1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 2 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:04,164 LYNETTE MADE A PROMISE... 3 00:00:04,354 --> 00:00:06,603 MR. FALADI... I LOVE HIM, AND HE LOVES ME! 4 00:00:06,653 --> 00:00:09,911 AND BREE'S DAUGHTER FELL FOR HER HISTORY TEACHER. 5 00:00:09,961 --> 00:00:11,652 AAH! WHILE MIKE'S HISTORY... 6 00:00:11,752 --> 00:00:14,274 HE SUFFERED SIGNIFICANT MEMORY LOSS. 7 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:15,718 WAS BEING CAREFULLY REWRITTEN. 8 00:00:15,752 --> 00:00:17,985 SUSAN MAYER. WE WERE CLOSE, HUH? 9 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:20,918 THAT TRAMP TREATED YOU LIKE DIRT. 10 00:00:24,152 --> 00:00:26,119 (Mary Alice) THE ART OF SABOTAGE-- 11 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:29,451 IT'S PRACTICED EVERY DAY IN THE SUBURBS. 12 00:00:29,485 --> 00:00:33,219 SOMETIMES IT TAKES THE FORM OF A BUNDT CAKE 13 00:00:33,251 --> 00:00:36,485 OFFERED TO A FRIEND WHO'S ON A DIET. 14 00:00:36,518 --> 00:00:38,052 OTHER TIMES, 15 00:00:38,085 --> 00:00:41,052 IT'S A CABLE CUT JUST AS A HUSBAND'S FRIENDS ARRIVE 16 00:00:41,085 --> 00:00:43,685 TO WATCH THE BIG GAME. 17 00:00:43,718 --> 00:00:47,551 AND THEN THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ANONYMOUS PHONE CALL 18 00:00:47,585 --> 00:00:49,024 TO THE CITY ZONING DEPARTMENT. 19 00:00:50,085 --> 00:00:52,152 YES, IN SUBURBIA, 20 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:55,191 EVERYONE YOU MEET IS A POTENTIAL SABOTEUR... 21 00:00:55,518 --> 00:00:58,599 ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE. 22 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:00,037 GOOD AFTERNOON. 23 00:01:00,181 --> 00:01:01,807 I'M, UH, BREE HODGE, AND YOU ARE? 24 00:01:02,494 --> 00:01:04,686 NAME'S GUS, AND WE'RE ALL BOOKED UP. ACTUALLY, GUS, UM, 25 00:01:04,837 --> 00:01:07,061 I'M HERE TO SEE ONE OF YOUR GUESTS-- 26 00:01:07,518 --> 00:01:08,869 A GENTLEMAN NAMED FALADI. 27 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:12,085 OH, YEAH, CAME IN ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 28 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:13,916 YOU WANT ME TO CALL HIM FOR YOU? NO, NO, NO, NO. 29 00:01:14,084 --> 00:01:16,227 I'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE ME TO HIS ROOM AND UNLOCK IT 30 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:17,429 SO I CAN WALK IN UNANNOUNCED. 31 00:01:19,635 --> 00:01:21,963 (laughs) LADY, I CAN'T DO THAT. BESIDES, HE HAS A GIRL IN THERE. 32 00:01:22,651 --> 00:01:24,459 YES, I KNOW. SHE'S MY DAUGHTER-- 33 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:27,051 MY 17-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. 34 00:01:28,362 --> 00:01:29,011 (chuckles) YEAH. 35 00:01:29,226 --> 00:01:31,778 UH, THAT WOULD BE, UH, ROOM, UH, 17. 36 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,378 NOW THERE'S IRONY FOR YOU. (laughs) 37 00:01:36,353 --> 00:01:37,601 YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN IN THERE, DO YOU? 38 00:01:37,713 --> 00:01:39,192 BECAUSE I JUST PUT DOWN NEW CARPET. 39 00:01:39,776 --> 00:01:41,280 OH, GUS, I DON'T PLAN ANYTHING UNPLEASANT. 40 00:01:41,657 --> 00:01:43,919 I'M SIMPLY GOING TO INFORM MR. FALADI 41 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:45,424 WHAT REPERCUSSIONS HE FACES 44 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,326 (Mr. Faladi) WHAT THE HELL?! (Danielle) MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 45 00:01:57,702 --> 00:01:59,749 YOU JUST CAN'T WALK RIGHT IN HERE. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?! 46 00:02:00,013 --> 00:02:01,621 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN WALK IN HERE... 47 00:02:01,941 --> 00:02:04,307 YES, THE ART OF SABOTAGE-- 48 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,756 IT'S PRACTICED EVERY DAY IN THE SUBURBS... 49 00:02:09,091 --> 00:02:10,017 (Mr. Faladi) I TOLD YOU, IT'S OVER! 50 00:02:10,736 --> 00:02:12,528 (Danielle crying) BUT I LOVE YOU! OKAY, DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER?! 51 00:02:12,728 --> 00:02:13,599 SO HOW'D IT GO? 52 00:02:14,823 --> 00:02:15,647 QUITE WELL, I THINK. 53 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:19,591 BUT FEW DO IT AS WELL AS BREE HODGE... 54 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:21,615 OH, AND, GUS, 55 00:02:22,414 --> 00:02:24,932 THE CARPET IS BEAUTIFUL. 56 00:02:26,992 --> 00:02:28,957 OR AS POLITELY. 57 00:02:30,732 --> 00:02:38,889 www.1000fr.com Present 58 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:42,918 Sync:FRM@♪ÇÆêÑÛ♪ù 59 00:03:11,763 --> 00:03:12,750 FAMILY DINNER-- 60 00:03:13,539 --> 00:03:15,945 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THAT PHRASE MEANT SOMETHING 61 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,128 ON WISTERIA LANE. 62 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:21,887 OF COURSE, THIS WAS BACK WHEN MEALS WERE LOVINGLY PREPARED... 63 00:03:23,631 --> 00:03:25,085 BY WIVES WHO LOVED TO COOK... 64 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:30,326 FOR CHILDREN WHO REMEMBERED THEIR MANNERS. 65 00:03:33,319 --> 00:03:36,589 BUT FAMILY DINNERS, LIKE THE TIMES, HAD CHANGED, 66 00:03:38,549 --> 00:03:41,204 AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 67 00:03:41,437 --> 00:03:44,083 WHERE DINNER REMAINED A FAMILY OCCASION... 68 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,107 AND ATTENDANCE WAS NOT OPTIONAL. 69 00:03:51,359 --> 00:03:54,234 I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'VE TASTED SUCH TENDER SPRING LAMB. 70 00:03:54,562 --> 00:03:55,242 THANK YOU, DEAR. 71 00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:58,632 DANIELLE, YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED YOUR DINNER. 72 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,457 SHE DOESN'T LIKE SPRING LAMB. 73 00:04:00,857 --> 00:04:01,993 SHE PREFERS OLD GOAT. (stifles laugh) 74 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,681 I'M GLAD YOU GUYS THINK IT'S SO FUNNY THAT MY LIFE IS OVER. 75 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:09,136 YOUR MOTHER WAS RIGHT TO END THAT RELATIONSHIP. 76 00:04:09,552 --> 00:04:11,352 THE MAN WAS YOUR TEACHER AND MARRIED. 77 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:15,064 HE'S GETTING A DIVORCE. WELL, THAT HARDLY BOLSTERS HIS SUITABILITY. 78 00:04:15,471 --> 00:04:17,432 DANIELLE, PLEASE, EAT SOMETHING. DON'T WORRY, DEAR. 79 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:18,870 HUNGER STRIKES DEMAND SELF-CONTROL, 80 00:04:18,975 --> 00:04:20,958 AND AS WE'VE SEEN, THAT'S HARDLY HER STRONG SUIT. 81 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:25,126 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME SERIOUSLY? WHEN YOU START ACTING LIKE AN ADULT. 82 00:04:25,662 --> 00:04:27,237 WELL, SHE SLEEPS WITH THEM. THAT'S A START. 83 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:30,728 I HATE YOU! 84 00:04:31,132 --> 00:04:32,157 I HATE ALL OF YOU! 85 00:04:39,388 --> 00:04:40,804 REMIND ME TO BUY PAPER PLATES. 86 00:04:41,173 --> 00:04:42,611 WE'LL NEED THEM TILL A CERTAIN SOMEONE 87 00:04:42,754 --> 00:04:43,819 CAN BE TRUSTED WITH CHINA AGAIN. 88 00:04:49,186 --> 00:04:49,866 AAH! 89 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:58,368 WOW, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THAT. 90 00:04:58,497 --> 00:04:59,808 HEY, YOU ARE HOME EARLY. 91 00:05:00,017 --> 00:05:00,880 HI. MWAH. YES... I AM. 92 00:05:01,929 --> 00:05:02,722 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 93 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:05,727 WE ARE HAVING A CELEBRATION. 94 00:05:06,664 --> 00:05:07,232 SIT. 95 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:10,104 (chuckles) WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING? 96 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:14,733 YOU BEING THE GREATEST WIFE IN THE WORLD. 97 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:16,269 (laughs) THANKS. 98 00:05:17,796 --> 00:05:18,621 NO, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH. 99 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:20,755 I MEAN IT. 100 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:24,963 HOW MANY WIVES WOULD TELL THEIR HUSBANDS TO FOLLOW HIS DREAMS, 101 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:27,316 AND THEN HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT 102 00:05:27,523 --> 00:05:29,130 WHILE HE FIGURES OUT WHAT THE HELL IT IS? 103 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,114 OH, MY GOD! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO! 104 00:05:32,367 --> 00:05:33,995 THAT'S FANTASTIC! WHAT IS IT? 105 00:05:34,514 --> 00:05:35,874 WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT... 106 00:05:36,362 --> 00:05:38,728 OKAY, I KNEW I NEEDED TO SPEND MY DAYS 107 00:05:38,849 --> 00:05:40,593 DOING SOMETHING I WAS PASSIONATE ABOUT, SOMETHING CREATIVE-- 108 00:05:40,929 --> 00:05:42,121 YEAH, HAVE AT IT-- 109 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:44,840 UM, SOMETHING WHERE I INTERACTED WITH THE PUBLIC 110 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,057 BUT I WAS STILL MY OWN BOSS, 111 00:05:46,183 --> 00:05:49,008 AND THEN THIS MORNING, IT JUST LIKE--BAM, IT HIT ME! 112 00:05:49,503 --> 00:05:52,311 OKAY, OKAY, I'M DYING HERE. WHAT'S THE DREAM? 