1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,796 Previously on "Desperate Housewives" 2 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:07,257 until the adoption is legally finalized, 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,594 the birth mother can still change her mind, and she has. 4 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,179 Warrants were issued... 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,096 I'm going to fire tom. 6 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:16,558 If you just fire him,he'll sue you, and I'll back him up.You need cause. 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,227 Well,I guess i'll have to find cause. 8 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,561 Decisions were made... 9 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,647 I'm going to do something so awful. 10 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:24,149 it is going to rock her world. 11 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,734 Threats were spoken... 12 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,611 so what the hell are we gonna do? 13 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,738 And plans... 14 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:31,615 phenobarbital? 15 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,368 It's time to give your bther the peace he deserves. 16 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,703 ...Were put into action. 17 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:42,376 the most successful private investigator in fairview 18 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,420 was a man named oliver weston. 19 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,922 Try though he might, 20 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:51,510 oliver couldn't remember the exact moment he stopped believing in love. 21 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:56,598 Was it the night he caught an executive cheating with his secretary? 22 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:01,895 or was it the day he saw a housewife cheating with her delivery boy? 23 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,984 or was it the time he caught the girl next door 24 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:10,946 cheating with the couple who lived across the street? 25 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:12,990 whenever the moment, 26 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,410 oliver weston was now officially a cynic 27 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:20,581 who only believed in betrayal and suspicion. 28 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:24,251 Luckily for oliver, that's what paid his bills. 29 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,503 okay,you forgot fighting. 30 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,505 What are you doing? 31 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:32,843 Oh. Sorry,man. Are these your bushes? 32 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,512 I'll clean that all up when I'm done. It'll be like i was not here. 33 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,223 -You're done now. -Whoa,easy,big fella. 34 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,559 I'm just a P.I. Doing a domestic surveillance job. 35 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,186 For who? 36 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,354 The blonde ly at the end of the street. 37 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:47,149 -Edie britt? -Yeah. That's her fianc? 38 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,902 Apparently,he dumped her for another woman, 39 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,862 and I just figured out who. 40 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,238 San? 41 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,491 there's nothing going on there. They used to be married. 42 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,452 She's only talking to him because they have a kid together. 43 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,495 From what I heard,they're on their way to kid number two. 44 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,039 Well,you don't know what you're talking about. 45 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,916 Yeah,and you don't know these soccer moms like I do. 46 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:06,210 By day,they bake cookie and carpool. 47 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:10,172 But dim the lights and bam-- they turn into total pigs. 48 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,592 -she's not like that. -Oh,please. Look at her. 49 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:17,304 That woman clearly knows her way around a mattress. 50 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:24,561 Yes,oliver weston had become a cynic, 51 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:30,108 which is why he cldn't recognize a man who was still in love. 52 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:35,447 proudly presents Desperate Housewives 53 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:42,120 Every family has a way of hiding what it doesn't want seen... 54 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,376 whether it's with a picture that covers a stain on the wall... 55 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:53,382 orith a closet door that conceals the chaos inside... 56 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:59,888 or with artificial smiles that mask years of pain and heartache, 57 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:05,519 every family goes to great lengths to hide ugly truths. 58 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:09,773 Some,of course, go further than others. 59 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,449 So are you gonna do this tonight? 60 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,744 No,the ice cream is for tomorrow. 61 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,999 I'm taking caleb on a picnic to rockwater lake. 62 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,668 I'm preparing all of his favorite foods. 63 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,462 So when you're done, you're just gonna... 64 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,299 leave him lying there? 65 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,969 No. 66 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,433 I'll call 9-1-1 anonymously, 67 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:48,478 but I will be watching from a distance to make sure 68 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:52,107 that... that they pick up his body. 69 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,361 You know,mom, you don't have to do this. 70 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,280 I won't let him hurt another girl, 71 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:03,869 and I will not turn him over to people who will mock and abuse him.I just won'T. 72 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:14,505 His last day on this earth is going to be a perfect one. 73 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,471 oh,no,thanks,xiao-mei. 74 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,891 The poor thing. She was so attached to lily. 75 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,434 Where'd all this food come from? 76 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,895 The people from carlos' church. 77 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,648 So you think you and carlos will try for another adoption? 