1 00:00:00,101 --> 00:00:01,978 Previously on "Desperate Housewives"... 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,416 John, you're a toy. You and me... no future. 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,013 Once some things are said... 4 00:00:06,037 --> 00:00:08,685 Remember what it was like to work a 60-hour week? 5 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,587 You can't take them back. 6 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,159 You are never going to get somebody who cares 7 00:00:12,183 --> 00:00:15,062 as much about finding dierdre as I do. 8 00:00:15,086 --> 00:00:16,123 You shot yourself? 9 00:00:16,147 --> 00:00:17,294 Pretty lame, huh? 10 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,626 The damage is already done. Mom! 11 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,128 You're not taking her away from me. 12 00:00:21,152 --> 00:00:22,269 Get out. 13 00:00:22,293 --> 00:00:24,531 Lynette: I needed you to see something. 14 00:00:24,555 --> 00:00:26,002 They said they stole it from Mike's garage. 15 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,696 Is that blood? 16 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,538 Mary Alice: Bree Van De Kamp believed 17 00:00:31,562 --> 00:00:34,781 in old-fashioned values. 18 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:38,085 Things like respect for god... 19 00:00:38,109 --> 00:00:41,718 The importance of family... 20 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:46,493 And love of country. 21 00:00:46,517 --> 00:00:51,058 In fact, Bree believed so strongly in her values, 22 00:00:51,082 --> 00:00:54,631 it was always a shock whenever she was confronted 23 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:58,635 with those who didn't. 24 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,267 It's not mine. 25 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,139 You promised the cheating had stopped, Rex. 26 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,340 You promised. 27 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,147 Could we not yell at each other? 28 00:01:05,171 --> 00:01:06,773 I'm feeling really lousy today. 29 00:01:06,797 --> 00:01:08,044 I want you out of the house! 30 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,416 Bree, look at me. 31 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,578 It's not mine. 32 00:01:11,602 --> 00:01:13,150 Well, then, whose is it? 33 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,752 It just didn't magically appear in my laundry basket. 34 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,154 Well, I'm not the only guy in this house 35 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:18,348 that uses that hamper. 36 00:01:21,112 --> 00:01:22,089 No. 37 00:01:22,113 --> 00:01:23,090 Sorry. 38 00:01:23,114 --> 00:01:24,597 Andrew is still a child. 39 00:01:24,621 --> 00:01:26,463 He's 16. It's not unheard of. 40 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,365 Honey, you have to talk to him. 41 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,566 And tell him what? 42 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,268 Tell him that we found his condom, 43 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,270 and that he is forbidden from, you know... 44 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,702 I can absolutely tell him that we think he's too young, 45 00:01:35,726 --> 00:01:37,404 but I don't think it's going to do any good. 46 00:01:37,428 --> 00:01:39,846 Well, then, the least we can do is go search his room, 47 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:42,109 and if we find any more of these, we'll confiscate them. 48 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,211 And that will accomplish what? 49 00:01:44,235 --> 00:01:45,812 Well, if we take away his condoms, maybe... 50 00:01:45,836 --> 00:01:48,685 He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis, 51 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,317 he'd still try to have sex. 52 00:01:50,341 --> 00:01:52,419 Well, we can't put it back in his room. 53 00:01:52,443 --> 00:01:54,090 I mean, that would be 54 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,631 like we're condoning him having premarital sex. 55 00:01:56,655 --> 00:01:59,617 Bree, let me put this another way. 56 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:04,502 Do you want to become a grandmother? 57 00:02:07,758 --> 00:02:14,381 Yes, Bree believed in old-fashioned values. 58 00:02:14,405 --> 00:02:18,285 But she also believed... 59 00:02:18,309 --> 00:02:21,248 It was better to be safe 60 00:02:21,272 --> 00:02:23,142 than sorry. 61 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,367 Mary Alice: Each new morning in suburbia brings with it 62 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:13,300 a new set of lies. 63 00:03:13,324 --> 00:03:16,273 Little white lies, told not to hurt... 64 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:19,346 Morning, Mrs. Petchel. You look lovely today. 65 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:22,309 But to make life more pleasant. 66 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,712 They tell these lies to protect themselves 67 00:03:25,736 --> 00:03:28,184 and their reputations. 68 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,187 Oh, for god's sake. This is unbelievable. 69 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,360 That's the last time I do my banking online. 70 00:03:33,384 --> 00:03:34,894 Ha ha ha. 71 00:03:37,388 --> 00:03:40,397 Of course, every now and then, the day arrives 72 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:44,571 when someone finally decides to tell the truth. 73 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:45,702 He was shot? 74 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,404 How could you not tell us about this? 75 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:51,738 He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident. 76 00:03:51,762 --> 00:03:54,886 Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen. 77 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:56,843 We know that you want to trust Mike, 78 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:59,946 but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage. 79 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:02,489 Now, did he? We don't know that for sure. 80 00:04:02,513 --> 00:04:03,950 All we know 81 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:05,757 is that Lynette's kids turned up with it. 82 00:04:05,781 --> 00:04:08,355 So what are you saying, that the twins murdered Martha? 83 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:10,257 Well, I wouldn't put it past them. 84 00:04:10,281 --> 00:04:12,259 I'm saying that that is about as likely 85 00:04:12,283 --> 00:04:14,230 as Mike having done it. 86 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,232 He's a good guy. I know him. 87 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,606 I mean, he's... he's Mike. 88 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:21,368 Honestly, I don't think Mike did it, either, 89 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,009 but if we don't call, 90 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:25,312 we're guilty of withholding evidence. 91 00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:26,843 Well, you know what? If he is innocent, 92 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,646 this should be a simple matter to clear up. 93 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:33,640 But we will do whatever you want us to do. 94 00:04:38,809 --> 00:04:41,688 Okay, call. 95 00:04:41,712 --> 00:04:43,390 So shall I just dial 911? 96 00:04:43,414 --> 00:04:46,262 Well, it's not really an emergency. There was a murder. 97 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,664 Well, not recently, and I prefer not to tie up the line. 98 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,737 Will you just call? 99 00:04:58,469 --> 00:04:59,746 Hey. 100 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:02,309 My mom will be home any minute. 101 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:04,050 She'll freak if she sees you here. 102 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:05,921 Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. 103 00:05:05,945 --> 00:05:07,414 I'm having a party. 104 00:05:07,438 --> 00:05:11,658 You know she doesn't want us to see each other. 105 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:14,491 Well, you got to come. 106 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,293 I... you're the reason I'm doing this. 107 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,427 I'll try to talk to my mom, okay? 108 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:22,421 But you really got to go. 109 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:31,638 Hey, Mrs. Solis. 110 00:05:31,662 --> 00:05:33,440 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 111 00:05:33,464 --> 00:05:36,343 Yeah, I'm Justin... John's roommate. 