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[Mary Alice] Previously
on Desperate Housewives:
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The Scavos prepared for a grand opening.
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This could be the best thing
that's ever happened to our family.
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While Gabrielle
had a few too many drinks.
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I'm gonna take a little nap, OK?
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And a cry for help
made Orson lose his cool.
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Suicide is the worst thing
that can happen to a family!
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- Mike got arrested.
- Oh, thank God.
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And a friendship hit the rocks.
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- For the sake of our friendship...
- Our friendship is over.
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Orson's mom was determined...
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In the eyes of God,
you're the other woman.
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... to bring Alma and Orson
back together.
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[Bree] She raped you,
and your mother helped.
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I think it's time I told you
about the night Monique died.
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Alma became a prisoner.
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Gloria?
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- Bree was set up to take a fall.
- Mom?
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And Mike was finally able
to remember the past.
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[Mary Alice] Orson Hodge had always
assumed that the moment before he died,
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his entire life would flash
before his eyes.
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But as he fell from the roof
of the Fairview Memorial Hospital,
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it wasn't his life he saw.
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It was one night in particular.
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Monique.
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I have wonderful news.
Bonnes nouvelles.
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Monique.
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There's been an accident.
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Oh, my God.
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- What have you done?
- It was self-defense.
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I came to tell her to stay away
from you. She attacked me.
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Mother... she's dead.
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I know.
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And I'm sorry.
But what's done is done.
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- What are you doing?
- Calling the police.
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- I'll go to jail.
- You killed someone.
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I'm your mother. You've got to help me.
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But I loved her.
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I once lost someone I loved,
thanks to you.
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You owe me.
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- [knock on door]
- [Mike] Hello?
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Ms. Polier?
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I've got that part for the sink.
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Hello?
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Ms. Polier?
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I'm sorry. I'm Monique's boyfriend.
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She's upstairs lying down.
She wasn't feeling well.
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I'll finish up the sink
and get out of your hair.
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Why don't you let me take care of that?
I'm pretty handy, and it's getting late.
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- I don't mind staying.
- No, I've got it under control.
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Here, let me, uh... Let me pay you.
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That should cover it.
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Thanks.
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Oh, hey, don't forget your wrench.
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You handled that very well, son.
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Now help me find a tarp.
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[Orson grunts]
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[GIoria grunts]
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What are you doing?
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You don't want her identified
through dental records, do you?
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I must say, I never realized
your job was so difficult.
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It's not enough to kill her?
You have to desecrate her body too?
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Get away from her!
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[GIoria panting]
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[grunting]
Now look what you've done.
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I think my damn hip's broken.
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Help me.
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[Mary Alice] Yes,
Orson Hodge had always assumed
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that his life would flash before
his eyes the moment before he died.
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- Luckily for Orson...
- [man] Come on!
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... that moment...
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- I got a pulse. Let's get him inside.
- Get a backboard and a collar.
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... was not scheduled for today.
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[Mary Alice] The first light of sunrise.
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- [meowing]
- The sound of a cat purring.
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[purring]
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The smell of fresh coffee.
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Yes, there are many things
a housewife likes to wake up to.
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But an unexpected guest in her bed
is not one of them.
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Zach?
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You're in your underwear.
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Well, I needed to put on something
to get the morning paper.
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You've been here all night?
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Sure. I'm not one of those guys
who gets up and leaves right after.
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- Right after what?
- Do you wanna hear me say it?
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Fine. You were amazing.
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OK, listen to me very carefully.
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And this is no time to be vague.
What exactly was I amazing at?
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Please tell me
that once contained a mint.
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After a few drinks,
you told me how lonely you were,
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and that I was the kindest man
you'd met in a few years, and...
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...then you kissed me.
And then you took off your...
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OK, OK, stop talking.
I'm getting nauseous.
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This is so great.
I have so many awesome plans for us.
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Us. Oh, man,
it feels so good to say that.
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- Oh, God, here it comes.
- Would you like me to hold your hair?
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No!
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Hey. What are you doing?
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I'm lying in bed, thinking about
the opening tonight, when it hits me.
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- We could run out of bread sticks.
- Oh, honey.
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You have had, what, four hours sleep
in the past three days? You need rest.