113 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,726 YOU'RE EATING IT. 114 00:05:57,111 --> 00:05:57,902 EXCUSE ME? 115 00:05:58,342 --> 00:05:59,550 I'M GONNA OPEN UP A PIZZA PARLOR! 116 00:06:02,102 --> 00:06:03,372 I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING. 117 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:07,285 NO, THAT WAS A REAL FRISBEE TO THE HEAD, THAT ONE. 118 00:06:07,437 --> 00:06:09,077 BUT--BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 119 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,332 DOESN'T IT MAKE PERFECT SENSE? 120 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,914 I MEAN, MARINARA'S IN MY BLOOD. YOU REMEMBER UNCLE VITO? 121 00:06:13,053 --> 00:06:14,392 HE CAME TO THIS COUNTRY WITH NOTHING. 122 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,174 HE TURNED THAT TRATTORIA INTO A GOLD MINE. 123 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:18,006 ISN'T HE THE ONE THAT... 124 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,502 ASKED US FOR A LOAN LAST CHRISTMAS? 125 00:06:21,829 --> 00:06:23,797 HE HAS A GAMBLG PROBLEM, BUT DON'T BLE THE PIZZA. 126 00:06:25,029 --> 00:06:27,028 TRUST ME. I'VE GOT THIS THING ALL MAPPED OUT. 127 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:29,068 IT'S GONNA HAVE, LIKE, A REAL FAMILY FEEL, 128 00:06:29,267 --> 00:06:31,210 WITH, LIKE, BIG PORTIONS BUT SMALL PRICES, 129 00:06:31,369 --> 00:06:32,374 CRAYONS FOR THE KIDS. 130 00:06:33,472 --> 00:06:35,281 OH, GOD, I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS. 131 00:06:37,386 --> 00:06:37,732 HMM. 132 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,329 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 133 00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:44,591 I THINK... 134 00:06:45,711 --> 00:06:47,290 I'M GONNA OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINE. 135 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:48,680 BUT WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THIS ONE. 136 00:06:49,338 --> 00:06:52,271 WELL, HEY, WE'RE CELEBRATING, RIGHT? 137 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:06,262 CARLOS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? 138 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,357 OH, HEY, GABY, YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 139 00:07:08,877 --> 00:07:11,567 GOD, CARLOS! STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE? 140 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:13,445 DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA SEDUCE ME? 141 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:16,404 NEVER ENTERED MY MIND. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. 142 00:07:16,453 --> 00:07:18,060 YOU KNOW, I MAY BE LIVING WITH YOU 143 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:19,385 UNTIL THE DIVOE IS FINAL, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN 144 00:07:19,483 --> 00:07:20,948 I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR CHEESY COME-ONS. 145 00:07:22,571 --> 00:07:23,762 GABY, CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING? 146 00:07:24,242 --> 00:07:25,882 WHAT, YOU'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING, 147 00:07:26,299 --> 00:07:28,218 AND YOU REALIZE THAT I'M YOUR SOUL MATE, 148 00:07:28,286 --> 00:07:30,210 AND THERE'S A VACANCY IN YOUR HEART ONLY I CAN FILL? 149 00:07:30,881 --> 00:07:32,355 GABY, LISTEN-- IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. 150 00:07:32,755 --> 00:07:33,945 JUST MOVE ON ALREADY. 151 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:35,265 FORGET ME. 152 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:47,358 AS I WAS TRYING TO SAY, I HAVE COMPANY OVER. 153 00:07:48,143 --> 00:07:50,135 THIS IS TRISHELLE. 154 00:07:52,463 --> 00:07:53,294 TRISHELLE, THIS IS... 155 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,149 WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? 156 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:58,670 I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN. 157 00:08:07,057 --> 00:08:07,689 SO THE DOCTOR SAID 158 00:08:07,809 --> 00:08:10,185 I SHOULD USE AS MANY THINGS AS I CAN TO JOG YOUR MEMORY. 159 00:08:10,679 --> 00:08:11,562 AND NOT JUST PICTURES. 160 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,672 HE SAID I COULD USE TASTES AND SMELLS AND SOUNDS, 161 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,432 SO TONIGHT IS... 162 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,006 "SOUNDS OF THE SEVENTIES." 163 00:08:23,382 --> 00:08:24,240 OKAY, UH... 164 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:26,173 WELL, YOU KNOW, LET ME SET THE SCENE. 165 00:08:26,845 --> 00:08:29,915 UM, WE WERE AT THIS FUNKY LITTLE FISH JOINT 166 00:08:30,004 --> 00:08:32,260 THAT YOU'D BEEN DYING TO TAKE ME TO--CAPPY'S. 167 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:33,555 DO YOU REMEMBER CAPPY'S? 168 00:08:35,930 --> 00:08:38,010 OKAY, WELL, WE WERE THERE, AND, UH, 169 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:40,658 WE WERE JUST WOLFING DOWN THE MOST DELICIOUS TROUT EVER-- 170 00:08:40,761 --> 00:08:42,634 HOW LONG TILL THE MUSIC PART? 171 00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:43,897 OH, IT'S COMING. 172 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,273 UM, AND--AND THIS '70s COVER BAND, 173 00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:47,480 WELL, THEY STARTED TO PLAY, 174 00:08:47,664 --> 00:08:50,457 AND... THAT'S HOW WE GOT OUR SONG. 175 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:54,322 (Rose Royce) * AT THE CAR WASH, WHOA, WHOA... * 176 00:08:55,096 --> 00:08:56,729 OUR SONG WAS "CAR WASH"? 177 00:08:57,226 --> 00:08:59,142 YEAH! SEE HOW MUCH FUN WE WERE? 178 00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:02,465 (laughs) SO I DRAGGED YOU OUT ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR, 179 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:04,465 AND, WELL, YOU WERE GIVING ME THIS LOOK-- 180 00:09:05,256 --> 00:09:06,601 SORTF LIKE THE LOOK YOU'RE GIVING ME RIGHT NOW-- 181 00:09:06,858 --> 00:09:08,566 AND, UM, I STARTED TO DO THIS... 182 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,296 AND THEN YOU DID THIS... 183 00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:18,438 I'M--LOOK, I'M SORRY, THIS--THIS ISN'T WORKING. 184 00:09:18,757 --> 00:09:21,292 OH, MIKE. COME ON, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO REMEMBER! 185 00:09:21,549 --> 00:09:22,397 IT WAS FUN! 186 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,638 OH, I KNOW. OKAY, SING WITH ME. 187 00:09:25,884 --> 00:09:26,644 ♪ CAR WASH 188 00:09:26,981 --> 00:09:29,108 ♪ TALKIN' ABOUT THE CAR WASH ♪ 189 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,051 ♪ WHOO, CAR WASH, YEAH 190 00:09:34,826 --> 00:09:36,067 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY BEAT. 191 00:09:37,538 --> 00:09:40,090 OKAY, MIKE, I-I AM NOT DOING THIS TO UPSET YOU. 192 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,329 I'M DOING THIS TO HELP. 193 00:09:42,074 --> 00:09:44,810 I GET THAT. IT'S JUST... 194 00:09:45,881 --> 00:09:47,328 THE MUSIC IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 195 00:09:48,616 --> 00:09:49,191 OKAY, WELL... 196 00:09:49,928 --> 00:09:51,856 I'LL GO, BUT I AM NOT GIVING UP ON YOU. 197 00:09:52,841 --> 00:09:54,223 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE GOING TO REMEMBER 198 00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:56,047 THE NIGHT THAT WE DANCED TO "CAR WASH," 199 00:09:56,171 --> 00:09:59,375 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE IT WAS FUN, BUT BECAUSE LATER THAT NIGHT, 200 00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:00,975 WE DID SOME THINGS THAT, TRUST ME, 201 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:02,706 ARE WORTH REMEMBERING. 202 00:10:12,707 --> 00:10:13,932 THAT JANE DOE FROM THE GOLF COURSE... 203 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,356 I THINK I MISSED SOMETHING AT THE AUTOPSY. 204 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:21,218 CHECK IT OUT. YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COME AT LUNCH, DON'T YOU? 205 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,394 THOSE BLUE MARKS ON THE BACK OF HER HAND? 206 00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:27,114 FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE VEINS. NOW I THINK IT'S INK. 207 00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:29,201 YOU MEAN, LIKE SOME KIND OF WRITING? 208 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,096 YEAH. I NEED TO RUN SOME MORE TESTS, 209 00:10:31,914 --> 00:10:33,112 SEE IF I CAN GET A CLEARER IMAGE. 210 00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:35,193 I COULD BE WRONG, BUT... 211 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,656 BUT WHAT? 212 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,095 I THINK IT'S A PHONE NUMBER. 