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Previously on...
"Desperate Housewives"
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Renee had good news.
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We're getting married.
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Oh, how wonderful.
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Gaby's talent for shopping
became an opportunity.
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The personal shopper job?
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For you, my dear,
it is a calling.
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Things heated up
between Tom and Lynette.
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- Oh, my God. I'm on fire!
- Oh!
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Aah! Oh!
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M.J. and Susan began
their recovery
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after Mike's death.
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Oh, sweetie.
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The police questioned Bree
and advanced their case.
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Judge Kemp just signed off
on that warrant.
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That was fast.
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Sooner I can prove
she's guilty,
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sooner I can watch her
pay for it.
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When it came
to throwing a bridal shower,
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Bree Van de Kamp believed
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that everything should be done
with taste and dignity.
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There should be
personalized party favors...
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delicate pastel flowers...
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elegant refreshments...
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and she insisted
on traditional gifts,
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even if they received
an untraditional response.
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What the hell? Mixing bowls?
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Nesting mixing bowls.
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Come on. This is a shower.
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Isn't there one gift over there
that's, uh,
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you know, buzzing?
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Oh! I know just the one.
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Oh, here we go.
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I use mine all the time.
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I used to do it by hand,
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but this gets the job done
so much faster.
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Ah. Now we're talking.
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It's a brand-new...
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immersion blender?
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Now you can puree soups
right in the pot.
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So is every gift gonna be
kitchen-related?
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Well, that's the theme
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that I had letterpressed
on the invitations.
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Okay, I might have to send
someone out on a beer run.
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Well, I am sorry to disappoint
you, but if you're looking
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for that kind of shower,
you're in the wrong place.
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Oh, Bree, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Okay, so I had a feeling
your shower might be kind of a dud,
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so I may have sort of hired
a male stripper.
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Gaby, you didn't.
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There he is, so yay!
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No. Male strippers are
beyond degrading,
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and I don't choose to be
humiliated in my own home.
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Now please, get rid of them.
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Bree Van de Kamp, we have
a warrant for your arrest.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. She also has
the right to remain horny.
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Listen, change of plans...
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Ma'am, I'm gonna need
you to stand aside.
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Just take the money and go.
And tell the agency
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three dumpy strippers
does not equal one hot one.
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What?
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You're under arrest
for the murder of Ramon Sanchez.
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What? Oh, my God.
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Bree, what's going on?
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Oh, I'm sure it's just
a misunderstanding.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Yes. I just put the mini quiches
in the oven.
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Would you be a dear and take
them out before they burn?
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Yes, Bree Van de Kamp believed
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in doing everything
with dignity...
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even in the most undignified
of circumstances.
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Sometimes no matter
how much we plan...
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things don't turn out
the way we expect.
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A sterling reputation...
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may become tarnished.
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A clear explanation...
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might get messy.
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An ideal arrangement...
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could fall apart in a flash.
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And one person
may end up paying the price...
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for a crime that everyone
thought was shared.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, thanks to Bob.
He bailed me out.
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- What happened?
What do they have on you?
- Very little...
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Orson's ridiculous letter,
which is inadmissible in court,
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since he's... gone,
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and a very cryptic
phone conversation
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which can easily
be explained away.
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Oh, thank God.
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Well, they also have
Bree's fingerprint.
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On what?
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A button on the victim's shirt.
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When we were wrapping him up
in the tablecloth,
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I noticed that his shirt
was unbuttoned.
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You tidied up the dead guy?
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I felt it was respectful
at the time.
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Obviously, I see things
differently now.
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Wh...
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Well, we're not gonna let her
take the blame for this.
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- Yeah, we're all in this together.
- Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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If we confess,
they'll find out about Carlos,
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and they could put him
away forever.
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So what? We let Bree
take the fall for us?
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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- No, I'm just saying, we should
think this through.
- Well...
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Ladies, stop.
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Nothing is gonna happen to me.
The police have no case.
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And of all of us,
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I am in the best position
to take this on right now.
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I have no job, no small children
to look after.
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But you do have a halo
over your head.
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Yeah, Bree.
It's incredibly generous.
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Bob, you swear you're gonna
get her off, right?
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Actually, she needs
a criminal defense attorney.
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I know the perfect guy.
He's a real shark.
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He's not cheap,
but he's worth it.
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Well, obviously,
we're gonna pay for it.
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- Yes.
- You don't have to do that.
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No arguing. You are doing
something huge for us.
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Well, thank you, but I promise
you, it's not going to be huge
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because nothing is
going to happen.
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I swear to God,
this woman is guilty.
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If she walks,
I am gonna lose it.
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You don't have to convince me, but
a jury's a whole nother story.
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There's no motive,
no connection to the victim.
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Then we have to find one,
all right? Fast.
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Are you sure you're not overreacting
because she dumped your partner?
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I don't think
she just dumped him.
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I think she might be the reason
Chuck's dead.
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Come on.
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We need to keep digging.
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No. No way.
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Carlos!
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I am not gonna let Bree
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take the fall
for a crime I committed.
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Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
Before you do anything stupid
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and macho and noble, just sit
your ass down and listen to me!
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Or stand your ass there
and listen to me.
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You can't turn yourself in.
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Why not?
I'm the one who did it.
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You've already been to jail
twice.
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You get a third strike,
they're gonna put you away for life.
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So what, I'm supposed to
send Bree in my place?
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Bree's not going anywhere.
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The evidence against her
is very flimsy,
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and we're getting her
some hotshot defense attorney.
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We?
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Who is "we"?
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The girls and I.
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We decided since Bree's
in the hot seat,
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the least we could do is
pay her legal fees.
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Yeah, a... and I'm
all in favor of that, but...
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How are
we supposed to afford this?
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I just quit my job and I have
a lead on a nonprofit,
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but it is hardly
gonna pay anything.
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Okay, relax.
Relax. Sit down.
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Look...
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I'm working now.
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No offense, but I don't think
personal shoppers
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make hotshot defense attorney
money.
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Okay, seriously, you need to
keep your mouth shut and lie low
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until this Bree thing
plays out.
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I just wish that there was
something I could do.
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Carlos,
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look...
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this is one of those times
when the best thing you can do
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is do nothing.
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What about his suits?
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I'm giving it all away.
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It's what Mike would've wanted.
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I think I'll keep these.
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M.J. always says he's gotta
fill daddy's shoes.
