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A proposal was made...
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Your niece came
to my restaurant,
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Asked me
for a hostessing job.
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I'm sorry.
Another was broken.
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Oh, katherine,
you don't have to--
Mike, please.
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A secret was kept...
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Carlos is gonna find out
about this thing eventually.
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By then, i will have proved i
can do the job, pregnant or not.
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She's still unconscious.
I'd like to run some tests.
Another revealed...
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Julie's pregnant.
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(Mary alice) bree van de kamp
was having an affair.
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And whenever
her lover called...
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(Cell phone alert chimes)
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She needed an excuse
to leave work early.
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I'm off to the jeweler's.
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Gotta get
my pearls restrung.
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I'm off to the salon.
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Gotta keep
this red hair red.
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I have to visit my aunt
in the hospital.
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She has shingles.
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But on this particular day,
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Bree was surprised to find
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Her work had been done for her.
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Morning!
Katherine, it's barely 9:00.
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How long have you
been cooking?
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Oh, i don't know.
Since 3:00? 4:00?
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You don't need to do
this whole luncheon by yourself.
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Well, i don't mind.
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When i'm happy,
i have all this excess energy.
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Gotta channel it somewhere.
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Oh, you must be
pretty darn happy.
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Any particular reason?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I'm in love.
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(Gasps) that's wonderful!
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Why didn't you tell me
you were seeing someone?
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You know what?
It doesn't matter.
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The main thing is
you're finally over mike.
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I'm not over mike.
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(Scoffs) you're not?
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No, silly. Who'd you think
i was in love with?
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But mike just married susan.
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Oh, honey. Their first marriage
went down in flames.
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This one's gonna crash
even faster.
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(Whispers) they're not even
sleeping together.
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What makes you say that?
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Last night,
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The light in their upstairs den
was on at 3:00 a.M.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Maybe susan wanted to read
without waking him.
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No. Mike made a mistake
and he knows it.
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He's just waiting for julie
to feel better,
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And then he'll dump susan
and beg me to take him back.
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So... grab an apron.
We still have dessert to make.
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I'm thinking tarte tatin.
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It's mike's favorite.
We'll make an extra one for him.
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Poor bree.
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She wanted to help her friend.
(Cell phone alert chimes)
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But she didn't have time
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To deal with
katherine's imaginary lover...
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(Gasps) i have a teeth cleaning,
so i won't be able to help you.
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Not when she had a real one.
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You wouldn't know it
to look at him,
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But that nice man
who delivers your mail
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Hits his wife.
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You'd never guess by her smile,
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But that nice woman
across the street
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Embezzles from her boss.
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And that attractive couple
who jogs by every morning?
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Well, they like their cocaine.
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The sad truth is,
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We don't know our friends
and neighbors
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Nearly as well
as we think we do.
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Even the people we love...
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Keep secrets.
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(Grunts) need coffee.
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(Chuckles)
mmm.
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Well, this isn't helping you
get your coffee. (Laughs)
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Whatever.
It's wakin' me up.
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(Spoon clanks loudly)
(both laugh)
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Hey, bud. Hey, what are you
still doin' home?
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I thought
you had a morning class.
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Actually, i'm thinking
about quitting school.
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What?
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Yeah. I thought i might
get a job.
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Danny, our family's been in
this country five generations.
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It's time one of us
got a diploma.
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(Sighs)
okay, what's going on?
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Talk to me.
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No one talks to me at school,
no one sits near me,
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And everybody thinks
i'm the perv who attacked julie.
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Look, this is
a temporary thing.
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The police are gonna
catch this guy,
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And everyone will know
you are innocent.
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Yeah, but meanwhile,
i'm the campus freak.
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Baby, do me a favor.
Let's talk about this later.
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If you go to school today,
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We'll figure something out
when you get home, okay?
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Okay.
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Why you being so nice to him?
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There is no way we are
lettin' him drop out of school.
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I know that,
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But we have
to be careful here.
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You know danny--
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When he gets unhappy,
he gets sloppy,
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Says all sorts of things
he shouldn't.
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Okay.
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So now all we've gotta do
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Is figure out how
to make a teenager happy.
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Damn it!
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What's the matter?
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Oh. (Scoffs) nothing fits.
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My breasts
have gotten huge.
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Oh, yeah. I hate it
when that happens.
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Every time i'm pregnant--
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Second trimester
like clockwork. Bam!
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Why are you smiling?
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(Chuckles) why do you think?
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"The supremes" are back.
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What did i tell you about naming
them after musical groups?
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I know.
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It's just that
"benny and the jets"
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Are so happy to see 'em.
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This is serious.
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I have to hide
these things at work
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So carlos doesn't find out
i'm pregnant.
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What am i gonna do
with you guys?
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I got some ideas.
Hey, hey, i got a meeting.
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Wait, but--But--But--But they're
only like this for two weeks
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Until they get all sore,
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And you give me
that "don't touch me" look.
(Sighs) okay. Good-Bye, tom.
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Oh, come on. No, lynette,
come on. Call in sick.
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Kids get snow days.
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We could call it a boob day.
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Okay, it is way too early
for the "don't touch me" look.
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So i waited around
all morning, carlos,
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For that repairman that you told
me to call, and he never showed.
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No, i'm not done.
I'm sharing my day with you.
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Then your children took
my $300 perfume
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And gave their dolls a bath.
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Yes, i spent $300 on perfume.
But you're missing the point!
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Oh, really?
You don't like it when i yell?
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Well, how about this?
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I have taken care
of your demon spawn children
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For 12 hours.
My shift is over.
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(Beep, slams down receiver)
(sighs)
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(Car door shuts)
(sighs)
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So, you, uh, having fun
working at the restaurant?
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I'm having fun
working with you.
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Oh! Look who's here.
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Hi, gabrielle.
I was talking to her.
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So... i thought i was gonna
pick you up.
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John offered
to give me a ride.
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And i appreciated the company.
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Okay, time to go inside.
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Someone's got homework.
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Bye.
Night.
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You remember homework,
john--
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That thing that kids
in high school have to do?
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I remember it. I think you used
to help me with mine.
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What are you doing with her,
john?
I take care of my employees.
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Really? Do you drive
the busboys home, too?
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I will pick her up
from now on.
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(Scoffs) come on.
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Hey there.
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How's she doing?
Much better.
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The doctor says the swelling
in her brain has subsided
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And she could come to
at any moment.
Well, that's terrific.
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Mm. Julie, you should see
the flowers andrew brought you.
