1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,901 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,995 - The last two years are a blank. - That's a fresh approach. 3 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:08,040 I believe you. 4 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:11,441 - Mike couldn't place a familiar face. - Whoever killed her... 5 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,672 The police couldn't identify a murder victim. 6 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,181 ...pulled out all her teeth. - There's no signature. 7 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:18,444 Gabrielle was getting showered with gifts... 8 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,884 - The buyer asked to remain anonymous. - ... from a mystery suitor. 9 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:24,185 - I'm gonna open up a pizza parlor! - And Lynette couldn't believe... 10 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,521 - Oh, dear God. - ... what her husband had done. 11 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,720 I want to do what you want to do. 12 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,821 Julie's first love was two-timing her. 13 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:34,560 - And Orson's first wife... - I'm Alma Hodge. 14 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:35,896 ... wasn't going away... 15 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,834 - What do you think? - I'll take it. 16 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,929 ... any time soon. 17 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:47,608 Your average housewife worries constantly about the dangerous people 18 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,944 she sees on the nightly news. 19 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,786 Which is why she buys expensive alarm systems, 20 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,946 carries pepper spray in her purse, 21 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:01,218 and keeps a gun in her drawer. 22 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:07,055 So she can go about her day feeling safe and protected. 23 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:08,293 [clicking] 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,566 Your average inmate worries constantly about the dangerous people 25 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,165 he comes in contact with every day. 26 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,770 Which is why he takes ordinary items. 27 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:24,116 and turns them into weapons... 28 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:27,713 ... that he always keeps handy. 29 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:32,019 So he can go about his day feeling safe and protected. 30 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:36,992 What is the difference between the housewife and the inmate? 31 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:42,935 The inmate knows the feeling won't last long. 32 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:45,232 [indistinct chattering] 33 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,116 Delfino. Right? 34 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:06,385 Yeah. So? 35 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,427 [grunting] 36 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,194 [grunting] 37 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:22,933 [groaning] 38 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:26,071 Come on, brother. Let's go. 39 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,910 - You OK? - Yeah. 40 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,472 I owe you one. 41 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:32,511 Yeah. 42 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,986 I guess you do. 43 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:39,889 Yes. We all need protection from those who would do us harm. 44 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:46,930 And sometimes from those who protect us. 45 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,140 - Wild parties. - [laughter] 46 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,075 Handsome strangers. 47 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,574 Tender kisses. 48 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,850 I had a great time. Bye, you guys. 49 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,616 Yes, there were many things Gabrielle Solis liked 50 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,714 about being single again. 51 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,159 But coming home to an empty house... 52 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,224 ... was not one of them. 53 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,028 [screaming] 54 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,604 [panting] 55 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:38,045 - You're sleeping at my place tonight. - Really? 56 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,416 What did you have in mind? 57 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,182 God, I hate my life. 58 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:46,157 Honestly, did you think I was going to sleep with you? 59 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,217 It would be the polite way to thank me. 60 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:51,593 Carlos, this isn't funny. I am scared to death of this maniac. 61 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:55,361 Since when? Yesterday you were loving all the presents. 62 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,960 - The intrigue. - The guy broke into the house. 63 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:00,164 He went from secret admirer to stalker. 64 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,107 Maybe he's trying to kill me so no one else will have me. 65 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,905 Why don't you just call the cops? 66 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,775 Oh, and tell them what? "9-1-1? 67 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,679 Somebody broke in the house and left a $6,000 dress." 68 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,276 So, if this guy shows up again, what am I supposed to do, exactly? 69 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:17,187 Nothing. Just having you here helps. 70 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,282 Now, that's very sweet. 71 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,624 When he breaks in and starts hacking you up with his machete, 72 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:25,493 your screams will wake me and I'll be able to escape. 73 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,594 Glad I could help. 74 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,708 - Hey, stranger. - Hey. 75 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:42,475 You have good timing. I just got all the kids to sleep. 76 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,607 Oh, damn. I wanted to tuck them in. 77 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:47,744 Well, you can tuck me in. 78 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,014 [chuckling] 79 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:52,114 I thought I smelled your sex perfume. 80 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,157 - Come here. Hi. - Hi. 81 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,199 Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute. Don't get me all revved up yet. 82 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:03,030 The printer is gonna drop off my menu on his way home. 83 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,763 He already did. 84 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:08,999 You didn't look at that, did you? It's just a mock-up. 85 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:12,476 Too late. I looked. And it's great. 86 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,903 - Really? - Yes! 87 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,508 I love the font, the color, everything. 88 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:22,145 I am so jazzed to see the restaurant. 