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So if I save a pair, someday...
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he will know that he did.
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Are you crying?
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No. No.
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- Can you grab that stuff
on the shelf?
- Yeah.
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What's this?
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I don't know.
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Never seen it before.
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Hmm. I'll grab Mike's keys.
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Um, maybe you opening it
is not a good idea.
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Why not?
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Because it's in your house, in
your bedroom, but it's locked.
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So maybe Mike didn't want you
to know what was in it.
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That's ridiculous.
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I have a box like this
in my house
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that I would not want
Bob to see.
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Why? What's in it?
No. Don't answer that.
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It's probably
just papers and stuff.
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You're probably right,
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but if it's something else,
you may not want to know.
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Well, what do you suggest I do?
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Throw it away?
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Keep it on the shelf?
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Okay, how about this... you go
make yourself a nice cup of tea,
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I will open it, and if it's
just papers, I'll tell you?
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And if it's something else?
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I will decide
if you should see it.
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I'm just trying
to protect you, Susan.
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Men have secrets.
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Mike didn't.
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He kinda did.
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Hey, thanks for
bringing that over.
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You can keep it.
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Who thinks a cake stand's
a good gift for a bridal shower?
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Me. I gave it to you.
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Oh. Well, you owe me
a less sucky present.
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And by the way, I think you guys
owe me a whole new shower.
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I mean, when the host
gets arrested for murder,
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it kinda puts a damper
on things.
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Yeah, weird.
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And what's up
with the cops in this town?
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Last week, they hauled Ben
in about some body they found.
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Now Bree?
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I'm sure they'll straighten it out.
Thanks again for this.
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Who's the cake for?
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Tom.
It's his birthday tomorrow,
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and I am implementing phase two
of operation get Tom back.
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I'm guessing phase one
was a success.
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It was great, right up
until he caught on fire
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and then realized the entire
evening had been a web of lies.
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But right before that,
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there was this moment,
this look between us,
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like we were
Tom and Lynette again.
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Really?
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I could see it in his eyes.
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Tom still loves me.
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So birthday boy,
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what do you wanna do
for your big day tomorrow?
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Oh, let's just, uh, go out
for dinner or something.
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That's it?
I could have a party.
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Invite your friends over,
open up some champagne.
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Oh, you don't have to worry
about that.
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The kids are throwing me
a little party Thursday.
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Oh. Well, then I guess
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we'll have to come up with
some other way to celebrate.
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Sounds good.
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Hey. Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Oh.
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Mwah.
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Thank you, but I meant
your divorce papers.
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Oh.
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As much as I have enjoyed
sleeping next to them
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for the past three weeks,
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maybe they could make their way
over to Lynette sometime soon?
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It's just been
so hectic at work.
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I haven't had a second to call
the process server.
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No, but anybody
can deliver them, right?
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I mean, what about
your assistant?
252
00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:34,188
I don't think that
that's appropriate.
253
00:11:34,189 --> 00:11:37,142
Well, I could...
have a messenger?
254
00:11:37,143 --> 00:11:40,142
Jane, honey, it'll get done.
255
00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,688
I'm just really busy right now.
256
00:11:42,731 --> 00:11:44,834
Okay.
257
00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,966
I love you, and I look forward
258
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,899
to spending many more birthdays
together.
259
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:53,567
You are the best,
and now I really am late.
260
00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,687
I will see you tonight.
261
00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,933
Bob just called.
I gotta run.
262
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,833
Whoa. Whoa. Hang on.
What about the box?
263
00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:09,852
Huh? The what?
264
00:12:09,853 --> 00:12:11,844
The box...
265
00:12:11,845 --> 00:12:13,844
that's in your hands?
266
00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,861
Oh, the box. I...
267
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,840
actually couldn't open it.
268
00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:19,773
You were up there
for 20 minutes.
269
00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:21,890
I feel asleep.
Man, you have a comfortable bed.
270
00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:24,790
Talk to you later.
271
00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:25,857
Oh, my God.
272
00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,865
Is it that bad?
273
00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:30,698
Listen to me.
274
00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:34,826
Mike is not defined by what is
or isn't inside this box.
275
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,723
Okay. I have a right to know.
I'm his wife.
276
00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,827
I know. I'm just trying
to protect both of you guys.
277
00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:41,802
Lee...
278
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,768
Susan, please,
trust me on this.
279
00:13:10,841 --> 00:13:12,865
Hi!
280
00:13:12,866 --> 00:13:15,145
Welcome to Cumberly's
personal shopping service.
281
00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:16,392
Can I help you with something?
282
00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:20,260
I see we have
very... similar taste.
283
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:23,041
I always work with Margaret.
Is she here?
284
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:24,419
Oh, you don't want Margaret.
285
00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:27,549
Her idea of fashion is wearing one
normal shoe and one clunky shoe.
286
00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,272
She has a prosthetic leg.
287
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:32,306
And that's why she's my hero.
288
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,830
Lazaro! What gives?
289
00:13:37,831 --> 00:13:39,273
You said I'd be kicking ass
at this job.
290
00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:42,043
It takes time to build
a client base, Gaby.
291
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:43,295
Stick with it, okay?
292
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,313
Five, six months from now,
you'll be our top seller.
293
00:13:45,314 --> 00:13:47,310
Six months? I don't have
that kind of time.
294
00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:49,285
I need money quick.
295
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,344
I'm sorry. Most of the ladies who come
in here already have a personal shopper.
296
00:13:52,345 --> 00:13:54,314
Oh.
297
00:13:54,315 --> 00:13:57,297
You know, you could try
the men's department.
298
00:13:57,298 --> 00:14:00,247
You would be very persuasive
over there.
299
00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:01,314
Huh.
300
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:04,256
Well, I've always been able
to get men to buy things for me.
301
00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:06,080
How hard could it be to get
them to buy things from me?
302
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,260
Mm-hmm. Just wear something
sexy, show a little cleavage,
303
00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:11,285
and maybe lose
the wedding ring.
304
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:12,289
Seriously?
305
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,319
Oh, yes.
Guys tend to spend more
306
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:16,331
when they think they have a shot
with the hot salesgirl.
307
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:18,327
- Lazaro...
- I know. It's demeaning and degrading.
308
00:14:18,328 --> 00:14:22,301
- I shouldn't have even...
- No, no, no, no. I just need to know,
show I lose the jacket?
