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Previously
on "Desperate Housewives"...

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I just want
to move this place fast.

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I'll call you tomorrow.
Edie, wait.

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It's so incomprehensible to me

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that Edie britt
would try to destroy us.

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For 5 grand, she's hurt.

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10 grand, she's gone.

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Some neighbors hired help...

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How am I supposed to pull off

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a formal dinner with no
warning? I don't know.

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And some helped themselves.

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I hate that
she's always watching us.

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Some just couldn't stop.

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Smile, Gabrielle.

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And one...

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Didn't stop in time.

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Oh, Andrew,
I need your help, honey.

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Mama?

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Mary Alice: There is
a widely read book

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that tells us
everyone is a sinner.

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Of course, not everyone
who reads this book

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feels guilt
over the bad things they do,

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but Bree Van De Kamp did.

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In fact, Bree had spent
most of her life

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feeling guilty.

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As a child, she felt guilty
about not getting straight a's.

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As a teenager, she felt guilty

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about letting her boyfriend
go to second base.

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As a newlywed,

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she felt guilty
about taking three weeks

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to get out her thank-you cards.

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But she knew
the transgressions of her past

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were nothing compared
with the sin

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she was about to commit.

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Can't we just go to the police

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and tell them
it was an accident?

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This wasn't some simple dui.

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Not only was
your brother drinking,

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Andrew left
the scene of the crime.

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That makes it a hit-and-run.

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Maybe I could go to Canada.

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You know, until the statute
of limitations is up.

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You really think mom and dad
are going to foot the bill

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while you go moose hunting
for seven years?

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If Carlos's mother dies,

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there is
no statute of limitations.

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Right, because then it's murder.

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Shut up! You shut up.

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How could it be murder?
It was an accident!

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We have to get rid of the car.

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But we can't sell it.

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The police might find it,
and there could be DNA.

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We'll take the car
to a bad part of town,

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we'll leave the keys
in the ignition

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and the doors unlocked.

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If the police don't find it,
we'll get the insurance money,

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and if they do,

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it wasn't in our possession.

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Anyone could have
hit Mrs. Solis.

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That sounds good.

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Bree, are you sure?

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Our son could spend the rest
of his life in jail.

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I won't allow that.

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Bree knew what she was
about to do was wrong,

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but like most sinners,

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she would worry
about her guilt tomorrow.

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Well, everybody should
go wash up.

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We're having
pancakes for breakfast.

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Mary Alice: Not since
my own suicide

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had violence intruded
upon the Serenity

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of life on Wisteria Lane
in such a conspicuous fashion.

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Needless to say, my friends
attacked the problem head-on.

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Lynette brought the broom,

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Susan brought the trash bags,

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and Bree brought
the industrial-strength solvent.

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Whoo. That stuff is strong.

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It has to be.

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I don't want Gabrielle
and Carlos coming home

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to this ugly reminder
in front of their house.

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So has anyone been over there?

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Julie and I
went over this morning.

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How's juanita doing?

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She's been in a coma ever since
she came out of the E.R.

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Nobody knows when,
or even if, she'll wake up.

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This is awful.
Carlos must be just devastated.

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I hope she wakes up soon.

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Maybe she can tell us
who was driving that car.

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We can only hope.

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Slow down, you jerk!

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This is
a residential neighborhood!

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Wow, that's quite a pitching arm
you've got there.

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It pisses me off.
I've got four kids, you know?

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I was up all night
reading statistics online.

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1 out of every 4
traffic accidents

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happens on residential streets.

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I hope whoever hit juanita

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gets put away for life.

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Don't you think
that's a little bit extreme?

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An innocent woman
gets hit by a car

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and the driver just takes off?

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I don't think it's extreme.

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You should go home
and get some rest,

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eat something.

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You have a ton of messages
from work.

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Tanaka called,
said it was urgent.

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Carlos, I can stay here
with your mother.

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I need to be here
if she wakes up.

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You can't go on like this.

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You have to
take care of yourself.

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What if she dies?

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People slip into comas
all the time and never come out.

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Don't say that.

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We need to stay positive.

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Mr. and Mrs. Solis?

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John.

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Is it okay if I come in?

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Of course.

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Mr. Solis, uh...

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I'm so sorry this happened.

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It means a lot that you came.

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Look, I think I'm going to go
down to the chapel and pray.

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You want to come?

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Um, no.

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I think I will
stay here with mama.

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Is it all right if I come?

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Of course.

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We need
all the prayers we can get.

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Mrs. Solis,
it's time for her sponge bath.

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Come again?

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Sometimes family members

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prefer to administer
sponge baths themselves.

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I think I'll pass.

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Martha.

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Where's your purse?

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Over there. Why?

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What are you doing?

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I am taking back the $40
that you stole out of my purse.

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Edie.

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We both know you did it.
Now hand it over!

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I have taken nothing
from your purse.

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And if you're missing money,

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I'd ask one of those strange men

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you parade through here
at all hours.

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I am not going to apologize

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for having a healthy sex life.

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Healthy? I'm going
to have to burn

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every sheet you've touched.

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I want my money.

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And I want
those nonfat peach yogurts.

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They didn't just walk out
of that fridge by themselves.

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Well, you can deduct it
from the $40

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that you're going to give menow.

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You're my best friend.
Why would I steal from you?

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It's no secret that you've
been having financial problems.

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I hear you bitching
on the phone to your bank.

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That's it.

