1 00:00:02,561 --> 00:00:04,271 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:04,396 --> 00:00:05,564 You're glowing. 3 00:00:05,689 --> 00:00:08,151 - Gabrielle got pregnant. - You walked out on me. 4 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:10,361 Yeah. But look how far I got. 5 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,489 - I'm just up the street. - Trouble moved in. 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,868 Being with George made you feel a bit guilty. 7 00:00:15,993 --> 00:00:17,661 I'll have to get over it, won't I? 8 00:00:17,786 --> 00:00:19,580 And Bree moved on. 9 00:00:19,705 --> 00:00:21,457 "I know who killed Melanie Foster. 10 00:00:21,582 --> 00:00:24,251 - You arrested the wrong man." - But not everyone... 11 00:00:24,335 --> 00:00:27,213 Call 911 and tell them you got a killer in the basement. 12 00:00:27,339 --> 00:00:30,133 - He's not a killer. ...got what they deserved. 13 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:38,225 [Mary Alice] It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention. 14 00:00:39,518 --> 00:00:42,773 This is how mothers came to invent playdates. 15 00:00:43,315 --> 00:00:46,651 So occasionally, they could have a little time for themselves. 16 00:00:46,777 --> 00:00:48,862 If you need me, I'll be at the salon. 17 00:00:48,987 --> 00:00:52,241 But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage 18 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:54,202 of this maternal innovation. 19 00:00:54,327 --> 00:00:57,163 Mothers like... Lynette Scavo, 20 00:00:57,288 --> 00:01:00,209 who was no longer able to rest on weekends, 21 00:01:00,334 --> 00:01:04,004 because her twins no longer received playdate invitations... 22 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:07,633 ... ever since they had convinced Sacha Eden's boy 23 00:01:07,758 --> 00:01:10,970 that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly. 24 00:01:12,555 --> 00:01:16,017 And they had double-dared Sharon Chazin's boy to ride his bike... 25 00:01:16,684 --> 00:01:18,604 ... blindfolded. 26 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:22,608 And they had encouraged Lisa Seadmen's boy 27 00:01:22,733 --> 00:01:26,738 to try an exciting new game called Toss the Brick. 28 00:01:27,823 --> 00:01:31,159 The Scavo twins had become persona non grata. 29 00:01:32,119 --> 00:01:35,039 And Lynette's secret dream of being able to take 30 00:01:35,164 --> 00:01:40,211 an occasional nap on Saturdays was growing dimmer and dimmer. 31 00:01:41,087 --> 00:01:42,380 [boys yelling] 32 00:01:42,505 --> 00:01:43,757 [boy] Quit it! 33 00:01:43,882 --> 00:01:45,175 Until one day... 34 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:48,178 Hey, hey, hey! Porter, Preston! Knock it off! All right? 35 00:01:48,303 --> 00:01:51,557 Did you hear me? I said stop it. Stand up. Stand up. 36 00:01:51,557 --> 00:01:53,101 Come here. 37 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:55,979 I'm so sorry. Did my son beat you up? 38 00:01:56,104 --> 00:01:57,647 No. We were beating them up. 39 00:01:57,772 --> 00:02:00,233 Is that true? Did they beat you up? 40 00:02:00,358 --> 00:02:01,652 It didn't hurt that much. 41 00:02:01,777 --> 00:02:04,822 Jimmy! P. J! What are you doing? 42 00:02:04,947 --> 00:02:08,033 What have I told you about ganging up on people? 43 00:02:08,158 --> 00:02:09,493 I am so sorry. 44 00:02:09,618 --> 00:02:10,620 No it's... it's OK. 45 00:02:10,745 --> 00:02:13,206 Believe me, my boys can take care of themselves. 46 00:02:13,331 --> 00:02:16,042 If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills. 47 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:17,168 No, not to worry. 48 00:02:17,294 --> 00:02:19,839 I got the feeling they were enjoying themselves. 49 00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:23,384 Really? 50 00:02:27,096 --> 00:02:29,933 What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house 51 00:02:30,058 --> 00:02:31,852 and letting 'em hang out with mine? 52 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:35,689 [Mary Alice] And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed, 53 00:02:35,814 --> 00:02:37,567 time for herself... 54 00:02:37,692 --> 00:02:38,735 [doorbell rings] 55 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:40,695 ... and playdates for her kids. 56 00:02:43,489 --> 00:02:47,411 I'm sorry, but my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys. 57 00:02:47,536 --> 00:02:50,331 - It was fun. - [giggles] 58 00:02:50,456 --> 00:02:53,125 Playdates she was determined to keep... 59 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:55,712 Well, they look fine to me. 60 00:02:56,171 --> 00:02:57,922 ... at all costs. 61 00:02:58,173 --> 00:02:59,341 Same time next week? 62 00:02:59,507 --> 00:03:00,967 OK. 63 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:11,772 [Mary Alice] Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images. 64 00:03:11,897 --> 00:03:16,151 Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realise. 65 00:03:16,652 --> 00:03:20,031 They remind us of the long journey we've taken, 66 00:03:20,907 --> 00:03:24,744 the loved ones who travelled alongside us, 67 00:03:24,744 --> 00:03:27,663 those we lost along the way... 68 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:32,753 ... and those waiting for us on the road ahead. 69 00:03:32,878 --> 00:03:36,173 OK, how am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face? 70 00:03:36,298 --> 00:03:38,718 [Susan] Oh, I didn't know you got a sonogram. 71 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,845 Let me see. 72 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,639 You need to put that in a frame. 73 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,599 I don't think so. 74 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,061 Oh, come on. That's a picture of your baby. 75 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,730 You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited. 76 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,274 Fine. I'm pregnant. Whee! 77 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:56,071 Now, come on, we're supposed to be cheering up Susan. 78 00:03:56,196 --> 00:03:57,531 This is a time of crisis, 79 00:03:57,656 --> 00:04:00,617 and I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip. 80 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:04,330 - Thanks. - Susan, why are you so eerily calm? 81 00:04:04,455 --> 00:04:06,457 Mike Delfino just dumped you. 82 00:04:06,582 --> 00:04:09,919 The Susan Mayer I know would be a blubbering mess right now. 83 00:04:10,044 --> 00:04:13,549 Come on, trot her on out. She's fun to watch. 84 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:16,885 [Susan] I'm starting to feel pretty Zen about the whole thing. 85 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:20,097 Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses. 86 00:04:20,222 --> 00:04:22,892 No. I came between the man and his son. 87 00:04:22,976 --> 00:04:24,227 It was a huge betrayal. 88 00:04:24,352 --> 00:04:27,147 I... I can't even blame him for hating me. 89 00:04:27,272 --> 00:04:29,357 Zach was starting to obsess with Julie. 90 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:32,278 Exactly. You're a mother trying to protect her child. 91 00:04:32,403 --> 00:04:33,612 It's a natural impulse. 