1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,400 Renee and Tom discussed their past. 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,413 I seem to remember you caught me in a towel then, too. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,134 Bree's Thanksgiving dinner... 4 00:00:10,168 --> 00:00:13,060 - I want a divorce! - I'm happy to oblige! 5 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,612 Dad! Mom! 6 00:00:14,629 --> 00:00:16,188 Went up in flames. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,240 Look who's here! 8 00:00:17,302 --> 00:00:20,552 Gaby's dinner ended when Hector got arrested... 9 00:00:20,552 --> 00:00:23,944 - I think they're illegals. - I have to move out of our house! 10 00:00:23,950 --> 00:00:27,886 And she was afraid of losing her biological daughter Grace. 11 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,355 Stay with us until we can figure things out. 12 00:00:30,389 --> 00:00:33,425 - And Paul's plan... - You are the proud new owner of your old house. 13 00:00:33,459 --> 00:00:36,094 Was set in motion. 14 00:00:42,867 --> 00:00:45,429 So Paige and I will be at the park for about 30 minutes. 15 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:48,332 Great. I should have all the clothes packed up by then. 16 00:00:48,366 --> 00:00:50,131 Oh, shoot. I forgot the pacifier. 17 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:53,738 I didn't. It's in the diaper bag. Have a good time. 18 00:00:53,772 --> 00:00:55,673 There are certain things 19 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:58,175 every parent must remember... 20 00:00:58,210 --> 00:01:01,746 Which toys can't be thrown away... 21 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:05,616 which vegetables must not be served... 22 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:09,320 which clothes should never be mended... 23 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:14,525 but the one thing every parent can forget... 24 00:01:14,559 --> 00:01:20,185 is how quickly their children grow up. 25 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:24,335 What's going on in here? 26 00:01:24,369 --> 00:01:26,953 Uh, Lisa Ellison is pregnant, 27 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,289 so I'm gonna give her some baby clothes. 28 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,658 Paige has grown out of all her onesies. 29 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,093 Wow, that was fast. 30 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:36,363 So fast. Isn't there a way we could keep her small? 31 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,265 Well, we could stop feeding her. 32 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,634 Then we could save money on food and clothes. 33 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,336 Hey, are you okay? 34 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,173 Yeah, it just hit me that this is my last onesie. 35 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,542 After Paige, no more babies. 36 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,477 - Isn't that what you wanted? - Mm. 37 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,879 I mean, weren't you the one who threw confetti... 38 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,815 after the doctor tied your tubes? 39 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,684 Yes, but now I'm thinking that it's just going by too quick... 40 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,554 - Ohh. - And before you know it, they'll be grown, and... 41 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,201 just be you and me. 42 00:02:04,235 --> 00:02:07,037 - Yeah. You know what the best part of that is? - No. 43 00:02:07,071 --> 00:02:08,906 It'll just be you... and me. 44 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,810 What are you doing? 45 00:02:12,844 --> 00:02:14,278 Giving you... 46 00:02:14,312 --> 00:02:19,077 a preview of what our retirement's gonna be like. 47 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:23,468 What about... what about the kids? 48 00:02:23,502 --> 00:02:26,871 They all left for school. I saw 'em. 49 00:02:28,841 --> 00:02:30,742 But... in the nursery? 50 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,811 In front of Peter Pan? 51 00:02:32,845 --> 00:02:35,046 It's about time he grew up. 52 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:45,924 Yes, there are certain things every parent must remember. 53 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:51,989 Ohh! I... forgot Paige's doll. 54 00:02:51,989 --> 00:02:55,091 I'll-I'll... I'll tell her it's dead. 55 00:02:55,525 --> 00:02:57,493 Locking the door... 56 00:02:57,497 --> 00:03:00,466 is one of them. 57 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:16,912 It's a question we all ask ourselves. 58 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:22,851 Do I trust the folks who live next door? 59 00:03:24,921 --> 00:03:28,991 Can I count on the woman who lives down the block? 60 00:03:29,025 --> 00:03:31,994 Will that couple across the street 61 00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:35,297 be there when I need them? 62 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:43,038 Yes, good neighbors are people we can rely on. 63 00:03:43,073 --> 00:03:44,873 Great neighbors 64 00:03:44,908 --> 00:03:48,844 are the ones who do exactly what they are told. 65 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:51,847 So this is what you want me to sign? 66 00:03:51,881 --> 00:03:55,084 Yes. Down at the bottom. 67 00:03:56,818 --> 00:03:58,697 Is there a problem? 68 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,832 I-I'm just a little sad, that's all. 69 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,020 Now, what do you have to be sad about? 70 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,134 I'm paying you well over market value. 71 00:04:05,134 --> 00:04:07,869 I know. It's just... I love the Lane. 72 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:10,123 Everybody's always been so kind to me. 73 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:13,625 To just up and move at my age... 74 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:15,627 The neighborhood is about to change. 75 00:04:15,662 --> 00:04:18,130 In a few months, you won't recognize this street. 76 00:04:18,164 --> 00:04:21,467 It's better to go now, with your memories intact. 77 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:25,804 What do you mean, it's gonna change? 78 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,307 You don't have to worry about that. 79 00:04:28,341 --> 00:04:31,477 All you need to know is that I'm helping you. 80 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:40,202 I am so sorry. I got hung up. 81 00:04:40,202 --> 00:04:42,169 Don't worry. It's done. 82 00:04:42,204 --> 00:04:45,000 Mr. Scully sold? But... I had a lot of details to work out. 83 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:45,905 I mean, length of escrow, 84 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,969 - disclosure agreements... - You'll still get your commission. 85 00:04:48,003 --> 00:04:50,605 - Okay. So... what happens now? - Now? 86 00:04:50,639 --> 00:04:55,610 Now I let the neighborhood in on my plan. 87 00:04:55,644 --> 00:04:57,111 Plan? 88 00:04:57,146 --> 00:05:00,014 You have a plan? 89 00:05:16,598 --> 00:05:18,565 Hi! 90 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,701 Oh, so now she knocks. 91 00:05:20,735 --> 00:05:23,871 It's Susan. I'm entering the house. 92 00:05:23,905 --> 00:05:26,573 It's okay, Susan. We are totally clothed. 93 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,645 Sweetie... 94 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,391 you avoided making eye contact with us all day yesterday. 95 00:05:34,391 --> 00:05:35,720 Can we move past this? 96 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,063 Yeah, I think the only fair thing now is for us to see you and Mike naked. 97 00:05:40,321 --> 00:05:43,924 Okay, you were right. It's not funny. 