1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,866 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,131 - Wisteria Lane's new hero... - [gunshot] 3 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:08,106 - Hello? - Superhero houses are great! 4 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,301 ... turned out to be anything but. 5 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:13,075 Orson's mother took up residence. 6 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:15,842 I've decided to accept your wife's kind invitation. 7 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:18,349 - You wouldn't. - Mike couldn't remember... 8 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,010 No memory? That's convenient. 9 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,280 ... anything at all. 10 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,118 - Here's our search warrant. - We couldn't find the toolbox. 11 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,886 You might want to wash that wrench off. 12 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,825 It's got something on it. 13 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:31,652 [Ian] Yes. 14 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:34,723 I'm just saying that we never spend the night at your house. 15 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,962 Yes, but your place is so warm and cozy. 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,167 It's also a disaster area. I didn't get a chance to clean it today. Whoops. 17 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,402 Oh, here. Let me. 18 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,741 [Mary Alice] Susan Mayer had never thought of herself as Cinderella, 19 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:52,678 but then one day... a prince showed up... 20 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:58,688 Well, we can't have you sleeping in squalor, can we? 21 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,020 My place it is. 22 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:07,957 ... and Susan realized her life had become a fairy tale. 23 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:13,262 And since her prince had welcomed her into his castle, 24 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:18,140 she felt the least she could do was thank him. 25 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:22,875 Again... and again... and again. 26 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:28,013 The next morning, however, Susan discovered castles... 27 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,715 - [man clears throat] - [water runs] 28 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:32,314 ... don't run themselves. 29 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,684 [clears throat again] 30 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,788 [sighs then giggles] All right. 31 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:43,234 But let's make it a quickie because you are wasting water. 32 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,265 [gasps then screams] 33 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:48,364 Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you. 34 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:52,036 - Uh... who are you? - I'm Rupert. 35 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,773 I work for Mr. Hainsworth. 36 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:58,307 That would be the man you slept with, in case names weren't exchanged. 37 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:01,251 - [water shuts off] - No. I'm your boss's girlfriend. 38 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,754 Surely, he mentioned me. 39 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,484 - Not that I recollect. - [door opens, closes] 40 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,121 Rupert. 41 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:11,459 - Good morning, boss. - I thought you were off today. 42 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,123 Isn't your sister in town? 43 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:15,258 That's next weekend, sir. 44 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,457 Oh. 45 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,003 It's a good thing too. 46 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:22,667 Otherwise, I might not have had the pleasure of meeting your girlfriend. 47 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,303 Susan. 48 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:28,541 Yes. We met at the hospital. 49 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:33,312 - Why don't I fetch you a robe? - Loving that idea. 50 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:44,960 Would you care for some breakfast? Omelet, strawberry tart, brioche? 51 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,293 Oh, wow! 52 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:50,200 Yeah. That sounds great. You pick. 53 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:54,468 [Mary Alice] Yes, Susan's life had indeed become a fairy tale. 54 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,908 You are aware there is a Mrs. Hainsworth? 55 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,102 Well, of course. 56 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:04,116 - And what's a fairy tale... - Tart it is. 57 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:09,821 ... without a dragon to slay? 58 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:54,994 [Mary Alice] We know dangerous men walk among us. 59 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:59,471 What we can't be sure of is who they are or where they hide. 60 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:04,342 So the most we can offer any stranger is reasonable doubt. 61 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:09,438 But once the doubt is gone, people are anything but reasonable. 62 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,814 I am telling you, our neighbor is a pedophile, 63 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:15,080 and I expect you to do something about it. 64 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:18,055 Ms. Scavo, he's not listed on any sex offender registry. 65 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:19,819 He's never had a traffic ticket. 66 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:22,452 He's a single man with a basement full of toys! 67 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:26,794 I understand your concern, but we can't book a guy on possession of toys. 68 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:31,599 You don't get it. His house had this creepy vibe. Tell him, Tom. 69 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,538 - I never went down to the actual room. - He doesn't know. 70 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,235 Look, he had a wall full of pictures 71 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,040 of half-naked boys in swimsuits. 72 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,377 Didn't you say he was a swim coach? 73 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,938 What are you, his lawyer? 74 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,884 - You have to admit, it's odd. - Here's what's odd. 75 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,148 If your neighbor had something to hide, 76 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,656 why'd he invite you in to see all of his stuff? 77 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:58,223 [giggles] 78 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,995 He wasn't technically home when I went inside. 79 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,802 - So you broke in? - The door was open. 80 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:09,398 I was bringing him a cake. 81 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,843 - A cake? - It was a thank-you cake. 82 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,681 He sort of saved my life. 83 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,148 She didn't know he was a pedophile when she baked it. 84 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:22,312 - He doesn't care. - Why snap at me? 85 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:23,821 - I'm not. - You snapped. 