78 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:35,275 I don't think I could go through that pain again. 79 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:39,696 I did freeze some of my eggs,so we might do the surrogacy thing,but I don't know. 80 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,698 Honey,you've got to eat something. 81 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,450 I don't have an appetite. 82 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,161 In fact,this is all gonna go to waste. You guys should take something. 83 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,206 -No,no,you should keep it. -I'll take a couple. 84 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,627 What? 85 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:57,548 Karl dumped me,so I'm alone. Food fills the void. 86 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:05,013 xiao-mei,I appreciate your grief,but,really,you're bringing everybody down.Will you pull it together? 87 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,099 Mrs. Solis... 88 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,146 I don't understand. It's from the government. 89 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,523 Let me see. 90 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,609 Gaby, she's being deported. 91 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,612 Xiao-mei,is this the first letter like this you've received? 92 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,454 oh,my... this can't be happening. 93 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,623 I can't go home! 94 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,709 My unclewill sell me again. 95 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,295 Oh,no,no,xiao-mei, you're not going anywhere. 96 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,338 Hey,you're much too iortant to carlos and me. 97 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,507 We're gonna fight this and we're gonna win. 98 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,926 Gaby,you can't promise her that. 99 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:48,265 Bree,you heard what she said.I can't let this poor kid go back to china and become someone's slave. 100 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,392 Thank you. 101 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,479 All right. Look,my friends wanna take some of this to go, 102 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,441 so pack it up,and we're a little low on coffee. 103 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,491 you're actually gonna let me eat this? 104 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:10,287 Well,you've been working so hard, off on business trips all the time. 105 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:14,291 Tonight,we throw caution and cholesterol to the wind. 106 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,919 you deserve a little comfort food. 107 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,172 Oh,no,you're pregnant. 108 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,425 God,your mind goes to dark places. 109 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:27,012 Honey,you just served me a plate of full-fat gouda. 110 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,472 What's up? 111 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:30,891 Okay,well... 112 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:35,354 remember I was helping ed spark up his love life? 113 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:37,731 Yeah,you sent his wife those sexy I.M.S. Why? 114 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:42,736 Well,fran found out that ed didn't send them, and she blew her top. 115 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,531 She wants the responsible party fired, 116 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:48,492 and ed lied and told her... 117 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,411 that you sent them. 118 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,330 But--but it wasn't me. It was you. 119 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,748 I know. 120 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,292 Oh,oh,but ed couldn't possibly lose you. 121 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,045 No,no,no, I'm the expendable one. 122 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:04,091 Look,I know it's ridiculous, but ed is not a rational person. 123 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:09,263 Fran has him whipped,and a whipped husband is someone we must take very seriously. 124 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,683 Okay. 125 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,895 -How do we handle this? -You're under contract. 126 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,898 Ed can't fire you unless he has just cause. 127 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:23,610 So until this blows over, you have to be a model employee. 128 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,613 Show up on time, no more 3-martini lunches, 129 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,992 d above all, have ready all your presentations. 130 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,828 I can't believe i'm being victimized like this. 131 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,872 Well,honey, in all fairness... 132 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,916 those are all things you should be doing anyway. 133 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,085 Fine! 134 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:53,390 Andrew,I am having peter over for dinner tomorrow night, 135 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,476 and I was wondering if you would like to invite justin? 136 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,105 Yeah. Um,thanks. I'll--I'll call him tonight. 137 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:03,650 Since you two are having your boyfriends over, can I invite matthew? 138 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,236 -Out of the question. -So let me get this straight-- 139 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:11,200 you can date a lush,and he can bring over his gay lover,but god forbid i date a hot black guy. 140 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,369 Until they lock caleb up, I don't want you anywhere near that family. 141 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:18,999 His brother tried to rape you,and his mother keeps the guy locked up in a basement. 142 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,169 I mean,let's face it,danielle, even you could do better. 143 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,630 Since when do you take mom's side over mine? 144 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:28,091 Your brother and I had a talk, and we've come to a détente of sorts. 145 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,136 Really? Even after she screwed you out of your trust fund? 146 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:34,306 Well,he did falsely accuse me of child abuse. 147 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,975 I would say we're even. Wouldn't you,andrew? 148 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,645 Sure,mom. We're even. 149 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,944 you can stop smiling now. I know your face is tired. 150 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:49,321 -What? -I'm not stupid. 