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Who cares if we run out of bread sticks?
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I do.
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Tonight's the most important night of
my life. Everything's gotta be perfect.
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Here. Try that.
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- It's good.
- No. Too salty.
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If they're salty, we'll sell more beer.
See? You're a genius.
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Don't patronize me. Oh, my God.
This is gonna be a disaster.
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Hey, chill out. You're acting like I did
when I was six months pregnant.
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Excuse me. You were hitting people.
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Only two. And the mailman had the good
taste never to bring that up again.
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- Let's go sleep.
- The doughmaker has to be fixed.
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- The chairs get delivered at noon.
- I know. I put in the order.
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I will handle anything
that needs to be done.
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And you take these and get some sleep.
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We need you at your best tonight.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
I'm crazy. [chuckles]
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Honey glaze. Honey glaze
will cut the salt in the bread sticks.
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Tom, I do not need to be pregnant
to kick your ass. Now go. Go on.
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Andrew, you're here.
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- What happened to me?
- You kind of had an accident.
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- You fell off our ladder.
- Oh, that's right. Is Orson here?
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He's at the hospital,
but he's not exactly visiting.
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Suicide? No.
Orson would never try to kill himself.
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It must have been an accident.
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They found his footprints
on the trunk of his car.
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The only reason
he'd be up there is to jump.
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- But why?
- Maybe he was feeling guilty.
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For what?
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Mom, I looked at that ladder.
Someone sawed through the rung.
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- And you think...
- I heard you two the other day.
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You told him to turn himself in or else.
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The next day you fall and nearly die.
You think that's a coincidence?
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- You say he's just down the hall?
- Yeah, but don't worry.
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I told them not to let him near you.
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And we're gonna get you home
as soon as we can.
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Can I help you?
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I'm here to pick up
my wife's belongings. Jane Hainsworth.
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Oh. Yes. I'm so sorry for your loss.
I'll be right back.
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- You doing OK?
- Not really. But having you here helps.
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- Oh. Hey, Mrs. Mayer.
- What are you doing at the hospital?
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You haven't heard?
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Hey.
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Susan.
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I just heard from Andrew what happened.
I had to come see you.
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- If you want me to go, I...
- No, no. Come in.
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I know we've been fighting,
but something like this happens,
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it puts everything into perspective.
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I am so sorry. If I hadn't got
so caught up in protecting Mike...
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Susan, stop. Mike is innocent.
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He had nothing to do
with Monique Polier's murder.
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- Do you know something?
- Yes.
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And I intend to go to the police.
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Oh, my God. Does this have
something to do with Orson's accident?
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I can't tell you right now.
You're just gonna have to trust me.
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Can you do that?
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[sighs]
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Of course.
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I should let you rest.
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So we're back to being friends?
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We never really stopped.
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Um, excuse me.
These things don't belong to Jane.
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Are you sure?
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Every couple has their secrets, but
I'm sure she wasn't a closet whittler.
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- Mike Delfino.
- These are Mike's things?
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Yep. Someone made a big mistake.
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Helen, you screwed up the labels again.
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Oh! He had an engagement ring with him.
That's pretty.
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You know, Mike and I are good friends.
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I could return these things
to him, if you like.
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Sorry. He'll have to pick them up
himself. It's hospital policy.
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It's also hospital policy to put
the right labels on the right boxes.
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Ian, you're not gonna believe this. Bree
told me she can prove Mike's innocent.
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- What?
- It's true. He's gonna be a free man.
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- Isn't that great?
- Yes, it's bloody fantastic.
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[sighs] Oops!
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Here. I'm gonna go get Bree
some flowers. I'll be right back.
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No, no, that's great news.
Thank you, doctor.
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So, uh, Orson's gonna pull through?
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You'd rather he didn't?
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No. I just don't know what he's gonna
tell the police when he wakes up.
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Wasn't your fault. Orson falling
off that roof was an accident, right?
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- Well, sort of.
- Sort of?
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Depending on what Orson tells them,
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I could get charged
with attempted murder.
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[Lynette] I'm so glad
she has you to take care of her,
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and, of course,
your mom comes first, Andrew.
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And I wouldn't even ask
except we're opening tonight...