112 00:05:36,367 --> 00:05:38,345 Been waiting forever for you to show up. 113 00:05:38,369 --> 00:05:39,686 Really? Why? 114 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:41,348 I want to do you a favor. 115 00:05:41,372 --> 00:05:43,590 What kind of favor? 116 00:05:43,614 --> 00:05:45,021 Well, John says that 117 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,994 you can't exactly afford a gardener right now, 118 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:50,397 and I told him I'd be happy to do it... 119 00:05:50,421 --> 00:05:52,359 For free. 120 00:05:52,383 --> 00:05:55,402 You want to mow my lawn for free. 121 00:05:55,426 --> 00:05:58,034 Mow your lawn, water your flowers, 122 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,558 trim your bushes. 123 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,770 I could do everything John did for you. 124 00:06:03,794 --> 00:06:07,474 That's very generous of you, but I don't think so. 125 00:06:07,498 --> 00:06:09,476 Why? 126 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,347 Because my husband is home quite a lot these days. 127 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,588 If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it. 128 00:06:14,612 --> 00:06:17,924 Well, this is a very beautiful yard. 129 00:06:17,948 --> 00:06:20,587 I'm sure it could use a little extra attention. 130 00:06:20,611 --> 00:06:24,391 I'm flattered, but no, thank you. 131 00:06:24,415 --> 00:06:27,934 Mrs. Solis, please. 132 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:32,038 Did I mention why my husband's home a lot? 133 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:33,640 He's under house arrest. 134 00:06:33,664 --> 00:06:35,972 Oh? 135 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,074 He has a lot of anger toward the government right now, 136 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,668 and he's just dying to find someone to take it out on. 137 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:53,560 Hey, guys? 138 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:56,471 This isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside? 139 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:58,747 Hi, honey. How was your day? 140 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,170 I didn't get the v.P. Gig. 141 00:07:04,194 --> 00:07:07,734 Oh, Tom, I am so sorry. 142 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:09,405 It just doesn't make any sense to me. 143 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,508 I mean, I'm Peterson's go-to guy, 144 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,879 so how does Tim duggan, 145 00:07:12,903 --> 00:07:14,886 the biggest blowhard in the office, 146 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:16,983 get promoted to vice president over me? 147 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:19,085 I thought you liked Tim duggan. 148 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:20,487 I do. I just... 149 00:07:20,511 --> 00:07:21,818 I don't know. I just... 150 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,419 I really wanted that promotion. 151 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,921 I'm so sorry. 152 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:29,195 Hey, boys, can you please take the Stanley cup finals outside? 153 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:33,830 Well, did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job? 154 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,907 I have worked at that firm for 8 1/2 years. 155 00:07:35,931 --> 00:07:37,664 Duggan's been there for less than two. 156 00:07:37,688 --> 00:07:39,035 I am not going to beg. 157 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,737 I'm not saying to beg. 158 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,909 You just have to step up from time to time. 159 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:44,750 You have to see your opportunity and take it. 160 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,743 Nobody respects a shrinking Violet. 161 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:50,216 There is more than one, you know, leadership style. 162 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,119 Mine is quiet, but effective. 163 00:07:53,143 --> 00:07:56,483 Take that racket outside! 164 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:01,479 Well, whatever works for you. 165 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:06,833 Mike: Susan. 166 00:08:06,857 --> 00:08:09,035 Hey, sexy. Where you been? 167 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:10,937 I called you twice. You avoiding me? 168 00:08:10,961 --> 00:08:13,169 Don't be silly. Why would I do that? 169 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,050 No, I've just been really busy grocery shopping. 170 00:08:16,074 --> 00:08:18,966 For two days? Must be pretty well stocked. 171 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:25,621 How about dinner tonight? 172 00:08:25,645 --> 00:08:27,614 Uh... 173 00:08:27,638 --> 00:08:30,517 Dinner tonight? Um... 174 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:31,911 You okay? 175 00:08:34,545 --> 00:08:36,745 Can you hold these a sec? 176 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:41,150 Up against the car! 177 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:47,103 You have the right to remain silent. 178 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,905 Anything you do say can be used against you 179 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,206 in a court of law. 180 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,138 You have the right to consult an attorney. 181 00:08:52,162 --> 00:08:53,640 If you cannot afford an attorney, 182 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:55,644 one will be appointed to you. 183 00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:02,619 So get this... 184 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,926 Zach young's throwing a pool party Saturday night. 185 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:07,053 He sent out a bunch of formal invitations, 186 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:09,095 complete with fancy lettering. 187 00:09:09,119 --> 00:09:11,658 I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with after-shave. 188 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:14,701 What is wrong with nice invitations? 189 00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:16,302 Andrew: Mom, it's a pool party. 190 00:09:16,326 --> 00:09:18,234 Why couldn't he have just passed out flyers in the quad? 191 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,167 'Cause he's genetically incapable of being cool? 192 00:09:21,191 --> 00:09:22,739 So, uh, are you going? 193 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,841 Mm, maybe. 194 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,814 I mean, um, Lisa and Justin... 195 00:09:27,838 --> 00:09:30,677 Some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim. 196 00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:31,978 We can always bail 197 00:09:32,002 --> 00:09:33,680 if it's as lame as we think it's going to be. 198 00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:36,791 Oh, is, um, Lisa your friend with the pierced navel? 199 00:09:36,815 --> 00:09:38,324 Yeah. 200 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:40,657 You've been spending a lot of time together lately, 201 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,858 haven't you? 202 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,730 I guess. 203 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,592 Oh, uh, Andrew, 204 00:09:45,616 --> 00:09:48,586 I'm going to want you home by 11:00 on Saturday. 205 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,237 11:00? 206 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:53,139 Mom, it's not even a school night. 207 00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:56,172 Bree, a curfew isn't going to do any good. 208 00:09:56,196 --> 00:10:00,747 You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility, 209 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:02,071 but I cannot. 210 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,783 What... what's going on here? 211 00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:12,218 Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room? 212 00:10:12,242 --> 00:10:13,990 As a matter of fact, it does, 213 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,228 and just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, 214 00:10:17,252 --> 00:10:18,364 you will marry her. 215 00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:19,696 Ha ha. 216 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,969 Andrew, this is not funny. 