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[Mary Alice] Previously on
Desperate Housewives:
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It means a lot to her to feel included.
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Sometimes dark clouds
have silver linings.
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He sort of asked me out.
It's OK with you if I go out with him?
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Sometimes they don't.
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Once that baby comes, I'm gonna be
stuck raising a child alone.
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When it comes to life
on Wisteria Lane...
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Will you marry me?
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... things that seem
too good to be true...
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- She know you killed your wife?
- ... usually turn out...
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Get away from him now while you can.
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... to be deadly.
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Brides are sensitive creatures,
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and no one knows this better
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than the bridesmaids
who have to deal with them.
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I think a ten-foot train is great,
but a shorter one would be just as nice,
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and you wouldn't have to worry
about people tripping on it.
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Personally, I love smoked rabbit,
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but for a sure crowd-pleaser,
you can't beat chicken.
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Sure. Who doesn't love a string quartet?
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But if you got a band,
maybe people could dance,
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as opposed to sway.
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But one area where a bridesmaid's tact
is most required involves the dress...
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So what do you think?
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... she's required to wear.
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Well...
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I'm not sure that I've ever seen
this shade of green before.
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It'll be gorgeous with my coloring.
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- Yes, it would look perfect.
- For someone with your coloring.
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It's not easy putting a wedding
together in two weeks.
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Then why the rush?
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Yeah, I'd have thought of you
as a person who wants time to plan.
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Well, Orson and I talked about it,
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and we just feel
at our age it's silly to wait.
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With your help, we can get it all done.
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Well, we are happy to pitch in.
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I have to get a copy
of the seating chart for you, Gabby.
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You are in charge of the centerpieces.
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And, Susan,
I will think of a job for you.
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Here's a job. Talking you
out of marrying a homicidal dentist.
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We don't know that. All we have
is some crazy woman's accusation.
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His wife vanished.
He didn't even tell Bree.
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- How much proof do you need?
- He says he's innocent.
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She believes him.
If we say we don't, she'll hate us.
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I'm sorry. I cannot sit here
on my Key-lime ass
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and watch Bree make
the worst mistake of her life.
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[Bree clears throat]
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And what mistake would that be?
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Well...
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...um...
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Honestly...
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[Mary Alice] Yes, a bridesmaid can
question many of the bride's choices...
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These dresses are hideous.
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... but the groom isn't one of them.
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[Mary Alice] The perfect couple.
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We've all met them, haven't we?
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That man and woman
so clearly made for each other,
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we feel certain
they're on the road to happiness.
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But that road has many detours.
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And even perfect couples
can find themselves... at a dead end.
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- [Carlos] You want what?
- [Gabby] You heard me.
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And I want the bedroom stereo,
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I want the marble console,
and that painting of St. Augustine.
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- You don't even know who he is.
- I know he matches the drapes.
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Can we focus?
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And my pearl necklace.
I noticed that you swiped it.
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That was Mama's, and her mama's.
It belongs in my family.
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You thought I belonged in your family,
and you got over that.
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- Stop eating my fries.
- I'm hungry.
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You know what the doctor said.
This man bleeds bacon grease.
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Enough.
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You have to find a way
to deal with each other.
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You are about to bring a child
into this world and, divorced or not,
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once that child arrives, you'll be
bound together for as long as you live.
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Well, in that case,
have some more fries.
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- [Nora] I'll pick Kayla up Sunday.
- Whenever, go.
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You and Turk have a great time.
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Trust me, we will.
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- The man is a jackhammer.
- Ah.
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- Bye, Tom. See ya Sunday.
- Bye.
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Where is she going?
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She and Turk are going
down to the river for the weekend.
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That's Turk?
That's the new boyfriend? No.
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Hey, Tom, please.
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I don't want my daughter
with a guy like that.
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You haven't even met him. He could be
the sweetest man in the world.
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[both laughing]
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More importantly,
since he entered the picture,
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Squeaky Fromme is never around.
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It has been bliss.
I haven't made this face in a week.