309
00:14:22,302 --> 00:14:24,301
'Cause these things are
a lot more persuasive
310
00:14:24,302 --> 00:14:26,306
when they're out.
311
00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:29,286
Mm-hmm.
312
00:14:33,298 --> 00:14:36,301
I don't care
what the D.A. says.
313
00:14:36,302 --> 00:14:39,322
There's no case.
My guy's innocent.
314
00:14:39,323 --> 00:14:42,280
Please stop calling it a body.
315
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,302
It's a foot, an ear,
and a flap of skin.
316
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,331
Do these have raisins?
'Cause that grosses me out.
317
00:14:47,332 --> 00:14:49,272
No.
318
00:14:49,273 --> 00:14:51,301
No. Okay. Look, I gotta go.
Um, my 11:00's here.
319
00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:52,318
Yeah. Okay.
320
00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:54,343
Sorry I'm late.
321
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,322
Uh, not a problem, Mr. Weston.
322
00:14:56,323 --> 00:15:00,256
Mmm.
Call me Trip.
323
00:15:00,256 --> 00:15:01,296
This is amazing.
324
00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:02,319
Well, I don't like to brag,
325
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,247
but I am famous
for my orange-glazed muffins.
326
00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:08,293
Yeah. Uh, Bob said that
you were one hell of a baker,
327
00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:10,314
but he didn't tell me much
about your case.
328
00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:13,326
Well, the whole thing is
quite ridiculous.
329
00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:16,297
The police found a dead man
at a construction site,
330
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:18,318
and they think
that I killed him.
331
00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:21,305
Yeah. Everyone's guilty
until proven innocent.
332
00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:23,315
They must have something
on you.
333
00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:25,310
Well, they did receive
a letter from my ex-husband
334
00:15:25,311 --> 00:15:27,281
saying I did it.
335
00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:28,321
Well, that's nothing.
336
00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:30,294
The guy's got a vendetta
against you, right?
337
00:15:30,295 --> 00:15:32,248
Yes, he does.
338
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:33,294
Uh, and then there's
339
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:35,305
a slightly more damning
phone conversation
340
00:15:35,306 --> 00:15:37,297
in which I expressed remorse
341
00:15:37,298 --> 00:15:40,318
for, um, putting a body
in the ground.
342
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:42,297
Big deal.
343
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:45,309
You were talking about
burying a dead pet.
344
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:48,264
I suppose I was.
345
00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:50,305
And then...
The police claim to have found
346
00:15:50,306 --> 00:15:53,276
one of my fingerprints
on the dead man's shirt.
347
00:15:53,277 --> 00:15:54,315
Hmm.
348
00:15:54,315 --> 00:15:57,306
That's bad, right?
349
00:15:58,306 --> 00:16:00,318
Actually...
350
00:16:00,319 --> 00:16:02,318
I think that it's Noble...
351
00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:06,252
Noble that you donate so much
of your clothing to Goodwill...
352
00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:10,323
And a shame that that poor sap
ended up with your shirt.
353
00:16:12,286 --> 00:16:13,301
Bob was wrong.
354
00:16:13,302 --> 00:16:16,260
You're not good.
You're amazing.
355
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,319
So you'll take my case?
356
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,305
Nope.
357
00:16:19,306 --> 00:16:21,301
"Nope"?
358
00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:24,339
No offense, but, um,
it's kind of a snooze.
359
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:27,165
Excuse me, but I have been
accused of murder.
360
00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:28,310
My life is on the line here.
361
00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:31,301
Oh, please. What jury is
gonna convict you,
362
00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:34,297
with your... your pearls
and your perfect hair
363
00:16:34,298 --> 00:16:37,294
and your subtle scent
of lavender?
364
00:16:37,302 --> 00:16:38,344
Well, I would think
that a lawyer
365
00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,827
would enjoy defending
an innocent client.
366
00:16:40,843 --> 00:16:42,176
You would think so,
wouldn't you?
367
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:44,297
But I love a challenge.
368
00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:47,305
Last year, I defended a guy
who was found standing
369
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,301
over his dead father
with a bloody knife in his hand.
370
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:53,339
Not only did I exonerate
his guilty ass,
371
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:57,268
I got him 50% of the estate.
372
00:16:57,269 --> 00:16:59,306
That is reprehensible.
373
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:00,336
Thank you.
374
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:04,272
I'm sorry, Ms. Van de Kamp,
375
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,322
but this is just...
it's too easy.
376
00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:10,323
I mean, people who are famous
for their muffins...
377
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:12,306
not generally killers.
378
00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:40,256
Good morning.
379
00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:41,323
My name's Gabrielle.
380
00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:44,272
I'm a personal shopper here.
Can I help you?
381
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:47,322
No, no, no. I'm just trying
to find the men's department.
382
00:17:47,323 --> 00:17:49,273
I need some socks.
383
00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:52,323
Oh, I can help you with that.
May I?
384
00:17:56,315 --> 00:17:58,293
Oh, you're right.
385
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,272
These ankles deserve
so much better.
386
00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:02,302
You think?
387
00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:04,344
I-I've always thought
they were just average ankles.
388
00:18:04,345 --> 00:18:08,293
Average? They're exquisite.
389
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,309
Ooh!
390
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,302
Do you work out?
391
00:18:11,302 --> 00:18:15,248
I do
a little mall walking, yes.
392
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:20,280
Well, I don't say this
to every man,
393
00:18:20,281 --> 00:18:24,265
but you've got the perfect
ankles for cashmere.
394
00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,290
Let me show you a few pairs.
395
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,268
40 bucks for socks?
396
00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:35,343
I know. There's just something
irresistible about cashmere.
397
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:38,264
Promise me you won't buy
one of these cashmere sweaters.
398
00:18:38,265 --> 00:18:40,298
I wouldn't be able
to keep my hands off you.
399
00:18:40,477 --> 00:18:41,498
Well...
400
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:46,430
I really just need the tie.
401
00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:48,131
How can you take the tie
without the blazer?
402
00:18:48,164 --> 00:18:49,227
With your shoulders?
403
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:54,171
And this color up against
that beautiful silver hair...
404
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:58,201
I'm sorry. I lost myself there
for a moment.
405
00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:01,180
Ooh! Hello, George Clooney!
406
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,201
It's just so expensive.
I don't know.