86 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,621 I am snapping because there is a monster across the street, 87 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:31,391 and Barney Fife here's making me sound like the bad guy! 88 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:37,566 I'm sorry. She's been under a lot of stress, hasn't slept well. 89 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,697 [Lynette] You better not be apologizing for me! 90 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:42,365 Gotta go. 91 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,382 So I've got some fabulous news. 92 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:53,146 Well, I hope it's more fabulous than this dress. 93 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,653 I look like something Ike Turner would hit. 94 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:59,681 You're gonna have to find yourself another personal shopper. 95 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,556 I slam one dress, and you quit on me? 96 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:02,958 No, that's my news. 97 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,998 I'm leaving the store and starting my own business. 98 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:10,602 "Beauty by Vern." You're opening up a salon? 99 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,331 God, could you get any gayer? 100 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:15,465 It's a consulting firm for beauty pageant contestants. 101 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,873 And the answer's yes. 102 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:21,072 This week I'm coaching girls for the Miss Snowflake Pageant. 103 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:24,173 It's very rewarding. Hey, you know what might be fun? 104 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,219 If you come and give a talk. Give the kids some pointers. 105 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,982 Vern. I worked the catwalks in Milan and Paris. 106 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,253 I'm not gonna give makeup tips to little Miss Training Bra. 107 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,987 You have been in rare bitch form. 108 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,586 It's been months, so don't blame it on your cycle. 109 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,028 Don't call me a bitch. 110 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:42,158 And stop tracking my cycle. I told you, that freaks me out. 111 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,033 I'm just saying, you've been very cranky today. 112 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:46,966 What's going on? 113 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,308 The divorce decree came through today. 114 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:54,938 Carlos is officially out of my life. 115 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,073 Oh, honey... 116 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,015 The girls' ages range eight to 12. 117 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,146 We meet every Thursday in the rec room of the Elks Lodge. 118 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,816 - I'm not doing it. - You need a project. 119 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:09,828 That's your problem, you're bored. And you know what the cure for that is? 120 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,727 Helping others. 121 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,165 Fine. I'll do it. 122 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:18,670 - But I want this dress for free. - Evil. You said you hated it. 123 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:22,105 And I hate helping others too, but I'm doing that, aren't I? 124 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:30,813 Is the coast clear? I don't want to flash the help again. 125 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,874 Relax. He's making breakfast. 126 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,943 You're more than welcome to flash me. 127 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,352 [chuckles] 128 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:41,259 - How long has Rupert worked for you? - Oh, for years. 129 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,261 He's practically family. 130 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,162 So you're that close, and you never told him about me? 131 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,959 Yes, about that... 132 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:52,198 Rupert was incredibly devoted to Jane. 133 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:56,037 He's never seen me with another woman, let alone a frisky, naked one. 134 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,269 That explains why he was a little cold to me this morning. 135 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:03,679 - Was he? I'll have a talk with him. - Oh, no. Don't do that. 136 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:07,014 That'll just make it worse. I get it. He loved Jane. 137 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:10,419 He doesn't know me. You know, I'll just have to charm him. 138 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,481 Warm him up a little. 139 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:19,861 Well, I'm sure you'll find a way. 140 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:24,694 Great, 9:00 in the morning and I have to put on a slinky black cocktail dress. 141 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:28,906 Hey, here's an idea. 142 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,773 You keep some things in a drawer at my house. 143 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:34,142 Would it be OK if I had one here? 144 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,977 A drawer? Do you think we'll be here that often? 145 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:42,052 Your shower has six power nozzles. With or without you, I'll be back. 146 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,885 Well, then, by all means, let's get you a drawer. 147 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,821 I don't need much. One of those will do. 148 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:52,695 Actually, that's not a good idea. Rupert arranges things meticulously. 149 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:56,257 You'll never win him over if you mess with his system. Rupert? 150 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,869 Wow. Your timing's perfect. 151 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,307 Not always. 152 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,004 - Susan will be needing a drawer. - A drawer, sir? 153 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:07,705 Yes. For her things. 154 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,941 She's going to be spending more time here. 155 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,143 Yeah, Rupe. I hope we can be good friends, 156 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,686 'cause you're gonna be seeing lots more of me. 157 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,780 Oh, madam, that hardly seems possible. 158 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:23,787 Mother Hodge, your food will get cold. 159 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,697 Why, please, is there a lock on the liquor cabinet? 160 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:33,136 Your doctor says people taking your medication shouldn't drink, 161 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,605 a warning you've chosen to ignore 162 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,439 if the lipstick on the vodka bottle is any indication. 163 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,780 Poached fish again? I don't want this. 164 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:46,044 I want what you're all having. 165 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,985 Well, your doctor has you on a low fat, low sodium diet. 166 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:53,014 Eight meals this week, eight times I've told you the same thing. 