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- If you ruin this, I will hurt you.
- Just look at him, please.
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That is a child's skull
hanging from his rearview mirror.
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- Doesn't that concern you?
- No, I'm good.
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Could be a monkey.
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Uh, I think I will have
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the mesclun salad.
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That's it? That's all you're having?
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- Well, all the food is very expensive.
- You don't need to whisper.
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The waiter knows they're robbing us
blind. You can have whatever you want.
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In that case,
I'll have the lobster bisque
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and the veal with the black truffles.
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Is that OK?
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Fine. I'll just have Jane moved
to the VA hospital.
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm kidding. It's fine.
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- I'll have what she's having.
- Of course. Thank you.
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God, I love seeing you laugh.
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It's been a long time since I've been
in the mood to. Thank you.
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Oh, dear God.
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- Did I squeeze too hard?
- No. It's my wife's parents.
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Oh! Oh, wow.
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Is this gonna be awkward?
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No, not unless, of course, they see us.
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- [man] Ian.
- Awkward.
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Jeff. Renee. What a delightful surprise.
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It's so good to see you, dear.
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Hello. I'm Renee,
and this is my husband, Jeff.
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- Susan Mayer.
- Doctor. Dr. Susan Mayer.
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She's new to Jane's neurology team.
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[Renee] Oh.
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I just assumed
you worked in Ian's publishing house.
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Well, yes, how nice
that would have been, huh?
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But no, no. I'm... a brain specialist.
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Well, Dr. Mayer, maybe I can ask you.
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Our daughter's most recent EEG
showed brain spikes,
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but it didn't change the score
on her Glasgow scale.
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Why is that?
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What an excellent question.
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And this is the spinal cord.
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And it, of course,
attaches to the brain.
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You don't have to dumb it down for us.
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We've been dealing
with Jane's condition for years.
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Oh. Good. [stammers]
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- Well, then, let's get technical.
- Let's give Dr. Mayer the night off.
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She was in surgery for ten hours today,
performing a craniotomy.
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That's exactly the procedure Jane had.
How'd it go?
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Uh, well, it just...
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Wow.
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I hear my phone vibrating.
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Hello. Dr. Mayer.
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Yeah, what?
You say that his brain shut off?
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I'll be right there. Stat.
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I'm sorry. Duty calls.
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Orson, I moved the furniture back.
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Good Lord, Bree. Not again.
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[soft music plays]
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Don't you want
our first dance to be perfect?
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There'll be 200 people staring at us.
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You know, Bree, since that incident
at our engagement party,
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there's been
a lot of dark talk about me.
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I don't pay attention to gossip.
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I'd understand
if you had second thoughts
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about marrying a man
who's under a cloud.
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No one who knows you
could believe you could hurt a woman.
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Strangers may talk,
but I know the truth.
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Really?
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Men have lied to me before.
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Believe me, it'll never happen again.
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So you trust me completely?
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Clearly I do.
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The body's unusually well-preserved
because it was buried in clay.
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- Do we have a cause of death?
- Blunt force trauma to the head.
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Pull all the missing persons reports.
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Cross-check against
her height, age, and weight.
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I'm running a DNA panel, since we won't
be able to use her dental records.
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Why not?
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Whoever killed her
pulled out all her teeth.
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[woman crying]
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Nora. What are you doing back?
Are you OK?
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- Shut the door.
- OK.
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I don't want Kayla to find me like this.
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- What's wrong?
- Turk and I had a fight.
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What? No. No, no, no.
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- What happened?
- What happened is, Turk is an ass.
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We stopped off at this bar and I got
bitchy with one of the waitresses.
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Who cares, right? I mean, who cares?
It's a bar, and we all do it, right?
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Right.
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So, he tells me to watch my mouth,
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and I'm like, whoa,
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get a load of Mr. Two Strikes
trying to tell me how to act in public.
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And then he called me a whore.
We're done.
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OK, whoa, whoa. Take a deep breath.
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You don't break up with a guy because
in a weak moment he calls you a whore.