89 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,746 It is so good to hear that. 90 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,254 [Lynette giggling] Ooh! 91 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:32,462 So... any idea when that might be? 92 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:36,490 Sure. How about in two weeks? 93 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,036 Hey. 94 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:39,696 You open in two weeks. 95 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:44,471 That'd be a good time to come by because there's free refills, balloons, music. 96 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:47,069 Might there be a VIP preview 97 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:49,876 for people, say, who bore your children? 98 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:53,584 - Lynette. - Yeah? 99 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:56,178 I don't want you to see it until it's all done. 100 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,652 Why not? 101 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:02,854 You'll look at the place and have tips and suggestions 102 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,193 that you won't be able to keep to yourself. 103 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,562 You think? Because I just saw a takeout menu 104 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:10,602 with a six-digit phone number and I kept that to myself. 105 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,366 See! There it is. That snarky, know-it-all attitude. 106 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:17,432 What? I am snarky because I point out one small, glaring mistake? 107 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,970 That's it. Now you're banned from the opening. 108 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,480 Ah! 109 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,676 Fine. Good night. 110 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,718 So, we're not having sex? 111 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,917 Hey, you banned me from your opening. 112 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:45,233 All I'm saying is that I'd feel a lot safer on the pill. 113 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:48,000 But if you're not 18 you need parental consent. 114 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,201 Your mother needs another reason to hate me? 115 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:53,837 She'll hate you worse if you get me... Hey! 116 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,107 Hi. 117 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:56,773 Hi. 118 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,611 - Bye. - Bye. 119 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,028 Can't we keep using condoms and be extra careful? 120 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,031 [Julie] You crazy? They're not dependable. 121 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,590 [Austin] They are. Why do you think everybody uses them? 122 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:18,159 Read the box. They all have to pass inspection. 123 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:21,604 [Julie] It's too risky. Condoms are only 85 percent effective. 124 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:24,403 Mom! 125 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:26,811 Mom, what happened? Are you OK? 126 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,141 Oh... 127 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,079 I was just, uh... 128 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:32,811 I lost an earring. 129 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:35,285 Mom, you're wearing both your earrings. 130 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,655 Oh. I found it. 131 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,956 Austin, I would like to talk to my daughter privately. 132 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,088 Sure. Call me later. 133 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:53,264 - Why were you talking about condoms? - Why were you eavesdropping? 134 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:56,001 Don't change the subject. Are you two having sex? 135 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,771 I thought that I raised you to be smarter than that. 136 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:02,941 Don't you realize that sex is not fun and games. It's dangerous! 137 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:06,576 Every time there's a new disease! Do you want it to burn when you pee? 138 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:07,710 - Mom. - Sex kills! 139 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:08,811 - Mom! - What? 140 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:11,079 I'm not having sex. 141 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,183 Really? 142 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,788 Really. 143 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,019 Oh, thank God. 144 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:23,093 If you're not having sex, why were you talking about condoms? 145 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:26,332 Because we know two kids at school who are, 146 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:28,339 and they're only using condoms, 147 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:32,070 which is stupid because condoms are only 85 percent effective. 148 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,570 Yes. That's right. 149 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:37,575 A condom alone will not protect you. 150 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,615 I totally agree. 151 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,587 [Edie]... the least I could do. 152 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,924 [indistinct chattering] 153 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,597 - [gasping] Bree! - Alma. 154 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,659 I didn't know that you knew Edie. 155 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:01,229 I told your friends at that party I was looking for a new house. 156 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:05,038 - A house? - Yes. And Gabby introduced us. 157 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,808 Oh. Well, um, I don't want to keep you. 158 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:12,977 I'm sure that Edie has lots of other houses to show you. 159 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,349 Nope, we're done. 160 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,856 Alma took one look at the Applewhite house, and bam, 161 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,152 love at first sight. 162 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,489 - What? - We're going to be neighbors. 163 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,789 No! 164 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,198 I mean... I mean, no. 165 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,826 - Alma, you can't buy this house. - Why not? 166 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,166 Well, are you aware of its history? 167 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,571 The previous owner was harboring a murderer. 168 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,165 It was her son. 169 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,268 Say what you like, she was a great mom. 170 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,210 They had a dungeon in the basement. 171 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,943 People say they still hear groans coming from the house at night. 172 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,578 They're gonna hear groans coming from your house if you don't zip it. 173 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,616 Don't worry, Alma. I'm sure that Edie can find you a house 174 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,456 that won't give you nightmares. 175 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,462 It's too late, Bree. 176 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,363 I've fallen in love with this neighborhood. 177 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,993 As for that haunted house stuff, that's silly. 