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[Mary Alice] Previously
on Desperate Housewives:
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You're glowing.
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- Gabrielle got pregnant.
- You walked out on me.
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Yeah. But look how far I got.
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- I'm just up the street.
- Trouble moved in.
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Being with George
made you feel a bit guilty.
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I'll have to get over it, won't I?
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And Bree moved on.
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"I know who killed Melanie Foster.
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- You arrested the wrong man."
- But not everyone...
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Call 911 and tell them you got
a killer in the basement.
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- He's not a killer.
...got what they deserved.
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[Mary Alice] It is often said that
necessity is the mother of invention.
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This is how mothers
came to invent playdates.
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So occasionally, they could
have a little time for themselves.
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If you need me,
I'll be at the salon.
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But there are some mothers
who don't get to take advantage
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of this maternal innovation.
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Mothers like... Lynette Scavo,
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who was no longer
able to rest on weekends,
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because her twins no longer
received playdate invitations...
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... ever since they had
convinced Sacha Eden's boy
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that a pair of magic wings
would allow him to fly.
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And they had double-dared
Sharon Chazin's boy to ride his bike...
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... blindfolded.
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And they had encouraged
Lisa Seadmen's boy
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to try an exciting new game
called Toss the Brick.
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The Scavo twins had become
persona non grata.
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And Lynette's secret dream
of being able to take
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an occasional nap on Saturdays
was growing dimmer and dimmer.
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[boys yelling]
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[boy] Quit it!
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Until one day...
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Hey, hey, hey! Porter, Preston!
Knock it off! All right?
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Did you hear me? I said stop it.
Stand up. Stand up.
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Come here.
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I'm so sorry.
Did my son beat you up?
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No. We were beating them up.
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Is that true?
Did they beat you up?
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It didn't hurt that much.
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Jimmy! P. J!
What are you doing?
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What have I told you
about ganging up on people?
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I am so sorry.
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No it's... it's OK.
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Believe me, my boys
can take care of themselves.
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If they got hurt at all,
I'll pay for the doctor bills.
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No, not to worry.
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I got the feeling
they were enjoying themselves.
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Really?
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What would you say to bringing
your boys over to my house
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and letting 'em hang out with mine?
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[Mary Alice] And that's how Lynette
finally got what she needed,
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time for herself...
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[doorbell rings]
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... and playdates for her kids.
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I'm sorry, but my boys decided
to have a rock fight with your boys.
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- It was fun.
- [giggles]
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Playdates she
was determined to keep...
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Well, they look fine to me.
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... at all costs.
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Same time next week?
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OK.
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[Mary Alice] Cameras are simple tools
designed to capture images.
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Images that tell us
more about ourselves than we realise.
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They remind us
of the long journey we've taken,
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the loved ones
who travelled alongside us,
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those we lost along the way...
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... and those waiting for us
on the road ahead.
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OK, how am I supposed to eat
with a uterus staring me in the face?
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[Susan] Oh, I didn't know
you got a sonogram.
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Let me see.
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You need to put that in a frame.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, come on.
That's a picture of your baby.
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You can't tell me
you're not a little bit excited.
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Fine. I'm pregnant. Whee!
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Now, come on, we're
supposed to be cheering up Susan.
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This is a time of crisis,
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and I think you need another
scoop of mint chocolate chip.
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- Thanks.
- Susan, why are you so eerily calm?
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Mike Delfino just dumped you.
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The Susan Mayer I know
would be a blubbering mess right now.
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Come on, trot her on out.
She's fun to watch.
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[Susan] I'm starting to feel pretty Zen
about the whole thing.
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Mike will calm down in a couple of days
and come to his senses.
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No. I came between the man and his son.
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It was a huge betrayal.
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I... I can't even blame him
for hating me.
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Zach was starting to obsess with Julie.
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Exactly. You're a mother
trying to protect her child.
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It's a natural impulse.
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Over the past couple of days,
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I gave myself
a long hard look in the mirror,
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and I did not like what I saw.
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I'm with you. Carry on.
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[Susan] I think if I start acting
like an adult for once,
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maybe... Who knows?
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...somewhere down the line
Mike and I at least can be friends.
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All right, you're not Zen.
You're numb.
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I'm fine.
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Do you got any pie?
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Not unless we make some.
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I can wait.
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- Whoa!
- All right.
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So, if you need us,
we'll be at home,
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just having a quiet evening.
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- [boys screaming]
- [glass breaking]
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Funny, we're expecting
quite the opposite.
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Next week it's our turn.
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- We'll take Porter and...
- Preston.
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...Preston off you all weekend.
- [Lynette] We have not forgotten.
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See ya!
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- Bye!
- [Lynette] Don't worry.
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[Tom] Whoa, guys.
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Why aren't you upstairs
with P.J. and Jimmy?
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They're watching
this video they brought.
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It's boring.
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You should be polite and watch it.
They're your guests.
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Guys!
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[Lynette] Hey, guys! We got snacks!
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- [Leonard] Fix the light.
- [Norma] Good work.
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[Leonard] Good to go.
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- Ready?
- [Norma] OK.
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[Leonard] Hang on now.
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- I'm just getting up...
- Guys, what is this?
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- A movie.
- Mommy and Daddy made it.
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- Peekaboo!
- Whoa, what's under there?
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- Peekaboo!