98 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:50,130 Yeah? 99 00:05:50,165 --> 00:05:52,166 I just want to say "congratulations." 100 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,567 For what? 101 00:05:53,601 --> 00:05:56,069 Well, I don't mean to be crass, 102 00:05:56,104 --> 00:05:58,572 but when I walked in on you guys, 103 00:05:58,606 --> 00:06:01,074 I couldn't help but notice that Tom is quite... 104 00:06:01,109 --> 00:06:03,510 gifted. 105 00:06:03,545 --> 00:06:06,013 - Oh, that. - "Oh, that"? 106 00:06:06,047 --> 00:06:08,682 When I opened the door, I thought you two had company. 107 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:11,685 I mean, I'm not sure if it was all the tiny furniture 108 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:14,065 in the nursery, but he looked... 109 00:06:14,065 --> 00:06:16,115 I get it, I get it. I'm a very lucky woman. 110 00:06:16,115 --> 00:06:19,960 So why haven't you ever mentioned it to me and the girls? 111 00:06:19,994 --> 00:06:22,529 - Mention it? - When we went for margaritas that night 112 00:06:22,564 --> 00:06:24,531 and we all kind of told each other 113 00:06:24,566 --> 00:06:27,034 about our husbands'... accomplishments, 114 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:30,103 how come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy tripod? 115 00:06:30,138 --> 00:06:34,007 Tommy tripod? How many more of these do you have? 116 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,009 Six. 117 00:06:36,044 --> 00:06:37,511 I'm serious. 118 00:06:37,545 --> 00:06:40,013 You were so tight-lipped, that we just assumed 119 00:06:40,048 --> 00:06:42,516 that Tom was one of those, you know, 120 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:44,818 button-on-a-fur-coat kind of guys. 121 00:06:44,853 --> 00:06:47,321 It's just something I don't care to advertise. 122 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:50,858 What do I care if people think he's got a dinky one? 123 00:06:56,397 --> 00:06:57,865 Hey, Carmen. 124 00:06:57,899 --> 00:07:00,067 What's with the map? 125 00:07:00,101 --> 00:07:01,702 I just spoke to Hector. 126 00:07:01,736 --> 00:07:04,571 Oh, my God. How is he? Where is he? 127 00:07:04,606 --> 00:07:08,876 Staying with his cousins in sabinas... Mexico. 128 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:12,045 Grace and I will be leaving for Texas in two days. 129 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,047 What? So soon? 130 00:07:14,082 --> 00:07:17,851 Gaby, we discussed this. We're staying with people we know 131 00:07:17,886 --> 00:07:21,421 for a few weeks until Hector crosses the border and joins us. 132 00:07:21,456 --> 00:07:23,390 And then what? 133 00:07:23,424 --> 00:07:26,860 I guess we'll try to get jobs, find a place to live. 134 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:28,362 Where? What jobs? 135 00:07:28,396 --> 00:07:30,864 You have a daughter you're dragging into all this. 136 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:32,666 Grace is a strong girl. 137 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:36,670 Yes, I know, but is this what's best for her? 138 00:07:36,704 --> 00:07:39,573 Okay, look, I'm just... putting it out there. 139 00:07:39,607 --> 00:07:42,442 Let Grace stay here with us. 140 00:07:42,477 --> 00:07:45,746 Just until you and Hector get settled. 141 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,214 That could take months. 142 00:07:47,248 --> 00:07:50,276 I don't mind. That way she can at least stay in school. 143 00:07:50,276 --> 00:07:52,819 She'll be safe, be with family. 144 00:07:52,854 --> 00:07:56,246 Hector and I are all the family she needs. 145 00:07:56,246 --> 00:07:58,114 She comes with me. 146 00:07:58,915 --> 00:08:01,817 Carmen, I don't mean to make you mad. It's just I... 147 00:08:01,852 --> 00:08:04,818 I have a say in this, too. I'm her birth mother! 148 00:08:05,023 --> 00:08:08,125 And I'm Juanita's! Does that mean I should take her with me? 149 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:10,527 Take her where? To run? To hide? 150 00:08:10,561 --> 00:08:12,290 That's the life you're making Grace live! 151 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:15,919 But here, she can have anything she wants, just like Juanita! 152 00:08:15,919 --> 00:08:18,687 Oh, so she can become a spoiled girl who never thinks of others, 153 00:08:18,722 --> 00:08:19,922 just like Juanita. 154 00:08:19,956 --> 00:08:22,291 Hey, there is nothing wrong with my kid. 155 00:08:22,325 --> 00:08:24,360 No, you're right. 156 00:08:24,394 --> 00:08:27,499 It's not her fault she's being raised by a bad mother. 157 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,069 And if a life of running and hiding 158 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:34,540 keeps that from happening to Grace, then that's what I'll do. 159 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:40,980 So we'll just tell people that you slipped in the bathroom 160 00:08:41,014 --> 00:08:43,482 and bumped your head. We're old. People expect that. 161 00:08:43,516 --> 00:08:45,918 What were you thinking with that book? 162 00:08:45,952 --> 00:08:47,639 I thought it would add a little spice. 163 00:08:47,721 --> 00:08:50,123 "Kama sutra." Kama sutures. 164 00:08:50,857 --> 00:08:52,725 Where'd that come from? 165 00:08:52,759 --> 00:08:55,628 Wasn't there yesterday. 166 00:08:55,662 --> 00:08:58,873 Take these. Take these home. 167 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,499 I gotta make sure people know about this. 168 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:02,501 Go! Go, go, go, go. 169 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:15,869 "Correctional center"? What is that, a jail? 170 00:09:15,869 --> 00:09:18,685 I called the city. They say it's "transitional housing" 171 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:20,660 for felons under house arrest. 172 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,994 - A halfway house for convicts, on our street? - Exactly. 173 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,830 I don't understand. The city bought this house? 174 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,766 No. I did. 175 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,035 You're responsible for this? 176 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,536 Sure am. 177 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,505 What could you possibly be thinking? 178 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:40,637 The day I was released from prison, I felt so blessed. 179 00:09:40,672 --> 00:09:42,873 I knew that I was coming home 180 00:09:42,907 --> 00:09:45,242 to the loving embrace of this beautiful neighborhood. 181 00:09:45,276 --> 00:09:47,144 And most inmates, when they're released, 182 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:50,896 don't have that kind of support. Most of them are isolated, 183 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:53,239 which leads them to commit more crimes. 184 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,575 Bringing them to a place like this, 185 00:09:55,609 --> 00:09:58,825 where they can interact with folks like you, 186 00:09:58,825 --> 00:10:00,726 might just keep a few of them 187 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,630 from making that unfortunate choice. 188 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,935 Come on, Paul. We've got children here. 189 00:10:05,969 --> 00:10:07,937 And I'm not spending my golden years 190 00:10:07,971 --> 00:10:10,873 borrowing a cup of sugar from drug dealers and rapists. 191 00:10:10,872 --> 00:10:11,581 I'm all for charity, 192 00:10:11,581 --> 00:10:14,877 but our neighborhood can't handle something like this. 193 00:10:14,911 --> 00:10:17,747 Apparently, I have more faith in you people than you do. 194 00:10:17,781 --> 00:10:20,349 Oh, my God. 195 00:10:20,384 --> 00:10:23,719 In a way, this halfway house will be a testament 196 00:10:23,754 --> 00:10:28,724 to how I feel about each and every one of you. 197 00:10:45,874 --> 00:10:48,809 Renee? 