178 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,060 People don't come back from the dead. 179 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,969 Don't I wish. 180 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,818 I will not have that woman as a neighbor! 181 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,720 - You have got to do something! - I said I'd talk to her. 182 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:28,123 - What are you waiting for? - The house is dark. She's not there. 183 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:31,960 - You're gonna wait until she moves in? - I will deal with it. Calm down. 184 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:35,831 How can I be calm? For months people thought you killed your first wife. 185 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,301 No sooner does she show up and clear your name 186 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,805 than the police ask you about another murder. 187 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,101 They just had questions. 188 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:45,541 Everybody has questions. Susan and I don't speak because of it. 189 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:46,737 Bree, please. 190 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,508 I try to hold my head up and smile 191 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,449 and just bake more pies for the church social. 192 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,850 But now your ex is camped out on our doorstep 193 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,684 like I am hosting some kind of Mormon slumber party! 194 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,954 And I do not know how I'm going to bake my way out of this one. 195 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:05,555 Darling, I swear to you, I will get Alma out of that house. 196 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:09,123 I don't care if I have to live up to my reputation and strangle her. 197 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,568 You're a good husband. 198 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,401 Have you lost your mind? 199 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,172 I am not getting you the pill. 200 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,076 Aunt Edie, Julie and I are in love. 201 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:24,605 Oh, please. It's not love you're feeling. It's hormones. 202 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,811 - That's not true. - OK, fine. 203 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:32,380 If you want to express your love you don't need to go all the way. 204 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,926 Kiss. Touch. Rub. 205 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,394 I mean, whatever happened to heavy petting? 206 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:40,626 - It's so underrated. - That's your advice? 207 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:45,397 I'm sorry. I've never been good at getting people not to have sex. 208 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,462 So you're not going to help us? 209 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:52,375 Julie, if I do this, your mother would have my head. 210 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,141 - You should be talking to her. - I can't talk to her. 211 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,808 The whole idea of this completely freaks her out. 212 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,874 She started screaming, "Sex kills!" 213 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,582 So now it's all in my lap. 214 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,886 God, she pisses me off. 215 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,054 Look, how about I spring for a box of condoms? 216 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,892 Will that get you two off my back? 217 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,163 Condoms are only 85 percent effective. 218 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,360 Is that true? 219 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,900 Damn. I thought I could coast all the way to menopause. 220 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:25,410 Look, we're going to have sex whether you help us or not. 221 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,469 We're just trying to be responsible. 222 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,077 All right. 223 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:37,282 But just so you know, the responsible thing is to abstain from sex 224 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,290 and focus on your studies. 225 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,790 There. 226 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,728 I said it out loud just in case anybody asks. 227 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:48,960 Gabby, I need another pillow. 228 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:52,060 [Gabby] All right. Don't take the big one. That's my favorite. 229 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,333 It's only for one night because tomorrow 230 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,897 I'm going to be back home sleeping in my own bed. 231 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,944 [Gabby] What? You can't abandon me. 232 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:02,708 There's a madman stalking me. My life is on the line. 233 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,816 Do you know how scared I am? 234 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,312 You're keeping that? 235 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,979 Hey, I'm scared, but not of the dress. 236 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,130 [car door closes] 237 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,836 [whispering] Carlos! 238 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,711 Carlos, wake up! I need you! 239 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,747 - Yeah. I thought you'd come around. - What? No! 240 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,289 - Hey! - He's here! 241 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,499 [grunting] 242 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,038 Carlos, be careful! He might have a gun! 243 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,265 [grunting] 244 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,103 I'm unarmed. Stop kicking me! 245 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,541 Now you're going to give me attitude? 246 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,135 Gabby, we got him. Maintain. 247 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,909 This jerk terrorized me! He broke into my house! 248 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,449 It was a $6,000 dress. 249 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,748 And my boss didn't want me leaving it on the porch. 250 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,219 Your boss? 251 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,580 Hey, I'm sorry to wake you, sir, 252 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,219 but there was a problem dropping off the gift. 253 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,796 Yes, and she's right here... with me. 254 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,528 This is Gabrielle. Who the hell is this? 255 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,765 Yes, I got your "token of esteem" and I'm not impressed. 256 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,971 Because you're freaking me out, that's why! 257 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,478 No, I don't care how much it cost. That's beside the point. 258 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,145 Really? That much? 259 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,674 Tell him if he doesn't stop harassing you, you'll call the cops. 260 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,916 I know you're trying to be romantic, but if you keep this up, 261 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,514 I'm going to be forced... 262 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,721 [chuckling] 263 00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,092 What did he say? 264 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,929 That's sweet of you, but I am not the most beautiful woman in the world. 