- [laughing]
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Peekaboo!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- Where's the "off" button?
- It's underneath the panel thing.
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Well, it's stuck!
Get the remote! Get the remote!
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What's wrong?
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Oh! Uh...
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I found it!
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Oh!
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So can we have the cocoa now?
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Well? What do you think?
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It is glorious.
I have to have it.
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I'm not sure you deserve
Dolce & Gabbana.
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- Vern!
- You never call, write.
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I know I haven't been in lately.
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I've been busy
getting my husband out of jail.
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That's such
a white trash thing to say.
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Luckily, the judge
dropped the hate crime charge.
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Now all Carlos has to do
is serve out the slave labour thing.
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He'll be out in six months.
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If he's in the hoosegow,
why do you need a fancy dress?
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Some of my model friends
are coming from New York on Friday.
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I have to look better than ever.
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I can't have 'em think I moved
to the suburbs and shop at strip malls.
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When they see this dress,
they'll crumple to the floor
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- like the Botoxed hags they are.
- Good.
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You know what? It's a little snug.
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Yeah, I see that.
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I have the same thing in a zero.
Why not go up a size?
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Because I wear double-zero, you twerp.
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- Why're you getting snippy?
- You called me fat.
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Honey, you're pregnant.
Your body's changing.
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But I'm three months pregnant.
Women don't show at three months.
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Some women do.
Do you want the larger size or not?
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I'm just not gonna eat for two days.
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[laughs] OK, you totally deserve
to wear Dolce & Gabbana.
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[birds chirping]
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[Edie] I want an explanation, Karl.
Do you hear me?
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Edie, you better get
the hell off my back, so help me...
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[Edie] What are you gonna do?
I'd like to hear this!
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- Big man with big threats.
- Back off! Just back the hell off!
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[Edie] What am I...?
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Hi.
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OK, so I got the box of things
you left on my porch.
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Yeah, I figured
you'd want your stuff back.
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Thanks, that's great.
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Cos if you'd decided to hang
on to my Joni Mitchell CDs,
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I would have come after you with a club.
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You're right, it's not funny.
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Actually, I did wanna just see if you
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were aware that you gave me back
the Valentine's Day card I made you.
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I was aware, yeah.
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Oh, well...
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I mean, when two people split up...
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Normally, they don't give things back
like Valentine's Day cards.
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If you don't want it, throw it away.
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I just... Please don't give it
back to me. It's tacky.
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I'm sorry.
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That's OK. People make...
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...mistakes.
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Anything else?
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Look. Are you sure
this is what you want to do?
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I understand you don't want
our relationship to continue.
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You've made that clear.
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But I sort of thought,
down the long corridors of time,
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maybe you and I could be friends,
and if you keep acting like this...
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Susan, it's over,
on every level, OK?
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I... I moved on.
You should do the same.
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- [Edie] Miserable son of a bitch!
- [car revving]
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I'm a hell of a lot better
than you are!
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I'll say one thing for us.
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Even with all our problems,
at least we're not acting like that.
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OK, I'm starting to get the feeling
that we're not going to a yard sale.
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That was just a clever ruse
to get you into my car.
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- Are you ready for your surprise?
- Mm-hm.
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Oh.
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George, this is just an empty house.
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Why is this a surprise?
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I just bought it.
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Oh, my God! Congratulations!
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I didn't even know you were looking!
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- Hurry, Ceal! They're here!
- I'm coming!
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Hey, Georgie.
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Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother.
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George never introduces me to anyone,
so I knew you were special!
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This is Ceal, my mother's friend,
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the real-estate agent
who sold me the house.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Well, we're gonna go in the back.
- [giggles]
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- So George can... you know...
- Mm.
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So...
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You really like it?
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I do. I really do.
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Good, because I was sort of hoping
that you might like to live here.
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Bree...
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...will you marry me?
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Huh?
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I love you.
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And I think I know
how you feel about me.
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So why wait?
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George, Rex hasn't even
been dead for two months.
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Yes, but if his death has taught
us anything, it's that life is short.
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It's dumb to play it safe.
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If we see a chance for happiness,
we should grab it and hold on tight.
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See, I thought we were
going to a yard sale.
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Please.
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Just say the word, and you'll
make me the happiest guy on earth.
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[door opening]
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- Congratulations, you two!
- Mazeltov!
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Guys, wait. She hasn't said yes yet.
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- Oh.
- I told you we should wait.
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[George] So, uh, Bree...
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...what do you say?
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See, George, the thing is...
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OK.
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You will? You'll marry me?
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OK.
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- [laughing]
- Oh!
246
00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:27,014
Oh, my baby!
247
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:30,601
[all laughing]
248
00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:42,615
Who is it?
249
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,492
[Karl] It's your ex-husband.
250
00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:48,662
Oh, Karl! What do you want?
251
00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:51,750
Edie and I just broke up.
252
00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:55,504
Oh... Well, come on in.
253
00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:04,055
Sorry to come over on such short notice,
but I couldn't face going to a motel.
254
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,599
That's OK. Julie's
at her friend's tonight.
255
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,018
You can sleep in her room.
256
00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:10,437
The sofa's fine, but thanks.
257
00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:15,400
So am I allowed
to ask what happened?
258
00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:17,654
You could ask, but I won't tell.
259
00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:20,448
- Why not?