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They're gorgeous.
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It's the least i could do.
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Julie knows how i feel
about her. Don't you, jules?
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I love that you two have
stayed friends all these years.
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Yeah, well,
we--We kind of lost touch
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When she was in med school,
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But--But ever since she quit...
i mean, we talk all the time.
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She quit med school?
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I-I thought she told you.
It was six months ago.
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She's been out of school
for six months?
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(Lowered voice) you are so lucky
you're in a coma right now.
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What has she been doing
all this time?
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She didn't know what she
wanted to do with her life,
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So while she was deciding,
she got herself a job...
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(Lowered voice)
waiting tables.
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Did you just say
"waiting tables"?
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(Normal voice) i thought she--
Told me?
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Yeah, no, she didn't.
(Forced laugh)
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This is unreal.
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Yesterday, i found out
julie thought she was pregnant.
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And now i'm finding out
that my daughter the surgeon
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Is actually my daughter
the... (chuckles) waitress.
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I'm gonna need a moment.
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Take your time.
I'll--I'll just...
wait!
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The guy.
What guy?
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Julie was seeing some guy.
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You two talk all the time.
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What do you know?
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Now would be an excellent time
to wake up and help me.
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Andrew, who is he?
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He may be the one
that attacked her.
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All i know is there was a guy,
but i-I-I don't know his name.
Oh, please.
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Why would she tell you she was
seeing someone and not say who?
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Because he's married.
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(Front door closes)
what you got there?
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Mints.
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Mints?
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(Crinkles)
mints that are...
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"Ribbed for her pleasure"?!
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Yeah, we found a whole box
of them under ana's bed.
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Ana!
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Can i have one
before dinner?
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No! No, you can't eat these!
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These aren't mints.
They're... balloons.
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Yay!
(Crinkling)
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Grownup balloons.
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Do you and daddy
play with them?
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If we did, you and i wouldn't
be having this conversation.
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Nice knock.
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What are these?
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Well, those are condoms.
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You see, when a boy and a girl
like each other--
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Shut it. Juanita and celia
found these under your bed.
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Okay, i want a lock
on my door.
I've got news for you.
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That is not where the lock
is gonna go.
This is really
none of your business.
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Sorry. 17 plus condoms?
Totally my business.
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What's the story? Are you
sleeping with john rowland?
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Aunt gaby, he's my boss.
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Ah! And the oscar goes to...
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Not you.
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(Sighs) okay, fine.
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But we haven't done
anything...
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Yet.
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"Yet"? Why is there a "yet"?
I love him.
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Did you hear me?
I said i love him.
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I heard you.
I was swallowing vomit.
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You and john--
Not gonna happen.
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What is it about john
that gets you so crazy?
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He was just your gardener.
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I'm not crazy!
And this conversation is over.
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I promised the girls
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They could fill these with water
and drop them off the roof.
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(Man) come on, kids.
Let's go!
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Hey, porter.
Can i talk to you?
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Hey, mrs. Bolen.
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Uh, sorry. I've gotta
go pick up penny from school.
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(Sighs)
247
00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:41,888
(Thud)
248
00:11:46,493 --> 00:11:47,199
Whoa!
249
00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:50,317
This'll just take a minute.
250
00:11:51,056 --> 00:11:51,869
Okay.
251
00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:54,714
So, uh, this friday night,
what do you say you help me
252
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:57,014
Throw danny a little party
at our place?
253
00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:59,777
A party?
Yeah. He needs
to make some friends.
254
00:11:59,831 --> 00:12:00,954
He's a little shy,
255
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,657
And this whole thing with julie
has not helped.
256
00:12:02,714 --> 00:12:04,995
Okay, here's the thing.
Danny and i don't hang out.
257
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,777
We don't have
that much in common.
258
00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:10,692
Well... danny likes money.
259
00:12:10,786 --> 00:12:12,391
Do you like money?
260
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:14,148
Sure.
261
00:12:14,973 --> 00:12:17,033
See? You do have
something in common.
262
00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:18,570
Are you bribing me?
263
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,353
No. This is to pay
for the party.
264
00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:23,597
And, of course, if there's
a little left over...
265
00:12:24,554 --> 00:12:25,659
Oh.
266
00:12:25,799 --> 00:12:27,081
And i almost forgot.
267
00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,929
You can't have a party
without beer.
268
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:32,119
Okay, is this a trick?
269
00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:33,264
Is my mother hiding
in the bushes
270
00:12:33,326 --> 00:12:36,779
To see if i take the bait?
I just want him
to have a good time.
271
00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:39,285
So make sure you invite
some nice people,
272
00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:40,609
Maybe a couple of cute girls.
273
00:12:43,691 --> 00:12:45,103
Anything
for my good friend danny.
274
00:12:48,754 --> 00:12:50,974
All right,
how about this one?
275
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:54,041
It's a lovely 4-Tier cake
with pink fondant.
276
00:12:55,099 --> 00:12:55,910
Hmm.
277
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,402
Okay. (Clears throat)
278
00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,823
Well, after showing you
43 cake designs,
279
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:03,096
I've learned that "hmm"
means "no."
280
00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:04,501
But you're getting married
in two days,
281
00:13:04,588 --> 00:13:06,152
So unless you wanna shove
wedding jell-O
282
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,607
Into each other's faces, you
really need to make a decision.
283
00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:12,270
Oh, i'm sorry. We just want
everything to be perfect and--
284
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,420
Ooh! (Gasps)
285
00:13:15,102 --> 00:13:16,080
What's this one?
286
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,648
Oh, this must be a new design
by my partner katherine.
287
00:13:19,745 --> 00:13:20,763
You like it?
288
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,165
I love it.
289
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:23,756
(Whispers) wonderful.
290
00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:27,405
Now...
what flavor do you want?
291
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,299
I would suggest
292
00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:30,453
A classic white cake
with raspberry genoise.
293
00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:32,193
Hmm.
294
00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:34,651
Hmm.
295
00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,823
(Telephone rings,
indistinct conversations)
296
00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:42,688
Hey, carlos, notice anything
different about lynette?
297
00:13:42,768 --> 00:13:44,124
What are you talking about?
298
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:47,138
Check her out in this photo from
the christmas party last year.
299
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:48,961
Before...
300
00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:51,532
After.
301
00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,211
Whoa.
302
00:13:54,282 --> 00:13:55,493
Lynette got implants.
303
00:13:55,739 --> 00:13:58,517
Definitely.
And look at those puppies.
304
00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:01,932
Wait a minute.
