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Previously on Desperate Housewives...
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Tom moved out of the house.
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Tom and I are separating.
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No.
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After covering up a murder,
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Gaby warned Bree it was a bad time
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to be dating a cop.
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Get rid of Chuck!
But you've got to end this,
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and you've got to end it now.
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Bree showed the mysterious letter to Paul,
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who'd seen one like it before.
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I mentioned the letter to the police.
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The main detective was a tall guy
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with a short name like, uh, Pence.
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- Was it Vance? Chuck Vance?
- That's it.
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Carlos struggled with remorse...
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I just want us to get back to normal.
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We're never going back to normal!
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And discovered he wasn't
the only one feeling guilty.
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It is nice to be able to talk about this.
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You wanna get some coffee?
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Susan Delfino and Carlos Solis
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had never been the best of friends.
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Susan thought Carlos
paid too much attention
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to other people's opinions.
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And Carlos thought Susan
didn't pay attention at all.
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Over the years, they'd never
had much to say to one another.
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But one night, Susan found
herself troubled by thoughts
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she couldn't share with her spouse.
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While two doors down,
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Carlos was in the same predicament.
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And that's how it came to pass
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that two people who'd never
had much to say to one another
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suddenly found...
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they had a great deal to talk about.
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So I leave the office,
walk into the parking garage,
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and... there he is.
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Alejandro.
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Right in front of me.
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I practically jump out of my skin.
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Then I turn around again.
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It's just some guy getting into his car.
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This is not me.
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I can't sleep. I'm seeing ghosts.
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I feel like...
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I'm walking around with
a neon sign on my forehead,
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flashing "Guilty, guilty,"
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and everybody can see it.
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Sometimes I think I'm losing it.
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Me, too.
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I was getting ready to deck the guy.
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Can you imagine?
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Can I imagine?
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I assaulted a cop, remember?
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Oh, yeah. What happened with that?
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15 hours of community service.
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And I can't tell Mike.
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It's one more thing
I'm lying to him about.
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Well, I can talk to Gaby,
but she's sick of listening.
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That's what this makes this feel so...
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I know.
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Can I tell you something?
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When I went out walking tonight,
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I was kind of hoping I'd run into you.
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I was kinda hoping that, too.
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You're kidding. You've never read
"To Kill a Mockingbird"?
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In my school, if you read a book,
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it was more like "To Kill a Sophomore."
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Well, you would love it.
Um, it's about a guy
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who tries to hang on
to his sense of right and wrong
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when the system fails him.
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Gee, I don't get that at all.
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Oh. Your jacket. Thank you.
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Yes, Susan and Carlos
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were starting to pay
attention to one another.
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Good night.
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But what they didn't realize
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was that someone else was
paying attention, too.
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Wisteria Lane may look flawless,
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but that's only because its residents
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are so good at concealing imperfections.
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They know how to make something
old look new again...
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how to make an embarrassing
mistake disappear...
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how to make a poor showing
look like a modest victory...
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and how to make a friend feel better
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after she's gone through a messy breakup.
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Gaby, how thoughtful.
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It's from that new place, Skinny Berry.
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Tastes like a milkshake
but only 18 calories.
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And I figured you could
use a little pick-me-up
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after you dumped Chuck.
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Yeah, well, about that...
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Morning, women.
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Morning.
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Oh, is that... is that from Skinny Berry?
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You know, the fraud unit's
all over that place, right?
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Apparently those things
are like pure ice cream.
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Huh! Guess you can't trust anybody.
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Have a good day.
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All right, I know what you're gonna say...
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Three words... first word, "You're,"
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third word, "Crazy,"
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middle word... what you
keep doing to that guy!
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You don't understand.
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Damn right I don't.
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You said you were gonna dump him.
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I was.
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But... I think Chuck wrote the letter.
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The "I know what you did" letter?
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What makes you think that?
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I spoke to Paul Young, and...
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Whoa, whoa. Why would you talk to Paul?
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To find out who else knew
about Mary Alice's letter,
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and he said that when he confessed
to killing Martha Huber,
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Chuck was there.
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Okay, but why would Chuck blackmail you?
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He's already got the milk and the cow.
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No offense. Just what else could he want?
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Maybe he wants to control me.
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Maybe he wants money. I don't know.
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You've gotta start snooping.
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- What?
- Yeah. Go through his stuff,
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hack into his e-mails,
listen in on his phone calls.
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I can't do that.
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You have to, Bree.
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Until we know what Chuck knows...
exactly what he knows,
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it's not just you who's in danger.
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It's all of us.
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How's that pressure?
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Ohh, perfect, and remember, Friedrich,
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I've hidden your tip somewhere on my body.
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It's up to you to find it.
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Go away!
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Renee! I need you.
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Lee?
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I am in crisis. I am at my wit's...
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Well, hello.
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Lee McDermott. Nice to meet you.