151 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,406 I know you hate her now as much as ever. 152 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:54,743 Mom and I are in a good place right now. Why can't you believe that? 153 00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,541 Hi. I got your message. What's up? 154 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,292 Come on in. 155 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,420 This is oliver weston. 156 00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:07,840 He's a P.I. Edie hired. 157 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,217 Edie hired A... P.I.? 158 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,636 Yeah. He's been spying on you and karl. 159 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,929 How you doing? 160 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,681 He thinks you two have been having an affair. 161 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,558 Me and karl? 162 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,519 Why would you think that? 163 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,648 come on,suze. You know we're meant to be together. 164 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,775 karl,just stop. 165 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:31,864 Well... that is karl being nostalgic. 166 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:36,159 you said yourself, the sex last week was the best you ever had. 167 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,204 okay,um... 168 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:43,292 first of all, it was not the best sex I ever had. 169 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,377 I just said that to make him feel better. 170 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,046 obviously,you were the best sex I ever had. 171 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,215 That explains the punch in the face. 172 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:53,343 -I'm gonna hit you again if you don't shut up. -I know that this looks bad-- 173 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,471 you were actually fooling around with karl behind edie's back. 174 00:09:56,471 --> 00:10:00,434 No,no,no!No,karl lied to me. He told me that he and edie had split up before-- 175 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,144 you know what? I don't even care. 176 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,729 -Mike... -are we done here? 177 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,814 yeah. 178 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,734 Good night,susan. 179 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,405 hey! Hey,you, wait,wait,wait. Um... 180 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,950 okay,you cannot tell edie about this. 181 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,077 Whatever she's paying you, I'll pay you double. 182 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,622 She paid a 2-grand retainer plus expenses. 183 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,415 $2,000? 184 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,502 Jeez! I gotta get into real estate. 185 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:29,171 Okay,I don't have that kind of cash. 186 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:32,216 Well,then,I guess i take the tape to miss britt. 187 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,304 I have a copy! 188 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,648 okay, let's try this another way. 189 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:51,401 You are about to unleash a nuclear explosion. 190 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,488 Lives are going to be ruined. 191 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:58,200 I'll tell you what.I'll hold off till monday to report to ms. Britt. 192 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,411 That'll give you some time to scrape together a little cash. 193 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,455 What if I can't? 194 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:20,013 I'm sorry,but xiao-mei missed all of her appeal deadlines. 195 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,267 So tt's it? You're just gonna send her back to china? 196 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,018 My hands are tied. 197 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,729 If your maid were married to an american citizen, 198 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,899 or had a child who was an american citizen, 199 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,110 or if she were a well-known entertainer... 200 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,990 what if she was pregnant with an american citizen? 201 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,705 Uh,xiao-mei? 202 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,333 we spoke to homeland security, 203 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,918 and we have good news! 204 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,795 I can stay? 205 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:53,922 Oh! thank you! 206 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,716 -Oh! Okay. -Thank you! 207 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,511 Uh... well, there's just one little thing... 208 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,182 the immigration laws have gotten really tough in this country, 209 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:05,517 so we're a little behind the eight ball going in. 210 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,979 But we pled your case, and we fought tooth and nail, 211 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,732 and the law says you can stay... 212 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,234 but only if you have our baby. 213 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,861 what? 214 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:21,074 The agent said that if you were... pregnant with an american citizen, 215 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,160 then they couldn't deport you. 216 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:27,998 So we thought,you need a baby in your belly, we need a surrogate... 217 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,584 win-win-win. 218 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,587 "sur-ro-gate"? 219 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,298 Oh,well, it would be our baby. 220 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:39,718 It would just be growing inside of you. 221 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,637 I... 222 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,972 okay,uh... well... 223 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,016 Okay,it's like this... 224 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,603 the three of us are making your famous szechuan dumplings, 225 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,272 and I'm the dough, 226 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,317 and carlos is the pork, 227 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,861 and you're the oven. 228 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,617 -I have baby?! -Okay,we take care of everything. 229 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:08,705 You know,uh,hospital bills and maternity clothes and lamaze classes. 230 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,375 And,of course,you wouldn't have to do any work. 231 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,546 well,uh,maybe just a little light dusting. Nothing major. 