198 00:11:00,739 --> 00:11:03,241 Oh, I've really got to start knocking. 199 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:27,476 What? 200 00:11:27,476 --> 00:11:29,844 Lynette asked me to bring over this birthday card 201 00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:31,867 that got delivered to her house by mistake. 202 00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:33,902 Thanks so much. You can toss it. 203 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:36,338 You're not gonna read it? Come on. 204 00:11:36,372 --> 00:11:39,908 Someone who loves you took the time to send a card. 205 00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:41,810 "Happy Birthday from..." 206 00:11:41,844 --> 00:11:45,124 "Dr. Frank at midtown dental." 207 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,927 Oh, look! You're due for a cleaning. 208 00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:49,929 - Good-bye, Susan. - No, wait. 209 00:11:49,963 --> 00:11:51,898 So it's your birthday, huh? 210 00:11:51,932 --> 00:11:54,200 Do you have something special planned? 211 00:11:54,234 --> 00:11:58,338 I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28. 212 00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,773 Hey! What do you say you and I go out? 213 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:02,709 No candles, no cake, no singing. 214 00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:05,445 Just enough booze to wash away the pain. 215 00:12:05,479 --> 00:12:08,414 Why do you assume I'm in pain? 216 00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:14,053 I was talking about my pain. 217 00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:17,423 I've really been missing Mike since he's been in Alaska, and... 218 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,869 - ugh, I have a bunion that's bothering me... - Fine, fine. 219 00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:24,242 We'll have dinner. Let's just make it early. 220 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:25,874 I want to have a backup dinner lined up 221 00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:28,142 just in case this one gets too depressing. 222 00:12:28,176 --> 00:12:32,179 Oh, I promise you're gonna have a great... time. 223 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,415 Hey, there's my favorite lawyer. 224 00:12:35,415 --> 00:12:37,850 As it happens, I need some good legal advice. 225 00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:39,251 You mean free legal advice. 226 00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:42,221 Well, yeah. Free is good. 227 00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:45,024 So let's say hypothetically 228 00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:47,293 I know a woman who's in this country illegally. 229 00:12:47,327 --> 00:12:49,062 You mean Carmen. 230 00:12:49,096 --> 00:12:51,030 She's not the only illegal I know. 231 00:12:51,065 --> 00:12:53,433 Half of Carlos' family scaled a fence at some point. 232 00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:57,503 Now, let's say this woman's daughter is an American citizen. 233 00:12:57,538 --> 00:12:58,971 You mean Grace? 234 00:12:59,006 --> 00:13:00,907 Hello! Still hypothetically. 235 00:13:00,941 --> 00:13:04,850 Now, could the daughter stay here with another family 236 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,529 if, say, somebody 237 00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:09,415 anonymously reported the mother to immigration? 238 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,901 Yeah, as long as it's not the somebody 239 00:13:12,936 --> 00:13:15,871 who called immigration, because hypothetically, 240 00:13:15,905 --> 00:13:17,940 she'd be burning in hell. 241 00:13:17,974 --> 00:13:19,375 Oh, come on. 242 00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:22,416 Carmen wants to drag Grace all over Guadala-somewhere 243 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,880 while Hector figures out a way to sneak back into the country. 244 00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:27,105 Gaby, you can't do this. They're a family. 245 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,818 Just tell me... is it legal or not for me to keep her? 246 00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:31,253 Yes, technically, it's legal. 247 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,922 But just because something's legal doesn't make it right. 248 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:37,226 Okay, jeez! You don't have to jump down my throat. 249 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:40,696 Like I said, it was just... hypothetical. 250 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,436 Yeah, hi. Can I get the number 251 00:13:53,436 --> 00:13:54,969 for the immigration department, please? 252 00:13:57,205 --> 00:14:01,084 What do you want for dinner? Pasta? Meatloaf? 253 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,448 I don't care. Meatloaf's good. 254 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:07,580 Why don't you talk about my penis? 255 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,675 Excuse me? 256 00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:12,719 I overheard you and Susan talking. 257 00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:15,488 I was surprised to find you'd never... 258 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:17,524 bragged about me. 259 00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:19,380 There's a reason they call them private parts. 260 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,001 And why would you care anyway? 261 00:14:21,329 --> 00:14:25,144 I know what you gals talk about when you get together. 262 00:14:25,144 --> 00:14:28,549 Gaby lets everyone know how much money Carlos has. 263 00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:31,444 Susan talks about what a badass Mike is... 264 00:14:31,444 --> 00:14:32,209 So... 265 00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:35,149 So do I always have to be the joke? 266 00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:38,068 The-the one who paid too much for the car, 267 00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:40,232 the one who cried when the cop pulled him over... 268 00:14:40,232 --> 00:14:43,034 you don't have a problem sharing my screwups, 269 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:46,003 but God forbid you give me this one little victory. 270 00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:48,472 Are we really having this conversation? 271 00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:49,941 I am just saying, 272 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:53,578 for once it would be nice if you gave me a little good press. 273 00:14:53,612 --> 00:14:55,146 You know, 274 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,614 tell your friends... 275 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:58,549 what I bring to the table. 276 00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:02,053 Please don't put it on the table. 277 00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:08,113 I'm sorry. I was looking for my contractor boyfriend, 278 00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:10,733 not a... suave international spy. 279 00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:12,634 Well, the restaurant is pretty, uh... 280 00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:15,704 How do the kids say it? Snazzy? 281 00:15:15,738 --> 00:15:18,807 You look wonderful. Hmm. 282 00:15:18,841 --> 00:15:20,308 Shall we? 283 00:15:20,343 --> 00:15:23,244 Hang on. Yeah, I just gotta grab one thing out of my room. 284 00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:25,880 Okay. 285 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:32,540 Oh, hey, Bree. I heard the door. I thought you were pizza. 