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I'm Friedrich.
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Ooh, like in "The sound of music"?
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Nothing? Okay. He plays for your team.
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Anyway, I need a huge favor.
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I don't do favors. You know that.
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It's for Jenny.
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Oh, your daughter?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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Oh, please.
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I am desperate.
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When Bob and I adopted her,
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we agreed that I would take care of
the "Time of the month" talk,
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and Bob would handle all things bra.
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Well, that bastard is in Tokyo,
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and the boobie fairy has arrived.
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The boobie fairy?
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See why I should not be
the one handling this?
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I was hoping... maybe you
could take her shopping?
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Oh, man up. It's just a bra.
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They terrify me.
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Too many numbers and letters and colors,
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and it's my little girl growing up,
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and I can't deal.
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Ohh, yes.
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So you'll do it?
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No, he just found his tip.
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Renee!
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Fine. I'll take her, but only for an hour,
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and no small talk.
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Oh, bless you.
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I will never forget you for this. Mwah.
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Look! Ricky Martin! Eating a banana!
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Just checking.
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Oh, please come with us.
You've bra shopped with Penny.
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And maybe one of your older boys,
if I'm guessing right.
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I can't. I have plans.
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Oh, that's right. Tom's got the kids,
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and you have this whole place to yourself.
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What are you gonna do?
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Oh, sweetie.
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Some man who's not married to you
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is gonna have to see that body soon.
Do not do this.
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It's not for me. My sister's coming.
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Lydia? The disaster?
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Yeah. Out of the blue, she called
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and says she wants to visit.
You know what that means.
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She got dumped.
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After loaning him a lot of money.
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And finding out he's married.
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In two states. So... I gotta
get the whole toolkit ready
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so after she crash-lands here,
I can pick up the pieces.
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Uh, I'm going out the back door.
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I hate to see people crying.
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It reminds me how little
I actually care about others.
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Coming!
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Oh, hi.
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- Lynnie.
- Ohh.
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You look...
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You look fantastic.
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You thought I'd be my usual blubbery mess
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of snot and tears, didn't you?
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What? No.
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Well, that's not me anymore.
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Thanks to Rashi, I'm a changed woman.
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Rashi? Oh, god. Did you get a dog?
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No, silly. I got engaged
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to the greatest guy in the world.
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Oh, and, Lynette,
I'm so sorry about you and Tom.
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But don't worry. I'm here to help.
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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Grocery store was a madhouse.
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I actually had to fight
a woman over the last chicken.
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- Susan...
- Unfortunately, she was Slavic...
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a very sturdy people,
so I hope you like cereal.
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Susan, stop. I just got off the phone
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with the guy from the county.
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Something about your
court-ordered community service
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for assaulting a policeman.
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Oh. That.
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Yeah, that.
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W... it's so ridiculous.
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I was... trying to fight a...
parking ticket,
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and I knocked over the cop's bike.
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Um, and I maybe told
him his baby was ugly.
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He... he blew the whole
thing out of proportion.
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Well, you know what
I'm blowing out of proportion?
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The guy on the phone
called me "Mr. Solis."
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Right.
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Because, um...
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Carlos picked me up at
the, uh, police station,
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which I know sounds weird...
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why him and not you...
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I was just, uh, so embarrassed,
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I... I didn't wanna tell you.
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So there's nothing going
on with you and Carlos?
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I shouldn't be worried
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about your little moonlight
stroll last night?
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Have you been taking fighting lessons
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from that Slavic lady?
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Mike, come on.
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I couldn't sleep. Carlos couldn't sleep.
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We ran into each other, and we talked.
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About what? You barely know him.
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The first eight years we lived here,
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you called him Ricky Ricardo.
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He's... going through something,
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and I'm helping him.
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Yeah? Tell me. What's he going through?
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It's personal.
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Okay, Mike, Carlos and I are just friends.
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I don't mind you being friends with a guy.
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It's all the sneaking around and the lying
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I'm having a hard time with.
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So she waltzes in to
my advanced yoga class
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even though, clearly,
she's never done yoga before.
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Well, the teacher of the beginner's class
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wasn't nearly as cute as you.
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And then I, uh, go over
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and correct her cobbler pose, right?
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And our eyes meet.
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And three weeks later, he gives me this.
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Wow, that's some rock.
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Literally, it's a rock.
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I saw it on the beach after class.
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It calls out to me,
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and I feel like I might need it someday.
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And you did. Isn't the universe amazing?
266
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,130
Amazingly thrifty.
267
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,050
Okay.
268
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,070
So this is my third glass.
269
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:44,870
I'm saying mean things,
but I'm not getting a buzz.
270
00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,410
The wine is alcohol-free.
271
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:49,980
So this night's not getting any better.
272
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,930
Ever since Rashi did
a liver cleanse on me,
273
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:53,370
I haven't had a drop to drink.