- Because it's embarrassing.
260
00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:23,618
- Karl, did you cheat again?
- No.
261
00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:26,038
- Did she cheat?
- No.
262
00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:27,706
Saw her without makeup?
263
00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:30,125
- Susan...
- I'm sorry.
264
00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:33,379
Are you OK?
265
00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:36,424
Yeah. It hadn't been working
for quite a while.
266
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,760
This was inevitable.
267
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:43,766
Well, these days anybody going
through a break-up gets my sympathy.
268
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,602
That's right. I heard
you made the plumber angry.
269
00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:49,272
No, I made the plumber furious.
270
00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:52,442
That is definitely over.
271
00:13:54,486 --> 00:13:56,572
So there will be no gloating from me.
272
00:13:57,072 --> 00:13:59,032
Well, here's to no gloating.
273
00:14:01,828 --> 00:14:06,374
Mmm. Actually, I'm trying to keep
a positive outlook on the whole thing.
274
00:14:06,499 --> 00:14:08,710
Last night I started writing, and...
275
00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:10,796
Well, I think there's a book in there.
276
00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:11,922
- A book?
- Yeah.
277
00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:14,883
- One of your children's books?
- This one's for adults.
278
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,553
About all my failed relationships.
279
00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:19,389
You're not writing about me?
280
00:14:19,514 --> 00:14:21,474
You're like the first 14 chapters.
281
00:14:22,851 --> 00:14:25,812
- Are you gonna be fair?
- I'm gonna be honest.
282
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:27,940
I was afraid of that. [laughs]
283
00:14:28,065 --> 00:14:29,984
[both laughing]
284
00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,611
It was just awful.
285
00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:36,366
George had a ring, his mother and
her friend were there with champagne.
286
00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:39,369
If I had said no,
it would have devastated him.
287
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,581
So you agreed to marry him
just to be polite?
288
00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:45,626
Obviously, there's a downside
to having good manners.
289
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,881
So when will you
tell him how you really feel?
290
00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,716
That's why I wanted to talk to you.
291
00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:54,094
Part of me keeps thinking
I should just do it.
292
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,515
Do it? You mean actually marry him?
293
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,267
I know it sounds rash, but...
294
00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:02,937
There's something
comfortable about George.
295
00:15:03,063 --> 00:15:05,732
We share the same tastes and interests.
296
00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:08,485
Oh, and best of all,
he loves the opera.
297
00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:09,569
The opera?
298
00:15:09,694 --> 00:15:12,907
Yes. We saw Aida last week,
and we both cried buckets.
299
00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:14,492
It was fun.
300
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:19,080
George loves art, poetry and music.
301
00:15:19,205 --> 00:15:21,374
It would be nice
to be married to someone
302
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,044
who looks for beauty
in the world, like I do.
303
00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:28,006
[sighs]
304
00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:31,552
I don't know.
305
00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:34,889
That's why I'm here.
I don't know what to do, Dr Goldfine.
306
00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:39,436
Bree, you've said many times
how comfortable you are with George.
307
00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:42,606
But you don't feel for him
the way you felt for Rex.
308
00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:45,234
No.
309
00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:51,616
True love is great.
310
00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,787
But at this point in my life...
311
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,582
...I think I'd rather
just go to the opera.
312
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,129
- Give me your glass.
- No way.
313
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,173
- We gotta finish off this...
- No way.
314
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,092
No. Four glasses is my limit.
315
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,511
If you help me finish off this bottle,
316
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,099
I'll tell you what happened
between me and Edie.
317
00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:14,392
Hit me.
318
00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:24,862
Edie was making the bed...
319
00:16:24,987 --> 00:16:28,323
...and found a picture
I kept under the mattress.
320
00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:32,287
A picture I didn't want her to see.
321
00:16:32,871 --> 00:16:34,122
What was it?
322
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:37,625
It was a picture of you.
323
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:40,671
Why would you?
324
00:16:40,796 --> 00:16:44,466
Because it's something I like
to take a look at every now and then.
325
00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:46,427
Wow.
326
00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:50,557
[gasps]
327
00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:56,314
[laughs]
328
00:16:56,439 --> 00:16:58,065
What the hell was that?
329
00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:01,444
That's something I've been
wanting to do for quite some time.
330
00:17:01,444 --> 00:17:04,238
Oh, that's just you
rebounding from Edie.
331
00:17:04,363 --> 00:17:06,575
So you're on the rebound
from the plumber.
332
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,952
No harm, no foul.
333
00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:11,747
[sighs] Karl, it would be so weird.
334
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:15,126
We're two old friends who
suddenly find themselves single.
335
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:19,255
There's nothing weird about
us helping each other out to be...
336
00:17:20,715 --> 00:17:22,676
...a little less lonely.
337
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,891
Thanks so much
for taking care of the boys.
338
00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:31,144
I'll be back on Friday
to pick your guys up.
339
00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:33,855
Leonard and I are gonna
take them to the water park.
340
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,940
Yeah... before that happens...
341
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,610
And we're gonna be
able to take Penny soon.
342
00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:41,197
She's getting so big.
343
00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:46,660
Peekaboo! Peekaboo!
344
00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:49,664
- Peekaboo!
- Yeah, OK, enough of that! [laughs]
345
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,292
- Is there something wrong?
- Actually, yes.