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I can put up
with your debauchery

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and your food theft,

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but I will not tolerate spying.

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I want you out.
You don't mean that.

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Oh, yes, I do.

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I'm leaving tomorrow to visit
my sister for a few days.

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I want you gone
by the time I get back.

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I'll do you one better.

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I will leave today.

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I hope this works.

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My sleep cycle
is totally out of whack.

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I'm up all night,

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and then dozing off
during the day.

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Trust me. This'll do the trick.

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In fact, you should be feeling
more relaxed already.

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You know, you're right.

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Boys, I can hear you out there.
Now be quiet.

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Just sit there and color.

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Now is not a good time
to be moving.

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Right. Sorry.

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Just block everything out

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and let it go.

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Imagine that you're in a forest.

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There's a babbling brook nearby,

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and the wind is
just coming through the trees.

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Mommy.

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Parker.

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I don't know... ow...
What you think you're doing,

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but put that back
where it belongs.

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Sorry.

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You were saying
something about wind.

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I was just creating
a soothing image.

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Oh, for the love of god.

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Knock it off,
you little monsters.

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Mrs. Scavo, please lie down.
We need to finish this.

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Look, I'm on my last nerve,

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so I'm going
to level with you here.

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I've screwed up my entire system

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by taking my kids'
a.D.D. Medication.

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Yeah, that's right.
You heard me.

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I plan to stop,
but right now, I need to sleep,

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and I need more than
a few crappy needles,

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so what do you got?

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I'm not licensed
to write prescriptions.

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I know you're not.

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This will put you
right to sleep.

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It's a very powerful
herbal remedy.

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Now, promise me you're going
to use it judiciously.

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Sure. Whatever.

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Knock, knock.

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Hey, come on in.

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You're a mess.

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I-I'm tearing out
these leaky pipes

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in the upstairs bathroom.

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Wall to wall rotten wood.

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Hmm, sounds like a job.

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Mm.

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So Julie said that
you came by before?

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Um, yeah. Uh...

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I was thinking about driving up

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to the germani vineyard tomorrow
for this wine tasting,

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and, uh...

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What time do you want me
to be ready?

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About 6:00.

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6:00 is good.

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Ha ha ha.

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All right.

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You know, I thought
maybe afterwards,

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we could have a little dinner,
maybe some dancing.

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Sounds great.

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Um, you do know that it's, like,
a 2-hour drive up there,

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and isn't that

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kind of late to be coming back?

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I thought if, you know,
worse came to worst,

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we could grab a room.

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Oh?

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Like a hotel room?

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Yeah, as a last resort.

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Of course. Of course, yes.

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So maybe we should
make reservations.

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You know, just in case.

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Yeah, I found
some hotels online.

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Let me get the printout.

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Ha ha.

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Hey, bongo.

242
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Come here. You want a treat?

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Hey, Mike, where do you
keep the dog biscuits?

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I'm sorry, what?

245
00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:02,709
Oh, never mind.

246
00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,040
We'll just find them
ourselves, huh?

247
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,774
We're going
to find them ourselves.

248
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I'm sorry, Susan. I couldn't
hear you. What'd you say?

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Uh...

250
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Nothing. It's not important.

251
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It's my tile guy.
Here, see what looks good.

252
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Hey, Phil.

253
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Um, no, no, tomorrow morning
I'm making a lumber run.

254
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It's no good.

255
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Uh, nope, I'm gone
tomorrow night, too.

256
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I could let him in.

257
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,677
No, that's okay. Thanks.

258
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,780
No, it's fine.
Just give me the key.

259
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I'll be around all day.

260
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All right, um, thanks.

261
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Phil, I'll give a key
to my, uh, neighbor.

262
00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:52,711
She'll be here to let you in.

263
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,936
Mary Alice: Like every city,

264
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,234
Fairview had a neighborhood
that was less than desirable.

265
00:12:08,258 --> 00:12:09,936
It was an accepted fact

266
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,779
anyone who lingered there
after midnight

267
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,773
was usually up to no good.

268
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:22,138
Rex and Bree Van De Kamp
were no exception.

269
00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:35,336
You really think
this is going to work?

270
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,004
This is the most impoverished
neighborhood in the city.

271
00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:40,006
Trust me,
somebody will steal the car.

272
00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:41,768
How can you be so sure?

273
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:45,812
Because I have faith
in the poor.

274
00:12:45,836 --> 00:12:48,514
Paul: She's so beautiful.

275
00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:51,268
I shot this last year
on her birthday.

276
00:12:54,805 --> 00:12:56,883
How are you going to do it?

277
00:12:56,907 --> 00:12:58,785
I made contact with her
at a bar.

278
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,887
She thinks
I'm a real estate developer.

279
00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:02,929
Is she going to suffer?

280
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:05,091
No.

281
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,332
Edie britt will disappear,

282
00:13:06,356 --> 00:13:07,864
and you'll go back to your life.

283
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,266
Before you do it,

284
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,998
do you think you could ask her

285
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,200
why she sent this note
to my wife?

286
00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:16,207
You can't think
like that, Mr. Young.

287
00:13:16,231 --> 00:13:18,344
You can't give in
to your curiosity.

288
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,346
Curiosity leads to guilt.

289
00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,548
Guilt leads to talking.

290
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,780
You still have questions?

291
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,783
I want to be clear
about something...

292
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,116
I walk away with this cash,
it's done.

293
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,558
No refunds, no buyer's remorse.