232 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,258 -No! -No,xiao-mei,you don't have a choice. 233 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,802 It's either this or go back to china. 234 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,429 No to baby! No! 235 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:33,063 had to push the dusting, didn't you? 236 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,860 peter,I don't think i'm being unreasonable here. 237 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,946 It's not like I'gonna advertise my addiction history, 238 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,616 but if your kids ask a direct question, I'm not gonna lie to them. 239 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,954 Right! Uh-huh. Good point. 240 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,917 listen,I don't expect you to lie about the alcoholism. 241 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:57,421 I mean,they know that's how we met. It's just...you know,the other thing. 242 00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:00,174 Oh! The other thing. 243 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:04,011 They're just getting to know you,and so I want them to focus on your good qualities. 244 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:08,473 I just don't know how they'll react if they find out that you're a sex addict. 245 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,979 What are you so happy about? 246 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:17,816 You know how you were mad at mom about not letting matthew come to dinner? 247 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,193 Yeah? 248 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,988 I just figured out the funniest way for you to get back at her. 249 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,950 Okay,what's on the schedule for today? 250 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,536 I have got the boston toy presentation ready to go. 251 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,707 Actually,I don't have time for a full pitch, so just give me the gist. 252 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:39,505 -Excuse me? -You know,boil it down.Give me one line. 253 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:45,260 Okay,basically, it's "toys are fun." 254 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,220 I hate it. 255 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,805 How can you hate it? I only gave you three words. 256 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:53,018 It's three words I hate.Okay, I'm gonna take over the ston toy company account. 257 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,062 -No,you cannot take over-- -in the meantime, 258 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,189 you should all be aware i don't like the way 259 00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:00,108 you people have been filing your expense reports. 260 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:04,112 There's been a lot of padding meanwhile, this company is hemorrhaging money. 261 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,406 I'm gonna put a stop to it, 262 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,326 so I have hired a forensic accountant. 263 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,537 He's gonna go through them, make sure everything's kosher. 264 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:15,249 And I find one receipt, one bar tab that's fishy, 265 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:18,669 it's grounds for dismissal. 266 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,213 Oh,scavo? 267 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,423 He's gonna start with you. 268 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:28,178 I can't believe that son of a bitch hired a forensic accountant. 269 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,430 He's more whipped than I thought. 270 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,642 Well,he's tragically underestimated us. The gloves are coming off. 271 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,978 You know, maybe I should just quit. 272 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,356 What? Yesterday you were up in arms. Now you're ready to cave? 273 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,901 If ed is determined to get me,sooner or later, he's gonna get me.It's just a matter of time. 274 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,654 No,no! We are not backing down. 275 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,364 I'm gonna walk over to ed's office right now, 276 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,576 and I'm gonna make very clear that if you're out the door,I'm right behind ya. 277 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,619 We can't both be unemployed. 278 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,790 Oh,it'll never happen.He knows this place will go down like a house of cards without me. 279 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,085 -Honey,wait. Just wait! -What,what? 280 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,422 I'm not gonna hide behind my wife's skirt. 281 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,632 We're a team. I'm just lending support. 282 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,177 That's not the way it's gonna look to everybody else out there. 283 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:12,055 Look,let me talk to him, man to man. 284 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,434 If my way doesn't work, then we'll do it your way. 285 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,354 Okay,go get him. 286 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,677 oh,my god! Oh,my god! 287 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,888 Tom,what happened? 288 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,933 I think i gave him just cause. 289 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,862 Susan knew she couldn't afford to keep the P.I. 290 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,740 From revealing her affair with karl, 291 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,202 and since edie would learn the truth anyway, 292 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:19,122 susan felt it would be better if it came from her... 293 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:24,753 which is how she came to write a letter begging edie for forgiveness. 294 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:29,591 Her words were so sincere and heartfelt, from the moment she mailed it, 295 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,426 susan knew... 296 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,347 she was a dead woman. 297 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,396 You know,caleb... 298 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,774 since the day you were born, 299 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:49,027 I've always thought of you as a blessing. 300 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,072 You do know that,right? 301 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,242 I guess. 302 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,330 How come matty's not here? 303 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,667 Because this is our special day, 304 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,211 just you and me. 305 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,090 Is he mad at me? 'Cause of danielle? 