286 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:36,206 Hello, Richard. Are we going to bed or getting up? 287 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,109 I don't know. Let's see. 288 00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:42,980 Ahh. "Wheel of fortune." Getting up. 289 00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:47,768 So how are you doing? 290 00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:50,487 Not so hot. Mary's lawyer called today. 291 00:15:50,521 --> 00:15:52,422 We're starting our divorce proceedings. 292 00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:53,890 I'm so sorry. 293 00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:55,686 Oh, the marriage has been over for a long time, 294 00:15:55,686 --> 00:15:58,435 but I had no idea what a kick in the gut this was gonna be. 295 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,369 I guess it's just hitting me 296 00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:03,272 that I could be alone for the rest of my life. 297 00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,675 Richard, that's ridiculous. Take a look in the mirror. 298 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:08,878 I mean, after you shower. 299 00:16:08,912 --> 00:16:15,994 You are a catch. You're smart, adventurous, very handsome... 300 00:16:15,994 --> 00:16:17,778 For a tired old guy in his 50s... 301 00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:21,410 Stop wallowing in self-pity! You were a major in the army. 302 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,515 Be strong. 303 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,484 The army is easy. There's structure. 304 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,614 They tell you what to do, you do it. But this... 305 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:30,650 Fine! Then I'll tell you what to do. Turn off the tv, 306 00:16:30,684 --> 00:16:33,019 get dressed, and get out of this apartment. 307 00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:35,855 And do what? 308 00:16:52,406 --> 00:16:54,373 Ready to go? 309 00:16:54,408 --> 00:16:59,523 Change of plans. I've invited your father to join us. 310 00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:01,490 I hope you don't mind. 311 00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,993 Bree could see that I'm a little down. 312 00:17:04,027 --> 00:17:06,996 No. No, it's fine. 313 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:11,200 It's not like I had anything special planned. 314 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,568 Okay, I checked the bylaws. We can all relax. 315 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,037 Paul can't open a halfway house on this street 316 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:24,373 without approval from the homeowners' association. 317 00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:26,455 And since he only has one house... 318 00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:28,700 He only gets one vote. No way he gets a majority. 319 00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:32,222 Thank God. Let's call a meeting of the association 320 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,373 and take a vote so we can get this over with. 321 00:17:34,373 --> 00:17:35,335 Does this seem too easy? 322 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:38,272 I mean, Paul's a smart guy. He wouldn't pull a stunt like this 323 00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,007 unless he thought he could get away with it. 324 00:17:40,007 --> 00:17:42,072 I wish Mike were here. He'd just go over there 325 00:17:42,072 --> 00:17:43,716 and scare some sense into him. 326 00:17:43,716 --> 00:17:48,615 Do we know any other macho guys who could do the job? 327 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,183 What about Carlos? 328 00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:51,652 Oh, forget Carlos. 329 00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:54,955 We've got a guy right here that can do the job. 330 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,034 Roy. 331 00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:59,003 Not me. 332 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,938 Hey, what about the gay? 333 00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:04,175 He looks like he could do some damage. 334 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,115 Okay. How about I just refresh everyone's coffee? 335 00:18:07,115 --> 00:18:08,630 'Cause it looks like that's all I'm good for. 336 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,768 Oh, can you be a love and bring back more of these cookies? 337 00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:20,282 You okay? 338 00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:22,275 Bob? Roy? 339 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,692 Your friends think everybody on the street is tougher than me. 340 00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:27,372 That's ridiculous! 341 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,923 Hey, how about we send Lynette over there? 342 00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:32,490 - She got a set of cojones on her. - You see? 343 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:36,033 - You see? This is all your fault! - Wh... h-how is it my fault? 344 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,485 'Cause you never say anything positive about me. God forbid 345 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,644 - you talk me up, make these people think I'm a real man. - A real man? 346 00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:45,246 Are you suggesting we make this meeting a forum for your talent? 347 00:18:45,246 --> 00:18:47,088 Why is it so hard for you to say nice things about me? 348 00:18:47,088 --> 00:18:49,928 I do, all the time. 349 00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:50,140 Oh, but you prefer to emasculate me. 350 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,021 Emasculate you? No, I don't! 351 00:18:52,021 --> 00:18:54,405 - Yes, you do. Yes, you do. - Oh, you want me to talk you up? 352 00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:56,219 - Yeah, that would be great! - Fine! I'll talk you up. 353 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,278 Listen, everybody. I've got an idea. If we need someone 354 00:18:58,278 --> 00:19:01,574 to intimidate Paul, Tom can do it in the men's room. 355 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:04,359 What? 356 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,503 Oh, you didn't hear? Tom's packin'! 357 00:19:07,503 --> 00:19:11,820 We're talkin' big, circus big. So big, 358 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:14,092 he can drive in the car pool Lane when he's alone. 359 00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:14,726 L-L-Lynette... 360 00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:17,902 If it falls in the forest, believe me... it makes a sound. 361 00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:18,568 Th-that's enough. That... 362 00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:20,633 The Washington monument looks at it and says, 363 00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,209 "I want to be you when I grow up." 364 00:19:28,392 --> 00:19:30,493 Jeez, you'd think she'd smile more. 365 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,371 Grace, you want to go to the kitchen for a little bit? 366 00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:53,426 Why? 367 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,803 Maybe make yourself a snack. 368 00:19:57,277 --> 00:19:59,632 You are such a brave little girl. 369 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,944 If anything bad ever happens, 370 00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:02,984 you are surrounded by people who love you. 371 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,126 What are you talking about? 372 00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:08,110 Gaby, immigration's here. The men who took daddy? 