294
00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:35,191
I get it.

295
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,194
We won't talk again,
so I'll ask one more time.

296
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,426
Are you sure you want this?

297
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:43,799
My wife is dead
because of Edie britt.

298
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,333
I absolutely want this.

299
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,343
You've been awfully quiet.

300
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,987
I've just been...

301
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:05,992
Thinking about the kids.

302
00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:08,554
They sure grew up quickly,
didn't they?

303
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:12,558
They sure did.

304
00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:14,906
I remember telling them
when they were babies

305
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:16,963
that they weren't allowed
to get any bigger

306
00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:19,835
because they were so adorable,

307
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,908
and we were so happy.

308
00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:24,140
Yeah, well...

309
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:27,874
They sure didn't turn out
like we expected them to.

310
00:14:27,898 --> 00:14:29,415
No.

311
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:30,516
They didn't.

312
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,849
Oh, we could have
been better parents.

313
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,086
We weren't that bad.

314
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:37,353
We still have
so much to teach them.

315
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,285
For starters, we need
to get across to Andrew

316
00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:40,987
the enormity of what he's done.

317
00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:43,890
I-I suppose we could punish him.

318
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:45,871
All right, well, what's
the appropriate punishment

319
00:14:45,895 --> 00:14:47,964
for a child
who drives over a woman?

320
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,358
I-I don't know.

321
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,539
You know no matter
how the kids turn out,

322
00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:54,971
I still love them.

323
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,343
Of course you do.

324
00:14:57,367 --> 00:15:01,027
But I'll never forgive them
for growing up so quickly.

325
00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:07,235
Hey. Look.

326
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,029
And then I opened the cabinet,

327
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,936
and there was
all this money in it.

328
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,272
I mean, there was wads of it.

329
00:15:26,296 --> 00:15:28,004
That's why you're freaking out?

330
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,135
A few stacks of cash? Come on.

331
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,436
Well, what? Realistically,

332
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,038
I've known this guy a few weeks.

333
00:15:32,062 --> 00:15:34,040
I mean, he could be
a hit man for the mob.

334
00:15:34,064 --> 00:15:35,181
If you really think that,

335
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:36,612
why are you going
on a trip with him?

336
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,484
I never get out of the house.

337
00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,546
Mom, if you really need
something to freak out about,

338
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,918
remember you're going to spend
the night with Mike in a hotel.

339
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,520
No man has seen you
naked in years

340
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,052
except your doctor.

341
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,924
Yeah, and he retired. I try
not to take that personally.

342
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,196
You look old in that.

343
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:51,227
Oh.

344
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,528
Maybe I am being silly.

345
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,301
But going to a hotel with a man

346
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:57,303
is a big deal to me.

347
00:15:57,327 --> 00:16:00,066
What if Mike ishiding something?

348
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,707
Like what?

349
00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:03,009
I don't know.

350
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,172
That's dad. I got to go.

351
00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:07,974
Now, listen to me.

352
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:10,416
No more freaking out.
I need this weekend to go well.

353
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,278
Why do you care so much?

354
00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:14,350
Because I'm going to have
a husband of my own someday,

355
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,261
and I really don't
want you living with us.

356
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,990
Bree: Are the ladyfingers okay?

357
00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,391
Oh, they're terrific.

358
00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:27,433
We just appreciate
y'all stopping by.

359
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:30,396
Well, we just wanted you
to know how much we care.

360
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:34,100
So have the police
come up with any leads?

361
00:16:34,124 --> 00:16:36,177
Not really.
They'll be able to determine

362
00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:39,645
the make and model of the car,
but without any eyewitnesses,

363
00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:41,247
no one seems very optimistic.

364
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:42,448
Well, more importantly,

365
00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:44,080
is there any good news
about juanita?

366
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,511
No change.

367
00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:49,085
All we can do is wait
and hope for the best.

368
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,686
We put her on our
prayer list at church.

369
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,019
Oh, that's very sweet,
Danielle. Thank you.

370
00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:56,462
It must really help
during times like these...

371
00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,064
Having kids.

372
00:16:58,088 --> 00:17:01,097
Yeah, they're a blessing.

373
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,021
Children make
everything worthwhile.

374
00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:07,173
You guys are the future.

375
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,534
Legacy.

376
00:17:08,558 --> 00:17:10,336
Thanks.

377
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,737
After we're all dead,

378
00:17:11,761 --> 00:17:13,731
you'll be the only ones
left to carry on.

379
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:18,714
Gabrielle and I are
about to start a family.

380
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,087
Oh, hey, that... that's great.

381
00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:22,518
When did you decide this?

382
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,572
It's a fairly recent
development.

383
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,225
I see.

384
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,626
We'll talk about this later.

385
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,059
Face it, we're shallow people.

386
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,760
I mean, can our lives
have any meaning

387
00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:36,207
if all we ever do is buy stuff?

388
00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:38,134
That depends on what we buy.

389
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,106
I want a child.
In case you've forgotten,

390
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,437
before we got married,
we made a deal.

391
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,638
No kids.

392
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,740
Yeah, well, deals were
meant to be renegotiated.

393
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,281
Well, we're not
negotiating my uterus.

394
00:17:46,305 --> 00:17:49,215
We should probably be going.

395
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,276
Yeah. Mm.

396
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,578
Thank you so much.

397
00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:55,151
That was weird.

398
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,782
I feel awful for Carlos.

