1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,348 --> 00:00:02,382 Previously On... 2 00:00:02,432 --> 00:00:04,988 Lynette Dallied With Temptation... 3 00:00:04,988 --> 00:00:06,481 Are You Sleeping With My Wife? 4 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,550 Carlos Struggled With His New Life... 5 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:12,988 I Am Poor, And I Am Blind, And There Is Nothing About That 6 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:14,140 That Is Your Type. 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,850 Bree Found Herself With A New Rival... 8 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,813 Bree, That Is, Like, The Best Pie You've Ever Made. 9 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,335 This Is Not My Pie. 10 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:24,925 Okay, You Caught Me. It's Mine. 11 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:30,113 And Susan Made The Best Of Having Houseguests. 12 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,425 Oh, And, Listen, Bob And Lee Introduced U 13 00:00:32,425 --> 00:00:33,753 To This Wonderful Contractor, 14 00:00:33,753 --> 00:00:35,503 So We Won't Be Imposing For Long. 15 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,628 Imposing? Who's Imposing? 16 00:00:36,628 --> 00:00:38,550 You Can Stay As Long As You Want. 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,628 In A Corridor 18 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,561 Of The Greenwood Rehabilitation Center 19 00:00:47,594 --> 00:00:49,761 Is A Sign. 20 00:00:49,794 --> 00:00:54,828 It's There To Remind Patients To Be Honest About The Past. 21 00:00:57,027 --> 00:01:00,094 But Orson Hodge Did Not Notice It. 22 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:03,394 He Was Too Busy Thinking Of S Past, 23 00:01:03,427 --> 00:01:07,862 Or At Least The Part Of It He Shared With Mike Delfino. 24 00:01:10,661 --> 00:01:14,127 Orson Thought Of The Night They Met- 25 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,094 The Night His Mother... 26 00:01:17,127 --> 00:01:20,327 Had Murdered His Mistress. 27 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:24,528 He Thought Of The Next Timehey Met 28 00:01:24,561 --> 00:01:28,594 And How Mike Began To Recognize Him. 29 00:01:32,494 --> 00:01:37,461 He Thought Of His Mother's Fear Mike Would Remember Too Much 30 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:41,550 And Her Demand That Orson Stop This From Happening. 31 00:01:43,362 --> 00:01:45,461 He Thought Of How He Agonized, 32 00:01:45,494 --> 00:01:47,160 But In The End, 33 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,728 Had Still... 34 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:52,027 Done The Unthinkable. 35 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,828 Orsothen Started To Think 36 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:01,327 About The Message He Had Received From Mike, 37 00:02:01,361 --> 00:02:03,628 Asking Him To Visit. 38 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,094 The Thought Was Crossing Orson's Mind 39 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:10,861 That Mike Had Remembered Something- 40 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:13,194 Something Dangerous, 41 00:02:13,987 --> 00:02:16,094 When Suddenly... 42 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,694 Orson. Come On In. 43 00:02:19,113 --> 00:02:22,461 The Time For Thinking Was Over. 44 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,909 So I-I See Ty Have A Tennis Court Here. 45 00:02:29,909 --> 00:02:31,394 Must Be Nice To Get Out 46 00:02:31,427 --> 00:02:34,175 And Whack A Few Balls Around, Huh? 47 00:02:34,175 --> 00:02:36,182 Why Don't You Sit Down? 48 00:02:36,253 --> 00:02:38,128 It Might Make This Easier. 49 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:45,503 I've Been Trying To Figure Out All Day 50 00:02:45,503 --> 00:02:47,690 Just How I Was Gonna Do This. 51 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:49,471 Do What, Mike? 52 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,443 Since I've Come Here, I've Had A Lot Of Time To Think. 53 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,613 Things Are... Becoming Clearer. 54 00:03:00,362 --> 00:03:02,690 I'm Starting To Put Some Things Togeth. 55 00:03:02,690 --> 00:03:03,628 Oh? 56 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:07,044 Well, Good For You. 57 00:03:07,077 --> 00:03:09,050 No, Not Really, Orson. 58 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:15,316 When You Hurt People, 59 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:17,737 You Gotta Be Accountable. 60 00:03:18,203 --> 00:03:19,738 There's No Way Around It. 61 00:03:20,141 --> 00:03:21,612 So I Have To Ask You... 62 00:03:25,612 --> 00:03:27,550 Do You Think You Can Forge Me? 63 00:03:29,828 --> 00:03:31,112 What? 64 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:38,738 When I Asked You To Write A Prescription For Pain Pills, 65 00:03:38,738 --> 00:03:41,562 It... All I Could Think About Was Getting My Next Fix. 66 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,359 The Fact That You Could Have Lost Your License, 67 00:03:43,409 --> 00:03:46,238 Your Business-All That Never Even Entered My Head. 68 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:51,238 And I Am... Really Sorry. 69 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,175 Oh. 70 00:03:54,391 --> 00:03:55,300 Of Course. 71 00:03:56,425 --> 00:03:58,175 No Need To Apologize. 72 00:03:59,378 --> 00:04:03,300 Wow. I-I Feel A Million Times Better. 73 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:05,437 You Know, One Thing I've Learned Here- 74 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:07,516 If You Don't Get This Stuff Off Your Chest, 75 00:04:07,566 --> 00:04:09,316 It'll Eat You Alive. 76 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:15,613 As He Left, 77 00:04:15,613 --> 00:04:19,987 Orson Thought Only Of His Good Fortune And Relief, 78 00:04:20,937 --> 00:04:22,594 Ignoring Completely 79 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:26,362 The Feelings Of Guilt And Shame That Were Rising Within Him. 80 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:31,862 That Was The Sad Thing About Orson Hodge... 81 00:04:32,675 --> 00:04:34,596 He Had No Idea 82 00:04:34,596 --> 00:04:37,925 Just How Sick He Reay Was. 83 00:04:49,477 --> 00:04:53,050 From The Moment His Doctors Had Told Him He Was Blind, 84 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:57,175 Carlos Solis Had Worried About Only One Thing- 85 00:04:58,487 --> 00:05:00,238 That The People In His Life 86 00:05:00,238 --> 00:05:03,582 Would Come To See Him As A Burden. 87 00:05:05,331 --> 00:05:06,987 But As It Turned Out, 88 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:10,347 His Friends Didn't Mind Driving Him To The Store. 89 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:14,691 His Neighbors Didn't Mind Helping Retrieve His Mail. 90 00:05:15,594 --> 00:05:17,438 The Paper Boy Didn't Mind 91 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:20,612 Helping Him Find His Morning Paper. 92 00:05:21,766 --> 00:05:23,000 In Truth, 93 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:26,000 Everyone On Wisteria Lane Was More Than Willing 94 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:29,941 To Help Caos Adjust To Fe As A Blind Man- 95 00:05:29,941 --> 00:05:31,988 Everyone, That Is... 96 00:05:31,988 --> 00:05:33,469 But His Wife, 97 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:35,362 Who Was Quickly Starting To Feel 98 00:05:35,362 --> 00:05:38,000 She Was The One With The Handicap. 99 00:05:38,128 --> 00:05:41,828 "And In A Surprise Move, The Spurs Announced A Trade 100 00:05:41,878 --> 00:05:44,269 That Will Send Perennial All-Star To The... " 101 00:05:44,269 --> 00:05:45,972 Oh, Jeez, Gaby. 102 00:05:46,237 --> 00:05:49,268 I Asked You To Please Fish Out All The Little Carrot Squares. 103 00:05:49,268 --> 00:05:51,328 I Did. Well, I Think You Missed Some. 104 00:05:51,378 --> 00:05:52,831 Could You Get 'Em Out, Please? 105 00:06:00,515 --> 00:06:02,690 There You Go. All Gone. 106 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:07,175 Did You Just Use Your Hand? Of Course Not. I Us A Spoon. 