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And then on the way out,
he threatened to hit me.
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OK, but he didn't, and until he...
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Oh, jeez, Lynette.
Whose side are you on?
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I'm on the side of love. You guys
seem like such a perfect couple.
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- I know.
- I just...
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You don't wanna throw that all away
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'cause of a little fight
with no hitting.
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[sniffs loudly]
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No. It's over.
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I just got off the phone with
Turk's parole officer and I was like,
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"Guess who ain't in Nevada no more?"
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Click.
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I think I'm gonna have to
stay here tonight.
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[rattling, footsteps running]
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[Ioud crash]
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Freeze!
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- Austin?
- Hey, Aunt Edie.
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Anyway, Mom just got back
from her cruise to Jamaica
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with new boobs
and a 24-year-old cabin boy.
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Needless to say, me and Mr. Can I
Get You Some More Hot Towels?
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we didn't exactly hit it off.
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After I broke his nose, I figured
it was time to visit my favorite aunt.
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Your mom always did have
lousy taste in men.
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So, I figured
I'd crash here for the night,
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then hitch down to Mexico,
hang out, party.
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Yeah. I'm thinking, like,
no way in hell.
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Stay here with me until things
blow over with your mom, OK?
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Cool. Thanks.
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Wait. You're 18, right?
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- Well, that's what my ID says.
- Yeah, mine too.
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Hey! You are supposed to be on bed rest.
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I'm bored.
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Try putting on a pair of pants.
That should kill a couple of hours.
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[doorbell chimes]
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, what is she doing out of bed?
That can't be good for her.
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Or the stairs.
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- What do you want?
- The mediator was right.
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A month from now, we're not just
gonna be Carlos and Gabby,
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we're gonna be Mom and Dad.
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And I don't wanna be at war
with the mother of my child.
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So, here.
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Your mama's pearls. Carlos.
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- Thank you.
- And?
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And what?
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Wouldn't you like to make
some reciprocal gesture?
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Fine. You can come to Bree's
wedding reception, as my guest.
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- Thanks. Where is it?
- Here.
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Here? You're throwing the reception?
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It's our wedding present to Bree.
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I give you a priceless family heirloom,
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and in return you invite me to a party
at my house that I'm paying for?
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Well, what kind of gesture
did you have in mind?
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[scoffs]
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- Mmm.
- The things I'll do for jewelry.
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Susan, I am so sorry.
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Dr. Mayer?
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Panic. Pure panic.
241
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Here. These are for
ruining our first date.
242
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,182
Shh!
243
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,590
Not in front of Mike.
244
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:59,324
Look, Mike, Ian brought you flowers.
I'll just go put them in some water.
245
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,938
Look, I was just trying
to protect Jane's parents.
246
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:07,995
Oh, please...
247
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,634
They haven't accepted the fact
that Jane isn't going to wake up.
248
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,770
If they knew we were on a date,
that I was trying to move on,
249
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,678
well, it would devastate them.
250
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,411
A lovely excuse,
but it isn't the whole story.
251
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,509
Excuse me?
252
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,054
A part of you feels like
you're cheating on her.
253
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:26,888
No. Well, perhaps a small part,
but that doesn't mean...
254
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,894
It's all right,
'cause I feel guilty, too.
255
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:34,296
We should just stop this right now
because it's all way too complicated.
256
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:38,598
I think we'd both be happier
if we just went back to being friends.
257
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,969
Well, I don't think I can do that.
258
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,277
The truth is, I haven't thought of you
as just a friend for some time now.
259
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,908
Maybe I shouldn't have let myself
feel that way, but I have.
260
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,817
And I can't go back. I'm sorry.
261
00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,151
Well, if we can't be friends...
262
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,760
...then I guess we'll be nothing.
263
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,039
[muffled rap music]
264
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,019
[rap music louder]
265
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,285
Hey, leave that alone.
266
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,059
Sorry. I was just...
267
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,358
...turning it down.
268
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,404
- You're not a music fan?
- Sure.