346
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:56,713
We've agonised whether
to tell you this, Norma, but...
347
00:17:56,838 --> 00:18:00,218
One of your private videos
348
00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:03,304
made its way
into Jimmy and P.J.'s bag.
349
00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:13,607
Please tell me
the kids didn't see it.
350
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,402
No, don't worry, I caught it...
351
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,487
...right before you took off your bra.
352
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:21,533
[stammering] I have to go.
353
00:18:21,658 --> 00:18:24,703
Norma, we just thought
you needed to know what happened.
354
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:28,499
Seriously, we're cool with this
as long as you keep it from the kids.
355
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,043
[sobbing] I told Leonard
this is gonna happen.
356
00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:34,673
Jimmy, P.J., close the door!
Are we all buckled up?
357
00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:37,884
Norma, wait!
358
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,554
We're still on for next week!
359
00:18:40,679 --> 00:18:43,599
Norma! The water park!
360
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,184
Right?
361
00:18:55,863 --> 00:18:57,823
Mom!
362
00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:04,664
Mom?
363
00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:07,500
Mom, are you up?
364
00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:10,963
[gasps]
365
00:19:11,088 --> 00:19:12,631
Oh, my God!
366
00:19:13,549 --> 00:19:16,386
Oh, Julie! I thought you
were going straight to school.
367
00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:18,722
I... I needed money for lunch.
368
00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:21,266
There's a 20 in my pants.
If you can find them.
369
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:24,060
- Oh, Julie... Julie.
- [grunts]
370
00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:25,354
Honey...
371
00:19:29,775 --> 00:19:32,653
OK, there is a good explanation
for what happened.
372
00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:33,779
I doubt that.
373
00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:35,616
You probably don't know that
374
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,452
your father and Edie
broke up last night.
375
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,330
You slept with him the same night
he broke up with her?
376
00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,958
I said it was a good explanation,
not a great one.
377
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,835
Oh, Julie!
378
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:48,046
- Hey, pumpkin.
- [Julie] Don't even.
379
00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:49,589
But...
380
00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:52,676
Oh, now I feel really awful.
381
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:54,219
Me too.
382
00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:56,722
We should not
have done what we did.
383
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,224
I know. I know.
384
00:20:02,562 --> 00:20:05,899
But I gotta tell you,
last night was the best sex ever.
385
00:20:06,232 --> 00:20:08,652
Wasn't it though? You were fantastic.
386
00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:10,863
Hey, I was just trying
to keep up with you.
387
00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:15,368
Why do you think we got
so good all of a sudden?
388
00:20:15,493 --> 00:20:18,955
Because we've been angry
at each other for so long...
389
00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:21,750
...we finally found
a way to channel it.
390
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,543
Maybe.
391
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,965
- So, what happens next?
- Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
392
00:20:28,257 --> 00:20:29,967
[stammers] No. I mean, with us.
393
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:31,803
What'd you mean? There's no "us".
394
00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:36,225
You can't tell me you can just walk away
from this chemistry we got going.
395
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,977
I mean, what happened last night was...
396
00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:41,105
...explosive.
397
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,731
Last night was two old friends
398
00:20:42,856 --> 00:20:45,568
helping each other through
a rough patch. That's it.
399
00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:48,488
- Susie Q...
- Karl, I wanna move on.
400
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:50,865
I don't wanna go backwards. I'm sorry.
401
00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:54,829
But thank you for the explosion.
I really needed it.
402
00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:00,751
[sighs]
403
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,339
[Mary Alice] After 48 hours
of crash dieting,
404
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,260
Gabrielle prepared
to savour the fruit of her labour.
405
00:21:08,385 --> 00:21:10,513
But she was dismayed to discover
406
00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:14,517
that she herself
had ripened considerably.
407
00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:16,060
[grunts]
408
00:21:16,853 --> 00:21:19,523
Ahh! [huffs]
409
00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:24,987
Ralph!
410
00:21:25,112 --> 00:21:27,281
I need help getting dressed!
Get in here!
411
00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:31,578
Now!
412
00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:38,043
I have to fit into this, so for
God sakes, put some muscle into it!
413
00:21:39,295 --> 00:21:42,173
I'm trying. It won't zip.
414
00:21:42,298 --> 00:21:43,632
Well, try harder.
415
00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,136
[grunting] My hands hurt!
416
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,139
I'm sorry, Mrs Solis,
but I can't get you into this dress.
417
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,474
It's just too small.
418
00:21:50,849 --> 00:21:54,270
Get me into this dress, and I
will pay you ten more dollars a week.
419
00:21:56,856 --> 00:21:59,066
I think I got it. Hold on. Hold still.
420
00:21:59,525 --> 00:22:01,694
Here we go. One...
421
00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,156
...two...
422
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,490
...three!
423
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,035
Oh, thank God.
424
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,662
- [laughs]
- [ripping]
425
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,176
I brought you some ice cream.
426
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:26,180
I know how long it's been
since you've had any.
427
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:28,724
[chains rattling]
428
00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:32,437
We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart.
429
00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:39,904
First, I want you to talk to me
about what happened.
430
00:22:40,029 --> 00:22:41,864
About Melanie.
431
00:22:41,989 --> 00:22:43,491
I don't wanna talk about her.