Aren't you gay?
305
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:05,983
You can't ask me that.
Well, if you're not,
306
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,201
I'm gonna have to
punch you in the face
307
00:14:07,286 --> 00:14:08,405
For checking out
my married friend.
308
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:10,732
(Laughs nervously) so gay!
309
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,244
Judy-Liza-Barbra gay!
310
00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:13,575
(Singsong voice)
proud member since '89!
311
00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:21,287
So for the third quarter,
312
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,769
Net income increased by 20%
compared to...
313
00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:27,615
What are you looking at?
314
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,457
Sorry, lynette.
I just... (sighs)
315
00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:32,529
I know.
316
00:14:33,464 --> 00:14:34,876
You know what?
317
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,182
Your little secret.
318
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:42,712
Oh, god,
you know about the twins?
319
00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:45,647
Well, i mean, yeah.
I have eyes.
320
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,318
Okay, first of all,
this was not planned.
321
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,415
It wasn't?
322
00:14:50,644 --> 00:14:52,199
God, no!
Tom and i went out to dinner,
323
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,301
He got me drunk,
and the next thing i knew...
324
00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:55,821
Ah.
325
00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:58,773
So tom's responsible
for all this.
326
00:14:59,711 --> 00:15:01,340
Well... who else?
327
00:15:02,273 --> 00:15:03,976
God,
you are such a good wife.
328
00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:05,662
I wish you'd talk to gaby,
329
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:09,793
Get her to jump
on the bandwagon.
Doesn't gaby
already have her hands full
330
00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:14,827
With the two she's got?
Mnh, they're okay. I always
thought we could do better.
331
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:18,012
What?!
You know, gaby really
looks up to you.
332
00:15:18,832 --> 00:15:22,042
If she knew you got a boob job,
she might consider it.
333
00:15:22,273 --> 00:15:23,296
Boob job?
334
00:15:23,545 --> 00:15:26,035
Sorry. Breast enhancement.
335
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:28,727
Just give her
the name of your doctor.
336
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:29,959
He did great work.
337
00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:32,514
Oh! Oh.
338
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,159
Oh, now i... (laughs)
339
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,812
O-Okay. Got it.
340
00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:39,029
Sure.
341
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:41,542
By the way,
let this be a lesson to you.
342
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,298
Don't try to hide things
from me.
343
00:15:44,056 --> 00:15:46,914
I'm a little too sharp
for that.
Okay.
344
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:50,822
Susan?
345
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:52,653
Here.
346
00:15:53,885 --> 00:15:55,986
Hey, i, uh, just got called
on a job.
347
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:57,456
It's just
a busted water main,
348
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,499
So i should be back by--
Whoa.
349
00:16:01,571 --> 00:16:01,872
(Sighs)
350
00:16:02,451 --> 00:16:03,578
At happened here?
351
00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:05,911
I came across julie's journal.
352
00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:08,299
Okay.
353
00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:09,899
She never says his name.
354
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,233
Whose name?
355
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:13,452
The married man
she's been seeing.
356
00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:16,903
She doesn't use his name.
She just uses the initial--"D."
357
00:16:18,953 --> 00:16:21,111
Why would she use a code
in her own journal?
358
00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:23,700
Oh, because she's afraid
her mom might come across it?
359
00:16:24,008 --> 00:16:27,144
Okay, i know that i am
invading her privacy.
360
00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:29,922
(Closes journal)
i mean, screw it.
This is an emergency.
361
00:16:30,151 --> 00:16:32,575
I bet this d. Is
the sick bastard who...
362
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,783
(Whispers) hey.
363
00:16:37,867 --> 00:16:39,233
Shh.
364
00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,570
(Sighs)
365
00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:43,264
And you know
the worst part?
366
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,436
I read this and...
367
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:49,102
It's like it was written
by a stranger.
368
00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:53,086
I mean, who is this girl?
369
00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:56,501
She dropped out
of med school,
370
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,514
She leaves her full scholarship
to wait tables,
371
00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:02,576
And then when she came back,
372
00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:04,752
She started an affair
with a married man.
373
00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:07,666
I don't know that julie.
374
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:09,372
(Telephone rings)
375
00:17:09,656 --> 00:17:12,550
I mean, what is going on
with her?
(Ring, beep)
376
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,973
Hello?
377
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:16,720
Really?
378
00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:19,760
You can ask her yourself.
She's awake.
379
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,548
(Sighs)
380
00:17:21,753 --> 00:17:25,210
(Elevator bell dings,
telephone ringing)
381
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,892
Dr. Hill? How is she?
Can i see her?
382
00:17:27,942 --> 00:17:28,988
Yeah, just so you know,
383
00:17:29,051 --> 00:17:30,735
She doesn't remember anything
about being attacked.
384
00:17:30,848 --> 00:17:32,452
She's very tired
and needs her rest,
385
00:17:32,504 --> 00:17:35,099
So just sit with her, okay?
No questions.
386
00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:36,171
Of course.
387
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,802
I'll just... (sighs) sit.
388
00:17:43,705 --> 00:17:44,948
Oh, julie.
389
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,832
It is so good
to see you awake.
390
00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:50,293
Hey, mom.
391
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:52,005
Oh, how are you feeling?
392
00:17:52,346 --> 00:17:53,725
Oh, wait. I forgot.
393
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:55,633
Doctor said no questions.
394
00:17:55,718 --> 00:18:00,844
So.. I'm just gonna sit here
and... look at you.
395
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:02,930
Thanks.
396
00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:04,331
I'm really tired.
397
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:06,641
Oh.
Well, you just sleep, baby.
398
00:18:13,062 --> 00:18:15,297
Just so you know,
you're not pregnant.
399
00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:17,176
What?
400
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:19,657
Well, lynette said
you were scared you might be.
401
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:21,531
But you're not, so...
402
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:23,066
(Sighs)
yay!
403
00:18:23,154 --> 00:18:24,854
She shouldn't have
told you that.
404
00:18:25,051 --> 00:18:27,177
Oh. Now i've upset you.
I'm sorry.
405
00:18:27,325 --> 00:18:30,556
Uh, just ignore me
and you sleep.
406
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,770
(Exhales deeply) okay.
407
00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:42,571
(Whispers) if you want,
408
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,099
I could tell your boyfriend
that you're better.
409
00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:47,294
My boyfriend?
410
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:50,484
(Normal voice) well, i knew you
thought that you were pregnant,
411
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,089
And i don't see you going
the turkey baster route,
412
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,811
So i just assumed
that you had a boyfriend.