217 00:10:22,993 --> 00:10:25,832 Mom, trust me... This is very funny, 218 00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:29,196 mostly because the condom wasn't mine. 219 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,769 You suck, you know that? 220 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,634 So obviously, we need to talk. 221 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,267 I'm still a virgin, if that's what you want to know. 222 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:02,839 Well, good. 223 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,941 But why on earth would you need a condom? 224 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,272 Because I'm planning on having sex, 225 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:07,744 and I don't want to get pregnant. 226 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,847 Danielle, you are president of the abstinence club. 227 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,880 I wasn't planning on running for a second term. 228 00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:16,031 Well, who are you planning on having sex with? 229 00:11:16,055 --> 00:11:17,653 John. 230 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,686 John rowland? I thought you broke up with him. 231 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:21,087 No, he broke up with me, 232 00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:22,959 and you want to know why? Because I wouldn't do it. 233 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,336 Well, if that's the type of boy he is, then good riddance. 234 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,994 Mom, every boy at my school is that type of boy. 235 00:11:28,018 --> 00:11:29,936 Besides... 236 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,168 It's different with John. 237 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,940 I love him. 238 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:37,043 Oh, sweetheart, 239 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:39,175 just because you give a boy sex 240 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,677 doesn't mean you'll get love in return. 241 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,180 So maybe I'm being stupid. 242 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,953 What's the big deal? It's just sex. 243 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:50,717 Honey, I am looking out for your happiness. 244 00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:52,759 Now, I understand what it's like to be young 245 00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:54,690 and feel urges, 246 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,023 but I waited until I got married, 247 00:11:57,047 --> 00:12:00,426 as did your father, and it was so much better. 248 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,830 But daddy ended up cheating on you. 249 00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:04,831 Yes, well... 250 00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:06,472 And ever since he moved back in, 251 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:07,934 you've been miserable. 252 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,105 Why would you say that? 253 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,037 The walls between our bedrooms are paper-thin. 254 00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:12,739 I hear more stuff than I probably should. 255 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:15,812 Oh. 256 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,413 Look, mom, I love you a lot, 257 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,445 but you really are the last person 258 00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:23,909 to ever give anyone advice about sex and happiness. 259 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,226 Have you seen these? 260 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,858 Five more past due notices. 261 00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:33,199 Don't worry. I'm handling it. 262 00:12:33,223 --> 00:12:35,036 How? How are you handling this? 263 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,903 Can I please finish my sandwich? 264 00:12:36,927 --> 00:12:38,835 Have you seen our checking account lately? 265 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,336 We're broke. 266 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,338 And then we have the mortgage payment coming up, 267 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,846 we have property taxes... Gabby, it's going to be okay. 268 00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:46,813 No, it's not. We are seriously screwed, 269 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:48,815 and I am freaking out that you're not freaking out. 270 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:51,247 Look, things will turn around. 271 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,979 When? I don't know when. 272 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,790 But we're lucky people, and we'll be lucky again. 273 00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:58,855 What is that? 274 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,426 It's the lawnmower. 275 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:03,880 We got a new gardener today. 276 00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:07,493 It's not going to cost us a cent. 277 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,796 The kid's a friend of John's. Carlos... 278 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,899 And he said that he'd do the lawn for free. 279 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:14,901 Can you believe it? 280 00:13:14,925 --> 00:13:16,965 We are lucky people. 281 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,916 Yeah, duggan! You're up, baby! 282 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,917 You got it! 283 00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:31,918 Yeah, duggan! 284 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:33,119 Go, man! 285 00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:35,091 All right! Hey, guys, good to see you again. 286 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,092 Ha ha ha. 287 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,363 Hi. 288 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:41,067 Don't look so glum. You're going to get a hit. 289 00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:42,398 Oh, it's not that. 290 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,500 This is my "hating Tim duggan" look. 291 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,534 Oh. 292 00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:48,935 Oh! Duggan connects. 293 00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:54,580 Look at the job-stealing bastard run. 294 00:13:54,604 --> 00:13:57,088 Duggan is really showing some of that glory-hounding, 295 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,916 ass-kissing hustle that he is so well-known for. 296 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,919 I forgot how much fun you are when you're bitter. 297 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,926 Oh, look, he's stretching for extra bases, 298 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:07,453 just like he stretched for extra territory 299 00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:10,317 screwing over unsung utility player Tom Scavo. 300 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,501 Ooh! Down goes duggan! Duggan goes down! 301 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,233 That's gotta hurt. 302 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,365 Well, the glory hound is tagged out, 303 00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:21,037 and, well, he's going to have to deal 304 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,469 with some tough dirt stains, that Tim duggan. 305 00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:26,142 Tom... 306 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,866 Oh, no, look, I'm sure he's just grandstanding. 307 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:34,350 Oh, my god. 308 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,214 Holy crap. 309 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,158 It's only a pool party. Everyone's going to be there. 310 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,589 I said no. 311 00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:45,261 What are you going to do, 312 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,263 keep a boy-free zone around me until I'm 18? 313 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,895 You can see boys in a couple years, 314 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:50,436 just not that boy. 315 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,038 Why do you hate Zach? 316 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:54,140 I don't hate Zach. 317 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:56,602 I just think he's sort of crazy. 318 00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,604 Mom, I've heard people call you sort of crazy. 