432
00:22:43,616 --> 00:22:46,995
[Betty] You know it breaks my heart
to keep you down here like this,
433
00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:49,081
but I can't let you out
434
00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:53,251
until I am positive that you will
never hurt anyone else again.
435
00:22:53,377 --> 00:22:58,299
And the first step is for you
to show me that you understand
436
00:22:58,424 --> 00:23:00,259
that what you did was wrong.
437
00:23:00,969 --> 00:23:03,763
She was a bad person.
438
00:23:05,057 --> 00:23:07,059
She deserved it.
439
00:23:08,268 --> 00:23:10,980
No one deserves
to die like that, Caleb.
440
00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:14,526
Don't you agree?
441
00:23:24,578 --> 00:23:26,330
Very well.
442
00:23:28,582 --> 00:23:31,294
If that's how it's going to be...
443
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,550
...this is how it's going to be.
444
00:23:43,141 --> 00:23:46,477
- [screaming]
- [chains rattling]
445
00:24:08,836 --> 00:24:10,504
- [crickets chirping]
- [sighs]
446
00:24:10,629 --> 00:24:12,381
I can't believe we're doing this.
447
00:24:12,506 --> 00:24:15,969
If Leonard and Norma want to cut
ties with us, who are we to stop them?
448
00:24:16,094 --> 00:24:18,305
They need to know
we don't judge them
449
00:24:18,430 --> 00:24:20,891
for what they do in the privacy
of their own home.
450
00:24:21,016 --> 00:24:23,770
It's not unheard of
to tape yourself while having sex.
451
00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:27,356
They're so embarrassed
they don't want anything to do with us.
452
00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:31,652
- Maybe we need to respect that.
- I need these playdates.
453
00:24:31,777 --> 00:24:35,991
- [doorbell rings]
- Tom, we need these playdates.
454
00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:39,369
Fine, fine. But you do all the talking.
455
00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:40,829
OK.
456
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,333
- Norma...
- Ah!
457
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,168
Wait!
458
00:24:45,710 --> 00:24:47,629
- Let's go.
- No!
459
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:51,550
Hi! Scavos!
What are you guys doing here?
460
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:55,638
Hi. Sorry for just showing up
unannounced, but...
461
00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:58,432
- Could we talk to you for a minute?
- Sure, come on in.
462
00:24:59,226 --> 00:25:03,396
So, um... we've been trying
to contact you,
463
00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,857
but you haven't been
returning our messages.
464
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,361
We hope it isn't
because of the porno video.
465
00:25:08,486 --> 00:25:10,363
Home... home movies.
466
00:25:10,488 --> 00:25:13,199
The fact is, we really don't care.
467
00:25:13,324 --> 00:25:16,036
And it's certainly no reason
to keep our boys apart.
468
00:25:16,912 --> 00:25:19,414
We just don't know
how they found it.
469
00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:21,625
You know boys.
They get into everything.
470
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:22,876
It's not a big deal.
471
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:25,421
As long as you make sure
it never happens again.
472
00:25:25,546 --> 00:25:30,760
- It's the new millennium. We're hip.
- Yeah, what we're saying is, we get it.
473
00:25:30,885 --> 00:25:33,764
You're just having fun.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
474
00:25:35,474 --> 00:25:37,643
I'm just so relieved
this all worked out.
475
00:25:37,768 --> 00:25:41,146
At one point we talked
about selling the house and moving.
476
00:25:41,272 --> 00:25:44,359
Oh, no. Oh... [laughs]
477
00:25:44,484 --> 00:25:47,070
Thank you for being so open-minded.
478
00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:50,198
Please, we're all adults. It's...
479
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:54,578
The most embarrassing part
of that video's how poorly it was shot.
480
00:25:54,704 --> 00:25:56,580
The production values are caca.
481
00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:01,920
Well, from a lay perspective,
it looked very professional.
482
00:26:02,671 --> 00:26:05,674
What you saw was
an example of my earlier work.
483
00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:09,721
Since then I've become
much more adept at production.
484
00:26:09,846 --> 00:26:12,557
- Ah.
- You know, editing and lighting.
485
00:26:12,682 --> 00:26:15,560
Leonard has always dreamed
of directing movies.
486
00:26:17,479 --> 00:26:21,442
Ironic, isn't it? I finally get my wish,
and no one ever gets to see my work.
487
00:26:22,901 --> 00:26:24,903
That is a damn shame.
488
00:26:26,614 --> 00:26:30,035
Norma, what do you think?
Should we show them the room?
489
00:26:32,162 --> 00:26:34,080
Let's show them the room. Huh?
490
00:26:38,669 --> 00:26:39,670
Check out this baby.
491
00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:43,884
Three-chip high-def, 1280x720
lines of resolution, bounced lighting
492
00:26:44,009 --> 00:26:46,845
and dark sheets so you don't
get a kick off the pillows.
493
00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:49,139
Took me a while
to learn that little trick.
494
00:26:50,057 --> 00:26:52,017
The walls are completely soundproof.
495
00:26:52,142 --> 00:26:55,146
You could scream your lungs out,
and nobody would hear you.
496
00:26:55,271 --> 00:26:56,272
It's true.
497
00:26:56,814 --> 00:26:58,900
- [laughs]
- [Leonard] So...
498
00:26:59,776 --> 00:27:02,488
...anytime you wanna
set up a shoot, just let me know.