413
00:18:56,064 --> 00:18:58,801
I could call him for you.
Ugh, mom.
414
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,347
Unless you think
he strangled you
415
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:04,278
Because he's married.
I don't want
to talk about this now.
416
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,395
Then we won't.
417
00:19:07,619 --> 00:19:10,564
I'm not even here.
You just rest.
418
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:12,647
(Scoffs) how can i rest
419
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,025
When you come in here
with all these questions?
420
00:19:14,138 --> 00:19:16,120
Have i asked you
one single question?
421
00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:19,285
I mean, besides that one?
I think you should go.
422
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,254
Julie, please.
I am your mom.
423
00:19:22,474 --> 00:19:25,133
There is not a thing
that you can't tell me.
424
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:28,331
I know,
and i'm telling you to go.
425
00:19:30,078 --> 00:19:31,234
Okay.
426
00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:34,723
(Sighs deeply)
427
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,485
I miss you, too.
428
00:19:45,491 --> 00:19:46,940
A peach nightgown. Why?
429
00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:50,880
Karl, we are not doing this
on the phone again!
430
00:19:51,042 --> 00:19:53,304
If you can't sleep,
take a pill.
431
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:54,583
(Beep)
432
00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:55,985
(Sighs) mm.
433
00:19:59,374 --> 00:20:00,648
(Sighs)
434
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,535
(Door closes)
435
00:20:18,191 --> 00:20:21,433
Katherine, i'm glad you're here.
We, uh, really need to talk.
436
00:20:21,677 --> 00:20:24,038
If it's about ordering the tents
for the henderson reunion,
437
00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:25,756
Already done.
438
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,398
I saw you at mike and susan's
last night.
439
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:31,780
You were spying on me?
440
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,355
I am not the spy
in this story.
441
00:20:35,521 --> 00:20:36,680
Okay, you saw me.
442
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,464
Want to know what i saw?
443
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:44,102
Susan went to bed early,
and mike watched a ball game.
444
00:20:44,337 --> 00:20:46,185
Does that sound like a marriage
to you?
445
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:47,587
That sounds exactly like
a marriage.
446
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:49,651
All i know is,
447
00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:52,972
It was really nice to watch
a ball game with mike again.
448
00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:55,300
Through a window!
449
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:58,122
Katherine, you are losing
your grip here.
450
00:20:58,815 --> 00:21:01,115
Mike loves susan.
He is not coming back to you.
451
00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:02,428
And if you can't accept that,
452
00:21:02,519 --> 00:21:04,272
Then you really need
to get some help.
453
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,125
(Melon thuds)
you just cannot stand
to see me happy, can you?
454
00:21:08,252 --> 00:21:12,488
Okay, i realize you're upset--
Because you know
that once i get mike back,
455
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,239
I am gonna have more in my life
than just work.
456
00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:17,325
And i'm not gonna be able
to do your job for you.
457
00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:20,306
Excuse me?
You're never here anymore,
bree.
458
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,667
You're always so busy
these days.
459
00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:24,109
But you're never too busy
460
00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:26,096
To take bows
for the food that i cooked,
461
00:21:26,174 --> 00:21:29,990
And i am tired
of carrying you!
Okay, well, that's gonna stop
right now
462
00:21:30,058 --> 00:21:32,341
Because i am putting you
on sick leave for three weeks,
463
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,029
Effective immediately.
I'm not sick.
464
00:21:35,036 --> 00:21:36,713
(Whispers) yes, you are.
465
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,251
(Normal voice) now go.
466
00:21:42,295 --> 00:21:43,239
(Sets down apple)
467
00:21:46,866 --> 00:21:47,957
(Telephone ringing)
468
00:21:48,191 --> 00:21:51,431
(Exhales deeply) you've got
some admirers out there.
469
00:21:52,307 --> 00:21:53,045
Oh?
470
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:53,910
Yeah, as you walked by,
471
00:21:53,966 --> 00:21:55,531
I heard one of them say, "check
out the rack on that one."
472
00:21:56,875 --> 00:22:00,496
Aw. Can i do the honors
and call security?
473
00:22:00,598 --> 00:22:02,236
No, and here's why.
474
00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:04,182
They're
the bertollini brothers.
475
00:22:04,412 --> 00:22:06,418
They've got
a $200 million pension fund
476
00:22:06,495 --> 00:22:07,852
They're looking for somebody
to run.
477
00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:11,201
Why are you telling this
to "the rack"?
478
00:22:12,054 --> 00:22:14,138
Just listen.
We take them to dinner,
479
00:22:14,203 --> 00:22:17,108
They admire the girls
up close and personal,
480
00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:18,571
Then we close the deal.
481
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,541
And then they leave the money
on the dresser, right?
482
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:22,515
(Chuckles)
483
00:22:24,152 --> 00:22:26,271
What, you're mad?
Yeah., of course i'm mad.
484
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,386
You can't use my breasts
as bait.
485
00:22:29,212 --> 00:22:30,426
Where do you get
this attitude?
486
00:22:30,624 --> 00:22:33,517
Come on. You don't buy
christmas ornaments
487
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:34,947
Unless you're gonna
hang 'em on a tree.
488
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,354
Okay, bad metaphor.
489
00:22:37,415 --> 00:22:40,168
My point is,
why would you get those things
490
00:22:40,236 --> 00:22:41,757
If you don't want people
looking at them?
491
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:43,725
I guess...
492
00:22:45,857 --> 00:22:46,600
I...
493
00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,245
I wouldn't have.
494
00:22:49,983 --> 00:22:51,333
Okay.
495
00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:53,681
(Sighs)
496
00:22:55,494 --> 00:22:57,640
When do we do this?
Tonight.
497
00:22:57,812 --> 00:23:00,014
And if it makes you feel
any better,
498
00:23:00,998 --> 00:23:01,991
Buy yourself a new dress...
499
00:23:02,274 --> 00:23:04,236
On the company.
(Card hits desk)
500
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,501
A man just gave me a credit card
because of my boobs.
501
00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:13,992
That makes me feel
less like a hooker.
502
00:23:15,665 --> 00:23:16,906
(Dishes clattering in distance)
503
00:23:18,008 --> 00:23:19,194
John.
504
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,895
Hey, gaby. What's up?
505
00:23:22,087 --> 00:23:24,214
If my niece has her way,
her skirt.
506
00:23:24,314 --> 00:23:27,876
Excuse me?
