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[Mary Alice] Previously on
Desperate Housewives:
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I'm granting you temporary custody
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until we get a straight
answer from the birth father.
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Gabrielle got exactly what she wanted.
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If Edie doesn't know, then that means
you just cheated on her, with me!
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Susan got fooled again.
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I'm also a member of S.A.
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And Bree got too much...
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Sex Addicts Anonymous.
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... information.
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Karl Mayer didn't pray often.
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But when he did,
it was usually to ask for God's help
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in breaking up with a woman
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and to spare him the nasty drama
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that usually accompanied
such callous and unexpected departures.
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Over the years,
Karl had dumped dozens of women,
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and not one of them
had ever seen it coming.
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Every retreat
was always meticulously planned,
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right down
to the personalised stationary.
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Hence, his record
of successful getaways
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from women who did not
wanna see him go.
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So when he decided
to break up with Edie Britt,
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Karl prayed to God yet again
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to help him avoid
all the unnecessary drama.
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Unfortunately for Karl...
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[alarm buzzing]
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...God was in the mood...
- [groans]
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... to be entertained.
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[engine sputtering]
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Come on.
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What the hell is this?
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Edie, baby, calm down.
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"Let's be honest with ourselves.
We haven't been happy in a long time."
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Who are you to tell me I haven't been
happy, you miserable son of a bitch?
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I have been ecstatic!
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OK. I'm the one
who hasn't been happy then.
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- Then why did you propose to me?
- I don't know.
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I told every woman in this town
that we are getting married,
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and all you have to say to me is,
"I don't know"?
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What do you want me to say?
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- I'm sorry.
- What's going on?
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Is there someone else?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, crap.
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[engine sputtering]
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Come on! Come on!
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[engine starts]
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[Mary Alice] As he sat there,
Karl couldn't help but wonder
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why God had forsaken him.
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It never occurred to him that God...
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... might be a woman.
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God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
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the courage to change the things I can
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and the wisdom to know the difference.
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[Mary Alice] The members
of the Fairview chapter of A.A.
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ended every meeting with a prayer.
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And while most were asking God
for help in resisting temptation,
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Bree Van De Kamp
was busy thinking thoughts
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that were downright sinful.
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Amen. Keep coming back.
It works if you work it. Amen.
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I think you'd love the opera.
The music and the voices,
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- it's just all so passionate.
- [laughs]
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Yeah, 300-pound sopranos
seducing balding tenors.
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- That'd be hot.
- You making fun of me? Huh?
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Bree...
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Yes?
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Maybe a little bit. [chuckles]
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- What's going on here?
- Claude?
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We made plans. Remember?
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I'm sorry. I was just about...
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Yeah, I saw what you
were just about to do.
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I'm sorry, Peter, but who is this?
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This is Claude. He's my sponsor.
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Oh, your A.A. sponsor?
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No. I'm his other sponsor.
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For my sex addiction.
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Oh.
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Damn it, Peter. What did I tell you?
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Avoid lust triggers.
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- And what is she?
- Come on, don't do this, man.
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She's a lust trigger. A lust trigger!
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Excuse me,
I don't know what that means,
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but could you please stop saying it?
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Where's your chip? Give it to me.
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Do you remember
how low you'd sunk when we met?
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This represents 12 months of hard work,
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not giving in to your urges.
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If you want to blow all that
on this woman,
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just tell me now so I can stop
wasting my time working with you!
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[chip clatters]
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I don't want to blow it.
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Good.
Then tell the pretty lady goodbye
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and that you can't socialise
with her anymore.
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And do it quick. I'm hungry.
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- [phone ringing]
- Bad news.
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Ed wants us to push through tonight
and finish the Edelstein Realty pitch.
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We're not presenting for weeks.
Why not start tomorrow?
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How would that help Ed
avoid his marital problems?
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- What?
- Oh, he's right.
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I hear Ed fighting with Fran on the
phone every day through the walls.
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- That explains all our working hours.
- You lucked out, Scavo.
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Darlene talked him into cutting
people with kids loose.
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Great! Let's go
before he changes his mind.
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Doesn't include you, Senior VP.
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- Ed wants you in the conference room.
- You're kidding!
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You're his security blanket.
He stays, you stay.
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[Tom] Jerry, can you
help me get the kids?
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Yeah.
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- Thanks, Jer.
- Sure.
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[Lynette groans]
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Lynette, get those
mock-ups together, will you?
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Jerry, I didn't know you had a kid.
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Yeah. Um, out of wedlock.
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Oh.
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So see you in the morning.
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- [door shuts]
- I'm sorry I'm late.
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- [Edie whimpering]
- What's going on?
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Karl broke up with Edie.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, apparently,
he was seeing someone.
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Really? Did he say who it was?
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I know who she is.
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She's a man-eating,
scum-sucking ho-bag!
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No, he did not say.
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When Karl dumped you,
I thought that it was all your fault.
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Yeah, I figured that...
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...you were a nag or bad in bed.
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But now I... Now I see
that you were just a victim too.
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We have a bond, Susan.
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It's like we're sisters.
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[chuckling] There's even a pretty one
and an ugly one.
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Edie!
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Oh, I'm just saying
that Karl screwed us both.
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Yes. Like you wouldn't believe.
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Guys, I'm all for bashing exes,
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but let's save a little of our hate for
his partner in crime, the other woman.
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They're always coming up with excuses
to justify being a home-wrecker.