499
00:27:02,613 --> 00:27:04,531
You guys would love it.
500
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:07,034
Once you get
in front of that camera...
501
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:09,119
...you feel like a star.
502
00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:12,665
[laughing]
503
00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:14,125
- Good night.
- Good night.
504
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:15,627
Good night.
505
00:27:15,752 --> 00:27:18,171
- I'm thinking no more playdates.
- Not a one.
506
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:27,014
Hey. We better hurry,
the movie starts in 20 minutes.
507
00:27:27,139 --> 00:27:28,350
Slight change of plans.
508
00:27:28,475 --> 00:27:31,311
My mother had friends
who wanted to meet you. I thought,
509
00:27:31,436 --> 00:27:32,437
"Could be fun."
510
00:27:32,562 --> 00:27:35,649
- Do you mind?
- No, I guess not.
511
00:27:36,943 --> 00:27:38,903
Hey, everybody. This is Bree.
512
00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:42,240
[chatter, applause]
513
00:27:47,371 --> 00:27:49,706
- And this is my Uncle Sid.
- Hi.
514
00:27:49,832 --> 00:27:51,750
- My Aunt Rosalie.
- Hello.
515
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,546
Oh, and this is Stan Grazi.
He does my mom's taxes.
516
00:27:54,671 --> 00:27:58,466
She's a knockout, George.
I guess I owe you an apology.
517
00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:03,222
Since I was single all these years,
Stan kept telling my mom I was gay.
518
00:28:03,347 --> 00:28:05,474
[Stan] I'm still gonna need some proof.
519
00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:08,018
But I guess I'll get that
in about nine months.
520
00:28:08,143 --> 00:28:10,104
What? What happens in nine months?
521
00:28:10,229 --> 00:28:13,525
That's Stan's joke about when
we're gonna start our own family.
522
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:17,279
Just so you know, it's gonna be a while
before we even think about kids.
523
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,531
I want Bree all to myself for a while.
524
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,617
Well, you don't wanna wait too long.
525
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:24,245
After 40, the eggs
don't get any fresher.
526
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,997
Am I right, Bree?
527
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:29,084
[laughing]
528
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:32,254
If you'll excuse me, I...
I have to go.
529
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,720
Bree! Bree, where are you going?
530
00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:42,098
I'm taking my champagne and
my aging eggs, and I'm going home.
531
00:28:42,098 --> 00:28:43,099
What's wrong?
532
00:28:43,433 --> 00:28:46,687
[sighing] George, I'm starting
to think that we made a mistake
533
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,772
rushing into this engagement.
534
00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:50,691
- What?
- I'm not the only one.
535
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,819
- Others have said the same.
- What others? Andrew?
536
00:28:53,944 --> 00:28:56,614
No, Dr Goldfine, my therapist.
537
00:28:57,115 --> 00:28:58,992
Your therapist?
He doesn't know me!
538
00:28:59,117 --> 00:29:01,911
Well, he knows me.
Certainly better than you do.
539
00:29:02,037 --> 00:29:03,955
- How can you say that?
- For starters,
540
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,335
he knows the last thing I'd ever
want to do is have more children!
541
00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:10,338
Really? Well, I didn't know.
542
00:29:10,463 --> 00:29:11,589
But you should know.
543
00:29:11,714 --> 00:29:15,302
That's the kind of thing people who
are engaged know about each other.
544
00:29:16,928 --> 00:29:19,181
It doesn't matter.
I don't need children.
545
00:29:19,598 --> 00:29:21,516
It's not just that, George.
546
00:29:21,641 --> 00:29:24,645
Dr Goldfine has other concerns
about us being together,
547
00:29:24,771 --> 00:29:26,814
and I'm starting to think he's right.
548
00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:32,321
Look, I'll agree with
Dr Goldfine on one thing.
549
00:29:33,155 --> 00:29:35,199
We should slow things down.
550
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:36,909
- Really?
- Yes.
551
00:29:37,034 --> 00:29:38,869
Just because
two people are engaged
552
00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:41,956
doesn't mean they
have to get married anytime soon.
553
00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:47,670
I'll talk to Dr Goldfine
about it tomorrow.
554
00:29:47,796 --> 00:29:49,757
Take whatever time you need.
555
00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:52,301
[sighs]
556
00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:08,444
How many times am I gonna
have to ask you to fix this step?
557
00:30:08,569 --> 00:30:11,072
Matthew, are you gonna answer me?
558
00:30:11,197 --> 00:30:12,657
Did you leave the door open?
559
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,358
- How'd you do?
- Not good.
560
00:30:43,483 --> 00:30:46,069
People are gonna start
coming home from work soon.
561
00:30:46,194 --> 00:30:48,446
OK, we can't panic.
562
00:30:48,572 --> 00:30:51,784
Caleb is scared.
He doesn't know the area,
563
00:30:51,909 --> 00:30:53,953
so he's gotta be close by.
564
00:30:54,078 --> 00:30:56,289
Which yards haven't you checked yet?
565
00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:07,302
Bree...
566
00:31:07,427 --> 00:31:09,679
...I desperately need your help.
567
00:31:09,804 --> 00:31:11,347
Oh, dear. What's wrong?
568
00:31:11,472 --> 00:31:15,059
How do you get your hydrangeas
to look so stunning?