269
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,840
It's just, got anything
where a pimp isn't beating his ho?
270
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,503
I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew.
271
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,014
Oh.
272
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,050
I'm Julie. Susan Mayer's daughter.
273
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,710
Oh...
274
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,814
Anyway, I was trying
to do my homework, so...
275
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,687
On a Saturday?
276
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:11,219
Well, make sure and take regular breaks
and stop for a sensible dinner.
277
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,364
Just keep it down.
You had it really loud.
278
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,425
That's how I like it.
279
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,928
How do you like it?
280
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:26,066
You know what? You're not that hot.
281
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,940
[dog barking]
282
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,753
Hey, what you doing?
283
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,986
I'm working on the seating chart
for Bree's wedding.
284
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,551
- Nora? Who invited her?
- I did.
285
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:48,498
We need to find her another boyfriend.
Weddings are crawling with single men.
286
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,500
You're not seating her
next to my friends?
287
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,028
- Sacrifices must be made, Tom.
- Not Jerry Rawlings.
288
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,941
If she gets her psycho hooks into Jerry,
he will never speak to me again.
289
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,105
There are other urologists.
Go back to that other guy.
290
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:05,275
- The one with the cold hands?
- It's once a year. Suck it up.
291
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,011
Get a grip, Lynette.
292
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:12,581
Get a grip?
I am hanging on for dear life here.
293
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:17,061
You are the one that brought
this little problem into our family,
294
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:21,395
and the only thing I should be hearing
from you is, "How can I help?"
295
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,027
I am also putting
Steve Hanson at her table,
296
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,470
so you might wanna start shopping
around for a new golf buddy.
297
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,602
Get a grip.
298
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,297
[exhales]
299
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,013
[telephone rings]
300
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:14,480
Hi. My name's Susan Mayer. Your
neighbor told me I could find you here.
301
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,542
Yeah?
302
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,590
Well, I was at my friend Bree's
engagement party,
303
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:23,788
when you came in and you did that whole
"Orson killed his wife" thing.
304
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,160
I was wondering
if you could elaborate.
305
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,532
He killed her.
What else do you need to know?
306
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:32,695
Well, what makes you so sure?
Do you have any proof?
307
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,541
Look, I can't talk now.
I get off at six.
308
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,841
My friend is marrying that man
in two hours. Please.
309
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:48,148
OK, I need ten dollars
in unrolled pennies,
310
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:52,088
and I need to see you count it
because last time you stiffed me.
311
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,293
[pennies clinking]
312
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,820
After Alma disappeared, the police
came and searched the house.
313
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,730
The police? What did they find?
314
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,066
Nothing.
315
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,140
- And that's bad why?
- Don't you get it?
316
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:14,111
When the police showed up, Orson had
scrubbed every inch clean with bleach.
317
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,677
No fingerprints, no skin cells, no DNA.
318
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,740
It was like Alma had never existed.
319
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:26,581
Who cleans a house like that
unless he has something to hide?
320
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:35,233
- [organ playing]
- [chattering]
321
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,758
When I left the bank, I called
the detective that worked the case.
322
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,806
He said that the only reason
Orson was never charged
323
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,864
was because they never found a body.
324
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,343
- So he was an actual suspect?
- He was the only suspect.
325
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,381
- What are we gonna do?
- Well, you know what we have to do.
326
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,643
That was close. The florist put
three mums in my bridal bouquet,
327
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,486
but not to worry, crisis averted.
328
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,391
Bree, we have to talk.
329
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,298
Ah, Reverend.
Any word from the bridal party?
330
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,807
Still in the bride's room.
You know women.
331
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,708
They're probably fussing
about mascara and blush.
332
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,043
He did not hack her up
and dissolve the pieces in acid.
333
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,412
I said it was a theory.
334
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,475
Alma disappeared
under suspicious circumstances.
335
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,713
I don't have time. I'm getting married.
336
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,983
You can push the ceremony back an hour.
337
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,891
Now, get that detective on the phone.
Talk things out with Orson.