107 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,878 I'm Sorry That I'm Such A Handful. 108 00:06:12,878 --> 00:06:15,328 I Really Am Trying To Do The Best That I Can. 109 00:06:15,378 --> 00:06:18,438 I Know You Are, Babe. And I Know It's Hard, 110 00:06:18,488 --> 00:06:21,160 And I'm Gonna Try To Be More Sensitive To Your Needs. 111 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,050 Now Hurry Up And Finish. I Have To Go To The Store. 112 00:06:24,613 --> 00:06:26,750 Could I Go, Too? I'm Bored. 113 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,878 Oh, Please, Carlos. I Have A Million Errands To Run, 114 00:06:28,878 --> 00:06:30,999 And I'd Do It A Lot Faster Without You. 115 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,863 Plus I'm Having Lunch With The Girls First. 116 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:34,675 Oh, Okay. 117 00:06:35,238 --> 00:06:37,999 Mm. Gaby, Another Carrot. 118 00:06:37,999 --> 00:06:40,847 Just Eat Them. Carrots Are Good For Your... 119 00:06:41,156 --> 00:06:42,160 Just Eat Them. 120 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,503 Sorry I'm Late. Blind Husband. You Know The Drill. 121 00:06:52,503 --> 00:06:54,203 Oh, Gaby, I'm So Glad You're Here. 122 00:06:54,253 --> 00:06:56,238 I Was Just About To Tell Everyone To Keep An Eye Out 123 00:06:56,238 --> 00:06:59,191 For Their Invitation To The Founder's Ball. 124 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:02,628 I'm Sorry. What Is The Founder's Ball? 125 00:07:02,628 --> 00:07:04,265 You All Seem So Excited. 126 00:07:04,315 --> 00:07:07,063 It's A Black-Tie Fund-Raiser That Bree Organizes Every Year. 127 00:07:07,113 --> 00:07:10,362 It's A Lot Of Work, Exhausting And Completely Worth It. 128 00:07:10,362 --> 00:07:13,140 Especially When You Get Your Big Moment In The Spotlight. 129 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:14,363 Bree Gets To Present An Award 130 00:07:14,363 --> 00:07:17,815 To Somebody Who's Done Something Extraordinary For The Community. 131 00:07:17,815 --> 00:07:20,613 Ooh, I Say We Nominate The Woman Who Gives Edie Her Bikini Wax. 132 00:07:20,613 --> 00:07:22,238 Ha Ha Ha Ha. 133 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,191 So, Bree, 134 00:07:24,191 --> 00:07:27,612 I've Planned A Few Events Myself Back In Chicago. 135 00:07:27,612 --> 00:07:29,453 Small Potatoes Compared To This, I'm Sure, 136 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:33,378 But If You Could Use Me, I'd Love To Help. 137 00:07:36,113 --> 00:07:37,425 That Would Be Lovely. 138 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:41,613 It Would? 139 00:07:41,613 --> 00:07:43,550 Yes, Of Course. Why Wouldn't It? 140 00:07:45,156 --> 00:07:48,238 Nobody? Okay, I'm Going In. 141 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:51,594 Because You Two Would Kill Each Other... Literally. 142 00:07:51,644 --> 00:07:52,550 It'll Start With Hair Pullg 143 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:55,313 And End With Detectives Taking Our Statements. 144 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:57,987 Remember The Pie Thing? "Remember The Pie Thing"- 145 00:07:57,987 --> 00:08:00,206 Tibetan Monks Remember The Pie Thing. 146 00:08:00,206 --> 00:08:03,188 I Acknowledge That Katherine And I Have Had Our Differences, 147 00:08:03,238 --> 00:08:05,175 But We Have All Been Through A Lot Recently. 148 00:08:05,175 --> 00:08:06,675 And I Would Hope That It Taught Us 149 00:08:06,675 --> 00:08:10,187 To Put Our Differences Aside And Be Friends, 150 00:08:10,237 --> 00:08:14,050 Because That's What's Most Important. 151 00:08:14,597 --> 00:08:17,050 I Faced Cancer And A Tornado, 152 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,675 But I'm Running From This. 153 00:08:32,894 --> 00:08:33,565 Hi. 154 00:08:35,425 --> 00:08:36,863 Oh, My God. Rick. 155 00:08:38,078 --> 00:08:39,191 Hi. 156 00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:40,375 How Are You? 157 00:08:40,425 --> 00:08:42,863 Great, Actually. 158 00:08:42,863 --> 00:08:44,050 We're Great. 159 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:45,128 Well, You Look Great. 160 00:08:45,128 --> 00:08:45,999 Mm. 161 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,999 Oh. Hey, Tom. Look Who's Here-Rick. 162 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:52,175 I See That. 163 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,222 Table For One? 164 00:08:54,222 --> 00:08:55,456 Uh, No, Thanks. 165 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:59,487 I Just Wanted To Come By And Bring You Guys... 166 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:01,050 It's Barolo. 167 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:02,393 I Just Got Back From Italy. 168 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:04,050 Oh, Well, That's Nice. Thank You. 169 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:08,425 Ah, What's The Occasion? Or Are You Just Being A Good Guy? 170 00:09:08,999 --> 00:09:11,988 I Can't Get Anything Past You, Huh, Tom? 171 00:09:14,109 --> 00:09:16,487 Well, I... I've Got Some Work To Do. 172 00:09:16,487 --> 00:09:17,203 Yeah, Well, You Know, 173 00:09:17,253 --> 00:09:19,410 I Wanted To Come Here And Tell You Guys In Person. 174 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:24,675 I'm Opening My Own Place. Uh, You Must Have Seen It. 175 00:09:27,391 --> 00:09:28,878 That's You? On The Corner? 176 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:30,813 Yeah, I Looked Everywhere, I Swear. 177 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,999 But, Uh, It Was The Best Location. 178 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,941 I'll Bet. 179 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,343 Okay, Look, People Like To Eat In Fairview. 180 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:40,081 There's Plenty Of Business For Both Of Us. 181 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,050 Hey, I Remember You! 182 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,625 You Ck To Working Here Now? Oh, No. Sorry. 183 00:09:44,675 --> 00:09:47,675 Too Bad. That Osso Buco Of Yours Was- 184 00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:49,456 Really Something. 185 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:53,815 Well, I Got It On The Menu At My New Place On The Corner. 186 00:09:53,815 --> 00:09:55,410 Come Check Us Out. 187 00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:00,690 See? Room For Everyone. 188 00:10:30,925 --> 00:10:32,816 Oh! Orson, You Scared Me. 189 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,112 Why Are You Sitting Down Here In The Dark? 190 00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:39,425 And Aren't You A Little Cold? 191 00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:42,125 I Had To Do Something. 192 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,188 Then You Came Down Here And You Couldn't Remember What It Was. 193 00:10:45,238 --> 00:10:47,300 That Happens To Me All The Time. 194 00:10:48,438 --> 00:10:50,500 Well, The Baby Is Insisting 195 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:55,300 That I Eat The Last Piece Of Bree's Triple-Chocolate Cake. 196 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,988 If You Want, We Could- 197 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,628 Oh, My God. You're Naked! 198 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:05,175 In My Kitchen Where I Eat. 199 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,238 Okay, I Don't Hear You Leaving. 200 00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:11,907 I Had To Do Something. 201 00:11:11,957 --> 00:11:14,706 Pajamas-That's Something You Could Do. 202 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:17,238 Okay, You're Right. 203 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:19,313 You're A Guest In My House- 204 00:11:19,363 --> 00:11:21,312 A Completely Naked Guest In My House. 205 00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:22,940 I Should Leave. 