306 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:14,261 No. He knows that you didn't mean to scare her. 307 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,222 'Cause he said it was okay for me to kiss her. 308 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,601 What did you say? 309 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:25,272 He said danielle liked me and that she wouldn't fight me if I gave her a kiss. 310 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,859 Ur brother told you that? 311 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:33,739 Matty said that she was waiting for me and that she wanted a really big kiss. 312 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,413 What else did your brother tell you? 313 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,751 Xiao-mei? 314 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,547 I made you some hot cocoa. 315 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,844 I guess the baby thing didn't really appeal to you,huh? 316 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:01,099 I know it's a lot to ask,it's just, carlos and i think of you as family. 317 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,852 Don't you think of us as family? 318 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,896 Oh,yes! 319 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:09,483 You are like mother to me. 320 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:15,989 Well,if we are so friggin' close, what's the big deal? 321 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,200 It's nine months out of your life. 322 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,744 I will be ruined. 323 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,871 "Ruined"? 324 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,667 Down there. 325 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,128 Wait. 326 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,130 Are you a virgin? 327 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:38,262 If I have baby, I will be shamed. 328 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:43,350 are you kidding? No one cares about virginity in this country. 329 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,271 It went out of style in the '50s,and trust me, honey,it ain't making a comeback. 330 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,733 seriously,no one cares. 331 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:56,280 Husband would care. No man want me if I ruined. 332 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,908 I want husband so much. 333 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,496 Well,what kind of husband do you want? 334 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,957 Do you want a rich husband? 335 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,835 Well,then,rich men don't marry virgins for the same reasons 336 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,546 they don't hire chauffeurs who can't drive-- 337 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,257 they value experience. 338 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,384 Really? 339 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,887 Would I lie to family? 340 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,268 Here are the numbers you wanted. 341 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,228 Lynette,wait. 342 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,272 Have you heard from tom? 343 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,317 He's not answering his cell phone. But you don't have to worry,okay? 344 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,694 You got what you wanted. He's out of the building. 345 00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:38,447 Come in here and close the door. 346 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,782 You sure? I might punch you,too. 347 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,118 I'll take my chances. 348 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:47,831 If this is where you want me to apologize for my husband, 349 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,500 I'm not gonna do it. 350 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,710 Maybe he shouldn't have hit you, but you provoked him. 351 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,670 -Now wait a minute-- -no! I'm sorry, 352 00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:57,716 tom gets punished beuse you can't deal with your screwed-up marriage. 353 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,551 It is pathetic,ed. 354 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,554 If you had stood up to your wife in the first place,none of this--what? 355 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,889 I love it. 356 00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:07,059 You're giving me crap about my marriage. 357 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,436 You know what? Here! 358 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,565 Oh,the forensic accountant found some interesting stuff in tom's expense reports. 359 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,651 Yeah,it seems on his last three trips east, 360 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:19,613 he cashed in his first-class ticket and took a detour to atlantic city. 361 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:22,074 -What? That can't be right. -Well,it's all there-- 362 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,701 hotels,bar tabs. 363 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:28,997 Oh,and on this page... two tickets to a show. 364 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,544 And flowers. 365 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:40,384 That doesn't make any sense.There's gotta be some kind of an explanation for this. 366 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:43,804 Before you pass judgment on someone else's marriage, 367 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,432 I'd clean up my own house first. 368 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:56,525 Sorry,I don't know what's taking danielle so long to get dressed. 369 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:59,903 Just give her a break,mom.I'm sure she's just trying to look nice for ourompany. 370 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:03,615 Well,I hope she doesn't get too dressed up. I like people to be comfortable. 371 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,285 Oh,I'm comfortable. 372 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,663 Honey,what are you wearing? 373 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,999 You got me this for christmas. Don't you remember? 374 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,585 Yes,I just--I'm worried you might be a little cold. 375 00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:17,004 Ohi think it's plenty warm in here. 376 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,381 Don't you,mr. Mcmillan? 377 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,843 sure. 378 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:29,349 Well,uh,we should probably start eating. We don't want our frittatas to get cold. 379 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:33,437 Right. Good. Um,sorry. Everybody,dig in. 380 00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:40,027 Does anybody else think this salsa's a little too spicy? 381 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:44,823 I always say,he hotter,the better." 382 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,830 So,mr. Mcmillan, I hear you went to perkins college. 