373 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:11,630 Oh, don't worry, Grace. Everything's gonna be okay. 374 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:12,710 Mama! 375 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:16,620 Grace, listen to me. Go upstairs to Juanita's room 376 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,357 and do not move until I tell you. 377 00:20:18,357 --> 00:20:20,188 No, mama! I want to stay with you! 378 00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:21,236 I'll be fine. 379 00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:24,182 I love you. 380 00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:26,630 I love you. 381 00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,158 Go, go. 382 00:20:32,484 --> 00:20:34,613 These people are going to take me. 383 00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,236 I need you to look after my baby. 384 00:20:40,053 --> 00:20:41,559 You're not going anywhere. 385 00:20:48,598 --> 00:20:51,427 Can I help you? 386 00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:53,876 I'm Agent Jackson from I.C.E. 387 00:20:53,876 --> 00:20:56,220 We're looking for Carmen Sanchez. Is that you? 388 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,784 Okay, Mrs. Solis, 389 00:20:57,784 --> 00:20:59,953 I'm going to the store now for oven cleaner. 390 00:20:59,953 --> 00:21:01,048 Are you Carmen Sanchez? 391 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,720 Ma'am, we're from U.S. immigration and customs enforcement. 392 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,671 Ay, dios mío! 393 00:21:08,671 --> 00:21:11,318 I might be late tomorrow. 394 00:21:13,951 --> 00:21:16,207 This is lovely, Keith. 395 00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:18,241 Yeah, but it feels like something's missing. 396 00:21:18,336 --> 00:21:21,745 What is it? Oh, I know. My father. 397 00:21:21,858 --> 00:21:24,034 Oh, I'm sorry. I know we've been having a lot of dinners 398 00:21:24,129 --> 00:21:25,504 - with him lately. - Oh, it's okay. 399 00:21:25,569 --> 00:21:27,504 It's really sweet the way you've been looking after him. 400 00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:30,450 - But I'm really glad it's just us tonight. - Me, too. Mm. 401 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,406 I'll check on our table. Wanna grab me a drink? 402 00:21:33,406 --> 00:21:35,298 Yeah, whiskey up, ice water back. 403 00:21:41,372 --> 00:21:42,410 Can I help you? 404 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:45,449 Watson, party of two. I'm the one who called earlier. 405 00:21:45,449 --> 00:21:48,616 Oh, yes, of course. Would you like the ring delivered 406 00:21:48,616 --> 00:21:49,727 in our chocolate soufflé? 407 00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:52,461 Oh, no. I'm too nervous to wait for dessert. 408 00:21:52,461 --> 00:21:53,651 How about an appetizer? 409 00:21:53,651 --> 00:21:56,107 We have the jumbo shrimp cocktail. 410 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,587 Not jumbo. 411 00:21:57,587 --> 00:21:59,772 I-I don't want the shrimp to make the ring look small. 412 00:22:01,498 --> 00:22:02,312 Thank you. 413 00:22:02,312 --> 00:22:03,145 Bree? 414 00:22:03,145 --> 00:22:06,232 It's me, Tracy! Tracy Miller! 415 00:22:06,232 --> 00:22:09,816 Of course! Oh, it's been years! 416 00:22:09,816 --> 00:22:11,063 You look... 417 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,568 Incredible. Look at me! 418 00:22:12,568 --> 00:22:14,912 I'm a stick. I've lost a ton. 419 00:22:14,912 --> 00:22:16,103 Good for you. 420 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,575 What's, uh, Adam doing these days? 421 00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:20,343 Sitting in his studio apartment 422 00:22:20,343 --> 00:22:23,950 and cursing my divorce lawyer for taking all of his money. 423 00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:26,031 I'm so sorry. 424 00:22:26,031 --> 00:22:28,064 Oh, don't be. I'm doing great. 425 00:22:28,064 --> 00:22:29,705 They're ready for us. 426 00:22:30,074 --> 00:22:32,089 Oh, my God. Is this Andrew? 427 00:22:32,168 --> 00:22:34,425 I can't believe how grown up he is. 428 00:22:34,537 --> 00:22:37,897 No, this is my boyfriend Keith. 429 00:22:37,993 --> 00:22:42,057 Wow. I guess we're both doin' great. 430 00:22:44,569 --> 00:22:47,721 After the mudslides, there was an outbreak of cholera. 431 00:22:47,785 --> 00:22:50,234 Half my village died. 432 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:53,513 That's when we paid the coyote to bring us over the border. 433 00:22:54,727 --> 00:22:58,072 Jeez, cholera? Getting shot at? 434 00:22:58,135 --> 00:23:00,414 Doesn't anyone have a happy story 435 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,726 about coming to this country? 436 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:06,174 Gabrielle Solis? Your husband is here. 437 00:23:06,222 --> 00:23:07,390 Oh. 438 00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:12,927 Uh, good luck. I'm sure I'll see you all again. 439 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,639 You seem like a very persistent lot. 440 00:23:20,812 --> 00:23:21,666 You okay? 441 00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:23,717 As long as you're not mad at me. 442 00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:24,947 Are you kidding? 443 00:23:24,978 --> 00:23:27,761 It's a very brave thing that you did for Carmen. 444 00:23:27,793 --> 00:23:31,251 Yeah, well, you know me, always thinking about others. 445 00:23:32,689 --> 00:23:35,666 So where are Carmen and Grace? 446 00:23:35,698 --> 00:23:37,656 Carmen was too scared to stay at the house, 447 00:23:37,714 --> 00:23:38,898 so I put them up at a motel. 448 00:23:38,978 --> 00:23:40,868 Oh. Well, you can tell them everything's fine. 449 00:23:40,899 --> 00:23:42,722 - They can come home now. - Gaby... 450 00:23:42,785 --> 00:23:46,267 you just made fools out of a U.S. government agency. 451 00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:47,883 Our house isn't safe anymore. 452 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:50,971 Carmen and Grace are leaving for Texas in the morning. 453 00:23:56,139 --> 00:23:57,277 Isn't this romantic? 454 00:23:57,358 --> 00:23:58,932 Like I said, I wanted this 455 00:23:58,995 --> 00:24:00,916 to be a special night for the two of us. Mm. 456 00:24:04,627 --> 00:24:06,020 Son of a bitch. 457 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,834 Well, hey, you two. 458 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,347 Richard, hi! What are you doing here? 459 00:24:11,429 --> 00:24:13,768 I thought if Keith were bringing a great cook like you here, 460 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,375 it's gotta be good. So I thought I'd order some takeout. 461 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,816 Takeout. Good idea. 462 00:24:20,905 --> 00:24:21,524 Yeah. 463 00:24:21,557 --> 00:24:23,477 I thought maybe I'd, uh... 464 00:24:23,572 --> 00:24:26,358 take the food home and eat in front of the tv. 465 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:31,605 Of course, it is Friday. There's probably nothing on. 466 00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:35,500 So I... guess I'll just eat over the sink. 467 00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:41,082 Well, uh, Richard, if you don't have plans, 468 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,493 would you like to join us? 469 00:24:42,557 --> 00:24:44,973 Of course he has plans. Didn't you hear about the sink? 470 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:48,108 I would love to. Let me get another chair. 471 00:24:50,309 --> 00:24:52,132 What are you doing? 472 00:24:52,213 --> 00:24:53,860 The man is clearly in pain. 473 00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:56,467 It's not your responsibility to cheer him up. 474 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,932 When he is tired of being alone, he will meet somebody. 475 00:25:04,052 --> 00:25:07,252 Maybe sooner than you think. 