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Previously on...
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He's in your band.
- This is too dangerous.
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There were victims
of both violence
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and hard times.
- We're sort of broke.
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I thought Scavo's was doing well.
- When times get tough,
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people do without things
like pizza.
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And beneficiaries...
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The deal closed. I got the bonus.
- and good work...
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and perseverance.
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Congratulations on your new job.
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Congratulations on getting me
out of your office.
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It's not hard
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to spot a mother
who works outside the home.
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Just look for someone
who dresses in a hurry...
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eats her breakfast
while rushing to her car...
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and applies her makeup
as she drives away.
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But the surest way
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to spot a mother
who works outside the home?
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Just look for a child...
- M.J., why aren't you dressed?
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We're gonna be late
for our first day of school.
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who gets sick
at the worst possible moment.
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Hey, guys. How you doing?
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He's sick. I'm late.
- Thanks for helping.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I gotta work.
- So do I,
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and it's my first day
at a new job. I win.
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What...
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Look, I'd really like
to help you out...
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and spend some time
with my best bud, but, uh,
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Ms. Nelson's septic tank
is expecting me at 9:00.
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You're a plumber. Ms. Nelson
is not expecting you on time.
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In fact, if you show up before
dinner, she'll turn cartwheels.
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I'm a teacher.
It's different.
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Wait, I thought you were
just a teacher's assistant.
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Well...
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Listen to me.
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The whole reason I went back to
work is so we could both afford
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to give M.J. The things
we felt he needed.
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Now I'm doing my part.
It's time you do yours.
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I'll reschedule Ms. Nelson.
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I gotta go.
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You get lots of rest and drink
plenty of fluids, okay?
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You never left me
when I'm sick before.
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Oh, I know, Honey.
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But mommy has a job now.
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Come on. We talked about this.
You understand, right?
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Don't be sad.
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I am gonna pick you both up
at 6:00.
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Yes, it's not hard
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to spot a mother
who works outside the home.
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Just look for a woman
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who leaves her house
every morning
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feeling incredibly guilty.
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It begins just after sundown,
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after a long day at the office,
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exhausted people
start coming home.
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Some are met by faithful pets...
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Some are welcomed
with dry martinis.
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Others are greeted
with dinner on the table.
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Then there are those
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who return
from a long day at work...
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only to discover...
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unpleasant surprises.
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Oh! Good. You got my note.
Come on in.
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Okay, Sure.
Uh, where's M.J.?
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Here I am, Mommy.
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Oh, hey, baby. How's my boy?
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I missed you so much.
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Are you feeling better?
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Yeah.
Katherine made me soup
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and read me a story
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and showed me
how to play blackjack.
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What are
you gonna remember?
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Always double down
on a pair of aces.
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That's cute.
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Where's Mike?
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Plumbing emergency.
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Ms. Nelson's toilet
began erupting,
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and I wasn't busy, so...
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Uh-huh.
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Well, uh, thank you very much
for helping us out.
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Come on, M.J.
It's time to go.
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thank you.
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We already thanked her,
buddy.
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Let's not
make her uncomfortable.
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Thank you
for having us over.
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We are so honored
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to be the first guests
in your new home.
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Your stunning new home.
I can't believe this.
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The theme of my first place
was Early American beanbag.
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Well, it's all Andrew.
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He's the one with the taste.
Please.
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Uh, he's running late.
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Um, do you know why?
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Ah, he's cleaning up
a little mess.
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Someone didn't know
you couldn't serve
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bacon-wrapped shrimp puffs
at a Bar Mitzvah.
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I knew. I just thought
if they'd tasted mine,
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they might change the rules.
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So would you like something
to nibble on before dinner?
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Is that cut crystal?
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It's exquisite.
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Andrew again.
He's got expensive taste.
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Thank God he brings in
the big bucks.
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He does?
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Well, he does now, ever since
you gave him that raise.
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That is a delicious snack.
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Did you make this?
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Uh, yeah. It's just...
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party mix.
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Oh.
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You gave Andrew a raise?
- A tiny salary bump.
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"Tiny" is not the word for
your extraordinary generosity.
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Oh, look!
There's pretzels and cereal.
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I can see why
they call it "party mix."
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It's like a party in a bowl.
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When you say "extraordinary"--
He's exaggerating.
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They're children.
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It just looks like
a lot of money to them.
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My God!
Is this a... '96 Latour?
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I know. Andrew bought
a case of it at a wine auction
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to celebrate that huge raise.
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Once you've had
a few glasses of this,
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you're not going to remember
this evening at all.
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We'll see.
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Boy,
dinner without the kids...
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It's nice to eat without
having macaroni thrown at you.
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Yes.
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Well, we, uh, we really
wanted to find a way
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to thank you both.
- Thank us for what?
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Saving our marriage.
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Please. It was our pleasure.
How did we do that again?
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Well, Bradley had been
working around the clock,
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and I was feeling neglected.
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But things are different
now that he has Carlos.
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We have never felt closer.
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And, Gaby, I know I've been
relying on Carlos a lot.
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I-I hope it's not a problem, his
being away from home so much.
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Oh, I'll be
more willing to forgive
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once his bonus check comes in.
- And the only person
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more excited than Gaby
about that bonus is her jeweler.
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Brad, don't.
It's been such a nice night.
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He's gonna hear it tomorrow anyway.
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Hear what?
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Look, I'm sorry,
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but we're forgoing bonuses
this year.
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Can I get anyone dessert?
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Beat it. What?
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It's the economy.
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Um, our C.F.O. feels we need
to do some belt tightening.
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But do you know how much
overtime Carlos has pulled?
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How many trips he's taken?
He's killed himself.
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For God sakes,
don't do this to my jeweler.
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But, Gaby, no one's getting
a bonus, not even Brad.
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So this was his bonus? A salad
and a stuffed chicken breast?
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Look, hopefully next year
will be better.
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We're ready for dessert now.
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Wrap up ten lobsters to go.
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Ahem.
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Tom?
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Come here.
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We haven't had a customer
in about a half an hour,
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so maybe we should just...
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close up early.
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No. I got an idea.
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Hey, everybody, hey,
take off your aprons
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and come sit near the window.
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What is this?
- It's called psychology.
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Come on! Hey! Guys...
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Nobody wants to eat
in an empty restaurant, right?