265 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,970 Tell him you're going to get a restraining order on him. 266 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,595 Yes. I may be in the top ten. 267 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,334 - Gabby! - Hey! I'm talking here! 268 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,877 Your voice sounds so familiar. Do I know you? 269 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:19,680 He says I know him and that he wants to reintroduce himself at dinner. 270 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,242 Absolutely not. 271 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,848 I would not feel comfortable meeting for dinner. 272 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,222 - Good girl. - How about lunch? 273 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,385 Gabby! 274 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,861 But you have to promise to stop buying me these expensive gifts. 275 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,365 Because I'm not that kind of girl. 276 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,664 Well, for that many carats, yes, I could be that kind of girl. 277 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,131 I got to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow! 278 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,366 [turns off phone] 279 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:47,407 How about that? And here I was thinking some guy wants to murder me in my sleep. 280 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:49,242 The night's still young. 281 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,286 - How're those ribs? - Oh. 282 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:06,263 Just needed some tape. I mean, those guys were hard-core. 283 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,560 - You really saved my ass. - Don't mention it. 284 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,933 No. Seriously. 285 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,068 If there's ever anything I can do for you, just say the word. 286 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,041 I'll keep that in mind. 287 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,642 Hey, Delfino. 288 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,608 Yeah, boss? 289 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,209 Might want to find yourself another prom date. 290 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,688 - That guy's not your friend. - How do you know that? 291 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:35,693 After those mutts knocked you around the other day your boy paid them off. 292 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,693 - You sure? - I saw money change hands. 293 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,563 So watch your back. 294 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,429 [door buzzing] 295 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:53,169 I was in the middle of freaking out 296 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,805 when Julie assured me that she's not having sex. 297 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,644 Can't tell you how relieved I was. 298 00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,911 Uh-huh. 299 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,977 Don't say "uh-huh" like that. Julie wouldn't lie to me. 300 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:06,320 If she says she's not having sex, then she's not having sex. 301 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,659 - OK. - You can't say "OK" like that, either. 302 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,892 Julie's not like other girls. She's a straight-A student. 303 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,900 And you were valedictorian. 304 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,698 What were you up to that your mother didn't know about? 305 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,401 - You search the closet. - I'll look under the bed. 306 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:24,669 Wait, wait, wait. 307 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:28,008 First rule of ransacking, remember where everything goes. 308 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,275 [camera clicking] 309 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:33,045 You are going to make a really good mother some day. 310 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,552 So, what does this diary look like? 311 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,590 It's small. It's got a plaid cover. 312 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,522 When you find it you have to read it. 313 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,890 I promised her I would respect her privacy. 314 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,428 Help me flip this mattress. 315 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,396 - Oh, my God! - You found it? 316 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:50,094 This is adorable. You think maybe I could...? 317 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,761 No, you cannot borrow it. 318 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,366 Fine. 319 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,133 - Why does Julie have a VCR? - To watch movies. 320 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:03,375 Please. Kids don't watch videos anymore. Everything's digital. 321 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,915 See? It's just a tape. 322 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,459 Is it? 323 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,720 [rattling] 324 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,371 [Orson] Alma. 325 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,841 What do you think you're doing? 326 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:38,974 Measuring for drapes. 327 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,019 I'm thinking damask. 328 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,178 You know what I mean. 329 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:48,452 - Why have you moved here? - It's a very nice street. 330 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,320 And I've made friends here. 331 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,998 People have taken such an interest in me. 332 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,331 Yeah, they thought you were dead. 333 00:18:57,402 --> 00:19:00,701 The novelty of your not being a corpse can't last forever. 334 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,132 What are you after, hm? 335 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,403 Are you still punishing me? 336 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,809 You want me to pay you to leave? What? 337 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,774 I want what I've always wanted. 338 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,908 You. 339 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,418 I'm married. 340 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,287 And even if I weren't, I don't love you. 341 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,661 You didn't love the old Alma. 342 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,424 I'm not that woman anymore. 343 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,556 I'm stronger, more confident. 344 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,464 It may take you a while to see that, but I can wait. 345 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,102 Alma, I love Bree. 346 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,141 But does she love you? 347 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,034 She may love the Orson she knows. 348 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,743 But does she know what you did to Monique? 349 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,748 Does she know you ran over Mike Delfino? 350 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,521 I know all that. 351 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,091 I still love you. 352 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,687 Would she? 353 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,968 So I see you've spoken to Mother. 