You pulled out
the old john rowland charm,
507
00:23:28,004 --> 00:23:30,118
And now
ana has fallen for you.
508
00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:33,705
So she has a little crush.
I think it's sweet.
509
00:23:33,938 --> 00:23:34,882
No, no, no.
510
00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:36,911
"Sweet" would be doodling
your name in her notebook.
511
00:23:37,026 --> 00:23:40,044
Ana bought condoms
in what looked like a valu-Pack.
512
00:23:40,935 --> 00:23:43,833
Wow. I had no idea
she was that serious.
513
00:23:44,579 --> 00:23:47,482
I mean, i was only flirting
with her... a little.
514
00:23:48,237 --> 00:23:49,596
Well, she's 17,
515
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,161
So you're also flirting
with an orange jumpsuit.
516
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,767
You're pretty worked up
about this.
517
00:23:53,829 --> 00:23:57,623
You should be, too.
If you lay one finger on ana,
518
00:23:57,725 --> 00:23:59,570
Carlos will knock every tooth
out of your mouth,
519
00:23:59,637 --> 00:24:01,981
Which will make you
pretty darn popular in prison.
520
00:24:02,077 --> 00:24:03,949
Look,
i'm not really into ana.
521
00:24:04,207 --> 00:24:07,236
Okay, i was flirting with her
to see if you still cared.
522
00:24:07,331 --> 00:24:09,016
And obviously, you do.
523
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,261
No, i don't.
524
00:24:12,396 --> 00:24:13,670
Really?
525
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:15,257
Uh, if you weren't jealous,
526
00:24:15,351 --> 00:24:17,959
Then why'd you forbid me
to drive ana home?
527
00:24:18,185 --> 00:24:19,831
Because i remember
what you could accomplish
528
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,194
In a parked car.
529
00:24:21,967 --> 00:24:23,837
Look, i think about those days
a lot, gaby.
530
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,976
I mean, i was just a kid.
531
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,146
You know, i had to mow lawns
for a living,
532
00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:30,594
And i couldn't offer you
anything but--But sex.
533
00:24:30,665 --> 00:24:35,391
But now i can offer you
so much more.
W-What are you talking about?
534
00:24:35,564 --> 00:24:37,480
I have a lot of money now,
gaby.
535
00:24:37,746 --> 00:24:39,175
You know, and--And you're
stuck in a house
536
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,336
With two kids and a husband
who's never home.
537
00:24:41,558 --> 00:24:43,087
And when i saw you again,
538
00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:45,407
With macaroni and cheese
on your t-Shirt,
539
00:24:45,659 --> 00:24:47,501
I said to myself,
"what a shame.
540
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:48,866
"You know,
this gorgeous woman
541
00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:52,266
Should be sipping champagne
on a yacht."
542
00:24:53,653 --> 00:24:55,511
So... what,
you're gonna rescue me?
543
00:24:55,749 --> 00:24:58,316
Tell me you're not unhappy.
I'm not.
544
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,289
Why don't i believe you?
545
00:25:10,199 --> 00:25:11,583
Ana, wait!
546
00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:29,394
Carlos?
547
00:25:29,623 --> 00:25:30,750
He isn't home yet.
548
00:25:31,017 --> 00:25:31,894
(Keys clatter)
549
00:25:32,048 --> 00:25:34,174
Ana, we have to talk.
550
00:25:34,277 --> 00:25:37,434
You knew that i liked him.
How could you do this?
551
00:25:37,643 --> 00:25:40,330
Okay, what you saw wasn't
what you thought it was.
552
00:25:40,783 --> 00:25:41,614
Oh, did you slip,
553
00:25:41,678 --> 00:25:43,885
And your tongue accidentally
fell into john's mouth?
554
00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:46,362
I didn't kiss john!
John kissed me!
555
00:25:46,454 --> 00:25:47,993
And no tongues
were involved!
556
00:25:48,241 --> 00:25:50,498
Yeah, well, you have
your version. I have mine.
557
00:25:50,685 --> 00:25:53,105
We'll see which one
uncle carlos believes.
558
00:25:54,645 --> 00:25:56,660
Okay, ana, i'm gonna
tell you something.
559
00:25:56,785 --> 00:25:58,287
(Sighs)
560
00:25:59,569 --> 00:26:00,534
Ten years ago,
561
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,004
John rowland and i...
562
00:26:04,182 --> 00:26:05,623
Had an affair.
563
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,553
Your uncle carlos
knows about it.
564
00:26:08,709 --> 00:26:10,400
A lot of people got hurt.
565
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,027
But we survived it.
566
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,397
I have no more feelings
for john.
567
00:26:18,381 --> 00:26:21,149
But today i found out
he still has feelings for me.
568
00:26:25,788 --> 00:26:27,591
I saw you staring at this
the other day.
569
00:26:29,207 --> 00:26:30,513
I didn't understand it then.
570
00:26:32,323 --> 00:26:33,986
Now i do.
571
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,074
Ana...
572
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,537
I was staring at a memory.
Yes.
573
00:26:47,727 --> 00:26:49,312
And sometimes when i'm having
a rough day,
574
00:26:49,368 --> 00:26:50,872
I think about
what might have been.
575
00:26:53,836 --> 00:26:55,589
But trust me,
i would never go back.
576
00:27:02,106 --> 00:27:05,747
(Car door shuts)
look, ana,
i love your uncle carlos,
577
00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:07,309
And we have
a wonderful life together.
578
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:10,094
Please, do not do anything
that's gonna hurt him.
579
00:27:10,157 --> 00:27:11,847
(Door unlocks)
580
00:27:15,606 --> 00:27:16,744
Hey, guys.
581
00:27:18,077 --> 00:27:19,350
(Carlos)
finally got home early.
582
00:27:19,488 --> 00:27:21,211
Hi. Ohh.
583
00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:24,365
Mmm. (Chuckles)
so what's new?
584
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,790
I was just
telling aunt gaby...
585
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,248
That i wanna quit my job.
586
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,092
Anyway, i have homework.
587
00:27:45,763 --> 00:27:47,562
(Door opens)
mom?
588
00:27:47,690 --> 00:27:49,233
I found this on my bed.
589
00:27:49,465 --> 00:27:52,971
You like it?
Yeah. What's the occasion?
590
00:27:53,225 --> 00:27:55,230
The party.
I want you to look good.
591
00:27:56,082 --> 00:27:57,397
You didn't have to do that.
592
00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:01,973
Why not? I wanted to buy
something nice for my son.