274
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,190
You got Lydia to give up wine?
275
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,260
You should take your act to Vegas.
276
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,080
It's not an act.
277
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,820
I'm gonna go grab some
spices out of the van.
278
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,780
Okay, who are you kidding?
279
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,220
You can't marry that sunflower seed.
280
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,820
I'm not kidding anybody.
281
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,610
I love him.
282
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:24,800
In fact, he's leading
a meditation seminar...
283
00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,350
at Kerrigan Park.
284
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,730
Why don't you come?
285
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,800
It might help you deal with
your marriage crashing.
286
00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,580
My marriage did not crash.
287
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,850
Tom and I are separated.
288
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,050
Exactly why you should be
289
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,120
doing some "Lynette work."
290
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,100
Come on. It'll be fun.
291
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:43,190
Six hours of silence in
a traditional mountain yurt.
292
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,790
I promise you, Lydia,
293
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,240
if you drag me to a yurt,
294
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,130
two will go in, one will come out.
295
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,850
Careful. That's our tax
dollars you're dripping.
296
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,320
Sorry.
297
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,440
You need to pace yourself.
You're gonna need lots of paint
298
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,420
to cover that gigantic banana over there.
299
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,230
Uh... I don't think that's a banana.
300
00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:20,500
Hey, I worked hard on that graffiti.
301
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,490
What are you doing here?
302
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:25,870
"To kill a mockingbird."
303
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,520
I started reading it last night.
304
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,110
It was so good.
305
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:29,270
I couldn't wait to talk to you about it.
306
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,690
Yeah, well, I'm kinda beautifying the city
307
00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:32,610
at the moment.
308
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,250
Don't you get a lunch?
309
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,200
Look, Carlos, Mike found out
we were spending time together,
310
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,100
and he's a little weird about it,
311
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:45,450
so I don't think we should be
having any intimate lunches.
312
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,500
Why is he weird? I mean,
nothing's going on.
313
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,100
No, of course not, but somehow...
314
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,710
us meeting in the middle of the night
315
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:58,040
and me lying about it was
kind of a red flag for him.
316
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,150
Okay.
317
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,120
Well, if lunch is too intimate...
318
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,760
How about... I help with the beautifying?
319
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,900
I guess there's no harm in that.
320
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,780
Excuse me.
321
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,850
Are you here for community service?
322
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,430
Nope, just trying to be a good citizen.
323
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,830
Can't. Not unless you committed a crime.
324
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,120
Are you serious?
325
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:26,110
Yeah.
326
00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:33,540
There.
327
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,350
I littered.
328
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:45,740
Jenny, trust me.
329
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,580
You want Jackson to notice you,
330
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,560
ice him out.
331
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,780
Don't talk to him. Don't look at him.
332
00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:53,170
Maybe have sex with his best friend.
333
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,690
I mean, have a soda. Got it?
334
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:56,800
Totes.
335
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,900
What happened to you guys?
336
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,730
You were supposed to
be back two hours ago.
337
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:02,530
Uh, we went shopping.
Here's your credit card.
338
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,380
Oh, and by the way, I upped your limit.
339
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,030
3 grand? What are you, a nurse?
340
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:08,370
So... tell me all about your day.
341
00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:11,080
O.M.G. I want to see
everything you bought.
342
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,650
Dad, you're like a million years
343
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,420
too old for "O.M.G."
344
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,150
I'm gonna try the makeup you got me.
345
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,590
Wait. You got her makeup?
346
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:21,370
She's 11.
347
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:22,910
Uh, she wears a bra now.
348
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,940
Think she's ready for
strawberry lip gloss.
349
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,610
Tell me what happens with Jackson.
350
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,320
I want all the deets.
351
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,880
"Deets." I love you.
352
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,920
Well, look at you two, all B.F.F.
353
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,120
So who's this Jackson?
I would like those deets.
354
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,300
Oh, she asked me not
to tell anyone about him.
355
00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:46,080
I'm not anyone. I'm her co-father.
356
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,310
Well, don't take it personally.
357
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,240
There are just some things
girls would rather talk about
358
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,570
with other girls.
359
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,100
I could be a girl.
360
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,670
I could totally be a girl!
361
00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,490
Well, you got the voice down.
362
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,940
Hey, where are you?
363
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,640
In the kitchen! Come join me.
364
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,170
Smells amazing. What are you making?
365
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,690
Oh, seared tilapia, bearnaise sabayon,
366
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:17,130
and a little bok choy.
367
00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:18,510
Mind giving me a hand?
368
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,660
Bree, the only word I recognized
369
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,160
in that sentence was "Hand."
370
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:24,540
Come on. There's nothing to it.
This is bearnaise sauce.
371
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:28,750
It just needs ten minutes
of constant whisking.
372
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,130
Constant.
373
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,790
Look at you. You're a natural.