319 00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:02,148 Well, I'm adorable crazy, and he's rampage crazy. 320 00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:06,913 Susan Mayer? 321 00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:07,914 Yeah. 322 00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:09,415 I'm detective copeland. 323 00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:11,958 I'm investigating the murder of Martha Huber. 324 00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:14,890 I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino. 325 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,467 Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino 326 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,164 on the 7th of last month? 327 00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:21,197 Is the 7th important? 328 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,568 Well, we believe it was the night 329 00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:24,100 that Martha Huber was murdered. 330 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,237 She was last seen 331 00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:26,902 at the grocery store around 9:00, 332 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,004 and then she didn't show up 333 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,006 for a dentist appointment the next morning. 334 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,137 What day was that? 335 00:15:31,161 --> 00:15:32,638 It was a sunday. 336 00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:33,940 Oh. Ha ha. 337 00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:35,281 Oh, my god, yes. 338 00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:36,642 Yes, yes. 339 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,015 Yes, I-I was with Mike that night. 340 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,316 You're sure. Yes, I was. 341 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,488 Yep, it was a big night for us relationship-wise. 342 00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,450 It was the first time that we... 343 00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:46,652 The first time you... 344 00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:48,224 Did it. 345 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,655 The first time they did it. 346 00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:51,327 Julie! Well, it was. 347 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,229 How did you know? I'm not clueless. 348 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,410 I found men's boxers in the clothes hamper. 349 00:15:55,434 --> 00:15:57,463 Oh, don't write that down. 350 00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:59,535 Oh, but this is good. You can let Mike go. 351 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,067 He's innocent. 352 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:03,409 Well, assuming everything you're telling me is true. 353 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,571 It's true. The next morning, 354 00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:08,965 she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts. 355 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,400 Seriously. Little hearts. 356 00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,457 Oh, god. 357 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,959 Justin, what are you doing up here? 358 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,592 Uh, I finished the hedges. 359 00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:29,395 Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done? 360 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:30,997 I don't know. He's not here. 361 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:32,468 He had a meeting with his lawyer. 362 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,141 So I guess that means we're all alone. 363 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,972 No, that means I'm all alone. 364 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,274 You're leaving. 365 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,675 I'm not in a hurry. 366 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,607 Come on, maybe we could hang out for a little while. 367 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:43,279 I don't think so. 368 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,750 Come on. 369 00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:47,491 If you just got to know me, you'd see I can be lots of fun. 370 00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:50,116 All my friends say so. 371 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,018 Well, I'm not interested in becoming one of your friends. 372 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,589 Get out of my bedroom. 373 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,992 Come on, Mrs. Solis, be nice. 374 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,086 Aah! 375 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,269 You shouldn't have done that. 376 00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:05,531 Do you know how easy it would be 377 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:07,403 for me to call my husband and tell him 378 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,434 what you just tried to do? 379 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,176 Not easy as it'll be 380 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,079 for me to tell him what happened between you and John. 381 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,381 I-I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis, 382 00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:18,684 but you're going to have to be nice to me... 383 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,338 At least once. 384 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,108 Mike! 385 00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,140 Mike! 386 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,441 Are you okay? 387 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,473 Uh, yeah, yeah. I'm a little bit embarrassed. 388 00:17:47,497 --> 00:17:50,146 I must be the talk of the neighborhood. 389 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,378 No. Not really, no. 390 00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:54,220 So guess what... 391 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:55,821 I'm your alibi. 392 00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:57,453 I told the police that we were... 393 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,826 Together the night that Mrs. Huber was killed 394 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:04,190 and that I could never forget that night. 395 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,371 So you don't think I killed Mrs. Huber. 396 00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:09,365 No. No, of course not. 397 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,237 I could never think you killed anybody, 398 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:14,170 even if I wasn't your alibi, which I am. 399 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,242 Okay, I'm, um... 400 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:18,344 I'm going to go take a shower. 401 00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,206 Jail's kind of gross. 402 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,178 I'll call you later, okay? 403 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,679 Sure. When? 404 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,811 Ha ha. 405 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:27,113 Later. 406 00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:29,255 All right, I've just got some stuff 407 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,817 I got to take care of, okay? 408 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:34,260 Okay. 409 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,562 Mrs. Van De Kamp. 410 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,224 Hello, John. 411 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,266 I'm sorry to drop by on you unannounced. 412 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,697 Do you have a moment? 413 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,821 Sure. 414 00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:47,173 So... 415 00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:48,604 What can I do for you? 416 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,206 Well, I'll tell you. 417 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,107 My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity, 418 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,280 and I would consider it a personal favor 419 00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:56,174 if you wouldn't take it. 420 00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,219 Hey. Hey. 421 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,251 So what's the word on Tim? 422 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:07,353 He came through the triple bypass 423 00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:09,325 with flying colors. 