569
00:31:15,184 --> 00:31:17,980
I'm systematically
slaughtering my own garden.
570
00:31:18,105 --> 00:31:20,774
- Do you really want to know my secret?
- Oh, yes.
571
00:31:20,858 --> 00:31:23,193
Horse manure.
I have it delivered.
572
00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:26,031
Susan makes fun of me,
but the proof is in the pudding.
573
00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,050
Hello?
574
00:31:44,009 --> 00:31:45,010
Hey.
575
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,474
Looking for something?
576
00:31:50,599 --> 00:31:52,894
[clears throat] Uh...
577
00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:55,229
Yeah, actually,
I'm looking for you.
578
00:31:55,688 --> 00:31:57,106
Me?
579
00:31:58,024 --> 00:31:59,652
You're looking for me?
580
00:31:59,777 --> 00:32:01,904
Yeah, I've been thinking about you.
581
00:32:02,029 --> 00:32:04,490
That time we met,
I thought you were really cool.
582
00:32:04,615 --> 00:32:06,784
So you came to ask me out?
583
00:32:14,626 --> 00:32:16,586
Cos I'll say yes.
584
00:32:22,301 --> 00:32:23,886
Thank you.
585
00:32:29,434 --> 00:32:30,435
Anything?
586
00:32:32,312 --> 00:32:35,691
[huffs] Well, that was a waste of time.
587
00:32:35,817 --> 00:32:37,777
Pretty much.
588
00:32:40,863 --> 00:32:42,532
Did you hear the big news?
589
00:32:43,366 --> 00:32:44,785
The big news?
590
00:32:44,910 --> 00:32:46,370
Karl and I are back together.
591
00:32:47,037 --> 00:32:48,080
What?
592
00:32:48,205 --> 00:32:50,999
And I know that he
stayed at your place last night,
593
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,378
which leads me to why I'm here.
594
00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:56,756
There's stuff I have to say,
and it's not going to be pleasant.
595
00:32:56,881 --> 00:32:58,133
Edie...
596
00:32:58,258 --> 00:33:00,468
Whatever it was that you said to him...
597
00:33:00,593 --> 00:33:02,221
...really helped.
598
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:06,642
He showed up with flowers,
and he apologised for everything.
599
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,103
So...
600
00:33:11,314 --> 00:33:12,858
Thank you.
601
00:33:14,151 --> 00:33:15,944
I'm sorry, what?
602
00:33:16,069 --> 00:33:19,073
I'm not gonna say it again.
It hurt my teeth the first time.
603
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,199
No, Edie.
604
00:33:20,324 --> 00:33:23,703
This is so unexpected on so many levels.
I don't know what to say.
605
00:33:23,828 --> 00:33:24,954
Then say nothing.
606
00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:27,624
Oh, and here.
607
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,335
It's the photo of you
I found in our bed.
608
00:33:30,669 --> 00:33:32,212
I know he told you about it.
609
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,798
Why are you giving it to me?
610
00:33:36,509 --> 00:33:40,096
Look, I appreciate whatever it was
that you did last night.
611
00:33:40,221 --> 00:33:44,309
But it's still important for you
to understand that I won.
612
00:33:46,103 --> 00:33:48,022
- You won?
- Yeah.
613
00:33:48,147 --> 00:33:51,483
Whatever little hold
you had on Karl is officially over.
614
00:33:51,609 --> 00:33:56,865
So you can stop feeling all smug
and superior that he kept that thing.
615
00:33:56,990 --> 00:33:59,367
Believe me, I don't feel superior.
616
00:33:59,576 --> 00:34:01,119
Good. Because you shouldn't.
617
00:34:01,244 --> 00:34:03,956
He made his choice.
And it's not you.
618
00:34:04,957 --> 00:34:08,544
You're right.
He made his choice.
619
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:23,686
Bree, it's still too easy to breathe.
You gotta make it tighter.
620
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,731
If I make it any tighter,
you won't be able to sit down.
621
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:27,857
I don't care.
622
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:30,444
I can't have these girls
thinking I'm pregnant.
623
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,905
Do you think
they're gonna make fun of you?
624
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,616
Trust me. They're merciless.
625
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:40,372
But why? I mean, surely,
they have friends who have children.
626
00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:42,415
When I decided to marry Carlos,
627
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,210
I told these girls I would
spend the rest of my days
628
00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:47,963
being rich and in love and childless.
629
00:34:48,089 --> 00:34:50,758
They laughed at me,
and they said I would just end up
630
00:34:50,841 --> 00:34:55,263
being another fat hausfrau
living a life that I didn't plan.
631
00:34:55,389 --> 00:34:58,892
I'm not gonna give them the
satisfaction of knowing they were right.
632
00:34:59,017 --> 00:35:01,395
Well, maybe they'll
just be happy for you.
633
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,399
My friends are models.
They're never happy for anyone.
634
00:35:05,274 --> 00:35:07,527
Do you ever think you might like it?
635
00:35:07,652 --> 00:35:09,987
- What?
- Motherhood.
636
00:35:10,446 --> 00:35:11,781
No.
637
00:35:11,906 --> 00:35:14,785
Come on. You don't think
you're gonna love your own baby?
638
00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:17,788
I'm not saying I'm not gonna
grow attached to the bugger.