593
00:28:02,190 --> 00:28:04,097
Besides,
it made me feel less guilty
594
00:28:04,199 --> 00:28:06,367
About buying this for me.
595
00:28:06,521 --> 00:28:07,851
(Chuckles)
cute, huh?
596
00:28:08,084 --> 00:28:09,049
Yeah.
597
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,279
Wait till you see it on me.
598
00:28:13,787 --> 00:28:14,579
(Zip)
599
00:28:22,062 --> 00:28:24,382
Are you ever gonna
get that thing taken care of?
600
00:28:24,651 --> 00:28:25,797
What, the scar?
601
00:28:26,027 --> 00:28:29,150
Mnh. I don't even see it
anymore.
602
00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:32,637
They can get rid of those things
these days, mom.
603
00:28:32,848 --> 00:28:35,779
Yeah, but that costs money.
So?
604
00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:38,578
We have to be careful
about money. You know that.
605
00:28:38,742 --> 00:28:40,668
I don't see dad
being careful.
606
00:28:40,829 --> 00:28:43,015
He bought a new set
of golf clubs.
607
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:44,972
Danny, listen to me.
608
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,254
After the explosion,
i was in bad shape.
609
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,504
You father took
real good care of me.
610
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:53,382
He hung in there.
611
00:28:53,603 --> 00:28:55,605
He's a good man.
Don't you forget that.
612
00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,892
One day, i'm gonna make
a lot of money,
613
00:29:05,761 --> 00:29:07,090
And we're gonna
get that scar fixed.
614
00:29:08,104 --> 00:29:08,996
Oh, honey.
615
00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:12,396
And don't worry.
616
00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,969
Whatever happens,
i'm gonna take care of you.
617
00:29:24,539 --> 00:29:27,158
Whoa. Check out the dress.
It's fantastic.
618
00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:29,466
(Chuckles)
what'd it cost?
619
00:29:29,555 --> 00:29:30,794
My dignity.
620
00:29:30,898 --> 00:29:32,138
Worth every penny.
621
00:29:32,226 --> 00:29:34,444
Aren't you going
to check your jacket?
622
00:29:34,587 --> 00:29:36,477
Well, it's a little chilly
in here.
623
00:29:37,155 --> 00:29:39,166
Lynette, it's not chilly.
624
00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:42,317
And even if it was, that's more
of a reason to lose the jacket.
625
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:44,125
Hmm?
626
00:29:44,336 --> 00:29:46,130
Come on.
It's just for one night.
627
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,753
Fine.
628
00:29:50,642 --> 00:29:52,939
I will check this for you.
Go meet the guys.
629
00:29:53,129 --> 00:29:54,378
(Chuckles)
630
00:30:15,573 --> 00:30:17,138
And there he is now.
631
00:30:17,284 --> 00:30:18,635
Hey, i was just telling
these guys about--
632
00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,032
Hey, could i talk to you
for a sec, dad?
633
00:30:27,548 --> 00:30:28,444
What are you doing?
634
00:30:30,686 --> 00:30:31,901
What,
i can't talk to people?
635
00:30:32,006 --> 00:30:33,012
A lot of people are here,
636
00:30:33,077 --> 00:30:34,353
But you pick
a couple 20-Year-Old girls?
637
00:30:34,437 --> 00:30:38,293
Danny, come on. I'm saying hello
to a couple of your friends.
638
00:30:38,387 --> 00:30:39,311
Yeah, well, don't.
639
00:30:41,088 --> 00:30:43,181
You know, i've been gettin' this
vibe from you for a while now,
640
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:46,845
And i don't think
i deserve it.
Oh, i think you do.
641
00:30:48,251 --> 00:30:49,435
You do? Why is that?
642
00:30:50,854 --> 00:30:52,383
Because i know.
643
00:30:54,776 --> 00:30:56,006
You know what, son?
644
00:31:00,932 --> 00:31:03,643
(Angie) jeez, nick!
What the hell?!
645
00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:05,671
What do you gotta crash
every party in the world?
646
00:31:06,441 --> 00:31:08,504
I bet you want him
the hell out of here.
647
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:10,736
I'm on it. Have fun, baby.
Come on.
648
00:31:21,038 --> 00:31:22,155
Hi, sweetheart.
649
00:31:22,335 --> 00:31:23,418
(Door closes)
hey!
650
00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:24,826
Hooker's home.
(Keys jangle)
651
00:31:25,896 --> 00:31:27,353
How did it go?
652
00:31:27,567 --> 00:31:30,187
It was bizarre.
653
00:31:30,364 --> 00:31:33,628
From the moment i walked in
with the girls here,
654
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:38,236
I got smiles, winks.
Men pulled out my chair.
655
00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:41,424
The busboy filled my water glass
every two minutes.
656
00:31:41,553 --> 00:31:42,733
And the bertollini brothers,
657
00:31:42,798 --> 00:31:45,039
Who seem to think our proposal
was written on my cleavage,
658
00:31:45,102 --> 00:31:46,677
Were putty in my hands.
659
00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:50,252
They signed the deal
on the spot!
That's great!
660
00:31:50,422 --> 00:31:52,608
Congratulations.
Yeah.
661
00:31:55,742 --> 00:31:58,051
So why are men so obsessed
with these things?
662
00:31:59,281 --> 00:32:01,222
I don't know
what to say, honey.
663
00:32:01,388 --> 00:32:04,084
I mean, some guys, uh,
are just breast men.
664
00:32:04,752 --> 00:32:06,072
"Some guys," huh?
665
00:32:06,816 --> 00:32:09,414
Me? I appreciate all aspects
of the female--
666
00:32:09,566 --> 00:32:11,404
I'm up here, tom.
(Clicks tongue) come on.
667
00:32:11,477 --> 00:32:15,025
Come on, i've seen pictures
of your old girlfriends.
668
00:32:15,096 --> 00:32:16,084
Just admit it.
669
00:32:16,266 --> 00:32:19,202
Okay. My name it tom scavo,
and i like big breasts.
670
00:32:20,562 --> 00:32:21,779
But you married me.
671
00:32:22,658 --> 00:32:25,065
Man, i stepped right
into that one, didn't i?
672
00:32:25,129 --> 00:32:28,678
So let me ask you. You ever
feel like you compromised?
673
00:32:29,859 --> 00:32:31,343
Yeah. (Scoffs)
674
00:32:32,136 --> 00:32:35,719
Okay, i'm giving you
one chance to start over.
675
00:32:36,112 --> 00:32:37,113
No, no, no, no. I...