338
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,920
I can't. It's bad luck for the groom
to see the bride before the wedding.
339
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:43,161
You know what's really bad luck?
Marrying a wife-killer.
340
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,239
If the three of you don't drop this
right now, I will never forgive you.
341
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,765
Bree, we are just doing this
because we love you.
342
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,110
But if you can honestly tell us
343
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:59,378
that you don't have
the slightest doubt...
344
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,113
None whatsoever.
345
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,471
[footsteps approaching]
346
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:31,482
[organ plays Wedding March]
347
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:10,815
[Reverend] Dearly beloved, we are
gathered together in the sight of God
348
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,756
to join this man and woman in holy...
349
00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:17,693
Excuse me.
Could you give us just a second?
350
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,755
- Is something wrong?
- I just need a moment.
351
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,393
[crowd murmuring]
352
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:30,265
Before we do this,
there's something I need to ask you.
353
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,333
What?
354
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:36,643
Did you kill your wife?
Susan talked to that Carolyn woman.
355
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:39,707
Why didn't you tell me
the police searched your house?
356
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:43,448
Because it's embarrassing.
And they didn't find anything.
357
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,350
Is that because
you scrubbed the house so thoroughly?
358
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,951
When I'm upset, I clean.
359
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:59,303
For God's sake, Bree,
I swear to you, I did not kill my wife.
360
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,766
OK.
361
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,776
Proceed.
362
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:18,117
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
together in the sight of God
363
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:21,648
to join this man and woman
in holy matrimony,
364
00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:23,819
which is an honorable estate...
365
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,400
[chatter, laughter]
366
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,637
[whistling, cheering]
367
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:54,182
Hey. Look at you, Miss Popular. So,
are you having a good time over there?
368
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:58,457
As if. And I don't know what idiot
stuck me at that table,
369
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:01,090
but every guy over there
is just a boring stiff.
370
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:05,626
All of them?
What about Jerry? Jerry's fun.
371
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:10,767
You mean Mr. Fatty Hair Plugs?
Yeah, he's a blast.
372
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:17,608
How about Steve? You know what,
I hear his family has money.
373
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:21,379
Well, then maybe they could all chip in
and buy him some deodorant.
374
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:26,117
I'm through with those losers.
I'm gonna stay right here with you.
375
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,183
Are you gonna eat that?
376
00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:35,288
- [gasps] Hey, look at you.
- [sighs] God, I hate wearing a tux.
377
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,632
On my way in, Bree's Aunt Fern
asked me to park the car.
378
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,696
She's got glaucoma. To her,
you're nothing but a Hispanic blur.
379
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,504
Let me fix your tie.
380
00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:47,841
Hey, you're wearing Mama's pearls.
381
00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:49,710
Yeah.
382
00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:55,112
Oh...
383
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:59,855
Hey, Julie.
Have you met my nephew Austin?
384
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:03,759
Yeah, we've met. I just
didn't recognize him with his shirt on.
385
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:11,261
She couldn't take her eyes off my abs.
I felt violated.
386
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:19,274
- Hi, Edie. Nice party, huh?
- It was.
387
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,237
Perfect.
388
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,876
It's nice to see you two
getting along again.
389
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:31,048
- We've sort of turned a corner.
- You're gonna be getting back together?
390
00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:33,113
- God, no.
- Maybe.
391
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,421
Wow, is that shrimp?
392
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:41,861
What would make you think
I'd even consider taking you back?
393
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,300
- You invited me to be your date.
- Guest, Carlos. I said guest.
394
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:49,238
You've been flirting with me since
I came in. "Baby, let me fix your tie."
395
00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,605
You sure are sending some mixed signals.
396
00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:53,974
You want a clear signal? How's this?
397
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,047
- Ian.
- Susan.
398
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,881
What are you doing here?
399
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:05,286
Well, my cousin
is Dr. Hodge's dental hygienist.
400
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:09,088
Her husband couldn't join her,
since he'd come down with impetigo.
401
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,288
She called me, knowing how much
I love a good garter toss...