354 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,470 Yes. 355 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,604 It's nice to have someone on my side in all of this. 356 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,613 Don't worry. 357 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,844 I won't tell Bree. 358 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:24,048 She might go to the police and you're no good to me in jail. 359 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,758 But if I thought I had no chance with you, 360 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,659 no chance at all, 361 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:35,399 well, there'd be nothing to stop me from telling. 362 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,770 Please, Orson, 363 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,440 don't take away my hope. 364 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,184 She's not going. 365 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,588 Why not? 366 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,685 And what the hell was that on the porch? 367 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,197 She kissed me good-bye. What was I supposed to do, slug her? 368 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,290 You went there to read her the riot act. 369 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:11,063 It looked like you were reading her a bedtime story. 370 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:14,162 Bree, I told her we don't want her here. 371 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:17,902 I threatened, I shouted. She refuses to go. 372 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,570 We're just going to have to make the best of it. 373 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:31,387 - Hello? - [Lynette] Hey, it's me. 374 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,048 You want to meet for lunch? 375 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,583 No, honey, I got to drive to Greendale to pick out napkins. 376 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,357 Remember, I told you. 377 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,826 [Lynette] Oh, yeah, that's right. 378 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,163 So, I'll see you tonight. 379 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,465 OK. Good. I'll see you. 380 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,432 [car engine starting] 381 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:15,723 Oh, my God. 382 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,830 Hey, Mrs. Scavo. 383 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:26,639 Andrew, hi. I thought you weren't starting until the opening. 384 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,203 There's just so much work that needs to be done. 385 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,442 Mr. Scavo asked me to start early. 386 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,676 Oh. 387 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,218 He's not here, by the way. 388 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,414 Yeah, I know and, hey, don't tell him I stopped by. 389 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:41,391 I'm not supposed to be here. I just wanted to sneak a peek. 390 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,455 - [electronic beeping] - Shouldn't you be working? 391 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,090 Shouldn't you not be here? 392 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,861 Touché. 393 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,861 So, how do you like the place? 394 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,337 I think it's fantastic. 395 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,468 It's really coming together. 396 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,341 Ooh, I love the bar. 397 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,142 Oh, yeah. It's pretty cool. 398 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,206 Too bad we can't get a liquor license. 399 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,341 What? 400 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,519 Oh, didn't Mr. Scavo tell you? 401 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:12,148 No, he didn't. 402 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:17,557 Don't, um, restaurants make half their money on the liquor? 403 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:20,530 Oh. Yeah. We're completely screwed. 404 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,965 This is a nightmare. 405 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:25,059 How did this happen? 406 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,937 The city re-zoned and said he had to get all the residents within a block 407 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:32,738 to sign a waiver, and there's some holdouts. He's kind of bumming. 408 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:36,804 Well, then why isn't he dealing with it instead of shopping for napkins? 409 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:43,049 We could lose our shirts in this dump! 410 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,421 Is this Dr. Marvin Tashman? 411 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,955 Hi. My name is Susan Mayer. 412 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,189 My daughter Julie came in to see you. 413 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,523 Yes, about birth control. 414 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,658 So, I'm just curious. 415 00:23:56,735 --> 00:24:00,637 Where do you get off prescribing that without my consent? 416 00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:05,505 What? No, I most certainly was not there. 417 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,935 What do I look like? 418 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,413 I don't have blonde hair. 419 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:19,419 Wait. Did my blonde hair have dark roots? 420 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,885 Oh! 421 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,690 I forgot to give you the keys to the shed. 422 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,259 You got my daughter the pill? 423 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:30,995 Here. Catch. 424 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,502 Don't you walk away from me! 425 00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:39,168 Do we have to do this now? 426 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:42,702 Yes. You might have gotten your first diaphragm with milk money. 427 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,614 It doesn't give you the right to corrupt my daughter! 428 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,652 It's not like I went to Julie and said, 429 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,187 "Want to go out for a burger and birth control?" 430 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,745 She came to me. 431 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:55,919 You do not get to decide this for her! What were you thinking? 432 00:24:55,994 --> 00:25:00,431 I was thinking if Julie got knocked up that you and I could become family. 433 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,626 I'm sorry. I cannot take that chance. 434 00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:05,534 It was until your rotten nephew came to town 435 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:07,231 that Julie was a perfect kid. 436 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:10,832 And now she's lying and scheming and having casual sex! 437 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:13,377 She's just a boob job away from being you! 438 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:16,107 Look, Mayer, Julie has discovered sex. 439 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,842 The genie is out of the bottle. 440 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,908 You better get good with it or you could lose her forever. 