676
00:32:37,177 --> 00:32:39,966
I need you
to not be perfect.
677
00:32:41,010 --> 00:32:42,031
Why?
678
00:32:42,286 --> 00:32:44,161
Because i'm not perfect.
679
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,884
I'm not... rich.
680
00:32:49,754 --> 00:32:51,215
I'm not brilliant.
681
00:32:52,291 --> 00:32:54,530
I'm not movie star handsome.
682
00:32:55,659 --> 00:32:57,946
If you didn't have
this one flaw,
683
00:32:58,674 --> 00:33:01,133
I would spend every moment
of every day wondering,
684
00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:03,039
What the heck
is she doing with me?
685
00:33:06,968 --> 00:33:08,545
You may not be brilliant,
686
00:33:09,370 --> 00:33:11,649
But you can tiptoe
through a minefield
687
00:33:11,716 --> 00:33:13,856
Better than anyone i know.
688
00:33:14,974 --> 00:33:15,987
Well done.
689
00:33:16,213 --> 00:33:18,314
Mwah.
690
00:33:18,477 --> 00:33:20,150
Mmm.
691
00:33:20,304 --> 00:33:21,471
(Sighs) hi.
692
00:33:21,659 --> 00:33:23,122
Hi.
693
00:33:23,363 --> 00:33:26,221
I tried to wait up,
but today was just too much.
694
00:33:26,466 --> 00:33:27,582
What happened?
695
00:33:27,778 --> 00:33:29,679
Well, the repairman
finally showed up,
696
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:32,063
But he didn't have
the right part so he left again.
697
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:35,275
Then celia hid my car keys
698
00:33:35,354 --> 00:33:36,930
So i couldn't take her
to the dentist.
699
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,069
Then she forgot
where she put them.
700
00:33:40,872 --> 00:33:41,508
(Sighs) i told them both
701
00:33:41,612 --> 00:33:43,151
They'd be sorry
when their father got home,
702
00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:45,021
Except you didn't...
until now.
703
00:33:46,097 --> 00:33:47,157
I'm sorry, gaby.
704
00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:50,316
It's okay.
705
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,100
It's kind of funny
when you think about it.
706
00:33:55,636 --> 00:33:56,509
What?
707
00:33:56,664 --> 00:33:57,975
(Sighs)
708
00:33:59,126 --> 00:34:00,204
My life.
709
00:34:01,696 --> 00:34:03,530
It just seems so small
sometimes.
710
00:34:06,959 --> 00:34:07,703
(Gabrielle) i spend my days
711
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:11,536
Thinking about detergent
and groceries...
712
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:15,325
Or how i'm gonna get the spot
out of the upholstery.
713
00:34:17,009 --> 00:34:17,672
It's not at all
714
00:34:17,727 --> 00:34:19,621
The life i thought
i'd choose for myself.
715
00:34:21,944 --> 00:34:22,803
But some days,
716
00:34:24,085 --> 00:34:24,784
I look up,
717
00:34:27,378 --> 00:34:29,313
And i realize i'm happy.
718
00:34:33,803 --> 00:34:35,975
I'm honest to god
happy with my life.
719
00:34:39,617 --> 00:34:42,440
Anyway, i just thought
you might like to know that.
720
00:34:55,371 --> 00:34:56,666
Can i help you with that?
721
00:34:58,747 --> 00:34:59,506
Katherine.
722
00:34:59,776 --> 00:35:01,685
You're supposed to be
on sick leave.
723
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,364
I'm better. Really.
724
00:35:04,221 --> 00:35:05,204
Now what can i do?
725
00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:07,424
(Clears throat)
i don't want to fight.
726
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:08,834
(Sighs)
727
00:35:08,923 --> 00:35:10,514
(Sighs) neither do i.
728
00:35:10,656 --> 00:35:12,514
I've lost so much
these past few weeks.
729
00:35:12,783 --> 00:35:14,358
My job and your friendship--
It's...
730
00:35:15,974 --> 00:35:18,590
It's all i have left,
and i can't lose those.
731
00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,230
Oh, honey.
732
00:35:24,699 --> 00:35:27,593
So...
are we friends again?
733
00:35:27,703 --> 00:35:28,714
Of course.
734
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,912
I've just been worried
about you, that's all.
735
00:35:31,022 --> 00:35:34,744
But if you say you're better,
then.... (sighs) i believe you.
736
00:35:34,822 --> 00:35:38,599
Good,
because i really, really am.
737
00:35:38,842 --> 00:35:40,288
(Chuckles)
738
00:35:42,102 --> 00:35:43,102
What the hell is that?
739
00:35:43,247 --> 00:35:45,519
Oh, that's the cake.
740
00:35:45,635 --> 00:35:47,517
No, that's my cake.
741
00:35:47,619 --> 00:35:50,580
Yes. The bride saw your design
and just loved it.
742
00:35:50,698 --> 00:35:52,658
No, it's my cake--
743
00:35:52,794 --> 00:35:55,054
The one i designed
for my wedding--
744
00:35:55,202 --> 00:35:56,887
Mine and mike's.
745
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:57,936
Oh.
746
00:35:58,088 --> 00:36:00,971
Well, aren't you glad
we found a good use for it?
747
00:36:01,066 --> 00:36:04,530
I watched another bride
marry my fiancé.
748
00:36:04,613 --> 00:36:08,527
I am not going to watch
another bride eat my cake.
749
00:36:08,782 --> 00:36:10,842
Well, no one says
you have to watch, dear.
750
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:13,257
(Gasps) katherine,
i know you're upset,
751
00:36:13,349 --> 00:36:16,166
But don't you dare
take it out on that cake!
752
00:36:16,287 --> 00:36:20,160
It's mine. And if i can't
have it, nobody will.
753
00:36:20,237 --> 00:36:23,511
Katherine, don't you touch
that cake!
Aah!
754
00:36:26,303 --> 00:36:27,498
Somebody help!
755
00:36:28,414 --> 00:36:29,046
Oh!
756
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,090
Stop that woman!
757
00:36:31,914 --> 00:36:33,189
It's mine!
758
00:36:34,515 --> 00:36:37,673
,,,to be my lawfully wedded wife
and one true love.
759
00:36:38,818 --> 00:36:41,868
I promise to cherish, honor
and protect you,
760
00:36:41,976 --> 00:36:44,420
And to love you more each day
than i did the day before.
761
00:36:44,572 --> 00:36:46,343
You may now kiss the bride.