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So, guys, this is
what we are gonna do.
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As soon as you see
someone go by,
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you laugh, act like
you're having a great time.
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It'll draw them in.
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So now we have
pretend customers?
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Gee, let's think
of something to do
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with all the pretend money
we're gonna make.
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Trust me. This is gonna work.
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Okay, hey, you guys,
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you're a group
of old high school buddies.
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You haven't seen each other
since the big game.
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And you two--
you're on a hot date, okay?
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All right.
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Hey, look! There's somebody!
Laugh! Have a great time.
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Awesome. Just like that.
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Okay...
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As much as I love
Tommy Scavo's improv theater,
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we need to face some facts here.
- It's a slump.
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We--we--we--we'll ride it out.
We've done it before.
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We--
- It's not a slump.
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In this economy, people aren't
eating out as much.
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Between that
and Porter's legal bills
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and paying Bree back,
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we are about a week away
from going bankrupt.
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Honey, please, have a little faith.
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I did, for seven years.
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Now I'm gonna be a realist,
and I need you to be one, too.
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Okay, I understand.
You're worried. I am, too.
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But we can make it.
We just have to be creative.
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But--
if we sell this place now,
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We can escape with some dignity
and maybe even some money.
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But if we keep on going
like we are,
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We're gonna lose everything.
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No!
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No.
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I am not going out
like this.
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I am not gonna be
a failure.
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Please tell me they just saw a customer.
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So with all the calories
we just burned,
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I say we deserve a huge lunch
at a fancy restaurant.
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You do like to live well, Honey.
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Well, why not? Life is brief
and mostly sucks.
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Gotta grab
all the good you can
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while you're
on this side of the dirt.
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That was very poetic.
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But sure,
we'll go any place you want.
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Mmm! That was easy.
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Well, since I'm on a roll,
how about this?
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Let's go away this weekend--
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pick a five-star hotel with
a great spa and just live it up.
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I don't know about that.
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I've got a lot of stuff
I need to do.
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Oh, come on.
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Big fluffy robes,
long massages.
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Do you hear that?
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That buzzing.
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Uh... No, I don't hear anything.
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Oh, maybe it--it's--
- Shh! Shh!
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I hear it up here sometimes.
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What the hell is it?
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Hey, you know what?
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I kind of like that hotel idea.
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Really?
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Yeah. You were right.
Life is brief.
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Why don't you go call the travel
agent and see what's available?
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You know, you're kinda sexy
when you buckle.
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I'm gonna call right now.
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Dr. Heller?
Listen, I got your latest text,
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but you know,
it's been a few weeks now,
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and people are freaking out
about you being gone so long.
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So now there's a staff meeting
on the 15th,
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and if you're not back by then,
I'm just gonna
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have to tell people
that I don't know where you are.
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So will you please just call me?
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Hey, Mike. How's it going?
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Well, so far, I've broken off
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three of these stupid
plastic sprinkler heads.
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But other than that, I'm great.
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Well, good.
Look, I was coming over to ask,
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what would you and Katherine
think about going camping?
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Oh, man, I love camping. When?
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Well, my schedule
gets busy on the 15th,
252
00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:28,482
so it would have to be
before then.
253
00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:31,497
I don't know, this weekend?
- Oh, I'm definitely up for it.
254
00:12:31,565 --> 00:12:33,936
Uh, I'm not sure
if Katherine will be.
255
00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:36,985
Well, if she doesn't go,
then Edie won't go, and...
256
00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:39,694
Well, I guess if Katherine
knows another girl's coming,
257
00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:41,070
maybe I can convince her.
258
00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:43,997
Good. Tell her the menfolk
will do all the hard work--
259
00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:45,995
Build the fires,
dig the latrines.
260
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,028
Hey, I wouldn't mention
that, uh, latrine part
261
00:12:48,097 --> 00:12:50,230
until we're actually
at the campsite.
262
00:12:50,299 --> 00:12:51,991
That's a good point.
263
00:12:52,094 --> 00:12:55,346
I'll, uh, dig my gear out
tonight. It's gonna be fun.
264
00:12:55,414 --> 00:12:57,344
Yeah.
265
00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:00,189
This is gonna be fun.
266
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,526
My, that's a beautiful pen
267
00:13:04,595 --> 00:13:06,558
Is it a Montblanc?
268
00:13:06,627 --> 00:13:09,573
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I've always wanted one.
- Ah.
269
00:13:09,641 --> 00:13:13,062
Well, I guess you can afford it
now with your new raise.
270
00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:16,213
Oh, you heard about that?
- I sure did.
271
00:13:17,265 --> 00:13:19,058
Well, the Chamber of
Commerce just called.
272
00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:21,125
They've added 40 people
to their guest list.
273
00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:23,632
Damn it.
I only planned for a hundred.
274
00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:26,646
W-we're gonna need tables.
- Relax. They always pull this crap.
275
00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:28,678
So I called the rental company
276
00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:31,626
and had 'em put a few extras
on the truck. We'll be fine.
277
00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:33,625
Oh, thank God.
- But you know what?
278
00:13:33,694 --> 00:13:35,624
We can tell the Chamber people
279
00:13:35,692 --> 00:13:37,622
That because it was
so last-minute,
280
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:41,111
we had to bump our fee by 30%.
- I like the way you think.
281
00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:43,788
Ohh. What would we do
without him?
282
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:47,277
Hmm, yes. He's worth
every penny you pay him.
283
00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:50,833
By the way...
how many pennies is that?
284
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:53,205
I'm not discussing
Andrew's salary with you.
285
00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:55,136
It's none of your business.
286
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:57,202
You're right. It's not.
287
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,862
So... How much?
288
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,861
Andrew moved into a new home.
289
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,842
I simply gave him
a cost of living increase.
290
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,841
The cost of living in a home
291
00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:08,313
with silver pens
and rare French wines?
292
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,888
Honey, please don't do this.
293
00:14:10,957 --> 00:14:13,835
Oh, my God.
Is he making more than me?
294
00:14:13,904 --> 00:14:15,325
Orson, drop it.
295
00:14:15,394 --> 00:14:18,849
I am not telling you
how much Andrew makes.
296
00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:23,931
I'd be happy to give you
that information, sir.
297
00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:26,640
Am I speaking
to the account holder?
298
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:29,689
No, I'm her...
business partner.