402
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,525
Ian...
403
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:17,159
Yes, I'm such a terrible liar.
404
00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:20,261
I mean, impetigo.
Where did that come from?
405
00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:21,970
Hmm.
406
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,838
So, what are you really doing here?
407
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:30,344
Look, I can't stop thinking about us,
408
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,383
about how great we could be together.
409
00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,748
- I think you're making a mistake.
- Ian...
410
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:38,516
Susan, please don't go.
Can't we at least talk about this?
411
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,321
I can't, 'cause I have bridesmaid stuff.
412
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:51,329
Hi there. I just wanted to say
you're doing a great job... Tad.
413
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:55,430
That's such a masculine name.
414
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,873
My boyfriend seems to like it.
415
00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,739
OK, here's the drill.
416
00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:02,780
My ex, I wanna piss him off,
so act like you're hot for me.
417
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:07,875
- There's a hundred-buck tip in it.
- Right. So, should I cup your boob?
418
00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:09,943
No, I'll drive.
419
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,648
[Gabby laughs loudly]
420
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,627
Tequila. Straight. [sighs]
421
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:28,203
Hey, are there any decent
single women at this wedding?
422
00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:29,934
Not that I've seen.
423
00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:32,900
Damn it, not a one.
424
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,144
Hey, Carlos.
You should come over to our table.
425
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:40,207
That's where all the hotties are.
426
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:43,914
Hey, everyone. I'd say it is time
that we get Bree and Orson up here
427
00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:46,183
for their first dance
as a married couple.
428
00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:51,160
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Mr. and Mrs. Orson Hodge.
429
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,130
- [applause]
- [piano plays]
430
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:17,248
- Orson, you look so serious.
- I'm trying to remember my steps.
431
00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:25,886
You're upset. You're still thinking
about what I said at the church.
432
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:30,458
Which part, darling? The "I do" part
or the "Did you kill your wife?" part?
433
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:34,967
I'm sorry, but I had to ask.
434
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:37,940
That's my point. You had to ask.
435
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,138
[up-tempo music]
436
00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:46,581
[shouts]
437
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,711
You are gonna rot in hell for this.
438
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,780
Hey, I just brought
two lost souls together.
439
00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,721
OK, how about this?
He cheated on my friend.
440
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:03,700
He deserves every bit of crazy
she's gonna rain down on him.
441
00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:10,306
Hell, rot, you.
442
00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:15,069
[slower music plays]
443
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,214
What are they doing?
444
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:26,914
Rounding second and heading for third.
445
00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,689
Uh-oh.
446
00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:35,425
- Carlos.
- Hey, Gabby. Look, I made a new friend.
447
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:39,027
I've been watching you make
your new friend, and it's disgusting.
448
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:42,630
- Do you mind? We're trying to dance.
- Who the hell are you, anyway?
449
00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:45,301
And why the hell
are you at this wedding?
450
00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:47,704
This is not gonna end well.
451
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:53,477
They're just two random people who met
at a wedding. They can't pin it on me.
452
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:55,815
It was her.
453
00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:58,688
Lynette Scavo, I wanna talk to you.
454
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,686
I'll see you at home.
455
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:07,492
I didn't invite you here
to embarrass me in front of my friends.
456
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:12,229
You just wanted me to watch while you
suck the zits off some teenage waiter.
457
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:16,501
That's it. I take my invitation back.
You are no longer welcome in my house.
458
00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:19,668
Fine. I'll go.
Just give me back the pearls.
459
00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:21,302
- No!
- Gabby.
460
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,108
- Carlos, no.
- They were Mama's.
461
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:24,876
No! [gasps]
462
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,042
Now look what you've done.
463
00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:33,355
- Mrs. Solis.
- No, Carlos. Give me those.
464
00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:36,689
- Pardon me, excuse me.
- Get away. Those are mine.
465
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:38,524
- The hell they are.
- Mrs. Solis.
466
00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,860
- Not now, Xiao Mei.
- Mrs. Solis!