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- Chairs are here.
- Uh... Uh-huh.
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Oh, God, seriously?
Fantastic, thank you.
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Two quick hours and we'll get you
right back home with your mom.
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Thank you, Andrew. OK, bye-bye.
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Did you finish folding
the takeout menus?
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You never asked me to do that.
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I shouldn't have to tell you every
little thing. Show some initiative.
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Wait. Where are my chairs?
I didn't order these.
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- You Lynette Scavo?
- Yes.
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Well then, you ordered these.
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Why would I order 50 highchairs
for the opening of a pizzeria?
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I thought it was one of those
kiddy pizza places,
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with the games and the animatronic rats.
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- Easy there.
- Animatronic rats.
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Where do they find you people?
OK, OK. Here it is. See?
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I ordered 50
of item number seven three...
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Oh. Huh.
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- Did we find the mistake?
- I, um, switched the seven and the one.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- So we're both wrong.
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Now, this place opens in five hours.
How long will it take to fix this?
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Hi. I need to rent 50 chairs
by tonight at five.
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What? Why not?
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What do you mean, it's bar mitzvah
season? There's no such thing.
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You still have five?
I will take those. Scavo.
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OK. That brings us to 22.
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Javi, Rico, we got chairs to find.
Move it.
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Wow. Looks like someone crawled
into a bottle of merlot last night.
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Sort of threw myself
a little birthday party.
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So, if you don't mind,
I'd like to get back to my dry heaving.
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Quick question.
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Was that Zach Young I saw leaving
your house at eight this morning?
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Oh. Yeah. Um, he just came by to, uh,
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drop off a birthday card.
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Really cute, little cat with balloons.
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- All right, bye.
- Follow-up.
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Why was Zach in your driveway at
seven this morning, in his underwear?
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- We had sex last night.
- What?
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I mean, I think we did.
That's what he told me.
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- Weren't you there?
- I don't remember anything.
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I just woke up
and he was in bed next to me.
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Thanks again, Gabby. Hey, Carlos.
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If you don't remember, then how can you
be sure that you and Zach had sex?
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Well, we were both half-naked,
and there was a condom wrapper,
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and he said I was amazing,
which totally sounds like me.
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He thinks we're a couple now.
You have to help me.
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[laughs] I am not getting involved.
235
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God, I can't believe you bagged
another neighborhood kid.
236
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:21,567
- Where are you going?
- To warn the Scavo boys.
237
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,905
[moans]
238
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,583
- I wanna speak to my wife.
- She's resting.
239
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,746
If we can get back to these questions...
240
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:41,686
I fell off a roof.
I need a physician, not a psychiatrist.
241
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,252
It's hospital policy when there's
a suspected suicide attempt.
242
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:50,597
- I didn't try to kill myself.
- But you do have a certain history.
243
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,565
You spent most of 1976
in a psychiatric hospital.
244
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,771
I don't care to discuss that.
245
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,272
You won't be leaving here until we do.
246
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,486
My parents were very religious.
247
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,958
When I was 16,
my father had an affair.
248
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,086
Caused quite a scandal at our church.
249
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,996
He became depressed.
He started drinking heavily.
250
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,798
My mother grew concerned.
She didn't like leaving him alone.
251
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:29,568
One night she had to visit a sick friend
and asked me to keep an eye on him,
252
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:33,372
but I'd made plans with friends.
I thought I could duck out for a while.
253
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,778
When I got home,
I found him in the bathroom.
254
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,549
You blamed yourself?
255
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,887
I didn't need to.
256
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,985
Mother blamed me enough for both of us.
257
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,088
That must've caused quite a strain
in your relationship.
258
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,633
Yes.
259
00:18:55,701 --> 00:19:01,435
But now and then she suggests
little ways I might make it up to her.
260
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:05,136
Yes, I'm calling to check
on the status of a patient.
261
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:08,008
Last name Hodge.
262
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,208
What do you mean, which Hodge?
263
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,782
Gloria, thank God.
I thought you'd forgotten about me.
264
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,258
- When are you letting me out of here?
- It won't be long now.
265
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:27,492
In fact, something interesting happened
last night. Orson tried to kill himself.
266
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:30,660
- Oh, my goodness. Is he OK?