299
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,687
Very well. Account number?
300
00:14:31,756 --> 00:14:34,736
Yes. Um, 8-5-9-7-3.
301
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,887
Name on the account?
302
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:40,428
Van de Kamp's
old-fashioned foods.
303
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:42,596
And the password?
304
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,087
Password?
305
00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:46,221
For security purses.
306
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,982
Um...
307
00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:51,878
Oh. Yes. Of course.
It's, um...
308
00:14:51,947 --> 00:14:53,707
Uh, you know...
309
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,841
Uh, it's--it's completely
slipped my mind.
310
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:59,331
It's the name
of her childhood pet.
311
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,600
Oh. Right.
312
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:03,497
Uh...
313
00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:04,852
Fluffy.
314
00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:06,512
Nope. That's not it.
315
00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:07,630
Fido?
316
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,985
No.
317
00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:10,814
Spot? Rover?
318
00:15:10,883 --> 00:15:12,000
Mittens?
319
00:15:12,069 --> 00:15:13,186
Sorry, sir.
320
00:15:13,254 --> 00:15:14,676
Uh, Marmaduke.
321
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,403
Old Yeller.
322
00:15:16,472 --> 00:15:18,402
I cannot give out
you information
323
00:15:18,471 --> 00:15:21,689
without the password,
which you obviously don't know.
324
00:15:21,757 --> 00:15:23,687
Then ask me
a different question.
325
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,600
How about her date of birth?
Her social security number?
326
00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:27,582
Good-bye, sir.
327
00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:29,615
How about
her real hair color?
328
00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:32,122
Trust me, it's not
what you think it is.
329
00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:40,456
If you're looking to get fed,
it's gonna be a while.
330
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,454
No, Dad called a family meeting.
331
00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:45,367
Yeah, Mom, he said
it's about the restaurant.
332
00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:50,144
Oh, boy. I think I know
what this is about.
333
00:15:50,212 --> 00:15:51,939
Listen, kids,
334
00:15:52,008 --> 00:15:55,327
things have been tough
down at the restaurant,
335
00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:58,612
and i think your dad
has finally decided to sell it.
336
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,425
Wow.
337
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,814
I know.
338
00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:04,846
Is he gonna be okay?
339
00:16:04,915 --> 00:16:07,860
I don't know. That's why we all
have to be really supportive.
340
00:16:07,929 --> 00:16:10,944
Are you with me?
341
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,434
Hey, guys.
342
00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:14,433
Good. You're all here.
343
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,431
I love you, Daddy.
344
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,498
Not yet.
345
00:16:18,566 --> 00:16:23,037
So... I wanted to talk
to you all about our pizzeria.
346
00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:25,104
Just know we're 100% behind you.
347
00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:26,492
That means a lot,
348
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:29,846
'cause this was
a really rough day for me.
349
00:16:29,915 --> 00:16:32,624
I had to let
all our employees go.
350
00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:36,046
So starting tomorrow...
351
00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:39,331
you kids are my new waitstaff.
352
00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:49,867
Tom, what the hell
are you talking about?
353
00:16:49,936 --> 00:16:52,847
I got it all worked out.
You and I will handle the days,
354
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:56,438
and the kids will join us after
school and on the weekends.
355
00:16:56,507 --> 00:16:59,420
Um, at the risk
of sounding spoiled... no.
356
00:16:59,488 --> 00:17:02,739
Come on! It'll be fantastic.
We'll love working together.
357
00:17:02,808 --> 00:17:05,111
Why? We don't even like
living together.
358
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:07,279
Look,
labor is our number one cost.
359
00:17:07,347 --> 00:17:10,395
If we can eliminate it, we'll
start making a profit again.
360
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,394
What, you're not even
gonna pay us?
361
00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:14,969
I'm 9! Is that even legal?
362
00:17:15,038 --> 00:17:16,629
I think so.
363
00:17:16,698 --> 00:17:19,746
But just to be safe,
you're now 15. Happy birthday!
364
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:22,421
Mom, please do something.
365
00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:31,432
I ought maybe
after our conversation today,
366
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,431
you'd realize
it's time to pack it in.
367
00:17:33,499 --> 00:17:36,446
I have got to do this. I can't
walk away from that place
368
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:39,461
until I have done everything
that I can possibly think of.
369
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:42,476
But having the kids work there?
- You said that you were behind me 100%.
370
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:44,745
Really?
That doesn't sound like me.
371
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,066
Lynette...
372
00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:47,693
Okay. Fine.
373
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:55,179
Kids, we are going
to support your father
374
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,822
by working
in his restaurant.
375
00:17:57,890 --> 00:18:00,836
You've got to be kidding me.
376
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:03,851
Just so you know,
30 years from now,
377
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,867
when you and Dad are old and feeble--
- You're putting us
378
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:09,272
in the cheapest nursing home
you can find.
379
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,864
Yeah, I got it.
380
00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:19,536
Mrs. Solis,
I didn't realize you were here.
381
00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,569
I've got your bracelet
I polished
382
00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:24,075
and ready for a night
on the town.
383
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,615
Oh, put it on
and have a good time.
384
00:18:26,684 --> 00:18:30,444
Turns out I'm not gonna be
able to afford it right now...
385
00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:32,442
unless you can help me out
on the price.
386
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,085
What did you have in mind?
387
00:18:35,154 --> 00:18:37,084
You give it to me,
388
00:18:37,152 --> 00:18:40,776
and then call your insurance
and say it was stolen?
389
00:18:42,606 --> 00:18:44,536
I didn't think so.
390
00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:48,059
I'm really sorry about
the bracelet, Mrs. Solis.
391
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,668
Perhaps I can show you something
a bit less expensive.
392
00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:54,360
Maybe some, uh, earrings--
- Oh, will you excuse me a minute?
393
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,798
Ah!
394
00:19:17,539 --> 00:19:18,539
Carlos! Get in Here!
395
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,244
I got a real shockeroo
for you!
396
00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:25,328
You are not gonna
believe this!
397
00:19:27,564 --> 00:19:30,341
Brad! Hi.
398
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,001
Uh, what's going on?
399
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,507
He just stopped by
with great news.
400
00:19:34,577 --> 00:19:36,540
I'm getting that bonus
after all.
401
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,945
Really?