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"He wouldn't have been
with me if he was getting it at home."
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"You're the love of my life.
She's just the runner-up."
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Oh, look, the baby's
doing something really cute.
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- She's sleeping.
- Like an angel.
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Look, I think we all know
that Karl is a dog,
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but if these tramps weren't laying out
the buffet, he wouldn't be chowing down.
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Every situation is different. It's hard
to judge until we know all the details.
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Which, obviously, I don't know,
because how would I know?
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She's a slutty, slutty whore.
Absolutely.
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Yeah.
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[cooing]
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You sure she needs that?
I just put sunscreen on her.
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Yes, she needs the bonnet.
It completes the outfit.
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Oh, for God sakes, Gabby.
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She's never too young
to start accessorising.
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All the neighbours are out today,
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and I want them to see how happy
we are and wish they were us.
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Hey. The baby's a beauty.
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We think so, but we're a little biased.
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[giggling]
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Oh, wow. She's got my eyes.
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Huh?
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Oh, I'm Dale. Dale Helm.
I'm the baby's birth father.
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Oh, well, hi, Dale. Nice to meet you.
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A lot of people
have been looking for you.
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I know. Lawyers and stuff.
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I got kind of held up
in Florida longer than I thought.
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- Spring break, right?
- Yeah.
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Oh, man, we were wasted 24l7.
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I got the message and just thought
my friends were messing with me.
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Those butt-wads!
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- [clears throat]
- Well, it's a good thing he's here.
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We can take him to the lawyer's office,
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and you can sign over
full custody to us.
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OK.
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Yeah, uh, the thing about that is
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I'm gonna want the baby.
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Come on, you guys,
we don't have to make this ugly.
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You're trying to take our baby!
How is it not gonna be ugly?
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Keep walking, Gabby. Don't engage him.
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Listen, Mr Solis...
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You listen! We were granted custody.
If you want her, you talk to the judge!
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- What is the hold-up?
- They told me I gotta talk to a judge.
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- What are you doing, Frank?
- It's his baby. Give it to him!
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- Like hell!
- Mrs Solis. Can I see the baby?
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- No!
- No!
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Dale, just do it already!
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- I'm not just gonna kidnap it.
- They did!
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It is your baby. Just take it!
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Try it.
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Frank...
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[groans] Get in, you moron.
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Looks like you're doing
a good job with her.
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- Dumb-ass!
- She seems clean.
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[Betty] Like I said,
we have been very happy here,
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and I'm sure you will be too.
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- Well, we just love it.
- Yeah.
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Once the stairs are repaired,
I'll show you the basement.
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What's going on?
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The house just sold.
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Start packing.
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Put Caleb in an institution.
It's where he belongs.
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My mom would never
let strangers take care of him.
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Call the police.
Then it's not up to her.
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If I call the police,
my mom and I go to jail with Caleb.
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We've been hiding a murderer.
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Now, look, if we...
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If we do move,
I promise I will call you every day.
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I don't need a phone buddy!
I need a boyfriend!
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- Would you calm down?
- Don't tell me what to do!
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You know,
I could go to the police myself.
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- Danielle!
- I just... I love you so much,
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I would do anything to keep you here.
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Yeah, I see that now.
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You can't leave me alone here.
You have to think of something.
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Don't worry.
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I will.
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[computer rings]
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[chuckling]
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[laughs]
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[gasps] Oh, my God!
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[computer rings]
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Ed, hey.
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I am so sorry, but obviously, that
was just meant for Tom's eyes only.
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Honest mistake. Don't worry about it.
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OK.
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Thanks. Well,
I'm gonna go back in my office
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and continue to feel
like a huge pervert.
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At least you and Tom have a love life.
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Well, we do the best we can,
given the circumstances.
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Better than Fran and I.
We're dead in that department.
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I don't wanna bore you with the details.
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I appreciate that.
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You know, Ed, I don't want
to pry into your personal business,
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but if you are
having problems in that area,
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you don't have to be resigned to it.
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What are you suggesting? Hookers?
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No, Ed Ferrara doesn't pay for sex.
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I mean, you and Fran
could spice it up a bit.
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You know,
get the old juices flowing again.
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Oh, I see.
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Kind of like,
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"I'd like to lick you
from head to foot"?
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[chuckles] OK, well, that wasn't my best
work. But you can't deny results.
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IMing works.
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When I go home tonight,
Tom and I are going to...
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OK, I'm gonna be exhausted,
so I'll probably just lay there.
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But trust me, Tom is gonna go to town.
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It's something to think about,
Lord knows.
247
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:37,714
Know what the sad truth is?
I have been thinking about hookers.
248
00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:40,842
OK!
249
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,845
Uh... well, I hope that helped.
250
00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:46,850
And I'm just gonna go back and finish
so we can all get out of here.
251
00:14:46,975 --> 00:14:49,102
[laughs]
252
00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:52,732
[door opens]
253
00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:55,193
Let me guess.
254
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:57,488
You're not here for a bear claw.
255
00:14:57,613 --> 00:14:59,573
[chuckles] No, I'm not.
256
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,158
You're wasting your time.
257
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:04,913
Look, you don't have to worry
about Peter. Not while he's with me.
258
00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:07,416
Yeah? Why is that?
259
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:12,381
Because when it comes to sex,
I have an unwavering moral compass.
260
00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:15,050
Truly, a man could beg
and plead all day long,
261
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,011
and it wouldn't make any difference.