92 00:04:33,737 --> 00:04:35,781 Over the past couple of days, 93 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:38,242 I gave myself a long hard look in the mirror, 94 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:40,453 and I did not like what I saw. 95 00:04:40,579 --> 00:04:43,248 I'm with you. Carry on. 96 00:04:43,331 --> 00:04:46,251 [Susan] I think if I start acting like an adult for once, 97 00:04:46,376 --> 00:04:48,254 maybe... Who knows? 98 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:51,632 ...somewhere down the line Mike and I at least can be friends. 99 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:55,511 All right, you're not Zen. You're numb. 100 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:57,556 I'm fine. 101 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,017 Do you got any pie? 102 00:05:00,142 --> 00:05:01,560 Not unless we make some. 103 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,354 I can wait. 104 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:09,152 - Whoa! - All right. 105 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:12,530 So, if you need us, we'll be at home, 106 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:14,116 just having a quiet evening. 107 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:16,285 - [boys screaming] - [glass breaking] 108 00:05:17,453 --> 00:05:19,830 Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite. 109 00:05:19,955 --> 00:05:21,415 Next week it's our turn. 110 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,460 - We'll take Porter and... - Preston. 111 00:05:23,585 --> 00:05:27,130 ...Preston off you all weekend. - [Lynette] We have not forgotten. 112 00:05:27,255 --> 00:05:28,298 See ya! 113 00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:30,634 - Bye! - [Lynette] Don't worry. 114 00:05:33,721 --> 00:05:34,722 [Tom] Whoa, guys. 115 00:05:34,847 --> 00:05:37,141 Why aren't you upstairs with P.J. and Jimmy? 116 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,560 They're watching this video they brought. 117 00:05:39,685 --> 00:05:40,729 It's boring. 118 00:05:40,854 --> 00:05:45,776 You should be polite and watch it. They're your guests. 119 00:05:45,776 --> 00:05:47,736 Guys! 120 00:05:50,323 --> 00:05:52,492 [Lynette] Hey, guys! We got snacks! 121 00:05:52,617 --> 00:05:55,036 - [Leonard] Fix the light. - [Norma] Good work. 122 00:05:55,161 --> 00:05:56,245 [Leonard] Good to go. 123 00:05:56,621 --> 00:05:57,830 - Ready? - [Norma] OK. 124 00:05:57,956 --> 00:05:59,249 [Leonard] Hang on now. 125 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,544 - I'm just getting up... - Guys, what is this? 126 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:06,131 - A movie. - Mommy and Daddy made it. 127 00:06:06,256 --> 00:06:08,301 - Peekaboo! - Whoa, what's under there? 128 00:06:08,426 --> 00:06:09,803 - Peekaboo! - [laughing] 129 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:11,221 Peekaboo! 130 00:06:11,346 --> 00:06:12,597 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 131 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:16,018 - Where's the "off" button? - It's underneath the panel thing. 132 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,688 Well, it's stuck! Get the remote! Get the remote! 133 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:21,607 What's wrong? 134 00:06:21,732 --> 00:06:23,567 Oh! Uh... 135 00:06:24,193 --> 00:06:25,404 I found it! 136 00:06:25,862 --> 00:06:28,031 Oh! 137 00:06:30,826 --> 00:06:33,496 So can we have the cocoa now? 138 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:40,211 Well? What do you think? 139 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:44,925 It is glorious. I have to have it. 140 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:47,302 I'm not sure you deserve Dolce & Gabbana. 141 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:49,012 - Vern! - You never call, write. 142 00:06:49,138 --> 00:06:50,723 I know I haven't been in lately. 143 00:06:50,849 --> 00:06:53,184 I've been busy getting my husband out of jail. 144 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:55,478 That's such a white trash thing to say. 145 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:58,273 Luckily, the judge dropped the hate crime charge. 146 00:06:58,356 --> 00:07:01,444 Now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labour thing. 147 00:07:01,569 --> 00:07:02,903 He'll be out in six months. 148 00:07:03,028 --> 00:07:05,906 If he's in the hoosegow, why do you need a fancy dress? 149 00:07:06,031 --> 00:07:08,994 Some of my model friends are coming from New York on Friday. 150 00:07:09,119 --> 00:07:10,704 I have to look better than ever. 151 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:14,332 I can't have 'em think I moved to the suburbs and shop at strip malls. 152 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,253 When they see this dress, they'll crumple to the floor 153 00:07:17,378 --> 00:07:20,047 - like the Botoxed hags they are. - Good. 154 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,467 You know what? It's a little snug. 155 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:23,593 Yeah, I see that. 156 00:07:23,718 --> 00:07:26,555 I have the same thing in a zero. Why not go up a size? 157 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,057 Because I wear double-zero, you twerp. 158 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:31,643 - Why're you getting snippy? - You called me fat. 159 00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:34,606 Honey, you're pregnant. Your body's changing. 160 00:07:35,648 --> 00:07:38,985 But I'm three months pregnant. Women don't show at three months. 161 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:42,655 Some women do. Do you want the larger size or not? 162 00:07:44,491 --> 00:07:46,285 I'm just not gonna eat for two days. 163 00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:50,706 [laughs] OK, you totally deserve to wear Dolce & Gabbana. 164 00:07:51,123 --> 00:07:53,376 [birds chirping] 165 00:07:53,501 --> 00:07:56,713 [Edie] I want an explanation, Karl. Do you hear me? 166 00:07:56,838 --> 00:07:59,633 Edie, you better get the hell off my back, so help me... 167 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:02,345 [Edie] What are you gonna do? I'd like to hear this! 168 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:06,807 - Big man with big threats. - Back off! Just back the hell off! 169 00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:08,184 [Edie] What am I...? 170 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:12,105 Hi. 171 00:08:13,398 --> 00:08:16,485 OK, so I got the box of things you left on my porch. 172 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:18,988 Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back. 173 00:08:19,113 --> 00:08:20,573 Thanks, that's great. 174 00:08:20,698 --> 00:08:23,493 Cos if you'd decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs, 175 00:08:23,618 --> 00:08:25,745 I would have come after you with a club. 176 00:08:28,082 --> 00:08:30,209 You're right, it's not funny. 177 00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:32,795 Actually, I did wanna just see if you 178 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:36,758 were aware that you gave me back the Valentine's Day card I made you. 179 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,678 I was aware, yeah. 180 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,472 Oh, well... 181 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:44,976 I mean, when two people split up... 182 00:08:45,101 --> 00:08:48,562 Normally, they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards. 183 00:08:48,688 --> 00:08:50,481 If you don't want it, throw it away. 184 00:08:50,606 --> 00:08:53,610 I just... Please don't give it back to me. It's tacky. 