441 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,682 Because like it or not, she loves him. 442 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:27,582 And you know what else? He loves her. 443 00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:34,789 [clearing throat] 444 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:43,737 Your gentleman friend went to make a call. 445 00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:45,935 - He'll be with you shortly. - Thank you. 446 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,032 [man] Gabrielle. 447 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:16,370 Zach Young! Oh, my God! It's been ages. 448 00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:18,272 Wow! 449 00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:21,278 Look at you! So handsome in a suit. 450 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,940 - You look beautiful. - Aren't you sweet? 451 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:30,920 Well, anyway, I'd love to catch up, but I'm kind of waiting for someone. 452 00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:33,754 Yes, I know. 453 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,729 So the dress fits. Cool. 454 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:52,966 I'd like a bottle of your 1982 Château Lafite-Rothschild. 455 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:55,171 I'm sorry. How old are you? 456 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,483 Oh, why don't we say... a hundred. 457 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:02,647 So you are. 458 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,219 Wow, someone got an advance on their allowance. 459 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,386 I was my grandfather's sole heir. 460 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,397 I'm actually in the Fortune 400. 461 00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:17,660 - Does that seem weird to you? - I'm on a date with Zach Young. 462 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,000 Nothing's ever going to seem weird again. 463 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:25,508 Every cent we have is circling the bowl and Tom never said a word. 464 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,740 - Why didn't he come to me? - Clearly, he's embarrassed. 465 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,213 - But I'm his wife! - Don't be dense, Lynette. 466 00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:33,842 Half the reason men want to accomplish anything 467 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:35,886 is to show off for the women they love. 468 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:38,650 When they fail, they like to keep it to themselves. 469 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:41,453 I'm going to tell him I went to the restaurant 470 00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:43,187 and that I know he screwed up. 471 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:46,321 And that I'm going to fix it. 472 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,559 It's bad enough you cut off his cojones. 473 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:52,569 - Now you want to juggle them? - My husband is in trouble. 474 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:54,798 I love him. Shouldn't I want to help him? 475 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:58,309 Well, you should help him without letting him know that you did. 476 00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,676 [closes phone] 477 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,307 Yeah, so in addition to my penthouse, 478 00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:07,544 I also have a chateau in Switzerland 479 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:11,521 and a cottage in the Hamptons. It's pretty impressive, huh? 480 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:14,149 You got a little chocolate on your shirt. 481 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,156 - Damn it! - Here, let me get it. 482 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:18,627 No, I can do it! I can do it! 483 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,097 I'd like to do it myself. Thank you very much. 484 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:26,129 I'm sorry. You know, I'll be neater for you next time. 485 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,570 Next time? Honey, let's get real. 486 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,198 You're way too young for me. 487 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:34,177 I'm two months older than John Rowland. 488 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:40,880 Well, John Rowland was a mistake. I was lonely. 489 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,476 You're not lonely now? 490 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,714 You've heard about my divorce? 491 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:50,352 You were smart to get rid of Carlos. You deserve much better. 492 00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:53,522 And let me guess. Now you're my upgrade? 493 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,497 Well, everybody knows you need someone to take care of you 494 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:01,266 and I'm rich now. I can give you anything you want. 495 00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:05,406 Wait a minute. Who says I need someone to take care of me? 496 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:08,844 My mom. Her friends from the neighborhood. 497 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,848 They said it was the only reason you stayed with Carlos, 498 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,713 considering how he treated you. 499 00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:19,949 Well, they were wrong. Thank you for lunch, Zach. 500 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,125 Wait, Gabrielle. 501 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,862 I'm not that awkward kid that I was before. 502 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,359 Can you please just...? Please take me seriously. 503 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,630 I'm sorry. I just can't. 504 00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:35,334 I'm not gonna give up. 505 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:40,407 Oh, sweetie. I really wish you would. 506 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,211 Mmm! 507 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,645 For God's sake, Zach! 508 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,315 Don't hijack a Ferrari if you don't know how to drive. 509 00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:00,461 Mr. Gaunt, hi, I'm Lynette Scavo. 510 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,558 My husband is opening the pizzeria right down the block. 511 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,832 If it's about that liquor license, I'm not signing. 512 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,703 Please. I've been at this for hours. Just hear me out. 513 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:13,574 Well, I never could resist a pretty lady. 514 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,170 - Come on in. - Thank you. 515 00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,479 Did you live in Las Vegas? 516 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,542 I was a croupier for 40 years. 517 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:24,520 As you can see, I had a weakness for showgirls. 518 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:26,614 I bet you were quite the player. 519 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:29,023 You have no idea. 520 00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:33,489 - Can I top you off there? - No thanks. Two's my limit. 521 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,157 Well, suit yourself. 522 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,429 Look, I understand your concerns about the license. 523 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,631 Your neighbors had them, too. 524 00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:45,369 But they signed the waiver once I explained to them 525 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:47,707 that this is a family restaurant. 526 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:50,976 No late nights, no loud music. 