402
00:19:39,014 --> 00:19:40,978
Well, I went to our C.F.O.,
403
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,977
And I told him
it just didn't seem fair
404
00:19:43,045 --> 00:19:45,415
that my right-hand man
should go unrewarded.
405
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,922
Isn't that great?
What kind of guy does that?
406
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,868
Oh, I think I know the kind.
407
00:19:54,631 --> 00:19:56,154
So, Brad...
408
00:19:56,223 --> 00:19:58,966
What sort of bonus
are we looking at?
409
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,947
How does 20 grand sound?
410
00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:04,656
Like a great jumping off point.
411
00:20:04,726 --> 00:20:06,588
Gaby.
412
00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:09,230
Oh, honey, you heard Maria
the other night.
413
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:12,990
Your hard work is what's
brought them so much closer.
414
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,377
Pay no attention to my wife.
415
00:20:18,446 --> 00:20:21,154
20 grand is a fantastic bonus.
416
00:20:21,223 --> 00:20:23,796
You know, now that I hear
the number out loud,
417
00:20:23,865 --> 00:20:27,184
it does seem a little low,
after all you've done.
418
00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:29,521
25 is probably more fair.
419
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:32,977
Oh, Brad. Come on.
Saving a marriage?
420
00:20:33,046 --> 00:20:34,975
You can't put price on that...
421
00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:37,076
at least not a small one.
422
00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:39,955
Gaby, will you knock it off?
423
00:20:40,024 --> 00:20:41,548
You're being rude.
424
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,682
You're right. I'm sorry.
425
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,595
It's just--I really wanted
to buy this bracelet I saw today
426
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:48,729
downtown in this little jewelry shop.
427
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,694
You know the place, honey.
428
00:20:50,762 --> 00:20:53,031
It's right next to the,
um...
429
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,623
Lexington hotel.
430
00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:57,842
30!
431
00:20:57,911 --> 00:20:59,264
$30,000.
432
00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:05,904
Are you sure?
433
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,122
Yes! You deserve it.
You both do.
434
00:21:10,682 --> 00:21:12,883
I don't know what to say.
435
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,304
You're the only one
getting a bonus,
436
00:21:16,373 --> 00:21:18,641
so what I think
might be best is
437
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:22,435
if we all agreed
not to say anything.
438
00:21:22,504 --> 00:21:24,095
Do we all agree?
439
00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:26,128
Absolutely.
440
00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:31,480
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'll leave you two to business.
441
00:21:31,549 --> 00:21:34,329
All this negotiating just
goes right over my head.
442
00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:45,538
Ha!
443
00:21:45,607 --> 00:21:48,655
Thunder McFadden.
What a hoot.
444
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,349
What's that?
445
00:21:50,418 --> 00:21:53,093
Oh, it's my porn name.
446
00:21:53,162 --> 00:21:55,397
Friend sent me an e-mail.
447
00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:57,361
You take the name
of your childhood pet
448
00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:59,394
and the street you grew up on,
and voilà!
449
00:21:59,463 --> 00:22:02,409
That's the name you'd use
if you were a porn star.
450
00:22:02,478 --> 00:22:04,238
So I'm Thunder McFadden.
451
00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:06,439
My buddy here is
Snoop Windemere.
452
00:22:06,508 --> 00:22:08,710
Mm.
453
00:22:08,779 --> 00:22:11,386
Hey, who would you be?
454
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,621
Orson, I'm preparing
a buffet for 200.
455
00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:15,654
I don't have time to explore
456
00:22:15,723 --> 00:22:18,466
my hypothetical career
in the adult film industry.
457
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:21,142
Fine.
458
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:24,123
But you should know that's
why people find you so rigid,
459
00:22:24,192 --> 00:22:29,306
because you can never
just let go and have fun.
460
00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:34,015
Coco Saugatuck. Happy now?
461
00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:36,793
Sure am.
462
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:39,841
Thanks, hon.
463
00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:42,952
Of course it could just
easily be Munchy Cedarhurst.
464
00:22:42,953 --> 00:22:43,296
What?
465
00:22:43,365 --> 00:22:45,430
Or Taffy Swallow.
466
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:48,649
We moved around lot
and had three dogs.
467
00:22:48,718 --> 00:22:50,716
Bree, focus.
468
00:22:50,784 --> 00:22:52,951
It has to be your favorite pet.
469
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:55,560
Like if I asked you,
"what's your childhood pet?"
470
00:22:55,629 --> 00:22:59,354
This is the one you'd say.
- Well, I didn't really have a favorite.
471
00:22:59,423 --> 00:23:00,539
I loved them all equally.
472
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,504
Oh, please. If Coco,
Taffy and Munchy were
473
00:23:02,573 --> 00:23:05,074
in a burning building and
you could only save one...
474
00:23:05,075 --> 00:23:06,772
Orson, why are
you being so morbid?
475
00:23:06,841 --> 00:23:09,516
No. I-I just want
to know your porn name.
476
00:23:09,585 --> 00:23:11,041
Okay, fine.
477
00:23:11,109 --> 00:23:14,395
If I had to pick a favorite,
I guess it would be Munchy.
478
00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,901
She was a bit rambunctious.
479
00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:19,882
Father sent her to a farm
so she'd have room to run.
480
00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:22,287
I cried for weeks and weeks.
481
00:23:22,356 --> 00:23:25,201
Munchy, huh? This was fun.
482
00:23:28,048 --> 00:23:30,858
All right, that's
a large mushroom pepperoni pizza
483
00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:32,959
and two salads.
I'll get that started.
484
00:23:33,028 --> 00:23:34,145
Tom, I got
need a large--
485
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,380
Large pep/mush at table nine.
I'm way ahead of you.
486
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,819
Thanks. And do you have
the calzones for table three?
487
00:23:38,888 --> 00:23:42,444
Oh, crap.
Setie, I need two dinner salads.
488
00:23:42,512 --> 00:23:43,609
What's the matter?
489
00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,780
Parker said the only
reason you had me make salads
490
00:23:46,848 --> 00:23:48,813
is because
it's a job for babies.
491
00:23:48,881 --> 00:23:51,624
Well, clearly, that's not true
because you're not a baby.
492
00:23:51,693 --> 00:23:55,656
You're 15, remember?
- Also, I can't find my band-aid.
493
00:23:55,724 --> 00:23:59,212
Okay, you fill water glasses.