424 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,157 Ah, thank god. 425 00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,858 Of course, it's not all coming up roses. 426 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:14,860 He's not going to be able to come back to work for... 427 00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:16,802 4, 4 1/2 months. 428 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,186 Oh. 429 00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:21,867 What? 430 00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:23,909 The company still needs to expand, so I figure, 431 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,812 they need a fit, heart-smart guy like me 432 00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:29,215 to step up, take the ball. 433 00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:30,676 You're going after Tim duggan's promotion? 434 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,179 No. I already got it. 435 00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:34,320 You should have seen me. 436 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,161 I walked straight into Peterson's office, 437 00:19:36,185 --> 00:19:37,423 and I told him 438 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,455 that he would be a fool to hold duggan's promotion. 439 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,556 Ha ha. 440 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,288 You called your boss a fool? 441 00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:43,589 I did. 442 00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:45,496 That was risky in retrospect, 443 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,533 but you know what? Still, he gave me the job. 444 00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,195 Oh, my god! That's great. 445 00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:50,296 Honey, it's me. 446 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,897 I'm the man, I've got the whole west coast... 447 00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:53,469 Oh, my... what? 448 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,271 What? The whole west coast? 449 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,343 I thought you were going after an in-house position. 450 00:19:57,367 --> 00:20:00,175 No, no, no. I'm setting up new offices from Seattle to L.A. 451 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,807 I-I told you that. 452 00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:04,810 No. 453 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,253 No, you didn't. 454 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:09,215 Okay. 455 00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:11,417 Well, so it's going to be a little bit more travel, but... 456 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:12,618 More travel? 457 00:20:12,642 --> 00:20:14,860 Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is, 458 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:17,601 and now you're going to have, what, twice the workload? 459 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,895 Honey, please, don't ruin this. 460 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,298 I'm sorry, but you should have consulted with me. 461 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,199 I did. You told me to stop being a shrinking Violet 462 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,271 and to step up. 463 00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:29,204 I thought this was an in-house position. 464 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,876 Okay, I'm going to go shower. 465 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,778 Look, wait, wait. 466 00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:34,580 I know what this means to you. 467 00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:36,342 No, you don't. 468 00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:37,813 No, you don't. I am 41 years old. 469 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,615 If I don't make vice president now, 470 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,687 it's never going to happen. 471 00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:44,590 This is my career. It's... it's important to me. 472 00:20:44,614 --> 00:20:48,554 So was mine, but I'm here, aren't I? 473 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:54,751 I'm going to take the job. 474 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,968 She said that you broke up with her 475 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,840 because she refused to have sex. 476 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,573 Wow. Um... 477 00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,244 Okay, here's the deal... 478 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,317 I said that, but it was just an excuse. 479 00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:13,949 I mean, the truth is... 480 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,721 I wasn't that into her. 481 00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,953 Really? 482 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,356 And she was always so proud of never having done it, 483 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,558 I figured, hey, this is my way out. 484 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:26,862 Well, she feels very passionately about you. 485 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,995 Well, don't get me wrong. She's nice. 486 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:31,967 The truth is... 487 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,399 There's someone else. 488 00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:34,800 Oh. 489 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:37,373 Are you going steady? 490 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,305 Not exactly. 491 00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:41,877 We were seeing each other pretty regularly, 492 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,480 but this other lady... girl... 493 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,412 She sort of dumped me. 494 00:21:46,436 --> 00:21:48,654 Oh, I see. 495 00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:51,617 Well, look, I'll talk to Danielle, 496 00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:54,690 and don't worry... 497 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,327 I'll let her down gently. 498 00:21:56,351 --> 00:21:58,894 Um, actually, I would prefer if you didn't. 499 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,388 Huh? 500 00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:06,332 I know my daughter. She's very determined, 501 00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:07,973 and unless you're really firm with her, 502 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:10,506 she's going to continue to think that there's hope. 503 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,738 Okay. I'll be firm. 504 00:22:12,762 --> 00:22:14,432 Better still... 505 00:22:15,705 --> 00:22:17,635 Be brutal. 506 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:34,099 Decided to indulge your sweet tooth, huh? 507 00:22:34,123 --> 00:22:36,402 I'll be dead inside a year. 508 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,063 I got bigger things to worry about 509 00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,505 than my waistline. 510 00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:41,507 So... 511 00:22:41,531 --> 00:22:43,008 Who's the woman they think you killed? 512 00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:46,542 Martha Huber, local busybody. 513 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,414 I thought her murder was random. 514 00:22:48,438 --> 00:22:50,646 Nothing random about her jewelry ending up in your garage. 515 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,878 Did you kill her? 516 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:54,620 No. 517 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:56,757 Whoever set me up did a good job, though. 518 00:22:56,781 --> 00:22:58,484 The cops are all over me. 519 00:22:58,508 --> 00:23:00,025 You're getting close to something. 520 00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:02,357 Well, if I am close, I don't see it. 521 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,060 What I'm saying is people leave trails. 522 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,768 One of those trails will lead to dierdre. 523 00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,895 Whoever set you up must know that. 524 00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,537 Yeah. Well, maybe. 