1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,866 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,927 [Carolyn] She know you killed your wife? 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,473 - Secrets were uncovered. - Honey, I'm home. 4 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,837 Carlos came back. 5 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:11,001 Whatever you want to do, I'm in your corner. 6 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:12,374 Lynette made a promise. 7 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:14,970 - Mr. Faladi. - I love him and he loves me! 8 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:17,642 And Bree's daughter fell for her history teacher. 9 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:18,706 [screams] 10 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:21,948 - While Mike's history... - He's suffered memory loss. 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,547 ... was being carefully rewritten. 12 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,819 - Susan Mayer. - We were close? 13 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:29,521 That tramp treated you like dirt. 14 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,226 [Mary Alice] The art of sabotage. 15 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:37,167 It's practiced every day in the suburbs. 16 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:40,738 Sometimes it takes the form of a bundt cake, 17 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:44,004 offered to a friend who's on a diet. 18 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,778 Other times it's a cable, 19 00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:50,942 cut just as the husband's friends arrive to watch the big game. 20 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:55,052 And there's always that anonymous phone call 21 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,487 - to the city zoning department. - [oinks] 22 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:03,251 Yes, in suburbia everyone you meet is a potential saboteur. 23 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,693 Absolutely everyone. 24 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,435 Good afternoon. I'm, uh, Bree Hodge. And you are? 25 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,698 Name's Gus and we're all booked up. 26 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,764 Actually, Gus, I'm here to see one of your guests. 27 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,605 A gentleman named Faladi. 28 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,708 He came in about an hour ago. You want me to call him? 29 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:24,579 No, no. I'd like you to take me to his room and unlock it 30 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,243 so I can walk in unannounced. 31 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,746 You can't do that. Besides, he has a girl in there. 32 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,452 Yes, I know. She's my daughter. 33 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,619 My 17-year-old daughter. 34 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:40,562 Yeah. That would be, uh, room 17. 35 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,192 Wow. There's irony for you. 36 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,970 You don't have a gun in there, do you? Because I just put down new carpet. 37 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,134 Gus, I don't plan anything unpleasant. 38 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,405 I'm simply going to inform Mr. Faladi 39 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,880 what repercussions he faces if he continues this relationship, 40 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,076 and trust him to see reason. 41 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,717 - [Faladi] What the hell? - [Danielle] What are you doing here? 42 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:10,194 - How could you do this to me? - [Faladi] What makes you think...? 43 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:13,096 [Mary Alice] Yes, the art of sabotage. 44 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:16,294 It's practiced every day in the suburbs. 45 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:20,669 [Faladi] I told you, it's over. Didn't you hear her? 46 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:24,335 - So how did it go? - Quite well, I think. 47 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:28,312 But few do it as well as Bree Hodge. 48 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,782 Oh, and Gus? 49 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,478 The carpet is beautiful. 50 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,554 Or as politely. 51 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,694 [Mary Alice] Family dinner. 52 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:25,568 There was a time when that phrase meant something on Wisteria Lane. 53 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:30,372 Of course, this was back when meals were lovingly prepared 54 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,837 by wives who loved to cook. 55 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,912 For children who remembered their manners. 56 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:44,182 But family dinners, like the times, had changed. 57 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:45,519 [sighs] 58 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,423 And there was only one house in the neighborhood 59 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:52,623 where dinner remained a family occasion. 60 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,559 And attendance was not optional. 61 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:02,707 I don't know when I've tasted such tender spring lamb. 62 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,208 Thank you, dear. 63 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,076 Danielle, you haven't touched your dinner. 64 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:10,448 She doesn't like spring lamb. She prefers old goat. 65 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:15,947 I'm glad you guys think it's so funny that my life is over. 66 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:20,186 Your mother was right to end that. The man was your teacher and married. 67 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,522 He's getting a divorce. 68 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,791 That hardly bolsters his suitability. Please eat something. 69 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,196 Hunger strikes demand self-control. 70 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,827 And as we've seen, that's hardly her strong suit. 71 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,395 When are you gonna take me seriously? 72 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,238 - When you start acting like an adult. - She sleeps with them. It's a start. 73 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,970 I hate you! I hate all of you! 74 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:49,383 - [panting] - Remind me to buy paper plates. 75 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,822 We'll need them till a certain someone can be trusted with china. 76 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:58,925 [screams] 77 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:00,990 [door closes] 78 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,764 Wow. You're pretty good at that. 79 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,933 - Hey. You are home early. Hi. - Yes, I am. 80 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:14,412 - What is all this? - We are having a celebration. 81 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:18,880 - Sit. - What are we celebrating? 82 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:23,320 You being the greatest wife in the world. 83 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,323 [chuckles] Thanks. 84 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:29,888 - No, seriously, though. - I mean it. 85 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:33,420 How many wives would tell their husbands to follow his dreams 86 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:38,198 and then have the patience to wait while he figures out what the hell it is? 87 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:42,037 Oh, my God. You know what you want to do. That's fantastic. 