I'll make the salads.
494
00:23:59,281 --> 00:24:01,448
Hey, Mom?
- Yeah?
495
00:24:01,517 --> 00:24:03,209
This is for table five.
496
00:24:03,278 --> 00:24:04,802
Oh, thanks.
497
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:05,987
Yeah.
498
00:24:06,056 --> 00:24:09,679
Uh... you didn't give them
enough change.
499
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:11,678
Yeah, I know.
I figured this out.
500
00:24:11,747 --> 00:24:14,456
You can short people 1%,
and they won't even notice.
501
00:24:14,525 --> 00:24:15,978
If they got a buzz on, 3%.
502
00:24:15,979 --> 00:24:18,995
Okay, you make the salads.
I'll handle the register.
503
00:24:19,064 --> 00:24:21,943
Dude, back off.
That's my table.
504
00:24:22,012 --> 00:24:24,416
Not anymore. You can take
the 4-top of old farts.
505
00:24:24,485 --> 00:24:26,448
No way. I--
- What's going on?
506
00:24:26,517 --> 00:24:27,394
He took my table.
507
00:24:27,395 --> 00:24:29,768
So? Take another one.
What's the difference?
508
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,594
Well, since I'm the only one
here who can wait on that table
509
00:24:37,662 --> 00:24:40,235
without knocking over a glass
with my pants,
510
00:24:40,305 --> 00:24:42,268
how about I take it?
511
00:24:42,337 --> 00:24:45,385
You handle the cash register.
You bus tables. Go on.
512
00:24:45,454 --> 00:24:47,485
Well, look at this.
513
00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:49,585
Everybody's happy.
514
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,110
Things are running smoothly.
515
00:24:51,179 --> 00:24:54,734
Don't worry. I'm not gonna say,
"I told you so."
516
00:24:59,411 --> 00:25:01,848
Hey. Katherine said
you wanted to talk to me.
517
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,084
Yeah. Come on in.
518
00:25:04,153 --> 00:25:06,083
You know, you could have
just called.
519
00:25:06,152 --> 00:25:08,793
You don't have to use her
as an intermediary.
520
00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:10,792
Really? I thought
we were using Katherine
521
00:25:10,861 --> 00:25:12,926
for all sorts of things--
sending messages,
522
00:25:12,995 --> 00:25:14,958
raising our kid.
523
00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:16,957
I don't see
what the big deal is.
524
00:25:17,025 --> 00:25:19,667
I have to work,
and she has some free time.
525
00:25:19,736 --> 00:25:22,310
It's better for everybody.
Well, it's not better for me,
526
00:25:22,378 --> 00:25:24,782
especially when
I'm not even told about it.
527
00:25:24,851 --> 00:25:27,153
Fine. Here I am telling you.
528
00:25:27,223 --> 00:25:29,186
I have to work Friday,
529
00:25:29,255 --> 00:25:32,404
so Katherine will be
picking M.J. up from school.
530
00:25:32,473 --> 00:25:34,572
No.
531
00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:37,350
What do you mean, "no"?
532
00:25:37,419 --> 00:25:40,060
Let me remind you,
I have custody on Fridays.
533
00:25:40,128 --> 00:25:42,025
Hey, thanks.
Let me remind you
534
00:25:42,094 --> 00:25:44,057
that the reason
I agreed to custody is
535
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,564
so our son could spend time
with his father.
536
00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:49,037
You have a problem with Katherine?
537
00:25:49,106 --> 00:25:50,561
No, she's a peach,
538
00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:53,068
but she's not the one
that dragged me to court
539
00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:55,473
to hammer out
some custody agreement.
540
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,743
Now if you'd like,
we can go back,
541
00:25:57,812 --> 00:25:59,742
and the judge can explain to you
542
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:02,203
the difference between
you and your girlfriend.
543
00:26:02,204 --> 00:26:03,400
Okay, you listen to me.
544
00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:05,467
Mommy?
545
00:26:05,535 --> 00:26:07,330
Are you guys fighting?
546
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,701
No, sweetie.
547
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:13,834
We are just trying to figure out
what is best for you.
548
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:16,781
Aren't we?
549
00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:21,931
I'll see you Friday, buddy.
550
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,454
Looks like I'll be
picking you up from school.
551
00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:33,185
Andrew makes twice as much as me?
552
00:26:33,254 --> 00:26:35,455
Who told you that?
553
00:26:35,524 --> 00:26:36,979
A little bird
554
00:26:37,048 --> 00:26:40,705
or should I say
a little dog named Munchy?
555
00:26:40,774 --> 00:26:43,992
That's why you wanted to know
the names of my pets?
556
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,159
Orson Hodge,
you are shameful.
557
00:26:46,228 --> 00:26:48,463
What's shameful is
how much you're paying him.
558
00:26:48,532 --> 00:26:51,478
Andrew has been with me
since I launched the company.
559
00:26:51,547 --> 00:26:53,511
He runs every aspect
of the business.
560
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:54,840
He deserves what he's making.
561
00:26:54,841 --> 00:26:56,796
But I am your husband,
for crying out loud.
562
00:26:56,865 --> 00:27:00,591
Yes, Orson, we're all aware
of how you got the job.
563
00:27:00,659 --> 00:27:02,589
You know
what the real travesty is?
564
00:27:02,658 --> 00:27:05,333
I'm more educated
than the lot of you.
565
00:27:05,403 --> 00:27:08,416
I went to grad school. I'm a dentist.
- No, you were a dentist.
566
00:27:08,485 --> 00:27:10,719
Now you're a caterer,
and you're paid fairly
567
00:27:10,788 --> 00:27:12,955
based on your expertise
and contribution.
568
00:27:13,024 --> 00:27:15,699
Oh, this is not about money,
Bree. It's about value.
569
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,732
And you're saying I'm worthless.
570
00:27:17,801 --> 00:27:20,747
No, I'm just saying
you're worth... less.
571
00:27:20,815 --> 00:27:23,084
I'm sorry, Honey.
572
00:27:23,153 --> 00:27:25,456
I'm just being honest.
573
00:27:26,947 --> 00:27:28,673
Very well.
574
00:27:30,334 --> 00:27:34,195
Oh, since we're being honest,
Munchy didn't go to any farm.
575
00:27:34,264 --> 00:27:36,228
That's what parents
tell their kids
576
00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:38,531
When they just had their pets
gassed.