262
00:15:17,136 --> 00:15:19,806
So since I have
such strong self-control,
263
00:15:19,889 --> 00:15:22,768
there's really no reason
for us to end our friendship.
264
00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:24,895
The guy's a ticking bomb.
265
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:28,775
You have no idea, the kind of depravity
that comes with this disease.
266
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,194
Waking up
in a stranger's bed every morning,
267
00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:34,573
cruising the park at night
looking for somebody to get off with,
268
00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:37,494
compulsive masturbation
every chance you get!
269
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,757
For guys like Peter and me,
there's no beauty in the sex.
270
00:15:48,841 --> 00:15:51,301
It's an empty and ugly compulsion.
271
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:55,181
Well, I am sorry, but the Peter
I know has a little more...
272
00:15:55,265 --> 00:15:56,683
Hold up.
273
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:03,650
Claude, I need some... I need some help.
274
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:06,444
- What're you doing here? Are you using?
- No.
275
00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:07,864
But I bought a bag.
276
00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:10,741
You're an embarrassment to me. Give.
277
00:16:13,704 --> 00:16:17,458
There's a meeting over on Tenth Street.
You go there.
278
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:19,127
You call me after.
279
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:22,214
- I'm sorry.
- Get the hell out of my shop.
280
00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:28,305
I'm also a sponsor at Cocaine Anonymous.
281
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,849
Well, aren't you the Renaissance man.
282
00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,935
- Are we done here, princess?
- Not yet.
283
00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:36,522
You obviously have an encyclopaedic
grasp of everything depraved,
284
00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:38,734
but you don't have the slightest idea
285
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:41,069
about the power
of a loving relationship.
286
00:16:41,194 --> 00:16:42,739
[laughing]
287
00:16:42,822 --> 00:16:47,536
This is all you are to Peter.
Something to satisfy his addiction.
288
00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:49,622
I think Peter
is a better man than you do,
289
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,790
and I am not gonna
let you keep us apart.
290
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:55,378
Try and stop me.
Peter does everything I tell him to do.
291
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:59,717
That's the one thing
you can depend on with addicts.
292
00:16:59,842 --> 00:17:01,385
They're weak.
293
00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:10,980
Excuse me.
294
00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:16,612
Excuse me. May I ask you something?
295
00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:18,073
Yes, ma'am.
296
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:22,327
If a citizen,
an ordinary citizen, like myself,
297
00:17:22,453 --> 00:17:26,749
knew of someone holding
a significant amount of drugs,
298
00:17:26,832 --> 00:17:31,046
what would my responsibilities be,
you know, under the law?
299
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,563
What's all this?
300
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:49,151
This one, I got the day I found out
Karl was doing it with his secretary.
301
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,278
You'll find this particularly helpful.
302
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:54,783
It's got a chapter called "Revenge:
You're Only Hurting Yourself."
303
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,579
Yeah, I'm just really not
into the whole reading thing.
304
00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:01,374
Well, um, why don't
we get you out of here?
305
00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:03,502
Let's go see a feel-good movie.
306
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,295
Why are you being so nice to me?
307
00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:09,217
Well, I just wanna help.
So how about that movie?
308
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,761
You know how I like to heal?
309
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:14,098
I get hammered.
310
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,600
Uh... well, um...
311
00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:19,604
...then I should go
and let you get started with that.
312
00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:21,314
You really wanna help me?
313
00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:24,318
Good. Cos I'm gonna need
a designated driver.
314
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,279
Oh. Uh...
315
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:28,198
OK.
316
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,705
How could he be arrested for cocaine
possession? Claude swore he was clean.
317
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:35,999
It's just awful, isn't it?
318
00:18:36,124 --> 00:18:39,295
You never know what people
are doing behind your back.
319
00:18:40,212 --> 00:18:42,882
Would you like some milk
with your cookies?
320
00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:44,342
Thanks.
321
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:47,220
It's just... he was
the best sponsor I've ever had,
322
00:18:47,304 --> 00:18:49,265
and I don't know what I'm gonna do now.
323
00:18:49,891 --> 00:18:54,605
Well, I have been doing some thinking,
and here's a thought:
324
00:18:54,688 --> 00:18:56,273
Why don't I be your sponsor?
325
00:18:56,356 --> 00:18:58,568
[laughs] You gotta be kidding.
326
00:18:58,651 --> 00:19:00,778
You don't know
squat about sex addiction.
327
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:04,283
Well, cravings are cravings.
All you really need is a friend to call
328
00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:07,161
when you start
having inappropriate thoughts,
329
00:19:07,244 --> 00:19:08,788
and I can be that friend.
330
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,457
There's more to it than that.
331
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:15,755
Claude rescued me from some
pretty nasty scenes over the years.
332
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:18,550
Well, if you were in trouble,
I could handle it.
333
00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:21,511
How can you be so sure?
334
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:26,726
Because I can be very strong for
those people that I really care about.
335
00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:35,654
How can you have any feelings for me?
You've only known me for a few weeks.
336
00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:38,407
Yes, and in that time I've come to learn
337
00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:41,827
that you're good and kind and smart.
338
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:46,541
And, yes, you have a little problem
that you need some help with.
339
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,295
But I'm willing to be there for you.
340
00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:51,255
So, what's the big deal?
341
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:57,429
If you saw me at my worst,
you might not like me so much.