88 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,406 - What is it? - Wait for it. Wait for it. 89 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:48,243 I knew I needed to spend my days doing something I was passionate about. 90 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,908 Something creative. Yeah, have at it. 91 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:54,675 Something where I interacted with the public, but was my own boss. 92 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,621 And then, this morning, it just... Bam, it hit me. 93 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:01,490 OK. OK, I'm dying here. What's the dream? 94 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,355 You're eating it. 95 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:09,697 - Excuse me? - I'm gonna open up a pizza parlor! 96 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,403 - I bet you didn't see that coming. - No. 97 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:16,067 That was a real Frisbee to the head, that one. 98 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,838 But when you think about it, doesn't it make sense? 99 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,742 I mean, marinara's in my blood. 100 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:22,781 My Uncle Vito came here with nothing. 101 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,317 He turned that trattoria into a gold mine. 102 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,185 Isn't he the one that asked us for a loan last Christmas? 103 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,822 He has a gambling problem, but don't blame the pizza. 104 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,591 Trust me. I've got it all mapped out. It's gonna have a real family feel. 105 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:40,029 With big portions, but small prices. 106 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:41,794 Crayons for the kids. 107 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,396 God, I feel good about this. 108 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:49,732 So what do you think? 109 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:56,375 I think... I'm gonna open another bottle of wine. 110 00:06:56,449 --> 00:07:01,079 - But we haven't finished this one. - Well, hey, we're celebrating, right? 111 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:09,217 [soft music plays] 112 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:15,062 Carlos, what are you doing in my room? 113 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,125 Oh, hey, Gabby. You're home early. 114 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,172 God, Carlos. Strawberries and champagne? 115 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,298 Did you think you were gonna seduce me? 116 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,570 - Never entered my mind. - Right. Right. 117 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,374 I may be living with you until the divorce is final, 118 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,905 but that doesn't mean I have to put up with your cheesy come-ons. 119 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:33,110 - Gabby, can I just say one thing? - What? 120 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:36,178 You've been thinking and you realize I'm your soul mate, 121 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:38,917 and there's a vacancy in your heart only I can fill? 122 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:42,984 - Gabby, listen. - It's over between us. Just move on. 123 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,859 Forget me. 124 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,159 [yells] 125 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:56,239 As I was trying to say, I have company over. 126 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,938 - This is Trishelle. - [giggling] 127 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,780 Trishelle, this is... 128 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:05,307 What was your name, again? 129 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:07,952 I seem to have forgotten. 130 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,356 The doctor said I should use as many things as I can 131 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,729 to jog your memory. And not just pictures. 132 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,462 He said I could use tastes and smells and sounds. 133 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:28,633 - So tonight is Sounds of the Seventies. - [slurping] 134 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,874 OK. Well, let me set the scene. 135 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:41,085 We were at this funky little fish joint you'd been dying to take me to, Cappy's. 136 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,087 Do you remember Cappy's? 137 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,757 OK. Well, we were there. 138 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:48,953 And, uh, we were just wolfing down the most delicious trout ever. 139 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:52,964 - How long till the music part? - Oh, it's coming. 140 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,796 And this Seventies cover band started to play. 141 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:59,235 And that's how we got our song. 142 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,199 [Rose Royce: Car Wash] 143 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,668 Our song was Car Wash? 144 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,009 Yes! See how much fun we were? 145 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:13,517 I dragged you out on to the dance floor, and you were giving me this look. 146 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,451 Like the look you're giving me now. 147 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,716 And I started to do this. 148 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,951 And then you did this. 149 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:27,265 I'm... I'm sorry. This isn't working. 150 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,097 Oh, Mike, you're not even trying to remember. 151 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,727 It was fun! 152 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,499 I know. OK. Sing with me. 153 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:38,032 Car wash Talkin' about the car wash 154 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,602 - Car wash, yeah - [turns radio off] 155 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,112 You know, I'm really beat. 156 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,719 OK, Mike, I am not doing this to upset you. 157 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,985 - I'm doing this to help. - I get that. 158 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,958 It's just... [sighs] 159 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,460 The music is giving me a headache. 160 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,087 OK, well, I'll go. 161 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,065 But I am not giving up on you. 162 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:04,466 You are going to remember the night that we danced to Car Wash. 163 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:07,199 Not just because it was fun, but because 164 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,801 later that night we did some things that, trust me, are worth remembering. 165 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,178 That Jane Doe from the golf course... 166 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:27,719 I think I missed something at the autopsy. Check it out. 167 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,125 You've always got to come at lunch, don't you? 168 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,428 Those blue marks on the back of her hand. 169 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,434 At first I thought they were veins. Now I think it's ink. 170 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,561 - Like some kind of writing? - Yeah. 171 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,574 I need to run some more tests and see if I can get a clearer image. 