374
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,500
I'm gonna go dress for dinner.
375
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,940
Now remember, keep
whisking for ten minutes.
376
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:43,160
If your hand starts to spasm,
it means you're doing it right.
377
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,790
Bree, I think it's been ten minutes!
378
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,440
No! No, not even close!
379
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,860
Keep whisking till it's light and frothy!
380
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:37,110
Okay, I don't care how long it's been,
381
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:40,070
that stuff ain't getting any frothier.
382
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:45,580
And I got a cramp in my shooting hand.
383
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:49,540
So if a criminal gets away tomorrow,
it'll be your fault.
384
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:52,540
I'm so sorry.
385
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:57,350
Here. Let me, uh, massage it for you.
386
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,850
He took a picture of your
hand while you were sleeping?
387
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,740
How creepy is that?
388
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,810
I know. Why would he do such a thing?
389
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,940
- Oh, my god.
- What?
390
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,180
He must have found a
handprint at the crime scene.
391
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,560
He pulled your print off the photo,
392
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,590
and they were a match.
393
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,550
- Is that possible?
- I don't know.
394
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,400
Well, then what's in the envelope?
395
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:32,090
Maybe the cell phone or a
piece of the shovel handle.
396
00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:34,290
Whatever it is, that's what
he's gonna use to nail us.
397
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,680
Well, we have to get that envelope,
398
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,690
and I can't keep distracting
him by having him stir sauces.
399
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:41,270
By the way, his bearnaise... disaster.
400
00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,610
Okay. Tonight when he gets home,
401
00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:45,370
you take him for a long walk,
402
00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:47,310
leave the back door open,
and I'll do the rest.
403
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,230
Got it.
404
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:51,950
What if the briefcase is locked?
405
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,560
I can pick locks. Yeah.
406
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:57,780
I can also disguise my voice,
forge people's signatures,
407
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,180
and I'm a decent pickpocket.
408
00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:01,650
Adultery gave me some
valuable life skills.
409
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,900
Fractions are so stupid.
410
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,540
I'm never gonna need this stuff anyway.
411
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,990
Are you kidding me?
412
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:16,600
Let's say you marry a guy
who's worth $20 million.
413
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,970
You divorce him, and he gives you half,
414
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,720
but your prenup says
you get three-quarters.
415
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,610
That extra $5 million gets you a yacht,
416
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:27,210
because you learned your fractions.
417
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:29,950
True story, by the way.
418
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,600
Hello? It's Lee!
419
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,190
Hey! Come on up.
420
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,850
You know, you'd be a really cool mom.
421
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,200
You think so?
422
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:43,610
No, I'd probably just leave
the kid in a nightclub
423
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,730
or... Morocco.
424
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,280
Hey. What are you doing here?
425
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,890
What am I doing here?
I'm looking for my daughter,
426
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,250
who said she'd be home by 5:00.
427
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,240
- I guess we got carried away.
- Totes.
428
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,240
Use the whole word!
How much time are you saving?
429
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,670
- Calm down.
- Can you stay out of this?
430
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,290
This is between me and my daughter.
431
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,430
Stop. You're embarrassing me.
432
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,600
I don't care.
433
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,680
You need to come home with me... now.
434
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,180
What if I say I'm not ready to leave?
435
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,760
What if I say you're grounded for a week?
436
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,710
Should we keep going?
437
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:14,550
What?! You are so unfair!
438
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,000
Aren't you being a little hard on her?
439
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,260
Back off, Renee. You're not her mother.
440
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:33,760
Mmm. My sweet, that was your
most delicious meal yet.
441
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,670
What was in this?
442
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,860
Uh, just walnuts, hemp curds,
443
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,610
and one very special ingredient.
444
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,360
Please don't say "Love,"
445
00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:42,330
because I'm already nauseous.
446
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,530
I find that a walk after a meal
447
00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:48,710
helps encourage my digestive flow.
448
00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:49,860
Anybody care to join me?
449
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,480
You go. I'll clean up.
450
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,270
No, Lynette!
451
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,030
That's full of poison.
452
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,050
Yes, delicious, creamy poison,
453
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,140
which, by the way,
454
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:05,110
you used to suck down by the gallon.
455
00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,990
Yes, I know, but I've changed.
456
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,130
And I wanna help you change, too.
It's why I'm here.
457
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,280
Wow. That's a bigger load of crap
458
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,460
than the one we just ate.
459
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,450
Excuse me?
460
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:19,900
You're not here for me.
You're here because for once,
461
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,900
you're the one in the happy relationship,
462
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:25,090
and you just couldn't
wait to rub my face in it.
463
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,350
How could...
464
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,390
Why do you al... No.
465
00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:30,730
No, no, no, no. No.
466
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,390
You won't drag me down to your level.
467
00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:35,970
I am surrounded by a beautiful bubble
468
00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:37,600
of loving energy.