185 00:08:54,486 --> 00:08:56,279 I'm sorry. 186 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,365 That's OK. People make... 187 00:08:58,907 --> 00:09:00,701 ...mistakes. 188 00:09:00,826 --> 00:09:02,412 Anything else? 189 00:09:03,746 --> 00:09:06,457 Look. Are you sure this is what you want to do? 190 00:09:06,582 --> 00:09:09,627 I understand you don't want our relationship to continue. 191 00:09:09,752 --> 00:09:10,963 You've made that clear. 192 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:14,800 But I sort of thought, down the long corridors of time, 193 00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:18,387 maybe you and I could be friends, and if you keep acting like this... 194 00:09:18,512 --> 00:09:21,099 Susan, it's over, on every level, OK? 195 00:09:21,224 --> 00:09:24,769 I... I moved on. You should do the same. 196 00:09:24,894 --> 00:09:27,439 - [Edie] Miserable son of a bitch! - [car revving] 197 00:09:28,691 --> 00:09:32,570 I'm a hell of a lot better than you are! 198 00:09:36,365 --> 00:09:38,326 I'll say one thing for us. 199 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:42,080 Even with all our problems, at least we're not acting like that. 200 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,257 OK, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale. 201 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,051 That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car. 202 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:57,222 - Are you ready for your surprise? - Mm-hm. 203 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,477 Oh. 204 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:04,314 George, this is just an empty house. 205 00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:06,357 Why is this a surprise? 206 00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:08,401 I just bought it. 207 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:11,821 Oh, my God! Congratulations! 208 00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:13,741 I didn't even know you were looking! 209 00:10:13,866 --> 00:10:16,869 - Hurry, Ceal! They're here! - I'm coming! 210 00:10:16,994 --> 00:10:18,537 Hey, Georgie. 211 00:10:18,662 --> 00:10:20,539 Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother. 212 00:10:20,664 --> 00:10:26,379 George never introduces me to anyone, so I knew you were special! 213 00:10:26,755 --> 00:10:28,632 This is Ceal, my mother's friend, 214 00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:31,052 the real-estate agent who sold me the house. 215 00:10:31,177 --> 00:10:32,970 - Hi. - Hi. 216 00:10:33,095 --> 00:10:35,473 - Well, we're gonna go in the back. - [giggles] 217 00:10:35,598 --> 00:10:38,392 - So George can... you know... - Mm. 218 00:10:43,941 --> 00:10:45,734 So... 219 00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:47,862 You really like it? 220 00:10:47,987 --> 00:10:50,114 I do. I really do. 221 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:55,495 Good, because I was sort of hoping that you might like to live here. 222 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,251 Bree... 223 00:11:02,336 --> 00:11:04,296 ...will you marry me? 224 00:11:06,591 --> 00:11:08,009 Huh? 225 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,511 I love you. 226 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,638 And I think I know how you feel about me. 227 00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:12,806 So why wait? 228 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:16,185 George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months. 229 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:20,773 Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it's that life is short. 230 00:11:20,898 --> 00:11:22,859 It's dumb to play it safe. 231 00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:26,488 If we see a chance for happiness, we should grab it and hold on tight. 232 00:11:27,864 --> 00:11:30,617 See, I thought we were going to a yard sale. 233 00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:33,079 Please. 234 00:11:33,204 --> 00:11:36,624 Just say the word, and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth. 235 00:11:37,292 --> 00:11:38,584 [door opening] 236 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:42,589 - Congratulations, you two! - Mazeltov! 237 00:11:42,715 --> 00:11:46,218 Guys, wait. She hasn't said yes yet. 238 00:11:46,343 --> 00:11:49,514 - Oh. - I told you we should wait. 239 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:54,644 [George] So, uh, Bree... 240 00:11:55,061 --> 00:11:57,022 ...what do you say? 241 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,651 See, George, the thing is... 242 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:12,831 OK. 243 00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:16,210 You will? You'll marry me? 244 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,879 OK. 245 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:21,883 - [laughing] - Oh! 246 00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:27,014 Oh, my baby! 247 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:30,601 [all laughing] 248 00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:42,615 Who is it? 249 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,492 [Karl] It's your ex-husband. 250 00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:48,662 Oh, Karl! What do you want? 251 00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:51,750 Edie and I just broke up. 252 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:55,504 Oh... Well, come on in. 253 00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:04,055 Sorry to come over on such short notice, but I couldn't face going to a motel. 254 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,599 That's OK. Julie's at her friend's tonight. 255 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,018 You can sleep in her room. 256 00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:10,437 The sofa's fine, but thanks. 257 00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:15,400 So am I allowed to ask what happened? 258 00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:17,654 You could ask, but I won't tell. 259 00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:20,448 - Why not? - Because it's embarrassing. 260 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:23,618 - Karl, did you cheat again? - No. 261 00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:26,038 - Did she cheat? - No. 262 00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:27,706 Saw her without makeup? 263 00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:30,125 - Susan... - I'm sorry. 264 00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:33,379 Are you OK? 265 00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:36,424 Yeah. It hadn't been working for quite a while. 266 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,760 This was inevitable. 267 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:43,766 Well, these days anybody going through a break-up gets my sympathy. 