399
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,284
That talk about children

400
00:17:58,308 --> 00:18:00,786
is obviously coming
from his grief.

401
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,410
Whatever. I'm off the hook.

402
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,699
A weary Lynette
drank her potent tea

403
00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:16,272
in hopes of finally
finding the sleep

404
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,304
that had eluded her.

405
00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:21,207
Unfortunately for Lynette,

406
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,149
there would be no rest
for the weary.

407
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:26,582
Go to hell.

408
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,314
Go to hell, go to hell,
go to hell,

409
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:29,715
go to hell, go to hell.

410
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:40,766
Sorry we're late. Kenny litman
couldn't find his neckerchief.

411
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,168
Come on, guys.

412
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:44,400
Lori Jean,
the scout meeting is today?

413
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,108
Mommy. What? Oh.

414
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,110
Right. Okay, boys.

415
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,583
This knot is called the bowline.

416
00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:59,845
It is a remarkably useful knot.

417
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,447
Now, pick up your ropes.

418
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,689
Okay, first, we cross
this end over here,

419
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:06,192
and then we make a loop,

420
00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:08,194
and then another loop,

421
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:11,697
and then you sort of
pull it through, I'm guessing,

422
00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,160
and then you just... ready?

423
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:15,434
Yank it taut.

424
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,236
Mommy, that doesn't look
like the picture.

425
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,190
You're never going to be
a sailor. What do you care?

426
00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:26,851
Okay, everybody,
let's just take a break.

427
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,474
Ugh.

428
00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:30,198
Thanks.

429
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:46,392
Okay. It's all up there.

430
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,793
Can I get a signature?

431
00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:49,265
Oh, of course.

432
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,797
Thank you very much.

433
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:54,270
Here you go.
Have a nice weekend.

434
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,704
You too, lady.

435
00:20:41,511 --> 00:20:42,688
Man: Hey, ma'am!

436
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,350
You still here?

437
00:20:44,374 --> 00:20:47,253
I forgot to give you a receipt!

438
00:20:47,277 --> 00:20:48,547
Ma'am?

439
00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:01,907
Whew.

440
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,566
Aah!

441
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,899
Oh, god.

442
00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:24,952
Hello?!

443
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:29,335
I need help! I'm up here!

444
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:32,668
I'm trapped in the floor! Hello!

445
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,932
If you came in here to judge me,
you can just leave.

446
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,273
Wait! Wait! No.

447
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,575
Wait. Don't... don't go.

448
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,006
Wait, I have an idea.

449
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,379
Here, here, here.

450
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,381
Here. Grab the towel, bongo.

451
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,782
Come on, grab the other end.

452
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,983
Good boy.

453
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,685
That's it. Get the other end.

454
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,387
Come on, bongo!

455
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,058
Pull the other end!
Come on, bongo!

456
00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:55,469
What are you doing?
Bongo, over here!

457
00:21:55,493 --> 00:21:56,962
Bongo?

458
00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:59,965
Oh... oh, don't do that.

459
00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:01,967
Oh, bongo.

460
00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:04,630
Mary Alice: While Susan remained
hopelessly stuck,

461
00:22:04,654 --> 00:22:07,338
Gabrielle was moving
to confront the issue

462
00:22:07,362 --> 00:22:09,375
of her young lover's
restless conscience...

463
00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:10,476
Nobody's home.

464
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,637
I know.

465
00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:13,509
I've been watching.
I came to talk to you.

466
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,940
Although she would need
to be discreet.

467
00:22:14,964 --> 00:22:16,311
Keep working.

468
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,444
What were you thinking,

469
00:22:18,468 --> 00:22:20,646
showing up at the hospital?

470
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:23,349
I had to see if she was okay.

471
00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:25,460
You need to keep
a low profile right now.

472
00:22:25,484 --> 00:22:27,593
Look...

473
00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:29,795
You and I are finished.

474
00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:31,757
From now on,
I'm sticking with Danielle.

475
00:22:31,781 --> 00:22:33,529
Why would you say that?

476
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,440
I hate myself for what we did.

477
00:22:35,464 --> 00:22:37,533
Okay, I can't sleep at night.

478
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,004
I've got to make a clean break.

479
00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:40,736
We weren't driving the car.

480
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,508
We didn't chase juanita
into the street.

481
00:22:42,532 --> 00:22:44,370
She wouldn't have been there
if we weren't having an affair.

482
00:22:44,394 --> 00:22:47,448
Oh, for god's sakes,
between you and Carlos...

483
00:22:47,472 --> 00:22:49,945
Listen to me carefully.
You didn't do anything wrong.

484
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:53,479
That's not
what father crowley thinks.

485
00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:54,920
What?

486
00:22:54,944 --> 00:22:57,523
I went to confession.

487
00:22:57,547 --> 00:23:01,126
Have you lost your mind?

488
00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:03,358
What did you tell him?

489
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,491
Everything.

490
00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:06,692
Including...

491
00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:08,864
In the alley
behind the truck stop?

492
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,436
Everything.

493
00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:13,660
Oh, damn you.

494
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,849
What is wrong with you?

495
00:23:23,873 --> 00:23:26,790
Lassie would have had
a fire truck here by now,

496
00:23:26,814 --> 00:23:29,485
you stupid dog.

497
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,487
Good boy, bongo!

498
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,741
Run, bongo, run! Go get help!

499
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,420
Oh.