527 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:54,951 If there's one thing I learned in Vegas, it's that booze turns most people 528 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,646 into noisy jackasses. 529 00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:59,053 And I don't want them puking on my doorstep. 530 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:03,423 Come on, Harry. You are my last holdout. 531 00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:05,325 What's it going to take? Cash? 532 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,990 Free pizza for the rest of your life? You name it. 533 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:12,696 Look, I hate to disappoint a pretty lady, but I'm not signing. 534 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:16,635 Harry, 535 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:20,508 my husband quit his job to start this restaurant. 536 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,706 And if we can't sell liquor, we can't make a profit and... 537 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:25,806 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry. 538 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,853 - Eyes up here. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 539 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:33,256 This place is his dream. 540 00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:36,418 And if he can't make it work, then it's just gonna kill him. 541 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:39,088 And consequently, it's gonna kill our marriage. 542 00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:40,994 And Harry, what did I say? 543 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,659 I know. I don't mean to be rude. 544 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,966 It's just that my showgirl days were a while ago 545 00:31:47,038 --> 00:31:48,903 and I can't remember the last time 546 00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:50,440 I laid eyes on a... 547 00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:54,103 A beautiful woman's... bosom. 548 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,782 Really? 549 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:03,082 Well, what if I were to... 550 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,150 ...very briefly refresh your memory? 551 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:18,365 - Completely worth it. - Glad you thought so. 552 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,407 Hm! 553 00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:33,305 Come on, baby. Say it one more time for Mommy. 554 00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:35,477 You can teach him to say whatever you want? 555 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:39,785 Yes. These birds are very bright. I think they're smarter than people. 556 00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:41,256 [doorbell ringing] 557 00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:43,920 Some people, anyway. 558 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,390 Bree! 559 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,627 Come in. I just made some lemonade. 560 00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:59,268 This isn't a social call. 561 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,006 We need to talk. 562 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,445 About what? 563 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:07,245 About what it's going to take to get you to sell this house and move. 564 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,616 Move? Why? 565 00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:11,348 You're my husband's ex-wife. 566 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,220 You disappeared so people would think he killed you. 567 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:17,159 Does my discomfort really need further explanation? 568 00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:21,761 - I had no idea you felt this way. - Oh, please. 569 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:25,336 Orson made it perfectly clear we don't want you here. 570 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,167 OK, now I'm really confused. 571 00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:31,970 When Orson came by, all he said was, "Welcome to the street," 572 00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:33,738 and did I need help unpacking? 573 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:38,545 That's not true. 574 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:43,418 You know what? I think I've said too much. 575 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,285 How about that lemonade? 576 00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,651 Ma'am, where would you like this? 577 00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:52,594 Oh, upstairs. I'll show you. 578 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:55,593 Here. Drink this. 579 00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:58,328 You look a little pale. I'll be right back. 580 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,034 [parrot] Don't tell Bree. 581 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,273 Don't tell Bree. 582 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,375 [gasps] 583 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:27,454 [creaking] 584 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,876 [gasps] 585 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:56,051 [footsteps approaching] 586 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:05,530 [AIma] Are you all right? 587 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:08,766 I'm so sorry. I broke a glass. 588 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,398 Don't worry. I'll get it. 589 00:35:10,475 --> 00:35:12,238 Well, OK. 590 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:14,073 I have to go. 591 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:17,679 Oh, Bree. Wait. 592 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:23,554 I understand why you might feel a little threatened about my moving in here. 593 00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:29,091 But in time you'll see I'm perfectly harmless. 594 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:47,339 So, how was the mystery date? 595 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:50,244 Uh... it was fabulous. Thanks for asking. 596 00:35:51,048 --> 00:35:53,346 Come on, I want details. Who is he? 597 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:56,011 Some global financier. 598 00:35:56,087 --> 00:36:00,148 Saw me on the cover of Paris Match. Good-Iooking. Just not my type. 599 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:03,751 Really? Because I always thought that you and Zach 600 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,659 would make a really great couple. 601 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:08,028 You son of a bitch. You were there? 602 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,932 Parked across the street, laughing my ass off. 603 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,028 - I can't believe you followed me! - [Carlos laughing] 604 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:17,768 I thought you were meeting a psycho killer for lunch. I was worried. 605 00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:22,607 At least until they brought out the crayons and children's menus. 606 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,511 All right. Off my porch. 607 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:27,983 OK, but don't forget, you asked me to watch your back. 608 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:32,489 Yeah, yeah, about that, I'm installing an alarm system tomorrow, 609 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:36,049 so I'm not going to need you to look after me anymore. 610 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:40,924 - Gabby, I don't mind. - I mind. 611 00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:44,832 We're divorced. I can't keep running to you every time I get scared. 612 00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:48,531 I want to be the kind of woman who can take care of herself. 613 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:52,598 Well, good for you. 614 00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,847 I'm still right down the block. 