469
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,530
Yes, Lydia,
470
00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:39,780
you are in a bubble,
471
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,880
but once the pebble collector
472
00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:43,470
dumps you like they all do,
473
00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:45,930
you'll go right back to
being the ice cream-binging,
474
00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:48,010
wine-swilling,
475
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,320
neurotic mess you really are.
476
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:50,530
Pop!
477
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:54,340
You are so mean. God, I hate you.
478
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,520
There she is. Welcome back.
479
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,230
My whole life, you've
treated me like a screwup.
480
00:22:58,230 --> 00:22:59,710
You always had to be the happy one,
481
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:01,280
the smart one, the married one.
482
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,540
Well, guess what?
Now you're the screwup, bitch.
483
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:06,640
You're alone and miserable,
484
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,780
and I love it.
485
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,890
I love it, I love it,
I love it, I love it!
486
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:11,010
Wow.
487
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,890
I just, uh, forgot my iPod.
488
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,670
Wow.
489
00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:54,650
Uh-oh. A chardonnay float.
490
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,590
Does that mean...
491
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,610
Yes.
492
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,560
Rashi's gone to the retreat alone,
493
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,490
so... congratulations.
494
00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:07,860
Now I'm just as miserable as you are.
495
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,810
Did he... dump you?
496
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:14,090
He said now that he's seen the real me,
497
00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:17,040
he needs to meditate on whether
or not he can still marry me.
498
00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:20,520
I'm so screwed, dude.
499
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,680
You know, if he was that quick to run off,
500
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,690
maybe he's not the guy.
501
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:30,990
He's the guy.
502
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,420
I'm just not the girl.
503
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:38,690
I thought I could put all
that loser stuff behind me
504
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,610
and actually have
a functional relationship.
505
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,700
I guess that's too much to ask for.
506
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:47,090
Why don't you go talk to him?
507
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,050
I can't.
508
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:50,970
After how I behaved,
509
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:55,420
I've been told my energy is
no longer welcome in the yurt.
510
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,430
Where is she?
511
00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:11,470
Where is who?
512
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,270
Jenny. She's supposed to be grounded,
513
00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:15,380
but when I went to her room
to check on her, she was gone.
514
00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:18,440
Well, she's not here.
I've been out all afternoon.
515
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,760
I don't think I trust you.
516
00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:22,840
Jenny? Are you in here?
517
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,790
This is all your fault, you know.
518
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:27,500
My fault? How is it my fault?
519
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:30,030
I'm sorry. I'm not
speaking to you right now.
520
00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:31,510
We were a perfectly happy family
521
00:25:31,510 --> 00:25:33,220
before you got involved.
522
00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:35,570
Got involved? You made
me take her shopping
523
00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:36,800
'cause you're scared of boobs!
524
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,250
Yeah, and then you glommed on
525
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,120
because you don't have kids of your own.
526
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,990
It's not her fault!
527
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,030
Jenny.
528
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,040
I snuck in a back window.
529
00:25:47,570 --> 00:25:48,420
Sorry.
530
00:25:48,510 --> 00:25:50,760
What's going on? Why are you here?
531
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,270
I like it here. We did our nails.
532
00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:55,340
More.
533
00:25:55,670 --> 00:25:56,590
I don't know.
534
00:25:57,670 --> 00:26:00,420
Sometimes I think it'd
be cool to have a...
535
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:02,460
mother.
536
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:04,280
Oh, my god. The "M" word.
537
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,250
Easy.
538
00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:09,120
What can a mother do that I can't?
539
00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:11,000
You wanna do your nails?
540
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,910
Mani-pedi Mondays start next week.
541
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:14,340
You want to try on shoes?
542
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,000
I have the stilettos that Cher wore
543
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,570
to the "Moonstruck" Premiere.
544
00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:21,060
You can't go in the ladies' room with me.
545
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,090
So that's the problem?!
546
00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:24,570
Well, you've got me.
547
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,160
I see why having a dad and
a papa is so horrible.
548
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,240
Jenny, why don't you go in the kitchen?
549
00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:31,880
The latest "Vogue" is in there.
550
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,150
We have magazines at our house, too!
551
00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:38,260
Are you okay?
552
00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:46,020
This is my worst nightmare come true.
553
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,430
I've worried about this moment
554
00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:49,880
ever since she came into our lives.
555
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,760
What if Bob and I aren't enough?
556
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,660
What if she does need a mother?
557
00:26:58,090 --> 00:26:59,430
Oh, shut up.
558
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,200
Excuse me?
559
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,780
You took a girl who was bouncing
560
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:07,250
from one foster home to another
561
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,460
and gave her two great
parents who love her.
562
00:27:09,530 --> 00:27:11,430
But you heard her. It's not enough.
563
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,530
Oh, please, she's a kid.
564
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:16,200
Today she wants a mom.