500
00:23:46,596 --> 00:23:49,675
Andrew, um...

501
00:23:49,699 --> 00:23:53,038
I know the last few days
have been stressful, and, uh...

502
00:23:53,062 --> 00:23:55,549
You know, if you ever need
to talk to anybody...

503
00:23:55,573 --> 00:23:59,485
I know, I know.
You and dad are here for me.

504
00:23:59,509 --> 00:24:00,946
Actually, I was thinking
we could arrange

505
00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:02,518
for you to talk
to a professional.

506
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,212
A shrink?

507
00:24:06,476 --> 00:24:08,093
You think I'm crazy?

508
00:24:08,117 --> 00:24:10,496
Of course not.
It's just that the accident

509
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,628
probably stirred up
a lot of emotions,

510
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,200
and it would be normal
for you to be feeling

511
00:24:15,224 --> 00:24:18,433
confused or depressed
or ashamed.

512
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,506
I'm cool.

513
00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:21,907
Um, really.

514
00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:23,939
Honey, you put a woman
into a coma.

515
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,620
Surely that arouses
some kind of emotion.

516
00:24:26,644 --> 00:24:28,936
Yeah, well, it doesn't.

517
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:33,749
Now, if you'll excuse me...

518
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,226
No, I won't. Not until you
tell me. Why do you care?

519
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:38,884
Because I need to know
that you're not a monster.

520
00:24:38,908 --> 00:24:41,957
You want to know how I feel?

521
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,958
Yeah.

522
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,059
Okay, here goes.

523
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,091
I feel bad that she got hurt,

524
00:24:46,115 --> 00:24:48,634
but I also feel bad
that my car got dinged

525
00:24:48,658 --> 00:24:50,536
because somebody didn't
have enough sense

526
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,498
to look both ways
before she crossed the street.

527
00:24:52,522 --> 00:24:54,139
And I also feel bad
that now I'm going

528
00:24:54,163 --> 00:24:55,873
to have to ride my bike
to school.

529
00:24:58,828 --> 00:25:02,177
Andrew, you almost killed
another human being.

530
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,979
She's an old lady, okay?

531
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,881
She's lived her life.

532
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,653
I have my whole life
ahead of me,

533
00:25:07,677 --> 00:25:09,214
and now it might be screwed up.

534
00:25:09,238 --> 00:25:10,956
That's what you should
be worried about.

535
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,658
What I'm worried about, Andrew,

536
00:25:12,682 --> 00:25:14,512
is that you don't seem
to have a soul.

537
00:25:15,885 --> 00:25:19,164
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't call the police.

538
00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:22,097
Because I'm your son.

539
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,191
That would make you the monster.

540
00:25:37,206 --> 00:25:38,536
Hey, buddy.

541
00:25:47,577 --> 00:25:48,924
Susan, is that you?

542
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,856
Mike? I'm upstairs...

543
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,157
Sort of.

544
00:25:52,181 --> 00:25:55,731
Hang on.
I'll... I'll be right up.

545
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,610
What happened?

546
00:26:04,634 --> 00:26:07,613
Well, see, this bird, um...

547
00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:09,915
Flew in your bathroom window,

548
00:26:09,939 --> 00:26:13,679
and I tried to save it,
but, uh...

549
00:26:13,703 --> 00:26:15,020
It died.

550
00:26:15,044 --> 00:26:16,691
I don't think
that's what happened.

551
00:26:16,715 --> 00:26:18,684
I don't think so, either.

552
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:21,587
Can you just help me
get out of here, please?

553
00:26:21,611 --> 00:26:22,928
Come on.

554
00:26:22,952 --> 00:26:24,289
Ugh. Oh.

555
00:26:24,313 --> 00:26:26,161
Oh, god.

556
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:27,162
Oh.

557
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:29,935
Thank you.

558
00:26:29,959 --> 00:26:31,597
Oh.

559
00:26:31,621 --> 00:26:33,839
You have no idea
what that was like.

560
00:26:33,863 --> 00:26:36,772
Oh.

561
00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:38,966
You went through
my cabinets. What?

562
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,048
Oh, I can explain that.

563
00:26:43,072 --> 00:26:44,650
Get out of my house.

564
00:26:44,674 --> 00:26:45,984
Mike...

565
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,906
Get out.

566
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,818
Hello there.

567
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,149
Good afternoon.

568
00:27:24,173 --> 00:27:26,251
Oh.

569
00:27:26,275 --> 00:27:29,324
Well, isn't this just as pretty
as a picture book.

570
00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:33,999
Well, the plan is
to put in a small condo.

571
00:27:34,023 --> 00:27:37,170
You want to make some money,
or you want to pussyfoot around?

572
00:27:37,194 --> 00:27:38,804
What do you suggest?

573
00:27:38,828 --> 00:27:40,666
I'm thinking strip mall.

574
00:27:40,690 --> 00:27:42,430
I've run some numbers.

575
00:27:48,698 --> 00:27:49,915
Nice stationery.

576
00:27:49,939 --> 00:27:51,669
Oh, it's stolen.

577
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,680
What do you mean?

578
00:27:54,704 --> 00:27:56,682
After my house burned down,

579
00:27:56,706 --> 00:27:58,954
I was staying
with this neighbor Martha Huber.

580
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,787
That is, until the old troll
threw me out.

581
00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:04,229
Anyway, I'd steal her stuff,
she'd steal mine.

582
00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:06,732
It's the circle of life.