615 00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:02,342 So if you do need me... 616 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,445 I won't. 617 00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:06,012 But thank you. 618 00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:16,662 - Hey. - Hey. 619 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:19,966 - You're home early. - I'm celebrating. 620 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,369 We got our liquor license today. 621 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,769 - Really? That's great. - Yeah. 622 00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:28,073 Andrew said he went all over the neighborhood to get signatures. 623 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,635 Good for him. 624 00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:32,205 But I think he's lying. 625 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,547 I think somebody else got the signatures. 626 00:37:34,619 --> 00:37:39,556 OK, let's say, just for the sake of argument, that someone else did. 627 00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:43,390 Someone who clearly loves you very much. What's wrong with that? 628 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:46,760 Nothing. Nothing. Order has been restored in the universe. 629 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,890 You saved the day. I'm a loser. 630 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,791 Oh, come on, Tom. 631 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:54,599 I tried for two months to get that waiver signed. 632 00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:56,970 You did it in one day. Like I said... 633 00:37:57,675 --> 00:37:59,734 You can't drown in self-pity 634 00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:02,643 just because I helped you with one tiny little thing. 635 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:06,410 But if I tell you that the plumbing's not up to code, we have termites 636 00:38:06,484 --> 00:38:10,443 and the chairs won't be there until after we open, can I drown in self-pity? 637 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,216 Why haven't you told me about all of this? 638 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,056 Because I wanted to accomplish something on my own. 639 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:20,564 I'm the man. I shouldn't have to run to my wife to bail me out. 640 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,723 Ow! 641 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:25,428 Gambling with our life savings and not asking for help 642 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:29,735 doesn't make you a man, it makes you an idiot. 643 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:32,071 Come on, Tom. For God sakes, we are a team. 644 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,544 That restaurant is a huge undertaking. No one could do it alone. 645 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:38,173 You don't ask me for help with your ad campaigns. 646 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:40,615 - Ow! - I don't have to! 647 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,550 You're always giving it to me. 648 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,851 Inspiring me. Remember the mouthwash jingle? 649 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:49,324 You came up with the hook. And what about the Bartlett campaign? 650 00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:52,726 Would I have ever come up with tango dancing fleas? All you. 651 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:54,992 There's nothing that I've accomplished 652 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,261 that I could have done without your help. 653 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,269 OK, fine. I help, we're a team. 654 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,202 Just don't hit me again. 655 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:04,837 So, tomorrow, first thing, we'll fix the plumbing, 656 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:07,707 we'll call an exterminator, we'll rent some chairs 657 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:11,145 and we will open on time and it'll be a glorious success 658 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:15,015 that you will have achieved with my help. 659 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:17,247 - OK? - OK. 660 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:24,725 Tonight I'm going to slap on some sex perfume and you're gonna get naked 661 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,990 and then we're gonna see who the man is. 662 00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:31,166 - God, I hope it's me. - Oh, I'm sure it will be. 663 00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:41,835 Hey, Mom. What're you doing out here? 664 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:45,876 Oh. 665 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,176 OK, here's the thing. 666 00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:52,848 Don't worry. I'm not going to get mad. Just sit down. 667 00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:03,126 You know what upset me the most? 668 00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:06,894 That you didn't trust me enough to tell me the truth. 669 00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:09,162 I tried to. You freaked out. 670 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,040 Well, of course I freaked out. I'm a parent. 671 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:16,170 You know, we hope that our children will wait to have sex 672 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,614 until after we're dead. 673 00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:22,777 - And you wonder why I went to Edie. - OK, that's the other thing. 674 00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:24,411 That cannot happen anymore. 675 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:29,218 You and I have always had an amazing relationship. 676 00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:33,159 Let's not mess it up now. 677 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:36,799 OK. I'm sorry. 678 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:43,337 Look, I know you think I'm too young, 679 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,602 but Austin and I are in love. 680 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,136 Yeah. Um... 681 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,551 About that... 682 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:04,527 God, I just wish there was a pill you could take to protect your heart. 683 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:06,589 What do you mean? 684 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:13,091 Honey, I was over at Edie's today 685 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:16,003 and I walked in the door... 686 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:20,001 Yes, I need to speak to my husband. 687 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,271 Yes, there is. 688 00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:28,148 Would you please ask him to come home as early as possible tonight? 689 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:30,050 - Thank you. - [turns off phone] 690 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,521 [Mary Alice] It's a dangerous world. 691 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:39,119 [sighs] 692 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:44,133 - So we all look for protection. - [Julie sobbing] 693 00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:47,637 And whether we find it in the arms of our mother, 694 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:55,474 or at the end of a jagged blade. 695 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:02,448 In the kiss of our sweetheart, 696 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,556 or at the end of a barrel, 697 00:42:09,426 --> 00:42:12,486 we do what we have to to feel safe. 698 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:19,330 Because we know somewhere in the world... 699 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:27,767 ... there are those who would do us harm. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net