167 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,459 - So who would like to say grace? - Allow me. 168 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,797 Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared meal, 169 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,803 and beseech you to ignite some spark of compassion 170 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,896 in my cold-hearted daughter-in-law, 171 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:12,138 that she might show some shred of mercy to me, her wretched captive. 172 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,508 Amen. 173 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,912 Mother, may I remind you, you asked to come here. 174 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:25,116 I didn't know I'd be trading one jail for another. 175 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:29,218 At least at the home you could bribe the orderlies to smuggle things in. 176 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,458 But here, nothing gets past the commandant. 177 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:38,133 I have done everything I can to make you happy and comfortable. 178 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:41,230 - What do you want from us? - I want my freedom. 179 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,174 I want out of this perky little gulag 180 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:47,144 and into a house I can call my own. 181 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,011 And you're going to buy it for me. 182 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,346 I can't afford to buy you a house. 183 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,886 You can't afford not to. 184 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,088 I know a house won't be easy to swing, 185 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,891 but how many more of these Edward Albee dinners do you want to sit through? 186 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:08,695 What did she mean by "you can't afford not to"? Was she threatening you? 187 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:12,431 Yes, she's threatening to make us miserable till we cave. 188 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,133 Look, at least see if Edie has any cheap listings. 189 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,107 We'll all be happier. 190 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,441 She'll take terrible care of herself and be dead in a year. 191 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,641 You just stole my next argument. 192 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,945 OK, you've got enough money 193 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:33,014 to pay either the phone or the cable bill, but not both. 194 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,029 Hello? Mike? 195 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,226 I'm trying to help you here. 196 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:44,595 Oh, I'm sorry. Do whatever you want. 197 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,566 Fine. Cable it is. 198 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,007 Nobody calls you, anyway. 199 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,713 [door opens then shuts] 200 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,217 What do you want? 201 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,485 My toilet's clogged. I thought maybe you could fix it. 202 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,688 Oh, wait. You can't, can you? Because you don't have any tools. 203 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,424 Must be tough being a plumber without tools. 204 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,989 Why don't you people leave me the hell alone? 205 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:19,697 Jeez. You sure are hostile for a guy who makes his living in a service industry. 206 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,940 [car engine starts] 207 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,420 It just occurred to me, there's no point paying the cable bill 208 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,823 if you're not gonna have electricity. 209 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,021 So... I'm thinking, pay the electricity up front 210 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,291 and send a check to the phone company... 211 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,645 Where have you been? They're all waiting. 212 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,242 I'm here to teach fashion. I'm fashionably late. 213 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,787 These mothers have refinanced their trailers 214 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:13,655 in order to pay for this, so when you make your entrance, sparkle. 215 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,160 [Vern] In addition to three Vogue covers, 216 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,722 she was the face of La Roque Cosmetics. 217 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:26,465 - Please welcome Miss Gabrielle Marquez! - [hip hop music playing] 218 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,348 Vern? A moment. 219 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,280 Is there a problem? 220 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,121 Yes! What am I supposed to do with that petting zoo? 221 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,788 Not everyone wins the genetic lottery like you. 222 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:54,924 These girls need help finding the promised land of beauty and style. 223 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,628 Please, Gabrielle. Be their Moses. 224 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,364 [sighs] 225 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,066 Good comparison because it's gonna take a miracle 226 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,701 to turn these mutts into show dogs. 227 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,747 Hey, girls. Let's talk beauty. 228 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,206 [knocking] 229 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,414 What's up, brother? 230 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,192 I'm sorry. You are...? 231 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,195 Carlos, from down the street. 232 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,595 We were only best friends, dude. 233 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:35,504 Well, things have been a little fuzzy since the accident. 234 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:38,372 I'm sorry that I hadn't come by sooner, 235 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,538 but my divorce has been kicking my ass. 236 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,583 - Sorry to hear that. - Anyway, I got a new condo, 237 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,641 but it's getting renovated. 238 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,177 So I was thinking, maybe I could crash here? 239 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,985 - Here? - Yeah. 240 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,048 I could help you out around the house. 241 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:57,755 Free you up to focus on job one, getting better. 242 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,726 Because you're tossing it to Edie now, right? 243 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,360 That's a real relationship killer, 244 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:07,234 needing your lady to hoist you off the can. 245 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:11,068 - How long we talking? - Couple months. 246 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,701 Three at the most. 247 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,941 And of course, I can kick in for half the utilities and rent. 248 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,483 Well, how can I say no to my best friend? 