00:31:23,113 --> 00:31:25,891
So, yes, i do.
615
00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:46,612
Hello.
616
00:31:46,612 --> 00:31:48,871
Hi. susan asked me to bring
you some of your mail.
617
00:31:48,871 --> 00:31:49,920
Oh, thank you.
618
00:31:50,403 --> 00:31:53,259
I'm robin. we met at your party.
619
00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,039
Yeah, i remember.
620
00:31:56,231 --> 00:31:57,605
How's it going?
621
00:31:57,605 --> 00:32:00,433
Oh! i take it you heard
about my little vacation
622
00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:01,992
At fairview behavioral.
623
00:32:01,992 --> 00:32:03,897
Yes. i heard.
624
00:32:03,897 --> 00:32:05,698
Well, to be honest,
625
00:32:05,698 --> 00:32:06,993
It's been hard,
626
00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:09,208
Especially coming back
to this big, empty house.
627
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,478
Not to mention the
subtle glances i get
628
00:32:11,478 --> 00:32:12,574
From people judging me.
629
00:32:12,574 --> 00:32:15,147
But you know what i say?
to hell with them.
630
00:32:15,982 --> 00:32:16,995
Thank you.
631
00:32:17,712 --> 00:32:19,119
I'll see you.
632
00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:23,206
Oh, hey, and if this
house gets too lonely,
633
00:32:23,206 --> 00:32:24,936
I'm looking for a room to rent.
634
00:32:24,936 --> 00:32:26,494
I mean, mike and susan are great,
635
00:32:26,494 --> 00:32:29,155
But it's gettin' a little
crowded over there.
636
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:32,263
Okay, i'll keep it in mind.
637
00:32:32,263 --> 00:32:33,608
Mm, for what it's worth,
638
00:32:33,608 --> 00:32:35,023
It might take the heat off of you.
639
00:32:35,023 --> 00:32:37,534
No one judges the woman
from the looney bin
640
00:32:37,534 --> 00:32:40,192
When there's a stripper next door.
641
00:32:46,893 --> 00:32:48,351
This is great.
642
00:32:48,706 --> 00:32:51,445
I haven't had a female
roommate since...
643
00:32:51,445 --> 00:32:52,960
After college.
644
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,428
Let's hear it for girl power!
645
00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:58,592
You know, we should go out and
have a drink to celebrate.
646
00:32:58,592 --> 00:32:59,946
Oh, i don't know.
647
00:32:59,946 --> 00:33:02,510
My therapist says i should
get out more, but...
648
00:33:03,521 --> 00:33:06,169
Even being over at gaby's
house the other day, it's...
649
00:33:06,169 --> 00:33:08,328
It's just hard.
650
00:33:08,328 --> 00:33:09,969
Yeah, i get that.
651
00:33:10,829 --> 00:33:13,679
So what was it like being
in a mental hospital?
652
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:19,394
You know...
653
00:33:19,907 --> 00:33:22,351
As much fun as one would expect.
654
00:33:22,351 --> 00:33:24,710
I only ask 'cause of my mom.
655
00:33:24,710 --> 00:33:27,151
She used to use me
as a punching bag,
656
00:33:27,151 --> 00:33:29,738
And i always dreamed about
having her committed.
657
00:33:30,765 --> 00:33:32,048
I'm sorry.
658
00:33:33,365 --> 00:33:35,178
Oh. no, it was only
when she was drunk.
659
00:33:35,178 --> 00:33:37,058
It was her way of coping
660
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,919
With my dad cheating
on her all the time.
661
00:33:38,968 --> 00:33:41,932
I remember wishing that he was ugly
662
00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,742
So other women wouldn't want him.
663
00:33:43,742 --> 00:33:45,819
But he looked like clint eastwood.
664
00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:51,222
Anyway, mom had to take
out her anger somewhere,
665
00:33:51,222 --> 00:33:54,276
And i was an easier target
than a 6'4" trucker.
666
00:33:56,032 --> 00:33:58,366
Actually...
667
00:33:59,152 --> 00:34:00,892
It was pretty bad at the hospital.
668
00:34:01,784 --> 00:34:05,031
People always say it's the
screaming that gets to you.
669
00:34:06,499 --> 00:34:10,429
But at least screaming means
you're alive, you know?
670
00:34:12,437 --> 00:34:13,843
What i couldn't take
671
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:17,427
Were the people with
the blank stares.
672
00:34:18,169 --> 00:34:20,484
There was this one woman
673
00:34:20,484 --> 00:34:22,545
Who sat frozen in
the garden all day,
674
00:34:24,721 --> 00:34:28,703
Whispering the words to
"old macdonald had a farm"
675
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,174
Over and over and over.
676
00:34:31,196 --> 00:34:33,449
The doctors ever take
offense when she got to
677
00:34:33,449 --> 00:34:36,011
"here a quack, there a quack,
everywhere a quack-quack"?