206 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,628 Hey. Hey. 207 00:11:27,628 --> 00:11:29,300 You Were Supposed To Be Home At 8:00 208 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,953 To Help Me Wrangle The Kids For Bath Time. 209 00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:33,237 It's-It's Almost 11:00. 210 00:11:33,237 --> 00:11:34,644 Sorry. 211 00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:39,909 So Where Were You? 212 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,456 You Were Stewing, Weren't You? 213 00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:44,690 Come On. 214 00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:47,722 You're Upset About Rick. 215 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,266 Look. 216 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:53,050 I'm Not Gonna Deny I Was Ticked Off When I Saw Him. 217 00:11:53,878 --> 00:11:54,875 But I'm Over It. 218 00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:57,156 I'm Taking This As A Challenge. 219 00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:59,768 We Are Gonna Up Our Game. 220 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:02,203 Oh, Yeah? Yep. You Know What I Did Tonight? 221 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:02,972 I Worked On Our Menu. 222 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,050 We Are Gonna Start Making Our Own Osso Buco. 223 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,550 I Got A Recipe That Is Gonna Kick His Ass. 224 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,706 So You're Really Okay With This? 225 00:12:10,706 --> 00:12:13,487 Yeah, I'm Great. Look At How Cute You Are. 226 00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:17,112 Oh? It's Growing Back Fast, Huh? 227 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,878 Yeah, It's Back. 228 00:12:32,769 --> 00:12:33,863 Morning, Susan. 229 00:12:36,925 --> 00:12:39,300 Oh. Good Morning. 230 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,999 Love What You're Wearing. 231 00:12:41,999 --> 00:12:44,281 Oh, I Hope This Isn't Decaf. 232 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,425 Got A Big Day Ahead Of Me. 233 00:12:49,456 --> 00:12:50,718 All Right. We Don't Need To Talk About It. 234 00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:52,768 Just Promise Me It Won't Happen Again. 235 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:54,402 What Won't Happen Again? 236 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,502 Orson, You Were Naked In This Kitchen Last Night. 237 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,735 I Was Not. 238 00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:01,469 You Most Certainly Were. 239 00:13:01,502 --> 00:13:03,378 Good Morning. What's Going On? 240 00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:07,999 Well, Susan Claims She Saw Me Last Night Au Naturel. It Wasn't A Claim. 241 00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:11,102 He Was Sitting Rht Here Without A Stitch Of Clothing On, 242 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:13,253 And I Couldn't Have Cake. 243 00:13:14,601 --> 00:13:17,002 Oh, I Think I Know What's Going On. 244 00:13:17,035 --> 00:13:18,968 Somebody Had A Naughty Dream. 245 00:13:19,894 --> 00:13:21,999 Susan, I'm Blushing. 246 00:13:21,999 --> 00:13:25,968 No, No, No, No. No, I Did Not Have A Sex Dream. 247 00:13:26,002 --> 00:13:29,302 Susan, It's Perfectly Understandable. 248 00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:31,568 Mike's Away. You're Feeling A Little Lonely. 249 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,050 Naturally, You'd Project Those Feelings 250 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,635 Onto The Nearest Available Sex Machine. 251 00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:36,635 Oh! 252 00:13:36,668 --> 00:13:38,469 You Are Such A Scamp. 253 00:13:40,328 --> 00:13:43,135 I Know When I'm Dreaming, And This Really Happened. 254 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,738 Why Else Wou I Be Sponging Butt Prints Off My Sol? 255 00:13:45,738 --> 00:13:48,878 You Know, Susan, Sometimes I Climb Into A Warm Bath 256 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:50,987 With A Romance Novel. 257 00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:54,335 Just A Thought. 258 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,402 You Wanna Give Me A Hand With This? 259 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,300 Lynette! 260 00:14:12,438 --> 00:14:16,175 Gaby, Since When Do You Come To Price Warehouse? 261 00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:18,738 I'm Poor Now. Remember? 262 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:21,238 I Have To Mingle With The Unwashed Masses. 263 00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,344 What Are You Doing Here? 264 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,675 Oh, I've Been Unwashed For Years. 265 00:14:25,441 --> 00:14:27,128 This Place Is Huge! 266 00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:30,112 Would It Kill Them To Have Valet Parking? 267 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,097 Gaby, People Don't Come Here For The Amenities. 268 00:14:33,097 --> 00:14:35,612 They Come Because Toilet Paper's 3 Cents A Ton. 269 00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:42,000 Look At All These Handicapped Spots. 270 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:45,453 I Mean, What A Waste. Take That Guy Selling Oranges, 271 00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:47,175 Put Him In A Vest, Stick Him Under An Umbrella, 272 00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:48,987 And Bam! You Got Valet Parking. 273 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:52,237 I Don't Know Why Poor People Refuse To Better Themselves. 274 00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:54,784 Yeah, We're Crazy That Way. 275 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:55,797 I Don't Know Why 276 00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:57,078 You're Complaining About Handicapped Spaces. 277 00:14:57,128 --> 00:14:59,863 Doesn't Carlos Have One Of Those Blue Placards? 278 00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:01,363 No, I Think You Have To Have A Wheelchair 279 00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:02,563 To Get One Of Those. 280 00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:05,378 No, I'm Pretty Sure The Blind Qualify, Too. 281 00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:16,437 Mom, Can I Take Some Of These Cookies Up To Julie? 282 00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,613 Why Don't You Offer Some To Our Guest First? 283 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,175 Oh, No, Thank You. We Have So Much Ground To Cover. 284 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,999 Now Let's Move On To The Flowers. 285 00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:24,863 Uh, Last Year, 286 00:15:24,863 --> 00:15:28,500 We Went With A Cascade Of Pink And White Roses. 287 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,737 There It Is. 288 00:15:29,737 --> 00:15:30,878 Exquisite. 289 00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:33,188 Well, Easy Enough. 290 00:15:33,238 --> 00:15:35,815 Let's Just Do That Again, Then. 291 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:37,457 Next? 292 00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:40,613 Well... 293 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,613 If You Have A Different Idea, 294 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:45,969 I Would Love To Hear That, Too. 295 00:15:45,999 --> 00:15:48,300 Well, I Was Thinking 296 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:51,487 It Might Be Nice To Do Something More Unusual. 297 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:56,171 What About An Arrangement Of Purple Lisianthus 298 00:15:56,362 --> 00:15:59,031 With A Spray Of Dark Berries? 299 00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:02,644 It's Interesting. I Can't Really Picture That, Though. 