213 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,149 THE ODDEST THING HAPPENED AT THE CLUB TODAY. 214 00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:49,357 TISH ATHERTON-- 215 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:53,764 (sighs) ANDREW, WOULD YOU BE A DEAR 216 00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:56,021 AND MAKE SURE YOUR SISTER'S JUST BREAKING HER OWN THINGS? 217 00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:04,245 ANYWAY... HMM. 218 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:05,362 TISH ATHERTON... 219 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:12,319 DANIELLE? 220 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,027 YEAH, I'LL TELL 'EM. 221 00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:38,460 I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS A DELIBERATE SNUB. 222 00:11:38,876 --> 00:11:40,818 I WAVED TO HER, AND SHE LOOKED RIGHT THROUGH ME. 223 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,698 TRUE, I NEVER BOUGHT HER ELDEST DAUGHTER A GIFT-- UH, MOM? 224 00:11:43,882 --> 00:11:45,425 ANDREW, PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M SPEAKING. 225 00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:47,953 TRUE, I NEVER BOUGHT HER ELDEST DAUGHTER A GIFT, 226 00:11:48,369 --> 00:11:52,143 BUT YOU KNOW MY POLICY-- NO HUSBAND, NO BABY GIFT. 227 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,032 NOW WHAT IS IT, DEAR? 228 00:11:55,753 --> 00:11:58,143 WELL, UM, DANIELLE'S UPSTAIRS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE. 229 00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:10,126 THERE'S NO RUSH. SHE'S NOT TRYING THAT HARD. 230 00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:16,781 HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE PLAYING THAT RIDICULOUS GAME?! 231 00:12:17,452 --> 00:12:18,995 YOUR SISTER TRIED TO KILL HERSELF. 232 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,053 THAT DOESN'T UPSET YOU? 233 00:12:20,436 --> 00:12:22,260 SHE TRIED TO SLIT HER WRISTS WITH A SPOON. 234 00:12:22,668 --> 00:12:23,748 HOW UPSET DO YOU WANT ME TO BE? 235 00:12:24,372 --> 00:12:26,619 MRS. HODGE? IS MY DAUGHTER ALL RIGHT? 236 00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,530 SHE'S A LITTLE GROGGY, BUT SHE'LL BE FINE. 237 00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:30,490 THE WOUNDS ARE FAIRLY SUPERFICIAL. 238 00:12:31,392 --> 00:12:32,298 (scoffs) SO'S THE PATIENT. 239 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,963 WE'LL RELEASE HER TONIGHT, 240 00:12:34,243 --> 00:12:36,145 BUT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IN CASES LIKE THIS, 241 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:39,680 COUNSELING IS MANDATORY. OF COURSE. WE'LL GET HER ALL THE HELP SHE NEEDS. 242 00:12:40,056 --> 00:12:41,961 SHE IS RESISTING OUR EFFORTS TO PUMP HER STOMACH. 243 00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:43,800 SHE SAYS SHE ONLY TOOK THREE SEDATIVES. 244 00:12:44,288 --> 00:12:46,256 SHE'S DISORIENTED. PUMP HER. 245 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,328 ANDREW! 246 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:50,975 PUMP HER. 247 00:12:55,286 --> 00:12:58,109 THEY'RE STICKING A TUBE DOWN HER THROAT. 248 00:12:58,413 --> 00:12:59,298 DO YOU STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 249 00:12:59,527 --> 00:13:01,598 MOM, THIS WAS A HALF-ASSED BID FOR ATTENTION. 250 00:13:01,903 --> 00:13:04,012 THIS WAS A CRY FOR HELP, AND IF WE DON'T LISTEN, 251 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,188 THE NEXT TIME SHE COULD DO SOMETHING EVEN MORE DANGEROUS. 252 00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:09,116 YEAH, NEXT TIME SHE MIGHT JUMP OFF THE PORCH. 253 00:13:09,475 --> 00:13:10,347 STOP IT! 254 00:13:10,683 --> 00:13:12,659 SUICIDE IS THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A FAMILY! 255 00:13:12,794 --> 00:13:14,771 I WILL NOT HAVE IT MADE LIGHT OF! (exhales deeply) 256 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,305 ORSON'S RIGHT. 257 00:13:24,465 --> 00:13:26,425 WE NEED TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER AS A FAMILY. 258 00:13:27,602 --> 00:13:28,225 IN FACT, 259 00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:31,433 I SAY WE ALL... GO FOR COUNSELING. 260 00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:41,278 (Gabrielle) TOM ACTUALLY SAID HE'S OPENING UP A PIZZA PARLOR? 261 00:13:41,703 --> 00:13:42,782 (Susan) LYNETTE, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 262 00:13:43,006 --> 00:13:46,023 MM-HMM. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL STAND IN A VAT OF TOMATO SAUCE 263 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:49,550 AND TEAR UP $100 BILLS. I KNOW, BUT I SAID THAT I WOULD SUPPORT HIM 264 00:13:49,693 --> 00:13:50,622 AND HELP HIM FOLLOW HIS DREAM. 265 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:53,704 WELL, HE CAN'T HOLD YOU TO THAT, NOT IF THE DREAM IS PIZZA. 266 00:13:53,889 --> 00:13:55,461 SHE PROMISED TO STAND BY HIM, 267 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,962 AND ONCE YOU MAKE THAT COMMITMENT 268 00:13:57,057 --> 00:14:00,875 YOU HAVE TO SEE IT THROUGH. YEAH... HOW'S THAT DIVORCE GOING? 269 00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:05,059 I'M DONE TALKING. HEY, PARKER, BE CAREFUL UP THERE. 270 00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:06,986 I JUST KEEP THINKING 271 00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:10,338 HE'S GONNA COME TO HIS SENSES AND REALIZE IT'S A BAD IDEA. 272 00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:12,369 THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. WHY? 273 00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:14,208 BECAUSE MEN ARE GENETICALLY INCAPABLE 274 00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:16,713 OF REALIZING THAT THEIR DREAMS ARE STUPID. 275 00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:18,816 CARE TO ELABORATE, DR. McCLUSKEY? 276 00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:21,695 MY HUSBAND SOLD INSURANCE FOR 36 YEARS, 277 00:14:21,879 --> 00:14:23,301 AND ONE DAY, HE WOKE UP AND DECIDED 278 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,245 HE WANTED TO MOVE TO PARIS AND PAINT NAKED LADIES. 279 00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:28,290 I TOLD HIM, "GILBERT, YOU CAN BARELY PAINT THE GARAGE. 280 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,546 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN COMMIT ART?" 281 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:33,362 AND FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, HE DESPISED ME. 282 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:36,041 HE DESPISED YOU FOR SAYING "NO"? 283 00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:39,249 WELL, HE ALSO THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS BROTHER, 284 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,256 AND I'M SURE THAT WAS MIXED IN THERE, TOO. 285 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,672 OKAY, SO I GOT KAYLA ALL UNPACKED. 286 00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:52,367 OH, GREAT. SO, UH, TOM WILL DROP HER OFF AT YOUR HOUSE ON FRIDAY. 287 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,646 SOUNDS GOOD. LYNETTE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 288 00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:56,886 MM-HMM. YEAH. 289 00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,549 OKAY, PARDON ME FOR HAVING REALLY BIG EARS, 290 00:15:05,692 --> 00:15:07,931 BUT I HEARD ABOUT TOM AND THIS PIZZA PLACE. 291 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,876 DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK? NO, NOT REALLY. 292 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,676 IT SUCKS. IT'S A SUCKY IDEA, 293 00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:15,468 AND YOUR FRIENDS BACK THERE-- 294 00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:17,864 THEY'RE JUST TOO NICE TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT. 295 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,687 LUCKILY, I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, SO YOU CAN TRUST ME. 296 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:23,863 NIP IT... 297 00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:26,430 IN... THE BUD. 298 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,293 AND MAKE TOM RESENT ME FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 299 00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:31,064 I DON'T THINK SO. 300 00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:33,708 WELL, YOU BETTER DO SOMETHIN', 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, 301 00:15:34,812 --> 00:15:36,124 YOU AND ME 302 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,998 WILL WIND UP WORKING A POLE TO PAY FOR BRACES. 303 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,281 HEY, JULIE. I BOUGHT YOU SOME FLOWERS. 