639
00:35:17,913 --> 00:35:19,623
I don't have the motherhood gene.
640
00:35:19,748 --> 00:35:21,918
I wish I did, but I don't.
641
00:35:22,043 --> 00:35:24,254
- [Bree chuckles]
- What?
642
00:35:24,379 --> 00:35:27,132
I'm just smiling because
I think a few months from now
643
00:35:27,257 --> 00:35:30,219
you are gonna come to me
and tell me how madly in love you are
644
00:35:30,344 --> 00:35:31,846
with your new little baby.
645
00:35:31,971 --> 00:35:34,807
I'm gonna have to resist
the urge to say, "I told you so."
646
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:37,309
Maybe. But I doubt it.
647
00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:39,354
There you go. All done.
648
00:35:41,148 --> 00:35:43,150
Ahh.
649
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,610
- How do I look?
- Positively glowing.
650
00:35:45,735 --> 00:35:47,822
[sighs] Bree.
651
00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:21,192
Ehh! Oh! Ah!
652
00:36:21,317 --> 00:36:23,445
- Ahh!
- [thudding]
653
00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:45,052
[doorbell rings]
654
00:36:50,516 --> 00:36:53,311
[all screaming]
655
00:36:53,436 --> 00:36:55,438
Hi! Hello!
656
00:36:57,357 --> 00:36:58,525
Oh, my God.
657
00:37:00,027 --> 00:37:01,070
You're pregnant!
658
00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:05,157
[screaming, laughing]
659
00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:08,828
- [knocking]
- [Gabrielle] Bree? It's Gabby.
660
00:37:08,954 --> 00:37:12,749
- Honey, it's open, come on in.
- [door opening]
661
00:37:14,584 --> 00:37:15,836
Ah.
662
00:37:15,962 --> 00:37:17,338
Hi.
663
00:37:17,463 --> 00:37:20,299
My friends just left,
664
00:37:20,424 --> 00:37:23,386
and I was hoping you could
cut me out of this thing.
665
00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:25,013
How was your little reunion?
666
00:37:25,138 --> 00:37:27,224
It was, um...
667
00:37:28,266 --> 00:37:30,227
...weird.
- Weird?
668
00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:34,857
Well, Allison's mad because
she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds.
669
00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:37,902
Holly is on a strict diet
of cruciferous vegetables.
670
00:37:38,027 --> 00:37:42,366
And Yasmin is undergoing
a new embryonic facial treatment
671
00:37:42,491 --> 00:37:45,077
that probably causes
short-term memory loss.
672
00:37:45,744 --> 00:37:48,330
You know, I just
stood there the whole night
673
00:37:48,455 --> 00:37:52,127
trying to remember
why we were ever friends.
674
00:37:52,252 --> 00:37:53,545
And I couldn't.
675
00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:57,298
You know, honey... people change.
676
00:37:57,424 --> 00:38:00,011
Yeah, but that's the thing.
They haven't changed.
677
00:38:00,136 --> 00:38:02,096
That's who they've always been.
678
00:38:02,221 --> 00:38:04,181
I've changed.
679
00:38:04,306 --> 00:38:06,600
And I honestly don't know how.
680
00:38:06,726 --> 00:38:08,145
Well...
681
00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:11,940
...maybe Susan, Lynette and I
have had a good influence on you.
682
00:38:12,983 --> 00:38:14,943
I doubt that.
683
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:16,863
[laughs]
684
00:38:16,988 --> 00:38:18,072
Come on.
685
00:38:18,197 --> 00:38:19,532
When I finish up here,
686
00:38:19,657 --> 00:38:23,035
I'll come over with my sewing kit
and cut you out of that.
687
00:38:23,161 --> 00:38:24,162
All right.
688
00:38:24,287 --> 00:38:27,708
But hurry up because I've been
having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.
689
00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:35,341
Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?
690
00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:39,637
I figured it's probably time
I bought some clothes that actually fit.
691
00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:43,893
Well, I know a store that carries
maternity clothes with designer labels.
692
00:38:44,518 --> 00:38:46,854
I like the sound of that.
693
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,607
Thanks.
694
00:39:34,907 --> 00:39:36,034
[screams]
695
00:39:39,955 --> 00:39:42,624
[panting] Oh! Ah!
696
00:39:46,963 --> 00:39:49,632
[groaning]
697
00:40:18,747 --> 00:40:20,834
[sirens]
698
00:40:20,959 --> 00:40:23,086
[flashbulb]
699
00:40:24,045 --> 00:40:25,171
Thank you.
700
00:40:25,755 --> 00:40:30,261
[Mary Alice] Yes. Cameras are tools
designed to capture images.
701
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:32,430
Wait.
702
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:35,558
[whispers]
703
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,104
She needs me to get something for her.
I will be right back.
704
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:42,983
[Mary Alice] But in truth,
they can capture so much more.
705
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,988
They can uncover hidden longing
706
00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:50,450
of men who should no longer care.
707
00:40:53,077 --> 00:40:56,915
They can reveal
the extraordinary secrets
708
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,877
of the most ordinary marriages.
709
00:41:02,755 --> 00:41:04,591
Most amazing of all,
710
00:41:04,716 --> 00:41:09,637
cameras can quietly and clearly
reveal to us our dreams.
711
00:41:11,014 --> 00:41:14,018
Dreams we didn't even know we had.