268 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,602 That's right. I heard you made the plumber angry. 269 00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:49,272 No, I made the plumber furious. 270 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:52,442 That is definitely over. 271 00:13:54,486 --> 00:13:56,572 So there will be no gloating from me. 272 00:13:57,072 --> 00:13:59,032 Well, here's to no gloating. 273 00:14:01,828 --> 00:14:06,374 Mmm. Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing. 274 00:14:06,499 --> 00:14:08,710 Last night I started writing, and... 275 00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:10,796 Well, I think there's a book in there. 276 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:11,922 - A book? - Yeah. 277 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:14,883 - One of your children's books? - This one's for adults. 278 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,553 About all my failed relationships. 279 00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:19,389 You're not writing about me? 280 00:14:19,514 --> 00:14:21,474 You're like the first 14 chapters. 281 00:14:22,851 --> 00:14:25,812 - Are you gonna be fair? - I'm gonna be honest. 282 00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:27,940 I was afraid of that. [laughs] 283 00:14:28,065 --> 00:14:29,984 [both laughing] 284 00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,611 It was just awful. 285 00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:36,366 George had a ring, his mother and her friend were there with champagne. 286 00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:39,369 If I had said no, it would have devastated him. 287 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,581 So you agreed to marry him just to be polite? 288 00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:45,626 Obviously, there's a downside to having good manners. 289 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,881 So when will you tell him how you really feel? 290 00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,716 That's why I wanted to talk to you. 291 00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:54,094 Part of me keeps thinking I should just do it. 292 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,515 Do it? You mean actually marry him? 293 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,267 I know it sounds rash, but... 294 00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:02,937 There's something comfortable about George. 295 00:15:03,063 --> 00:15:05,732 We share the same tastes and interests. 296 00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:08,485 Oh, and best of all, he loves the opera. 297 00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:09,569 The opera? 298 00:15:09,694 --> 00:15:12,907 Yes. We saw Aida last week, and we both cried buckets. 299 00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:14,492 It was fun. 300 00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:19,080 George loves art, poetry and music. 301 00:15:19,205 --> 00:15:21,374 It would be nice to be married to someone 302 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,044 who looks for beauty in the world, like I do. 303 00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:28,006 [sighs] 304 00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:31,552 I don't know. 305 00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:34,889 That's why I'm here. I don't know what to do, Dr Goldfine. 306 00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:39,436 Bree, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George. 307 00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:42,606 But you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex. 308 00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:45,234 No. 309 00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:51,616 True love is great. 310 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,787 But at this point in my life... 311 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,582 ...I think I'd rather just go to the opera. 312 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,129 - Give me your glass. - No way. 313 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,173 - We gotta finish off this... - No way. 314 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,092 No. Four glasses is my limit. 315 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,511 If you help me finish off this bottle, 316 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,099 I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie. 317 00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:14,392 Hit me. 318 00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:24,862 Edie was making the bed... 319 00:16:24,987 --> 00:16:28,323 ...and found a picture I kept under the mattress. 320 00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:32,287 A picture I didn't want her to see. 321 00:16:32,871 --> 00:16:34,122 What was it? 322 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:37,625 It was a picture of you. 323 00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:40,671 Why would you? 324 00:16:40,796 --> 00:16:44,466 Because it's something I like to take a look at every now and then. 325 00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:46,427 Wow. 326 00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:50,557 [gasps] 327 00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:56,314 [laughs] 328 00:16:56,439 --> 00:16:58,065 What the hell was that? 329 00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:01,444 That's something I've been wanting to do for quite some time. 330 00:17:01,444 --> 00:17:04,238 Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie. 331 00:17:04,363 --> 00:17:06,575 So you're on the rebound from the plumber. 332 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,952 No harm, no foul. 333 00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:11,747 [sighs] Karl, it would be so weird. 334 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:15,126 We're two old friends who suddenly find themselves single. 335 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:19,255 There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be... 336 00:17:20,715 --> 00:17:22,676 ...a little less lonely. 337 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,891 Thanks so much for taking care of the boys. 338 00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:31,144 I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up. 339 00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:33,855 Leonard and I are gonna take them to the water park. 340 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,940 Yeah... before that happens... 341 00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,610 And we're gonna be able to take Penny soon. 342 00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:41,197 She's getting so big. 343 00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:46,660 Peekaboo! Peekaboo! 