304 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,433 GENERALLY, WHEN YOU BUY FLERS, 305 00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:54,706 THEY DON'T STILL HAVE THE ROOTS ON THEM. 306 00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:57,201 OKAY, UH, I WAS HOPING YOU COULD HELP ME 307 00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:58,201 WITH MY ENGLISH LIT PAPER. 308 00:15:58,705 --> 00:16:01,104 HI, I'M SARAH. HEY. 309 00:16:01,913 --> 00:16:05,079 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? ACTUALLY, M SORT OF BUSY RIGHT NOW. 310 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,343 OH, COME ON. 311 00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:08,791 LOOK, AUNT EDIE'S GONNA GIVE ME THE BOOT IF I FLUNK OUT. 312 00:16:09,831 --> 00:16:11,799 WOULDN'T YOU MISS ME? OH, ABSOLUTELY! 313 00:16:12,031 --> 00:16:14,118 WHOSE MOTORCYCLE WOULD WAKE US ALL UP AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 314 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:15,958 YOU DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE? HMM. 315 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:19,581 (sighs) PLEASE? 316 00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:21,182 LOOK, I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP HERE. 317 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,401 NORMALLY, I CHARGE 12 BUCKS AN HOUR FOR TUTORING, 318 00:16:26,497 --> 00:16:27,882 BUT SEEING AS IT'S YOU... 319 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:28,962 $15. 320 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:31,711 GREAT. SEE YOU FRIDAY. 321 00:16:34,712 --> 00:16:36,126 OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, 322 00:16:37,031 --> 00:16:38,269 I CHARGE $15 AN HOUR TO MAKE OUT, 323 00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:40,123 SO I'LL PROBABLY BREAK EVEN. 324 00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:45,186 UGH. 325 00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:55,977 HI. YOU'RE NEW. WHERE'S MARCY? 326 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:59,567 SHE'S IN HONOLULU ON VACATION. CAN I HELP YOU? 327 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,535 OH, I'M JUST GOING TO SEE MIKE DELFINO. 328 00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:04,368 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? UH, THAT'S MY MACONI AND CHEESE. 329 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,367 I-I WAS HOPING IT WOULD TRIGGER MIKE'S MEMORY. 330 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:10,332 I MADE IT THE FIRST TIME WE MET TWO YEARS AGO. YOU SHOULD'VE REFRIGERATED IT. 331 00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:14,549 EDIE? 332 00:17:15,757 --> 00:17:17,540 OH, YOU KNOW MS. BRITT? 333 00:17:17,893 --> 00:17:19,939 UH, YEAH. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 334 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:22,587 VISITING MR. DELFINO. 335 00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:25,275 YOU KNOW, SHE WAS WITH HIM WHEN HE CAME OUT OF HIS COMA. 336 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:28,338 AND SHE'S BEEN HERE EVERY DAY SINCE. 337 00:17:30,579 --> 00:17:31,260 YOU! 338 00:17:34,202 --> 00:17:36,562 HELLO, SUSAN. LONG TIME NO SEE. 339 00:17:37,025 --> 00:17:38,856 I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY MIKE'S BEEN SO COLD TO ME. 340 00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:42,349 NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE. I'M SURE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 341 00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,555 WHEW! FOR GOD SAKES, TAKE A BATH. 342 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:47,123 OH, THAT'S MY MAC AND CHEESE. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 343 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,201 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING HIM ABOUT ME? WHY WOULD I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU? 344 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,665 MIKE HAS NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE. 345 00:17:53,784 --> 00:17:54,664 I ENVY HIM. 346 00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:56,473 LADIES, IS THERE A PROBLEM? 347 00:17:56,872 --> 00:17:58,999 I WANT THIS WOMAN BANNED FROM THE HOSPITAL. 348 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,888 SHE'S BEEN LIKE THIS EVER SINCE MIKE DUMPED HER. 349 00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:05,898 IMAGINE "FATAL ATTRACTION"... WITH A MUCH OLDER WOMAN. 350 00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:09,836 MA'AM, MR. DELFINO ALREADY HAS A VISITOR. 351 00:18:10,127 --> 00:18:11,054 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO. 352 00:18:11,405 --> 00:18:13,390 ME? BUT WHY DOESN'T SHE LEAVE? 353 00:18:13,565 --> 00:18:14,262 I-I'M THE ONE 354 00:18:14,422 --> 00:18:16,045 WHO'S BEEN HERE EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS. 355 00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:19,301 WELL, I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I DO KNOW HIS GIRLFRIEND. 356 00:18:21,797 --> 00:18:23,716 GIRLFRIEND?! OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 357 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,091 I WANT MARCY'S NUMBER IN HONOLULU, 358 00:18:25,211 --> 00:18:26,380 AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW. 359 00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,084 YOU NEED TO LEAVE. WHAT?! 360 00:18:28,219 --> 00:18:31,499 YOU'RE DISTURBING THE OTHER PATIENTS. NO, WHAT ARE YOU-- OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 361 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,874 I MEAN, WHO AM I DISTURBING? 362 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,283 IT'S A COMA WARD! DON'T YOU WANT THEMTO WAKE UP?! 363 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,276 - i didn't call you that - YES, YOU DID! 364 00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:42,665 I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE USED THE WORD "RETARD." IT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 365 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,112 YOU THINK I'M TH IMMATURE MORON WHO CAN'T BE TRUSTED 366 00:18:45,184 --> 00:18:48,535 TO DECIDE WHAT'S BEST FOR HER. WELL, YOU DID TRY TO OFF YOURSELF. 367 00:18:48,651 --> 00:18:49,943 I DON'T THINK YOU GET TO PULL 368 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,767 THE "I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME" CARD. ANDREW! 369 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,102 (lowered voice) NOT IN FRONT OF THE THERAPIST. 370 00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:55,591 ACTUALLY, I THINK WE'RE MAKING GREAT PROGRESS. 371 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,703 YOU FEEL DANIELLE REFUSES TO SEE 372 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,988 YOU'RE ACTING IN HER BEST INTEREST. 373 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,468 AND YOU THINK YOUR MOTHER CARES MORE ABOUT HER IMAGE 374 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:06,436 THAN YOUR FEELINGS. DANIELLE, HOW CAN YOU THINK 375 00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:07,973 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS? 376 00:19:08,426 --> 00:19:10,395 DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR MOTHER LOVES YOU? 377 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:12,387 WHEN I SAW YOU IN THAT TUB, 378 00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:13,929 IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 379 00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,410 THE THOUGHT OF LOSING YOU IS MORE THAN I CAN BEAR. 380 00:19:17,849 --> 00:19:18,865 HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 381 00:19:22,969 --> 00:19:23,649 ACTUALLY... 382 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,472 KIND OF POWERFUL. 383 00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:30,360 POWERFUL? 384 00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:34,118 YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA LOSE ME? OF COURSE NOT. 385 00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:36,519 I ALREADY WENT THROUGH THINKING I'D LOST ANDREW. 386 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:37,607 I CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 387 00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,141 WELL, THEN, HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN-- 388 00:19:41,894 --> 00:19:43,374 I'M GOING TO START DATING ROBERT AGAIN, 389 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,317 AND IF YOU TRY TO BREAK US UP OR GET HIM FIRED, 390 00:19:46,772 --> 00:19:47,732 THEN I'M GOING TO LEAVE, 391 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:50,501 AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN. DAELLE. 