583
00:28:06,756 --> 00:28:09,765
So this paper is hers.

584
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,719
Oh, god, yes.

585
00:28:22,371 --> 00:28:25,811
No, Tom,
you can't do this to me.

586
00:28:25,835 --> 00:28:28,113
Because I need you home.
Boys, stop it!

587
00:28:28,137 --> 00:28:30,115
I am on the phone!

588
00:28:30,139 --> 00:28:33,218
Well, yeah, I-I realize
it's not your fault

589
00:28:33,242 --> 00:28:35,120
that the meeting got postponed,

590
00:28:35,144 --> 00:28:38,263
but you promised
you'd be back tonight.

591
00:28:38,287 --> 00:28:39,965
I-I-I got to go.

592
00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:42,467
The kids are...

593
00:28:42,491 --> 00:28:44,800
Yeah, I know you're sorry.

594
00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:48,303
Just will you try and get back
as soon as you can?

595
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,375
Okay. Bye.

596
00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:55,410
Boys, would you please,
please stop it?

597
00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:58,021
Really, really,
mommy's got a headache, okay?

598
00:28:58,045 --> 00:28:59,414
Just... ugh.

599
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:03,348
♪ I'm dappled and drowsy
and ready to sleep ♪

600
00:29:03,372 --> 00:29:07,823
Turn that damn thing off!
What's the matter with you?!

601
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,324
Why won't you listen to me?!

602
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,826
You want noise?!
I'll give you noise!

603
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:15,020
♪ All is groovy ♪

604
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,506
♪ Ba da da ♪

605
00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:25,510
♪ Da da da da da da ♪

606
00:29:25,534 --> 00:29:28,213
♪ Da da da da ♪

607
00:29:28,237 --> 00:29:30,745
♪ Ba da da, da da da da ♪

608
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,879
♪ Da da da da, da da ♪

609
00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:36,013
♪ Da da da da da da ♪

610
00:29:45,454 --> 00:29:49,234
♪ Slow down, you move too fast ♪

611
00:29:49,258 --> 00:29:51,937
♪ You got to make
the morning last ♪

612
00:29:51,961 --> 00:29:55,370
♪ Just kickin' down
the cobblestones ♪

613
00:29:55,394 --> 00:30:00,404
♪ And lookin' for fun
and feelin' groovy ♪

614
00:30:03,032 --> 00:30:06,011
♪ Da da da da da da,
feelin' groovy ♪

615
00:30:06,035 --> 00:30:08,814
♪ Da da da da ♪

616
00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:13,058
♪ Ba da da, da da da da da da ♪

617
00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:20,525
What?

618
00:30:20,549 --> 00:30:23,268
I just came over
to say I'm sorry,

619
00:30:23,292 --> 00:30:25,971
and I'll pay for all the damage.

620
00:30:25,995 --> 00:30:27,933
Don't worry about it.

621
00:30:27,957 --> 00:30:29,134
Well, so...

622
00:30:29,158 --> 00:30:33,078
In your mind, i-is the date off?

623
00:30:33,102 --> 00:30:34,880
Well, you snooped
around my house

624
00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:36,517
and went through my stuff.

625
00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:38,844
Yeah, in my book, that's
pretty much a deal breaker.

626
00:30:38,868 --> 00:30:39,885
Hold on a minute.

627
00:30:39,909 --> 00:30:41,546
Now, I started snooping around

628
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:43,889
because I found
all that money by accident,

629
00:30:43,913 --> 00:30:46,221
and then I found a gun.

630
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,293
Are you a drug dealer
or something?

631
00:30:48,317 --> 00:30:49,925
Is that what you think?

632
00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,396
Well, I wouldn't know,
because you never let me in.

633
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,898
You know, there's this
whole part of your life

634
00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:54,259
that you keep
completely walled off.

635
00:30:54,283 --> 00:30:57,237
I have a gun for protection.
I keep cash for emergencies.

636
00:30:57,261 --> 00:31:00,135
I'm a good guy, Susan,
and you should know that.

637
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,466
I'm... I'm not obligated

638
00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:03,008
to share every little detail
of my life with you.

639
00:31:03,032 --> 00:31:04,870
Well, every little detail
is one thing.

640
00:31:04,894 --> 00:31:06,579
You know, weird, creepy
secrets, that's another.

641
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:08,013
I don't want to be with somebody
who doesn't trust me.

642
00:31:08,037 --> 00:31:09,975
Well, maybe we shouldn't
be dating.

643
00:31:09,999 --> 00:31:11,616
Maybe we shouldn't.

644
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,178
Do you mean that? Yeah.

645
00:31:13,202 --> 00:31:16,051
Well, I hope that your,
you know,

646
00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:18,253
little secret
keeps you warm at night,

647
00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,355
because you're throwing
something really great away

648
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,979
to protect it.

649
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:35,170
Oh, Susan, you got to take
my kids for a while.

650
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,407
Lynette, this just
really isn't the time...

651
00:31:37,431 --> 00:31:39,274
No, no, I'm sorry,
but I can't do this.

652
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:40,875
It's just... it's too much.

653
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,647
Boys, you stay
with your aunt Susan.

654
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:47,983
Lynette, you know,
when are you coming back?

655
00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,007
Lynette?!

656
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:56,053
Lynette!

657
00:32:12,561 --> 00:32:14,539
There's Lynette's car.
She's got to be close.