525 00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:13,699 But I won't be much good to you locked up. 526 00:23:13,723 --> 00:23:16,001 I'm rich, Mike. 527 00:23:16,025 --> 00:23:18,103 One of the best things about being rich 528 00:23:18,127 --> 00:23:19,945 is the security of knowing 529 00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:21,869 you can buy your way out of any problem. 530 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:27,082 I'm not taking my money to the grave. 531 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:30,506 I'm going to use it to save your ass. 532 00:23:40,089 --> 00:23:41,166 Mrs. Solis. 533 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:42,498 Hello, Justin. 534 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,129 Hey. What are you doing here? 535 00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:46,572 I am here to talk to your roommate. 536 00:23:46,596 --> 00:23:47,973 John? 537 00:23:47,997 --> 00:23:50,405 I-I didn't think you guys talked anymore. 538 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,478 Well, now we have something to talk about... 539 00:23:52,502 --> 00:23:53,779 You. 540 00:23:53,803 --> 00:23:55,441 Me. 541 00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:56,912 Yes. I'm going to tell him how you're trying 542 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,714 to blackmail me into sleeping with you. 543 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,185 I wonder how he'll react. 544 00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,416 Mrs. Solis... 545 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,048 You think he'll get violent? 546 00:24:03,072 --> 00:24:07,192 You can't talk to John about that. 547 00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:08,423 Oh, I can, 548 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,647 and I will, you little worthless piece of crap. 549 00:24:13,222 --> 00:24:17,533 Listen, Mrs. Solis, I'm sorry. 550 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,705 I'm sorry. I didn't want to blackmail you. 551 00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:21,537 Then why did you? 552 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,839 I really needed to sleep with you. 553 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:24,840 Why? 554 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,144 Because... 555 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,017 I think I might be gay. 556 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:35,521 Oh. 557 00:24:35,545 --> 00:24:37,553 Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 558 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:38,554 Hey! 559 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:39,555 Dad! Daddy! 560 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,456 Dad! 561 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,058 How you doing, guys? What's up? 562 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,459 Oh, we went out for burgers, 563 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,940 and the boys knew you wouldn't be home 564 00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:48,093 till after, um, bedtime, 565 00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:51,637 and so we decided to pop in and visit the new v.P. 566 00:24:51,661 --> 00:24:53,499 Yeah, well, check it out. 567 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,750 I finally got an office with a window. 568 00:24:55,774 --> 00:24:57,995 Yeah, it's all about the window. 569 00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:01,647 Hey, guys. 570 00:25:01,671 --> 00:25:03,008 Hey, who wants chair rides? 571 00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:04,479 Me! Me! Me! 572 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,720 Come on, out this way. Here we go. 573 00:25:05,744 --> 00:25:06,982 Whoo-hoo! 574 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,554 Here we go, guys. Ready? 575 00:25:08,578 --> 00:25:09,685 Grraah! 576 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,056 Yeah, daddy! 577 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,058 Now hold on! Try to hold on! 578 00:25:13,082 --> 00:25:14,660 Ha ha. 579 00:25:14,684 --> 00:25:16,671 Checking out the new executive digs? 580 00:25:16,695 --> 00:25:18,163 Oh. 581 00:25:18,187 --> 00:25:20,187 You know it. 582 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,571 Can I tell you a little secret? 583 00:25:25,595 --> 00:25:27,603 Sure. 584 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:29,957 Dan wanted to hold the promotion over for Tim duggan. 585 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,979 And I'm the one that convinced him 586 00:25:34,003 --> 00:25:35,581 to give it to Tom. 587 00:25:35,605 --> 00:25:36,582 Really? 588 00:25:36,606 --> 00:25:37,713 Uh-huh. 589 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,885 Tom is such a workhorse, 590 00:25:39,909 --> 00:25:42,718 and he wanted it so badly. 591 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:46,251 Yeah, he certainly did. 592 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:49,524 What is wrong? Aren't you happy about this promotion? 593 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:53,629 Mary Alice: Lynette realized it was in her best interest 594 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:56,201 to lie to the boss's wife... 595 00:25:56,225 --> 00:26:00,606 Well, it's great, obviously. 596 00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:02,237 Thank you. 597 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:05,641 Provided she wasn't too convincing. 598 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:06,712 Of course, 599 00:26:06,736 --> 00:26:10,545 I mean, I will miss him, 600 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,848 being gone all the time. 601 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,549 He'll be bringing in more money, 602 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,683 but he is going to miss the birthdays, 603 00:26:17,707 --> 00:26:19,324 baseball games, 604 00:26:19,348 --> 00:26:21,226 first steps... 605 00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:22,858 But that's the trade-off. 606 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,089 Right? 607 00:26:24,113 --> 00:26:25,691 I just hope one day, 608 00:26:25,715 --> 00:26:30,585 Tom doesn't look back and regret being gone so much. 609 00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:35,779 Well, I better get out there before they break something. 610 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,943 Of course. I will see you soon. 611 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,097 Okay. 612 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:51,286 So have you been acting on these feelings? 613 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,789 I got a buddy. We get together, 614 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,991 we mess around. 615 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,923 But it's no big deal. 616 00:26:57,947 --> 00:27:01,066 It's just lately, I've been starting to, like, 617 00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:03,629 care about him, and I don't know how to handle it. 618 00:27:03,653 --> 00:27:05,370 Wow. 619 00:27:05,394 --> 00:27:07,881 Yeah, and I thought if I sleep with somebody like you, 620 00:27:07,905 --> 00:27:09,835 I'll know for sure, 621 00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:13,238 and I can stop freaking out about this. 622 00:27:13,262 --> 00:27:15,786 Yeah, but why me? You're a good-looking kid. 623 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:18,043 Why don't you test-drive someone your own age? 624 00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:19,314 Girls talk. 625 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:21,186 If I start something with somebody 626 00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:23,649 and it doesn't... 627 00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:24,990 Work out, 628 00:27:25,014 --> 00:27:26,927 everybody at school will find out. 629 00:27:26,951 --> 00:27:28,724 And I figured I could trust you, 630 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,696 'cause you have a husband and all. 631 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,700 Well, I guess that makes sense, in a... 632 00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:38,764 Weird sort of way. 633 00:27:38,788 --> 00:27:41,406 You know, my buddy and I, we've been messing around 634 00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:43,909 for quite a while, and... 635 00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:46,942 This whole time, I just kept telling myself 636 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:52,778 that it didn't really mean anything, you know? 637 00:27:52,802 --> 00:27:55,180 I guess I've just been kidding myself, huh? 638 00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:58,214 We're all in denial about something. 