577
00:27:44,156 --> 00:27:46,119
Hey.
578
00:27:46,188 --> 00:27:50,117
Hi. You got a minute? I have
a really big favor to ask you.
579
00:27:50,185 --> 00:27:52,014
Uh, sure.
580
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:55,164
I need
a little detective work done.
581
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:56,892
It's about Bradley.
582
00:27:58,926 --> 00:28:01,127
So...
583
00:28:01,195 --> 00:28:03,702
What's going on?
584
00:28:03,770 --> 00:28:06,005
I'm gonna buy a golf club.
585
00:28:06,073 --> 00:28:09,731
A baseball bat would be cheaper.
586
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,509
Maybe I should let you finish.
587
00:28:12,578 --> 00:28:14,846
See, I don't know anything
about golf clubs,
588
00:28:14,915 --> 00:28:16,709
But I know Carlos does,
589
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,708
so I was hoping you guys
could snoop around
590
00:28:18,777 --> 00:28:21,858
and find out
what kind of driver Brad wants.
591
00:28:21,927 --> 00:28:23,721
Oh, it's a gift.
592
00:28:23,790 --> 00:28:25,212
Sure, yeah.
593
00:28:25,281 --> 00:28:27,923
We'd love to help out.
594
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:30,260
So what's the occasion?
- No occasion.
595
00:28:30,329 --> 00:28:33,139
I just want to thank him
for being a wonderful husband.
596
00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:37,577
Well, don't spend to much.
597
00:28:37,646 --> 00:28:39,779
Why don't you
just get him a card?
598
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,726
So our marriage counselor said
we should get each other
599
00:28:42,795 --> 00:28:45,233
little gifts now and then
to keep things spontaneous.
600
00:28:45,302 --> 00:28:47,672
Oh, you're in counseling.
That's great.
601
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:50,687
We were, but we stopped.
We don't need it anymore.
602
00:28:50,756 --> 00:28:54,040
Are you sure about that?
- Yeah. Brad and I are solid.
603
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:56,581
Well, ice is solid, too,
604
00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:59,765
until it cracks and you're
drowning in freezing water.
605
00:28:59,834 --> 00:29:02,306
I'd stay in counseling
if I were you.
606
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:05,287
Gaby, I'm home! Can you come
in here for a minute?
607
00:29:08,676 --> 00:29:11,114
Brad gives me a huge bonus
and you repay him
608
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:14,129
by telling his wife that
they need marriage counseling?
609
00:29:14,198 --> 00:29:16,229
I'm sorry. I think they do.
610
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,227
Their marriage is
none of your business.
611
00:29:18,296 --> 00:29:20,382
Besides, I think they're
a very happy couple.
612
00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:21,243
Who? Him and Maria
613
00:29:21,312 --> 00:29:25,138
or him and the blonde I
saw him kissing yesterday?
614
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:26,188
What? No way!
615
00:29:26,257 --> 00:29:28,323
Yeah. And Brad saw me.
616
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,559
Why do you think
your bonus jumped
617
00:29:30,627 --> 00:29:33,573
from a stuffed chicken breast
to 30 grand in a day?
618
00:29:41,095 --> 00:29:43,431
Oh, my God.
619
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,294
This is illegal.
620
00:29:45,363 --> 00:29:48,444
I'm getting a bonus no one else
is getting based on blackmail.
621
00:29:48,514 --> 00:29:49,698
You're welcome.
622
00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:53,289
I can't believe you did this.
623
00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:55,864
Well, thank God
you came to your senses.
624
00:29:55,932 --> 00:29:58,235
All right, let's get in there
and tell her.
625
00:29:58,304 --> 00:30:01,419
No, we can't tell her. We'd have
to give the money back.
626
00:30:01,488 --> 00:30:04,502
Don't we have a moral
responsibility to tell her?
627
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:06,027
It's like you said--
628
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,126
Their marriage is
none of our business.
629
00:30:08,195 --> 00:30:10,024
He's the one who's cheating.
630
00:30:10,093 --> 00:30:13,479
If we say anything,
it'll just make things worse.
631
00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:15,511
We're the good guys here,
Carlos.
632
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:18,493
Really? 'cause it sure
doesn't feel like it.
633
00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:28,114
It's open.
634
00:30:28,182 --> 00:30:31,128
Susan, you got our message.
635
00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,160
Yes, and imagine my surprise,
636
00:30:33,229 --> 00:30:35,159
'cause the last time
I talked to Mike,
637
00:30:35,228 --> 00:30:38,073
he promised me he was
picking up M.J. from school.
638
00:30:38,141 --> 00:30:40,071
Oh, Mrs. Nelson had
another plumbing emergency.
639
00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:42,883
Apparently this
new oat bran diet she's on--
640
00:30:42,952 --> 00:30:45,830
I don't need the details.
I had a long day.
641
00:30:45,899 --> 00:30:47,829
I just want to pick up my kid.
642
00:30:47,898 --> 00:30:51,826
Mommy, we had paninis
for dinner. You want one?
643
00:30:51,895 --> 00:30:54,537
No, thank you. Let's go.
644
00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:57,043
But we were gonna make brownies
for dessert.
645
00:30:57,112 --> 00:30:59,076
But we can make brownies
at home.
646
00:30:59,145 --> 00:31:03,480
The box kind? Katherine says
those aren't real brownies.
647
00:31:03,548 --> 00:31:08,392
Except when your mommy
makes them with love.
648
00:31:10,188 --> 00:31:12,219
Good save.
649
00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:13,710
Let's go.
650
00:31:16,252 --> 00:31:17,470
Susan?
651
00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:19,875
Look,
652
00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:22,856
I know you were surprised
to find M.J. here again today,
653
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:25,532
But I really was trying
to do you a favor.
654
00:31:25,601 --> 00:31:27,531
Well, I don't need you
to do me any favors.
655
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,783
What I need is for everyone
to just stick to the plan.
656
00:31:30,852 --> 00:31:32,782
Monday, Wednesday, Friday--
Mike watches his son.
657
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:35,831
He doesn't pawn him off
on his girlfriend.
658
00:31:37,526 --> 00:31:41,725
I had a really fun time.
659
00:31:59,409 --> 00:32:02,863
Big group coming in. It is
now officially Saturday night.