344 00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:49,664 - Peekaboo! - Yeah, OK, enough of that! [laughs] 345 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,292 - Is there something wrong? - Actually, yes. 346 00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:56,713 We've agonised whether to tell you this, Norma, but... 347 00:17:56,838 --> 00:18:00,218 One of your private videos 348 00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:03,304 made its way into Jimmy and P.J.'s bag. 349 00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:13,607 Please tell me the kids didn't see it. 350 00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,402 No, don't worry, I caught it... 351 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,487 ...right before you took off your bra. 352 00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:21,533 [stammering] I have to go. 353 00:18:21,658 --> 00:18:24,703 Norma, we just thought you needed to know what happened. 354 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:28,499 Seriously, we're cool with this as long as you keep it from the kids. 355 00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,043 [sobbing] I told Leonard this is gonna happen. 356 00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:34,673 Jimmy, P.J., close the door! Are we all buckled up? 357 00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:37,884 Norma, wait! 358 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,554 We're still on for next week! 359 00:18:40,679 --> 00:18:43,599 Norma! The water park! 360 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,184 Right? 361 00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:57,823 Mom! 362 00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:04,664 Mom? 363 00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:07,500 Mom, are you up? 364 00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:10,963 [gasps] 365 00:19:11,088 --> 00:19:12,631 Oh, my God! 366 00:19:13,549 --> 00:19:16,386 Oh, Julie! I thought you were going straight to school. 367 00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:18,722 I... I needed money for lunch. 368 00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:21,266 There's a 20 in my pants. If you can find them. 369 00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:24,060 - Oh, Julie... Julie. - [grunts] 370 00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:25,354 Honey... 371 00:19:29,775 --> 00:19:32,653 OK, there is a good explanation for what happened. 372 00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:33,779 I doubt that. 373 00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:35,616 You probably don't know that 374 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,452 your father and Edie broke up last night. 375 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,330 You slept with him the same night he broke up with her? 376 00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,958 I said it was a good explanation, not a great one. 377 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,835 Oh, Julie! 378 00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:48,046 - Hey, pumpkin. - [Julie] Don't even. 379 00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:49,589 But... 380 00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:52,676 Oh, now I feel really awful. 381 00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:54,219 Me too. 382 00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:56,722 We should not have done what we did. 383 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,224 I know. I know. 384 00:20:02,562 --> 00:20:05,899 But I gotta tell you, last night was the best sex ever. 385 00:20:06,232 --> 00:20:08,652 Wasn't it though? You were fantastic. 386 00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:10,863 Hey, I was just trying to keep up with you. 387 00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:15,368 Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden? 388 00:20:15,493 --> 00:20:18,955 Because we've been angry at each other for so long... 389 00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:21,750 ...we finally found a way to channel it. 390 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,543 Maybe. 391 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,965 - So, what happens next? - Well, I'm gonna take a shower. 392 00:20:28,257 --> 00:20:29,967 [stammers] No. I mean, with us. 393 00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:31,803 What'd you mean? There's no "us". 394 00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:36,225 You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going. 395 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,977 I mean, what happened last night was... 396 00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:41,105 ...explosive. 397 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,731 Last night was two old friends 398 00:20:42,856 --> 00:20:45,568 helping each other through a rough patch. That's it. 399 00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:48,488 - Susie Q... - Karl, I wanna move on. 400 00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:50,865 I don't wanna go backwards. I'm sorry. 401 00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:54,829 But thank you for the explosion. I really needed it. 402 00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:00,751 [sighs] 403 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,339 [Mary Alice] After 48 hours of crash dieting, 404 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,260 Gabrielle prepared to savour the fruit of her labour. 405 00:21:08,385 --> 00:21:10,513 But she was dismayed to discover 406 00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:14,517 that she herself had ripened considerably. 407 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:16,060 [grunts] 408 00:21:16,853 --> 00:21:19,523 Ahh! [huffs] 409 00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:24,987 Ralph! 410 00:21:25,112 --> 00:21:27,281 I need help getting dressed! Get in here! 411 00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:31,578 Now! 412 00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:38,043 I have to fit into this, so for God sakes, put some muscle into it! 413 00:21:39,295 --> 00:21:42,173 I'm trying. It won't zip. 414 00:21:42,298 --> 00:21:43,632 Well, try harder. 415 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,136 [grunting] My hands hurt! 416 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,139 I'm sorry, Mrs Solis, but I can't get you into this dress. 417 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,474 It's just too small. 418 00:21:50,849 --> 00:21:54,270 Get me into this dress, and I will pay you ten more dollars a week. 419 00:21:56,856 --> 00:21:59,066 I think I got it. Hold on. Hold still. 420 00:21:59,525 --> 00:22:01,694 Here we go. One... 421 00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,156 ...two... 422 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,490 ...three! 423 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,035 Oh, thank God. 424 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,662 - [laughs] - [ripping] 425 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,176 I brought you some ice cream. 426 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:26,180 I know how long it's been since you've had any. 427 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:28,724 [chains rattling] 428 00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:32,437 We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart. 429 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:39,904 First, I want you to talk to me about what happened. 430 00:22:40,029 --> 00:22:41,864 About Melanie. 