342
00:19:57,554 --> 00:20:00,892
Peter, let me be your rock.
343
00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:03,561
Taking care of people is what I do best.
344
00:20:07,024 --> 00:20:08,902
Drink your milk.
345
00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:11,613
[laughs]
346
00:20:11,738 --> 00:20:14,200
[chattering, laughing]
347
00:20:20,082 --> 00:20:21,709
Uh-uh-uh! Mm-mm.
348
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,544
I asked for extra spicy.
349
00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:25,755
I'm pretty sure you said medium.
350
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,258
Are you?
Well, maybe if you'd written it down,
351
00:20:28,341 --> 00:20:32,179
you would've spared yourself
the walk of shame back to the kitchen.
352
00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:36,852
Edie, why are you torturing that girl?
353
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:40,189
That is her. That is the one
that Karl is in love with.
354
00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:43,902
We have been here a million times.
You should see the way she flirts.
355
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:47,531
When she comes back, I'm gonna
shove this pitcher in her perky mug,
356
00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:49,951
- and when she's...
- Let's not make a scene.
357
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:53,705
For the sake of argument, let's...
let's say that it's someone else.
358
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,753
You know, probably it would be
a vulnerable, lonely woman
359
00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:00,756
who Karl just took advantage of.
360
00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:04,510
And what if this poor, confused soul
361
00:21:04,635 --> 00:21:06,596
begged your forgiveness?
362
00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,556
What would you say?
363
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,311
I'd say...
364
00:21:13,353 --> 00:21:17,108
..."Too little, too late, bitch,"
and then I'd kick her.
365
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:19,361
Oh.
366
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:23,616
You don't have to worry about that. I'm
positive it's her. Who else could it be?
367
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,701
[sighs]
368
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,662
Karl's office is all guys.
The only women he sees are...
369
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:32,376
Are me, Julie, that lesbian
that does his taxes and you.
370
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,423
You know what?
371
00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:38,926
It is her.
372
00:21:39,051 --> 00:21:40,845
Really? Why?
373
00:21:42,138 --> 00:21:44,350
She just spit in your wings.
374
00:21:46,519 --> 00:21:47,686
You got my back?
375
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:49,814
Uh... sure.
376
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,109
Here you go. Extra spicy...
377
00:21:53,193 --> 00:21:54,529
- [screams]
- [crash]
378
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,452
You did it on purpose.
379
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,621
[grunts]
380
00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:05,875
[groaning, screaming]
381
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,586
- You are going to pay!
- [whistle blowing]
382
00:22:11,757 --> 00:22:13,634
Get off me, you...
383
00:22:13,717 --> 00:22:16,179
Mayer! Four on one!
384
00:22:16,304 --> 00:22:17,555
A little help!
385
00:22:28,235 --> 00:22:30,780
So, uh, when we leave...
386
00:22:30,863 --> 00:22:32,824
...who are you gonna miss the most?
387
00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:35,869
I don't know.
388
00:22:35,953 --> 00:22:39,540
Yeah, you do.
You said goodbye to her yet?
389
00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:41,710
No.
390
00:22:41,835 --> 00:22:44,714
Look, man, it's OK if you like her.
391
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,924
I think Danielle really likes you too.
392
00:22:47,925 --> 00:22:49,970
- Really?
- Yeah.
393
00:22:50,053 --> 00:22:53,140
She told me she'd be sad
if you left and didn't say goodbye.
394
00:22:54,934 --> 00:22:58,438
You know, I think she might
even want you to give her a little kiss.
395
00:22:59,022 --> 00:23:02,109
But Danielle doesn't
even like me in her room.
396
00:23:02,192 --> 00:23:03,819
She gets mad.
397
00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:09,451
Yeah, I talked to her about that.
398
00:23:09,534 --> 00:23:11,120
She feels really bad.
399
00:23:11,746 --> 00:23:15,000
But you know what? She told me
if you come in her room again,
400
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:16,752
she won't get mad.
401
00:23:23,926 --> 00:23:25,095
And Caleb?
402
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:29,266
She's gonna act like
she doesn't want you to kiss her.
403
00:23:30,852 --> 00:23:32,437
But she does.
404
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:47,705
[Mary Alice] Dale Helm, like all of the
students at Parsons Christian Academy,
405
00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:51,627
was taught that his future
was safely in God's hands.
406
00:23:53,462 --> 00:23:56,883
What he didn't know
was that Gabrielle Solis
407
00:23:57,008 --> 00:23:59,803
was about to force a fumble.
408
00:24:01,013 --> 00:24:02,973
[cheering]
409
00:24:13,569 --> 00:24:18,367
All right, guys, you all know next week
we're playing the Falcons!
410
00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:22,247
And we're gonna
fry up those birdies for dinner!
411
00:24:22,372 --> 00:24:23,873
Cos we're the Huskies!
412
00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,669
And who are the Huskies?
413
00:24:26,752 --> 00:24:30,507
[all] God's team! God's team!
God's team! God's team!
414
00:24:37,557 --> 00:24:39,767
What are you doing? You can't be here!
415
00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:43,105
Let's talk turkey. What is it
gonna take to give up the baby?
416
00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:46,276
It's not gonna happen.
I gotta get back. I'm the quarterback.
417
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,611
- It doesn't look right.
- OK, no, no, wait.
418
00:24:48,736 --> 00:24:51,198
What about a car? Or college?
419
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,909
Tuition's a killer these days.
I could help you out.