172 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,509 - I could be wrong, but... - But what? 173 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,110 I think it's a phone number. 174 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,986 The oddest thing happened at the club today. 175 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,047 - Tish Atherton... - [glass breaks] 176 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:04,793 Andrew, would you make sure your sister's just breaking her own things? 177 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,966 Anyway, Tish Atherton... 178 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,600 [Danielle moans] 179 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,643 Danielle? 180 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:27,216 [breathes heavily, moans] 181 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,492 [moaning] 182 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,931 Yeah. I'll tell them. 183 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,466 I'm telling you, it was a deliberate snub. 184 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,974 I waved to her and she looked right through me. 185 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,374 - I never bought her daughter a gi... - Mom? 186 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,970 Please don't interrupt me while I'm speaking. 187 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,881 True, I never bought her eldest daughter a gift, but you know my policy. 188 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,511 No husband, no baby gift. 189 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,020 Now what is it, dear? 190 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:07,116 Um... Danielle's upstairs trying to commit suicide. 191 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,160 There's no rush. She's not trying that hard. 192 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,700 [game beeping] 193 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,575 How can you sit there playing that ridiculous game? 194 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,547 Your sister tried to kill herself. That doesn't upset you? 195 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,948 She tried to slit her wrists with a spoon. 196 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,782 - How upset do you want me to be? - [man] Mrs. Hodge? 197 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:39,291 - Is my daughter all right? - She's groggy, but she'll be fine. 198 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:43,192 - The wounds are fairly superficial. - [laughs] So's the patient. 199 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,889 [man] We'll release her tonight. 200 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,365 But you understand in cases like this, counseling is mandatory. 201 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,425 We'll get her all the help she needs. 202 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,903 She's resisting efforts to pump her stomach. 203 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,066 - Says she only took three sedatives. - She's disoriented. 204 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,167 - Pump her. - Andrew! 205 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,572 Pump her. 206 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,243 They're sticking a tube down her throat! 207 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:12,120 - You still think this is funny? - This was a half-ass bid for attention. 208 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,658 [Bree] This was a cry for help. 209 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:17,389 If we don't listen, next time she could do something more dangerous. 210 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,988 Yeah. Next time she might jump off the porch. 211 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:23,228 Stop! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! 212 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,326 I will not have it made light of! 213 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,274 Orson's right. We need to support each other as a family. 214 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,943 In fact, I say we all go for counseling. 215 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,853 [indistinct chatter] 216 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:52,056 [Gabrielle] Did Tom actually say he's opening up a pizza parlor? 217 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,599 - [Susan] Lynette, you're not serious. - Mm-hmm. 218 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,000 Might as well stand in tomato sauce and tear up hundred dollar bills. 219 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,335 I know, but I said I'd support him and help him follow his dream. 220 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:04,604 He can't hold you to that. Not if the dream is pizza. 221 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,144 She promised to stand by him. 222 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,010 Once you make that commitment, you have to see it through. 223 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,412 Yeah. 224 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:13,451 - How's that divorce going? - I'm done talking. 225 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:16,383 Hey, Parker, be careful up there. 226 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:21,119 I just keep thinking he's gonna come to his senses and realize it's a bad idea. 227 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,320 - That's never gonna happen. - Why? 228 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:27,559 Men are genetically incapable of realizing that their dreams are stupid. 229 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,567 Care to elaborate, Dr. McCluskey? 230 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,571 My husband sold insurance for 36 years. One day he woke up and decided 231 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,506 he wanted to move to Paris and paint naked ladies. 232 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,043 I told him, "You can barely paint the garage. 233 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,705 What makes you think you can commit art?" 234 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,214 And for the rest of his life he despised me. 235 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,911 He despised you for saying no? 236 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,819 Well, he also thought I was sleeping with his brother. 237 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,221 I'm sure that was mixed in there, too. 238 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,829 OK, so I got Kayla all unpacked. 239 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,062 Oh, great. So Tom will drop her off at your house on Friday. 240 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,933 Sounds good. Lynette, can I talk to you for a second? 241 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,599 Mm-hmm. Yeah. [chuckles uneasily] 242 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,439 Pardon me for having really big ears. 243 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,040 But I heard about Tom and this pizza place. 244 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,848 - Do you want to know what I think? - No, not really. 245 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,015 It sucks. It's a sucky idea. 246 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,719 And your friends back there, they're too nice to come out and say it. 247 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,388 Luckily, I'm not your friend. 248 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:32,725 So you can trust me. 249 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:37,632 Nip it in the bud. 250 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,831 And make Tom resent me for the rest of his life? 251 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,500 - I don't think so. - You better do something. 252 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:48,706 'Cause if you don't, you and me will wind up working a pole 253 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,578 to pay for braces. 