- He'll be fine.
267
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:36,140
My point is, suicide is hardly the act
of a happily married man.
268
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:40,406
Gloria, for God's sake, give it up.
269
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:44,040
- He doesn't love me.
- He will, dear.
270
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,050
Bree will be gone soon,
271
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:50,145
and he'll need a good woman
like you to console him.
272
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:55,185
What are you gonna do to Bree?
273
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,093
Gloria? Gloria!
274
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,144
- Oh, hey, hon. Did you get some sleep?
- Hey.
275
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:24,519
Yes. I'm still kinda groggy
from those pills, but...
276
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:33,322
- And now I'm awake.
- OK, little mix-up with the new chairs.
277
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:37,801
- Which you were in charge of.
- OK, OK, we could point fingers.
278
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:40,804
But what's important
is forgetting what we expected,
279
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:45,070
and focusing on what we have,
which isn't so bad.
280
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:48,078
I mean, all the different
kinds of chairs
281
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:51,741
give the place a kind of bohemian vibe.
282
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,945
Plus, if we get a lot of babies,
look, we're just totally set.
283
00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:00,718
Tom, I'm sorry. I am. I'm sorry.
284
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:04,819
I just... I realize it's not perfect.
285
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:10,901
But... Please say something.
286
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,032
What can I say, Lynette?
287
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,441
It is what it is.
288
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:28,711
Why do I have to baby-sit Mom? All
my friends are gonna be at the opening.
289
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,847
- Austin was gonna sneak us beer.
- Damn it, I have to work.
290
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:35,450
Our mother's lying helpless upstairs.
Her husband tried to kill her.
291
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,189
For just one night,
could you try to be responsible?
292
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,793
[Danielle] I liked you better
when you were a psychopath!
293
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:02,075
[indistinct chatter]
294
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,722
Here you go.
295
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,320
- Oh. You're here.
- I wouldn't have missed it.
296
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,490
You know how I feel
about Lynette and Tom.
297
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:19,196
Uh, look. Zach, I'm glad you're here.
I've been wanting to talk, about us.
298
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:25,141
Me too. You being in my life now,
having the connection that we do,
299
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:29,579
this is really the first time I've been
happy since my mother killed herself.
300
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:36,544
- Could you excuse me a second?
- Of course, baby. Hurry back.
301
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:42,285
I am in hell.
I just tried to break up with Zach.
302
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,659
The little twerp
played the dead mommy card.
303
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:48,198
- Can't let him make you feel guilty.
- But I am guilty.
304
00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:52,293
I don't remember how we ended up
in bed together. Maybe I led him on.
305
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,669
I've got to be sensitive here.
306
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,638
- Could you threaten him for me?
- What?
307
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:01,873
Intimidate him. Do the whole jealous,
Latin, ex-husband thing you do.
308
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,642
If you can't have me, nobody can.
309
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,013
Forget it.
I'm not gonna do that to poor Zach.
310
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:08,211
Hey, I am looking out for Zach, too.
311
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,754
If I dump him,
it'll destroy him emotionally.
312
00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:12,915
Better to scare him off.
313
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,051
Please?
314
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,231
- Fine.
- Thank you.
315
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:26,396
OK, look, there he goes.
Go. Go get all cholo on his ass.
316
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:43,313
- Hey, Mr. Solis.
- Hey.
317
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,856
[Carlos sighs]
318
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:51,652
Look, I need to talk to you about
something. It's a little awkward, but...
319
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,932
- Mr. Solis?
- What?
320
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:03,236
You were just saying
that something was awkward?
321
00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:08,741
Never mind. Forget that I said anything.
322
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:16,286
- Hey. So how'd it go?
- You did not have sex with Zach Young.
323
00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:19,316
Really? Did he tell you that?
324
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:22,053
- He didn't have to.
- What?
325
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,960
I was standing next to him
at the urinal.
326
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:29,364
I don't care how drunk you were,
if you had sex with him, you'd remember.
327
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,193
Little Zach Young?
328
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:37,269
Well, just how much
would I have remembered?
329
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:48,281
[doorbell rings]
330
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:58,820
- Uh, hey. What are you doing here?
- I thought Bree might like some soup.