660
00:32:02,932 --> 00:32:04,591
Finally.
661
00:32:07,235 --> 00:32:08,927
Oh, great. They're kids.
662
00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:10,948
1 plate of spaghetti and
15 baskets of free bread.
663
00:32:10,949 --> 00:32:11,943
Stop being such a downer.
664
00:32:12,011 --> 00:32:14,245
We're finally making a go
of this place.
665
00:32:14,314 --> 00:32:16,956
All you want to do is complain.
666
00:32:17,025 --> 00:32:20,411
We're taking a break. N-not now.
- We just got a big party.
667
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,054
Good luck with that.
We're outta here.
668
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:29,151
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's going on here?
669
00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:32,641
Those kids go our school.
- And you know who that big guy is?
670
00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:35,622
Kevin McDermott. The guy
called me "Jesus" for a year
671
00:32:35,691 --> 00:32:37,247
'cause I wore sandals one day.
672
00:32:37,316 --> 00:32:40,703
If he sees me wearing this,
I'll never hear the end of it.
673
00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:43,311
Fine. Don't wear that apron. That's...
- No, I'm not waiting
674
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:46,123
on a kid who's gonna make fun
of me on Monday morning.
675
00:32:46,191 --> 00:32:48,083
It's humiliating enough
having to work here.
676
00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:48,630
Humiliating?
677
00:32:48,698 --> 00:32:51,170
Guys, easy.
- No, you're-- you're not humiliated
678
00:32:51,239 --> 00:32:53,169
when you use the money
that we make here
679
00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:56,150
to buy your clothes.
- Tom, it's fine. I'll take the table.
680
00:32:56,219 --> 00:32:58,454
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Your mother can't wait
681
00:32:58,523 --> 00:33:01,469
on this whole restaurant by herself.
- Well, then you do it.
682
00:33:01,537 --> 00:33:03,840
Porter, I'm your father
and your boss,
683
00:33:03,909 --> 00:33:08,312
and I'm telling you right now
to go take that table.
684
00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:11,157
Or what, you're gonna fire me?
Go for it.
685
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:15,832
You think this is a joke?
This is my life!
686
00:33:15,901 --> 00:33:18,678
Tom!
- You worry about being embarrassed?
687
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,877
I have put everything I
have into this restaurant!
688
00:33:20,878 --> 00:33:21,963
All right, that's enough!
689
00:33:22,032 --> 00:33:26,131
Let go of him! Let go of him!
Let go of him!
690
00:33:26,199 --> 00:33:28,366
Guys?
691
00:33:30,535 --> 00:33:34,429
I just sat a 12-top.
Who's taking it?
692
00:33:38,123 --> 00:33:39,680
I will.
693
00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:04,693
I started getting our accounts
in order.
694
00:34:04,762 --> 00:34:06,759
If we're gonna sell
this place,
695
00:34:06,828 --> 00:34:09,673
We should probably know exactly
how much it's worth.
696
00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:41,753
I think this can all wait
until morning.
697
00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:43,481
Don't you?
698
00:35:08,990 --> 00:35:11,394
Hey. I just booked us
into the Brunswick Inn
699
00:35:11,463 --> 00:35:13,392
For this weekend.
700
00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:14,646
Great.
701
00:35:14,715 --> 00:35:16,814
Prepare to be pampered!
702
00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:18,440
Oh, shoot.
703
00:35:18,509 --> 00:35:20,439
This weekend isn't gonna work.
704
00:35:20,507 --> 00:35:22,946
Mike really wants us
to do that camping trip
705
00:35:23,015 --> 00:35:24,945
that we've
been talking about.
706
00:35:25,013 --> 00:35:27,756
Camping? Have you met me?
707
00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:29,755
I figured
you were gonna say that.
708
00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,753
I just can't blow him off.
709
00:35:31,822 --> 00:35:34,632
This is the only weekend
that works for him.
710
00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:36,631
Then you're on your own.
711
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:40,086
Have fun wiping with leaves.
- Oh, Edie?
712
00:35:40,155 --> 00:35:43,441
Please don't tell Katherine
that you're not coming.
713
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,643
All right?
Mike really wants her there,
714
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:48,758
and if she hears that you're
not going, she won't either.
715
00:35:48,828 --> 00:35:50,927
Will you take me
716
00:35:50,995 --> 00:35:52,925
to the Brunswick Inn
next weekend?
717
00:35:52,994 --> 00:35:55,094
Yes.
718
00:35:55,163 --> 00:35:58,888
Then I won't say a word
to Katherine.
719
00:36:21,044 --> 00:36:23,549
Hey.
When did you two get here?
720
00:36:23,618 --> 00:36:25,243
Just a minute ago.
721
00:36:25,312 --> 00:36:27,242
They said they have
something personal
722
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:29,240
they want to talk to us about.
723
00:36:29,309 --> 00:36:31,916
Oh, really? What is it?
724
00:36:33,510 --> 00:36:35,304
We're pregnant.
725
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,251
Oh, wow.
726
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,419
Yay!
727
00:36:40,488 --> 00:36:42,621
I know. We are so happy.
728
00:36:42,690 --> 00:36:44,755
But that's not all.
729
00:36:47,365 --> 00:36:49,701
See, even though
730
00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:52,208
we've only known each other
for a short time,
731
00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,207
your friendship
has meant a lot to us,
732
00:36:54,275 --> 00:36:56,205
which is why Maria feels strongly
733
00:36:56,274 --> 00:37:00,270
that you should be
the baby's godparents.
734
00:37:00,339 --> 00:37:03,319
Do you hear that, Carlos?
735
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,521
Godparents.
736
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,622
Yay!
737
00:37:07,691 --> 00:37:10,095
You are such good people,
so kindhearted and decent,
738
00:37:10,163 --> 00:37:12,093
and that is
the kind of influence
739
00:37:12,162 --> 00:37:15,684
that we want in our baby's life.
740
00:37:15,753 --> 00:37:18,089
How could we say no?
741
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:21,307
Oh!
742
00:37:21,376 --> 00:37:23,712
Oh!
743
00:37:23,781 --> 00:37:26,592
Oh. I see you got your bracelet
after all.
744
00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,218
Oh, yeah.
745
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:32,283
Uh, but I'm not enjoying it
as much as I thought I would.
746
00:37:35,109 --> 00:37:36,109
Ok, watching a movie.