249 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,163 - Can you do a kick-flip? - What are the Blake kids 250 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,199 doing all the way over here? 251 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,632 Pam needs to keep a closer eye on them. 252 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,897 Will you please come away from that window? 253 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,531 You barely slept last night. Come on, take a nap. 254 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,575 I'm fine. I'm fine. 255 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,866 Whoa. 256 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,742 Hold on. 257 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,439 [door opens, then closes] 258 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,653 Hey. What's up? 259 00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:00,419 I've been meaning to get this back to you. And to thank you. 260 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:03,427 Rebecca and I really enjoyed the cake. 261 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:06,259 Oh, good. 262 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:09,995 So... bye. 263 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,832 So, what'd you think of our place? 264 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,899 Sorry? 265 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,772 I heard you were good friends with the Young family. 266 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:21,244 It must've been weird being in there with all the new furniture. 267 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,282 - I didn't notice. - Well, how about the kitchen? 268 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,012 Rebecca likes the color, but I'm not so sure. 269 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,021 Oh, sorry. Never made it past the living room. 270 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,818 What? Come on. 271 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:36,384 You're in an empty house, curious about your new neighbors, you look around. 272 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,056 - We all do it. - Well, I don't. 273 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,861 Well, next time you're over I'll have to give you the tour. 274 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,770 - Great. - Mr. Protector Man! 275 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,774 Hey, hey. Not now, Parker. 276 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,403 I just wanted to see if I can play his pinball machine again! 277 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:04,412 I guess there's no need for that tour. 278 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,830 Girls, first things first. If you can't walk, you can't win. 279 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,997 - Hit it, Vern. - [music plays] 280 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:25,169 Remember, eyes forward, shoulders back, hips square. 281 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,213 Look left, look right, whip and walk. 282 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,542 Yes, I'm unbelievable. Close your mouths. 283 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,438 - OK, stop, stop. - What? 284 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,441 My eyes were forward, my hips were square. 285 00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,910 But where's your confidence, where's your pride? 286 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,539 Come on. What do I have to be proud of? 287 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,087 Have you guys ever seen a runway model without the hot clothes and makeup? 288 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,100 Well, trust me, they're not that special. 289 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:26,968 But the one thing that they do have is attitude. 290 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,132 You have to believe in yourself. 291 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,405 And if not, pretend to believe in yourself, OK? 292 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,039 All right. 293 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,208 Now I want you to pretend you're on the runway. 294 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,410 Flashbulbs are popping. 295 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,421 Everyone's looking at you, envying you, 296 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,424 and they're all thinking the same thing: 297 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:50,656 Isabel Horowitz is smoking hot! 298 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,822 Go, Isabel! Go! 299 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,006 You're doing it, Isabel, you're doing it! 300 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,939 That's it! Keep going! 301 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,211 I was walking! 302 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,342 You were totally walking! Good job! 303 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,444 All right, Donna, you're next. 304 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,150 Get up there and make me hate your beauty. 305 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,924 Now, this place is a real diamond in the rough. 306 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:29,764 A cozy little two-bedroom plus den with a highly-motivated seller. 307 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,360 Oh, look, a highly motivated cockroach. 308 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,729 - Oh! - [stomps] 309 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,637 Let's try to be positive, people. 310 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,175 It's a fabulous location, 311 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,474 just walking distance to all sorts of fun shops. 312 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:46,381 Right, from here I can see a bail bondsman and an adult bookshop. 313 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,249 What do you expect in your price range, Tara? 314 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,919 Let's go. Thank you. 315 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,255 Wait. 316 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,455 I'm not an impractical woman. 317 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,862 I know that my son's resources are, 318 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,731 like his achievements, rather limited. 319 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,737 I want to see the rest of it. 320 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,862 OK. 321 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:13,002 Now the lighting in the kitchen is a bit harsh. The previous owner... 322 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:17,310 Well, let's just say he ran some sort of home-based medical business. 323 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,943 You cannot let her move into this neighborhood. 324 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,078 It's filled with junkies and whores! 325 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,919 We'll owe them an apology. Who cares? She likes it. 326 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,518 Of course. There's a 24-hour liquor store across the street. 327 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:33,224 She wants a house. This is the best we can afford. 328 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,562 What if something should happen to her? 329 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,364 Stop worrying about her! Worry about us. 330 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,065 You realize how much we've fought since she came? 331 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,869 She's ruined every relationship that's mattered, 332 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,273 and she's doing it again! 333 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,812 - [scream, then thud] - [Edie] Oh, my God! 334 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,876 - Are you all right? - Mother! 