407
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:04,218
You know what?
408
00:19:04,218 --> 00:19:08,231
Maybe I should measure
that inseam one more time.
409
00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:13,171
What if it was drugs?
410
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:16,234
Seriously?
I just fell asleep.
411
00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:19,247
Oh. This baby's been working
on her black belt.
412
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:22,213
I'm just saying,
Mike had a drug problem.
413
00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:24,213
Those things never go away.
414
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:26,231
I'm sure it was
nothing like that.
415
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,231
You're right.
416
00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:32,251
It's probably porn.
417
00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:36,188
And you know what?
I'm cool with that.
418
00:19:36,189 --> 00:19:39,221
As long
as it was nothing weird.
419
00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:41,251
Oh, God. You think
it was something weird?
420
00:19:41,252 --> 00:19:43,171
Stop.
421
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:45,171
Just trust Lee.
422
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:48,227
If he thinks you shouldn't
see in the box,
423
00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:50,181
well, you don't want
to find something
424
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:52,210
that would tarnish
your memories of Mike.
425
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:58,193
You're absolutely right.
426
00:19:58,193 --> 00:19:59,252
I should just leave this alone.
427
00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:04,234
Susan, it's...
428
00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,238
2:00 in the morning. I know.
But I can't sleep,
429
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,221
and I am never gonna sleep until
I know what's inside that box.
430
00:20:09,222 --> 00:20:12,177
So you can either let me in now
or we can do this again at 3:00
431
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,177
and then at 4:00
and then at... Thank you.
432
00:20:17,218 --> 00:20:20,217
So there's his passport,
letters from his mom,
433
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:22,221
a really cute picture
of you and M.J.
434
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:24,331
Just get to it.
435
00:20:24,332 --> 00:20:26,368
And a checkbook.
436
00:20:26,369 --> 00:20:30,364
Apparently, he set up an account
eight years ago.
437
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:32,368
That's when we were divorced.
438
00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:34,369
And every month since,
he's written a check
439
00:20:34,369 --> 00:20:37,306
to some woman named
Jennie Hernandez.
440
00:20:40,311 --> 00:20:42,331
I've never heard of her.
441
00:20:42,332 --> 00:20:44,365
This is her address.
442
00:20:44,365 --> 00:20:47,365
Somewhere in mount pleasant.
443
00:20:56,377 --> 00:20:58,381
Oh, my God.
444
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,347
Any chance those are M.J.'s?
445
00:21:00,348 --> 00:21:02,322
No.
446
00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:04,314
Well, maybe it's...
447
00:21:04,315 --> 00:21:08,327
We both know what it is.
448
00:21:08,327 --> 00:21:10,294
There's a child out there.
449
00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:14,364
Mike's child.
450
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,142
77, 78, 79, 80.
451
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:25,168
Hi, Lynette.
452
00:21:25,169 --> 00:21:27,598
81, 82, 83...
453
00:21:27,598 --> 00:21:28,610
What are you doing?
454
00:21:28,611 --> 00:21:30,680
84, 85. Making Tom a cake.
86, 87...
455
00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:35,614
- Gosh, how old is he gonna be?
46? 47? 48?
- 92, 93, 94, 95...
456
00:21:35,615 --> 00:21:37,635
I made dinner reservations
at 7:15.
457
00:21:37,636 --> 00:21:39,622
Or was it 7:16? 7:17?
458
00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:43,623
Nice try, but I am like
rain man. 98, 99, 100.
459
00:21:43,623 --> 00:21:44,658
Sorry to bother you.
460
00:21:44,659 --> 00:21:46,665
Penny and Parker left this stuff
over at our place,
461
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,626
so I thought I'd drop it by.
462
00:21:48,627 --> 00:21:50,656
Thanks. I see
they're making lab coats
463
00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:52,648
a lot tighter
than they used to.
464
00:21:52,649 --> 00:21:54,673
I see they're making sweatpants
465
00:21:54,673 --> 00:21:56,690
just as baggy as always.
466
00:21:58,627 --> 00:21:59,671
Besides, I'm not going to work.
467
00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:01,660
I'm taking Tom
to his favorite restaurant,
468
00:22:01,661 --> 00:22:05,635
because, you know,
it's his birthday.
469
00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:07,622
Yeah, I know.
470
00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:10,630
That's why I'm making him
his favorite cake.
471
00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:12,605
Looks appetizing.
472
00:22:12,606 --> 00:22:14,609
Don't forget to add
the eye of newt.
473
00:22:14,610 --> 00:22:16,668
Oh, 'cause it's green?
It's a funny story.
474
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,626
When Tom and I were
first dating,
475
00:22:18,627 --> 00:22:21,597
he wanted a red velvet cake
for his birthday,
476
00:22:21,598 --> 00:22:23,622
but I only had
green food coloring,
477
00:22:23,623 --> 00:22:26,618
and he liked it anyway,
so it's become a tradition,
478
00:22:26,619 --> 00:22:31,601
one we have shared
for 25 years.
479
00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:33,640
I think we're
gonna keep sharing it.
480
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,606
Lynette,
stop embarrassing yourself.
481
00:22:35,607 --> 00:22:37,622
Tom is through with you.
482
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,631
We have a family together.
483
00:22:39,631 --> 00:22:41,631
You don't just throw that away.
484
00:22:43,623 --> 00:22:45,618
Until you do.
485
00:22:45,619 --> 00:22:47,315
Mm-hmm. What is that?
486
00:22:47,384 --> 00:22:48,405
Your divorce papers.
487
00:22:51,384 --> 00:22:53,379
Tom already signed them.
488
00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:54,442
Now it's your turn.
489
00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:02,438
What the hell?!
490
00:23:02,438 --> 00:23:05,392
Oh, my God!
491
00:23:15,471 --> 00:23:17,494
You look beautiful.
492
00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:20,165
Oh. You're just saying that
'cause it's obvious.
493
00:23:20,174 --> 00:23:21,224
Mwah.
494
00:23:21,224 --> 00:23:23,237
I'll be home for dinner.
495
00:23:25,199 --> 00:23:27,229
Oh, by the way, think you
could mix things up?
496
00:23:27,229 --> 00:23:29,220
Getting a little tired
of chicken.
497
00:23:29,221 --> 00:23:31,207
You forgot something.
498
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:34,187
Oh. That.
499
00:23:34,187 --> 00:23:35,233
Here's the thing...