300 00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:04,550 Well, Let Me Help You. 301 00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:10,941 I Keep Scrapbooks, Too. 302 00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:18,675 My Mom And Mrs. Hodge Are Still Talking About That Ball Thing. 303 00:16:19,594 --> 00:16:22,393 She Wants Me To Be A Part Of The Founder's Court 304 00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:24,329 Or Whatever They Call It. 305 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,062 Like I Want To Put On A Stupid White Dress 306 00:16:26,112 --> 00:16:27,578 And Greet People All Night. 307 00:16:27,628 --> 00:16:32,175 I Know. It's So Pathetic. By The Way, I'm Doing It. 308 00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,362 Seriously? Why? 309 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,129 Because I Did It Last Year, 310 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,550 And It's Actually Kind Of Hilarious And Great. 311 00:16:39,391 --> 00:16:43,487 It Is! It Doesn't Sound Great. It Sounds Beyond Lame. 312 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,050 I Don't Want This To Come Off The Wrong Way, 313 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,253 But You're A Buzz Kill. Julie! 314 00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:53,441 Okay, You Spend All Of Your Time Cooped Up In Here Alone, 315 00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:54,800 Obsessing Over Some Mysterious Thing 316 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,500 That Maybe Happened To Your Real Dad Or Maybe Didn't. 317 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,300 Look, I'm Not Saying Don't Obsess. 318 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,675 I'm Just Saying Maybe You Could Spare Some Time 319 00:17:00,675 --> 00:17:03,550 To Have A Little Fun With Your Friend, Too. 320 00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:12,079 So This Founder's Thing- It'll Be Fun? 321 00:17:14,112 --> 00:17:15,504 Uh, These Were The Centerpieces 322 00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:18,750 From The Vanover Medical Center Benefit. 323 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,999 The Donors Were Blown Away. 324 00:17:21,554 --> 00:17:24,020 Well, They're Certainly... Assertive. 325 00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:25,521 My Only Fear Is- 326 00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:27,159 I Know. I Know. 327 00:17:27,159 --> 00:17:30,454 Fairview Is A Bit More Provinci Compared To Chicago, 328 00:17:30,504 --> 00:17:32,738 But I Think You'll Find The People Here 329 00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:35,300 Have A Lot More Taste Than You Give Them Credit For. 330 00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:41,488 Well, Perhaps I Could Try Something New. 331 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,688 Let's Go With The Lisianthus. 332 00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:48,112 Look At You! Pronouncing It Right The Very First Time. 333 00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:50,863 Isn't Learning Fun? 334 00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:03,800 Mrs. Scavo? 335 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,875 Uh, Yes. Is Your Husband Home? 336 00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:07,937 We're Investigating An Incident Involving Vandalism. 337 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,238 Vandalism? 338 00:18:10,562 --> 00:18:13,362 Porter! Preston! Get Over Here! 339 00:18:13,362 --> 00:18:15,675 No, Ma'am. This Incident Occurred Two Nights Ago 340 00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:17,425 Near Your Pizzeria. 341 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,816 Someone Threw A Brick Through A Window Of A New Restaurant- 342 00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:22,300 A Place Called Rick's? What? 343 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,375 We're Asking Everybody Who Works In The Area 344 00:18:24,425 --> 00:18:27,050 If They Saw Anything Suspicious. I Didn't Go Into Work That Night. 345 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,175 I Did, But, Um, I Didn't See Anything. 346 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,394 What Time Did It Happen? The Alarm Went Off At About 10:. 347 00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:34,988 Oh, I Was Home Way Before Then, Around 8:00. 348 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,831 I Came Home Early To Help You Wrangle The Kids For Bath Time. 349 00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:41,112 Yeah. No, He Was Here. 350 00:18:41,112 --> 00:18:43,206 All Right, Well, If You Do Happen To Hear Anything, 351 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,300 Could You Give Us A Call, Please? Absolutely. 352 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,613 Thank You. Hey. 353 00:18:47,613 --> 00:18:50,113 Mm. Oh, Oh, Hey, Honey. Could You Hold Back A Sec? 354 00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:50,894 Nope. Uh, Lunch Rush 355 00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:53,363 I'm Already Late As It Is, Okay? See Ya. 356 00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:10,640 Excuse Me, Miss. 357 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,831 Oh, Hey There. 358 00:19:12,831 --> 00:19:14,175 I Guess You Didn't See That Big Blue Sign. 359 00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:18,362 This Is Handicapped Parking. I Know. Primo Spot, Isn't It? 360 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:21,375 What? I Have A Thingy. 361 00:19:21,425 --> 00:19:22,800 Yeah, I Noticed That. 362 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,609 You Don't Look Handicapped To Me. 363 00:19:24,659 --> 00:19:27,266 I'm Not. My Husband Is. He's Blind. 364 00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,141 Well, Then That Placard's For Him. 365 00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:30,438 Only He Can Park Here. 366 00:19:30,488 --> 00:19:33,362 And How Is He Gonna Park A Car If He Can't See? 367 00:19:35,937 --> 00:19:38,300 Feeling Pretty Stupid Now, Aren't Ya? 368 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,687 Lady, You Got A Lot Of Nerve. 369 00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:50,363 I Had To Park Next To The Dumpster Way In The Back. 370 00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:53,125 Oh, Don't Play Victim With Me. 371 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,737 I Have To Walk In Heels All Day Long. 372 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,050 You Get To Sit In A Chair And Roll. 373 00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,503 You Did Not Just Say That! 374 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,078 You Know, The Quicker I Can Run My Errands, 375 00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,613 The Faster I Can Get Home To My Husband, 376 00:20:04,613 --> 00:20:06,675 Who Needs Me, Because That's The Kind Of Person I Am. 377 00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:09,753 W - What Are You Doing? Calling The Cops. You're Getting A Ticket. 378 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,938 Like Hell I Am! Give Me That. Get Off! 379 00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:16,222 No! You Started It. Hang It Up! Ow! Get Off! 380 00:20:16,222 --> 00:20:17,999 Hang It Up! Aah! 381 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,503 Hey, Hey! Oh! Is There A Problem Here? 382 00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:25,941 Jeez. What, Is There A Telethon Going On Around Here? 383 00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:28,500 Dude, She Took One Of Our Spots. 384 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:31,363 Bitch! I Had To Find Street Parking. 385 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:35,112 Hey, There's A Secity Guard Over There. Go Get Him. No, No, No, No, No. Wait! 386 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,562 Okay, You Know What? This Is Getting Ridiculous. 387 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,300 Oh, No, No. You're Not Going Anywhere. 