383 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,625 I'm thinking about going there after I graduate. 384 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,211 Uh,perkins,huh? 385 00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:02,174 I was there.Yeah,I made it to every party, and I went to classes in my spare time. 386 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,845 no,actually,it's a great college. I think you'd like it. 387 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:11,975 Isn't this wonderful? Good food,pleasant conversation... 388 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,938 this really is a very special night. 389 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:20,359 I feel the same way. 390 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,907 So,peter,is it growing? 391 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,910 What? 392 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:33,831 Uh,the campus. Has it grown at all since you've been there? 393 00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:41,338 yeah,it's,uh...it's grown... con-considerably. 394 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:44,883 I would just love to get my hands on a brochure. 395 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:49,888 The alumni association is always sending me stuff,you know. 396 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,391 I'll--I'll get you something! 397 00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,644 Oh,my god,are you okay? 398 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:02,609 I just remembered,you know,this guy I'm sponsoring-- he said he needed to see me tonight,so I should go to him. 399 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,236 Well,I gues that's important,so-- 400 00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:07,781 yeah,so ihould go. No need to show me out. 401 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:17,916 what a shame.I really wanted him to have a chance to get to know you guys. 402 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,837 Don't worry,I... I think we made an impression. 403 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,679 Hey. Hey! 404 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,141 I didn't know if you were coming back. 405 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,060 I waited until the parking lot clead. 406 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,896 So,um... 407 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:43,358 what happened?You said you were just gonna go in there and talk to him. 408 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:46,069 I know,I know. I know I shouldn't have hit him. 409 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:49,156 but... what's done is done. 410 00:24:51,492 --> 00:24:53,577 Anything else going on? 411 00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:56,038 -Like what? -I don't know. 412 00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:58,749 Anything you wanna talk about? 413 00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:01,251 'Cause there's nothing you couldn't tell me. 414 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:03,962 -I would understand. -No,I feel good about this. 415 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:08,091 It's okay,'cause I didn't fit in around here anyway. I'm gonna get another job someplace else. 416 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,135 Everything's good. 417 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:12,679 And you,I love. 418 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,516 I love you,too. 419 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,229 You know what's weird? 420 00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:22,689 No,what? 421 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,567 In all the years we have been married, 422 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:30,155 I have never seen you lead with your fists. 423 00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:33,075 well... 424 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287 maybe I still got some surprises in me. 425 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,874 Maybe you do. 426 00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:47,422 Is it done? 427 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:56,765 We can mourn your brotherater.Right now there are things that still need to be done. 428 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,810 We need to get rid of everything... 429 00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:03,355 mattress,clothes, all of it. 430 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:16,910 mom,the--the door's locked. 431 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,829 I know. 432 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:23,041 Mom,you need to open this door right now! 433 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,964 mom! 434 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,819 Honey, why aren't you dressed yet? 435 00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,822 We have to be at the fertility clinic in 40 minutes! 436 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,866 Aw,shoot! Is that today? 437 00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:59,661 And,uh,give xiao-mei a kick in the pants. I haven't seen her all morning. 438 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:04,875 hey. 439 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,669 Today's the,uh,big day. 440 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:11,215 You ready to,uh,make a baby? 441 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:15,511 Ready. 442 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,190 Please... 443 00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:31,318 be gentle. 444 00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:40,202 Honey,come on. We're gonna be late. 445 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:50,379 I think she's confused as to how we're gonna make this baby happen. 446 00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:54,925 Oh. And were you planning on setting her straight? 447 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:58,679 Next thing out of my mouth. 448 00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:04,142 Come on! The guy's ready to explode. 449 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:06,436 I don't care. I'm not sleeping with mom's boyfriend. 450 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,647 You can't back out now. You were great the other night. 451 00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:10,607 You got peter on the hook. He's primed. 452 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:13,110 I was just messing with his head to get back at mom.That's all. 453 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:17,489 Yeah,but why stop there?She's keeping you from matthew.Now,come on,she deserves this. 454 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:20,576 I'm not that stupid. Go grind your own ax. 455 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,996 that's him.I don't have time for this crap. Now strip down to your bra and panties now. 456 00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:26,874 Get out of my room, you psycho! 457 00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:33,505 Um,my mom won't be back for a while, so you probably don't wanna wait around. 458 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:37,009 Well,that's okay.I just wanted to make sure you got the perkins catalog. 459 00:28:37,009 --> 00:28:40,387 Uh,your mom told me that you're going on a tour there tomorrow. 