500
00:23:35,234 --> 00:23:37,798
it's better for business
if I don't wear it.
501
00:23:37,889 --> 00:23:38,893
Really?
502
00:23:38,893 --> 00:23:40,754
I have a lot of rich men
as clients.
503
00:23:40,781 --> 00:23:42,174
If I flirt with them,
they buy more stuff,
504
00:23:42,215 --> 00:23:43,909
which means I make more money,
505
00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:47,834
and you can cook something
other than chicken for dinner.
506
00:23:47,835 --> 00:23:49,863
You know what?
I'm not comfortable
507
00:23:49,864 --> 00:23:52,855
with you dressing like that
and flirting with those guys.
508
00:23:52,856 --> 00:23:54,868
Oh, honey, you have nothing
to worry about.
509
00:23:54,869 --> 00:23:56,872
They're just a bunch of nerds
with money.
510
00:23:56,873 --> 00:23:58,035
This just helps.
511
00:23:58,111 --> 00:24:00,360
You can't dress for church
if you want to move the merch.
512
00:24:00,436 --> 00:24:01,485
Gaby...
513
00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:03,472
You gotta shake your rear
to get them to buy the gear.
514
00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:06,017
- Gaby...
- You wanna sell some
knits, you better flash your...
515
00:24:06,063 --> 00:24:08,087
Gaby! I got it.
516
00:24:08,088 --> 00:24:11,096
Too bad.
I have, like, 15 more.
517
00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:13,050
See you tonight.
518
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,059
Lynette?
519
00:24:28,495 --> 00:24:29,545
What are you doing here?
520
00:24:29,546 --> 00:24:32,507
Look, Jane's meeting me
for my birthday.
521
00:24:32,507 --> 00:24:33,524
Uh, Jane's running late.
522
00:24:33,525 --> 00:24:37,549
She had a little trouble
with your cake.
523
00:24:37,549 --> 00:24:38,566
You signed this?
524
00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:41,506
How did you get these?
525
00:24:41,507 --> 00:24:45,565
They were handed to me
personally by your new roommate.
526
00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:47,506
Answer the question.
527
00:24:47,507 --> 00:24:50,506
I did not ask Jane to bring
these to you, I swear.
528
00:24:50,507 --> 00:24:53,494
It doesn't matter
if Jane brought them.
529
00:24:53,495 --> 00:24:55,573
He's gonna need
a few more minutes.
530
00:24:55,574 --> 00:24:58,948
Look, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm taken
a-a little off guard here.
531
00:24:58,968 --> 00:25:00,929
Can we talk about this later?
532
00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:02,758
This is your signature,
isn't it?
533
00:25:02,806 --> 00:25:03,811
Yes.
534
00:25:03,906 --> 00:25:05,847
When did you sign it?
535
00:25:06,893 --> 00:25:09,143
I don't know.
A while ago, I guess. I...
536
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,247
You guess? Jeez.
This isn't a gym membership.
537
00:25:11,247 --> 00:25:13,804
This is for the dissolution
of our marriage.
538
00:25:13,877 --> 00:25:15,351
Look, I know.
539
00:25:15,351 --> 00:25:16,431
You think I don't know?
540
00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:20,389
This is hard for me, too, okay?
541
00:25:22,414 --> 00:25:24,376
But you gotta believe me.
542
00:25:24,377 --> 00:25:27,356
There is no way I meant for Jane
to bring this to you.
543
00:25:27,356 --> 00:25:31,364
Then just tell me,
what is it you do mean?
544
00:25:35,427 --> 00:25:38,414
Do you want
to end our marriage?
545
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,388
Sorry.
546
00:26:15,389 --> 00:26:17,417
Sorry.
547
00:26:17,418 --> 00:26:19,355
I'm sorry.
548
00:26:19,356 --> 00:26:21,371
I'm sorry.
549
00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:25,363
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
550
00:26:25,364 --> 00:26:28,409
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm s...
551
00:26:44,801 --> 00:26:47,351
Please talk to me.
552
00:26:49,003 --> 00:26:52,804
You know, it's just that you've
had so much going on lately,
553
00:26:52,805 --> 00:26:55,784
I-I-I, you know, I thought...
I thought it would be helpful
554
00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:57,821
if I took the papers over
for you.
555
00:26:57,822 --> 00:27:00,784
On what planet is
556
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:05,792
you serving my wife
divorce papers a good idea?
557
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,809
I thought I was
doing you a favor.
558
00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:09,817
Me a favor?
559
00:27:09,818 --> 00:27:11,946
Really? Me?!
560
00:27:11,962 --> 00:27:13,032
Fine. Us!
561
00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,987
I just want us to move forward.
562
00:27:15,987 --> 00:27:18,002
I can't stand this "one foot in,
one foot out" thing
563
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:19,994
that you've got going
with your ex.
564
00:27:19,995 --> 00:27:21,029
It's not what I signed up for.
565
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:24,024
I told you
I would take care of it.
566
00:27:24,025 --> 00:27:26,979
Now is not the time.
567
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,046
It's never the time, Tom,
until you make it the time.
568
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:31,975
You don't just th-throw papers
at someone
569
00:27:31,975 --> 00:27:33,033
and say, "Here. Sign this."
570
00:27:33,034 --> 00:27:36,028
"Everything that we have known
and worked for is over."
571
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,033
It's not that easy.
572
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:41,016
It is when you know
what you want.
573
00:27:43,025 --> 00:27:45,986
Tom...
574
00:27:45,987 --> 00:27:47,049
I love you.
575
00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:49,008
But if we're gonna be together,
576
00:27:49,008 --> 00:27:50,983
you've got to stop
thinking about her needs
577
00:27:50,984 --> 00:27:53,966
and start thinking about mine.
578
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:57,041
I am always gonna care
about Lynette.
579
00:27:59,962 --> 00:28:03,996
She's the mother
of my children.
580
00:28:06,054 --> 00:28:10,979
So you need to decide
whether you can live with that.
581
00:28:20,012 --> 00:28:23,000
It's gonna be okay.
582
00:28:31,008 --> 00:28:32,982
Hi. I'm looking for Jennie.
583
00:28:32,983 --> 00:28:34,990
I'm Jennie. And you are?
584
00:28:34,991 --> 00:28:38,011
Susan Delfino, Mike's wife.