639 00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,288 But you're finally facing the truth, 640 00:28:03,312 --> 00:28:05,761 and I think that's sort of brave. 641 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,863 Thanks. 642 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,857 I should probably go. 643 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,401 Uh, just so you know, 644 00:28:16,425 --> 00:28:19,174 I never would have told Mr. Solis about you and John. 645 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:23,368 I may be gay, but I'm not a jerk. 646 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:40,888 Did you feel anything? 647 00:28:43,753 --> 00:28:45,731 Not really. 648 00:28:45,755 --> 00:28:48,755 You're definitely gay. 649 00:29:00,770 --> 00:29:02,717 Hi. 650 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,719 Hi. I'm sorry to bother you at night, Ms. Mayer, 651 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,827 but I was hoping that maybe you could 652 00:29:06,851 --> 00:29:08,493 come down to the station with me, 653 00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:10,495 just answer a few more questions. 654 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:12,127 Now? Well, i-I'm sorry. 655 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,459 My... my daughter and I were going to go see a movie tonight. 656 00:29:14,483 --> 00:29:16,361 Mom... 657 00:29:16,385 --> 00:29:18,904 We can do it another night. I'll be fine. 658 00:29:18,928 --> 00:29:20,836 Uh... 659 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,908 Let me get my purse. Great. 660 00:29:22,932 --> 00:29:24,069 Are you sure? 661 00:29:24,093 --> 00:29:25,070 Yeah. 662 00:29:25,094 --> 00:29:26,772 Well, I'm sure I won't be late. 663 00:29:26,796 --> 00:29:27,773 Okay. Bye. 664 00:29:27,797 --> 00:29:28,797 Bye. 665 00:29:40,049 --> 00:29:41,927 Ahem. 666 00:29:41,951 --> 00:29:43,889 You said that Mike came to your house 667 00:29:43,913 --> 00:29:47,232 around 10:00 P.M. on the night of the 7th. 668 00:29:47,256 --> 00:29:48,293 Um... 669 00:29:48,317 --> 00:29:50,896 Am I supposed to talk into the camera or... 670 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,437 No, no. Just... just talk to me. 671 00:29:52,461 --> 00:29:55,801 Okay. Uh, yes. 672 00:29:55,825 --> 00:29:57,502 He came over around 10:00. 673 00:29:57,526 --> 00:30:01,907 Do you know of any tension between Mike and Martha Huber? 674 00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:03,508 No. 675 00:30:03,532 --> 00:30:05,780 Were you aware that Mike was shot recently? 676 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,913 Yes. 677 00:30:07,937 --> 00:30:09,314 On Valentine's day. 678 00:30:09,338 --> 00:30:11,556 And do you know how that came about? 679 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:14,359 He dropped his gun cleaning it. 680 00:30:14,383 --> 00:30:15,821 Ms. Mayer, with all due respect, 681 00:30:15,845 --> 00:30:17,122 I've been working around guns for years. 682 00:30:17,146 --> 00:30:19,965 I've never seen one discharge when it hits the ground. 683 00:30:19,989 --> 00:30:21,967 Someone has to pull the trigger. 684 00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:24,970 Well, I wouldn't know about that. 685 00:30:24,994 --> 00:30:27,077 Were you aware there was a home invasion 686 00:30:27,101 --> 00:30:28,904 three blocks from you on pine Avenue 687 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,805 day before Valentine's? No. 688 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,908 The intruder was shot in the stomach. 689 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,362 Where was Mike's wound? 690 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,365 The stomach. 691 00:30:45,114 --> 00:30:47,292 Do you love him? 692 00:30:47,316 --> 00:30:50,455 What? 693 00:30:50,479 --> 00:30:52,257 What does that have to do with... 694 00:30:52,281 --> 00:30:54,259 It's just that sometimes people do stupid things 695 00:30:54,283 --> 00:30:56,301 when they're in love. 696 00:30:56,325 --> 00:30:58,555 I should know. I've been married four times. 697 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,868 Tell me the truth. 698 00:31:02,892 --> 00:31:05,010 He wasn't with you that night, was he? 699 00:31:05,034 --> 00:31:06,581 He asked you to lie for him, didn't he? 700 00:31:06,605 --> 00:31:08,874 No, he didn't. He was with me, 701 00:31:08,898 --> 00:31:11,968 and Mike wouldn't kill anybody. I'm sure of that. 702 00:31:23,913 --> 00:31:25,230 Mike Delfino... 703 00:31:25,254 --> 00:31:27,993 Convicted 1987, 704 00:31:28,017 --> 00:31:30,435 did 5 1/2 years for drug trafficking 705 00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:31,989 and manslaughter. 706 00:31:43,933 --> 00:31:47,243 You want a coffee? I'm going to go for coffee. 707 00:31:58,948 --> 00:32:03,198 So is she covering for her guy? 708 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:06,932 Nah, she's just a sucker. 709 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,588 I guess no one's in the pool yet. 710 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:25,150 Are you going to swim? 711 00:32:25,174 --> 00:32:27,984 Please. I just spent, like, an hour blowing out my hair. 712 00:32:29,478 --> 00:32:32,397 Good luck, man. 713 00:32:32,421 --> 00:32:36,001 I'll... I'll see you later, okay? 714 00:32:36,025 --> 00:32:38,203 Okay. 715 00:32:38,227 --> 00:32:40,127 Hey. 716 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:45,210 Uh, hey, I've got a surprise for you. 717 00:32:45,234 --> 00:32:47,221 Want to go somewhere and talk? 718 00:32:47,245 --> 00:32:50,645 Yeah. We should talk. 719 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,017 Hi. You made it. 720 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,718 Andrew's here. I didn't think he'd come. 721 00:32:53,742 --> 00:32:55,320 Yeah, he brought a lot of friends. 722 00:32:55,344 --> 00:32:57,191 They're acting like total jerks. 723 00:32:57,215 --> 00:32:58,483 Alert the media. 724 00:32:58,507 --> 00:33:00,525 But I don't care. You're here now. 725 00:33:00,549 --> 00:33:02,109 This is going to be great. 726 00:33:05,354 --> 00:33:08,733 Come on, man. Let's go. 727 00:33:08,757 --> 00:33:09,964 Danielle. 728 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,336 Don't touch me! 729 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,990 Boy: Hope you can swim. 730 00:33:15,624 --> 00:33:18,103 Hey... whoa... aah! 731 00:33:18,127 --> 00:33:19,274 Can you possibly take it easy? 732 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:22,107 It's cool, man. Look... it floats. 733 00:33:22,131 --> 00:33:24,649 All right? Relax. It's a party. 734 00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:27,060 You're the main party animal, right? 735 00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:28,313 Am I right? 736 00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:30,755 I guess. 737 00:33:30,779 --> 00:33:32,417 All right. Well, then act like it. 738 00:33:32,441 --> 00:33:34,041 Come on. Give me a howl. 739 00:33:37,146 --> 00:33:38,763 Come on, you're the host. Revel in it. 740 00:33:38,787 --> 00:33:40,125 Give me a howl. 741 00:33:44,453 --> 00:33:47,332 Whoo! 742 00:33:50,159 --> 00:33:51,636 Ha ha ha. 743 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,660 There you go. 744 00:33:55,704 --> 00:33:57,042 You okay? 745 00:33:57,066 --> 00:33:58,343 What do I care? 746 00:33:58,367 --> 00:33:59,614 He's nothing. 747 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:03,048 I could take care of him if I wanted to. 748 00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:04,419 What do you mean? 749 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,583 I know where my mom kept her gun. 750 00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:20,535 That's not funny, Zach. 751 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:24,059 Well, if you think about it, yeah, it kind of is. 752 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,376 Julie. 753 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:37,582 Hey, Danielle. 754 00:34:37,606 --> 00:34:39,053 Are you okay? 755 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,426 I just want to go home. 756 00:34:41,450 --> 00:34:43,428 Can we go? 757 00:34:43,452 --> 00:34:44,452 Sure. 758 00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:49,116 Julie. 759 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,637 I'm taking Danielle home. 760 00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:54,399 Are you coming back? 761 00:34:54,423 --> 00:34:56,633 I don't think so. 762 00:35:18,147 --> 00:35:19,464 Oh. 763 00:35:19,488 --> 00:35:22,767 So how was the pta meeting? 764 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:24,621 Long. Ha ha. 765 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,376 So Peterson called me into his office today. 766 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,608 Really? 767 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,380 Yeah, he, uh... 768 00:35:35,404 --> 00:35:37,787 He changed his mind. He's going to... 769 00:35:37,811 --> 00:35:39,884 Hold that promotion for duggan. 