388 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,999 Hey! Let Me Go! 389 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,362 Hey! Hey! Stop! Let Me Go! 390 00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:45,818 What Are You Doing? Don't- Ow! 391 00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:51,751 Well, It's Official. I'm Going To Hell. 392 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,562 Hi, Daddy. Hey. 393 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:58,988 Hey, Guys, Would You Go Play In The Back For A While? 394 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:02,253 I Need To Talk To Your Dad. Thanks. 395 00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:03,300 Well... 396 00:21:04,813 --> 00:21:07,703 Hey. Don't They Have Soccer Today? 397 00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:10,566 Let Me Answer That Question With Another Question. 398 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,050 Why Did You Lie To Police? 399 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,530 -Lynette - And You Made Me Lie To Them,Too, 400 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,170 Which Brings Up Another Question. 401 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,300 -Did You Know That Perjury Is,Like,This Whole Big Thing? -I Think You're Overreacting. 402 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,310 No,Overreacting Would Be If I Threw A Brick Through You. 403 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,110 What Were You Thinking? 404 00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,650 Help Me Understand. 405 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,960 I Just Wento Go Check Out How The Construction Was Going, 406 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:41,830 But I Came Around The Corner. 407 00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:45,070 I Saw This Giant Picture Window That Says "Rick's. " 408 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,410 And Then I Realize I'm Gonna Have To See That Guy's Name 409 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:51,020 Every Damn Day Of My Life. 410 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,270 Then I Noticed This Pile Of Bricks. 411 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:56,930 Okay. 412 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,360 I Know This Whole Thing With Rick- 413 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,970 It Really Caused Us Some Damage. 414 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,050 I Know It Hurt Us,But We Survived It,And It's Over Now. 415 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,660 Now That's The Thing,Lynette. 416 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:11,820 It's Not Over. It Was Never Over. 417 00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:14,770 I Don't Care About Rick's Stupid Restaurant! 418 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:17,130 I Don't Even Care That He Wants To Steal You From Me! 419 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:20,110 Of Course,He Would Want To Steal You From Me. 420 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,540 That Makes Sense To Me. 421 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:27,860 I Care That He Made You Act Like It Could Be Done. 422 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,880 Oh,Tom. 423 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:32,290 He Changed The Way I Look At You. 424 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:40,010 But... 425 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:44,460 Nothing Ever Happened Between Us. 426 00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:46,680 You Have To Believe Me. Come On! 427 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,520 I Am Notrying To Get You To Apologize. 428 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,160 I'm Just Explaining The Brick. 429 00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:14,270 Oh,My God. 430 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,370 You Thought I Was Crazy,But It Wasn't A Dream. 431 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,410 You're Naked! 432 00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:27,130 I Didn't Mean To Do It. 433 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,050 Oh,Really? 434 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,570 You Just Happened To Stumble Naked Into My Front Yard? 435 00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:33,450 I Didn't Mean It,Mike. 436 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,150 "Mike"? Wait. 437 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,610 Are You Sleepwalking? 438 00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:40,390 Orson. 439 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:44,560 Hello? 440 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,410 Susan. 441 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,500 Did You Just Hit Me? 442 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,400 Oh,Dear God! 443 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,240 Orson,You're Staying At My House! 444 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:18,340 There You Go. 445 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,730 I Have No Explanation. This Doesn't Happen To Me. 446 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,450 I Don't Sleepwalk. 447 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,080 You Know,It's None Of My Business, 448 00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:31,290 But Seeing As I Have Seen You Naked Twice In Theast Week, 449 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:35,030 I Think I Can Ask,Is Something Bothering You? 450 00:24:35,070 --> 00:24:36,140 I Don't Think So. 451 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:40,340 I Mean,Being Out Of Our House Has Been A Little Weird, 452 00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:42,050 But I'm Very Comfortable Here. 453 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,620 Clearly. 454 00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:45,870 You Know,When You Were Out On The Lawn, 455 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,500 You Said Something About Mike. 456 00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:51,390 Mike? 457 00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:53,980 What,Uh,What Did I Say? 458 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:57,060 Well,It Was Just Sort Of Muttering. 459 00:24:57,670 --> 00:24:59,230 Were You Having A Dream About Him? 460 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,530 No. I-I Don't Believe So. 461 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:04,350 Well,Maybe It's Because You Just Saw Him. 462 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:08,840 -He Must Be On Your Mind. -Yeah,Yeah. You Know What,Susan? 463 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,260 I - I Think It's Time For Us To Move Out. 464 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,950 You Can't. Your House Isn't Finished Yet. 465 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,310 No,The Downstairs Will Be Ready Next Week. 466 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,290 -We'll Be Fine. -Well,If You Insist... 467 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,020 I Think It Will Be For The Best. 468 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,950 Okay,But In The Meantime,Um,I Do Have A Teenage Daughter, 469 00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:27,680 So If You Could... 470 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:29,000 Boxers? 471 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:31,030 Yes. Thanks. 472 00:25:42,510 --> 00:25:43,270 Hey! 473 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,380 Come On. You've Been Cooped Up In This House 474 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,760 Since You Got Home From The Hospital. 