335 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,646 Just a little spill. Her cane hit a loose tile. 336 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,178 - Is anything broken? - Well, obviously the damn floor! 337 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,918 We'll need that fixed. 338 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,052 Are you insane? She obviously can't be on her own. 339 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,562 - It's a loose tile. - I'm perfectly fine. 340 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:06,893 And what if you weren't? 341 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:10,196 What if she'd broken something and was lying here for hours? 342 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,203 - You are coming home with us. - Bree. 343 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,001 And I will not hear another word on the subject. 344 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:21,108 - I can't believe you bought us pizza. - Well, you guys earned it. 345 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,739 But eat fast because we only have one hour left, 346 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:27,444 and I want to introduce you to your new best friend, Mr. Spray Tan. 347 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:31,478 You know so much cool stuff. Can't you come back another day? 348 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:32,887 Oh, I don't know. 349 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,789 - Please! - You have to! 350 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:39,018 Well, let me check my book. I might have to move some stuff around, 351 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:43,124 - but I think I can swing it. - Your life must be so exciting, huh? 352 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,764 Yeah. Every day's a parade. 353 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:50,499 So, what was it like being a famous model? 354 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:54,409 Honestly, it was like any other job, except the pay was great, 355 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,106 the clothes were couture, 356 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,741 and the parties were just this side of Gomorrah. 357 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:03,182 You don't know what Gomorrah means, do you? 358 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,256 Good. 359 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,190 Did you know Kate Moss? 360 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,229 - I invited her to a party once. - Did you eat pizza with her? 361 00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,924 If you did, it's almost like we ate pizza with her. 362 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,990 Honey, most models don't eat pizza. 363 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,504 At least not without having a finger for dessert. 364 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,835 - Gross! - Gross! 365 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,932 I know, I never did that. 366 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,376 You would not believe the horrible things they did to stay skinny. 367 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:28,504 Like what? 368 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:32,107 Well, some would smoke those unfiltered French cigarettes. 369 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,118 But cigarettes can kill you. 370 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,586 But before they do, they kill your appetite. 371 00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:43,016 One time, there was a girl who took too many laxatives and... 372 00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:48,032 If you're ever at the Chateau Milan, in room 238, do not use the Jacuzzi. 373 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,629 Do you have to be skinny to be a model? 374 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:55,764 Well, yeah. When's the last time you saw a fat person on a magazine cover? 375 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:58,241 I'm gonna talk to Vern about our next session. 376 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,870 You guys finish lunch, so we can get back to work. 377 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,484 [humming] 378 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,116 Hi, Rupert. I went to the mall 379 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:17,661 and bought a change of clothes for the weekend, 380 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,562 and while I was there I got something for you. 381 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,499 I thought you could wear it on your day off. 382 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,733 - Do you like it? - Very much. 383 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:32,873 It'll come in handy, should my nationality ever slip my mind. 384 00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:38,507 That's good. You! 385 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,448 I wanna party with you. 386 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:45,719 Hey, I was thinking this afternoon maybe we could go look for that drawer. 387 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:48,851 Sorry, ma'am, I'm afraid I have all this silver to polish. 388 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,953 Well, let me help you and we can talk. 389 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:55,625 There is so much I want to know about you. 390 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:59,602 Who is Rupert Cavanaugh? What makes him tick? 391 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:01,669 Ha! 392 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,473 Tell you what. 393 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,477 Let's go find you that drawer. 394 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,609 Isn't the master bedroom down that way? 395 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,844 I realize it's a bit of a jaunt, 396 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,752 but I managed to find you an entire bureau. 397 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,949 Oh, OK. Well. 398 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:22,824 You certainly didn't have to go to all that... trouble. 399 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,123 Is there a problem? 400 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:28,628 No. I just... 401 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,865 Well, all I really needed was just a little, little drawer, 402 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,566 and this is so far away and... 403 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,303 - What is that smell? - Oh, yes, about that. 404 00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:42,540 The cat passed away in this room. 405 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:46,249 Did you consider removing the body? 406 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,981 Well, if this isn't acceptable, I can look elsewhere for a drawer, 407 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,148 when I have the time. 408 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,783 Why do you have to be this way? 409 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,188 And what way is that? 410 00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,355 Listen, I know how you feel about Jane. 411 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,592 But if you could just give me a chance. 412 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:06,194 Come on, you can't possibly hate me this much. Can you? 413 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:11,140 - I'm done. - Oh, fine. Fine, fine, fine. 414 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:12,972 I don't need you to like me. 415 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:15,706 But I think you should give me just a little respect. 416 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:19,511 - I am Ian's girlfriend. - He's still married. 417 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,912 At best, you're his... mistress. 