431 00:22:41,989 --> 00:22:43,491 I don't wanna talk about her. 432 00:22:43,616 --> 00:22:46,995 [Betty] You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this, 433 00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:49,081 but I can't let you out 434 00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:53,251 until I am positive that you will never hurt anyone else again. 435 00:22:53,377 --> 00:22:58,299 And the first step is for you to show me that you understand 436 00:22:58,424 --> 00:23:00,259 that what you did was wrong. 437 00:23:00,969 --> 00:23:03,763 She was a bad person. 438 00:23:05,057 --> 00:23:07,059 She deserved it. 439 00:23:08,268 --> 00:23:10,980 No one deserves to die like that, Caleb. 440 00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:14,526 Don't you agree? 441 00:23:24,578 --> 00:23:26,330 Very well. 442 00:23:28,582 --> 00:23:31,294 If that's how it's going to be... 443 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,550 ...this is how it's going to be. 444 00:23:43,141 --> 00:23:46,477 - [screaming] - [chains rattling] 445 00:24:08,836 --> 00:24:10,504 - [crickets chirping] - [sighs] 446 00:24:10,629 --> 00:24:12,381 I can't believe we're doing this. 447 00:24:12,506 --> 00:24:15,969 If Leonard and Norma want to cut ties with us, who are we to stop them? 448 00:24:16,094 --> 00:24:18,305 They need to know we don't judge them 449 00:24:18,430 --> 00:24:20,891 for what they do in the privacy of their own home. 450 00:24:21,016 --> 00:24:23,770 It's not unheard of to tape yourself while having sex. 451 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:27,356 They're so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us. 452 00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:31,652 - Maybe we need to respect that. - I need these playdates. 453 00:24:31,777 --> 00:24:35,991 - [doorbell rings] - Tom, we need these playdates. 454 00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:39,369 Fine, fine. But you do all the talking. 455 00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:40,829 OK. 456 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,333 - Norma... - Ah! 457 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,168 Wait! 458 00:24:45,710 --> 00:24:47,629 - Let's go. - No! 459 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:51,550 Hi! Scavos! What are you guys doing here? 460 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:55,638 Hi. Sorry for just showing up unannounced, but... 461 00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:58,432 - Could we talk to you for a minute? - Sure, come on in. 462 00:24:59,226 --> 00:25:03,396 So, um... we've been trying to contact you, 463 00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,857 but you haven't been returning our messages. 464 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,361 We hope it isn't because of the porno video. 465 00:25:08,486 --> 00:25:10,363 Home... home movies. 466 00:25:10,488 --> 00:25:13,199 The fact is, we really don't care. 467 00:25:13,324 --> 00:25:16,036 And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart. 468 00:25:16,912 --> 00:25:19,414 We just don't know how they found it. 469 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:21,625 You know boys. They get into everything. 470 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:22,876 It's not a big deal. 471 00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:25,421 As long as you make sure it never happens again. 472 00:25:25,546 --> 00:25:30,760 - It's the new millennium. We're hip. - Yeah, what we're saying is, we get it. 473 00:25:30,885 --> 00:25:33,764 You're just having fun. It's nothing to be ashamed of. 474 00:25:35,474 --> 00:25:37,643 I'm just so relieved this all worked out. 475 00:25:37,768 --> 00:25:41,146 At one point we talked about selling the house and moving. 476 00:25:41,272 --> 00:25:44,359 Oh, no. Oh... [laughs] 477 00:25:44,484 --> 00:25:47,070 Thank you for being so open-minded. 478 00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:50,198 Please, we're all adults. It's... 479 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:54,578 The most embarrassing part of that video's how poorly it was shot. 480 00:25:54,704 --> 00:25:56,580 The production values are caca. 481 00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:01,920 Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional. 482 00:26:02,671 --> 00:26:05,674 What you saw was an example of my earlier work. 483 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:09,721 Since then I've become much more adept at production. 484 00:26:09,846 --> 00:26:12,557 - Ah. - You know, editing and lighting. 485 00:26:12,682 --> 00:26:15,560 Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies. 486 00:26:17,479 --> 00:26:21,442 Ironic, isn't it? I finally get my wish, and no one ever gets to see my work. 487 00:26:22,901 --> 00:26:24,903 That is a damn shame. 488 00:26:26,614 --> 00:26:30,035 Norma, what do you think? Should we show them the room? 489 00:26:32,162 --> 00:26:34,080 Let's show them the room. Huh? 490 00:26:38,669 --> 00:26:39,670 Check out this baby. 491 00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:43,884 Three-chip high-def, 1280x720 lines of resolution, bounced lighting 492 00:26:44,009 --> 00:26:46,845 and dark sheets so you don't get a kick off the pillows. 493 00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:49,139 Took me a while to learn that little trick. 494 00:26:50,057 --> 00:26:52,017 The walls are completely soundproof. 495 00:26:52,142 --> 00:26:55,146 You could scream your lungs out, and nobody would hear you. 496 00:26:55,271 --> 00:26:56,272 It's true. 497 00:26:56,814 --> 00:26:58,900 - [laughs] - [Leonard] So... 498 00:26:59,776 --> 00:27:02,488 ...anytime you wanna set up a shoot, just let me know. 499 00:27:02,613 --> 00:27:04,531 You guys would love it. 500 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:07,034 Once you get in front of that camera... 501 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,119 ...you feel like a star. 502 00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:12,665 [laughing] 503 00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:14,125 - Good night. - Good night. 504 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:15,627 Good night. 505 00:27:15,752 --> 00:27:18,171 - I'm thinking no more playdates. - Not a one. 506 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:27,014 Hey. We better hurry, the movie starts in 20 minutes. 507 00:27:27,139 --> 00:27:28,350 Slight change of plans. 508 00:27:28,475 --> 00:27:31,311 My mother had friends who wanted to meet you. I thought, 509 00:27:31,436 --> 00:27:32,437 "Could be fun." 510 00:27:32,562 --> 00:27:35,649 - Do you mind? - No, I guess not. 511 00:27:36,943 --> 00:27:38,903 Hey, everybody. This is Bree. 512 00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:42,240 [chatter, applause] 513 00:27:47,371 --> 00:27:49,706 - And this is my Uncle Sid. - Hi. 514 00:27:49,832 --> 00:27:51,750 - My Aunt Rosalie. - Hello. 515 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,546 Oh, and this is Stan Grazi. He does my mom's taxes. 516 00:27:54,671 --> 00:27:58,466 She's a knockout, George. I guess I owe you an apology. 517 00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:03,222 Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mom I was gay. 518 00:28:03,347 --> 00:28:05,474 [Stan] I'm still gonna need some proof. 519 00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:08,018 But I guess I'll get that in about nine months. 520 00:28:08,143 --> 00:28:10,104 What? What happens in nine months? 