460 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,055 -Yeah. -You're gonna love it. 461 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:47,311 The campus is beautiful,the teachers are amazing, and the student body is such a great mix. 462 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:50,147 You know, they're all about diversity. 463 00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:54,109 Whatever.All right,well, I'll let my mom know you stopped by. 464 00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,653 Okay. 465 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:04,077 Andrew...I also wanted to apologize for leaving so fast the other night. 466 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,205 I... 467 00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:10,292 I started to get the feeling that your sister was coming on to me,which was upsetting because-- 468 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:12,753 you're a sex addict? 469 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,590 -Your mom told you about that? -Let's just say the word's out. 470 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:20,010 But,m,I'm curious. 471 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:23,805 Back in the day,what kind of stuff were you into? 472 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:27,059 I don't know that i wanna talk about that. 473 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,937 Well,I just wanna make sure you're not into anything too freaky. 474 00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:33,232 You know,I mean,you are dating my mom, and I'm kinda protective of her. 475 00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:36,818 Well,you can relax.I mean, I wasn't some sort of pervert,you know. 476 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:42,282 All I can say is...I went through a dark period, and I slept with a whole lot of people. 477 00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:46,745 People? 478 00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:48,413 What's wrong? 479 00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:54,294 No,it's just that when most guys discuss their conquests,they don't say "people." 480 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,757 -oh,well... -no,it's okay. 481 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:03,470 I appreciate the fact that you value... 482 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:06,181 diversity. 483 00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:15,023 -who is it? -Mike. 484 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,446 -Susan? -Hi. Sorry. 485 00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:23,740 I'm just on the lookout for edie. 486 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,702 Oh,well,you can relax. Edie won't be coming after you. 487 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:27,494 Why? 488 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:30,414 I talked to the P.I., And he's not gonna tell her anything. 489 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:33,750 -What did you say? -I paid him off, 490 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:37,254 so it's over. I just thought you should know. 491 00:30:37,254 --> 00:30:39,673 Well,wait. 492 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:42,009 Why would you do that? 493 00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:44,928 People will just get hurt if it gets out. 494 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:47,848 I didn't see the point. 495 00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:15,959 come on,come on,come on. 496 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:23,550 Hey there. You look thirsty. 497 00:31:24,176 --> 00:31:26,512 This is really nice of you, mrs. Mayer. 498 00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:29,431 To be honest with you, I wasn't even sure that you liked me. 499 00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:33,477 And you know why? Because we're all so busy and detached from each other. 500 00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:36,104 You're at my house every day, and sure, 501 00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:40,025 we wave and we say hello, but we barely even know each other. 502 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:43,529 How long have you been delivering my mail, for god's sake? 503 00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:45,948 Three and a half weeks. 504 00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:47,616 Really? 505 00:31:47,616 --> 00:31:50,619 It seems like forever. let me top you off. 506 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:53,455 Oh,no,I couldn'T. This is my third glass. I... 507 00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:56,458 seriously,I'm sloshin'. 508 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,419 well,you probably wanna use the bathroom before you leave,huh? 509 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,755 -No,I'm good. -Are you sure? 510 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:06,134 Uh,I mean,you have such a long route, and that ice tea's gonna go right through ya. 511 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:10,055 It's better here than mrs. Mccluskey's hydrangeas. 512 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:13,475 Well,you know,uh... maybe I will use your bathroom. 513 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:18,313 Great! Oh,the one down here is broken.Why don't you use the one upstairs?It's right off my bedroom. 514 00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:23,068 Yeah. Okay. 515 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:26,655 Got it. 516 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,809 I still can't believe it. 517 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:59,021 I mean,why would xiao-mei just offer herself up to me like that? 518 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:03,108 well,honey,she's a virgin. Who knows why virgins do anything? 519 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,402 She's a viin? 520 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,237 Are you serious? 521 00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:11,200 Yeah. I wouldn't just slam her for no reason. 522 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:15,996 Mr. Solis? It's time to collect your N.A. 523 00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:20,125 Oh! Okay,honey, only good swimmers now. 524 00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:27,341 if you like,we have a variety of magazines and videos available. 525 00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:33,597 I think I'm good. 526 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:44,149 Gus? Are you okay up there? 527 00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:51,240 gus! 528 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,284 Uh,do you want me to keep the hat on? 529 00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:57,871 I know it's a fantasy for some women. 530 00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,379 mom? 531 00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:10,801 Is the mailman here? 532 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,930 That's my daughter. Get dressed! 533 00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,224 mom? 534 00:34:17,224 --> 00:34:21,353 Yes,honey!Gus the mailman is here! He's using the bathroom. 535 00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:23,981 He'll be down in a minute. 536 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:28,902 Oh! darn it. Guess we'll have to take a rain check,huh? 537 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,446 I can come back on tuesday. 