585
00:28:38,012 --> 00:28:40,007
Oh.
586
00:28:40,008 --> 00:28:41,019
Yeah.
587
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:44,015
I'm so sorry for your loss.
588
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:47,003
Thank you for your sympathy,
589
00:28:47,004 --> 00:28:51,011
but what I really need from you
is an explanation.
590
00:28:51,012 --> 00:28:53,961
Why was Mike sending you
checks every month?
591
00:28:53,962 --> 00:28:56,007
They weren't for me.
They're for Laura.
592
00:28:56,008 --> 00:28:59,961
Okay.
593
00:28:59,962 --> 00:29:01,958
Who's Laura? Mike's daughter?
594
00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:03,020
No. His sister.
595
00:29:10,004 --> 00:29:12,028
So... this is a group home?
596
00:29:12,029 --> 00:29:13,982
For autistic adults.
597
00:29:13,983 --> 00:29:15,987
Laura's one
of our more severe cases.
598
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,000
She can't speak.
599
00:29:17,001 --> 00:29:19,024
Loves painting though.
600
00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:21,978
Spends hours every day
at that table.
601
00:29:21,979 --> 00:29:24,036
Did Mike ever mention
having a sister?
602
00:29:24,037 --> 00:29:25,995
No. Never.
603
00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:27,957
He was great with her.
604
00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:29,957
He came by every Monday night
to visit.
605
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:32,019
Told me he had softball.
606
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,999
Excuse me a moment.
607
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,032
This is crazy.
608
00:29:37,033 --> 00:29:38,990
No. This is good.
609
00:29:38,991 --> 00:29:40,974
There's no other woman, no kid.
610
00:29:40,975 --> 00:29:43,982
Why wouldn't Mike tell me
he had a sister?
611
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:46,000
I don't know.
612
00:29:46,112 --> 00:29:47,662
Did he think I'd be upset
about the money?
613
00:29:47,712 --> 00:29:48,920
Because I wouldn't.
614
00:29:49,236 --> 00:29:50,256
I'm sure he knew that.
615
00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:54,239
But why did he think he had
to hide this from me?
616
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,240
I mean, did he think
I was the kind of person
617
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,290
that wouldn't accept her?
618
00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:59,268
Sorry about that.
619
00:29:59,269 --> 00:30:01,227
Would you like to meet Laura?
620
00:30:01,227 --> 00:30:03,261
We'd love to.
621
00:30:14,244 --> 00:30:17,244
His name is, uh, Ramon Sanchez.
622
00:30:17,402 --> 00:30:20,123
He would've stayed here
around, uh, six months ago.
623
00:30:20,171 --> 00:30:21,177
Mm-hmm.
624
00:30:21,313 --> 00:30:23,175
Hmm. Doesn't ring a bell.
625
00:30:23,272 --> 00:30:26,246
But he could be
in my treasure chest.
626
00:30:26,405 --> 00:30:29,425
I keep all the items
guests leave behind.
627
00:30:29,426 --> 00:30:32,434
My husband calls it hoarding.
628
00:30:32,434 --> 00:30:35,442
But I fancy myself
more of a collector.
629
00:30:38,455 --> 00:30:42,430
20 bucks says we're barking up
the wrong crazy here.
630
00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:44,390
If the prosecutor
needs more connection
631
00:30:44,391 --> 00:30:46,484
to that Van de Kamp broad.
Trust me. I'll find it.
632
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:48,475
Must be your lucky day.
633
00:30:48,476 --> 00:30:51,850
Room 208. Ramon Sanchez.
634
00:30:51,941 --> 00:30:52,929
Thank you.
635
00:30:52,930 --> 00:30:56,904
Magazine with a map,
some receipts.
636
00:30:56,904 --> 00:30:58,879
I don't think
there's anything here.
637
00:31:00,594 --> 00:31:02,589
He circled Wisteria Lane.
638
00:31:02,589 --> 00:31:05,544
So what? It doesn't connect him
to her. Not directly.
639
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,064
It does if he was going
to her address.
640
00:31:34,924 --> 00:31:36,940
Bob should be here any minute.
641
00:31:36,941 --> 00:31:39,877
You really don't need
your lawyer.
642
00:31:39,878 --> 00:31:42,669
I just wanted to show you
something that we found.
643
00:31:42,723 --> 00:31:43,767
What is it?
644
00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:46,780
It was with some
of Mr. Sanchez's things.
645
00:31:46,781 --> 00:31:49,722
As you can see,
he wrote your address on it.
646
00:31:49,723 --> 00:31:52,714
But that doesn't make any sense.
Why would he...
647
00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:55,773
Look, if this goes too much farther,
there's nothing I can do to help you.
648
00:31:55,774 --> 00:31:57,717
But if you come forward now,
649
00:31:57,718 --> 00:31:59,744
tell me everything
that happened,
650
00:31:59,744 --> 00:32:01,764
things will go a lot easier
for you.
651
00:32:04,731 --> 00:32:06,764
I think I should wait
for my lawyer.
652
00:32:07,789 --> 00:32:10,768
Is there someplace
I could get some water?
653
00:32:10,808 --> 00:32:12,799
Right outside.
654
00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:25,512
Mr. Conklin's parole hearing
is tomorrow at... 10:00.
655
00:32:25,516 --> 00:32:26,996
Do you really want me
telling the board
656
00:32:27,025 --> 00:32:28,782
that you couldn't find
657
00:32:28,783 --> 00:32:30,311
the documents
that I requested a week ago?
658
00:32:30,318 --> 00:32:32,259
I-I'll check again,
Mr. Weston.
659
00:32:32,259 --> 00:32:34,339
Don't check. Find.
660
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,300
Ms. Van de Kamp.
661
00:32:54,301 --> 00:32:56,288
You okay?
662
00:32:56,289 --> 00:32:58,250
I think so.
663
00:32:58,251 --> 00:33:01,300
Just, uh, waiting for Bob.
664
00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:03,259
They found some other evidence,
665
00:33:03,259 --> 00:33:05,255
and I'm just not sure
what to make of it all.
666
00:33:12,318 --> 00:33:14,283
Look, uh,
667
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,322
I'm trying
to help you out here.
668
00:33:16,322 --> 00:33:18,303
But there is a clock
on this deal,
669
00:33:18,304 --> 00:33:20,318
so I'm not sure how much longer
you wanna wait for your lawyer.