418 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:26,958 OK. You are not allowed to call me that. 419 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,222 Fine. What term would you prefer? 420 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:34,732 Concubine? Consort? Gold-digging whore? 421 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,062 - Ow! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 422 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:39,899 I shouldn't have done that. 423 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:43,805 But, Rupert, you have to admit, it's just a drawer. 424 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,867 Those drawers are filled with Jane's things. 425 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:48,810 This is her house. 426 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,317 You are a guest in her house, and a temporary one at best. 427 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,149 OK, you know, that is for Ian to decide. 428 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,212 Oh, he has decided. 429 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,984 Why do you think he never told me about you? 430 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,688 Why did he wait so long to bring you here? 431 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:07,254 He didn't want you in that room... 432 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,457 ...where he still keeps Jane's things 433 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:13,265 exactly as she left them. 434 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:21,271 But I'll keep looking for that drawer. 435 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:30,948 [man speaking on TV] 436 00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:34,856 - Hey, I'm going over to Mike's. - I thought you were gonna mow the lawn. 437 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,986 It's just that I promised I'd help him install a shower bar. 438 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:41,521 - And... it could take a while. - OK. 439 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,831 [game on TV] 440 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:50,807 - T-Rex. How're they hanging, brother? - Low and lazy. Yeah. 441 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:55,112 Hey, if Lynette asks? I installed your shower bar today. 442 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,876 - Got it. - Mmm. 443 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:02,376 - Vern, what are you doing here? - We need to talk. 444 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:05,617 About the girls' makeup? I got them each their own makeup kit, 445 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,920 custom-tailored to match their skin tone. 446 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,484 And I got Melina some wax. I know she's only 11, 447 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:13,360 but those Greek genes are gonna kick in any day now. 448 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:17,065 - What? - This morning Mrs. Hayes caught Donna 449 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:20,764 with her finger down her throat trying to barf up her toaster waffle. 450 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:22,500 - Really? - Mrs. Horowitz found 451 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,474 Isabel behind their garage smoking. 452 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:28,000 She thought cigarettes would help her lose a few pounds. 453 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:30,377 Where do you think she got that idea? 454 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:34,149 - Those damn tobacco companies. - Gabby! 455 00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:37,313 Oh, fine, I may have told a few stories about the old days, 456 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:40,756 but as a warning. I didn't say anything inappropriate for kids. 457 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:44,625 Cassie Warren asked her mother if she could throw a Gomorrah party. 458 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,790 OK, look, we have to do damage control. I get it. 459 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,494 - Next session, I'll apologize. - Uh-uh. 460 00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:53,628 There's not gonna be a next session for you. 461 00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:57,004 The moms don't want you anywhere near their daughters. 462 00:27:57,075 --> 00:28:00,476 But I'm helping them! They love me! 463 00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:03,537 Wait, please, Vern, you have to give me a chance to fix this! 464 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:06,743 It's too late, Gabby. You are now officially a bad influence. 465 00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:10,318 Well, see you at spin class. 466 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:16,886 [cartoon on TV] 467 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,191 [man on TV] All right, turn out the lights. 468 00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:22,199 They called the race on account of darkness. 469 00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,327 Mom said we couldn't leave. 470 00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:27,234 I'm just going out front. 471 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,166 [cheering on TV] 472 00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:34,177 What the hell is that? 473 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,078 Stop running the ball! 474 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:40,514 Can I ask you guys something? 475 00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:44,085 What was I like before the accident? 476 00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:47,456 - What do you mean? - I mean, what kind of guy was I? 477 00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:49,618 Was I happy, was I angry? 478 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:53,520 Did I ever get violent? 479 00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:57,932 [scoffs] You were fine. 480 00:28:58,002 --> 00:28:59,526 [whistle blows on TV] 481 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:05,341 - [TV off] - Look, I'm serious. 482 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,106 I really need to know. 483 00:29:08,179 --> 00:29:10,579 You can be honest. You're my best friend. 484 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,383 [sighs] Honestly? 485 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:20,788 You were sort of mysterious. Kept to yourself. 486 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:23,726 Nobody really knew you all that well. 487 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,126 [Tom] Yeah. 488 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,198 And this is coming from your best friend. 489 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:33,201 [TV on] 490 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:38,239 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yes! 491 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,312 [cartoon still on TV] 492 00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:46,873 I'm sorry, guys. I just... 493 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,577 I guess I was really tired. 494 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:53,454 - Uh... where's your brother? - He went outside. 495 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:54,787 Yeah. 496 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,884 Well... 497 00:29:56,961 --> 00:30:01,125 OK. Watch her, watch her. I'll be back. I'll be right back. 498 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:04,600 [Lynette pounding on door] Hello! Open up, open the door! 499 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:07,065 Lynette, what's the matter? 500 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,106 - I want my son. - He's not here. 501 00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:11,369 He's not in our house, he's not in our yard. 502 00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:14,605 Do not jerk me around. Parker! 503 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:17,443 You can't just barge into my house like this, Lynette. 