Tomorrow she'll want a car.
565
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,420
Jenny is not lacking for anything,
566
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:20,920
and you guys are doing
an amazing job with her.
567
00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:23,460
Really?
568
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,630
Yeah, really.
569
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,930
So amazing, that for
the first time in my life,
570
00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:30,370
I... actually enjoyed
hanging out with a kid.
571
00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:33,990
Aw. Thank you.
572
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,280
And I take back everything I said
573
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,330
about you being an insensitive bitch.
574
00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:41,400
Uh, you never said that.
575
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:44,480
Don't open your e-mail.
576
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,190
We are the sun,
577
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:54,930
the warmth radiating from our hearts.
578
00:27:55,990 --> 00:28:01,450
We are the endless sea rolling
beneath the forever sky.
579
00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:07,330
We are the leaves.
The wind blows us from trees.
580
00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:10,210
Sorry, sorry. Stupid wind.
581
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,620
We are the stars,
582
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:14,630
glowing, growing,
583
00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:18,730
losing ourselves but gaining the universe.
584
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:22,540
You got a sec?
585
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,050
What are you doing here?
586
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:26,670
Besides trying not to laugh my ass off?
587
00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:28,080
I need to talk to you.
588
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,040
Well, not now!
589
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,600
My students have been
meditating for six hours.
590
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,300
They are very close to
finding their bliss.
591
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,020
I'm sure they can spare
you for a few minutes,
592
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:36,170
so come talk to me,
593
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:36,770
or I will start singing Ethel Merman
594
00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:39,270
at the top of my lungs.
595
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:43,730
There's no business like show business
596
00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:45,860
- there's no...
- So sorry.
597
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,190
I'll be right back.
598
00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:48,490
Come on.
599
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,980
You can't leave Lydia.
600
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,260
I don't want to, but I didn't recognize
601
00:28:58,260 --> 00:28:59,830
that person I saw yelling at you.
602
00:28:59,830 --> 00:29:02,440
I did. It's the person I turn her into
603
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,720
every time we get together.
604
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,800
The Lydia I didn't recognize was the one
605
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,470
who breezed through my house,
happy and in love.
606
00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:10,830
You don't understand. It's too hard for me
607
00:29:10,830 --> 00:29:12,690
to be around people like you and Lydia.
608
00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:16,190
Then... eat a root or chant or whatever.
609
00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:17,470
It's not gonna help, okay?
610
00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:18,240
Why not?
611
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,410
Because you are exactly like my family.
612
00:29:22,650 --> 00:29:24,150
My name is not Rashi.
613
00:29:24,950 --> 00:29:27,540
It's Herbert Brickmeyer,
614
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:29,660
from Levittown, Long Island,
615
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,060
and that energy in your kitchen...
616
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,740
that was pure Brickmeyer,
617
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:34,470
and I can't be around that again.
618
00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:36,470
Okay. Okay, first of all,
619
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:40,250
Lydia doesn't act like that when
I'm not pushing her buttons.
620
00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:42,070
And even if she did, work it out.
621
00:29:42,070 --> 00:29:43,730
That's what a relationship is.
622
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:46,050
And you're a relationship expert?
623
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:49,230
I'm an expert on screwing them up.
624
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,940
I'm guessing it took you a while
625
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:57,110
to stop being a crazy
Long Island Brickmeyer,
626
00:29:57,220 --> 00:30:00,100
so give Lydia a little time
to find her bliss, too.
627
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,470
I'll think about it.
628
00:30:10,970 --> 00:30:12,060
All this talk about my family's
629
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,720
got me really jonesing for a cigarette.
630
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,090
You wouldn't happen to...
631
00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:17,290
Sorry, Herb.
632
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,650
Hi.
633
00:30:33,650 --> 00:30:34,640
Hi.
634
00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:40,740
- What?
- Rashi called.
635
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,100
He had an epiphany during the retreat.
636
00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:47,040
He knows I'm changing,
and he's willing to be patient.
637
00:30:52,570 --> 00:30:54,340
He's right. You are changing.
638
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,920
I have never seen you like this before.
639
00:30:57,650 --> 00:30:58,270
Really?
640
00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:00,560
Yeah, really, honey.
641
00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:01,750
I think...
642
00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:06,430
I think that is why I have
been so rotten to you.
643
00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:08,930
I'm jealous.
644
00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,250
Why?
645
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:20,250
I don't get in relationships, Lydia.
I get on them.
646
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,610
I mount them and grab them by the hair
647
00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:25,290
and kick them in the sides
648
00:31:25,290 --> 00:31:27,570
until I make them go where I want.
649
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:29,780
And god help the other person
650
00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:31,990
if they have a different idea than me.
651
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:35,310
Is that what happened with you and Tom?
652
00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:39,140
Oh, yeah.
653
00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:44,480
You can change, too, Lynette.
654
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,460
I don't know if I can.