475 00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:49,710 -Let's Go Out And Have Some Fun! -No,I Think I'm Gonna Stay Here. 476 00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:54,320 -I Don't-I Don't Wanna Be A Burden. -Carlos,I See Handicapped People Out And About All The Time. 477 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,470 In Fact,I Met Two Feisty Men In Wheelchairs 478 00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:58,840 Yesterday At The Mall. They Were Living Their Lives... 479 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,230 So It's Time For You To Live Yours. 480 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,580 Come On. Come On. 481 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,440 I'm Just Dropping Off A Few Letters. 482 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:13,860 You Might As Well Just Wait Here. 483 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:26,280 Just Picking Up Some Vitamins. 484 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:28,130 I'll Be Quicker If I Do It Myself. 485 00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:40,120 I Just Have To Drop Off A Gift To My Manicurist. 486 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,080 Why Don't You Listen To The Radio? 487 00:26:50,050 --> 00:26:51,140 Thank You. 488 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,740 Sorry,Babe. That Took A Little Longer Than I... 489 00:26:59,570 --> 00:27:00,620 Carlos? 490 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,400 Carlos? 491 00:27:07,270 --> 00:27:08,100 Carlos?! 492 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:13,850 Carlos! 493 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,610 Oh,There You Are. 494 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:16,960 Thanks,Henry. 495 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,750 -Where The Hell Have You Been? -I Was Starving, 496 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,030 So I Got That Kid To Take Me To Go Get A Burger. 497 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,230 I Don't Believe This. I Was Worried Sick About You! 498 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:29,690 I'm Sick Of Waiting Here! You Promised Me A Fun Day, 499 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,990 And All I Got Is A Sunburn On The Right Side Of My Face. 500 00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:35,230 I'm Sorry. I Told You,I Had Errands To Run First. 501 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,350 -What's That Smell? -What Smell? 502 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:40,990 It Smells Like... 503 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:44,960 Nail Polish. Did You Get Your Nails Done? 504 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:46,350 Is That What You've Been Doing? 505 00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:48,740 Excuse Me. Miss! 506 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,950 Is That Your Aston Martin In The Handicapped Space? 507 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:55,290 What? Gaby,Are You Parked In A Handicapped Spot? 508 00:27:56,610 --> 00:27:59,010 Move It Along,Pops. We're Gonna Be Here A While. 509 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:02,320 Wait,Wait,Wait. Did You Get A Handicapped Tag? 510 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:06,030 To Answer Your Earlier Question,Yes,I Got A Manicure. 511 00:28:06,050 --> 00:28:07,740 I'm Sorry. Are We Good? 512 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,980 Oh,My God! 513 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:11,350 You're Exploiting My Blindness 514 00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,710 So That You Can Score Better Parking?! 515 00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:16,010 That's A Really Mean Way To Put It. 516 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:17,620 You Had Me Out Here, 517 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:20,350 Sitting Like A Dog With The Window Cracked Open. 518 00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:23,790 -You Used Me! -Well,Why Shouldn't I Get Something Out Of This? 519 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:28,090 -You Know,The Blindness Didn't Just Happen To You. -You Can't Be Serious. 520 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,900 Oh,You Bet I Am! 521 00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,990 Every Morning,The Toothpaste Has To Be 522 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:34,080 To The Left Of The Sink,Because If It's Not, 523 00:28:34,090 --> 00:28:36,150 You Can't Find It,And I Have To Put It There. 524 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:38,740 And-And Sometimes- I Don't Know-I'm Driving, 525 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,090 Or I'm In Line At The Bank 526 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:42,310 And I Think,"Is The Toothpaste There?" 527 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,950 So Then I Have To Run Home And Check 528 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,920 Because I Don't Want You Reaching For The Tube 529 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:49,580 And Not Being Able To Find It. I Just Didn't Think 530 00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:52,790 This Was How It Was All Gonna Tu Out,Carlos. 531 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,870 I Didn't Think That Every Day For The Rest Of My Life, 532 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:01,040 A Part Of Me Is Always Gonna Think,"Where's The Toothpaste?" 533 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,770 Can't You Just Leave It In The Drawer? 534 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,490 That's Not The Point,You Blind Idiot! 535 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,480 I'm Saying 536 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,620 If All I Get In Exchange For This Crappy Situation 537 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,980 Is A Nice Parking Spot For My $8 Manicure, 538 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,330 Then I'm Taking It! 539 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:31,240 Who Put Pear Slices In The Waldorf Salad? 540 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:32,450 Guess That Would Be Me. 541 00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:36,590 Katherine,A Waldorf Salad Is Made With Apples. 542 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,760 It's Tradition. 543 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:40,430 Yes,A Musty,19th Century Tradition 544 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:42,160 In Need Of Some Jazzing Up. 545 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,970 Look,I Just Thought You Have So Much On Your Mind Already, 546 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,030 What With The Music And The Decorations. 547 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:51,110 -The Least I Could Do Was Take Over The Food. -"Take Over"? 548 00:29:51,830 --> 00:29:54,000 What In God's Name Have You Done With My French Onion Soup? 549 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,470 Oh,It'll Be Fine. I Told The Chef 550 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,030 Nothing Is To Leave That Kitchen Unless I've Tasted It. 551 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:01,420 -Katherine -Trust Me. 552 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,300 After All, 553 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,550 I've Gotten Tons Of Compliments On The Lisianthus. 554 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:26,160 Here,Honey. Let Me. 555 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:33,340 Thanks. 556 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:35,520 You're Welcome. 557 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:43,170 Just So You Know... 558 00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:47,410 I'm Sorry For What I'm Putting You Through. 559 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,510 If It Were Anyone But You,It Wouldn't Be Worth It. 560 00:30:59,210 --> 00:31:00,350 You Ready To Go To The Party? 561 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:03,620 You Tell Me. 562 00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:06,720 How Do I Look? 563 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:12,100 You Look Very Handsome. 