392 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,708 IF THAT CAN SURVIVE ON ITS OWN, SO CAN I. 393 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,132 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 394 00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:56,820 CALL MY BLUFF. SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 395 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,018 SO... 396 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,739 WHAT DO WE OWE YOU FOR ALL THIS PROGRESS? 397 00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:13,753 COME ON, AUSTIN. CONCENTRATE. 398 00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,441 OKAY, WHY DID IAGO BETRAY OTHELLO? 399 00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:17,409 (sighs) UH... 400 00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,344 BECAUSE THE PLAY WOULD SUCK IF HE DIDN'T? 401 00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:23,768 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 402 00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:25,511 MMM. 403 00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:26,696 SORRY. 404 00:20:27,544 --> 00:20:29,454 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, WE'RE HERE TO WORK. 405 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,278 AND IF MY MOM CAME HOME, SHE'D FLIP. 406 00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:32,301 NOW PUT THAT AWAY. 407 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:36,180 AHH. 408 00:20:37,285 --> 00:20:38,198 YOU SAID, "PUT IT AWAY." 409 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,496 LOOK, IF--IF YOU THINK 410 00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:42,763 I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND WRITE YOUR PAPER FOR YOU 411 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:45,650 WHILE YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK-- NO, JU HELP ME GET IT STARTED, OKAY? 412 00:20:45,706 --> 00:20:46,955 THIS IS HARD FOR ME, ALL RIGHT? 413 00:20:47,049 --> 00:20:48,425 I DIDN'T READ A LOT OF SHAKESPEARE IN JUVIE. 414 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,369 I KIND OF MAJORED IN NOT GETTING STABBED. 415 00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:54,112 UGH, FINE. 416 00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:56,655 I'LL WRITE YOUR INTRO, BUT-- BUT THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 417 00:20:56,817 --> 00:20:57,604 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. (sighs) 418 00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:04,127 SO... WHY DID THEY SEND YOU TO JUVIE ANYWAY? 419 00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:07,104 "THEY" DIDN'T. MY MOM DID. 420 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:10,022 WHY? 421 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,221 SHE HAD THIS BOYFRIEND-- 422 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:16,364 NO JOB, BIG DRUNK, REAL CATCH. 423 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,692 ONE NIGHT, HE POPS HER ONE, 424 00:21:18,796 --> 00:21:20,309 SO I BREAK A CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD, AND, UH... 425 00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:22,301 AND SHE CALLS THE COPS... ON ME. 426 00:21:24,613 --> 00:21:25,587 BUT YOU WERE PROTECTING HER. 427 00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,624 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 428 00:21:30,199 --> 00:21:31,943 BUT THE GUY SAID HE'D LEAVE IF SHE DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES, 429 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:36,031 AND... WELL, MY MOM DOESN'T REALLY LIKE TO BE ALONE. 430 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:42,653 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE TIRED. 431 00:21:42,757 --> 00:21:45,245 UM, WHY DON'T YOU LAY DOWN FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, 432 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,204 AND I'LLUST DO A PAGE OR TWO? 433 00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:50,506 YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, MAYER. 434 00:22:02,049 --> 00:22:02,890 CARLOS... 435 00:22:03,618 --> 00:22:04,666 NO TRISHELLE TONIGHT? 436 00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:06,252 AH, NO. 437 00:22:07,089 --> 00:22:08,609 ABOUT HER-- I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 438 00:22:08,873 --> 00:22:10,577 DOES HER PIMP WANT THE REST OF THE MONEY? 439 00:22:10,713 --> 00:22:12,584 YOU KNOW, THERE IS SOME CASH IN MY PURSE. 440 00:22:12,905 --> 00:22:15,118 LOOK, I KNOW I CROSSED A LINE BRINGING HER HERE, ALL RIGHT? 441 00:22:15,771 --> 00:22:16,912 BUT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS, 442 00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:19,056 LIKE THE WAY YOU MADE ME FEEL 443 00:22:19,303 --> 00:22:21,439 WHEN YOU SAID YOU SLEPT WITH JOHN ROWLAND AGAIN. 444 00:22:22,094 --> 00:22:23,374 WELL, I THINK IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 445 00:22:23,648 --> 00:22:25,205 I THINK YOU REALLY HATE ME. 446 00:22:26,213 --> 00:22:28,164 THAT'S NOT TRUE. OH, I THINK IT IS. 447 00:22:28,366 --> 00:22:29,621 YOU KNOW, INTRODUCING YOUR SPOUSE 448 00:22:29,789 --> 00:22:31,310 TO SOMEONE YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH? 449 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,421 THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON TO DO THAT-- 450 00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:36,551 PURE HATRED. 451 00:22:37,036 --> 00:22:38,372 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 452 00:22:47,277 --> 00:22:48,214 OH, I THINK I DO. 453 00:22:52,252 --> 00:22:54,402 PHIL, COME MEET MY BASICALLY EX-HUSBAND-- 454 00:22:54,610 --> 00:22:55,555 THANK YOU--CARLOS. 455 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,210 CARLOS, THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND PHIL LOPEZ. 456 00:22:58,637 --> 00:22:59,423 WE'VE MET, GABY. 457 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,772 REALLY? WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. WHEN? 458 00:23:03,748 --> 00:23:05,620 FAIRVIEW CHAMBER OF COMMERCE-- THE ANNUAL DINNER. 459 00:23:06,331 --> 00:23:07,947 OH, MY GOD! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! (laughs) 460 00:23:08,715 --> 00:23:10,051 YOU WERE UP 461 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,075 FOR THE LATINO BUSINESSMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD 462 00:23:12,185 --> 00:23:12,995 THAT PHIL WON. 463 00:23:13,818 --> 00:23:15,794 WELL, ACTUALLY, I BEAT HIM OUT TWICE. 464 00:23:15,986 --> 00:23:16,489 NO! 465 00:23:17,723 --> 00:23:20,060 OOH, I REMEMBER. CARLOS WAS SO ANNOYED. 466 00:23:20,587 --> 00:23:21,449 WHAT DID YOU SAY, HON? 467 00:23:22,121 --> 00:23:25,098 "HE MAY HAVE THAT TROPHY, BUT I'VE GOT YOU." 468 00:23:27,217 --> 00:23:28,160 AIN'T LIFE FUNNY? (laughs) 469 00:23:29,553 --> 00:23:30,871 GABY, CAN WE TALK FOR A SEC? 470 00:23:31,384 --> 00:23:32,583 MNH-MNH, NOT RIGHT NOW. 471 00:23:32,735 --> 00:23:33,871 PHIL AND I ARE GETTING IN THE HOT TUB. 472 00:23:34,072 --> 00:23:36,852 OOH, PHIL, DID YOU BRING YOUR SUIT? YOU SAID I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 473 00:23:37,878 --> 00:23:40,411 NOT IN FRONT OF ARLOS-CAY! 474 00:23:41,094 --> 00:23:42,310 GO OUTSIDE. I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 475 00:23:46,644 --> 00:23:47,563 PHIL LOPEZ? 476 00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:49,837 YOU BROUGHT HOME PHIL LOPEZ?! 477 00:23:50,938 --> 00:23:52,531 I HAD NO IDEA YOU HATED ME THAT MUCH! 478 00:23:53,482 --> 00:23:54,162 WELL, NOW YOU KNOW. 479 00:23:58,211 --> 00:23:59,026 AAH! 480 00:24:02,882 --> 00:24:03,889 HEY, GOOD NEWS. 481 00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:06,473 MY REALTOR FOUND ME SOME SWEET LOCATIONS. 482 00:24:07,232 --> 00:24:08,482 THAT'S... GREAT. (chuckles) 483 00:24:09,543 --> 00:24:12,992 HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS RESTAURANT THING FOR A SECOND? 484 00:24:13,568 --> 00:24:14,151 YEAH. WHAT'S UP? 485 00:24:14,814 --> 00:24:16,224 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, 486 00:24:16,527 --> 00:24:18,968 BUT WHEN YOU FIRST PITCHED THE WHOLE PIZZA CONCEPT... 487 00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:21,014 (chuckles) I WAS A WEE BIT SKEPTICAL. 488 00:24:21,351 --> 00:24:22,302 YEAH, I SENSED THAT. 489 00:24:22,981 --> 00:24:24,376 OF COURSE YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A SMART GUY, 490 00:24:24,552 --> 00:24:28,182 WHICH IS ALSO WHY YOU ARE GONNA JUMP ON THE IDEA I HAVE 491 00:24:29,358 --> 00:24:30,726 TO MAKE THE WHOLE THING WORK. 492 00:24:31,518 --> 00:24:32,797 OKAY, SO YOU'RE NOT BAILING ON ME? 493 00:24:33,093 --> 00:24:36,622 NO. NO, NO, NO, I AM TOTALLY ON BOARD. 494 00:24:36,781 --> 00:24:39,508 (laughs) OH, GOOD! YOU HAD ME SCARED THERE FOR A SECOND. 495 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,492 OKAY, SO, WELL, WHAT IS THIS GREAT IDEA? 496 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:43,860 I'M THINKING... 497 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,114 CATERING COMPANY. 