521 00:28:10,229 --> 00:28:13,525 That's Stan's joke about when we're gonna start our own family. 522 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:17,279 Just so you know, it's gonna be a while before we even think about kids. 523 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,531 I want Bree all to myself for a while. 524 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,617 Well, you don't wanna wait too long. 525 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:24,245 After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher. 526 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,997 Am I right, Bree? 527 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:29,084 [laughing] 528 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:32,254 If you'll excuse me, I... I have to go. 529 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,720 Bree! Bree, where are you going? 530 00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:42,098 I'm taking my champagne and my aging eggs, and I'm going home. 531 00:28:42,098 --> 00:28:43,099 What's wrong? 532 00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:46,687 [sighing] George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake 533 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,772 rushing into this engagement. 534 00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:50,691 - What? - I'm not the only one. 535 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,819 - Others have said the same. - What others? Andrew? 536 00:28:53,944 --> 00:28:56,614 No, Dr Goldfine, my therapist. 537 00:28:57,115 --> 00:28:58,992 Your therapist? He doesn't know me! 538 00:28:59,117 --> 00:29:01,911 Well, he knows me. Certainly better than you do. 539 00:29:02,037 --> 00:29:03,955 - How can you say that? - For starters, 540 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,335 he knows the last thing I'd ever want to do is have more children! 541 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:10,338 Really? Well, I didn't know. 542 00:29:10,463 --> 00:29:11,589 But you should know. 543 00:29:11,714 --> 00:29:15,302 That's the kind of thing people who are engaged know about each other. 544 00:29:16,928 --> 00:29:19,181 It doesn't matter. I don't need children. 545 00:29:19,598 --> 00:29:21,516 It's not just that, George. 546 00:29:21,641 --> 00:29:24,645 Dr Goldfine has other concerns about us being together, 547 00:29:24,771 --> 00:29:26,814 and I'm starting to think he's right. 548 00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:32,321 Look, I'll agree with Dr Goldfine on one thing. 549 00:29:33,155 --> 00:29:35,199 We should slow things down. 550 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:36,909 - Really? - Yes. 551 00:29:37,034 --> 00:29:38,869 Just because two people are engaged 552 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:41,956 doesn't mean they have to get married anytime soon. 553 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:47,670 I'll talk to Dr Goldfine about it tomorrow. 554 00:29:47,796 --> 00:29:49,757 Take whatever time you need. 555 00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:52,301 [sighs] 556 00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:08,444 How many times am I gonna have to ask you to fix this step? 557 00:30:08,569 --> 00:30:11,072 Matthew, are you gonna answer me? 558 00:30:11,197 --> 00:30:12,657 Did you leave the door open? 559 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,358 - How'd you do? - Not good. 560 00:30:43,483 --> 00:30:46,069 People are gonna start coming home from work soon. 561 00:30:46,194 --> 00:30:48,446 OK, we can't panic. 562 00:30:48,572 --> 00:30:51,784 Caleb is scared. He doesn't know the area, 563 00:30:51,909 --> 00:30:53,953 so he's gotta be close by. 564 00:30:54,078 --> 00:30:56,289 Which yards haven't you checked yet? 565 00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:07,302 Bree... 566 00:31:07,427 --> 00:31:09,679 ...I desperately need your help. 567 00:31:09,804 --> 00:31:11,347 Oh, dear. What's wrong? 568 00:31:11,472 --> 00:31:15,059 How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning? 569 00:31:15,184 --> 00:31:17,980 I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden. 570 00:31:18,105 --> 00:31:20,774 - Do you really want to know my secret? - Oh, yes. 571 00:31:20,858 --> 00:31:23,193 Horse manure. I have it delivered. 572 00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:26,031 Susan makes fun of me, but the proof is in the pudding. 573 00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,050 Hello? 574 00:31:44,009 --> 00:31:45,010 Hey. 575 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,474 Looking for something? 576 00:31:50,599 --> 00:31:52,894 [clears throat] Uh... 577 00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:55,229 Yeah, actually, I'm looking for you. 578 00:31:55,688 --> 00:31:57,106 Me? 579 00:31:58,024 --> 00:31:59,652 You're looking for me? 580 00:31:59,777 --> 00:32:01,904 Yeah, I've been thinking about you. 581 00:32:02,029 --> 00:32:04,490 That time we met, I thought you were really cool. 582 00:32:04,615 --> 00:32:06,784 So you came to ask me out? 583 00:32:14,626 --> 00:32:16,586 Cos I'll say yes. 584 00:32:22,301 --> 00:32:23,886 Thank you. 585 00:32:29,434 --> 00:32:30,435 Anything? 586 00:32:32,312 --> 00:32:35,691 [huffs] Well, that was a waste of time. 587 00:32:35,817 --> 00:32:37,777 Pretty much. 588 00:32:40,863 --> 00:32:42,532 Did you hear the big news? 589 00:32:43,366 --> 00:32:44,785 The big news? 590 00:32:44,910 --> 00:32:46,370 Karl and I are back together. 591 00:32:47,037 --> 00:32:48,080 What? 592 00:32:48,205 --> 00:32:50,999 And I know that he stayed at your place last night, 593 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,378 which leads me to why I'm here. 594 00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:56,756 There's stuff I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant. 595 00:32:56,881 --> 00:32:58,133 Edie... 596 00:32:58,258 --> 00:33:00,468 Whatever it was that you said to him... 597 00:33:00,593 --> 00:33:02,221 ...really helped. 598 00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:06,642 He showed up with flowers, and he apologised for everything. 599 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,103 So... 600 00:33:11,314 --> 00:33:12,858 Thank you. 601 00:33:14,151 --> 00:33:15,944 I'm sorry, what? 602 00:33:16,069 --> 00:33:19,073 I'm not gonna say it again. It hurt my teeth the first time. 603 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,199 No, Edie. 604 00:33:20,324 --> 00:33:23,703 This is so unexpected on so many levels. I don't know what to say. 605 00:33:23,828 --> 00:33:24,954 Then say nothing. 606 00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:27,624 Oh, and here. 607 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,335 It's the photo of you I found in our bed. 608 00:33:30,669 --> 00:33:32,212 I know he told you about it. 609 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,798 Why are you giving it to me? 610 00:33:36,509 --> 00:33:40,096 Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night. 611 00:33:40,221 --> 00:33:44,309 But it's still important for you to understand that I won. 612 00:33:46,103 --> 00:33:48,022 - You won? - Yeah. 613 00:33:48,147 --> 00:33:51,483 Whatever little hold you had on Karl is officially over. 614 00:33:51,609 --> 00:33:56,865 So you can stop feeling all smug and superior that he kept that thing. 615 00:33:56,990 --> 00:33:59,367 Believe me, I don't feel superior. 