476 00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:11,363 Tracy, I cannot get over how great you look. 477 00:25:11,396 --> 00:25:14,340 - What is your secret? - Revenge. 478 00:25:14,404 --> 00:25:16,997 After I lost the weight, I took a picture of myself naked 479 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:19,957 and sent it to my ex to rub his face in it... 480 00:25:20,005 --> 00:25:22,516 or to be sure that he can't rub his face in. 481 00:25:25,797 --> 00:25:27,461 Am I right? 482 00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:30,027 You know, Richard, speaking of... 483 00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:35,877 Tracy here has an incredible singing voice. 484 00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:38,373 - Oh, really? - Yes, we met in church choir. 485 00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:40,789 Didn't you say you sang in your church choir? 486 00:25:40,837 --> 00:25:42,165 Still do. I love it. 487 00:25:42,228 --> 00:25:44,692 Yeah, I don't sing anymore... Or believe in God. 488 00:25:45,397 --> 00:25:47,620 - Really? - Yeah, it's kind of hard 489 00:25:47,668 --> 00:25:50,533 to believe in a higher power when you're on your knees 490 00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:52,320 begging for help for your nightmare of a life, 491 00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:53,536 and you get squat! 492 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,854 So, yes, that's how we met... the choir. 493 00:26:00,854 --> 00:26:04,250 Well, Tracy, not that God needs defending, 494 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:06,149 but as someone who's been in combat, 495 00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:09,957 I have found my faith to be a comfort in difficult times. 496 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:12,918 Isn't that refreshing? A man with old-fashioned values. 497 00:26:12,998 --> 00:26:15,430 I think we should cut all funding to the military 498 00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:16,837 and pour it into the schools. 499 00:26:16,901 --> 00:26:19,222 I hope they'll teach arabic in those schools. 500 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,492 So shall we order? 501 00:26:22,573 --> 00:26:25,580 Bree, can I talk to you for a sec? 502 00:26:30,336 --> 00:26:32,624 "Shall we order?" Are you not sitting at that table? 503 00:26:32,689 --> 00:26:34,032 This plan of yours isn't working. 504 00:26:34,096 --> 00:26:36,006 I admit, she was much nicer when she was fat. 505 00:26:37,041 --> 00:26:38,421 Look, you need to get them out of here. 506 00:26:38,485 --> 00:26:40,821 I have to talk to you about something really important. 507 00:26:40,884 --> 00:26:41,479 What is it? 508 00:26:41,527 --> 00:26:44,214 I can't just blurt it out. It needs to be done just right. 509 00:26:44,264 --> 00:26:46,634 Hey! Did anyone order a shrimp cocktail 510 00:26:46,698 --> 00:26:49,049 with a puny engagement ring on the side? 511 00:26:49,098 --> 00:26:52,089 - Oh, crap! - Keith, what is that? 512 00:26:52,138 --> 00:26:54,042 - No, no, no. Forget you ever saw this. - But, Keith... 513 00:26:54,106 --> 00:26:55,444 I don't wanna hear your answer, Bree. 514 00:26:55,492 --> 00:26:56,995 This is not how this is happening. 515 00:26:57,027 --> 00:27:00,083 You never should have invited him to stay here. 516 00:27:00,131 --> 00:27:01,492 You ruined this entire thing. 517 00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:04,611 And-and so did you, and so did you! 518 00:27:11,247 --> 00:27:13,264 Well, he certainly killed the evening. 519 00:27:20,012 --> 00:27:22,230 So on Sunday, I make a big roast chicken, 520 00:27:22,231 --> 00:27:24,377 then on Monday, I turn that into chicken salad, 521 00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:25,901 and on Tuesday, chicken soup. 522 00:27:25,902 --> 00:27:29,368 It's amazing how you can stretch a simple chicken. 523 00:27:29,369 --> 00:27:32,110 Into a 45-minute story. 524 00:27:32,865 --> 00:27:35,284 When you said you were the fun one on the Lane, 525 00:27:35,285 --> 00:27:37,717 who was your competition... the mailbox? 526 00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:40,274 I was just trying to cheer you up. 527 00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:41,912 Well, who said I need cheering up? 528 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:43,510 Well... 529 00:27:46,172 --> 00:27:48,517 I saw you crying yesterday. 530 00:27:51,329 --> 00:27:54,234 For God sake. This is a pity dinner? 531 00:27:54,235 --> 00:27:56,833 No. I just... I know what you're going through. 532 00:27:56,834 --> 00:28:00,680 Birthdays are hard, especially when you're single. 533 00:28:01,084 --> 00:28:04,453 But I guarantee you you're going to meet someone. 534 00:28:04,454 --> 00:28:06,658 You're a very attractive woman. 535 00:28:07,024 --> 00:28:09,071 You think that's what I was crying about? 536 00:28:11,511 --> 00:28:14,709 Hey. You find me attractive? 537 00:28:16,589 --> 00:28:17,627 Yes. 538 00:28:17,628 --> 00:28:19,117 Would you wanna go out with me? 539 00:28:20,303 --> 00:28:23,131 Yeah. But we have to be very discreet, 540 00:28:23,132 --> 00:28:24,092 because my girlfriend... 541 00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:25,931 See? I have no problem getting a guy. 542 00:28:26,595 --> 00:28:30,220 Ugh. So why the sob-fest? 543 00:28:30,221 --> 00:28:32,231 Do we really have to talk about this? 544 00:28:32,719 --> 00:28:36,057 No. On Wednesday, I made chicken potpie... 545 00:28:36,058 --> 00:28:37,646 Okay, okay. 546 00:28:37,668 --> 00:28:39,125 Here's why I was crying... 547 00:28:41,196 --> 00:28:42,937 I was thinking about this... 548 00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:45,107 great guy from my past. 549 00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:48,115 Oh. 550 00:28:49,568 --> 00:28:51,362 It was over 20 years ago. 551 00:28:51,977 --> 00:28:55,915 We only had one... weekend together, but... 552 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,457 the way he made me feel... 553 00:28:58,984 --> 00:29:02,260 and the older I get, I keep thinking that... 554 00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:04,823 he was the one... 555 00:29:08,018 --> 00:29:10,058 and I let him slip away. 556 00:29:11,703 --> 00:29:14,732 Well, that... that doesn't sound like you. 557 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,583 There was someone else in the picture. 558 00:29:21,592 --> 00:29:22,794 Listen... 559 00:29:24,189 --> 00:29:26,506 we never know what's going to happen. 560 00:29:27,051 --> 00:29:30,390 I mean, Mike and I had our share of setbacks. 561 00:29:30,964 --> 00:29:32,505 But I never gave up. 562 00:29:32,893 --> 00:29:35,826 I never stopped dreaming that maybe one day... 563 00:29:35,827 --> 00:29:37,147 it would work out. 564 00:29:37,785 --> 00:29:39,268 And neither should you. 565 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:46,741 You know what, Susan? I just figured out your thing. 566 00:29:47,401 --> 00:29:48,788 You aren't the fun one. 567 00:29:50,953 --> 00:29:52,139 You're the smart one. 568 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:53,167 Oh. 569 00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:07,968 Oh, you're good. I'll give you that. 570 00:30:07,969 --> 00:30:08,920 It speaks. 571 00:30:08,921 --> 00:30:11,661 Just when I think you can't find new ways to embarrass me, 572 00:30:11,662 --> 00:30:14,797 you top yourself. Well done, nutcracker! 573 00:30:17,303 --> 00:30:19,518 Wait a minute. Wait. Wait a minute. 574 00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:20,466 We were having a discussion 575 00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:23,697 about the future of our community, and you attacked me 576 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:26,000 and turned it into a referendum about your manhood. 577 00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:27,539 You know, I wish I didn't have to do that, 578 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:28,896 but I'm tired of all of our friends 579 00:30:28,897 --> 00:30:30,845 thinkin' that I'm just a buffoon! 