254 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,952 Hi, Julie. I bought you some flowers. 255 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,825 When you buy flowers they don't still have the roots on them. 256 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:09,129 OK, I was hoping you could help me with my English Lit paper. 257 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,465 Hi. I'm Sarah. 258 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,402 Hey. So what do you say? 259 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:17,542 - I'm sort of busy right now. - Oh, come on. 260 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,339 Aunt Edie's gonna give me the boot if I flunk out. 261 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,710 - Wouldn't you miss me? - Absolutely. 262 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,306 Whose motorcycle would wake us all up at 2:00 a.m.? 263 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,875 You drive a motorcycle? 264 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,524 Please. Look, I could really use some help here. 265 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:37,055 [groans] I charge $12 an hour for tutoring. 266 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,064 But seeing as it's you, $15. 267 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,867 Great. See you Friday. 268 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:48,899 Oh, just so you know, I charge $15 an hour to make out. 269 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:52,535 - So I'll probably break even. - [scoffs] 270 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,379 [sighs] 271 00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:58,976 [scoffs] 272 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,888 Hi. You're new. Where's Marcy? 273 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,389 She's in Honolulu on vacation. Can I help you? 274 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,397 - I'm just going to see Mike Delfino. - What's that smell? 275 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:17,026 My macaroni and cheese. I was hoping it'd trigger Mike's memory. 276 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,400 I made it the first time we met two years ago. 277 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,336 You should have refrigerated it. 278 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,568 Edie? 279 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,245 Oh, you know Miss Britt? 280 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:33,444 - Uh, yeah. What is she doing here? - Visiting Mr. Delfino. 281 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,249 You know she was with him when he came out of his coma? 282 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,516 - What? - And she's been here every day since. 283 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,922 You! 284 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,528 Hello, Susan. Long time no see. 285 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,500 I was wondering why Mike's been cold. Now it makes sense. 286 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,333 I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. 287 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,533 - Phew. For God sakes, take a bath. - That's my mac and cheese. 288 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,702 Don't change the subject. What have you been telling him? 289 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:03,612 Why would I say anything about you? Mike has no idea who you are. 290 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:07,512 - I envy him. - Ladies, is there a problem? 291 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,884 I want this woman banned from the hospital. 292 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,685 She's been like this ever since Mike dumped her. 293 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:17,024 Imagine Fatal Attraction with a much older woman. 294 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,429 Ma'am, Mr. Delfino already has a visitor. 295 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:24,060 - I think you should go. - Me? Why doesn't she leave? 296 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,764 I've been here every day for the last six months. 297 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:30,297 Well, I don't know you, but I do know his girlfriend. 298 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,208 Girlfriend! OK, you know what? 299 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,407 I want Marcy's number in Honolulu and I want it right now! 300 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,472 You need to leave. 301 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,917 - You're disturbing the patients. - What are you... Ridiculous! 302 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,478 I mean, who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward. 303 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,490 Don't you want them to wake up? 304 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,124 - I did not call you that. - Yes, you did! 305 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,631 I have never in my life used the word retard. 306 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,898 You think I'm this immature moron who can't be trusted to decide what's best. 307 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,996 Well, you did try to off yourself. 308 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,270 You don't get to pull the "I know what's best for me" card. 309 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:08,507 - Not in front of the therapist. - Actually, we're making great progress. 310 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:12,710 You feel Danielle refuses to see you're acting in her best interest. 311 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:17,379 And you think your mother cares more about her image than your feelings. 312 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,687 Danielle, how can you think I don't care about your feelings? 313 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,159 Don't you know how much your mother loves you? 314 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:27,096 When I saw you in that tub, it was the worst moment of my life. 315 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,033 The thought of losing you is more than I can bear. 316 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,127 How does that make you feel? 317 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:39,233 Actually, kind of powerful. 318 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:45,649 - Powerful? - You really don't want to lose me? 319 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,843 Of course not. 320 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,650 I already went through thinking I'd lost Andrew. I can't do that again. 321 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,213 Well then, here's what's going to happen. 322 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,822 I'm going to start dating Robert again. And if you try to break us up, 323 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:02,390 or get him fired, then I'm going to leave and you will never see me again. 324 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,732 - Danielle. - If that can survive, so can I. 325 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:10,138 You don't believe me? Call my bluff. See what happens. 326 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:19,342 So, what do we owe you for all this progress? 327 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,718 Come on, Austin, concentrate. 328 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,987 OK, why did lago betray Othello? 329 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,052 [exhales deeply] Uh... 330 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,896 Because the play would suck if he didn't? 331 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,792 What do you think you're doing? 332 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,064 Sorry. 333 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,106 No, no, no, no. We're here to work. 334 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,870 And if my mom came home she'd flip. Put that away. 335 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:48,803 [exhales] 336 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,208 You said put it away. 337 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:56,380 If you think I'm gonna sit here and write your paper while you get drunk... 