420
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:57,747
I don't need help. You hear
those cheers? Those are for me.
421
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,542
Last game, I threw 246 yards.
422
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,254
I can get into the college
of my choice.
423
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:05,464
So why do you want to be a dad?
424
00:25:05,548 --> 00:25:08,635
These are your glory days!
A baby would ruin your life.
425
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,848
I know. But Frank said he's
gonna take the baby off my hands.
426
00:25:11,931 --> 00:25:13,641
But it's not even his.
427
00:25:13,766 --> 00:25:18,063
Libby dumped him. He thinks if she sees
him acting mature, she'll take him back.
428
00:25:18,188 --> 00:25:22,902
No, no, no... I am not letting that
idiot use my baby as a bargaining chip!
429
00:25:23,028 --> 00:25:24,446
Hey, it's out of my hands.
430
00:25:24,529 --> 00:25:26,157
No, it doesn't have to be.
431
00:25:26,282 --> 00:25:29,035
OK, just do the right thing
and sign the release form.
432
00:25:29,118 --> 00:25:30,703
Look, I'm really sorry.
433
00:25:30,954 --> 00:25:32,581
Uhh.
434
00:25:37,211 --> 00:25:39,172
[blows whistle]
435
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:47,682
Before we adjourn today,
let's take a moment to bow our heads.
436
00:25:51,937 --> 00:25:53,814
[door opens]
437
00:25:54,732 --> 00:25:56,693
[door shuts]
438
00:26:08,749 --> 00:26:10,793
Hello, everyone!
439
00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:15,381
I'm Gabby Solis, class of '94.
Whoo-hoo!
440
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,136
[silence]
441
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:24,101
I just wanted to give God a big
shoutout for this amazing season.
442
00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:27,188
The man upstairs
has definitely been on your side,
443
00:26:27,271 --> 00:26:29,315
and you wanna know why?
444
00:26:29,398 --> 00:26:31,860
Because you boys live clean.
445
00:26:31,944 --> 00:26:34,613
You keep your noses up,
you stay out of trouble,
446
00:26:34,696 --> 00:26:37,784
and you don't go around
getting strippers pregnant.
447
00:26:37,867 --> 00:26:42,123
And that's a good thing because if
one of you caused a scandal like that,
448
00:26:42,206 --> 00:26:44,583
not only would that guy
get kicked off the team
449
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,586
and lose all of his scholarships,
450
00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:50,966
but God would drop your school colours
so fast it'd make your head spin.
451
00:26:51,091 --> 00:26:53,803
And then the football season
would go to hell.
452
00:26:53,886 --> 00:26:56,013
No pun intended. [chuckles]
453
00:26:57,099 --> 00:27:00,853
So my point is, do the right thing,
and no one gets hurt.
454
00:27:07,653 --> 00:27:09,280
Signed, sealed, delivered.
455
00:27:09,405 --> 00:27:11,198
Lily's ours.
456
00:27:12,784 --> 00:27:15,245
So, what do you think?
Are you staying late again,
457
00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:18,249
or can I finally have dinner
at home with my wife?
458
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:21,168
God, I don't know.
I'm gonna go check with Ed.
459
00:27:21,252 --> 00:27:22,713
OK.
460
00:27:23,547 --> 00:27:25,841
Hey. Any luck with that IMing thing?
461
00:27:25,924 --> 00:27:27,427
No, not really.
462
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:29,804
I was online chatting
with Fran a while ago,
463
00:27:29,888 --> 00:27:33,559
and I asked her what she was wearing,
and she said "a yellow blouse."
464
00:27:33,684 --> 00:27:36,604
- OK, that's good. Then what?
- Then...
465
00:27:37,105 --> 00:27:38,982
That's it. I just kind of blocked.
466
00:27:39,107 --> 00:27:41,318
- Blocked?
- I don't know what else to say.
467
00:27:41,401 --> 00:27:43,446
You're an award-winning copywriter.
468
00:27:43,571 --> 00:27:46,574
Yeah, jingles for oatmeal,
not soft-core porn.
469
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,870
For God sakes, it's not brain surgery.
Is she still online?
470
00:27:49,995 --> 00:27:51,413
I think so.
471
00:27:51,496 --> 00:27:52,957
[groans]
472
00:27:54,834 --> 00:28:00,132
"I love the way that blouse
clings to your body."
473
00:28:04,095 --> 00:28:05,513
- "Are you joking?"
- Uh...
474
00:28:05,597 --> 00:28:11,437
Mm-mm-mm. "Nothing funny
about those beautiful breasts."
475
00:28:12,773 --> 00:28:16,693
"Yeah? What did you want to do to me?"
476
00:28:16,818 --> 00:28:18,613
Uh...
477
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,412
Ed, your conference call is ready.
478
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,582
Oh, God. I almost forgot about that.
479
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:31,711
OK, I gotta go take this. You keep
going cos you're doing great.
480
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,381
No! I am not doing this for you!
481
00:28:33,464 --> 00:28:34,715
- Just...
- Wha?
482
00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:40,347
Mmm!
483
00:28:43,142 --> 00:28:44,769
[exhales]
484
00:28:47,523 --> 00:28:52,821
[clears throat]
"Touch every inch of your body
485
00:28:52,904 --> 00:28:56,574
until you're trembling."
486
00:29:00,413 --> 00:29:04,960
"Oh, yeah, I'll bite you good."