616 00:33:59,576 --> 00:34:01,119 Good. Because you shouldn't. 617 00:34:01,244 --> 00:34:03,956 He made his choice. And it's not you. 618 00:34:04,957 --> 00:34:08,544 You're right. He made his choice. 619 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:23,686 Bree, it's still too easy to breathe. You gotta make it tighter. 620 00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,731 If I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down. 621 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:27,857 I don't care. 622 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:30,444 I can't have these girls thinking I'm pregnant. 623 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,905 Do you think they're gonna make fun of you? 624 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,616 Trust me. They're merciless. 625 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:40,372 But why? I mean, surely, they have friends who have children. 626 00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:42,415 When I decided to marry Carlos, 627 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,210 I told these girls I would spend the rest of my days 628 00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:47,963 being rich and in love and childless. 629 00:34:48,089 --> 00:34:50,758 They laughed at me, and they said I would just end up 630 00:34:50,841 --> 00:34:55,263 being another fat hausfrau living a life that I didn't plan. 631 00:34:55,389 --> 00:34:58,892 I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right. 632 00:34:59,017 --> 00:35:01,395 Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you. 633 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,399 My friends are models. They're never happy for anyone. 634 00:35:05,274 --> 00:35:07,527 Do you ever think you might like it? 635 00:35:07,652 --> 00:35:09,987 - What? - Motherhood. 636 00:35:10,446 --> 00:35:11,781 No. 637 00:35:11,906 --> 00:35:14,785 Come on. You don't think you're gonna love your own baby? 638 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:17,788 I'm not saying I'm not gonna grow attached to the bugger. 639 00:35:17,913 --> 00:35:19,623 I don't have the motherhood gene. 640 00:35:19,748 --> 00:35:21,918 I wish I did, but I don't. 641 00:35:22,043 --> 00:35:24,254 - [Bree chuckles] - What? 642 00:35:24,379 --> 00:35:27,132 I'm just smiling because I think a few months from now 643 00:35:27,257 --> 00:35:30,219 you are gonna come to me and tell me how madly in love you are 644 00:35:30,344 --> 00:35:31,846 with your new little baby. 645 00:35:31,971 --> 00:35:34,807 I'm gonna have to resist the urge to say, "I told you so." 646 00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:37,309 Maybe. But I doubt it. 647 00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:39,354 There you go. All done. 648 00:35:41,148 --> 00:35:43,150 Ahh. 649 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,610 - How do I look? - Positively glowing. 650 00:35:45,735 --> 00:35:47,822 [sighs] Bree. 651 00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:21,192 Ehh! Oh! Ah! 652 00:36:21,317 --> 00:36:23,445 - Ahh! - [thudding] 653 00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:45,052 [doorbell rings] 654 00:36:50,516 --> 00:36:53,311 [all screaming] 655 00:36:53,436 --> 00:36:55,438 Hi! Hello! 656 00:36:57,357 --> 00:36:58,525 Oh, my God. 657 00:37:00,027 --> 00:37:01,070 You're pregnant! 658 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:05,157 [screaming, laughing] 659 00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:08,828 - [knocking] - [Gabrielle] Bree? It's Gabby. 660 00:37:08,954 --> 00:37:12,749 - Honey, it's open, come on in. - [door opening] 661 00:37:14,584 --> 00:37:15,836 Ah. 662 00:37:15,962 --> 00:37:17,338 Hi. 663 00:37:17,463 --> 00:37:20,299 My friends just left, 664 00:37:20,424 --> 00:37:23,386 and I was hoping you could cut me out of this thing. 665 00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:25,013 How was your little reunion? 666 00:37:25,138 --> 00:37:27,224 It was, um... 667 00:37:28,266 --> 00:37:30,227 ...weird. - Weird? 668 00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:34,857 Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds. 669 00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:37,902 Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables. 670 00:37:38,027 --> 00:37:42,366 And Yasmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment 671 00:37:42,491 --> 00:37:45,077 that probably causes short-term memory loss. 672 00:37:45,744 --> 00:37:48,330 You know, I just stood there the whole night 673 00:37:48,455 --> 00:37:52,127 trying to remember why we were ever friends. 674 00:37:52,252 --> 00:37:53,545 And I couldn't. 675 00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:57,298 You know, honey... people change. 676 00:37:57,424 --> 00:38:00,011 Yeah, but that's the thing. They haven't changed. 677 00:38:00,136 --> 00:38:02,096 That's who they've always been. 678 00:38:02,221 --> 00:38:04,181 I've changed. 679 00:38:04,306 --> 00:38:06,600 And I honestly don't know how. 680 00:38:06,726 --> 00:38:08,145 Well... 681 00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:11,940 ...maybe Susan, Lynette and I have had a good influence on you. 682 00:38:12,983 --> 00:38:14,943 I doubt that. 683 00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:16,863 [laughs] 684 00:38:16,988 --> 00:38:18,072 Come on. 685 00:38:18,197 --> 00:38:19,532 When I finish up here, 686 00:38:19,657 --> 00:38:23,035 I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that. 687 00:38:23,161 --> 00:38:24,162 All right. 688 00:38:24,287 --> 00:38:27,708 But hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres. 689 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:35,341 Are you free to go shopping tomorrow? 690 00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:39,637 I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit. 691 00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:43,893 Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels. 692 00:38:44,518 --> 00:38:46,854 I like the sound of that. 693 00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,607 Thanks. 694 00:39:34,907 --> 00:39:36,034 [screams] 695 00:39:39,955 --> 00:39:42,624 [panting] Oh! Ah! 696 00:39:46,963 --> 00:39:49,632 [groaning] 697 00:40:18,747 --> 00:40:20,834 [sirens] 698 00:40:20,959 --> 00:40:23,086 [flashbulb] 699 00:40:24,045 --> 00:40:25,171 Thank you. 700 00:40:25,755 --> 00:40:30,261 [Mary Alice] Yes. Cameras are tools designed to capture images. 701 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:32,430 Wait. 702 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:35,558 [whispers] 703 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,104 She needs me to get something for her. I will be right back. 704 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:42,983 [Mary Alice] But in truth, they can capture so much more. 705 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,988 They can uncover hidden longing 706 00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:50,450 of men who should no longer care. 707 00:40:53,077 --> 00:40:56,915 They can reveal the extraordinary secrets 708 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,877 of the most ordinary marriages. 709 00:41:02,755 --> 00:41:04,591 Most amazing of all, 710 00:41:04,716 --> 00:41:09,637 cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams. 711 00:41:11,014 --> 00:41:14,018 Dreams we didn't even know we had.