498 00:24:47,436 --> 00:24:48,027 HUH? 499 00:24:48,515 --> 00:24:50,947 START SMALL, HAVE AN ITALIAN THEME, 500 00:24:51,249 --> 00:24:54,363 CREATE SOME CASH FLOW, AND THEN LATER ON, 501 00:24:54,818 --> 00:24:56,849 EXPAND INTO THE PIZZA THING. 502 00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:59,136 BUT THAT'S NOT MDREAM. 503 00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:00,650 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 504 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:03,648 YOU'RE GONNA DO ALL THESE FUN PARTIES. 505 00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:06,575 PEOPLE WILL START TALKING-- "HEY, THIS IS GREAT FOOD. 506 00:25:06,711 --> 00:25:08,409 THIS GUY SHOULD OPEN A RESTAURANT." 507 00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,463 "YEAH, YEAH, I'D EAT THERE," AND THEN WHAM! 508 00:25:10,664 --> 00:25:12,727 FIVE SHORT YEARS LATER, 509 00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:15,205 YOU HAVE A BUILT-IN CUSTOMER BASE. 510 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,918 BUT I SAID IT'S NOT MY DREAM. PIZZA IS MY DREAM. 511 00:25:18,088 --> 00:25:20,641 KNOW, I KNOW. CATERING'S HOW YOU GET THERE. SO WHY CAN'T I JUST SKIP THE CATERING, 512 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,809 AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE PIZZA? BECAUSE YOU'LL FAIL! 513 00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:28,368 I'M SORRY! GOD. (groans) I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 514 00:25:28,824 --> 00:25:30,968 BUT YOU'RE GAMBLING WITH OUR LIFE SAVINGS, 515 00:25:31,391 --> 00:25:33,239 AND YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE. 516 00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:35,112 YOU SAID THAT YOU'D SUPPORT ME. 517 00:25:39,263 --> 00:25:41,515 I'M TRYING TO. I AM TRYING TO. 518 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:42,337 BUT ARE YOU AWARE 519 00:25:42,418 --> 00:25:45,471 THAT 90% OF RESTAURANTS TANK IN THEIR FIRST YEAR? 520 00:25:45,584 --> 00:25:47,360 WHICH MEANS THAT 10% OF THEM MAKE IT! 521 00:25:47,473 --> 00:25:49,039 WHY DON'T YOU EVER THINK THAT I WOULD BE ONE OF THEM? 522 00:25:49,744 --> 00:25:51,943 NO! NO, DO ME A FAVOR. 523 00:25:54,704 --> 00:25:55,550 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 524 00:26:05,222 --> 00:26:06,807 YOO-HOO! CARLOS! 525 00:26:08,158 --> 00:26:09,430 I'M MAKING A SNACK FOR PHIL. 526 00:26:11,413 --> 00:26:12,885 DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? 527 00:26:13,645 --> 00:26:16,173 SOME SOUR GRAPES, PERHAPS? 528 00:26:16,293 --> 00:26:17,389 MAYBE A LITTLE CROW? 529 00:26:27,267 --> 00:26:28,227 OKAY, WE NEED TO MOVE THIS OVER THERE. 530 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:29,043 WHY? 531 00:26:30,236 --> 00:26:31,610 UH, FENG SHUI. 532 00:26:43,172 --> 00:26:44,610 (banging) (Gabrielle) YES! YES! 533 00:26:45,283 --> 00:26:47,233 (laughs) HEY, DON'T START WITHOUT ME. 534 00:26:48,485 --> 00:26:50,186 (lowered voice) OH, NO, NO, LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT-- 535 00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,065 YOU AND I ARE NOT GONNA HAVE SEX TONIGHT. 536 00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:53,881 WHAT? 537 00:26:54,911 --> 00:26:56,382 I'M SORRY. NO OFFENSE, YOU'RE A NICE GUY. 538 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,896 I'M JUST NOT INTO YOU THAT WAY. 539 00:26:58,536 --> 00:27:00,125 OH, GOD, PHIL! 540 00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:02,598 YES, YES, GIVE IT TO ME! 541 00:27:02,878 --> 00:27:03,805 OKAY. OH, OKAY. 542 00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:06,228 NO, NO, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. BACK OFF! 543 00:27:06,573 --> 00:27:07,588 WHAT--BUT I THOUGHT-- I MEAN... 544 00:27:07,722 --> 00:27:11,036 YOU KNOW, THE HOT TUB... WE WERE... YES, YOU SAW MY BOOBS, 545 00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:13,109 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THAT MENTAL SNAPSHOT 546 00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:14,270 TO USE AS YOU WISH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE... 547 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:17,181 BUT THAT IS ALL YOU'RE GETTING! 548 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,556 WAIT, WAIT, SO YOU'RE JUST USING ME? 549 00:27:22,483 --> 00:27:23,093 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 550 00:27:23,301 --> 00:27:23,932 I'M WHAT?! 551 00:27:24,427 --> 00:27:25,555 (Phil) YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE! 552 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:28,770 REALLY? OH, SO ARE YOU, BIG BOY! 553 00:27:29,794 --> 00:27:30,616 YES! 554 00:27:37,217 --> 00:27:39,280 NO WONDER YOU'RE DIVORCING HER. SHE'S A STRAIGHT-UP LOON. 555 00:27:40,613 --> 00:27:41,784 OH, CRAP. SHE'S BLOCKING MY CAR! 556 00:27:44,336 --> 00:27:45,975 ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP A BROTHER OUT. 557 00:27:46,975 --> 00:27:47,831 HOLD ON. 558 00:27:50,926 --> 00:27:52,574 (Gabrielle) OH, GOD, YES! 559 00:27:53,126 --> 00:27:55,310 OH, RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! 560 00:27:56,197 --> 00:27:57,893 OH, YES, GOD! 561 00:27:58,998 --> 00:28:00,780 TAKE ME HOME, PHILLY! 562 00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:02,789 YOU SHOULD WEAR A SADDLE! 563 00:28:02,965 --> 00:28:04,101 YES! YES! 564 00:28:04,973 --> 00:28:07,028 STOP IT, PHIL. I TOLD YOU TO BEAT IT. 565 00:28:07,139 --> 00:28:07,893 NO MEANS NO! 566 00:28:10,995 --> 00:28:11,964 I NEED YOUR CAR KEYS. 567 00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:14,275 YOU'RE BLOCKING THE STALLION'S HATCHBACK. 568 00:28:22,356 --> 00:28:25,537 "OH, YES, YES, PHIL! 569 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,262 FILL ME WITH PHIL!" 570 00:28:27,949 --> 00:28:31,044 I NEVER SAID THAT. (chuckles) AND YOU MOVED THE BED. 571 00:28:31,429 --> 00:28:32,226 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 572 00:28:32,771 --> 00:28:34,579 SHUT UP. YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE TRYING TO HURT ME, 573 00:28:34,692 --> 00:28:37,178 THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO DO IT. WELL, THEN ENLIGHTEN ME. 574 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,371 HOW CAN I HIT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER? 575 00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:44,265 YOU CAN'T. 576 00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:47,073 OH, I HAVE TO, CARLOS. I NEED YOU TO GIVE UP ON US. 577 00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:50,041 WE'RE NOT GOOD FOR EACH OTHER, AND I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. 578 00:28:51,937 --> 00:28:52,639 BUT I CAN. 579 00:28:53,639 --> 00:28:55,069 YOU PROVED SOMETHING TONIGHT-- 580 00:28:56,064 --> 00:28:58,029 YOU HAD A RICH, GOOD-LOOKING GUY IN YOUR BED, 581 00:28:58,124 --> 00:28:59,162 AND YOU COULDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER. 582 00:29:00,714 --> 00:29:03,426 THAT MEANS YOU STILL CARE, AND AS LONG AS I KNOW THAT, 583 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,185 I CAN TAKE ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN DISH OUT. 584 00:29:10,352 --> 00:29:11,250 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED. 585 00:29:12,057 --> 00:29:13,265 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING? 586 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:15,897 SURE. 587 00:29:16,401 --> 00:29:18,136 BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME BREAKFAST IN BED OR NO DEAL. 588 00:29:21,487 --> 00:29:22,070 IT'S A DATE. 589 00:29:39,828 --> 00:29:40,453 SARAH? 590 00:29:41,093 --> 00:29:42,052 WHAT ARE YOU--OH! 591 00:29:43,764 --> 00:29:45,379 OH, JULIE! THANK GOD IT'S YOU. 592 00:29:45,516 --> 00:29:46,579 WE TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE THE COPS. 593 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:48,602 (grunts) OH, HEY, JULIE. 594 00:29:48,963 --> 00:29:50,307 WHAT ARE YOU, ON BUZZ KILL PATROL TONIGHT? 595 00:29:51,835 --> 00:29:53,475 THIS IS WHY YOU COULDN'T GO TO THE MOVIES WITH ME? 596 00:29:54,289 --> 00:29:56,241 WELL, SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T THAT INTO HIM. 597 00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:57,977 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE-- I'M NOT! 598 00:29:58,267 --> 00:30:00,114 I'M JUST-- I'M MAD THAT YOU BLEW ME OFF. 599 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:01,986 WELL, I WOULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND 600 00:30:02,129 --> 00:30:03,720 IF YOU WANTED TO BLOW ME OFF FOR A DATE. 601 00:30:05,249 --> 00:30:07,376 (scoffs) YOU CALL THIS A DATE-- GETTING MAULED IN A CAR? 602 00:30:07,895 --> 00:30:09,160 HEY, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 603 00:30:09,488 --> 00:30:10,864 I'M LOSING ALTITUDE HERE. 604 00:30:12,423 --> 00:30:13,974 UGH, YOU ARE DISGUSTING! 