762
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,907
(Bree) katherine, no!
(Crash)
763
00:36:50,866 --> 00:36:51,868
Hi.
764
00:36:52,007 --> 00:36:53,142
Hey.
765
00:36:54,117 --> 00:36:55,080
Good to see you
out of bed.
766
00:36:58,001 --> 00:36:59,193
I'm sorry about yesterday.
767
00:37:00,902 --> 00:37:03,940
So... have you remembered
anything else about the attack?
768
00:37:05,486 --> 00:37:06,395
Nothing.
769
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,413
Uh, julie,
770
00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:13,780
You know, everybody wants
to see the guy who did this
771
00:37:13,851 --> 00:37:16,807
Off the streets, but the police
don't have much to go on.
772
00:37:16,866 --> 00:37:19,473
So... if they could talk
to this...
773
00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,978
Man that you were seeing--
Mom.
774
00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:26,816
Maybe they could
cross him off the list.
775
00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:28,160
He didn't do it.
776
00:37:29,402 --> 00:37:31,586
And i'm not seeing him anymore,
okay?
777
00:37:32,338 --> 00:37:33,493
I broke it off.
778
00:37:33,613 --> 00:37:34,679
You broke it off?
779
00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,269
Well, that's a motive
right there.
780
00:37:38,349 --> 00:37:39,965
At least let them
question him.
781
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,600
If he's innocent,
he has nothing to lose.
782
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:45,790
Except for his family
when they find out.
783
00:37:48,190 --> 00:37:51,247
(Scoffs) so now you're
concerned about his family.
784
00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:53,508
What did you say?
You heard me, julie.
785
00:37:53,601 --> 00:37:56,238
For god sake, what were you
thinking, dating a married man?
786
00:37:56,335 --> 00:37:57,650
(Sighs)
787
00:38:04,697 --> 00:38:05,583
Don't do this.
788
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,689
I am your mother.
I love you.
789
00:38:08,778 --> 00:38:11,925
I have spent the last five days
sitting there,
790
00:38:12,643 --> 00:38:14,635
Not sleeping, not eating.
791
00:38:16,819 --> 00:38:18,076
Don't shut me out.
792
00:38:22,841 --> 00:38:25,716
I was lonely. Okay?
793
00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:28,149
He was nice.
794
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,154
It--It just happened.
795
00:38:35,028 --> 00:38:36,131
I don't see how.
796
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:38,946
This is not something
you would do.
797
00:38:41,292 --> 00:38:42,164
Well, guess what?
798
00:38:43,901 --> 00:38:45,656
I'm not perfect anymore.
799
00:38:46,984 --> 00:38:48,582
That perfect daughter
you remember
800
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,807
Who was always there
when you needed her,
801
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,367
Who held everything together
when you were falling apart?
802
00:38:54,163 --> 00:38:57,344
She's grown up, and she's going
to make mistakes.
803
00:39:00,365 --> 00:39:01,907
You wanna make mistakes?
Fine.
804
00:39:02,025 --> 00:39:04,086
Dye your hair, drop out
of school. I don't care.
805
00:39:04,846 --> 00:39:07,136
I never expected you
to be perfect,
806
00:39:08,061 --> 00:39:10,196
But i didn't raise you
to do something this stupid.
807
00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:15,486
You know what
an affair like this can do.
808
00:39:16,379 --> 00:39:18,645
You saw it firsthand.
809
00:39:22,092 --> 00:39:24,809
(Sighs)
810
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,681
Morning.
Katherine?
811
00:39:30,463 --> 00:39:31,864
Where do you think
you're going?
812
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,728
To the test kitchen.
813
00:39:33,844 --> 00:39:35,681
We need to start prep
on the berman bar mitzvah.
814
00:39:36,876 --> 00:39:39,922
Yesterday, you nearly destroyed
my company's reputation.
815
00:39:40,047 --> 00:39:41,672
Today you're worried
about prep work?
816
00:39:42,418 --> 00:39:43,596
I don't want to talk
about yesterday.
817
00:39:43,696 --> 00:39:45,096
It won't happen again.
818
00:39:45,181 --> 00:39:46,691
That's right,
because you're fired.
819
00:39:48,073 --> 00:39:49,760
I'm sorry,
but i see no other way
820
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,054
To get you realize
how serious this is.
821
00:39:52,147 --> 00:39:55,065
You have got to give up
this obsession with mike
822
00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:56,339
Before it ruins your life.
823
00:39:57,124 --> 00:40:00,673
I need to work. It's all
that's keeping me going.
824
00:40:01,518 --> 00:40:04,344
You need help, counseling.
825
00:40:04,423 --> 00:40:05,765
I'm telling you this
as your friend.
826
00:40:07,219 --> 00:40:08,274
(Gasps)
827
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,114
You are not my friend.
828
00:40:10,857 --> 00:40:11,816
Yes, i am.
829
00:40:12,691 --> 00:40:14,714
That's why i'm taking
such a firm hand.
830
00:40:16,286 --> 00:40:18,203
Your only job now
is to get better.
831
00:40:20,263 --> 00:40:21,316
Katherine...
832
00:40:22,148 --> 00:40:24,442
I'm gonna need you
to give me your keys.
833
00:40:25,986 --> 00:40:28,609
(Scoffs)
834
00:40:35,623 --> 00:40:37,767
(Scraping)
835
00:40:38,650 --> 00:40:40,020
There ya go.
836
00:40:40,103 --> 00:40:43,266
A souvenir of our...
friendship.
837
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,994
(Mary alice) you wouldn't
think of it to look at her,
838
00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:53,108
But the lady next door
is having a nervous breakdown.
839
00:40:55,207 --> 00:40:57,034
You'd never guess by her smile,
840
00:40:57,123 --> 00:41:01,408
But the wife of your uncle
once betrayed his trust.
841
00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:06,385
And that daughter you adore...
842
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:11,168
Well, she's having an affair
with a married man.
843
00:41:17,430 --> 00:41:18,848
The sad truth is,
844
00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:21,483
We don't know our friends
and neighbors
845
00:41:21,578 --> 00:41:24,305
Nearly as well
as we think we do.
846
00:41:26,522 --> 00:41:28,976
Even the people
we trust most...
847
00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:31,268
Keep secrets.
848
00:41:31,507 --> 00:41:32,776
Hey, julie.
849
00:41:32,984 --> 00:41:34,502
It's dominic.
850
00:41:36,684 --> 00:41:37,638
I miss you.
851
00:41:37,639 --> 00:41:40,639
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