538 00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:36,493 tu-tuesday?No,no,tuesday's not good, 'cause tuesday's the day I,um... 539 00:34:37,578 --> 00:34:40,038 become a lesbian. 540 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,682 andrew? 541 00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:02,853 Honey,where are you?I got your message. What's the emergency? 542 00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:05,314 Andrew? 543 00:35:06,148 --> 00:35:08,025 Andrew? 544 00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:11,195 Andrew? 545 00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,573 Honey,what are you doing in my bed? 546 00:35:14,573 --> 00:35:17,451 Have you seen my pants? I can't-- 547 00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:24,750 now we're even. 548 00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:36,011 Did you forget that we're supposed to take that tour of perkins college today? 549 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,889 Seriously? 550 00:35:38,889 --> 00:35:44,144 After last night,I didn't exactly think you'd be too keen on sitting next to me in a car for three hours. 551 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:49,441 Consider me a cheerleader for anything that expedites me getting you out from under my roof. 552 00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:54,780 Glad we can come to an understanding. 553 00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:18,220 Why'd we stop here? We have half a tank left. 554 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:21,515 There's so many things i wanna say to you,andrew. 555 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:26,645 But mostly,I just want you to know how sorry I am. 556 00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:29,022 Sorry for what? 557 00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:32,484 Every child deserves to be loved unconditionally, 558 00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:36,738 and I thought that was the kind of love that I had for you. 559 00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:42,244 Maybe if I had, it would've been different. 560 00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:48,792 why do i suddenly get the feeling we're not gonna make it out to perkins college today? 561 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,261 -What are you doing? -I packed up some of your things. 562 00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:02,556 There's also,um,an envelope in here with some money, 563 00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:06,059 and that should tide you over until you get a job. 564 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:10,230 What,you're gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere? 565 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:15,527 I noticed a bus stop about a mile back. 566 00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:18,447 You can go anywhere you want. 567 00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:21,533 Mama,mom, please don't do this. 568 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:24,703 I have to. 569 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:30,125 I can't be around you anymore. I'm just not strong enough. 570 00:37:34,755 --> 00:37:37,549 You know what the good news is? 571 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:39,468 I win. 572 00:37:40,886 --> 00:37:43,055 You win? 573 00:37:44,056 --> 00:37:47,392 I remember the look in your eyes when I told you I was gay, 574 00:37:47,768 --> 00:37:51,980 and I knew that one day, you would stop loving me. 575 00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:57,569 So here we are. 576 00:37:57,569 --> 00:38:01,990 I was righ and I... I win. 577 00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:08,330 Well,good for you. 578 00:38:58,839 --> 00:39:01,425 Hi. I made you a thank-you pie, 579 00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:04,136 and by "made," I mean "bought." 580 00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:46,512 so what exactly are you thanking me for? 581 00:39:47,262 --> 00:39:50,390 For keeping edie from smashing my face in. 582 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:54,394 That's the nicest thing anybody ever did for me. 583 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:57,898 Just... trying to keep peace on the lane. 584 00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:00,526 Well,you keep telling yourself that. 585 00:40:00,526 --> 00:40:03,195 I know why you really paid that guy off. 586 00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:06,865 You still care about me. 587 00:40:07,366 --> 00:40:08,617 What? 588 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,288 you're always worried about julie and me, 589 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:16,291 and you beat upnmy new boyfriend. 590 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,545 and now you're protecting me from edie. 591 00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:22,589 Do you know what all that means? 592 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,759 That you're high maintenance? 593 00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:31,849 all right, you go ahead a be coy. Fine. 594 00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:35,435 I'll be the one to break the ice. 595 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:39,565 I've never stopped caring about you. 596 00:40:40,899 --> 00:40:43,652 Is that why you jumped in bed with karl? 597 00:40:43,652 --> 00:40:48,657 I would've never even gone there if I had thought there was a chance with us. 598 00:40:48,657 --> 00:40:52,578 You just closed the door so completely,I... 599 00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:56,623 ugh,can we just not talk about him? 600 00:40:57,749 --> 00:40:59,835 Have some more pie. 601 00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:02,880 I know you like pie. 602 00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:07,301 I know you like me. 603 00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:11,180 Listen... 604 00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:15,309 I'm not asking for us to get back together. 605 00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:18,687 I just want us to be friends. 606 00:41:19,188 --> 00:41:22,316 -Susan? -Yes? 607 00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,819 Your house is on fire. 608 00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:33,202 my whole house is... on fire! 609 00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:37,498 When the truth is ugly, people try to keep it hidden, 610 00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:42,419 because they know if revealed, the damage it will do. 611 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:46,840 So they conceal it within sturdy walls... 612 00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:51,678 or they place it behind closed doors... 613 00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:56,683 or they obscure it with clever disguises... 614 00:41:57,893 --> 00:42:02,105 but truth,no matter how ugly, always emerges... 615 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:13,575 and someone we care about always ends up getting hurt... 616 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,002 and someone else will revel in their pain, 617 00:42:24,503 --> 00:42:28,090 and that's the ugliest truth of all. 618 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,551 proudly presents sync:gagegao 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net