487
00:29:09,173 --> 00:29:11,300
"Hell, yeah. First,
488
00:29:11,426 --> 00:29:15,097
I want you to touch yourself."
489
00:29:18,268 --> 00:29:21,688
[chuckling] "Oh, yeah!"
490
00:29:21,813 --> 00:29:22,815
[hits keys loudly]
491
00:29:26,861 --> 00:29:30,532
[chuckling] "I'm on my way."
492
00:29:30,657 --> 00:29:32,952
[phone ringing]
493
00:29:33,035 --> 00:29:35,163
[inhales] Mm.
494
00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:39,835
[phone beeps]
495
00:29:39,918 --> 00:29:41,545
- Hello?
- [music in background]
496
00:29:41,628 --> 00:29:46,092
Bree, it's Peter. And I'm in trouble.
497
00:29:51,974 --> 00:29:53,768
- [music playing]
- [chattering]
498
00:29:53,852 --> 00:29:55,228
Hey there.
499
00:29:56,146 --> 00:29:59,901
Hi. I'm looking for Peter McMillan.
500
00:30:00,026 --> 00:30:03,280
Not sure I know him. Should ask
my wife. She organised the party.
501
00:30:03,405 --> 00:30:06,491
Hey, Judy. Get over here
and act like a hostess!
502
00:30:06,575 --> 00:30:08,703
Come on in, come on, come on.
503
00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,377
[woman giggling]
504
00:30:16,712 --> 00:30:18,590
[woman] Hey there.
505
00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:21,426
Things are just getting started.
506
00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:24,805
After you take off your clothes,
feel free to jump right in.
507
00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:26,307
No, no. I'm good.
508
00:30:26,390 --> 00:30:28,769
I'm just... I'm here
to pick up my friend Peter.
509
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,980
He locked himself in your bathroom.
I'm here to take him home.
510
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:35,818
[chuckles] That guy. We were wondering
about him. The bathroom's there.
511
00:30:35,944 --> 00:30:39,365
Hey, is that your natural colour?
512
00:30:40,157 --> 00:30:41,700
- Yes, it is.
- Beautiful.
513
00:30:41,784 --> 00:30:44,663
I wish mine would do that.
This is out of a bottle.
514
00:30:46,581 --> 00:30:49,126
Yes, I'm aware of that.
515
00:30:53,674 --> 00:30:54,675
Peter?
516
00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:57,511
Peter, it's Bree, are you in there?
517
00:31:00,807 --> 00:31:02,183
What are you doing here?
518
00:31:02,266 --> 00:31:04,061
I'm a sex addict. What do you think?
519
00:31:04,186 --> 00:31:07,356
You can't be turned on
by what's going on out there, it's...
520
00:31:07,481 --> 00:31:08,650
Disgusting, isn't it?
521
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,736
Yes! Why would you want
to come to a place like this?
522
00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:14,615
I didn't. I wanted you to come.
523
00:31:15,157 --> 00:31:18,829
I can't make you not have feelings
for me. But I can show you who I was,
524
00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:20,622
what my life was like.
525
00:31:20,706 --> 00:31:22,666
Well, that's not your life anymore.
526
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:25,420
If I slip again,
this is where you could find me.
527
00:31:25,503 --> 00:31:27,714
Or someplace worse!
528
00:31:27,839 --> 00:31:29,883
Then what would you think of me?
529
00:31:29,967 --> 00:31:31,385
- Peter...
- Bree,
530
00:31:31,468 --> 00:31:33,680
it's dangerous to care about me.
531
00:31:33,763 --> 00:31:37,434
A lot of people have over the years,
and they all end up getting hurt.
532
00:31:39,145 --> 00:31:41,105
Rex said he'd always be faithful.
533
00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:44,901
George said he'd never hurt me.
As it turned out, they were both liars.
534
00:31:46,194 --> 00:31:49,073
So as long as you're honest with me,
535
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,701
you'll be amazed
at what I can put up with.
536
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:55,748
Now let's go home.
537
00:32:09,181 --> 00:32:12,434
Hey there.
Did you have a late night? I hope.
538
00:32:12,517 --> 00:32:16,105
It was horrible.
The whole thing blew up in my face.
539
00:32:18,107 --> 00:32:21,278
Why would you tell my wife
to bite my nipple off?
540
00:32:21,862 --> 00:32:24,699
I didn't! I didn't! Why would she?
541
00:32:24,782 --> 00:32:27,744
Oh, the honeymoon thing.
542
00:32:27,827 --> 00:32:30,623
Yeah, and it hurt like hell then too.
543
00:32:30,706 --> 00:32:34,544
It didn't take her long to figure out
that I let a stranger seduce her online.
544
00:32:34,669 --> 00:32:36,046
Oh, God.
545
00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:40,051
She was so mad she locked herself in the
bathroom and called a divorce lawyer.
546
00:32:40,176 --> 00:32:41,552
You're getting divorced?
547
00:32:41,636 --> 00:32:44,806
I spent two hours pleading with her
through the bathroom door,
548
00:32:44,932 --> 00:32:46,558
begging her not to leave me.
549
00:32:46,683 --> 00:32:50,188
And we finally managed to come to terms.
550
00:32:50,313 --> 00:32:51,481
What kind of terms?
551
00:32:51,564 --> 00:32:54,026
I promised her I would fire
the person who did it.
552
00:32:55,194 --> 00:32:57,488
- You're gonna fire me?