580 00:30:30,846 --> 00:30:33,711 Buffoon?! Are you insane? 581 00:30:33,712 --> 00:30:36,419 Every woman on this street constantly tells me 582 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,517 that I have the perfect husband. 583 00:30:38,631 --> 00:30:41,926 - They do not. - They do! Gaby says that she wishes Carlos 584 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,452 was thoughtful like you. 585 00:30:43,453 --> 00:30:45,847 Susan wishes Mike had your sense of humor. 586 00:30:45,848 --> 00:30:48,371 Bree says she's never seen a better dad. 587 00:30:48,372 --> 00:30:50,494 Then why do you sound annoyed by that? 588 00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:51,657 How many people go up to you 589 00:30:51,658 --> 00:30:54,126 and tell you you have the perfect wife? 590 00:30:56,483 --> 00:30:57,647 Take your time. 591 00:30:58,438 --> 00:30:59,474 Well... 592 00:30:59,907 --> 00:31:00,988 Uh, lots. 593 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:04,195 Oh, wrong. I know how our friends see us... 594 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,647 you're the hardworking, nice guy, and I am the bitch. 595 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:10,516 I am the one who's constantly emasculating her husband. 596 00:31:10,517 --> 00:31:12,609 I'm the one who can't wait to get away from her kids 597 00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:15,213 - and go back to work. - No. People don't say that. 598 00:31:15,214 --> 00:31:19,189 See? You are so nice, you can't even tell me the truth. 599 00:31:19,190 --> 00:31:20,764 For almost 20 years, 600 00:31:20,765 --> 00:31:24,465 all I've heard is how incredibly lucky I am 601 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:25,894 to have a guy like you. 602 00:31:25,895 --> 00:31:30,162 So if I don't constantly brag about how great you are, 603 00:31:30,163 --> 00:31:33,181 it's only because I don't wanna be reminded 604 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,391 of how much I don't deserve you. 605 00:31:43,504 --> 00:31:45,986 You know, I'm the one 606 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,770 who should be bragging to all the neighbors, 607 00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:53,213 telling them how lucky I am to be married to a woman 608 00:31:53,214 --> 00:31:57,306 who's still... sexy as all get out... 609 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,263 who makes me laugh... 610 00:32:02,949 --> 00:32:04,721 and whose heart is so big, 611 00:32:04,944 --> 00:32:08,332 that even after raising five children... 612 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,841 she still cries when she has to pack away the last onesie. 613 00:32:14,261 --> 00:32:15,654 I didn't cry. 614 00:32:17,575 --> 00:32:19,356 Okay, I teared up a bit. 615 00:32:27,132 --> 00:32:28,957 You know what I'm in the mood to do? 616 00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:32,733 I have an idea. Hmm. 617 00:32:32,739 --> 00:32:35,320 It did everything but tap me on the shoulder. 618 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:47,728 And that's how you get out of payin' for a taxi. 619 00:32:47,773 --> 00:32:50,344 Well, we weren't in a taxi. We were in my car. 620 00:32:50,489 --> 00:32:52,706 But now I know why you showed me your boobs. 621 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:54,358 Okay, that's a lot of stairs. 622 00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:57,385 How does sleeping on the couch sound? 623 00:32:57,386 --> 00:32:58,774 You know something? 624 00:32:59,169 --> 00:33:03,136 I told Lynette you were this mousy little loser. 625 00:33:03,137 --> 00:33:05,562 Actually, you told that to me. 626 00:33:05,563 --> 00:33:07,462 Oh, I'm sorry. 627 00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:10,379 'Cause I really like you now. You're nice... 628 00:33:10,664 --> 00:33:12,596 much nicer than that Susan. 629 00:33:15,154 --> 00:33:16,317 Okay. 630 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:18,901 Nighty-night. 631 00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:23,557 You gonna be okay? 632 00:33:23,575 --> 00:33:25,924 Mm, I thought I was. 633 00:33:26,969 --> 00:33:28,842 I thought I could live down the street from him, 634 00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:30,910 but it's so hard. 635 00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:35,506 Wait. The guy you're in love with... 636 00:33:35,808 --> 00:33:37,163 He lives here? 637 00:33:37,698 --> 00:33:38,700 Yeah. 638 00:33:39,848 --> 00:33:41,068 Tom. 639 00:33:43,003 --> 00:33:44,077 Tom? 640 00:33:45,548 --> 00:33:47,130 Tom Scavo? 641 00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:49,035 Yeah. 642 00:33:50,105 --> 00:33:52,231 Oh, the love of my life. 643 00:34:04,862 --> 00:34:07,162 Hey, Richard. I was looking for Keith. Is he here? 644 00:34:07,729 --> 00:34:09,373 No, he went for a walk. 645 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,158 You wanna wait for him? 646 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:13,482 If you don't mind. 647 00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:19,718 I am so sorry that I ruined your evening. 648 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,203 Well, to be fair, you had some help. 649 00:34:22,988 --> 00:34:25,357 Still, if I had any idea he was gonna propose... 650 00:34:25,782 --> 00:34:27,977 No one was more surprised than me. 651 00:34:29,314 --> 00:34:32,498 This is none of my business, but if he'd pulled it off, 652 00:34:32,515 --> 00:34:33,821 what would you have said? 653 00:34:36,321 --> 00:34:39,887 Speaking as your prospective father-in-law, of course. 654 00:34:40,848 --> 00:34:43,320 Um... I don't know. 655 00:34:43,321 --> 00:34:45,304 It's all a little... sudden. 656 00:34:45,305 --> 00:34:48,545 Yeah, that's Keith. He's always been an impulsive kid. 657 00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,308 Never really thinks things through. 658 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,098 Well, actually, his spontaneity 659 00:34:52,099 --> 00:34:53,885 is one of the things I love about him. 660 00:34:57,104 --> 00:34:58,376 Can I be honest with you? 661 00:34:59,651 --> 00:35:05,840 I... would never... put you and Keith together. 662 00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:06,848 Oh? 663 00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:09,511 Yeah, I see you with someone... 664 00:35:09,512 --> 00:35:11,268 steady. More... 665 00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:13,847 reliable. 666 00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:18,289 Someone who shares your faith, your old-fashioned values. 667 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,473 Someone more your own age? 668 00:35:28,999 --> 00:35:32,242 Well, that being said, I really do love your son. 669 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:37,336 Oh, hey, I-I love him, too. Like I said, he's a great kid. 670 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:45,504 I should go. 671 00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:49,346 Really? 672 00:35:51,134 --> 00:35:52,950 Please tell him that I stopped by. 673 00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:06,014 It's been so wonderful getting to know you. 674 00:36:06,349 --> 00:36:08,126 You, too, Mrs. Solis. 675 00:36:11,948 --> 00:36:13,131 What are you doing? 676 00:36:14,106 --> 00:36:15,920 Memorizing your face. 677 00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:18,638 Texas is far away, 678 00:36:18,639 --> 00:36:20,367 and I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. 679 00:36:21,156 --> 00:36:22,423 Maybe someday. 680 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,457 Yeah, maybe someday. 681 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,472 Can I tell you something, Grace? 682 00:36:30,082 --> 00:36:31,691 I grew up just like you. 683 00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:34,797 I didn't have a lot of pretty things. 