747
00:37:36,468 --> 00:37:38,298
You are one lucky boy.
748
00:37:39,161 --> 00:37:41,083
I'm gonna take
a quick shower.
749
00:37:41,152 --> 00:37:44,560
Try not to get any crumbs
on the couch.
750
00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:46,080
What's wrong?
751
00:37:46,148 --> 00:37:48,106
It's peanut butter,
no crusts--
752
00:37:48,174 --> 00:37:50,030
your favorite.
753
00:37:50,098 --> 00:37:51,920
I want a panini.
754
00:37:51,988 --> 00:37:55,296
I don't know
how to make paninis.
755
00:37:55,365 --> 00:37:57,287
It's just turkey and cheese.
756
00:37:57,356 --> 00:37:59,347
Do we have any provolone?
757
00:37:59,416 --> 00:38:04,005
No, we do not have
any provolone.
758
00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:06,369
Can we borrow some
from Katherine?
759
00:38:06,437 --> 00:38:09,035
Absolutely not.
760
00:38:09,104 --> 00:38:11,804
In this house, we do not eat
pretentious cheeses.
761
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,031
We eat
honest American peanut butter.
762
00:38:14,101 --> 00:38:16,259
Now watch your movie,
763
00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,961
and I'll be back in a minute.
764
00:38:26,591 --> 00:38:28,480
Will you make me a panini?
765
00:38:28,549 --> 00:38:31,316
Uh, well, sure, sweetie.
766
00:38:31,385 --> 00:38:33,477
Does your mommy know you're here?
767
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,540
Hey, sweetie.
How was your sandwich?
768
00:38:40,263 --> 00:38:41,646
M.J.?
769
00:38:41,715 --> 00:38:45,293
M.J., Honey, where are you?
770
00:38:45,361 --> 00:38:49,783
M.J., where are you?!
771
00:38:49,851 --> 00:38:53,259
M.J.!
772
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,040
M.J.!
773
00:39:08,924 --> 00:39:11,354
What is he doing here?
774
00:39:11,423 --> 00:39:13,683
He wanted panini,
said you knew.
775
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,552
M.J., go wait
outside on the porch.
776
00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:18,612
I need to talk to Katherine.
777
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:24,249
You can take the sandwich.
778
00:39:27,661 --> 00:39:30,326
Look, he showed up
on my doorstep.
779
00:39:30,395 --> 00:39:31,845
He seemed hungry.
780
00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:34,175
You think I don't feed my kid?
781
00:39:34,243 --> 00:39:37,584
Okay, well, maybe he just
wanted to come see me.
782
00:39:37,653 --> 00:39:40,285
Yeah, 'cause you make it
like Disneyland over here,
783
00:39:40,354 --> 00:39:42,581
with your paninis
and your blackjack.
784
00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:45,146
You're trying
to do everything you can
785
00:39:45,215 --> 00:39:48,686
to make him think that
you're the other mommy.
786
00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:49,129
What?
787
00:39:49,198 --> 00:39:51,627
You're trying to get your hooks
deeper into Mike
788
00:39:51,696 --> 00:39:53,587
by showing him how
much his son loves you.
789
00:39:53,588 --> 00:39:54,599
Susan, I am being nice
790
00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:56,962
to the child of the man I'm dating.
791
00:39:57,031 --> 00:40:00,709
How does that make me evil?
- No, not evil. Devious.
792
00:40:00,778 --> 00:40:03,410
Well, you know,
I hate to tell you,
793
00:40:03,478 --> 00:40:05,402
but your big plan is
not gonna work,
794
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:08,945
'cause from now on, M.J. is
either at my house or Mike's.
795
00:40:09,014 --> 00:40:12,423
He is no longer allowed to be here.
- Yeah, uh, that's gonna be tricky.
796
00:40:12,492 --> 00:40:15,732
Well, that's the way it's gonna
be, whether you like it or not.
797
00:40:15,801 --> 00:40:19,006
No, it's gonna be tricky
because Mike's moving in here.
798
00:40:19,074 --> 00:40:21,403
What?
799
00:40:21,471 --> 00:40:22,888
First of the month,
800
00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:25,893
he's giving up his place
and moving in with me.
801
00:40:25,961 --> 00:40:30,214
So M.J. is going to be
spending a lot of time here,
802
00:40:30,282 --> 00:40:32,645
whether you like it or not.
803
00:40:39,464 --> 00:40:41,388
Orson, I'm glad you're here.
804
00:40:41,457 --> 00:40:43,379
I was doing a recount
of the goblets
805
00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:45,371
for the Hopkins
wedding reception,
806
00:40:45,441 --> 00:40:47,364
and we're short by about 30...
- Oh.
807
00:40:47,432 --> 00:40:49,996
So I have to run over
to the supplier
808
00:40:50,065 --> 00:40:52,677
and pick up the rest.
Could you hold down the fort for me?
809
00:40:52,678 --> 00:40:53,474
Sure. No problem.
810
00:40:53,543 --> 00:40:53,854
Thanks.
811
00:40:53,855 --> 00:40:56,478
Hey, you know, Andrew? It
never would have occurred to me
812
00:40:56,546 --> 00:40:58,470
to do a recount of the goblets.
813
00:40:58,538 --> 00:40:59,989
Bree's lucky to have
814
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:03,298
someone as conscientious
as you working here.
815
00:41:03,366 --> 00:41:05,289
Wow.
Thank you, Orson.
816
00:41:05,358 --> 00:41:08,766
That--
that means a lot to me.
817
00:41:27,774 --> 00:41:31,891
It begins just after sunrise.
818
00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:34,052
After a good night's sleep,
819
00:41:34,121 --> 00:41:38,305
people leave their homes
to go to work.
820
00:41:38,374 --> 00:41:40,702
They do this
so they can provide
821
00:41:40,771 --> 00:41:44,651
a better life
for their families...
822
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,648
afford to buy nice things...
823
00:41:49,717 --> 00:41:53,665
and have a reason
to get up in the morning.
824
00:41:57,008 --> 00:42:00,079
And when their exhausting work
is done,
825
00:42:00,148 --> 00:42:02,611
people come back home again...
826
00:42:04,976 --> 00:42:07,912
and some
begin counting the days...
827
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:13,718
till their next vacation.
828
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:14,319
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