- No, of course not.
553
00:32:57,613 --> 00:32:59,991
You're too important here.
I'm gonna fire Tom.
554
00:33:01,534 --> 00:33:03,662
I told her it was him
that sent the IM's.
555
00:33:03,787 --> 00:33:04,789
What?
556
00:33:04,914 --> 00:33:08,000
I told her he had a problem
with boundaries. I'm sorry.
557
00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:11,630
I didn't want to do this,
but my marriage was on the line.
558
00:33:11,713 --> 00:33:16,678
You can't make my husband
your scapegoat. I won't let you.
559
00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:18,721
I don't have a damn choice!
560
00:33:18,846 --> 00:33:22,017
I can't be divorced, Lynette. I can't.
561
00:33:25,313 --> 00:33:26,940
He's under contract.
562
00:33:27,065 --> 00:33:30,903
If you just fire him, he'll sue you,
and I'll back him up. You need cause.
563
00:33:31,946 --> 00:33:35,701
Well, I guess I'll have to find cause.
564
00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:41,082
Shouldn't be too difficult,
if I look hard enough.
565
00:33:56,767 --> 00:33:58,644
Hey. How's the eye?
566
00:33:58,728 --> 00:34:01,982
Oh, it's still a little red,
but I think I got all the hot sauce out.
567
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,984
That's good.
568
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:06,154
So, um, you know the other day,
569
00:34:06,237 --> 00:34:09,658
when I said that thing
about us being sisters?
570
00:34:09,742 --> 00:34:11,785
When I said it, I really didn't mean it.
571
00:34:11,869 --> 00:34:13,746
Yeah, I kind of figured that.
572
00:34:13,829 --> 00:34:15,623
No, I mean, I really didn't mean it.
573
00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:19,085
But, um... now I do.
574
00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:22,006
Thank you. Thank you
for having my back.
575
00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:31,267
Do I have to worry about you
attacking any more waitresses?
576
00:34:31,893 --> 00:34:34,187
Nah, my bar-brawling days are over.
577
00:34:39,234 --> 00:34:42,572
Oh, you know, I've gotta go.
I have a meeting.
578
00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:44,867
I'll talk to you later.
579
00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:51,166
Are you Oliver?
580
00:34:51,249 --> 00:34:53,210
You must be Edie.
Pleasure to meet you.
581
00:34:53,335 --> 00:34:56,923
Likewise. I hear you're one
of the best private detectives in town.
582
00:34:57,006 --> 00:35:00,511
- I do what I can.
- Well, come on in, let's talk.
583
00:35:00,636 --> 00:35:04,473
Um, basically,
I just want you to trail my ex.
584
00:35:04,598 --> 00:35:08,353
He, uh... left me for another woman,
585
00:35:08,478 --> 00:35:11,816
and I want to nail that ho to the wall.
586
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:25,582
Caleb? Hey, come on, buddy. Wake up.
587
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:29,044
Caleb. It's time.
588
00:35:53,532 --> 00:35:55,410
- [Danielle screaming]
- [crashing]
589
00:35:55,493 --> 00:35:57,453
Get away from me!
590
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:05,087
[gasping]
591
00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:06,172
[gunshot]
592
00:36:07,882 --> 00:36:09,050
[sobbing]
593
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:10,928
Get away from her!
594
00:36:11,053 --> 00:36:15,934
Danielle, I want you to pick up
the phone and call the police.
595
00:36:18,812 --> 00:36:20,773
- No!
- What?
596
00:36:20,898 --> 00:36:23,651
Matthew and his mother
have been protecting Caleb.
597
00:36:23,735 --> 00:36:27,072
- They're in as much trouble as he is.
- I don't care.
598
00:36:27,156 --> 00:36:29,033
Mom, please, I love him.
599
00:36:29,158 --> 00:36:31,369
[whimpering] Please.
600
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:39,962
If I hadn't been in the house,
he could have raped her. Or worse.
601
00:36:42,924 --> 00:36:44,634
He's locked in his room now, so...
602
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,221
Needless to say,
the agreement between us is off.
603
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:49,515
Caleb is dangerous,
and I want him put away.
604
00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:52,394
If he's not gone by tomorrow,
I'm calling the police.
605
00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:56,316
He will be. I promise you.
Can I go check on Danielle?
606
00:36:56,441 --> 00:36:58,151
Yes.
607
00:37:03,115 --> 00:37:06,036
Betty, I am serious.
608
00:37:06,119 --> 00:37:08,663
Either you do something or I will.
609
00:37:12,251 --> 00:37:14,962
Bree, stop worrying.
610
00:37:15,046 --> 00:37:18,050
I understand what needs to happen now.
611
00:37:23,515 --> 00:37:25,141
Danielle?
612
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:34,945
Did it work?
613
00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:40,076
Perfectly. You did great.
614
00:37:48,545 --> 00:37:51,632
So I got some rates on some
mental hospitals around here.
615
00:37:51,715 --> 00:37:55,052
And there's one called Silvercrest
which actually seems OK.
616
00:37:55,177 --> 00:37:59,266
Put this ham in the fridge, will you?
I think I'll make it for dinner.
617
00:37:59,349 --> 00:38:02,019
I know you don't wanna talk
about this, but we have to.
618
00:38:02,103 --> 00:38:04,480
Mrs Van De Kamp's
gonna call the police.
619
00:38:04,564 --> 00:38:07,568
I promised I would never
institutionalise your brother.