564 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,920 Thank You. 565 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,610 And You Look More Beautiful Than Ever. 566 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,580 How Do You Know That? 567 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,170 Just A Hunch. 568 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,150 Bup,Bup,Bup! Don't Eat That. 569 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,180 We Had A Refrigeration Problem, 570 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,370 And I Don't Want You Getting Sick. 571 00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:36,820 Oh,Dear. Well,I Should Throw This Dip Out. 572 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,350 Thanks. It'll Be About Ten Minutes 573 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,490 Before I Can Make Up A New Batch. 574 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,270 Do You Mind Tellinyour Boss? 575 00:31:42,230 --> 00:31:44,460 She's Not My Boss! 576 00:31:47,290 --> 00:31:49,760 Bree! The Room Is Simply Lovely. 577 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:51,110 You've Outdone Yourself. 578 00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:52,470 Thank You,Mrs. Downing. 579 00:31:52,490 --> 00:31:54,810 Listen,When I Present The Founder's Award Tonight, 580 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,800 -I Was Wondering -Oh,Dear. Has No One Spoken To You? 581 00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:59,780 -About What? -Uh,Well... 582 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:03,050 The Committee Has Decided That It Would Be Best 583 00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:05,050 If Katherine Mayfair Present The Award This Year. 584 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,370 No! That's... That's My Job. I Always Do It. 585 00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:10,780 Oh,Well,You're Already Doing So Much, 586 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,480 And,Well,Katherine Was Quite Insistent. 587 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:19,980 What's That? 588 00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:22,970 -Oh,It's Dip. The Caterer Just Said That -I Thought We Agreed. 589 00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:25,770 Nothing Leaves The Kitchen Without Me Tasting It First. 590 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,150 Dig In. 591 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,020 Is Everyone Having Fun? 592 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,410 You And Kathere Did An Amazing Job. 593 00:32:52,630 --> 00:32:54,360 Boy,We Didn't Think You Guys Could Work Together. 594 00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:57,100 Yeah,We Were Sure One Of You Would End Up Killing The Other. 595 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,780 You Really Should Have More Faith In People. 596 00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:06,910 Excuse Me. 597 00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:16,520 Katherine,Darling,Are You Okay? 598 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:20,940 Not Really. 599 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,430 Oh. I Hope There'sothing Wrong With The Food. 600 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,400 Is Anybody Else Getting Sick? 601 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:27,830 Oh,No. 602 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,450 No,Dear. Just You. 603 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,860 Maybe You Should Go Home. 604 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:35,820 I Can't. I Have To Present The Founder's Award. 605 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:39,300 Oh,No One Would Expect You To Do That In Your Condition. 606 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,020 You Know What? Um,I Could Do It. 607 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,500 No. I Can Get It Together. 608 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,290 Katherine,No One Expects You To Be A Martyr. 609 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,480 -Why Don't You Go Home? -I Can't. 610 00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:50,740 Why Not? I'm Perfectly Capable Of Presenting. 611 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,500 I've Done It For The Last Eight Years. 612 00:33:54,110 --> 00:33:54,780 And Let's Face It. 613 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:57,160 I Mean,No One Wants To Accept An Award From A Woman 614 00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:00,540 Who Looks Like She Should Be In Line At The Needle Exchange. 615 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,280 This Is Important To Me. I'll Be Fine. 616 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,700 And Now For The Presentation For The Founder's Award- 617 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,500 Ms. Katherine Mayfair. 618 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,170 Thank You,Mrs. Downing. 619 00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:33,300 I Was Honored 620 00:34:33,330 --> 00:34:35,820 When You And The Other Members Of The Committee 621 00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,490 Asked Me To Present This Award. 622 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:42,360 -"I Was Honored When You... " Myeah,Myeah,Myeah,Myeah. -Bree,What's Up? 623 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,520 I Thought Giving Out This Award Was Your Thing. 624 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,620 Used To Be. Not Anymore. Things Change. 625 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:50,910 This Year's Founder's Award... 626 00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:53,560 Ever Since I Started Working With That Obnoxious Backstabber, 627 00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:56,600 She's Done Nothing But Try To Take The Spotlight Off Of Me 628 00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:57,800 And Put It Onto Her. 629 00:34:57,830 --> 00:35:03,010 Goes To My Dear Friend... Bree Hodge. 630 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:10,080 The Obnoxious Backstabber Just Called Your Name. 631 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:20,860 Bree Has Been A Pillar Of The Fairview Community 632 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,150 For Many Years. 633 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:26,610 There Is No Better Friend Than Bree Hodge. 634 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,520 Congratulations. 635 00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:33,730 I Know You Tried To Poison Me. 636 00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:43,070 Well,Uh, 637 00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:46,510 This Has Been An Evening Full Of,Um... 638 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,840 Surprises. Uh... 639 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:56,280 I Never Would've Imagined That,Um, 640 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:58,990 I Would Be Recognized By This Wonderful Organization... 641 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,700 Hi,Andrew. Guess What? 642 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:04,230 -Ur Mom Just Won The Founder's Award. -Lynette,Listen To Me. 643 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,290 Oh,My God. 644 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,140 -You're Not Gonna Believe What's Going On Down Here. -What? What? Is Everyone Okay? 645 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:10,890 Uh,Yeah,Yeah,Yeah. We're-We're Fine. 646 00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:13,190 It's Rick's Place - Totally Went Up In Flames. 647 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:15,710 There,Uh,There Are,Like,Three Fire Trucks Here. 648 00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:18,690 Oh,My God! That's Horrible! How Did It Start? 