678
00:34:44,756 --> 00:34:46,244
You know what?
679
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:50,485
If there were ever two people
680
00:34:50,485 --> 00:34:51,996
Who deserved a night
out drinking...
681
00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,363
It's us.
682
00:34:56,413 --> 00:34:57,631
Okay... mm-hmm?
683
00:34:57,631 --> 00:34:59,052
Quid pro quo. mm?
684
00:34:59,052 --> 00:35:02,150
I told you what it was like
to go to bed in restraints,
685
00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:04,024
So i think it's only fair
686
00:35:04,024 --> 00:35:06,206
That you tell me what it
was like being a stripper.
687
00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:08,152
Ooh. it was brutal.
688
00:35:08,152 --> 00:35:11,692
If i had a dollar for every
guy that slapped me on my butt
689
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,116
Just 'cause he felt like it...
690
00:35:13,116 --> 00:35:15,655
Come to think of it, i do.
691
00:35:17,246 --> 00:35:20,625
Excuse me. uh,
my friend and i were wondering
692
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:22,095
If you'd like to
join us at our table.
693
00:35:23,323 --> 00:35:26,454
No, thank you.
it's girls night out.
694
00:35:26,454 --> 00:35:29,188
Two beautiful women in a bar.
can't blame a guy for asking.
695
00:35:29,188 --> 00:35:33,052
Uh, we're over there if
you decide to go coed.
696
00:35:35,706 --> 00:35:37,601
Is it bad that i wanna
go sit with them?
697
00:35:37,601 --> 00:35:39,360
You do? yeah!
698
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,300
It's been a while since a guy
that cute has flirted with me.
699
00:35:45,358 --> 00:35:47,169
You know what? let's do it.
700
00:35:47,169 --> 00:35:48,213
Really?
701
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:51,533
Yes. you look way too hot
to waste it on just me.
702
00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,362
Shall we? mm!
703
00:35:56,574 --> 00:35:58,224
Come on. you've
gotta have a secret.
704
00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:00,355
Nope. it's shampoo and conditioner.
705
00:36:00,355 --> 00:36:01,760
Well, it looks amazing.
706
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,811
You should be on the
cover of hair magazines.
707
00:36:03,811 --> 00:36:05,608
What is it you said you do?
i didn't,
708
00:36:07,946 --> 00:36:10,918
Her own catering company.
oh, well, thinking about it.
709
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:12,284
Cooking's a passion of mine.
710
00:36:12,284 --> 00:36:15,052
But a lot has to happen before
i start my own business.
711
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,284
I know. you're a model. no.
712
00:36:21,284 --> 00:36:24,616
Oh. uh... dental hygienist? no.
713
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,911
Oh, i know. you're a
flight attendant. mnh-mnh.
714
00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:28,654
You may as well tell me,
715
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,412
Or i'm just gonna keep
guessing all night.
716
00:36:30,412 --> 00:36:32,070
She's a stripper, okay?
717
00:36:35,161 --> 00:36:37,645
Ex-stripper. i'm sorry.
718
00:36:37,645 --> 00:36:40,929
Oh, hey, why are you apologizing?
we love strippers.
719
00:36:40,929 --> 00:36:43,216
Yeah. they're like
angels of mercy...
720
00:36:43,216 --> 00:36:44,440
That show their boobs.
721
00:36:45,714 --> 00:36:48,966
We should probably get going.
722
00:36:48,966 --> 00:36:52,326
W-what are you talking about?
we haven't even danced yet.
723
00:36:52,326 --> 00:36:54,719
Oh, i don't really
feel like dancing,
724
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,439
Although i can't speak
for katherine here.
725
00:36:56,439 --> 00:36:58,106
Well, it's just,
i wanna dance with you.
726
00:36:58,106 --> 00:37:01,468
You're not attracted to
someone who's classy, witty,
727
00:37:01,468 --> 00:37:03,557
Not to mention
breathtakingly beautiful?
728
00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:07,448
No offense to your friend,
but you're more my type.
729
00:37:07,448 --> 00:37:09,644
Oh. well, in that case,
730
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:12,320
I guess i'll just keep
her all to myself.
731
00:37:18,074 --> 00:37:20,061
Night, guys.
732
00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:28,334
God...
733
00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:31,768
The look on their faces...
oh, i know.
734
00:37:31,768 --> 00:37:34,924
It was the perfect combo
of "i am so turned on"
735
00:37:34,924 --> 00:37:36,926
And "i am so going home alone."
736
00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:40,150
You should remember that
737
00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:41,880
The next time you want
to get out of a bad date.
738
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,988
Oh, no, i don't think so.
739
00:37:44,877 --> 00:37:46,751
Those two pigs confirmed
740
00:37:46,751 --> 00:37:48,327
What i've been thinking
for a while now--
741
00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:50,951
I think it's time for
me to give up on men.