620
00:38:07,651 --> 00:38:08,652
Mom...
621
00:38:08,777 --> 00:38:11,948
How long do you think it'd be
before he'd act out, hurt somebody?
622
00:38:12,073 --> 00:38:14,701
A couple of days, a week?
623
00:38:14,784 --> 00:38:18,956
They'd throw him in a straitjacket
and drug away what's left of his mind.
624
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:22,002
He'd spend the rest of his life
at the mercy of strangers.
625
00:38:22,085 --> 00:38:26,131
If we don't he's gonna end up in prison.
And don't you think that's worse?
626
00:38:26,214 --> 00:38:28,759
Yes, of course I do.
627
00:38:28,885 --> 00:38:31,555
So, what the hell are we gonna do?
628
00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:37,937
Phenobarbital?
629
00:38:38,938 --> 00:38:42,276
It's easy, it's painless.
630
00:38:43,068 --> 00:38:44,653
Just a few extra drops.
631
00:38:44,737 --> 00:38:46,948
He simply falls asleep.
632
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:53,497
Caleb was meant
for a better world than this, Matthew.
633
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,338
It's time to give your brother
the peace he deserves.
634
00:39:13,647 --> 00:39:16,734
- Who's the pretty girl?
- [doorbell rings]
635
00:39:16,859 --> 00:39:19,153
- Looks like it's Daddy's turn.
- I got her.
636
00:39:19,236 --> 00:39:20,780
Yes.
637
00:39:24,242 --> 00:39:26,286
- Mrs Solis?
- Yes?
638
00:39:26,370 --> 00:39:29,457
We have a court order
to take the Collins baby into custody.
639
00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:32,378
No, no, no, that's a mistake.
640
00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:35,589
We have paperwork.
The birth father signed away his rights.
641
00:39:35,714 --> 00:39:39,052
- The birth mother is protesting.
- What?
642
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,554
Until the adoption is legally finalised,
643
00:39:41,638 --> 00:39:44,100
the birth mother
can still change her mind.
644
00:39:44,183 --> 00:39:46,394
And she has.
645
00:39:56,697 --> 00:39:59,076
No, no, no, no, no!
646
00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:00,869
- [Carlos] Gabby, wait!
- You!
647
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:03,331
You don't even want to be a mother!
648
00:40:03,456 --> 00:40:05,667
[woman] Well, look, Frank quit using,
649
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:10,131
and he got a good job down at the plant.
He's really stepped up.
650
00:40:10,714 --> 00:40:11,882
So?
651
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:15,554
Well, so we're gonna give
the whole family thing a shot.
652
00:40:16,263 --> 00:40:18,474
I'll totally give you
all your money back.
653
00:40:18,599 --> 00:40:21,769
I don't want my money back!
I want my baby!
654
00:40:25,232 --> 00:40:26,483
Come on. Let's go.
655
00:40:26,567 --> 00:40:30,321
Carlos! No! Carlos, what's happening?
656
00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:32,491
No, ma'am, you don't understand.
657
00:40:32,616 --> 00:40:34,410
This is our baby!
658
00:40:34,535 --> 00:40:36,996
No! We've been feeding her,
659
00:40:37,079 --> 00:40:39,040
and we've been bathing her.
660
00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:42,002
And we wake up in the middle
of the night, and we rock her,
661
00:40:42,085 --> 00:40:45,756
which is crazy cos, if you knew me,
I don't do that! I don't do that.
662
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,635
And my husband!
My husband, he sings to her!
663
00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:51,221
He sings!
664
00:40:51,305 --> 00:40:53,683
So you can't take her away!
It's too late!
665
00:40:53,766 --> 00:40:56,311
We've already fallen in love with her!
666
00:41:02,109 --> 00:41:06,239
[sobbing] Carlos, do something!
667
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,744
No, you can't go! You can't...
668
00:41:09,827 --> 00:41:12,915
You can't take her! You can't take her!
669
00:41:13,665 --> 00:41:14,833
No!
670
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:17,419
She's our baby!
671
00:41:17,503 --> 00:41:19,088
She's our...
672
00:41:20,256 --> 00:41:22,300
No!
673
00:41:22,383 --> 00:41:23,969
[sobbing] Please!
674
00:41:24,053 --> 00:41:26,972
[Mary Alice] There is a prayer
intended to give strength
675
00:41:27,056 --> 00:41:31,436
to people faced with circumstances
they don't want to accept.
676
00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:37,234
The power of the prayer comes
from its insight into human nature.
677
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,322
We ask God to grant us the serenity
678
00:41:40,405 --> 00:41:42,784
to accept the things we cannot change...
679
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:48,707
Because so many of us rage
against the hand that life has dealt us.
680
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:51,794
...the courage
to change the things we can...
681
00:41:52,796 --> 00:41:55,757
Because so many of us are cowardly
682
00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:00,012
and afraid to stand up
for what is right.
683
00:42:02,098 --> 00:42:04,559
...and the wisdom
to know the difference.
684
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,232
Because so many of us
give in to despair...
685
00:42:10,566 --> 00:42:14,071
... when faced with an impossible choice.
686
00:42:15,906 --> 00:42:18,451
The good news for those
who utter these words
687
00:42:18,576 --> 00:42:22,957
is that God will hear you
and answer your prayer.
688
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:28,213
The bad news is that sometimes
689
00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:31,675
the answer is "no."