338 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,117 Just help me get it started. This is hard for me. 339 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:02,957 I didn't read Shakespeare in juvie. I majored in not getting stabbed. 340 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,990 Fine. I'll write your intro, but then you're on your own. 341 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,864 - Thank you very much. - [sighs] 342 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,703 So... Why'd they send you to juvie, anyway? 343 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,940 They didn't. My mom did. 344 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:22,907 Why? 345 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:27,251 She had this boyfriend. No job, big drunk. 346 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,980 A real catch. 347 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,784 One night he pops her one. I break a chair on his head. 348 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:35,122 And she calls the cops. On me! 349 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:40,661 - But you were protecting her. - Yeah, that's what I thought. 350 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,536 But the guy said he'd leave if she didn't press charges. 351 00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,705 Well, my mom doesn't really like to be alone. 352 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,971 You know what? 353 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:57,413 You're tired. Um, why don't you lay down for a couple minutes 354 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,144 and I'll just do a page or two. 355 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,414 You're a rock star, Mayer. 356 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,322 [door opens] 357 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,429 Carlos. No Trishelle tonight? 358 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,764 Ah... No. 359 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:22,807 - About her... I have a confession. - Does her pimp want the money? 360 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,933 You know, there is some cash in my purse. 361 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,843 Look, I know I crossed a line bringing her here, 362 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,006 but I was trying to make you jealous. 363 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:33,950 Like the way you made me feel when you said you slept with John Rowland again. 364 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:38,285 I think it's more than that. I think you really hate me. 365 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,552 - That's not true. - Oh, I think it is. 366 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:44,561 You know, introducing your spouse to someone you're about to have sex with. 367 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:46,529 There's only one reason to do that. 368 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,965 Pure hatred. 369 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,059 You don't know what you're talking about. 370 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,778 Oh, I think I do. 371 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:09,477 Phil, come meet my basically ex-husband. Thank you. 372 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:12,853 Carlos. Carlos, this is my new friend, Phil Lopez. 373 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:15,290 - We've met, Gabby. - Really? 374 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,521 Well, that's weird. When? 375 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:20,531 Fairview Chamber of Commerce, the annual dinner. 376 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,829 Oh, my God, that's right. That's right! 377 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:27,429 You were up for the Latino Businessman of the Year award that Phil won. 378 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:31,564 - Well, actually, I beat him out twice. - No! 379 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,703 Oh, I remember. Carlos was so annoyed. 380 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,475 What did you say, hon? 381 00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:39,915 "He may have that trophy, but I've got you." 382 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:43,383 Ain't life funny? 383 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,616 Gabby, can we talk for a sec? 384 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:48,124 Not now. Phil and I are getting in the hot tub. 385 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:52,357 - Phil, did you bring your suit? - You said I didn't have to. 386 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,865 Not in front of Arlos-Cay. 387 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,401 Go outside. I'll meet you there. 388 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:04,799 Phil Lopez? You brought home Phil Lopez? 389 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:08,802 - I had no idea you hated me that much. - Well, now you know. 390 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:10,976 [chuckles] 391 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,076 [growls] 392 00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:21,485 Hey, good news. My realtor found me some sweet locations. 393 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,653 That's great. 394 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:27,323 Hey, could we talk about this restaurant thing for a second? 395 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:28,991 Yeah, what's up? 396 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,534 I don't know if you noticed, 397 00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:33,435 but when you first pitched the whole pizza concept, 398 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:37,398 - I was a wee bit skeptical. - Yeah, I sensed that. 399 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,841 Of course. You're smart. 400 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:43,006 Which is also why you're gonna jump on the idea I have 401 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,908 to make the whole thing work. 402 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,179 - OK, so, you're not bailing on me? - No. 403 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:52,087 - No, no, no. I am totally on board. - Oh, good. 404 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,024 You had me scared there for a second. OK. 405 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:57,391 So, well, what is this great idea? 406 00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:01,125 I'm thinking, catering company. 407 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:05,635 - Huh? - Start small, have an Italian theme, 408 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:11,233 create some cash flow and then, later on, expand into the pizza thing. 409 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:15,369 - But that's not my dream. - Well, think about it. 410 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:19,816 You're gonna do all these fun parties. People will start talking. 411 00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:23,116 "This is great food. This guy should open a restaurant. 412 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,019 I'd eat there." And then, wham. 413 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:29,390 Five short years later you have a built-in customer base. 414 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:32,055 But I said, it's not my dream. Pizza is my dream. 415 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,155 I know. Catering's how you get there. 416 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:36,826 Why can't I skip catering and go straight to pizza? 