670
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:23,325
You must hate
being a detective, huh?
671
00:33:23,326 --> 00:33:25,268
Mr. Weston.
672
00:33:25,268 --> 00:33:27,318
Even a rookie cop knows
that interrogating a suspect
673
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:30,321
without counsel present is
a violation of their rights,
674
00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:34,342
so this must be your way of
trying to lose your gold shield,
675
00:33:34,343 --> 00:33:37,301
and you know what?
I think it's gonna work.
676
00:33:37,301 --> 00:33:39,318
We're just making small talk,
waiting for her lawyer.
677
00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:41,346
Well, small talk's over.
678
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,665
I'm her lawyer.
679
00:33:44,665 --> 00:33:45,703
Let's go.
680
00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:49,363
You don't need his permission.
681
00:33:49,364 --> 00:33:51,417
You wanna talk to her,
you talk to me first.
682
00:33:51,418 --> 00:33:54,406
Is that clear,
soon-to-be-a-patrolman Murphy?
683
00:33:54,406 --> 00:33:56,389
Good evening, detective.
684
00:34:04,364 --> 00:34:06,409
I thought my case was
too boring for you.
685
00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:11,342
It was, but I realized something
that made it interesting.
686
00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:13,397
You may not have done this,
687
00:34:13,397 --> 00:34:16,372
but you sure as hell know
who did.
688
00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:27,056
Thank you. Ooh. Wine list.
I'll take that.
689
00:34:27,102 --> 00:34:28,740
And be sure to bring me
the check.
690
00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:31,409
Tonight's my treat.
691
00:34:31,410 --> 00:34:33,143
Whoa. Kinda pricey.
692
00:34:33,223 --> 00:34:35,340
I thought we were supposed to be
saving for Bree's lawyer.
693
00:34:35,361 --> 00:34:37,405
We are, but I'm starting
to do really well,
694
00:34:37,406 --> 00:34:39,421
so I think we can afford
one splurge.
695
00:34:39,422 --> 00:34:41,400
I don't know.
696
00:34:41,401 --> 00:34:44,343
Oh, come on, Carlos.
I want to do this for you.
697
00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:45,431
Can't you just enjoy it?
698
00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:48,880
I guess I can do that.
699
00:34:48,977 --> 00:34:50,392
- Gaby?
- Jason!
700
00:34:50,397 --> 00:34:52,346
Hey! I thought that was you.
701
00:34:52,347 --> 00:34:53,376
Wow!
702
00:34:53,377 --> 00:34:54,396
Hi!
703
00:34:54,397 --> 00:34:55,406
Oh!
704
00:34:55,544 --> 00:34:56,569
Whoa!
705
00:34:58,489 --> 00:34:59,509
Who are you?
706
00:34:59,510 --> 00:35:02,538
Oh, this is Jason,
one of my clients.
707
00:35:02,539 --> 00:35:05,506
Jason, this is Carlos, my...
708
00:35:05,506 --> 00:35:06,510
brother.
709
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,656
Oh, hey, man.
Nice to meet you.
710
00:35:12,264 --> 00:35:14,281
Grab a chair. Join us.
711
00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,335
Thanks.
712
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,317
So, uh,
713
00:35:18,318 --> 00:35:20,923
your sister here is
quite the little saleswoman.
714
00:35:20,956 --> 00:35:23,690
You believe she talked me
into a $4,000 suit today?
715
00:35:23,715 --> 00:35:24,322
I mean...
716
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:28,301
that is so... sis.
717
00:35:28,302 --> 00:35:32,288
Carlos, maybe you should go to
the bar and get us some drinks.
718
00:35:32,289 --> 00:35:35,281
Nah. I'm not thirsty.
719
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,931
So, uh, I'm wearing one
of the shirts you picked out.
720
00:35:37,931 --> 00:35:39,883
What do you think?
721
00:35:39,884 --> 00:35:42,853
Oh. I can't tell you what
I think in front of my brother.
722
00:35:42,854 --> 00:35:44,584
You're so funny.
723
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:45,880
Hey, Carlos, how is it possible
724
00:35:45,901 --> 00:35:48,913
that someone as awesome
as your sister
725
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:50,880
hasn't been scooped up already?
726
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,930
My guess is it's the herpes.
727
00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:58,334
Sibling humor.
728
00:35:58,335 --> 00:36:01,284
You're right. All those trips
to the free clinic
729
00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:03,314
could've been for anything.
730
00:36:03,314 --> 00:36:04,346
Seriously, Carlos,
731
00:36:04,347 --> 00:36:06,317
some drinks for the table
would be really good.
732
00:36:06,318 --> 00:36:07,348
You know, what the hell?
733
00:36:07,349 --> 00:36:09,322
I'll take
a scotch on the rocks.
734
00:36:09,323 --> 00:36:11,280
Uh, a single malt.
735
00:36:11,281 --> 00:36:14,330
Actually, you're gonna have to
get that one yourself.
736
00:36:14,331 --> 00:36:17,306
I am going home to my wife.
737
00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:18,339
I'm married.
738
00:36:26,281 --> 00:36:27,329
I can't believe
you just did that.
739
00:36:27,330 --> 00:36:29,321
That guy's
one of my best customers.
740
00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:31,329
Oh, are we talking about
that "nerd" you sell to?
741
00:36:31,330 --> 00:36:33,331
Okay, maybe he's a little
better-looking than the others,
742
00:36:33,332 --> 00:36:35,326
but it's my job, Carlos.
743
00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,334
Fine. Whatever.
Let's just get out of here.
744
00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:39,323
You are such a hypocrite.
745
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,333
How many times did you tell me
to show a little cleavage
746
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:43,306
when meeting
your out-of-town clients?
747
00:36:43,307 --> 00:36:46,302
My breasts were practically
a tourist stop.
748
00:36:46,302 --> 00:36:47,373
This is different,
749
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:49,322
and I don't like it.
750
00:36:49,323 --> 00:36:51,281
Well, too bad.
We need this job.
751
00:36:51,281 --> 00:36:52,314
I'm the breadwinner now.
752
00:36:52,315 --> 00:36:54,338
Yep. Throw that
in my face again.
753
00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:55,342
What?
754
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:58,342
"Make me dinner, Carlos."
"Get me drinks."
755
00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:00,301
"Bring me the check."