684 00:36:36,355 --> 00:36:38,244 But I never let that stop me 685 00:36:38,486 --> 00:36:40,917 from going after any dream I wanted. 686 00:36:42,738 --> 00:36:44,311 So you remember that, okay? 687 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,858 - Okay. - Gaby... 688 00:36:48,469 --> 00:36:49,695 They need to go. 689 00:36:53,539 --> 00:36:55,508 Oh, I wish you could stay with us. 690 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:00,848 Gaby... 691 00:37:01,684 --> 00:37:04,156 Oh. Okay. 692 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:20,298 I'm sorry about what I said about Juanita the other day. 693 00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:22,416 Don't worry about it. 694 00:37:25,188 --> 00:37:26,542 We should go. 695 00:37:26,618 --> 00:37:27,754 Carmen... 696 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:30,692 Thank you. 697 00:37:33,190 --> 00:37:34,912 Thank you for taking care of my baby. 698 00:37:38,972 --> 00:37:41,948 Thank you for taking care of mine. 699 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,357 Oh, God. 700 00:38:14,921 --> 00:38:17,272 Hey, everybody quiet down. This shouldn't take too long. 701 00:38:17,273 --> 00:38:20,064 We only have one order of business on the agenda tonight, 702 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:22,305 and that is the new halfway house... 703 00:38:23,464 --> 00:38:25,356 that is scheduled to open in the property 704 00:38:25,357 --> 00:38:27,041 owned by Paul Young... 705 00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:29,742 So let's jump right to the vote. 706 00:38:29,743 --> 00:38:32,142 All those opposed to the halfway house? 707 00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:35,411 Madame chairwoman? Point of order. 708 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:37,158 According to our bylaws, 709 00:38:37,159 --> 00:38:39,508 we have to have a 48-hour notice before a vote. 710 00:38:39,509 --> 00:38:41,160 We'll still vote the same way in two days, 711 00:38:41,161 --> 00:38:43,523 - and you'll still lose. - Yeah, that'll be 14 to 1. 712 00:38:43,524 --> 00:38:44,694 Then we'll take another vote to 713 00:38:44,695 --> 00:38:47,767 - kick you off the street. - That'll be 14 to 1, too. 714 00:38:49,390 --> 00:38:53,051 You might wanna check your math. I have at least seven votes. 715 00:38:54,988 --> 00:38:56,558 How do you figure that? 716 00:38:57,054 --> 00:38:59,262 With the acquisition of Mr. Scully's place, 717 00:38:59,263 --> 00:39:01,746 I now own seven houses on Wisteria Lane. 718 00:39:05,112 --> 00:39:06,178 What? 719 00:39:07,174 --> 00:39:09,768 I used the settlement I got from my wrongful incarceration 720 00:39:09,769 --> 00:39:12,331 to acquire the extra property. Didn't I, Lee? 721 00:39:15,756 --> 00:39:17,218 You knew about this? 722 00:39:17,771 --> 00:39:20,417 He was my realtor. Couldn't have done it without him. 723 00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:22,940 He just hired me. I didn't know he was evil. 724 00:39:23,221 --> 00:39:25,737 How much money did you make from these deals, anyway? 725 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:26,909 Not that much. 726 00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:32,730 So that's why you tried to buy my house. 727 00:39:34,418 --> 00:39:36,017 You never told us about that. 728 00:39:36,018 --> 00:39:39,575 Well, I made it pretty clear how I felt about his offer. 729 00:39:39,701 --> 00:39:41,212 Well, none of this matters. 730 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:43,691 Seven houses isn't enough to win the vote. 731 00:39:44,184 --> 00:39:45,786 That's an excellent point, Gaby. 732 00:39:45,978 --> 00:39:47,366 I need one more. 733 00:39:47,704 --> 00:39:49,862 And since this halfway house means a lot to me, 734 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:51,798 I intend to get it. 735 00:39:53,228 --> 00:39:55,096 Well, we're not gonna sell to you. 736 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,358 I don't need all of you to sell, just one. 737 00:39:58,904 --> 00:40:00,703 So if you're sure it won't happen, 738 00:40:00,839 --> 00:40:02,189 there won't be a problem. 739 00:40:02,190 --> 00:40:03,977 But if someone should sell... 740 00:40:04,305 --> 00:40:06,483 you'll have hardened criminals on this street. 741 00:40:07,129 --> 00:40:09,532 And what do you think that will do to your property values? 742 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:12,361 Oh, my God. 743 00:40:12,362 --> 00:40:15,196 - You can't scare us. - Well, maybe not you, Carlos. You're rich. 744 00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:17,776 But what about, uh, Mitzi Kinsky? 745 00:40:18,663 --> 00:40:19,957 What about me? 746 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,990 We all know you've been laid off. 747 00:40:22,244 --> 00:40:25,149 I can offer you well above market value. 748 00:40:28,522 --> 00:40:29,995 Or you, Mrs. McCluskey? 749 00:40:29,996 --> 00:40:33,144 I bet your entire life savings is tied up in your home. 750 00:40:33,935 --> 00:40:36,465 And, Susan, my offer still stands. 751 00:40:36,466 --> 00:40:37,999 We all know Mike had to go to Alaska 752 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,871 because of your financial problems. 753 00:40:40,013 --> 00:40:41,829 But if you lose half the equity in your house, 754 00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:44,023 will he ever be able to come back? 755 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,996 How much above market value? 756 00:40:52,997 --> 00:40:53,982 Mitzi! 757 00:40:53,983 --> 00:40:55,426 Look, I don't wanna sell, 758 00:40:55,427 --> 00:40:57,037 but if somebody else does, I'm screwed! 759 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,909 No one else is gonna sell. 760 00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:01,777 - We have to stick together. - Hey! Hey! Hey! 761 00:41:01,778 --> 00:41:04,988 - What's with all the whispering? - This is private. Do you mind? 762 00:41:04,989 --> 00:41:08,100 Yes, I do. We're all waiting for you to tell Paul to shove it. 763 00:41:08,101 --> 00:41:10,505 We're just trying to figure out how to handle this. 764 00:41:10,506 --> 00:41:12,365 There is nothing to figure out. 765 00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:14,689 Hey, moneybags, don't yell at her! 766 00:41:14,690 --> 00:41:15,958 This is exactly what he's trying to do! 767 00:41:15,959 --> 00:41:17,290 I am not yelling. I am simply trying to explain... 768 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:18,262 He's trying to turn the whole Lane against... 769 00:41:18,263 --> 00:41:19,170 What the hell were you thinking? 770 00:41:19,171 --> 00:41:20,225 Well, I didn't know what he was up to. 771 00:41:20,226 --> 00:41:22,031 You sold him seven houses. 772 00:41:22,032 --> 00:41:23,524 You didn't think that was a little strange? 773 00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:25,395 This is not his fault, so just back the hell off. 774 00:41:25,396 --> 00:41:28,340 Okay, guys. Come on, everybody. Calm down. 775 00:41:32,195 --> 00:41:34,727 We're not gonna let you destroy this street. 776 00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:36,248 I don't have to. 777 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,386 You're going to do it yourselves. 778 00:41:40,925 --> 00:41:44,507 It's a question we all ask ourselves... 779 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:50,217 do I trust the people who live next door? 780 00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:55,815 Will that couple across the street 781 00:41:55,836 --> 00:41:58,270 be there when I need them? 782 00:42:00,462 --> 00:42:04,386 Can I count on the woman who lives down the block? 783 00:42:06,152 --> 00:42:10,916 Yes, good neighbors are people we can rely on. 784 00:42:12,317 --> 00:42:16,450 But if we discover our neighbors can't be trusted, 785 00:42:17,298 --> 00:42:18,988 then it may be... 786 00:42:20,285 --> 00:42:21,953 time to move. 787 00:42:21,953 --> 00:42:22,953 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by MystEre www.addic7ed.com