417 00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:38,199 Because you'll fail. 418 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:43,200 I'm sorry. God. I shouldn't have said that. 419 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,073 But you're gambling with our life savings, 420 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:49,978 - and you have no experience. - You said you'd support me. 421 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,084 I'm trying to. I am trying to. 422 00:25:56,154 --> 00:26:00,022 But are you aware that 90 percent of restaurants tank in their first year? 423 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:04,152 Ten percent of them make it. Why don't you ever think I'd be one of them? 424 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,027 No. No! Do me a favor. 425 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,625 Don't answer that. 426 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,639 Yoo-hoo! Carlos! 427 00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,740 I'm making a snack for Phil. 428 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,752 Do you want something to eat? 429 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:32,256 Some sour grapes, perhaps? Maybe a little crow? 430 00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:37,656 - [footsteps thudding] - [door slamming] 431 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,830 OK. We need to move this over there. 432 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:46,268 - Why? - Uh... Feng shui. 433 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,273 I don't know. Don't just stand there. Help me. 434 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,740 [bed thuds against wall] 435 00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:56,746 [grunting, moaning] 436 00:26:57,582 --> 00:27:01,951 - Yes! Yes! - [laughs] Hey, don't start without me. 437 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,945 No, let's get something straight. 438 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:07,048 You and I are not gonna have sex tonight. 439 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,649 What? 440 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,786 I'm sorry. No offense. You're a nice guy. 441 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:12,762 I'm just not into you that way. 442 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,027 God, Phil, yes, yes. 443 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,296 - Give it to me. - OK. 444 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,838 I'm not talking to you. Back off. 445 00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:23,738 But I thought... I mean, in the hot tub, we were... 446 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:25,802 You saw my boobs. 447 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:29,210 You have that mental snapshot to use for the rest of your life. 448 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,544 [shouting] That is all you're getting! 449 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:35,511 Wait, wait. So you're just using me? 450 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:38,780 - Unbelievable. - I am what? 451 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:41,348 - [Phil] You're unbelievable! - [Gabrielle] Really? 452 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:45,260 So are you, big boy. Yes! 453 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:54,628 No wonder you're divorcing her. She's a straight-up loon. 454 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,901 Crap. She's blocking my car. 455 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,835 I'm always happy to help a brother out. 456 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,777 Hold on. 457 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:07,579 - [bed thumping against wall] - [Gabrielle] Oh, God, yes. 458 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:10,018 Oh, ride 'em, cowboy. 459 00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:13,319 Oh, yes. God. 460 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,450 Take me home, Philly. 461 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:19,486 You should wear a saddle. Yes, yes! 462 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:22,533 Stop it, Phil. I told you to beat it. No means no. 463 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,031 I need your car keys. 464 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:29,539 You're blocking the stallion's hatchback. 465 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:40,175 Oh, yes. Yes, Phil. 466 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,378 Fill me with Phil! 467 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:45,821 - I never said that. - And you moved the bed. 468 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:47,721 - What were you thinking? - Shut up. 469 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,522 If you're trying to hurt me, that's not the way to do it. 470 00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,426 Well, then, enlighten me. 471 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:55,227 How can I hit you so hard that you will never recover? 472 00:28:57,535 --> 00:28:59,935 - You can't. - No, I have to, Carlos. 473 00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:01,995 I need you to give up on us. 474 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,304 We're not good for each other, and I can't keep doing this. 475 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:09,636 But I can. You proved something tonight. 476 00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:13,912 You had a rich, good-Iooking guy in your bed and you couldn't pull the trigger. 477 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,519 That means you still care. 478 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:20,684 And as long as I know that, I can take anything that you can dish out. 479 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:28,358 You know what? I'm tired. Can we talk about this in the morning? 480 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:30,793 Sure. 481 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:33,804 But you're bringing me breakfast in bed or no deal. 482 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,274 It's a date. 483 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,475 [engine idling, turns off] 484 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,788 Sarah? What are you...? Oh! 485 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,590 Julie, thank God it's you. We thought you were the cops. 486 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,294 Oh, hey, Julie. What are you, on buzz kill patrol tonight? 487 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,228 This is why you couldn't go to the movies with me? 488 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,139 Sorry. I thought you weren't that into him. 489 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:12,938 - You know, if you are... - I'm not! 490 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,172 I'm just... I'm mad that you blew me off. 491 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:18,704 Well, I'd totally understand if you wanted to blow me off for a date. 492 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:22,285 You call this a date? Getting mauled in a car? 493 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:25,686 Hey, you want to talk about this later? I'm losing altitude here. 494 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:31,159 [scoffs] You are disgusting. Enjoy the rest of your date. 495 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:36,193 Julie, there you are. 496 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:41,195 - I found a way to get through to Mike. - Let it go. He's not into you. 497 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:50,606 Gabby, rise and shine. I made you some waffles. 498 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,315 I got a second wind last night, so I went to a bar. 499 00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:01,847 That's where I met Jason. We spent the whole night... 500 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:05,259 How did you put it? Pulling the trigger. 501 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:12,264 So did I hurt you, or should I keep trying? 502 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:26,015 You kicked ass in rehab today. 503 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,416 I raised my arm over my head. 504 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:31,353 - Sign me up for the Olympics. - Oh, be patient. 505 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:32,912 It takes time. 506 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:35,892 Miss Britt, phone call for you at the nurses' station. 