467
00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:42,661
For God's sakes, what?
468
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,202
- [Xiao Mei's water breaks]
- [crowd gasps]
469
00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:55,903
I think maybe it's time.
470
00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:05,245
And I wish you both
a lifetime of happiness.
471
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,090
- [applause]
- Wow.
472
00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:12,225
That was beautiful, Aunt Fern.
Thank you.
473
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,765
Hey, they mopped up
all the amniotic fluid,
474
00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:17,300
so we should feel safe
to start the conga line.
475
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:19,962
Actually, I'd like to say a few words.
476
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:29,979
Bree, Orson, your love
is an inspiration to us all.
477
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,642
That's very sweet.
How do you know him?
478
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,017
I thought he was on your side.
479
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:41,855
This is a second wedding for both
of you, and I think you're jolly brave.
480
00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:46,329
So often people find excuses not to
fall in love again. They're afraid.
481
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:50,461
But it's rare to find somebody
that you connect with,
482
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:53,129
so you have to follow your heart.
483
00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:57,140
Bree, Orson, I salute you.
484
00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,670
Let's get the music cranking, and...
485
00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:03,578
Actually, Tom,
could you just hang on a second?
486
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:08,108
I also would like to say a few words.
To Bree and Orson.
487
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:11,485
Yes, what could be better
than a second love?
488
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:14,923
And this time, you enter into it
a little older, a little wiser.
489
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:19,555
But also, and this is key,
with a bit of caution.
490
00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:27,000
Because while love can be
spontaneous and wonderful,
491
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:29,539
it can also be selfish,
492
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:34,340
and sometimes the best thing
you can do is just to walk away.
493
00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:43,179
Uh... not you two. I mean,
you two crazy kids are great.
494
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,114
Congrats.
495
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:50,354
- Well, then, let's...
- I'd like to respond to that toast.
496
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:54,990
Bree, Orson, sometimes walking away
can seem the best choice,
497
00:33:55,066 --> 00:34:00,060
it's certainly the safest, but what do
you do when you find someone
498
00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:03,938
who makes you feel joy
when you thought you never would again?
499
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,541
Do you just let them go?
500
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,104
No.
501
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,541
No, I can't do that.
502
00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:28,193
You wanna...?
503
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,691
No.
504
00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:33,259
I'm good.
505
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:36,067
All right, then, let's dance.
506
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:38,335
[band plays up-tempo music]
507
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:53,580
Well, I thought you might need
a change of clothes.
508
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:58,362
- Yeah, you're still mad at me, huh?
- What were you thinking?
509
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:02,798
- Setting Carlos up with that skank.
- I am sorry. I was desperate.
510
00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:06,166
I had a little too much to drink.
And you are divorcing Carlos.
511
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:09,729
No, Lynette, Carlos will never be
fair game. You know the rules.
512
00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:12,776
You're right.
You are right. You're right.
513
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,870
I'm so sorry.
514
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,244
It's just...
515
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:21,648
What?
516
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,578
I'm so unhappy.
517
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:27,715
Ever since that woman
pushed her way into our lives,
518
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,158
I can't even work up a smile.
519
00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:32,719
And the more she pushes,
the more I resent Tom.
520
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,823
Tom, for something he did
12 years ago.
521
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:39,495
And I'm afraid if I can't fix this
522
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:43,097
that the anger's
just gonna fester, until...
523
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:47,474
Lynette, listen to me.
You and Tom will survive this.
524
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:52,482
No, seriously, Gabby.
I am so tired of pretending to smile.
525
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:56,316
You and Tom will survive this.
526
00:35:56,954 --> 00:35:59,923
Yeah? How can you be so sure?
527
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,051
Because some marriages
were built to last.
528
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:07,520
And some aren't.
529
00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:13,334
Trust me, I know the difference.
530
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:19,034
- [chatter]
- [applause]
531
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,511
I'm looking for Bree Van de Kamp.
532
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,910
Could you excuse me for just a minute?
533
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,812
Orson, congratulations.