605 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:15,814 ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DATE. 606 00:30:20,462 --> 00:30:21,334 JULIE, THERE YOU ARE. 607 00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:23,606 I THINK I FOUND A WAY TO GET THROUGH TO MIKE. 608 00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:25,750 LET IT GO! HE'S NOT INTO YOU! 609 00:30:31,515 --> 00:30:33,476 GABY, RISE AND SHINE. 610 00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:35,380 I MADE YOU SOME WAFFLES. 611 00:30:41,083 --> 00:30:43,518 I GOT A SECOND WIND LAST NIGHT, SO I WENT TO A BAR. 612 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,932 THAT'S WHERE I MET JASON. 613 00:30:45,547 --> 00:30:48,081 WE SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT-- HOW DID YOU PUT IT? 614 00:30:48,961 --> 00:30:49,841 PULLING THE TRIGGER. 615 00:30:55,536 --> 00:30:57,392 SO DID I HURT YOU, OR SHOULD I KEEP TRYING? 616 00:31:06,877 --> 00:31:09,924 YOU KICKED ASS IN REHAB TODAY. 617 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,253 YEAH, I RAISED MY ARM OVER MY HEAD. 618 00:31:12,717 --> 00:31:14,013 SIGN ME UP FOR THE OLYMPICS. 619 00:31:14,197 --> 00:31:16,356 OH, BE PATIENT. IT TAKES TIME. 620 00:31:17,189 --> 00:31:18,312 MS. BRITT? HMM? 621 00:31:18,471 --> 00:31:19,940 PHONE CALL FOR YOU AT THE NURSES' STATION. 622 00:31:20,229 --> 00:31:21,343 FOR ME? HUH. 623 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:23,917 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 624 00:31:30,596 --> 00:31:31,483 THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR ME? 625 00:31:33,348 --> 00:31:34,907 SUSAN? WHAT ARE YOU-- 626 00:31:35,283 --> 00:31:37,067 SHH! I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE SOME FRESH AIR. 627 00:31:37,227 --> 00:31:38,074 HELLO? 628 00:31:39,059 --> 00:31:40,018 HELLO? IT'S EDIE. 629 00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:45,112 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHO'S HE? 630 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,665 OH, THIS IS HANK, AND HE HAS VERY KINDLY OFFERED 631 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,138 TO TAKE US ON A LITTLE FIELD TRIP TODAY... 632 00:31:49,753 --> 00:31:50,737 FOR 60 BUCKS AN HOUR. 633 00:31:51,742 --> 00:31:52,511 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 634 00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:55,092 UH, JUST A LITTLE JAUNT DOWN MEMORY LANE. 635 00:31:56,276 --> 00:31:57,724 OH, GOD, YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME TO THAT 636 00:31:57,876 --> 00:32:00,763 FISH AND DISCO PLACE, ARE YOU? (laughs) NO, NO. 637 00:32:00,908 --> 00:32:02,573 WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY IS A LITTLE MORE LOW-KEY. 638 00:32:02,692 --> 00:32:04,091 DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE TOTALLY SAFE. 639 00:32:04,995 --> 00:32:05,978 WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG. 640 00:32:09,984 --> 00:32:10,640 PUNCH IT! 641 00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:19,086 HELLO. LOOK, MRS. HODGE, 642 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,678 UH, I'VE ONLY SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER ONCE SINCE THE MOTEL. 643 00:32:22,118 --> 00:32:23,156 SHE TOLD ME THAT YOU BACKED OFF. 644 00:32:23,516 --> 00:32:25,077 OH, MR. FALADI, I'M NOT HERE TO THREATEN YOU. 645 00:32:25,717 --> 00:32:28,844 I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU MY BLESSING. YOUR BLESSING? 646 00:32:29,236 --> 00:32:30,443 YES, DANIELLE MADE IT QUITE CLEAR 647 00:32:30,924 --> 00:32:32,715 THAT I'M POWERLESS TO STOP THIS RELATIONSHIP, 648 00:32:32,836 --> 00:32:35,139 AND SINCE SHE ASSURES ME THAT YOU LOVE HER-- 649 00:32:35,699 --> 00:32:37,187 YOU DO LOVE HER, DON'T YOU? 650 00:32:37,596 --> 00:32:39,043 UH, YES, OF COURSE. 651 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,180 GOOD. THEN WE'RE ALL SET. 652 00:32:44,117 --> 00:32:45,187 HERE ARE SOME OF HER CLOTHES. 653 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:48,082 I'LL BRING HER CDs AND HER STUFFED ANIMALS OVER TOMORROW. 654 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:52,442 YOU WANT HER TO STAY HERE? THIS PLACE IS KIND OF SMALL. 655 00:32:53,018 --> 00:32:54,858 WELL, THAT HOTEL ROOM WAS SMALL, 656 00:32:55,017 --> 00:32:56,697 AND YOU SEEMED HAPPY ENOUGH TRE. 657 00:32:57,185 --> 00:32:58,577 OH, AND I TRUST YOU TO BE DISCREET. 658 00:32:58,904 --> 00:33:00,880 YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR WIFE FIND OUT ABOUT THIS 659 00:33:01,024 --> 00:33:02,400 AND USE IT AGAINST YOU IN YOUR DIVORCE. 660 00:33:03,352 --> 00:33:05,473 WHOA, WHOA, MRS. HODGE? 661 00:33:06,912 --> 00:33:08,519 THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE BIT COMPLICATED. 662 00:33:09,526 --> 00:33:10,968 COULD YOU PLEASE TELL DANIELLE 663 00:33:11,144 --> 00:33:13,015 THAT THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK OUT AND THAT WE-- 664 00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:15,351 MR. FALADI, IF YOU WANT TO BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART, 665 00:33:15,566 --> 00:33:17,863 I CAN'T STOP YOU, BUT I WILL NOT BE AN ACCOMPLICE. 666 00:33:18,646 --> 00:33:19,453 YOU'LL TELL HER YOURSELF. 667 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,510 RIGHT. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BLAMING ME, 668 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:25,285 'CAUSE IF YOU SO MUCH AS MENTION THAT WE SPOKE, 669 00:33:26,389 --> 00:33:27,116 I'LL PHONE THE POLICE. 670 00:33:29,045 --> 00:33:30,452 FINE, I WILL LEAVE YOU OUT OF IT. 671 00:33:34,428 --> 00:33:36,584 OH, AND ONE MORE THING... YES? 672 00:33:37,326 --> 00:33:39,334 DANIELLE IS APPLYING TO COLLEGES. 673 00:33:39,933 --> 00:33:43,069 I DO HOPE SHE CAN COUNT ON YOU FOR A GLOWING RECOMMENDATION. 674 00:33:44,686 --> 00:33:45,229 SURE. 675 00:33:50,354 --> 00:33:51,756 AND WHEN I LOCKEMYSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE, 676 00:33:52,013 --> 00:33:54,739 THAT'S WHERE THE BUSH WAS THAT YOU FOUND ME IN... NAKED. 677 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,115 SURELY YOU REMEMBER THAT. 678 00:33:57,123 --> 00:33:57,578 NOPE. 679 00:33:58,874 --> 00:33:59,675 OUCH, THAT HURTS. 680 00:34:00,203 --> 00:34:02,082 UM, OKAY, REMEMBER THIS SPOT? 681 00:34:03,498 --> 00:34:04,944 THIS IS WHERE WE SAT IN YOUR TRUCK 682 00:34:05,105 --> 00:34:06,058 AND HAD OUR FIRST KISS. 683 00:34:07,724 --> 00:34:09,476 WERE YOU NAKED THEN, TOO? 684 00:34:11,576 --> 00:34:13,381 (sighs) MIKE, WHY ARE YOU BEING THIS WAY? 685 00:34:13,997 --> 00:34:15,374 BECAUSE THIS IS POINTLESS. 686 00:34:16,437 --> 00:34:17,165 I... I'M SORRY. 687 00:34:17,366 --> 00:34:19,932 I CAN'T--I DON'T REMEMBER BEING WITH YOU. 688 00:34:20,509 --> 00:34:23,181 OKAY, I KNOW IT'S HARD, BUT YOU GOTTA MAKE AN EFFORT, 689 00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:24,860 AND, YOU KNOW, IF YOUR HEAD IS A LITTLE FOGGY, 690 00:34:24,971 --> 00:34:25,723 THEN DON'T LOOK THERE. 691 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:29,635 LOOK IN YOUR HEART, BECAUSE I'M IN THERE, 692 00:34:30,723 --> 00:34:31,699 JUST LIKE YOU'RE INSIDE MINE. 693 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:38,306 OKAY, UM, THIS IS MARY ACE'S HOUSE, 694 00:34:38,688 --> 00:34:40,561 AND THIS IS WHERE WE FIRST MET. 695 00:34:40,754 --> 00:34:43,145 I WAS SETTING OUT MY MACARONI AND CHEESE, 696 00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:45,096 AND YOU WE INVITED-- OH! OW! (grunts) 697 00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:47,417 I'M GOOD. 698 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,320 FINALLY, A SMILE. 699 00:34:50,703 --> 00:34:51,864 YOU DO THAT A LOT, DON'T YOU? 700 00:34:52,015 --> 00:34:54,111 WELL, YEAH, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE A SPILL OR TWO, 701 00:34:54,297 --> 00:34:56,132 BUT, YOU KNOW, MY DOCTOR SAYS IT'S AN INNER EAR... 702 00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:59,400 WAIT, YOU REMEMBER THAT? 703 00:35:00,292 --> 00:35:01,563 YEAH, I THINK I... DO. 704 00:35:02,379 --> 00:35:04,491 YES! THAT'S PROGRESS! SEE? 705 00:35:04,714 --> 00:35:07,742 OH, IT'S ALL GONNA COME BACK. WE'RE GONNA BE US AGAIN! 706 00:35:09,428 --> 00:35:11,654 BUT... WHAT ABOUT THE BRITISH GUY? 707 00:35:16,421 --> 00:35:16,900 MIKE... 708 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:19,378 I DON'T KNOW WHAT EDIE'S BEENELLING YOU, 709 00:35:19,525 --> 00:35:21,318 BUT IAN AND I-- WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 710 00:35:22,636 --> 00:35:23,429 JUST FRIENDS? 711 00:35:24,483 --> 00:35:25,020 YEAH... 712 00:35:26,283 --> 00:35:26,908 NOW. 713 00:35:31,939 --> 00:35:33,139 LOOK, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND. 714 00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:35,731 THE DOCTORS WERE TELLING ME 715 00:35:36,081 --> 00:35:37,659 THAT YOU WOULD PROBABLY NEVER WAKE UP, 716 00:35:38,994 --> 00:35:40,777 AND I JUST NEEDED SOMEBODY TO TALK TO. 717 00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:45,445 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN THE COUNTRY--TALKING? 718 00:35:50,475 --> 00:35:51,284 (nurse) MR. DELFINO? 