507 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,860 For me? Huh. 508 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,626 I'll be right back. 509 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,238 There's a phone call for me? 510 00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,540 Susan? What are you...? 511 00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:52,735 Shh. I thought you could use some fresh air. 512 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,277 Hello? 513 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,404 Hello? It's Edie. 514 00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:01,147 What the hell is this? Who's he? 515 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:05,417 This is Hank and he has very kindly offered to take us on a field trip. 516 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:07,515 For 60 bucks an hour. 517 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,050 - Where are you taking me? - A little jaunt down memory lane. 518 00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:15,527 Oh, God. You're not taking me to that fish and disco place, are you? 519 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,330 No, no. What we're doing today is more low-key. 520 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:22,339 Don't worry. You're totally safe. We're not doing anything wrong. 521 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:23,806 [engine starts] 522 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:28,670 - Punch it! - [tires squealing] 523 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:35,285 - Hello. - Look, Mrs. Hodge, 524 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:37,947 I've only seen your daughter once since the motel. 525 00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:41,185 - She'd told me you'd backed off. - I'm not here to threaten you. 526 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,956 - I've come to give you my blessing. - Your blessing? 527 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:48,897 Yes, Danielle made it clear that I'm powerless to stop this relationship. 528 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,197 Since she assures me that you love her... 529 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:55,262 - You do love her, don't you? - Yes, of course. 530 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,103 Good. Then we're all set. 531 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,178 Here's some of her clothes. 532 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:04,578 I'll bring her CDs and her stuffed animals over tomorrow. 533 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,640 You want her to stay here? 534 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,743 This place is kind of small. 535 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,847 Well, that hotel room was small and you seemed happy enough there. 536 00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:14,755 And I trust you to be discreet. 537 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,887 You wouldn't want your wife to find out and use it against you in your divorce. 538 00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:21,691 Whoa, whoa, Mrs. Hodge? 539 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:25,193 Things are getting a little bit complicated. 540 00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:28,602 Could you please tell Danielle that this is not gonna work out? 541 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:32,234 Mr. Faladi, if you want to break my daughter's heart, I can't stop you. 542 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:35,905 But I will not be an accomplice. You'll tell her yourself. 543 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,347 - Right. - Don't even think about blaming me. 544 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:42,011 If you so much as mention that we spoke, 545 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:46,580 - I'll phone the police. - Fine, I will leave you out of it. 546 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:52,654 - Oh, and one more thing. - Yes? 547 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:55,631 Danielle is applying to colleges. 548 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,431 I do hope she can count on you for a glowing recommendation. 549 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,063 Sure. 550 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:09,804 When I locked myself out of the house, that's the bush that you found me in. 551 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,281 Naked. Surely, you remember that? 552 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:15,751 - Nope. - Ouch. That hurts. 553 00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:19,346 OK. Remember this spot? 554 00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:22,484 This is where we sat in your truck and had our first kiss. 555 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,927 Were you naked then, too? 556 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,564 [sighs] Mike, why are you being this way? 557 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,261 This is pointless. 558 00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:33,997 I'm sorry, I can't... 559 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:38,099 - I don't remember being with you. - OK, I know it's hard, 560 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:41,942 but you've got to make an effort. If your head is foggy don't look there. 561 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:46,450 Look in your heart. Because I'm in there. 562 00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:48,644 Just like you're inside mine. 563 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:54,581 OK. This is Mary Alice's house. 564 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,786 This is where we first met. 565 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:59,625 I was setting out my macaroni and cheese. 566 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:02,723 And you were in line... Oh! Ah... Ow... [laughs] 567 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:06,130 I'm good. Finally, a smile. 568 00:35:06,204 --> 00:35:08,195 You do that a lot, don't you? 569 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:10,536 I've been known to take a spill or two. 570 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,542 My doctor says it's an inner ear... 571 00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:18,274 - Wait. You remember that? - Yeah, I think I do. 572 00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:21,113 Yes! That's progress, see? 573 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:24,552 It's all gonna come back. We're gonna be us again. 574 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:27,750 But what about the British guy? 575 00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:30,319 [sighs] 576 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:35,364 Mike, I don't know what Edie's been telling you, 577 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,628 but Ian and I, we're just friends. 578 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:41,028 - Just friends? - Yeah. 579 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:43,639 Now. 580 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:50,040 Look, you've got to understand. 581 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:54,141 The doctors were telling me that you would probably never wake up. 582 00:35:55,019 --> 00:35:57,579 And I just needed somebody to talk to. 583 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,553 And that's what you were doing in the country, talking? 584 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,628 Mr. Delfino, are you OK? 585 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:12,560 I'm fine. 586 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:15,333 You can't discharge a patient without permission! 587 00:36:15,406 --> 00:36:18,204 I was trying to help him remember. And tell her, Mike. 588 00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:20,141 We were making progress! 589 00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:23,705 Take me back to the hospital. 