655
00:31:48,030 --> 00:31:50,320
I'm pretty sure this
is as good as it gets.
656
00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:51,740
No, Lynette.
657
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,840
No, because you recognize
your problem now.
658
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,540
And a wise man once said
659
00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,660
that to begin the journey of change,
660
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:03,840
we must pull on
the boots of self-awareness.
661
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,800
And was that wise man Rashi?
662
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,850
Isn't he adorable?
663
00:32:18,710 --> 00:32:20,320
And when he talks to Scout and Jim,
664
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,310
you know he doesn't wanna
just do the right thing
665
00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:25,200
for the community. He wants to
do the right thing as a father.
666
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,520
I know. It's like when Gregory Peck
667
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,260
looks at those kids,
you can tell that he's...
668
00:32:30,260 --> 00:32:31,620
Gregory Peck?
669
00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:34,180
You didn't actually
read the book, did you?
670
00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:38,610
Yeah. I started, and then it was on cable.
671
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,730
I'm sorry. It's just too many pages.
672
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:43,990
Mike.
673
00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:45,460
What?
674
00:32:46,970 --> 00:32:48,920
Oh, god. He's turning around!
675
00:32:49,230 --> 00:32:50,180
Okay.
676
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,330
Uh... Okay, come on.
677
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,100
Do you think he saw us?
678
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,060
I don't know.
679
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,910
I don't see his truck. I think he left.
680
00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:09,440
Oh, thank god.
681
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,930
Wow, that was close.
682
00:33:13,010 --> 00:33:14,550
Yeah, my heart's pounding.
683
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,310
I know. I can feel it.
684
00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:23,600
What is going on here?
685
00:33:26,290 --> 00:33:27,290
Nothing.
686
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:31,050
Are you sure?
687
00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:34,550
Yeah. We're just two friends
688
00:33:34,550 --> 00:33:36,710
who are going through
a tough time and are trying to
689
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,170
help each other through it, right?
690
00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:42,920
Then why are we hiding
in the back of a van
691
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,320
from my husband?
692
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,720
I don't think we should do this anymore.
693
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,180
Yeah.
694
00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:02,480
Mike! What are you doing?
695
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,260
When you're done helping your boyfriend,
696
00:34:04,530 --> 00:34:05,820
we need to talk.
697
00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:08,570
You okay?
698
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,590
Yeah.
699
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,040
Hello.
700
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,470
How was your day?
701
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:22,480
It was a little stressful.
702
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,500
Ah. Mine, too.
703
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,510
We need to unwind.
How about a nice, long walk?
704
00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:31,030
I have a better idea.
705
00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:33,450
There's someplace special
I'd like to take you.
706
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:36,270
Oh? Where?
707
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:41,290
It's a surprise.
708
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,790
I don't really like surprises.
709
00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:48,020
I do. Shall we?
710
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:49,480
Now?
711
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:52,490
Uh, can I freshen up first?
712
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,420
You look plenty fresh to me.
713
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,950
But I've been in these clothes all day.
714
00:34:56,950 --> 00:34:58,540
I'd really like to change.
715
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,210
Okay. Don't keep me waiting.
716
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,400
Bree, have you left yet?
717
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,120
New plan. He's taking me out,
718
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,750
and he's got the envelope.
719
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,200
- Where are you going?
- He won't say,
720
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,640
but if he wrote that letter,
721
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,910
and he's bringing me somewhere
with the evidence...
722
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,830
This is when he gives you the shakedown!
723
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,040
I'll follow you.
724
00:35:28,510 --> 00:35:30,070
I thought you were gonna change.
725
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,690
I did.
726
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,110
My attitude. I didn't wanna go,
727
00:35:34,110 --> 00:35:36,090
but now I do.
728
00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:55,240
Uh, what about that...
that table in the corner?
729
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,120
We'd like some privacy.
730
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,660
No, no, no, no. I hate privacy.
731
00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:01,530
I like noise and bustle
and lots of people.
732
00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:03,680
How about this one in the middle?
733
00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:06,140
Whatever you say.
734
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:17,370
Oh, aren't you warm in that jacket?
735
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:18,870
Actually, a little.
736
00:36:28,090 --> 00:36:31,730
So, um, let's order first,
and then we can talk.
737
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,570
Don't these appetizers sound delicious?
738
00:36:39,570 --> 00:36:41,420
Yum! Escargot, and I...
739
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:43,080
I love onion soup.
740
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,860
But it'll be hard to pass
up on the beef tartare.
741
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:51,190
Rustic country pate. Look.
742
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:52,170
Uh, what am I looking at?
743
00:36:52,170 --> 00:36:54,780
It just says "Rustic country pate."
744
00:36:55,970 --> 00:36:58,050
Maybe we should look on
the left side of the menu.
745
00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:01,250
I definitely think we'll find
something good on the left side.