719 00:35:51,788 --> 00:35:52,332 ARE YOU OKAY? 720 00:35:55,692 --> 00:35:56,242 I'M FINE. 721 00:35:56,643 --> 00:35:58,937 YOU CAN'T JUST DISCHARGE A PATIENT WITHOUT PERMISSION! 722 00:35:59,106 --> 00:36:01,146 OH, BUT YOU--I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP HIM REMEMBER. 723 00:36:01,257 --> 00:36:03,521 TELL HER, MIKE. WE WERE-- WE WERE MAKING PROGRESS. 724 00:36:05,753 --> 00:36:07,001 TAKE ME BACK TO THE HOSPITAL. 725 00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:14,642 OH, UH... 726 00:36:14,743 --> 00:36:15,367 MIKE! 727 00:36:15,918 --> 00:36:18,054 WELL, AT THE RISK OF STATING THE OBVIOUS, 728 00:36:18,726 --> 00:36:21,169 IT'S OVER. HE'S MINE NOW. 729 00:36:21,717 --> 00:36:24,165 NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, THIS--THIS IS NOT HOW THIS ENDS. 730 00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:26,750 NO, EVIL DOES NOT TRIUMPH OVER GOOD. 731 00:36:26,933 --> 00:36:28,007 THAT'S HOW YOU SEE ME? 732 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,855 DAMN STRAIGHT! YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT, YOU SCHEME! 733 00:36:31,079 --> 00:36:32,979 YOU RUIN PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS! 734 00:36:33,187 --> 00:36:34,932 I MEAN, HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? 735 00:36:35,564 --> 00:36:37,628 SOON WITH MIKE ON TOP OF ME, 736 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,890 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 737 00:36:40,544 --> 00:36:41,595 SEE? EVIL! 738 00:36:42,011 --> 00:36:42,779 EVIL! 739 00:36:43,122 --> 00:36:44,485 HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU 740 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,873 THAT MBE MIKE AND I ARE MEANT TO END UP TOGETHER? 741 00:36:50,025 --> 00:36:50,365 NO! 742 00:36:50,933 --> 00:36:53,444 YOU--YOU--MIKE? YOU DON'T EVEN WANT HIM! 743 00:36:53,555 --> 00:36:55,145 YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO HURT ME. 744 00:36:56,616 --> 00:36:59,729 WOW. HOW SELF-ABSORBED CAN YOU BE? 745 00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:02,816 I HAVE HAD A THING FOR MIKE SINCE THE DAY HE MOVED IN HERE, 746 00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:04,063 AND I EVEN BACKED OFF 747 00:37:04,204 --> 00:37:05,863 WHEN HE FELL FOR YOUR LITTLE MISS ADORABLE ACT. 748 00:37:06,342 --> 00:37:07,925 BUT HE'S OVER THAT. IT'S MY TURN NOW, 749 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:11,590 AND I WILL BE BETTER FOR HIM THAN YOU EVER WERE. 750 00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:12,612 AND IF YOU DO GET HURT, 751 00:37:12,838 --> 00:37:14,893 WELL... (chuckles) THAT'S JUST GRAVY. 752 00:37:18,693 --> 00:37:22,077 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE THAT WAS A LITTLE EVIL. 753 00:37:37,251 --> 00:37:38,032 FINALLY. 754 00:37:38,170 --> 00:37:39,026 SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. 755 00:37:39,585 --> 00:37:41,090 THAT LAST DIGIT WAS BARELY LEGIBLE. 756 00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:43,340 I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO DO THE HONORS. 757 00:37:57,421 --> 00:37:58,942 (Mike) You've reached Mike Delfino Plumbing. 758 00:37:59,357 --> 00:38:00,660 Please leave a message after the beep. 759 00:38:01,508 --> 00:38:02,457 (beep) 760 00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:17,061 WHOA, A D-MINUS. THAT BLOWS. YEAH, IT DOES, 761 00:38:17,749 --> 00:38:19,358 ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S NOT THE ONE WE DID TOGETHER. 762 00:38:19,845 --> 00:38:21,209 YOU E-MAILED ME THE WRONG PAPER. 763 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:23,736 YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ IT BEFORE YOU TURNED IT IN? 764 00:38:23,897 --> 00:38:24,935 I DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO! 765 00:38:25,135 --> 00:38:27,399 THE ONE YOU WROTE THAT NIGHT WAS GREAT. WELL, AFTER YOU LEFT, 766 00:38:27,502 --> 00:38:29,038 I DECIDED I REALLY SHOULD PUT IT IN YOUR WORDS. 767 00:38:32,759 --> 00:38:34,750 IS THIS SOME WEIRD CHICK THING YOU DID 'CAUSE YOU'RE INTO ME? 768 00:38:35,628 --> 00:38:36,316 OH, PLEASE. 769 00:38:37,893 --> 00:38:38,948 NO, NO. NO, IT IS. 770 00:38:39,149 --> 00:38:40,628 YOU'RE, UH, PISSED 'CAUSE I HOOKED UP WITH YOUR FRIEND. 771 00:38:40,893 --> 00:38:42,901 NO, I'M PISSED BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME SOME SOB STORY 772 00:38:43,036 --> 00:38:43,940 SO I'D WRITE YOUR PAPER FOR U. 773 00:38:45,052 --> 00:38:46,100 NOW YOU OWE ME 15 BUCKS. 774 00:38:47,804 --> 00:38:50,371 YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE. 775 00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:54,266 OH, AND, UH, I DID LEARN SOMETHING. 776 00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:57,169 IAGO BETRAYED OTHELLO BECAUSE HE WAS JEALOUS. 777 00:39:07,072 --> 00:39:08,608 OH, DANIELLE, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE WITH MR. FALADI TONIGHT. 778 00:39:09,537 --> 00:39:11,007 OH, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW HE DUMPED ME. 779 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,775 HE DUMPED YOU? SAID IT WAS GETTING TOO MESSY, 780 00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:15,358 THAT I WAS GONNA COMPLICATE HIS DIVORCE. 781 00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:18,771 DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE SORRY. 782 00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:20,263 I DON'T PLAN TO. 783 00:39:20,982 --> 00:39:23,262 WELL, I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MAKE HISTORY CLASS TOO AWKWARD. 784 00:39:23,757 --> 00:39:25,093 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 785 00:39:25,399 --> 00:39:26,957 I WENT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND GOT HIS ASS FIRED, 786 00:39:27,478 --> 00:39:29,541 AND THEN WHEN HE CALLED TO YELL AT ME FOR SQUEALING ON HIM, 787 00:39:29,710 --> 00:39:32,796 I RECORDED THE CALL AND SENT A TAPE OF IT TO HIS WIFE. 788 00:39:33,436 --> 00:39:35,964 THANKS TO ME, HE'LL BE GETTING NOTHING IN THIS DIVORCE. 789 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,220 WELL, I MUST SAY THAT WAS RATHER UNDERHANDED. 790 00:39:42,812 --> 00:39:45,396 YES. I WONDER WHERE SHE GETS IT. 791 00:39:49,796 --> 00:39:50,570 (Kayla) BYE, DADDY. 792 00:39:50,915 --> 00:39:52,705 BYE,HIPMUNK. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT FRIDAY, OKAY? 793 00:39:53,899 --> 00:39:55,843 KAYLA SAID THAT YOU'RE OPENING A PIZZA PLACE. 794 00:39:57,138 --> 00:39:59,978 WELL, MAYBE. I MEAN, IT'S NOT A DONE DEAL YET. 795 00:40:00,626 --> 00:40:01,026 AH... 796 00:40:02,306 --> 00:40:04,041 LYNETTE PUT THE KIBOSH ON IT, HUH? 797 00:40:05,297 --> 00:40:06,690 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? (chuckles) 798 00:40:07,089 --> 00:40:07,792 WELL, YOU KNOW... 799 00:40:08,937 --> 00:40:09,535 LYNETTE. 800 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,481 WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT. 801 00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:14,616 I MEAN, THERE'S A BUNCH OF DUMB SCHMUCKS OUT THERE 802 00:40:14,751 --> 00:40:17,414 TRYING TO OPEN A RESTAURANT, SO... YOU KNOW, TOM, I'VE TASTED YOUR PIZZA, 803 00:40:18,543 --> 00:40:20,271 AND I HAVE TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU. 804 00:40:21,902 --> 00:40:24,326 IT WAS LIKE I DIED AND WENT TO ITALY. 805 00:40:26,766 --> 00:40:27,284 REALLY? 806 00:40:27,736 --> 00:40:30,148 OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE BORN TO DO THIS, 807 00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:32,253 AND I JUST HATE TO SEE YOU GIVE IT UP, BECAUSE, WELL... 808 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,052 MAN, THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 809 00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:39,004 BUT LYNETTE DOES... 810 00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:42,891 BULLY YOU SOMETIMES. 811 00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:45,290 WELL, SHE DOESN'T MEAN TO. 812 00:40:45,458 --> 00:40:47,267 THEN DON'T LET HER! YOU GO TO THE MAT ON THIS ONE. 813 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:50,903 SHE WILL RESPECT YOU A LOT MORE IF YOU GROW A PAIR. 814 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,791 I'M NOT TRYING TO INSULT YOU. 815 00:40:55,684 --> 00:40:57,838 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT... 816 00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,586 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF, 817 00:41:04,547 --> 00:41:06,244 AND I BELIEVE IN YOU. 818 00:41:08,731 --> 00:41:10,602 I REALLY NEEDED TO HEAR THAT. (chuckles) 819 00:41:14,011 --> 00:41:15,145 THANKS. 820 00:41:22,827 --> 00:41:23,859 SABOTAGE-- 821 00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:26,304 EVERYONE IS CAPABLE OF IT, 822 00:41:26,953 --> 00:41:30,392 BUT SOME GO ABOUT IT MORE RUTHLESSLY THAN OTHERS... 823 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,071 LIKE THE ONES WHO CRAVE VENGEANCE... 824 00:41:38,214 --> 00:41:41,181 OR THE ONES WHO HUNGER FOR LOVE...