756
00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:03,309
Yeah, Carlos,
I did offer to treat.
757
00:37:03,310 --> 00:37:06,310
And you know what I was
thinking? How good it felt,
758
00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:08,304
how for the first time
in 19 years
759
00:37:08,305 --> 00:37:09,339
I was able to treat you,
760
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:11,347
and I can't believe
that would bother you.
761
00:37:11,348 --> 00:37:14,330
Well, it does.
762
00:37:14,331 --> 00:37:16,347
It's driving me crazy
that you're the one
763
00:37:16,348 --> 00:37:18,363
making all the money
and calling all the shots.
764
00:37:18,364 --> 00:37:21,323
Well, get used to it,
because I did all this for you.
765
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,289
This is what you wanted.
766
00:37:26,298 --> 00:37:28,293
Uh, give 'em to her.
She's driving now.
767
00:37:43,421 --> 00:37:44,441
You're up early.
768
00:37:44,442 --> 00:37:47,428
I'm up late.
769
00:37:47,429 --> 00:37:49,432
Once, in college,
770
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:52,420
I wrote Mike a letter
about how horrible you are.
771
00:37:52,421 --> 00:37:55,404
And good morning to me.
772
00:37:55,404 --> 00:37:57,391
We'd just had a fight
on the phone,
773
00:37:57,392 --> 00:37:59,465
and I needed to put my anger
somewhere.
774
00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:01,479
Anyway, when you said
775
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:03,458
that Mike had some old letters
in that box,
776
00:38:03,459 --> 00:38:06,436
I wanted to make sure
mine wasn't in it,
777
00:38:06,437 --> 00:38:08,470
so I checked...
778
00:38:08,471 --> 00:38:11,421
and I found these.
779
00:38:11,421 --> 00:38:13,421
They're from Mike's mom adele.
780
00:38:15,429 --> 00:38:17,410
It turns out you weren't
the only one
781
00:38:17,411 --> 00:38:19,106
who was in the dark
about Mike's sister.
782
00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:21,795
He didn't even know she existed
until eight years ago.
783
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,465
What? Why?
784
00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:27,420
It was clear early on
785
00:38:27,421 --> 00:38:30,425
that Laura was going to have
special needs.
786
00:38:30,425 --> 00:38:34,429
I guess Mike's parents
weren't up for it.
787
00:38:36,425 --> 00:38:41,390
"So, yes, Michael,
I am ashamed of myself,"
788
00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:43,444
"and I live with that decision
every day."
789
00:38:43,445 --> 00:38:46,453
"But life with your father
was always hard,"
790
00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:50,395
"and keeping Laura would have
been an inconvenience"
791
00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,466
"that might have destroyed
everything."
792
00:38:56,437 --> 00:38:59,428
This was the last letter
she wrote Mike.
793
00:38:59,429 --> 00:39:03,424
"And so now you know
the worst secret of my life,"
794
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,449
"but I beg of you,
let it remain a secret."
795
00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,470
"Your beautiful new family"
796
00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:10,437
"is one of the only joys
I have."
797
00:39:10,437 --> 00:39:14,387
"Don't let them know the kind
of person I really am."
798
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:18,421
Mike wasn't keeping a secret
from you.
799
00:39:18,421 --> 00:39:21,437
He was keeping a secret
for her.
800
00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:29,382
Well, I know what Mike
would've wanted me to do.
801
00:39:29,383 --> 00:39:32,404
I am gonna keep writing
those checks,
802
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:35,404
and I'm gonna keep Laura
in my life.
803
00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,437
My God.
804
00:39:39,437 --> 00:39:43,445
Adele had to live with that
on her conscience.
805
00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:48,312
Yeah.
806
00:39:48,355 --> 00:39:49,763
How do you do
something like that?
807
00:39:49,819 --> 00:39:52,784
How do you give away
your own child
808
00:39:52,441 --> 00:39:54,450
just because it's inconvenient?
809
00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:02,458
Oh, no, no, no. No,
um, I-I didn't mean...
810
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:04,445
it's... it's not like that
with you.
811
00:40:04,446 --> 00:40:08,416
No, mom, it is.
812
00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:16,461
All the stuff I've said
about being pregnant...
813
00:40:16,462 --> 00:40:19,421
that I'm not ready,
814
00:40:19,421 --> 00:40:22,441
or that I'm not sure
I'd be a good mom...
815
00:40:25,408 --> 00:40:26,462
It's all bull.
816
00:40:28,475 --> 00:40:33,433
What this baby really is to me
is inconvenient.
817
00:40:38,412 --> 00:40:42,416
I've been thinking about this
all night.
818
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,474
I don't want to make a decision
819
00:40:47,475 --> 00:40:53,421
that I'm going to be ashamed of
for the rest of my life.
820
00:40:53,421 --> 00:40:55,421
I can't live with that.
821
00:40:57,462 --> 00:40:59,466
I won't.
822
00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:02,458
Julie, are you saying...
823
00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:04,400
Yeah.
824
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,429
I'm gonna keep her.
825
00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:16,425
Yes, in life,
we all make plans,
826
00:41:16,425 --> 00:41:21,395
but sometimes they don't
turn out the way we expected.
827
00:41:22,421 --> 00:41:28,411
By trying to help out,
we may damage a relationship.
828
00:41:28,412 --> 00:41:31,449
By attempting to reach out,
829
00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:35,436
we may push someone
further away.
830
00:41:35,437 --> 00:41:39,394
By digging into the past,
831
00:41:39,395 --> 00:41:43,436
we may enrich our present.
832
00:41:43,437 --> 00:41:45,461
But then there are those
833
00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:48,461
who refuse to let go
of their plans,
834
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:52,428
no matter how badly
they're turning out.
835
00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:53,424
Hey.
836
00:41:53,425 --> 00:41:55,420
Can I buy you a beer?
837
00:41:55,421 --> 00:41:57,390
I figure you could use one.
838
00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:58,421
Why?
839
00:41:58,421 --> 00:42:00,416
Trip Weston's taking
the Van de Kamp case.
840
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:02,693
The guy won't quit
till he gets what he wants.
841
00:42:02,749 --> 00:42:06,491
Yeah, neither will I.
842
00:42:06,531 --> 00:42:07,962
So how about
you buy me that beer
843
00:42:08,011 --> 00:42:09,935
when the bitch goes to jail?
844
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:19,115
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