331
00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:01,661
It's my own special recipe.
332
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,095
I was surprised to find you home.
333
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:10,005
I thought the whole street
was going to Scavo's tonight.
334
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:12,066
Well, I was supposed to go.
335
00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:15,203
But, uh, Andrew said I had
to stay home and baby-sit Mom.
336
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,147
Well, that's just silly.
337
00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:23,745
A vibrant young lady like you should be
at the party, turning boys' heads.
338
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:28,115
You go. I'll look after your mother.
339
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:32,562
- You mean it?
- Just take her dinner up first.
340
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:36,123
I don't think I can manage
the tray with my cane.
341
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,226
Thanks, Grandma. You're the best.
342
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:42,136
This soup smells so good.
343
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:46,200
You wanna score some points,
don't say I brought it.
344
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,269
Tell her you made it yourself.
345
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:24,377
Hey! Hey!
346
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:31,714
Hello! Over here!
347
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,325
[AIma screams]
348
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,773
Honey, there is a line out the door.
We are gonna make a killing tonight.
349
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,174
I'm happy for you.
350
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:56,276
- For us.
- Now it's us?
351
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,146
I thought I was the one
who was trying to ruin everything.
352
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,318
OK, look, I know I overreacted...
353
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:05,584
Yes, you did, but... I have customers.
354
00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:15,360
- Place came out great, huh?
- Sure did.
355
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:18,661
Looks like the whole street's here.
356
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:20,728
Yeah.
357
00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:26,541
Except for Orson, who fell off a roof.
You know anything about that?
358
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:29,137
Why would you think that?
359
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:32,811
I heard you talking to Carlos.
Answer the question.
360
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:37,914
I... I can't talk about it here.
361
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:41,789
- It's complicated.
- It always is with you.
362
00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:45,659
Hey, I just had a slice of pizza.
It's pretty good.
363
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:50,167
Is it really good, or are you
just pretending you had a slice?
364
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:54,868
- You and I did not have sex. Admit it.
- Of course we did.
365
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:58,966
Zach, how can you claim
to care about me and lie to my face?
366
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:06,014
I'm sorry.
I'm tired of just being your friend.
367
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:09,986
I thought if you saw me as a lover, you
could think of me as a man, not a boy.
368
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,353
Zach, a real man is honest.
369
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:16,258
All you've tried to do is bribe and
trick me into falling in love with you.
370
00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:18,921
A little advice next time?
Don't play games.
371
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:21,261
Just stand up and be the kind of man
372
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,823
a woman would be proud
to share her life with.
373
00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:27,534
[clinking glass]
374
00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:29,939
Hello!
375
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:35,469
- It's high time to make a toast.
- [man] Sure.
376
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,038
Um, Tom, where are you?
Where...?
377
00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:40,414
Tom, you did it.
378
00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:44,387
There are a lot of people in this room
that didn't think you could pull it off.
379
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,651
- OK, well, maybe just me.
- [laughter]
380
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,423
Anyway, congratulations.
381
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:56,490
The pizza is excellent,
and the service is sublime.
382
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,059
- Cheers.
- [Carlos] Speech!
383
00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,196
[applause]
384
00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:03,604
Thank you. Thank you for coming.
385
00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:06,371
It means everything in the world to me.
386
00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:10,642
When I arrived here this afternoon
and I saw these weird chairs,
387
00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:14,344
um, I thought the evening
was gonna be a total disaster.
388
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:18,150
But now, when I look out,
I can't even see the chairs.
389
00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:24,318
I just see people eating, laughing,
and having a great time.
390
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,666
It's absolutely perfect.
391
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:33,369
And none of this would have happened
without my amazing partner Lynette.
392
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,736
[cheering]
393
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:42,002
Who, uh... to...
394
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:49,479
I'm sorry. I'm a little...
395
00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:51,883
[Lynette laughs]
396
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,322
I think what my husband
is trying to say is,
397
00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:57,555
if you wanna test a marriage,
open a restaurant together.
398
00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:02,157
Anyway, um, thank you for coming.
Eat a lot and come back.
399
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:06,499
- 'Cause our kids need braces.
- [cheering]
400
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,438
Actually, as long as everyone
has their glasses raised,
401
00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:13,773
I have something
that I would like to say.