534
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:36,989
Excuse me. Are you Mrs. Van de Kamp?
535
00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:39,154
It's Hodge now.
536
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:41,858
Yes, I'm terribly sorry
to barge in like this,
537
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,663
but we need your husband
to come down to the morgue.
538
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:47,135
We may have found his wife's body.
539
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:58,176
[groans loudly, then pants]
540
00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:00,240
Push, Xiao Mei, push.
541
00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:06,155
OK, OK. Deep breaths now.
We're getting close.
542
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,421
It's time.
I can't believe this is happening.
543
00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:11,984
Honey, I'm gonna cry.
544
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,590
- Carlos, I am so sorry about the...
- Me too, me too.
545
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:18,100
- I was way out of line.
- I forgive you.
546
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:22,628
It's worth it when you experience
a moment as beautiful as this.
547
00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:23,901
[screams]
548
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,809
- OK, I can see the head now.
- Get the camera. Get the camera.
549
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:37,250
- Oh, my God.
- [baby cries]
550
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,900
Man, I gotta get
the color fixed on this thing.
551
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:05,073
What kind of half-assed fertility clinic
are you running?
552
00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:10,519
Prior to implantation, your embryo
was switched with another client's.
553
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:13,751
So if we got theirs and they got ours,
then it's possible...
554
00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:15,883
I'm afraid your embryo didn't take.
555
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,157
Again, on behalf of the clinic,
I am so sorry.
556
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:22,097
- It's rare, but things do happen.
- [Gabby] Excuse me.
557
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,657
You screw up our lives
and the best you can do is,
558
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:26,760
"That's the way the cookie crumbles"?
559
00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:29,271
Why is this guy
writing down everything I say?
560
00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:32,776
Mr. Darby, our attorney.
We thought it wise to have him present.
561
00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:34,834
Know what else would've been wise?
562
00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:37,745
Sticking the right baby
in the right belly.
563
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,282
Mrs. Solis, please...
564
00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:09,670
- That's not Alma.
- [exhales deeply]
565
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:14,446
- Are you sure?
- Absolutely. Thank God.
566
00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,651
Carolyn. What is she doing here?
567
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:26,686
You didn't honestly think
they'd take your word for it, did you?
568
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,770
It's not her.
569
00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:39,867
Well, that's it, then.
Sorry for wasting your time.
570
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:44,347
This means nothing. I'm telling you,
that man is as guilty as sin.
571
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:48,044
We know what you think.
Now, would you please leave us alone?
572
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:50,383
He's a cold-blooded killer.
573
00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:54,948
He's kind and decent, and nothing you
could say will make me doubt him again.
574
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,720
Now, please go.
575
00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:07,102
- You deserve him.
- I hope to.
576
00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:15,736
Darling, I am so sorry you had to
endure that. Are you all right?
577
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:20,045
I'm fine. Let's just go back to our
guests and forget this ever happened.
578
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,414
All right.
579
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,851
Tu me manques, Monique.
580
00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:47,277
Well...
581
00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,335
Yeah.
582
00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:51,339
I feel so...
583
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:54,707
Me, too.
584
00:40:57,688 --> 00:41:00,179
Well, you know what the good news is?
585
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:02,147
What's that?
586
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:07,690
Now that there's no baby,
it'll make the divorce a lot simpler.
587
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,659
Yeah, that's something.
588
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:16,103
So...
589
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:20,667
See you at the mediator's.
590
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,970
See you then.
591
00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:42,231
[Mary Alice] Have you met
the perfect couple?
592
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:47,634
The two soul mates
whose love never dies?
593
00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:55,276
The two lovers
whose relationship is never threatened?
594
00:41:57,414 --> 00:42:01,680
The husband and wife
who trust each other completely?
595
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:06,280
If you haven't met the perfect couple,
596
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,588
let me introduce you.
597
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:14,188
They stand atop
a layer of butter cream frosting.
598
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:16,961
The secret of their success?
599
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,696
Well, for starters,
600
00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:23,103
they don't have to look at each other.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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