504 00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:21,542 Don't play dumb with me. I know exactly what is down here! 505 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:26,450 Where's the pinball? All the games? 506 00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:30,483 That was a collection I was taking up for the children's hospital. 507 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,230 I delivered everything yesterday. 508 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:39,230 Did you donate the photos too? 509 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,073 [Lynette] Parker! 510 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,505 What exactly is it you're accusing me of? 511 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,413 Don't pretend you don't know. I'm calling the police. 512 00:30:51,482 --> 00:30:53,416 - Parker! - Is there a problem? 513 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:57,582 You're damn right there's a problem. I can't find my son. 514 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,758 Isn't that your son? 515 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,862 Hey, hey! 516 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:16,403 - [panting] Where have you been? - We were at Mike's. 517 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:19,204 He wandered over looking for me. What's going on? 518 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,740 [exhales] 519 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:35,514 - [phone beeps] - That was the children's hospital. 520 00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:37,959 Art's story checks out. 521 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,758 He donated all that stuff. 522 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,162 That proves nothing. 523 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,202 He knew I was on to him, he had to dump it. 524 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:49,036 Honey, believe me, I am with you. There is something fishy about this guy, 525 00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:52,770 but you got to get a grip. You can't go barging into people's homes. 526 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:55,904 - What if Parker had been in there? - But he wasn't. 527 00:31:55,980 --> 00:32:00,849 And if you keep accusing this guy without proof, he can sue us. 528 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:09,185 Listen, I've been thinking that after everything that you've been through... 529 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,353 Don't bring up the supermarket again. 530 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,158 That was a traumatic experience. 531 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,632 I think it's affected you more than you realize. 532 00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:23,601 And maybe you need to talk to somebody about it. 533 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,676 Like a therapist. 534 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,579 You're right. 535 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:34,311 I need to talk to someone. 536 00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:38,346 He'd gotten rid of everything. 537 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:42,120 The toys, the pictures, everything was gone. 538 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,557 Oh. 539 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,496 - You can't sit on this, Lynette. - I know. 540 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:52,193 If something happened to someone's kid because I kept my mouth shut... 541 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:57,033 The thing is, I promised Tom I'd back off. 542 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,473 Well, I didn't. 543 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,777 [sighs] 544 00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,297 Jane has some beautiful things. 545 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:24,199 Yes, she's always had impeccable taste. 546 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:32,375 I know how it must seem to you, my holding on to them. 547 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,704 But I just couldn't bring myself to... 548 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,111 I get it. 549 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:43,449 As much as I have tried to pretend that it's just you and me, 550 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:47,120 there's three of us in this relationship. 551 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,524 - Susan, you know I adore you. - No, please listen. 552 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,194 The last couple of months, 553 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:57,860 I thought we've gotten really close, and I've been loving that. 554 00:33:57,935 --> 00:34:00,631 I just feel like, lately, 555 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:04,368 there's this limit to how far you'll let me in. 556 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:08,044 Well, I'm trying. 557 00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:11,707 It's just the more I let you into my heart, 558 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,684 the more I feel I'm pushing Jane out, and... 559 00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:18,483 You don't have to push Jane out to let me in. 560 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,385 Of course, you're right. 561 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,929 - Do you know what I think? - No. 562 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:36,667 That kind of compassionate wisdom deserves an obscenely expensive meal. 563 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,265 - Mmm. - [both chuckle] 564 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:42,005 OK, well, give me a minute, and I will change into something nice. 565 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:45,343 Rupert still hasn't found you a drawer? 566 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:47,111 No, not just yet. 567 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,880 Well, in that case... 568 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,923 Ian, you don't have to do that. 569 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,965 If I can make room in my heart for both of you, 570 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:05,093 I can certainly make room in my bureau. 571 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,271 It's just not right. Your mother skipped lunch too. 572 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:16,780 She said she wasn't hungry. Can't we just revel in her absence? 573 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:20,181 I know she's a handful, but she deserves some compassion. 574 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,776 The woman watched a dream die yesterday. 575 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,151 We all did. 576 00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:29,818 - I'm taking her dinner up. - Oh, it's OK. I'll do it. 577 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:32,692 No, no, I'd rather do it myself. I want to talk to her. 578 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:35,129 Oh, well, I'll let her know you're coming. 579 00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:42,199 - Mom's coming. Ditch the wine. - Very well. 580 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,334 You finished the whole bottle already? 581 00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:49,573 - I was thirsty. - Gloria, I've been thinking and... 582 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,115 Does no one in this house ever bother to knock? 583 00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:53,582 Is that alcohol? 584 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,551 Where did you get that? 585 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,049 Andrew! 586 00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:03,884 When my grandma asks me a favor, with tears in her eyes, how can...? 587 00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:06,054 Oh, shut up, you little extortionist. 