402
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:18,111
I... Well, I thought of waiting
for the perfect romantic spot
403
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:19,650
to ask this question,
404
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:22,914
but being here tonight,
enveloped by so much love and warmth,
405
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:27,720
I realize that, um, this is
the perfect romantic spot.
406
00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:33,462
- Susan Mayer...
- Drop the pizza.
407
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:40,163
Will you make me the happiest man
in the world and be my wife?
408
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,309
Absolutely. Yes.
409
00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:47,071
[cheering]
410
00:30:56,254 --> 00:31:01,248
Ladies and gentlemen, please. I have
something that I'd like to say also.
411
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:07,324
Gabrielle Solis, will you marry me?
412
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:09,195
[indistinct gasping]
413
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,003
No, there will be no clapping.
414
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:15,733
You. Moron. Come with me.
415
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:26,946
Time for your pills, Mr. Hodge.
416
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,913
It's after six?
I need to speak with my wife.
417
00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:34,254
- What room is she in?
- Oh. Your wife checked out.
418
00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:38,327
- Already?
- She was very eager to get home.
419
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,524
- Don't worry. She'll be fine.
- I have to talk to her.
420
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,797
Oh. That reminds me, your mother called.
She said she didn't wanna wake you up.
421
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,771
She wanted to make sure
we'd be keeping you overnight.
422
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,139
Moms are like that, so protective.
423
00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:59,082
- [grunts]
- [answering machine beeps]
424
00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:03,246
[Orson] Bree, it's me.
Are you there? Please pick up.
425
00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,753
Bree?
426
00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:10,282
Please, somebody, pick up the phone.
427
00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:15,163
- [Zach] You're mad...
- [Gabby] I'm done.
428
00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:18,202
- You said to be honest.
- I did not say to humiliate me.
429
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:21,067
I'm sorry. All right,
I was just trying to...
430
00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:24,006
- What do you want from me?
- I want you to leave me alone.
431
00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:27,442
This friends thing isn't gonna work.
You'll always want more.
432
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:30,640
- And I'm never gonna love you. Ever.
- Ha. Ha.
433
00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:33,878
Twenty years from now,
when you're all middle-aged and alone,
434
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,819
- you'll regret this.
- OK. I'll take my chances.
435
00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:50,358
- Thought you might need this.
- Bless you.
436
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,874
So how did it go with Seabiscuit?
437
00:32:57,942 --> 00:33:00,672
- He's devastated.
- Of course.
438
00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:02,576
It's my fault.
439
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:07,016
I should have known he couldn't handle
the whole "let's be friends" thing.
440
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:09,519
I don't blame him.
441
00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:12,988
I'm having kind of a hard time myself
being just your friend.
442
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:17,084
Watching you with other guys,
being your confidant.
443
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:21,427
Really? I think it's been nice.
444
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,263
For you maybe.
445
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:28,066
Seriously, I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna be able to keep this up.
446
00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:31,397
Wow.
447
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:39,810
Well, hang in there as long as you can
because I still need you.
448
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,584
I'll do my best.
449
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:51,691
[indistinct chatter]
450
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,396
What are you doing here?
451
00:33:56,467 --> 00:34:01,029
I have better things to do than baby-sit
Mom. She's fine. Gloria's watching her.
452
00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:04,336
What? I told you Mom's ready
to go to the cops about Orson.
453
00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:07,378
How could you leave her at home
with his crazy mother?
454
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,936
She brought soup.
455
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:25,190
Gloria. What are you doing here?
456
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,629
I came to take care of you.
457
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,666
I'm so sleepy.
458
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,533
Good. Then the pills are working.
459
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:40,702
Andrew! Danielle!
460
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:43,679
They're gone.
461
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,147
It's just us.
462
00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:50,242
Now, you rest, hon.
463
00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:57,123
I'm gonna draw you a nice, warm bath.
464
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,523
[moans]
465
00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:05,793
[water running in tub]
466
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,541
[striking match]
467
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,464
Oh, Bree.
468
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:43,906
I wish I could make you understand
how deeply I regret having to do this.
469
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:48,912
Monique, that was easy. She was a slut.