658
00:32:14,563 --> 00:32:17,620
I hope the kids aren't too much
for Danielle to handle.

659
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,284
She'll be fine.

660
00:32:19,308 --> 00:32:21,446
What do you think's
happening with Lynette?

661
00:32:21,470 --> 00:32:23,148
I don't know, but I'm scared.

662
00:32:23,172 --> 00:32:25,112
Something's very, very wrong.

663
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,306
Lynette, honey?

664
00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:43,130
Are you okay?

665
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,345
Father.

666
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,947
I'm... I'm so glad you could
come and pray for mama.

667
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:53,948
Please, sit, sit.

668
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,002
Thank you, Gabrielle.

669
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,460
Listen, since you're here,

670
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,998
there's something I've always
wondered about.

671
00:33:08,022 --> 00:33:11,196
That whole thing about priests
not being allowed

672
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:14,269
to repeat what they hear
in confessions...

673
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:18,043
Is that a hard rule
or just a general guideline?

674
00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:20,575
Rest assured,
everyone's secrets are safe.

675
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,977
That's good to hear.

676
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,111
I'll keep yours, too,
if you want to talk.

677
00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:27,112
Oh, me?

678
00:33:27,136 --> 00:33:28,413
No, no. Ha ha.

679
00:33:28,437 --> 00:33:30,485
Confession's not really
my thing.

680
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,109
That's a shame.

681
00:33:35,184 --> 00:33:39,324
Okay, you can stop
condemning me with your eyes.

682
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,319
Right now.

683
00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:47,702
I know you know
about the affair,

684
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,556
but you know nothing
about my life.

685
00:33:52,061 --> 00:33:54,079
Look, it's not even
an issue anymore.

686
00:33:54,103 --> 00:33:55,610
John and I are finished.

687
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,221
Gabrielle, the church is
pretty clear on this.

688
00:33:58,245 --> 00:34:02,117
If you commit a mortal sin
and you die without repenting,

689
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,418
you go to hell.

690
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:07,122
Well, aren't you
just a ball of fun.

691
00:34:09,718 --> 00:34:13,758
So if I confess,
it'll clean the slate, right?

692
00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:15,130
Not only that.

693
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,737
If you want god's forgiveness,

694
00:34:16,761 --> 00:34:18,403
you have to be truly sorry,

695
00:34:18,427 --> 00:34:20,605
and you have to promise
not to commit the sin again.

696
00:34:20,629 --> 00:34:24,339
So what happens
if I repent later,

697
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,711
like, say, when I'm 75?

698
00:34:26,735 --> 00:34:29,644
I wouldn't recommend waiting.
What if you die before then?

699
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,416
Well, let's say I don't die.

700
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,149
I do yoga, I eat well.

701
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,560
If I wait,
does my repenting still count?

702
00:34:36,584 --> 00:34:38,483
If you mean it, yes.

703
00:34:38,507 --> 00:34:41,426
Thank you, father crowley.

704
00:34:41,450 --> 00:34:45,090
You have been
a tremendous comfort.

705
00:34:45,114 --> 00:34:48,133
Um, I will
let you do your thing.

706
00:34:48,157 --> 00:34:49,434
Gabrielle.

707
00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:52,167
You know, we're all responsible

708
00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:54,091
for the choices we make.

709
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,150
Don't you want to be
a good person?

710
00:34:57,174 --> 00:35:00,175
What I want is to be happy.

711
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:03,678
That's the answer
of a selfish child.

712
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,702
I know.

713
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,388
Then I started taking the pills

714
00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:15,220
because they gave me energy,

715
00:35:15,244 --> 00:35:17,371
but then I couldn't
sleep at night,

716
00:35:17,395 --> 00:35:20,325
and I was getting
so tired in the daytime,

717
00:35:20,349 --> 00:35:23,219
and it totally messed me up.

718
00:35:26,895 --> 00:35:29,534
I love my kids so much.

719
00:35:29,558 --> 00:35:31,706
I'm so sorry
they have me as a mother.

720
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:35,280
Lynette, you are a great mother.

721
00:35:35,304 --> 00:35:37,111
No, I'm not.

722
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,113
I can't do it.

723
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,746
I'm so tired
of feeling like a failure.

724
00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:43,418
It's so humiliating.

725
00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:45,850
No, it's not.

726
00:35:45,874 --> 00:35:49,301
So you got addicted
to your kids' a.D.D. Medication.

727
00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:50,855
It happens.

728
00:35:50,879 --> 00:35:52,757
You've got four kids.
That's a lot of stress.

729
00:35:52,781 --> 00:35:54,459
Honey, you just need some help.

730
00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:56,901
That's what's so humiliating.

731
00:35:56,925 --> 00:35:58,903
Other moms don't need help.

732
00:35:58,927 --> 00:36:02,136
Other moms make it look so easy.

733
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,538
All I do is complain.

734
00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,210
That's not true.

735
00:36:05,234 --> 00:36:07,247
When... when Julie was a baby,

736
00:36:07,271 --> 00:36:09,444
I-I was out of my mind
almost every day.

737
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:10,875
I used to get so upset

738
00:36:10,899 --> 00:36:12,877
when Andrew
and Danielle were little,

739
00:36:12,901 --> 00:36:14,741
I used their nap times to cry.

740
00:36:18,207 --> 00:36:20,455
Why didn't you
ever tell me this?

741
00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:23,188
Oh, baby.