588 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:09,531 He charged me 20 bucks, plus five for the corkscrew! 589 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:14,128 - I'll deal with you later. - You can kiss that codeine goodbye. 590 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:20,238 - Andrew brought her wine. - Oh, for God's sake. 591 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:22,871 This is our house. 592 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:27,008 If you expect to stay here, you're going to learn to obey a few rules. 593 00:36:27,084 --> 00:36:31,453 - I don't obey rules. I make them! - Not anymore, Mother. 594 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:34,582 Just watch yourself, sonny boy! 595 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,026 OK, look. I know you're upset, but don't blame Orson. 596 00:36:38,095 --> 00:36:41,360 - It's not his fault. - It's all his fault! 597 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:44,058 You think he's so wonderful. 598 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,365 You don't know the half of what he's done. 599 00:36:46,437 --> 00:36:50,498 Let's go. I can't deal with her when she's like this. 600 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:53,840 He doesn't want you to hear the truth. How he cheated on Alma! 601 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:58,038 - What? - She's drunk! 602 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,276 How he broke her heart, and mine! 603 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:03,184 All for his precious Monique! 604 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:04,687 You shut up, Mother! 605 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:08,851 Monique Polier? I thought that was Harvey Bigsby's mistress. 606 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:11,895 Oh, she got around, that girl! 607 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,557 See, I told you. I told you she would do this! 608 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:18,068 There he was, cheating on Alma, not knowing all the time 609 00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:20,035 his whore was cheating on him. 610 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,698 Stop it! You shut your evil mouth! 611 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,035 Or what? 612 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:28,204 What are you gonna do to me that hasn't already been done? 613 00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:40,787 Bree... Bree. Bree, no. 614 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:45,118 Bree, wait! Bree! 615 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:48,126 [car engine starts] 616 00:38:13,524 --> 00:38:15,890 [girl]... had the cutest outfit today! 617 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,224 [girl 2] I know. I saw it. It was so adorable. 618 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,594 - [girl 1] The skirt... - [girl 2] I know. 619 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,592 - Miss Gabrielle! - Gabrielle! 620 00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:26,694 What is she doing here? 621 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:29,433 I have no idea. I told her she was banned. 622 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:31,475 OK, just give me a minute. 623 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:35,502 I'm sorry about what I said to the girls. 624 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,309 - And it won't happen again. - Damn right. 625 00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:40,816 You're not going anywhere near our girls. 626 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:44,252 - Can't you give me a second chance? - Why should we? 627 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,189 Yeah, I mean, you walk in here all clickety-clack, 628 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:50,750 perfect little miss size zero, thinking you're all better than us. 629 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,820 We all saw the look on your face when you showed up. 630 00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:58,526 I don't think I'm better than you. Hell, I envy you. 631 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:01,196 - Please. - No, it's true. 632 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:05,971 You have husbands and families and a reason to wake up in the morning. 633 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:09,012 What do I have? Him! 634 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:13,512 Teaching your kids about confidence and beauty 635 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:17,714 is the most useful thing I've done since... I don't know when. 636 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:22,720 And as much as I've helped them, 637 00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:25,922 they've helped me so much more. 638 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,595 So please, I need this. 639 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:39,508 And I promise, no more talk about dodgy weight loss methods. 640 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:46,343 Like the highly-effective non-FDA-approved diet pill 641 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,442 I can get from my friends in Zurich... 642 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:51,683 ...in bulk. 643 00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:58,557 Well, I suppose the Christian thing would be to forgive her. 644 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,494 Well, why don't you ladies talk it over 645 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:07,560 and I'm gonna work on posture with the girls. 646 00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:10,607 - Yeah! Come on. - Come on, you guys, let's go! 647 00:40:10,674 --> 00:40:12,574 Yes! 648 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:20,374 Oh, thank God. 649 00:40:20,451 --> 00:40:23,545 I've been driving around all night, looking for you. 650 00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:28,482 We saw that woman at the morgue 651 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:30,591 on our wedding night. 652 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:36,766 - You pretended not to know her. - Bree, I can explain. 653 00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:40,031 No. I'm done. 654 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,470 You don't understand what happened. 655 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,735 There were two women in your life before me. 656 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:48,438 One vanished, the other was killed. That's all I need to understand. 657 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,445 I've packed some of your things. 658 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,450 I want you out of the house. 659 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,052 Now. 660 00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:06,185 Bree... please. 661 00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:08,197 I love you. 662 00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:10,999 I know. 663 00:41:11,068 --> 00:41:13,866 But it scares the hell out of me. 664 00:41:25,182 --> 00:41:27,810 [Mary Alice] Dangerous men walk among us. 665 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:33,289 And we can't always be sure of who they are or what secrets they hide. 666 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:38,059 But once our worst suspicions are confirmed, 667 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,727 we can take action. 668 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:47,270 Once their agendas are revealed, 669 00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:52,535 we can take steps to protect ourselves 670 00:41:53,477 --> 00:41:55,877 and those we love. 671 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:10,393 Yes, dangerous men can cause great harm. 672 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:21,635 But sometimes the greatest danger they pose... 673 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,504 I'll take those. 674 00:42:27,444 --> 00:42:29,503 ... is to themselves. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net