470
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:53,974
You're a good woman. You didn't know
Orson already had a wife.
471
00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,576
But he did.
472
00:35:56,654 --> 00:36:00,146
And he made a vow to her before God.
473
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,220
What sort of mother would I be
if I let him break it?
474
00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:13,793
I'm sorry.
475
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:19,833
But I will not let him
be his father's son.
476
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,047
[sighs]
477
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,193
Wake up, Mr. Hodge. I've got dinner.
478
00:36:58,015 --> 00:37:01,246
That water's not too hot, is it?
479
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:04,379
No, it's just right.
480
00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:06,480
[tires screeching]
481
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,891
Mom? You all right?
482
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:24,530
[Orson groaning]
483
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,638
Andrew.
484
00:38:48,859 --> 00:38:51,054
You've done this before, haven't you?
485
00:38:54,765 --> 00:38:56,699
[GIoria] Ow! Oh!
486
00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:00,897
Oof! Uh!
487
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:33,036
- Is she all right?
- She will be.
488
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,971
Get her some blankets
and some dry clothes.
489
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,530
[GIoria] Orson?
490
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:41,601
Orson!
491
00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:50,045
Something's wrong.
492
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:53,682
I think I'm having a stroke.
493
00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:57,592
You need an ambulance, Mother.
494
00:39:57,661 --> 00:40:01,654
It's too bad there's no one here
who'd dream of calling you one.
495
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,632
[wheezing]
496
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:16,635
- What are you doing?
- I don't want her dying in our house.
497
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,903
Hey there. Are you all right?
498
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:48,404
Your mother, she tried to kill me.
499
00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:54,008
Don't worry about her.
She's never gonna hurt you again.
500
00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:57,713
- And neither will Alma.
- Alma?
501
00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,188
- She's dead.
- What?
502
00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:03,055
I don't know what happened,
but she's gone.
503
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:07,461
And she's taking our troubles with her.
504
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:13,265
Tomorrow morning one of our neighbors
will stumble on a gruesome surprise,
505
00:41:13,337 --> 00:41:16,602
two bodies side by side.
506
00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:25,712
The police will conclude
that Alma fell from the roof,
507
00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:29,776
and when my mother found her,
she suffered a stroke.
508
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:35,248
When they search the house,
509
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,784
they'll find the note Alma wrote
when she faked her suicide,
510
00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:42,856
and next to it
a bag containing Monique's teeth.
511
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,798
In the face of such evidence,
they'll have no choice
512
00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:53,571
but to drop the charges
against Mike Delfino.
513
00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:07,918
And then you and I are gonna take
that honeymoon we never got around to.
514
00:42:10,928 --> 00:42:12,259
I'd love that.
515
00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:22,295
What about your mother?
I mean, after all the things she's done,
516
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,603
is she just gonna get off scot-free?
517
00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:33,205
Thank you, doctor.
I know you did all you could.
518
00:42:36,587 --> 00:42:39,556
Good news, Mother.
519
00:42:39,623 --> 00:42:43,787
The doctor said your stroke
has left you completely paralyzed.
520
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:48,525
You can't even speak. Which means
all our secrets will be safe forever.
521
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,036
Oh, here's the best part.
522
00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:56,231
Your brain is functioning normally.
523
00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:59,401
So I don't have to worry
about putting you in jail.
524
00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:00,636
You're already there.
525
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:08,747
Now, I'm gonna turn your head,
so you can watch me walk away.
526
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:14,714
You don't wanna miss it, 'cause
it's the last time you'll ever see me.
527
00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:29,637
[Mary Alice] A surprising thing
happened to Orson Hodge
528
00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:34,474
as he left Fairview Memorial hospital.
529
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:39,107
His life began to flash before his eyes.
530
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,849
But it wasn't his past he saw.
531
00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:45,912
It was his future.
532
00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:51,586
Ordinary suburban days
533
00:43:51,662 --> 00:43:54,563
filled with ordinary suburban moments,
534
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:59,331
each made beautiful
because of the housewife by his side.
535
00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:07,405
Yes, Orson could finally envision a life
free from secrets and pain.
536
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,713
And he couldn't wait for it to begin.
537
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:15,274
Honey, I'm home.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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