742
00:36:23,212 --> 00:36:26,736
Nobody likes to admit that
they can't handle the pressure.

743
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,594
I think it's just like
we think, you know,

744
00:36:29,618 --> 00:36:32,637
it's easier to keep it all in.

745
00:36:32,661 --> 00:36:34,739
Oh, we shouldn't.

746
00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:37,873
We should tell each other
this stuff.

747
00:36:40,229 --> 00:36:41,706
It helps, huh?

748
00:36:41,730 --> 00:36:43,308
Yeah.

749
00:36:43,332 --> 00:36:46,342
It really does.

750
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,425
So it was Martha Huber
all along.

751
00:37:00,449 --> 00:37:02,627
Seems so. Edie didn't
move in with Huber

752
00:37:02,651 --> 00:37:05,230
until after your wife
received the blackmail note.

753
00:37:05,254 --> 00:37:08,273
My god. We almost killed
an innocent woman.

754
00:37:08,297 --> 00:37:09,934
Like I said, I don't do refunds,

755
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,606
but if you'd like,

756
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:14,309
I'm willing to pay
Mrs. Huber a visit.

757
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,881
No. Just keep the money.

758
00:37:16,905 --> 00:37:19,344
This whole thing's
been tearing me up...

759
00:37:19,368 --> 00:37:21,916
The nightmares, the guilt.

760
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,849
This isn't what Mary Alice
would have wanted.

761
00:37:24,873 --> 00:37:29,324
What would she have wanted?

762
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:32,278
Answers.

763
00:37:35,384 --> 00:37:38,303
Hello, Mrs. Huber.

764
00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:39,334
Paul.

765
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:40,435
Let me give you a hand.

766
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:41,806
That's really not necessary.

767
00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:42,890
I insist.

768
00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:53,338
Ants, huh?

769
00:38:53,362 --> 00:38:55,510
Yes. I've had a little
infestation problem.

770
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,021
I wanted to take care of it
before I left on my trip.

771
00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:00,845
Never had a problem with ants.

772
00:39:00,869 --> 00:39:03,918
Mary Alice and I had
these little black flies once.

773
00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:05,590
Oh?

774
00:39:05,614 --> 00:39:07,051
She was so funny about it.

775
00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:08,823
She ran out and bought herself
a can of poison something

776
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,526
to spray them down,

777
00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:13,458
so she's taking aim
at one on the counter,

778
00:39:13,482 --> 00:39:15,560
and she just, uh, stops,

779
00:39:15,584 --> 00:39:17,101
puts the can down.

780
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:18,733
Couldn't do it.

781
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,765
She told me later
it felt too personal.

782
00:39:20,789 --> 00:39:23,908
She truly couldn't kill a fly.

783
00:39:23,932 --> 00:39:26,010
That's how gentle she was.

784
00:39:26,034 --> 00:39:28,548
Then you must have lived
with quite a few flies.

785
00:39:28,572 --> 00:39:31,537
I'm going to have to say
good night to you now, Paul.

786
00:39:39,608 --> 00:39:42,557
What are you doing here?

787
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,451
I want to know why.

788
00:39:57,426 --> 00:39:59,404
I know you've got
a lot of questions,

789
00:39:59,428 --> 00:40:01,406
and I also know
I don't want to lose you,

790
00:40:01,430 --> 00:40:03,478
so ask me anything you want.

791
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:07,142
You just told me
everything I need to know.

792
00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:15,720
All right.

793
00:40:15,744 --> 00:40:17,922
My idiot husband died

794
00:40:17,946 --> 00:40:20,765
and left me
with a worthless pension.

795
00:40:20,789 --> 00:40:22,897
I was desperate for money,

796
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,569
and it's better to take it
from a bad person

797
00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:25,870
than a good one.

798
00:40:25,894 --> 00:40:27,441
How was I supposed to know
she'd shoot herself?

799
00:40:27,465 --> 00:40:29,534
She was a good person.

800
00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:31,876
A good person who leaves
her child motherless?

801
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:34,739
Read the Bible, Paul.
Suicide's a big no-no.

802
00:40:34,763 --> 00:40:36,750
Don't you feel
any remorse whatsoever?

803
00:40:36,774 --> 00:40:38,182
Why should I?

804
00:40:38,206 --> 00:40:40,184
Your wife didn't kill herself
because I wrote a note.

805
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:41,516
She killed herself

806
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,710
because of what she did
to that poor baby.

807
00:40:45,213 --> 00:40:48,453
But rest assured,
I'm praying for Mary Alice.

808
00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:52,448
After what she did,
she'll need all of our prayers.

809
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,848
Mary Alice: There is
a widely read book

810
00:41:43,872 --> 00:41:46,502
that tells us
everyone is a sinner.

811
00:41:49,838 --> 00:41:51,986
Of course,

812
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:57,161
not everyone feels guilt
over the bad things they do.

813
00:41:57,185 --> 00:41:59,564
In contrast,
there are those who assume

814
00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:02,018
more than their share
of the blame.

815
00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:08,502
There are others

816
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,274
who soothe their consciences

817
00:42:10,298 --> 00:42:13,798
with small acts of kindness...

818
00:42:19,608 --> 00:42:24,108
Or by telling themselves
their sins were justified.

819
00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:30,655
Finally, there are the ones
who simply vow

820
00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:34,849
to do better next time
and pray for forgiveness.

821
00:42:47,195 --> 00:42:50,835
Sometimes their prayers
are answered.