590 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:31,777 Mike! 591 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:36,418 Well, at the risk of stating the obvious, it's over. 592 00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:38,724 - He's mine now. - No, no, no, no. No, no! 593 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:42,664 This is not how this ends. No, evil does not triumph over good. 594 00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:44,360 That's how you see me? 595 00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:47,233 Damn straight. You lie, you cheat, you scheme. 596 00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:51,241 You ruin people's relationships. How do you sleep at night? 597 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:55,746 Soon, with Mike on top of me. If you know what I mean. 598 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,678 See? Evil. Evil. 599 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:03,379 Has it ever occurred to you that maybe Mike and I are meant to end up together? 600 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,484 No! Mike... You don't even want him. 601 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,085 You're just doing this to hurt me. 602 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:15,690 Wow. How self-absorbed can you be? 603 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:19,099 I have had a thing for Mike since the day he moved in here. 604 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:22,071 I even backed off when he fell for your Miss Adorable act. 605 00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:24,198 But he's over that. It's my turn now. 606 00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:26,800 And I will be better for him than you ever were. 607 00:37:27,645 --> 00:37:31,240 And if you do get hurt, well, that's just gravy. 608 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:38,614 All right. Maybe that was a little evil. 609 00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,689 - [engine starts] - [door slams] 610 00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:55,230 - Finally. - Sorry it took so long. 611 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:57,399 That last digit was barely legible. 612 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,304 I thought you'd like to do the honors. 613 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,711 [phone ringing] 614 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,589 [Mike] You've reached Mike Delfino Plumbing. 615 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,594 Please leave a message after the beep. 616 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,220 [beep] 617 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,377 Whoa. A D minus. 618 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:35,207 - That blows. - Yeah, it does. 619 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:39,409 Since it's not the one we did together. You e-mailed me the wrong paper. 620 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:42,077 You didn't even read it before you turned it in? 621 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,849 I didn't think I had to. The one you wrote was great. 622 00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:48,414 After you left I decided I really should put it in your words. 623 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:53,361 Is this some weird thing you did 'cause you're into me? 624 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:55,422 Oh, please. [groans] 625 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:58,832 No, it is. You're pissed 'cause I hooked up with your friend. 626 00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:03,135 No, I'm pissed 'cause you told me some sob story so I'd write your paper. 627 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:08,372 - Now you owe me 15 bucks. - You know what? Here. 628 00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:16,382 Oh, and I did learn something. lago betrayed Othello because he was jealous. 629 00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:27,293 I thought you'd be with Mr. Faladi tonight. 630 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,390 You'll be happy to know he dumped me. 631 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,935 - He dumped you? - Said it was getting too messy, 632 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:35,096 that I was gonna complicate his divorce. 633 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,974 - Don't pretend you're sorry. - I don't plan to. 634 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,477 I hope this doesn't make history class awkward. 635 00:39:42,012 --> 00:39:45,675 You don't have to worry. I went to the principal and got his ass fired. 636 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,014 When he called to yell at me for squealing, 637 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:50,883 I recorded the call and sent a tape of it to his wife. 638 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:54,716 Thanks to me he'll be getting nothing in this divorce. 639 00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:00,689 I must say, that was rather underhanded. 640 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:04,724 Yes. I wonder where she gets it. 641 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:11,171 - Bye, Daddy. - Bye. I'll see you guys on Friday. 642 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,476 Kayla said that you're opening a pizza place? 643 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,440 Well, maybe. I mean, it's not a done deal yet. 644 00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:19,881 Ah... 645 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,909 Lynette put the kibosh on it, huh? 646 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,978 What makes you say that? [laughs] 647 00:40:25,055 --> 00:40:28,047 Well, you know. Lynette. 648 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,759 She's probably right. 649 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:34,025 There's a bunch of dumb schmucks trying to open restaurants. 650 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,692 You know, Tom, I've tasted your pizza. 651 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,997 And I have to be perfectly honest with you. 652 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:43,001 It was like I died and went to Italy. 653 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:47,374 - Really? - Oh, my God! 654 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,707 You are born to do this. 655 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,304 I just hate to see you give it up, because, well... 656 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:59,845 Man, this is none of my business. But Lynette does... bully you... 657 00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:01,753 ...sometimes. 658 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:05,621 - She doesn't mean to. - Don't let her. Go to the mat on this. 659 00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:09,792 She will respect you a lot more if you grew a pair. 660 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:12,935 I'm not trying to insult you. 661 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:16,807 All I'm saying is that... 662 00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:21,204 ...I know what you're capable of. 663 00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:24,981 And I believe in you. 664 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:28,641 I really needed to hear that. 665 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:33,178 Thanks. 666 00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:44,998 [Mary Alice] Sabotage. Everyone is capable of it. 667 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:48,766 But some go about it more ruthlessly than others. 668 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,771 Like the ones who crave vengeance. 669 00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:59,516 Or the ones who hunger for love. 670 00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:05,184 Or the ones who are determined to burn bridges. 671 00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:10,827 And then there are those who simply want something. 672 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:13,989 I wish Daddy lived here so he could tuck me in, too. 673 00:42:14,064 --> 00:42:17,522 Something that belongs to someone else. 674 00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:19,626 I'm working on it, piglet. 675 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:24,634 Mama's working on it. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net