746
00:37:01,250 --> 00:37:04,060
We didn't get a wine list.
Where's our waiter?
747
00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:17,830
I'll be right back.
748
00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:18,920
Wait. Where... where are you going?
749
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,330
To freshen up.
750
00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:21,440
Again?
751
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,900
What do you think's in there?
752
00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:32,560
What if it's a bone? You open it!
753
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,400
Oh, no.
754
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,750
Maybe it's a tooth?
755
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:48,820
Ohh. The picture of my hand...
756
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:51,330
He was trying to figure out my ring size.
757
00:37:51,430 --> 00:37:54,050
Well, this doesn't necessarily
mean he didn't send the letter.
758
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,440
I think it does.
759
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,880
Okay, well, this is a relief, right?
760
00:37:56,890 --> 00:37:59,480
I mean, at least
he's not blackmailing you.
761
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,350
No, it means he wants to marry me.
762
00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:04,420
So what are you gonna do?
763
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,850
I like Chuck, but he's not the man
764
00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:09,180
I wanna spend the rest of my life with.
765
00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:12,980
You can go. I'll do my
best to let him down easy.
766
00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:16,620
Some rock, and on a cop's salary?
767
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:20,100
But you should still dump him.
768
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,160
Mike.
769
00:38:29,470 --> 00:38:31,460
If you're gonna say it, say it fast.
770
00:38:32,070 --> 00:38:33,990
There is no fast way to say it, buddy.
771
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,920
What the hell are you doing here?
772
00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:40,520
We're finally gonna tell you the truth.
773
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,030
About a month ago,
the progressive dinner...
774
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,530
you remember that night?
775
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,200
Just get to the part that's the truth.
776
00:38:59,450 --> 00:39:01,970
I killed Gaby's stepfather.
777
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,580
And me and the girls helped cover it up.
778
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,630
I'm sorry that took so long.
779
00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:21,340
Oh, that... that-that's all right.
780
00:39:23,610 --> 00:39:25,360
It actually gave me a chance
781
00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:28,490
to have a scotch and a glass of red wine.
782
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,090
Calm my nerves a little.
783
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:31,960
God, I wish I could have a drink.
784
00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,790
Why? What are you nervous about?
785
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,420
I have something important to say.
786
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:41,060
Huh. Um, I-I wonder
787
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:43,070
If it's the same thing that I'm gonna say.
788
00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:45,000
I'm pretty sure it's not.
789
00:39:46,810 --> 00:39:49,140
Chuck, you are a wonderful man,
790
00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:51,870
and I have enjoyed
our time together, but...
791
00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:53,140
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
792
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,400
Are you... are you...
793
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,040
you're dumping me?
794
00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:02,070
I was...
795
00:40:03,410 --> 00:40:05,250
I was about to propose to you.
796
00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:07,280
I'm sorry if I misled you...
797
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,010
Hey, there's a fake apology.
You did mislead me.
798
00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:11,210
Chuck, please...
799
00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:12,960
You know, it's like you're two people.
800
00:40:13,070 --> 00:40:14,440
There's the woman I have fun with,
801
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,400
who I really... I really connect to,
802
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,460
and there's this other woman who's...
803
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:21,820
who's, uh, who's mysterious and-and weird
804
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:24,940
and keeps sneaking out to "Run errands."
805
00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:28,580
There's another guy, isn't there?
806
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,850
No. I assure you, there's no one else.
807
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:32,360
Don't lie to me!
808
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,380
Was he the one who sent you that letter?
809
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:39,950
What letter?
810
00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:41,990
The one that you, uh,
you were reading the other night,
811
00:40:41,990 --> 00:40:43,600
you got all shook up about...
812
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,670
Was that from him?
813
00:40:45,170 --> 00:40:47,220
There is no "Him."
814
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:48,910
You know, Bree,
815
00:40:48,910 --> 00:40:50,290
I would've done anything for you.
816
00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:54,270
I protect the people that I care about.
817
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:57,680
I don't care about you now.
818
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,490
So if you find yourself in trouble,
819
00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:04,990
and I'm pretty sure
that someday you will...
820
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,750
Then don't come calling me.
821
00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:14,010
You have made a very big mistake.
822
00:41:20,550 --> 00:41:23,590
Yes, the residents of Wisteria Lane
823
00:41:23,590 --> 00:41:26,460
are skilled at the art of concealment.
824
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,750
They know how to cover
825
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,840
the evidence of a messy breakup...
826
00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:41,560
to compensate for what their
children might be missing...
827
00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:47,430
and to spare the feelings of a loved one
828
00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:50,180
whose taste they may not share.
829
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,290
But for some,
830
00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:58,700
the art of concealment
comes at too great a cost.
831
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:04,290
And so they find themselves
forced to reveal the truth...
832
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:12,510
even at the risk of facing
an uncertain future.
833
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,000
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