742
00:37:50,951 --> 00:37:53,141
Mm. amen, sister.
743
00:37:53,141 --> 00:37:56,644
It's official.
my dating days are over.
744
00:37:56,644 --> 00:37:59,044
I mean, you don't have
to take it that far.
745
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,104
You could always just do what i did
746
00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:03,178
And explore other options.
747
00:38:03,805 --> 00:38:05,299
What do you mean?
748
00:38:06,195 --> 00:38:07,854
Cast a wider net?
749
00:38:07,854 --> 00:38:09,376
Expand the pool?
750
00:38:11,218 --> 00:38:13,837
Date chicks?
751
00:38:16,912 --> 00:38:19,597
So you're... yep.
752
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,645
Card-carrying.
753
00:38:25,947 --> 00:38:29,636
I thought that kiss
felt awfully convincing.
754
00:38:30,487 --> 00:38:33,675
Well, i mean, i dated guys
for a long time and...
755
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:36,447
I just never really
felt a connection.
756
00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:38,261
And then i started stripping,
757
00:38:38,261 --> 00:38:41,720
And i was surrounded by all
these confident, sexy women,
758
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,750
And i realized,
759
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,485
"robin, sweetie, you have been
760
00:38:44,486 --> 00:38:46,337
barking up the wrong tree.
761
00:38:47,182 --> 00:38:49,427
Yeah, i think i got the right tree.
762
00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:51,720
Just sick of barking.
763
00:38:52,346 --> 00:38:55,377
Well, suit yourself.
764
00:38:59,268 --> 00:39:01,992
Uh, you're okay with this, right?
765
00:39:01,992 --> 00:39:04,150
I mean, it's not gonna
affect anything with us?
766
00:39:05,097 --> 00:39:08,073
I-i don't see why it would.
767
00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:10,562
Okay.
768
00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:30,673
Hey, robin. what are you up to?
769
00:39:30,673 --> 00:39:33,352
Just out for a walk.
it's such a nice day.
770
00:39:33,352 --> 00:39:36,108
Yeah, it is. so how do you
like the neighborhood?
771
00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:38,197
Is everyone treatin' you okay?
i guess so.
772
00:39:38,197 --> 00:39:40,561
No one's giving you any guff
about about being a stripper,
773
00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:41,965
Are they? oh, no.
774
00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:45,896
I just wanna make sure,
'cause trust me, i've been there.
775
00:39:46,891 --> 00:39:50,619
Way back when, i was sorta
in the sex trade myself.
776
00:39:50,619 --> 00:39:52,046
Oh, yeah.
777
00:39:52,603 --> 00:39:55,211
I used to model women's
foundation garments
778
00:39:55,211 --> 00:39:56,629
For sears, roebuck.
779
00:39:56,629 --> 00:39:58,463
These breasts put
me through college.
780
00:39:59,811 --> 00:40:01,630
They're real, by the way.
781
00:40:02,414 --> 00:40:04,079
They look real.
782
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:05,483
Yeah.
783
00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:09,298
Anyway, i'm glad that people
are treating you nice.
784
00:40:09,926 --> 00:40:12,207
You know what the best part is?
785
00:40:13,107 --> 00:40:15,813
They actually see me.
786
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,697
See you?
787
00:40:17,697 --> 00:40:19,746
I spent a lot of years
788
00:40:19,746 --> 00:40:22,185
Working in a place where people
stared at me all night long.
789
00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:25,373
But no one ever really... saw me.
790
00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:27,398
You know what i mean?
791
00:40:27,398 --> 00:40:28,788
I do.
792
00:40:28,788 --> 00:40:30,436
And when i first got here,
793
00:40:30,436 --> 00:40:33,388
I thought it was gonna
be the same thing. but...
794
00:40:35,665 --> 00:40:37,684
I get the feeling your neighbors
795
00:40:37,684 --> 00:40:41,527
See past all the stuff that
people usually look at.
796
00:40:41,527 --> 00:40:44,319
It makes me feel really good.
797
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,499
I'm glad.
798
00:40:48,019 --> 00:40:50,423
Robin gallagher was right.
799
00:40:50,624 --> 00:40:53,831
The people she had
met on wisteria lane
800
00:40:53,831 --> 00:40:55,637
Had really looked at her,
801
00:40:55,991 --> 00:40:59,789
And they had seen her
sense of morality,
802
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,379
Her loyal heart...
803
00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,973
Her surprising insight,
804
00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:12,032
Her forgiving nature.
805
00:41:14,129 --> 00:41:17,674
Some people had even taken notice
806
00:41:17,674 --> 00:41:19,992
Of her incredible beauty...
807
00:41:23,368 --> 00:41:26,730
And they were surprised to discover
808
00:41:26,730 --> 00:41:30,128
They liked what they saw.
809
00:41:30,129 --> 00:41:33,129
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