770 00:35:39,908 --> 00:35:41,115 Oh. 771 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,248 Yeah, it's... it's... it's fine. 772 00:35:43,272 --> 00:35:44,849 You know, I'm glad, really. 773 00:35:44,873 --> 00:35:46,726 I didn't want to work all those long hours, 774 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,553 and you know how I hate flying. 775 00:35:48,577 --> 00:35:50,725 It just does, you know, horrible things to my back, 776 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,727 and, god, with all that extra stress, 777 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:56,130 I would have ended up exactly like Tim duggan 778 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,634 10 years from now, so... 779 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,668 Yeah, of course. 780 00:36:03,692 --> 00:36:06,811 So it's... it's over. 781 00:36:06,835 --> 00:36:08,873 Look, you're going to make vice president 782 00:36:08,897 --> 00:36:10,315 one of these days. 783 00:36:10,339 --> 00:36:13,218 You know what? It's okay, honest. 784 00:36:13,242 --> 00:36:15,550 I am, uh... 785 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:18,584 I'm really glad that it worked out this way. 786 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,686 Okay. 787 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:42,507 Oh, god, you scared me. 788 00:36:42,531 --> 00:36:44,601 How'd it go? 789 00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:49,654 Went just peachy. 790 00:36:49,678 --> 00:36:52,387 And humiliating and shocking. 791 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,259 Susan... 792 00:36:54,283 --> 00:36:55,220 How could you? 793 00:36:55,244 --> 00:36:57,367 God... "Susan, do you trust me?" 794 00:36:57,391 --> 00:37:00,365 "Yes, of course I do." Oh, I'm such an idiot. 795 00:37:00,389 --> 00:37:02,196 And you're such a liar. 796 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,969 Oh, and apparently, a killer and a drug dealer. 797 00:37:04,993 --> 00:37:08,207 That's just quite a personal ad you've got going there. 798 00:37:08,231 --> 00:37:09,574 Susan, I came to Wisteria Lane... 799 00:37:09,598 --> 00:37:13,408 Stop! Stop, Mike! Just stop. 800 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:16,241 If you keep talking, 801 00:37:16,265 --> 00:37:20,315 you're going to work your way into my heart, 802 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,347 and I just don't want you 803 00:37:22,371 --> 00:37:25,750 anywhere near my heart... 804 00:37:25,774 --> 00:37:27,784 Ever. 805 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:38,433 Julie? 806 00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:42,367 Mommy needs a hug. 807 00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:43,931 Julie? 808 00:38:03,412 --> 00:38:05,660 Is Julie in there? Julie Mayer? 809 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,994 I don't know. It's pretty dead in there. 810 00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:18,595 Julie Alexandra Mayer! 811 00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:24,048 Oh, Julie, Zach, this is ridiculous! 812 00:38:24,072 --> 00:38:26,842 You can't hold your breath forever! 813 00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:32,657 Oh! 814 00:38:32,681 --> 00:38:34,359 Oh, you might as well just stay under there 815 00:38:34,383 --> 00:38:35,790 and never come up for air, 'cause when you do, 816 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,814 I'm going to choke the living daylights out of you! 817 00:38:39,448 --> 00:38:40,525 Oh. 818 00:38:40,549 --> 00:38:43,428 Um... 819 00:38:43,452 --> 00:38:45,092 Is my daughter under there? 820 00:38:50,799 --> 00:38:53,478 Oh. 821 00:38:53,502 --> 00:38:55,980 I'm not... I'm not gay. 822 00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,081 Oh. 823 00:38:57,105 --> 00:38:58,583 I... okay. 824 00:38:58,607 --> 00:38:59,814 I'm... I'm sorry. 825 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:01,416 Uh... 826 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,517 I'll just... 827 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,919 I'm just going to leave those right there. 828 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:07,452 Oh! I'm fine. 829 00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:09,354 It's good. You just... you know... 830 00:39:09,378 --> 00:39:11,356 Whoo! Uh... 831 00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,457 Ha ha. 832 00:39:12,481 --> 00:39:15,521 Did... did you see... No. Goodbye. 833 00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:26,871 Sell the house. Are you crazy? 834 00:39:26,895 --> 00:39:28,573 Carlos, we can't afford to live here anymore. 835 00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:30,375 But if our lawyer gets the justice department 836 00:39:30,399 --> 00:39:32,477 to unfreeze the bank accounts, then... 837 00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:35,420 Then what? Huh? Finish the sentence, Carlos. 838 00:39:35,444 --> 00:39:37,731 We have tons of legal bills, you've lost all your clients, 839 00:39:37,755 --> 00:39:40,455 and even with our savings, we're screwed. 840 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:41,609 But... 841 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,960 It's our house. 842 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:47,532 Honey, I know. 843 00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:50,134 I love this place, too. 844 00:39:50,158 --> 00:39:52,688 I just... I think it's time for us to face the music. 845 00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:18,593 I never thought I'd be poor at this stage of my life. 846 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,795 You know, Carlos, 847 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:24,969 I've been broke a lot of times in my life, 848 00:40:24,993 --> 00:40:27,532 but I've never been poor, 849 00:40:27,556 --> 00:40:29,674 because poor is just a state of mind. 850 00:40:29,698 --> 00:40:31,776 And right now, 851 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,838 you and I are just... 852 00:40:33,862 --> 00:40:35,510 Without funds? 853 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:38,474 Exactly. 854 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,419 I guess we could get an apartment, 855 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,852 start over. 856 00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:49,794 Who knows? 857 00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:52,118 It might even be fun. 858 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,502 And once we're back on our feet... 859 00:40:57,526 --> 00:41:00,705 We'll get a house as big as this one. 860 00:41:00,729 --> 00:41:03,608 Bigger. 861 00:41:03,632 --> 00:41:05,492 Ha ha. 862 00:41:18,246 --> 00:41:20,625 So I get my wife this dog for her birthday. 863 00:41:20,649 --> 00:41:22,026 A stray from the pound. 864 00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,988 Cheapest gift I've ever gotten her, 865 00:41:24,012 --> 00:41:25,890 and she loves it, so I'm a genius, right? 866 00:41:25,914 --> 00:41:28,698 Then I find out it's got this weird blood disease. 867 00:41:28,722 --> 00:41:31,235 Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggie medicine 868 00:41:31,259 --> 00:41:33,738 for this mutt, and I'm a genius, right? 869 00:41:33,762 --> 00:41:36,070 Aw, don't be cynical. You did something nice, 870 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,573 made your wife happy. 871 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:40,575 Now... 872 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:43,499 Let's talk about what's going to make you happy. 873 00:41:50,178 --> 00:41:53,518 Mary Alice: Yes, each new day in suburbia 874 00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:56,591 brings with it a new set of lies. 875 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:59,564 The worst are the ones we tell ourselves 876 00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:02,126 before we fall asleep. 877 00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:04,529 We whisper them in the dark, 878 00:42:04,553 --> 00:42:06,671 telling ourselves... 879 00:42:06,695 --> 00:42:09,133 We're happy. 880 00:42:09,157 --> 00:42:11,035 Or... 881 00:42:11,059 --> 00:42:16,240 That he's happy. 882 00:42:16,264 --> 00:42:21,686 That we can change. 883 00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:25,570 Or that he will change his mind. 884 00:42:29,718 --> 00:42:34,548 We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins... 885 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,742 Or that we can live without him. 886 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:51,616 Yes, each night before we fall asleep, 887 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,648 we lie to ourselves 888 00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:56,150 in the desperate, desperate hope 889 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,184 that come morning, it will all be true.