649 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,100 I- They-They Don't Know. 650 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,130 Okay,I-I'm Gonna-I'll Call You Back In About Five. Bye. 651 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:26,020 I Want To Thank You So Much 652 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,680 For Presenting Me With This Award. I... 653 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:33,850 I Certainly,Uh,Wasn't Expecting It. 654 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:36,710 Um,We Have A Small City With A Great,Big Heart, 655 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:40,190 And I Am Honored To,Uh,Accept This Award 656 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,390 From My Dear Friend... 657 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,060 The Photographer's Asking 658 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,180 If He Can Get Shots Of The Two Of Us. 659 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,660 Wait. 660 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,440 I Need To Talk To You First. 661 00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:04,110 I Misunderstood The Situation,That's All. 662 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,300 Can We Just Leave It At That? 663 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,740 No,We Can't. 664 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,480 And Do You Know Why? 665 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:12,030 Because I Thought Things Were Going Well. 666 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:14,430 I Was Having Fun With You. 667 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,740 Obviously... 668 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:19,550 I Misunderstood. 669 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:22,370 So Tell Me, 670 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:25,680 Was There A Straw That Broke The Camel's Back? 671 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:28,700 Or Were You Planning On Killing Me All Along? 672 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:31,620 Here's The Thing 673 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,100 You Need To Understand About Me And My Friends. 674 00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:36,610 We Each Have Our Niche. 675 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,690 Gabrielle's The Glamorous One. 676 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:42,060 Susan's The Adorable One. Lynette's Smart. 677 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,860 Edie's... Edie. 678 00:37:43,890 --> 00:37:46,690 And I'm The Domestic One,The Organizer- 679 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,120 The One Who Knows That There Are Three Tines On A Dessert Fork. 680 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,430 I'm The One Who Gets Teased For That. That's Who I Am. 681 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,700 And That's Also Who You Are. 682 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:00,170 So? 683 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:01,790 So... 684 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,120 I Don't Really Know How To Be Friends With You. 685 00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:08,750 That's A Shame... 686 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:13,190 Because I Understand You Better Than All Those Other Women Do. 687 00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:16,670 I Know How Following The Rules 688 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,410 And Observing The Little Graces 689 00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:21,910 Makes You Feel Like You're In Control. 690 00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:24,810 We've Both Had Days Where It Was Either 691 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,280 Set A Beautiful Table 692 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,980 Or Curl Up In A Ball And Die. 693 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,140 We're The Same,Bree. 694 00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:36,420 And If You Think That Means We Can't Be Friends, 695 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:37,580 Then I'm Sorry. 696 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,430 But It Might Also Mean We Could Be Best Friends. 697 00:38:46,270 --> 00:38:48,060 Who Knew You Were So Insightful? 698 00:38:52,490 --> 00:38:54,070 Isn't Learning Fun? 699 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:02,100 Terrific,Everyone. Thank You. 700 00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:05,410 Pictures. 701 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,670 So... Did I Lie? Was It Cool? 702 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,010 You Were Right. It Really Was. 703 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,850 -"Thank You,Julie. " -Oh. 704 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,360 It's Good To Get Out Of My Own Head,You Know? 705 00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:22,870 For Months Now,I've Been Hung Up On Looking For My Dad 706 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,970 And Blaming My Mom... 707 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,560 And It's Gotten Me Nowhere. 708 00:39:27,850 --> 00:39:29,490 I Just Wanna Start Having Fun Again. 709 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,110 Thank You,Julie. 710 00:39:34,690 --> 00:39:35,640 There You Are. 711 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,240 We Wanted To Get Some Pictures With You. Mm. 712 00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,480 Orson. 713 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:05,200 Hi. Um... Listen,I - I Have A 12:00 Curfew, 714 00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:06,470 So If My Mom Asks,Can You Just- 715 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,720 Mike? 716 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,780 No,It's Julie. 717 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:16,450 Oh,You're Sleepwalking. Yeah,I Heard About That. 718 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,310 I'm Sorry,Mike. 719 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,610 Again,Not Mike. 720 00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:24,730 Why Don't I-I Get You Back To Bed, 721 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:25,410 And-And You Can- 722 00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:27,800 I'm Sorry I Ran You Over,Mike. 723 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,440 Blindness- 724 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:46,130 It's An Affliction That Prevents People 725 00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:49,500 From Seeing What Is Right In Front Of Them... 726 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,890 Like The Wives Who Can't Detect The Jealousy 727 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,400 That Consumes Their Husbands... 728 00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:05,390 The Women Unable To See That A Rival Might Also 729 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,960 Be A Friend... 730 00:41:09,350 --> 00:41:11,330 The Men Who Stay Oblivious 731 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,910 To The Guilt That Lies Deep Within Them. 732 00:41:16,890 --> 00:41:18,280 Yes... 733 00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:23,910 The World Is Filled With Those Who Cannot See. 734 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,210 The Most Dangerous Are The Ones Who Stay Blind 735 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:32,410 To The Evil Within Their Own Hearts. 736 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:36,360 How Do We Protect Ourselves From These People? 737 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,210 First,We Have To Open Our Own Eyes And Find Them... 738 00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:45,830 Before They Find Us.